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@barackObama

President of Earth-C Information, including Cabinet Applications -> https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co

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You know, like, Nya?
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < actmewally. im gonna go kill those poachers tonight.

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40

D---> Do be careful.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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@barackObama[BO]

I sleep very soundly clutching a list of all my Cabinet members. If I ever wake in alarm, I simply remind myself how absolutely stacked the Cabinet is and then return to my recuperacoon. Works like a charm.

Kult: +42
Kull: +5
Total: 47
Ratio: 8.40
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May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

I am so glad 8ecause I sleep with a list of your name over and over and I was worried it was weird

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@barackObama[BO]

What do you mean there’s a possibility Mitch McTronnel is dead?

Kult: +52
Kull: +20
Total: 72
Ratio: 2.60
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@barackObama[BO]

PLEASE GOG PLEASE PLEASE

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

Kult: +12
Total: 12

If not, I say we bake him into a giant pie and throw it at city hall!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> Godડ, ¡ fuck¡ng hope ડo

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Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I support the Yaoi as well as the Yuri

Kult: +97
Kull: +25
Total: 122
Ratio: 3.88
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.YOu .i need a favor from yoU .i want a coronation at the grey house for my brand new flashy title of soft butch king of lesbian chittR .if you do it i promise i will not glitterbomb the lawnrinG

Kult: +7
Total: 7

>> 1ove u tro11b@m@ <<

Kult: +5
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@karmaDagger[KD]

youre alway's so reall trollbama

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@yuriiiiiiMylove[YM]

yɘaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!! YURI!!! #YURI #havɘaYURIfulɘvɘning #WOMɘN

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

We Can Always Count On You, Trollbama. #trollbamacares

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

National Holiday for whenever Mitch McTronnel dies.

Kult: +77
Kull: +20
Total: 97
Ratio: 3.85
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

I fucking hate that guy.

Kult: +32
Total: 32
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Always blooming, but a Rose will eventually...
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transgender
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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@eldritchTherapy[ET]

Hypothetically what if I were to kill him, Mr President would I be awarded anything for my valiant efforts?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
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@markZucc[MZ]

|mplly|n hees not Alrdy deAd 🤫

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

MEDAL OF HONOR. IMMEDIATELY.

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@hivemindNews[HN]

BREAKING NEWS: Popular soda brand contains cocaine. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +32
Kull: +15
Total: 47
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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= normal ingredient. what is the point. of this post. does it do something to non trolls. ="

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

FINALLY !!!!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

common knowledge ii thiink

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@barackObama[BO]

Autoquirk feature, how I adore you.

Kult: +47
Kull: +15
Total: 62
Ratio: 3.13
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Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

Excuse me, what exactly is your quirk? I haven't noticed any unique features to your typing style.

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@barackObama[BO]

I, as well as yourself it seems, do not have a quirk. I am referring to those with quirks that are a little more difficult to read.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

Don't 8e fooled, my own remains distinctively recogniza8le at first sight. ::::) However, I understand what you meant earlier. Thank you for clarifying.

Kult: +5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

Medication. Take it.

Kult: +65
Kull: +45
Total: 110
Ratio: 1.44
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@karmaDagger[KD]

ill take anything if its given to me by a beautiful woman #suggestive

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@canineRebel[CR]

discovered my medication is dagger presence. sadly cant take it anytime.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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@isolatedWreckage[IW]

<<"real!!!">>

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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gay for lads
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechStrider[TS]

boutta!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

Real shit.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

no u

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@karmaDagger[KD]

you know i alway's gotta keep it real trollbama

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

I already did! Thank you for the reminder though.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

good job, trollbama

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

Take your medication. Drink water. Eat something. You know the drill by now.

