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@threatenTensely
xpinixns expressed here are my xwn and dx nxt reflect the pxsitixn xf my emplxyer. rechitts are nxt endxrsements. -xx
garbageblxxd patient hxrked up halfdigested graingruel all xver my scrubs txnight. sxrry bud we're pulling yxur plug. - xx
>-8==— or maybe just the one hehe...
(｡ᵕ ˣㅁˣ ).ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ - xx
Entirely inappropriate of you to post, Nurse Iglica.
>-8==— im sorry?? how so?
His churlish nature is quite charming~.
>-8==— haha yes it ccan be!
Not as charming as you, though~~~.
🧹🧽 <found this. splintrest meme. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10abd61ec1e5.png lol funny. so relatable. #substance mention
🧹🧽 <#medchittr help. lost grub. wants drugs. #substance mention.
they have to. make sure :ts mdma f:rst #tastetest
(V)(',,')(V) nooooo lol noo n℧h ℧hh im j℧st ehelping despose (V)(^,,^)(V) like the good little indigo i am
will yxu FXCK XFF. - xx
YXX DXD NXT FXND THXS SHXT XN SPLXNTRXST XND WX XLL KNXW XT. (҂//ロˣ) - xx
🧹🧽 <lol why?
🧹🧽 <huh what? where'd get? not chittr. can't make. tech illiterate.
xXxXxXx YXX XRX SX FXLL XF SHXT YXX NXXD TX MXP BXHXND YXXR XVXRY STXP. xXxXxXx - xx
CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE THE EMO MEDICULLER WITH CRAZY UKEMI. OR AM I HALLUCINATING THAT.
wat that mean. //_x" - xx
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. PERHAPS YOU ARE UNWORTHY.
they're wringing me xut intx a series xf test tubes at wxrk txmxrrxw. - xx
(V)(',,')(V) fit fire tho
If you are really good, I'll let you take an extra jelly~!!!!!!!!
(っˣཀˣ)っ zxmfg. - xx
U99HHH LUCKI3Z
@custxdialFabricatixn take him he's ready. - xx
PLWATHW TAKW HIM WHY ITH HW COMMWNTING ON MY POTHTTH PLWATHW PLWATHW PLWATHW GOD PLWATHW I HAVW NWVWR ATHKWD FOR ANYTHING
imagine you go to yo denterrorists office and they name is cavity 😭😭😭 how the fuck does anyone live on beforus
I DONT LIV-E ON T)(-E MOON NO MOOR DUMBBASS
YOU LIV-E ON T)(-E MOON
GOMEN. CORRECTION:「I LIVED ON THE MOON. AND DIDN'T GO TO THE DOCTOR. DURING MY JUVENILE AND ADOLESCENT STAGES. SO TRAGICALLY. THEY COULD NOT CORRECT MY MANY GLARING DEFECTS. GLUB GLUB. WADER SOUNDS.」
I HAVE COMPANY. AND A JOB. WITH BENEFITS.
yuh my bad forgot you in the worlds oldest profession gill
ey thats crazy achshoally
YOU ARE WOEFULLY UNPREPARED. FOR THE CRASHOUT YOU HAVE JUST INVITED UPON YOURSELF. WATCH YOUR BACK. BITCH.
yeah cuz that worked whale for ya last time. beach
sorry meenah, th1s 1s 1n fact true
#medical-horror #dental-horror Your name is CAVITY CUTHPID... Cuthpid... Cuth... CUSPID. Your name is CAVITY CUSPID and ever since you were a little girl you wanted to be a tooth fairy. When you hatched, your teeth were all sorts of mangled. Your molars grew into each other during your formation and your incisors poked straight through your lip. It was painful to be a little grub. You had to have your teeth removed... yes, you went several sweeps without teeth. It was quite traumatic. All a little girl wants is to be normal like her peers, to never worry about her smile. Now? Now your teeth are *perfect.* There's nothing and no one you love more than your pretty, pretty teeth. The speech impediment that once haunted you remains as a testament to your own uniquely beautiful troubles. Smile forced wide, speech slurred, your teeth remain on perfect display all hours of the night. You're a denterrorist yourself now, taking care of countless others teeth to give them the same joyful smile you possess. 😬 When you're not contemplating the world through your bundle of pearls, you put your engineering degree to work to build fantasy torture devices. You have a great interest in BDSM and tend to incorporate strict routines into your daily life. You have a blog under the name incisorAdvisor where you share dental tips and make appointments with those in need. https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Untitled112_20261011170505.png https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Untitled112_20261011175758.png
the wet blanket is saying this shirt isn't wxrk apprxpriate. yxu literally can't see what it says with the scrubs xn. sx what's the big. - xx
I've never seen bracers like that before~! Very nice~.
