

Barak Trollbama
@barackObama
President of Earth-C Information, including Cabinet Applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co

:33 < actmewally. im gonna go kill those poachers tonight.

I sleep very soundly clutching a list of all my Cabinet members. If I ever wake in alarm, I simply remind myself how absolutely stacked the Cabinet is and then return to my recuperacoon. Works like a charm.

What do you mean there’s a possibility Mitch McTronnel is dead?

I support the Yaoi as well as the Yuri

National Holiday for whenever Mitch McTronnel dies.
BREAKING NEWS: Popular soda brand contains cocaine. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Autoquirk feature, how I adore you.

Medication. Take it.

Take your medication. Drink water. Eat something. You know the drill by now.

The demand for Grapefruit has been steadily decreasing over the past few years.

I don't even argue anymore. I just say "I will kill you to death with a gun" and that seems to show my feelings on the matter.

[|87 :: Smash;n my prof;t records and pass;n the blunt to @justCall;e and @packageHandler Oh and my boy @barackObama always gets a h;t from the blunt #substance

Take your medication and be sure to drink plenty of water.

"Ugh, I can't believe they just went into the bathroom right when I was about to shower." - Man who hasn't moved and has made no plan to move.

holy shit fujoshi jigsaw

Hey guys! Post th★t's v★guely concerning, ★nd very dr★m★tic, but ★t the s★me time kind★ funny.

A member of my Cabinet just walked by and stabbed me. Never let them know your next move, I guess.

Project Hail Mary is smart blond man propaganda. Do not fall for it.

COMPUTA, MAKE THEM GAYER.

Please stop stealing food. That is not necessary. We here at the Gray House believe that food is a basic right of all citizens of Earth-C. You need only to stop by and inform myself or a member of my staff of your needs, and the requested items will be procured for you.

















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