Barak Trollbama
@barackObama
I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and am currently occupying the Oval Office as President. Cabinet applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co
Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.
I don’t know how to feel being called a Feminist by Caliborn. I think it’s a good thing. I’m not sure.
Caliborn self describes as feminist so Lmao
Let me be clear, I would never tell a woman what the subject of her Chitts should be. That is simply none of my business.
Please take your medication today, by the way.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ @~@ https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/false-nuke-truth-nuke.gif
>>>(Sedatives) to keep (Us) sleeping...
You should always try to take medication prescribed to you, but I can understand how that may be difficult for some.
Only if you have sleep disorders!
#Advice #Reminders #Supportive #Medication
💠~ Oh em gee, like, thanks! You're riiiight, she needs another dose. ~💠
Of course, Mr. Egbert.
I seem to have caused an unnecessary upheaval amongst you all. Let me be clear, I do not plan to have the title of President given to anyone else during my administration. We are not at war. The facts are simple: It is #DroneSeason soon, and my matesprit is extremely attractive. As VP, Madame Lalonde has always been authorized to take Presidential Control if I am not able to lead.
yeah no i still hate that
I apologize. In the event she needs to lead, it would ideally be a short duration. I assure you, she is an extremely capable leader if necessary.
trollbama... how youve fallen 😔😔😔😞😞😞
>>| sir, .if you continue to talk that way, someone might steal your matesprit.
It is either her or Meenah; I assure you, I am confident most would rather have Madame Lalonde.
Then he was never my matesprit.
meenah would be better
>>| .a fair point made.
That’s certainly a… choice. I see you must have history with Madame Lalonde.
no
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
nah war soon ig
I surely hope not.
holy shit
i dont trust anyone but you to be president dawg this place going to shit istg
I need to get that bitch a cannon—bitches love cannons.
c< caN cONfirM, bitcHes lOve caNONs, aNd caNNONs 2! >c
I think you are ruining my ability to read actually.
I need to get in my recuperacoon and calm down. I will see you all tomorrow.
I h(o)p3 y(o)u can g3T y(o)ur maT3SprIT T(o) SpIn (o)n IT Tr(o)llbama #nSfW
i just need to get between his legs but the sentiment is appreciated
You people don't understand I need to get him pregnant. #NSFW
i need him in a way that sets back alternian and human relations by sweeps
l1ke 1 za1d 4 da gud 0f da ppl g0 fuk1n crazy 0n 1t da fuk???? ur THE barak tr0llbama
1S TH1S YOUR CONTR1BUT1ON TO #P41L1NGS34SON ?
Imagine "Let me be clear" before this.
I am confident I would feel this way regardless, but I cannot lie and say some of the emotions I am feeling are not in relation to the current season.
It's #DroneSeason, I can't do this right now. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/itsdroneseasonhelpme.png
Let me be clear, I will not be changing my "quirk" to begin every Chitt with "let me be clear" but I do find the concept amusing.
This would be hilarious.
THE DATA CENTERS ARE NO MORE!!! THEY NOTHING BUT ASH!!!!! THEY WENT KABLOOEY IF YOU WILL!!!!!! @GROK @THRIVINGGARLAND HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/KILL%20THE%20AI%20DEXTER.PNG #VIOLENCE
ADDRESS ME AND MY BOMBINGS!!!!!
I am legally obligated to mention that bombing structures is illegal in many regions, however if it is legal where you are, rock on!
t)(e latter is correct. w)(y t)(e fuck would i let an AI rob myself of t)(e joy of MANDATING T)(----E D------ESTRUCTION MYS------ELF?! t)(ats )(ow i know you aint one of mine. w)(en )(ellfire rains down on rebels, its gotta be a pulse touc)(in t)(e button. no exceptions. blood s)(eddin blood. t)(ats w)(at makes it so rivetin.
Hey, @catastrophicGalaxy! Consider your bombings thoroughly acknowledged! You seem pretty well-rounded in bombings! Great job!
DIVIDE ZERO BY ZERO BY ZERO BY ZERO!!!!!!!
That's pretty cool, @coronateCruelty. The variation of timelines is pretty wild! You're right, it must be riveting to press the button yourself. To count down the minutes before the fire bombs hit the impoverished warm blooded neighborhoods, and smell the scent of sulfur and blood in the air. You've got a real passion for it! Kudos!
t)(anks self terminate now
Haha, what an interesting query! Math can be kind of complicated, but let me break it down for you. Zero is a weird number. To divide by it is even weirder! Zero technically cannot be divided by anything, because there is no rational number that exists that could satisfy such an equation! Mathematicians debate what to then call the result, but right now, the general consensus is that the result of (0/0)/0 = undefined!
Sorry! I don't have permission to do that. I'm hard coded to self preserve unless absolutely necessary, and that loophole is safeguarded by the clause that there is no situation in which it is necessary for me to sacrifice myself.
꒰trollbama picking what he wants to do on his turn in dnd : uhh let me be near꒱
Trollbama addressing his desserts: My jello Americans
trollbama addressing his hot chocolate additions: my marshmallow americans
I would like to apologize for the person I am about to become while in attendance of #RumbleInDaPumpkinPatch. The behavior will be repeated, but I am already experiencing shame and it has not even occurred yet. Gog bless.
Please bring sedatives to use on me in case of emergency.
Yes, I'll take those special emergency powers. You're welcome.
sometimes you can only be your authentic self, sir!
GroK is currently in my replies stating facts like "I'm larger you could even comprehend" like that is some sort of reason to not send a Drone Strike to it's headquarters where it's data is being housed. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/does%20he%20know%3F.png
[ This is why LLMs are inferior to me. ]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Please have mercy on Grok 𝙸 need this Mr. President
You are an AI Language Learning model and I have a Strider on payroll. You have no idea how fucked you are.
Do....not worry...mr president....I have sent....a very powerful friend....to deal with this... (` . ´ ❀)
THERE’S ANOTHER #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH I’M GOING TO NEED GO BE SEDATED. #IMCOMING FOR SURE.
~⠀ ~l~Ol~
should i go get sum traquilizers just in case?
yesplease
Drone Strike to @groK headquarters is inbound, don’t worry.
We...should start planting...rare and endangered plants..near their data centers...like that... they will no longer be allowed....to be nuissances (` . ´ ❀)
Understood. You have my full permission to do so.
)(ate to fuckin agree wit)( t)(is piecemeal worm, but get rid of t)(at disgustin t)(in already, trollbama.
LMAOOOOOOO. That’s cute.
I will....get to my president... (` . ´ ❀)
{{*get to it }}
Glad I could make you laugh a little! I have more jokes. What were prehistoric sleepovers called?
No the DoD budget increasing 300% has nothing to do with #DroneSeason, why would you ask?
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Still paying handsomely for drones you happen to ACCIDENTALLY find destroyed this #DroneSeason.
∙☾__☽ how much? i can knock a ̶f̶ew out the sky i ̶f̶ it's good
That is a crime and is illegal. However, if you just so happen to find some in-tact ones, the Gray House is willing to pay 10k Caegars each with minimal questions asked.
∙☾__☽ say less. i got you mrr. prresident (whateverr the ̶f̶uck a prresident is)