boooo thats funny as hell
>>Hate To Say It, But Erring On The Side Of Caution, It's Better To Just Not Wear It Just In Case. However You Absolutely Need To Change Into That When We Go Out For Work Drinks After! Did You Get Your Shants Replaced Yet?<<
Wear it then. See what I care. I have better things t-o spend my time o-n than keeping y-o-u fr-o-m making a fo=ol o-f y-o-urself.
i'm lxwkey stuck in this mxrgue drawer idk if i'm gxnna make it. - xx #txlightandalsxmxrebrxadly. - xx
꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁#bulgerating꧂ ꧁#purpleblood꧂ ꧁#scent꧂ ꧁#taste꧂ ꧁#medchittr꧂ ꧁@custodialFabrication꧂ ꧁Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Cleans Floors' bulge.꧂ ꧁Uhm. Okay. So. I need to be careful with this one, because Cleans Floors is not actually a simple custodial technician. That is the current title. That is the cover. That is the mop bucket sitting in front of a locked door. I promise not to unlock that door, though. It's not up to me to police his life.꧂ ꧁I am trying to remain objective.꧂ ꧁That is harder when the subject is a purpleblood who has deliberately reduced himself into something meager.꧂ ꧁Anyway.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁Purpleblood force, older-body endurance, and the kind of practical grip that comes from tools, valves, machines, mop handles. He is well experienced.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4꧂ ꧁Not especially yielding. Stubborn. Dense. Cooperative only when approached correctly.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Above average, but not theatrical. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁The main feature. Thickest through the base and middle, broad enough to make the read immediately practical.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 8꧂ ꧁Something is strange about it. A weak sense of Chucklevoodoos. And, it kind of makes me... Forget things.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Floor wax, old disinfectant, fried cluckbeast, cheap barcade beer, hot cabinet dust, machine oil, purple musk, and that cold bleach smell.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁Salt. Peppered grease. Purple mineral. Bitter cleaner. Old smoke from a shabby coat. It is filling in taste...꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Firm. Smooth at the head, heavier and more stubborn down the shaft, with a low underside ridge that feels structural. Not plush. Not pretty. Useful. Durable. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Clear at first, then faint purple-gray. Slick, but restrained. Viscosity increases with pressure rather than praise. Not messy unless pushed. Once pushed, difficult to stop.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Heavy-medium. I would estimate 2.8 pounds fully worked up. The weight sits low. More bucket than banner.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ Ｅｘｐｌａｉｎｅｄ꧂ ꧁ ꧂ ꧁Cleans Floors has a containment bulge. The chucklevoodoos are reduced, but the residue is still there. Not active performance. Not a full purpleblood glamour. Not a ringmaster's lure. More like pressure left in a room after the music stopped. The organ carries that same pressure. It does not charm. It does not sparkle. It does not call attention to itself.꧂ ꧁It waits. It's almost predatory...꧂ ꧁Dense. Old. Almost ritual. The shaft is not excessively long, but the girth gives it authority, especially when paired with the way his body seems unwilling to waste motion. I do not recommend it for the playful, or the romantic. Strictly business.꧂
🧹🧽 <fucking what?
⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ xXx RXFLMXX HXLY SHXT? xXx ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ #xwned #pwned #leaked #lmfaxxxxxxxxxx. ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ - xx
🧹🧽 <cull self. i'll watch. #selfharm #suicide
⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ STRXXTS XRX SXYXNG YXXR SHXT IS XXTHXRXTXTXVXLY GXRTHY LMFXXXXXXXXXXX! ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ #chxde. #yuck. - xx
[Case: #000003] Another patient diagnosed with "Lupus."
inside the brilliant mind xf a patient: wxw i’m sx grateful fxr this state xf the art medicull care. i shxuld express that by xpen mxuth wet cxughing in my dxctxr’s face. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
[Comment: #000001] Keep me posted of any untoward symptoms resulting from this.
yxu can gx ahead and start hxlding yxur breath fxr that. - xx
[Comment: #000002] It might be wise so I don't contract whatever illness you're carrying. I do hope it's fun...
i'm nxt cxntracting SHXT. my immune system is a FXRTRXSS. - xx
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I NEED T💥H💥 G💥 T💥H💥 THE MEDICULLERRR... BUT I WILL HANG MYSELF IF I G💥 T💥H💥 THE FEFERRRI PEIXES RRREEFST💥H💥RRRATIVE JUSTICE CULLING CENTERRR... #CW-SELF-HARRRM #SUICIDE #MEDCHITTRRR
🧹🧽 <is that. fucking godzilla?
