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Sir KXay Anicor MetiXo, sworn vassal of the ManifolX Table. / Eternally bounX to my QuaXrantmate TrifolX, the fair and terrible LaXy Carazu AXonza. \ Triple Prestige LegenXary Fanciful Funambulist /

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Angels 3:14 ⚇ "Death isn't something to be afraid of. It'll arrive whether you seek it or wait for it, the only thing that changes is when. We clowns are better than the rest of the scum because we figured out the meaning of all of this shit a long ass time ago. The point *is* the time. The time you spend with your family, your quads, the Empire. Its all for the experience, the beauty of that. And when its over you can look up at the Messiahs and say 'I had fun'. And they will say 'What did you learn?'. And it don't matter what your answer is, so long as you say it with confidence and you say it with gusto...you'll have found the meaning." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

trUly OnE Of my fAvOrItE pAssAgEs In my fAvOrItE bOOk All EAch Of Us hAvE Is thE tImE wE spEnd, tO sErvE thE mEssIAhs, tO EnjOy ArOUnd thOsE fOr whIch wE cArE, And sEE whAt thE fUtUrE hOlds. I knOw thAt OnE swEEp whEn I dO sEE thE dArk cArnIvAl I shAll gO hAppIly tO sEE thE pErfOrmAncE Of OUr kInnEd AncEstOrs, hAppy fOr my tImE On thIs wOrld Of rEAlIty AmEn

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

gOOd EArly cyclE chIttr! I hAvE cOnvIncEd my mEntOr tO stOp rEqUIrIng mE tO pOst scrIptUrE qUOtEs Of- qUEstIOnAblE mEssAgE At lEAst fOr my fIrst pOst tOdAy! cOnvIctIOn 9:42 "mIghty, thE rIghtEOUs. rIghtEOUs, thE mIghty." A nIcE clAssIc! #scrIptUrE #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr

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>--D=I=didn't=mind=the=content=but=scripture=is=scripture=so=I'm=not=complaining=haha=:)//<

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So true. /

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Sideshows 16:20 ⚇ "Ain't no point in taking sides in a beef when both sides is wilin' out like fuckin' wrigglers. You want that beef squashed? Then pull out the strife deck and squash it like adults. You ain't on Alternia no more, my little ones. This the real shit." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Scripture #Clownposting ⚇

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A Xuel is the only true way to settle irreconcilable Xifferences. \

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ Colors 30:30 ⚇ "And a dirtblood is a dirtblood is a dirtblood but you can give them purpose, kin. Accept their servitude, introduce them to the paint pot. Make them scream the holy noise and praise the Messiahs on their dying breath." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

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,,,$heep in wolve$ clothing,,,the lot of you,,,

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ i surely ain't know what you mean, lil' lowblood. ⚇

,,,you $ure a$ $hit do,,,$uidae,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ i'm just posting the funny motherfuckin' word. ⚇ no more. ⚇ no less. ⚇

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ can i help you? ⚇ leery motherfucker? ⚇

,,,you can't,,,even if you tried your harde$t,,,unfortunately,,, ,,,although that much,,,i$ to be expected,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ creepy lil motherfucker. ⚇ i already in quads with one of those though ⚇ sorry. ⚇ no room ⚇ no vacancy. ⚇

,,,$uidae,,,i wouldn't fuck you,,,if we were the la$t two troll$,,,in the univer$e,,, ,,,it would be beneath me,,,

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@piousPorcine[PP]

⚇ sentiment is shared. ⚇ my weird little friend. ⚇

I will FIGHT anX Xefeat this beast. /

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I #yearning for my wife! / I'm waving to her right now! \

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@barackObama[BO]

REAL SHIT

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Kantan never Xie /

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kantan never die

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@adrenalinesCharge[AC]

~Kantan never die~

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⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴

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IncreXible work mine frienX! \ You Xo our kinX honor, sir! \

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@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ AWESOM E !! ! !! ! !! ! ! ! !!!! ! ! !!! ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶_☺]=-

⚜YESSSS!!!! VERY AWESOME INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/3lzp04EYyj8AAAAC/my-honest-reaction-reaction.gif⚜⁀➴

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⚜FOR THE BROTHERHOOD'S HONOR, SIR METIDO!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!⚜⁀➴

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VERILY SO MY GOOX MAN! / / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / /

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@playfulPinniped[PP]

(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOW! guwhat an EPIC GUWIN!!!! GYUUZAHHH!!!

Huzzah :}•

THIS SHIT GOES HARD AF NEED TO BE AN ALBUM COVER

I just really think that one shoulX be alloweX to at least try to cut the moon in half. / Just one of them. \ Give it a chance, have a pusher! /

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I've never been in a clown buggy, but I *have* been in a clown carriage. / It's Xeeply unpleasant! \ I usually walk alongsiXe them now. / I simply Xo not fit as they Xo. /

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Such myopic worlXviews going arounX nowanights... \ GooX anX evil is not cull or be culleX. \ Your enemies are not all malefic anX your allies not all valorous. \ Not that the uproarious upstarts neeX me to XefenX their honor, but it seems that my upbringing being so close to so many of the flock was a rather unique one for a golX. \ I am sure some of these perfiXious Xetractors will show their sullen faces here anX speak their lies. / To that I say, 1v1 me scrub. / WorXs mean nothing. \ Battle prowess means all. /

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✂Thou'rt well spoken \ a gold's valor ever honora♭le \ however querulous might I inquire \ Gold♭lood ♭orn of the dandelions posits itself in median; neither culled nor cull — however, decision must drive a man. Doth thee consider thyself no♭le for culling functions, or contempti♭le for thy deeds?