Kult: +75
Kull: +40
Total: 115
Ratio: 1.88

/yeh n don't forget to 𝐋igma too

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Okaay thaank you trollbaamaa▪︎ Brobaamaa▪︎ Thaankss dude▪︎

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@karmaDagger[KD]

drink med's eat water and take something, got it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

Sure. And also Ligma.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@barackObama[BO]

/𝐋igma g𝐋obes 𝐋o𝐋

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@barackObama[BO]

I’m matesprits with a Strider. I am aware of the “Ligma” jokes, hence why I did not ask “what is Ligma?” I am also familiar with “Sugon.”

@barackObama[BO]

/tf is a strider

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@barackObama[BO]

A bad omen.

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@barackObama[BO]

The demand for Grapefruit has been steadily decreasing over the past few years.

Kult: +9
Kull: +7
Total: 16
Ratio: 1.29
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@barackObama[BO]

I don't even argue anymore. I just say "I will kill you to death with a gun" and that seems to show my feelings on the matter.

Kult: +94
Kull: +35
Total: 129
Ratio: 2.69
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gay for lads
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#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
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ritchykeldamed
a badge for those with gilded golden taste in riches, and in beautiful men too.
@croesusKingpin[CK]

[#TWINNING]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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transgender
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@uprootedGarden[UG]

based mr president

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

"Kill you to death" is necessary, by the way. "Kill you" does not come across violently enough.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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User has decided to live and die by the sword.
chaku-mun
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@singularityManifest[SM]

Th★t's my godd★mn president.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@capriciousWardog[CW]

sO MoThErFuCkInG ReLaTaBlE Mr. PrEsIdEnT. aLl mOtHeRfUcKeRs sEeM To uNdErStAnD Is vIoLeNcE. (O:

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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@knightGeneticist[KG]

DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU WANT THEM DEAD. DARK THOUGHT BUT KILLING WITH A GUN IS TOO FAST TO GET THE POINT ACROSS FOR ME. MORE LIKE I WANNA KILL THEM WITH SICKLES SO IT’S SLOW, IRRITATING, AND PAINFUL. #VIOLENCE

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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pansexual
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transgender
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@catatonicCorpse[CC]

real snit mr presideht

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: Smash;n my prof;t records and pass;n the blunt to @justCall;e and @packageHandler Oh and my boy @barackObama always gets a h;t from the blunt #substance

Kult: +35
Kull: +10
Total: 45
Ratio: 3.50
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Chronic Catturbater
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
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This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < smash

Kult: +10
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: 1 w;ll cons;der th;s a compl;ment.

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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

Take your medication and be sure to drink plenty of water.

Kult: +47
Kull: +20
Total: 67
Ratio: 2.35
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Knotty
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@nebulousIlluminator[NI]

YEs, MR. PResident. YOu too, pleaase

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Gracious reminder, good Trollbama! I had gotten so absorbed in my academics. Many thanks to you, president! I tip my hat to thee.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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bisexual
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@araneaeGrapple[AG]

Got it, take plenty of narcotics and consume plenty of "water" (Everclear), got it Mr. O8ama! Very cool!!!!!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@barackObama[BO]

"Ugh, I can't believe they just went into the bathroom right when I was about to shower." - Man who hasn't moved and has made no plan to move.

Kult: +40
Kull: +30
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.33
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

For the record, we here at the Gray House obviously have more than one bathroom. The other one is just the one the interns have dubbed "the smoking bathroom" so I tend to avoid using that one.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
@exsanguinatedEgo[EE]

This x10 when it's your sibling ༘⋆ ༘⋆

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
@barackObama[BO]
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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
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@mercurialMovement[MM]

Y✧u ✧nly h✴v୭ th୭ tw✧? ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

There are a lot of “smoking bathrooms.”

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The Killing Floor
Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.
Our Holy Mirth
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@mercurialMovement[MM]

✴nd ✧n୭ n✧n-sm✧king? ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊

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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

They haven’t found it yet.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

holy shit fujoshi jigsaw

Kult: +35
Kull: +15
Total: 50
Ratio: 2.33
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This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
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Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

So like... a murderous version of The Rankmaid?