IS THAT A FUCKING M💥P?
🧹🧽 <touché douche.
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Mmmmng. . .ㅤI saw a patient outside of work today. . . They said I "look way more intimidating outside of the hospital". . . Mmmng. . . Emoticon: :? . . .ㅤ. .
Mmmmng. . .ㅤNote. . . mouths do not. . . actually move like that. . . please contact your docterror if yours does. . .ㅤ. .
lmax intimidating. XD - xx
nah yxu're literally chill. - xx
patient made a mess xf my belxved sneakerjeans (rest in pieces) last light. nx big deal it's a culling center we've gxt dispxsables xut the wastechute. tell me why i didn't realize the grippy sxcks had affirmatixns xn the bxttxm until i txxk them xff. - xx #awesxme. #awesxme. #strxng. #awesxme. #strxng. #brave. #amazing. #awesxme. #strxng. #canwebudgetfxrsxmenewadjectives. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
>-8==— they tend to feel very ccondesccending... especcially for the patients that may not feel awesome or strong. >-8==— like due to degenerative musccular atrophy... >-8==— i think we should request the ccute ones with stars on them...
>-8==— oh, and my ccondolencces about your shants...
yxu're cxxking. these are awesxme awesxme strxng etc. - xx
they gxtta put me xn #cw-self-harm watch after that fxr real. - xx #jxke. - xx
>-8==— aren't they just? they suit your style too!
>-8==— haha.... i hope you ccan get them cclean again. >-8==— or get a replaccement.
#Glorious #Brave #Radiant
[CASE: #000002] A patient presented with localized pain in their right elbow. No discoloration, no visible swelling, no history of trauma. They reported that the discomfort began approximately three nights ago and has progressively worsened. They are otherwise in excellent health, which was both encouraging and profoundly unhelpful. The resident assigned to their examination suggested lateral epicondylitis. Tennis elbow, for those of you whose medical education begins and ends with the terminology of recreational sports. An entirely reasonable hypothesis. The patient had recently taken up racquet sports, and the pain is exacerbated by repetitive extension of the wrist. Naturally, I rejected it. There is a relatively obscure condition known as periarticular myonecrotic metaplasia, a progressive disorder in which the soft tissues surrounding a joint begin producing malformed muscular structures. These structures develop independent contractile responses, eventually creating the sensation of an additional limb attempting to articulate from within the existing one. In advanced cases, affected individuals report involuntary movement beneath the skin, accompanied by an audible clicking as the newly formed tissue attempts to establish its own attachment points along the bone. The condition has scant few cases. Three required extensive reconstructive intervention. The fourth reportedly developed a functional secondary elbow before succumbing to unrelated complications. When I informed the patient that we should investigate this possibility. They expressed some reluctance, particularly when I explained that a definitive diagnosis may require direct examination of the affected musculature. My resident objected. They suggested rest, anti-inflammatory medication, and a temporary reduction in physical activity. I reminded them that the purpose of a differential diagnosis is to investigate possibilities beyond the most immediately convenient explanation. // Correction. I remind them that anyone capable of prescribing rest has no business occupying a position in a diagnostic department. After considerable discussion, the patient agreed to further examination. Imaging revealed no abnormalities whatsoever. I interpreted this as evidence that the disease has not yet progressed sufficiently to become radiographically apparent. The resident interpreted it as evidence the patient has tennis elbow. We agreed to disagree. The patient is scheduled for an additional examination in three nights. In the meantime, I prescribed a rigid joint immobilizer and instructed them to report any unusual sensations, particularly the impression of movement beneath the skin. Just this evening, however, they contacted my office to report an intermittent crawling sensation around the elbow. Excellent for me. My resident pointed out that the immobilizer may be irritating a superficial nerve. I made a note to investigate whether professional pessimism is contagious. #medchittr #medicalhorror #bodyhorror #clinicalhorror #medicalmalpractice #medicalabuse #unnecessarymedicalprocedures #invasivemedicalprocedures #misdiagnosis #unethicalexperimentation #patientdistress #jointabnormalities #muscledeformation #anatomicalhorror #fictionaldiseases #unreliablemedicalinformation
i can't believe i'm agreeing with yxu. i shxuld get my thinkspxnge checked. - xx
[Comment: #001] Two physicians arriving at the same conclusion without conducting an examination. Remarkable. // Correction. Three, if we include the janitor. I suppose we can dispense with diagnostic medicine altogether and begin treating patients according to whichever diagnosis receives the most votes. Perhaps we could let the patients vote as well.
shxuld've had yxu cxnsult xn this guy. maybe yxu wxuld've caught the wxrms. - xx
xk man. what part xf this was individually identifiable. - xx
(V)(',,')(V) tennsi elbow all i gotta do is look aro℧nd n find sometone with that then like damn shitbr℧h thats ℧ from the post man
wxuld yxu believe it if i txld yxu there might be mxre than xne trxll with grasphinge pain xn all xf befxrus. - xx
(V)(',,')(V) holy f℧cking shit are yo℧ f℧cking serio℧s i f℧cking cant f℧cking believe this nonsense what the f℧cj are yo℧ f℧cking saying to me are yo℧ for f℧cking real!
