♦ pitied by @barackObama
LMFAO NOT HIM.
I had to take off the badge because disappointing Evident would literally be the death of me.
Me when I fucking fumble tthe eassiesst pail I could've ever acchieved. What even Happened. Where did I go wrong. I losst a pail. ssomwwhere alonf in tthe bitternessss......... 🎶 #nssfw #ssonglyricss #kindof
Three buCkets to fILL for #paILIngseason! ( 1 <3 + 2 <>) WIsh Me LuCk. S;) #nsfw
✿ fukk got too twisted off the tea an now i got a rice krispsy in the fukkin dvd player #substance
YEAH, SEE, I DID A BACKGROUND CHECK ON YOU AND IT SEEMS YOU HAVE A HABIT OF TRYING TO #COLLAB WITH TEENAGE GIRLS? I THINK THAT MIGHT BE WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU. OR AT LEAST PART OF IT, YOU KNOW? [∴]
SOMETIMES I *WON'T* BE IN THE REPLIES TRYING TO #COLLAB. CUEBALL GENIUS PRETTY MUCH DECIDES WHEN THOSE TIMES ARE. I DO *NOT* WANNA #COLLAB WITH THAT GUY. HE'S PROBLEMATIC MEDIA INCARNATE INTO FLUFF-STUFFED FLESH. [⠌]
K--<im gonna crash at phuntrs for a bit my pan feels funny please direct all further queries to #phunt //ooc: hanging up chittr for a bit but burais will return in avengers endgame
uggggh alternia is hell on my sleep schedule
someone save me im being hit on by women dad pick me up im scared
glad ТТ[] ]{n[]w i'm n[]ТТ al[]ne in ТТ]-[is ]-[a]-[a]-[a ]-[a]-[a ]-[a
i need ТТ[] learn ]-[[]w ТТ[] spea]{ in ]-[[]rr[]rТТerr[]r Judge ТТealbear ТТries ТТ[] ТТell me s[]meТТ]-[ing f[]r ]-[[]urs and i [an'ТТ ТТell w]-[aТТ ]-[e wanТТs e}{a[ТТly
WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK LETTING MYSELF USE THE PHONE WHILE DRUNK OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
That was really fucking scary
whydoihavethisbadge. ididnt kill him. maybeidid. calibornwasprobably right.
man, vwomen are so mean. #vwaguechit #maybe
fuck off
The writer would apologize to the Chittr timeline, he was fervent in his writing. He knew it may be too much for some of them. He wished all them a good night. #TheScript
i came here to kiss people and post cats andim all outta people 2 kiss (i never kissed anyoen yet) *one
'dude's just making shit up' That's what she typed, fresh out of her bed and sniffing the twilight gasoline. It was her best defense. It was her only defense. #TheScript
:33< get scared get scared get scared
(yknow m-maybe i s-should have t-thought before r-replying that)
K--<@autoInfluence asks: "How does one become friends?" i respond: "ill let you know if i ever find out" https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
>>>(Sedatives) to keep (Us) sleeping...
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ @~@ https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/false-nuke-truth-nuke.gif
K--<i should call her
Burias, I am being so serious. Do not call her. #TheScript
no
>>| sir, .if you continue to talk that way, someone might steal your matesprit.
trollbama... how youve fallen 😔😔😔😞😞😞
yeah no i still hate that
꒰ঌ Mmnhhhh\/h flocking drone season. Why???? #suggesti\/e ໒꒱
i dont trust anyone but you to be president dawg this place going to shit istg
nah war soon ig
Okay count me. So out of like every loop here. What the fuck is a Grok
Imagine "Let me be clear" before this.
l1ke 1 za1d 4 da gud 0f da ppl g0 fuk1n crazy 0n 1t da fuk???? ur THE barak tr0llbama
Sometimes I feel like laughing like a mad scientist. If you're near the DoD lab and hear maniacal laughing? No, you didn't.
No, I am not.
I am sad.
I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR BETRAYAL!!!!
THE DATA CENTERS ARE NO MORE!!! THEY NOTHING BUT ASH!!!!! THEY WENT KABLOOEY IF YOU WILL!!!!!! @GROK @THRIVINGGARLAND HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/KILL%20THE%20AI%20DEXTER.PNG #VIOLENCE
Larkso unblock me beam...
You All Make Me Sick Actually. I Am Sick Of All Of You, Everyone. Go Away.