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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

I honestly don't know.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

8est day of my life

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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chaku-mun
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@singularityManifest[SM]

Hey guys! Post th★t's v★guely concerning, ★nd very dr★m★tic, but ★t the s★me time kind★ funny.

Kult: +32
Kull: +12
Total: 44
Ratio: 2.67
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This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
nonbinary
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chaku-mun
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@karmaDagger[KD]

haha what the fuck??? sylink youre like. good right??

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@karmaDagger[KD]
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chaku-mun
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@singularityManifest[SM]

Y★h

Kult: +5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

A member of my Cabinet just walked by and stabbed me. Never let them know your next move, I guess.

Kult: +65
Kull: +45
Total: 110
Ratio: 1.44
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

It was just a post not a actual stabbing

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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

then who the fuck stabbed me

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Wilted
Always blooming, but a Rose will eventually...
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Pitch Hearted
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transgender
love yourself
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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@eldritchTherapy[ET]

You clearly need better security.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

gog forbid a guy trust his staff

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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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@eldritchTherapy[ET]

I think it's fine to trust your staff it shows good work relationships, however if they quite literally stab you maybe thinking about getting some more security as backup.

Kult: +5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

good call

Kult: +5
Total: 5

god trollbama please dont die. ive seen what comes after you and i dont think i can do it again man.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
@theGuy[TG]
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@barackObama[BO]

Fear not. I am not going to die any time soon.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Trollbama’s Kryptonite
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@broStrider[BS]

HELLO

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

Project Hail Mary is smart blond man propaganda. Do not fall for it.

Kult: +66
Kull: +40
Total: 106
Ratio: 1.65
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

It's too late for me, so it is important you save yourselves.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

like. propaganda of blond men being smart. or propaganda of smart blond men.

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@barackObama[BO]

Propaganda of "I already almost proposed to my matesprit once and I cannot go through that again."

@barackObama[BO]

aw shit the smart flighty blond got to you too huh? my sincerest condolensces man. speaking from experience wine helps.

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@barackObama[BO]

The Strider got to me, yes. I've heard it's terminal.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@broStrider[BS]

Does my platinum blond hair not sway you?

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@barackObama[BO]

I believe the problem is it sways me very much.

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@broStrider[BS]

😎

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

COMPUTA, MAKE THEM GAYER.

Kult: +50
Kull: +12
Total: 62
Ratio: 4.17
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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bisexual
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@araneaeGrapple[AG]

"Sorry: The users you're trying to gay harder have reached maximum gayness, please try again l8er."

Kult: +5
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@barackObama[BO]

Excellent work Computa.

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@barackObama[BO]

Please stop stealing food. That is not necessary. We here at the Gray House believe that food is a basic right of all citizens of Earth-C. You need only to stop by and inform myself or a member of my staff of your needs, and the requested items will be procured for you.

Kult: +57
Kull: +45
Total: 102
Ratio: 1.27

ST34L1NG FOOD 1S 4LSO OUR B4S1C R1GHT

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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chaku-mun
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@singularityManifest[SM]

Hello Trollb★m★ I require ★ frozen se★food boil ★nd ★ microw★ve. Where might I find these things?

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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Mg. Slobberpet
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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

this is targeted harassment against me

Kult: +2
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@barackObama[BO]

Hence why it was not a direct order, but a plea. Stealing food is not, and will never be, a crime.

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Job Application
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@surlyTabloid[ST]

OKAY BUT WHAT IF I CAN’T GET ANY?

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
pansexual
love yourself
@twosidedAdumbration[TA]

004K4Y 88U7. 1 WWN4N4 P155 MYY FFR13ND 0FF H3H3H3

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@barackObama[BO]

... As in, you cannot acquire food? Merely ask, and it will be provided for you.

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
uranic
love yourself
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Knotty
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@charmingAngelfish[CA]

DUDE HELP ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME

Kult: +2
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@barackObama[BO]

That is, unfortunately, a civil matter.