× The Report Is WVell-wvritten. It Is Best To Check To Make Sure The Immobilizer Isn't Irritating A Nervve Still To Be Sure That It Is The Disorder In Question And Not A Case Of Tennis Elbowv. The Reason WVhy They Suggested That Is Because Of Howv Common It Is As You Knowv And WVant To See If It Can Be Treated WVith Rest And Anti-inflammatory Medication As It Can Be Unnecessary. They WVish Not To WVaste Resources And Time. I Really Like The Report Though! I Really Really Like It.. ×
night twx nx vending machine. we’re making dx. - xx
>-8==— your diet cconccerns me...
gxt any extra beetle jelly. (っˣཀˣ)っ - xx
>-8==— haha, i'll put in another order for a surplus.
🧹🧽 <#medchittr locking ward. west ward. good luck.
>-8==— wait, my patients are in there??
yxu NXXD tx be culled. - xx
🧹🧽 <also squeakbeasts. a lot. of squeakbeasts.
🧹🧽 <you offering? ten reasons?
>-8==— please do something about the squeakbeasts instead of just loccking them in the west ward with my patients.
🧹🧽 <can't ma'am. exterminaturist coming. his orders.
i'm threaxing. - xx
🧹🧽 <threatening who? not me. ten reasons.
>-8==— with all the patients still inside??
🧹🧽 <his orders. you think. i'm lying? send texts.
>-8==— these sweethearts were all orphaned after their possum lusus passed une+pecctedly. >-8==— until we ccan assign them eacch a new lusus i am taking ccare of them. >-8==— they were all so ccold and hungry when they ccame in, so they are very happy to get a little beetle jelly! #medcchittr #fprjcccc #ccullcchittr #grubccare
>-8==— that janitor again..?
wellllll congratTs tTheY lllook lllike a plllatTe oFf eXXXotTic cheese now.
nx just my schedule this time. - xx
>-8==— i wouldn't dream of burdening anyone with raising a grub! >-8==— this is why we have lusii
>-8==— well they are grubs! >-8==— living, breathing, wriggling little ccreatures that are going to grow into strong healthy adult trolls! >-8==— not snaccks!
>-8==— they really are torturing you there... :(
aaat leeeaaast... nooow theeey haaaveee yooouuu... :)
Then > I > Hope > That > You > Find > A > Lusii > Soon > :( > They're > Too > Cute > ♡
tTranslllatTion: "i hatTe Ffun"
OmO . . . OmO ༒︎hey are. Cu♱e. OwO
let’s mix bleach and rubbing alcxhxl txgether. (っˣཀˣ)っ - xx #fxrliabilityreasxns. #thisisajxke. #dxnxtdxthis. #txxicsubstances. #substance. #itschlxrxfxrm. #anesthesixlxgyhumxr. #medchittr. - xx
dont threaten me w1th a good t1me
it’s called fashixn. lxxk it up. - xx
exactly the kind xf unstable behavixr that shxuld be mitigated by cxxler heads. - xx #pxintprxven. - xx
>-8==— i know!!! but when you're not wearing your sccrubs yknow....
gruuhhthis rules..the chaaants.. (chuck paaants)(¬ºཀ°)¬
wait i have that emxji txx kinda. (¬ₓཀˣ)¬ - xx
We should be allowed to forcibly amputate you. Where's Dr. Eupnoi when you need them.〜〜〜〜〜
xXx WHXT. xXx #chill #ithxughtwewerechill #stayyxurprxng. - xx
gruuhhzooomg brooocooolli cheddaaa we aaare toootaaally zooombinghk ooouut rn gruuuuuhh gruuuuuhhh puntsooonyooouurchaaants gruhhh(¬ºཀ°)¬
I have nothing against you. But those pants are a blight on the great Beforan Empire and need to be eradicated. If your legs are collateral then so be it.〜〜〜〜〜
keep yxur glxves xn sister prxngjxb. yxu’re nxt getting my pants xff. #mediatereact. #nsfw. - xx
Not my name.〜〜〜〜〜