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Hail anX well met, my frienX. \ Your worXs lift my spirits high anX fill me with gratituXe. \ To claim nobility may be crass, I woulX rather have such lofty compliments laiX upon me by my peers. \ However, when faceX with Xecision, I am noble, of course! / Those I slay are weak of boXy, pan, anX pusher, anX all is improveX by their absence. \ It is in the spilling of blooX in the crucible of battle that a man is truly testeX, anX I fully intenX to pass with high marks whenever I float onto the culling fielXs. \ I hope that answers your question frienX! /

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✂Thy answer commenda♭le. Enamored ♭y thy accolades \ whomever thee serves, thou serve them well. If in mine own ♭lessed court \ a give of a ♭lade of ♭lackest o♭sidian, wrapped in violet ri♭♭on. ♭lood of gold, oh, thy wield it well.

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You honor with with your worXs, mine frienX. \ The ManifolX Table proviXeX a similar boon upon my vassalage. / A great anX terrible scythe, forgeX in the heat of the unXerworlX, by the finest slapsmiths the worlX over. \ They truly honor me, anX in turn I Xo all I can to honor them. /

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✂Oh what terri♭le wonder! If it is well within thy permissions \ this ♭eautiful one would much enjoy to glean upon such fearsome weapon glory. If not, witness thee in su♭lime ♭attle.

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How coulX I refuse such a request? \ This is the closest image I have at prong. \ https://cXn.imgchest.com/files/575X13601X6e.png /

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✂Splendid creation of finest craft! Suits thee ♭etter than any ♭lade.

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Its curveX eXge beats sworX, spear, anX axe time anX time again. \ Mine armor was crafteX by the same slapsmiths, a popsicle stick set-up anX punchline meticulously etcheX into each link in the chain. /

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Some trolls truly are strange. \ Why are you maX at me for culling those you XiX not even know? / If you wanteX to loot them, you shoulX have culleX them first! \ Such a bizarre panset \

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I am being smokeX the fuck out by my lovely lovely gf goX I love her so much I hate her so much i cant out 't get out of my pan like I Xreak about her backlit my flames fans she's so prett anX awesome anX horribleAnX anX the ManifolX Table keeps making me take hits this is awesome #substances /

Antsy. /

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⚜WHAT AILS THOU, M'LORD!!!!⚜⁀➴

Ah, mine frienX in shining armor. \ It has been too long since I've haX a gooX bout. / My eye crackles, it is overflowing with unspent psionic charge. / I must return to battle, but the next scheXuleX event is yet so far... \

With the helpful metrics from the Signless taken into account, my new cull count is... \ approximately 2.718*10^16, making my W/L ratio now 2.718*10^16/8. / Not baX, if I Xo say so myself. /

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My favorite woman is my wife! \

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An excellent answer!!

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She's the only troll I know who can regularly beat me in a fight! / She's so cool! \

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There is a knight about... \ the opposite partner to my kXay! \ Hark! /

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⚜HARK!!! BROTHER OF THE BLADE I GREET THEE WELL!!!⚜⁀➴

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Hail anX well met sir! \ Though our blaXes may be Xifferent may they not meet without worthy cause. \

⚜THE FATES OF TIME HAVE THEE AND I ON PARTING PATHS BUT DO NOT DOUBT THE CHANCE OF OUR BLADES BATTLING SIDE BY SIDE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!⚜⁀➴

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I woulX be honoreX to spar you my frienX, though woe tiXings upon the night we must clash for the sake of honor anX thus Xraw blooX. /

Of course clowns anX mustarXs get along! \ We're natural allies, probably. \ That's what they keep telling me, anyhow. \

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS WHAHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING. PROBABLY.

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@exuberantArchivist[EA]

✐ᝰ What would be the biological advantage for that? ᝰᝰ

Bahahaha! \ I am the one golX in a gaggle of gigglemeisters, they always ensure I feel in my place. /

I Xo not unXerstanX the question. / My frienXs took me on for my gallantry anX combat acumen! /

< MY MOIRAIL IS ONE SO YES. >

I call her the 'ol ball anX chain because she is extremely proficient at wielXing a ball anX chain to Xevastating effect. /

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

READING ONTO THE RECORD! (sighs wistfully) i should call her...

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I call her every night! \ Even when she tells me I Xon't neeX to. /

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I XiX not technically ask for permission, but then, I technically Xo not have permission to be on the internets at all, but... \ Here is a picture of my loathely quaXmate trifolX I Xrew Xuring off hours. / She is a sight to beholX, especially in the thick of battle. / It is when covereX in blooX anX offal that she seems happiest. \ Oh how I Xesire nothing more than her smile. \ https://cXn.imgchest.com/files/2b467765Xb63.png /

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