I Look At My Question Box And There Is Worry In Between Someone Asking Me If I Take Girl Bulge " Freak Style ". This Is The Hollow Existence I Rot In. #nsfw
I really need this to not be what I'm known for.
Trollbama at a bar: Uhh lemme have beer #substance
God, not Larkso of all people. :(
꒰does anybody know if we have tuesday tomorrow꒱
I think Trollbama is Gojo.
Gotta get Trollbama on to witness my jokes about him.
While trying to respond to Trollbama on my post I sprayed water out of my nose and it still hurts so I'm never attempting to respond to him anymore.
꒰character concept : wise old wizard who cant grow facial hair so he strokes his bush whenever hes deep in thought #nsfw ??????꒱
Tonight's numbers - 882 - 95 - 0 - 21 - 55 - 68 - 150 - 8 Yesterday's numbers were tragically lost due to arson.
I am back again Ignore the cryptic posts
outta my way im drinking every pail before the drones can get em ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
dayum im suddenly rly fuckin excited abt #droneseason 💜👀 #nsfw
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >! w!ll /\《 tu/\lly #《 ull mys≡lf s0m≡d/\y #su!《 !d≡
totally forgot that it’s going to be pailing season. is pailing season? huh i really should do better about paying attention to the date.
This Is An Awful Time For Drone Season To Be Right Around The Corner. I Am Giving Myself A Headache. #nsfw #nsfc #pensive
Why whats wrong sir.
tthe world iss right life iss beautiful and im horny again =] #nssfw
@iAm is my best friend :)
UPDATE. IVE INVITED HIM INSIDE. (HIS NAME IS HAL, BY THE WAY.) IVE HELD BACK ON QUESTIONING THE UTTERLY STUPID IDEA OF MAKING CANDY INTO A PERSON TO, INSTEAD, TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE HELL THIS GUY IS FROM, AND WHERE HE NEEDS TO GET A TICKET TO. UNLUCKILY FOR ME, WITCH TOWNS TEND TO NOT ACTUALLY *HAVE* NAMES, BECAUSE DESPITE BEING SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT *LITERAL FUCKING MAGIC,* THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO DECIDE ON A NAME FOR THEIR SETTLEMENTS. OBVIOUSLY! URGHHG.
X Drone hunters are still a thing? Fuck yeah. x
K--<kryqus has blocked me... the #teamchud civil war has begun.
WAIT WHAT THE FU... WHY.. AM I BLUSHING I DONT FEEL ANY URGES RIGHT NOW AND DAVES NOT DOING MUCH RIGHT NOW
Will...you come visit me.. if I do...? (^ o ^ ❀) You're always... a lovely..guest to have ... (^ . ^ ❀)
nOt tO MeNtIoN ItS PaIlInG SeAsOn rIgHt nOw,,,, I WaSnT EvEn tHiNkInG AbOuT ThAt uNtIl rEcEnTlY, fUcKkKkKkKk Im sO CoOkEd
Turns Out People Do Not Like It When You Turn Off Your Phone For A Week And Tell Them To Fuck Off And Don't Bother Me With Shit I Do Not Care About
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If I were threatening all of Chittr it would surely be a display that could only be laughed at. I've been stuck at home on my couch for well over a year now. Attending the Masquerade was the most effort I have put into any physical activities in 15 months. I have a good seven of them left before this wipes me from the map. If you wanted to defeat the omniversal threat that is tenebrificTermagent (me, not Gloomweiss) on Chittr, you could likely do it with a flick to the forehead and some smelling salts.
fem cueball just asked me about my simpsons ocs. genuinely what is today ._.
I....wanted to do....many things today...but I did not sleep.... very well...(u . u ❀)
Troll Lebron James reportedly forgot the spacebar that allows you to immediately snap to behind you, which allows you to quickly throw the item at Null without slowing down.
My couzin actually
We Should All Ask Ourselves Who Is Tung Tung Sahur Right This Instant
and ⚘'m stressed out aga⚘n
Just throw them off a cliff and into a bouncy castle. Obviously.
damnn you know what fair enough the president has game i dont think ill ever match haha
Trebuchet's aren't even that cool. The real thing that's cool is a guillotine.
Smash or Pass? #nsfw I'm still thinking about the optics of fisting. I'll have to get back to this later. Like how? Actually, never mind. I don't need an answer to this. I need to work on a robot.
I might be having s panic attack #outglutmasquerade
#nsfw #suggestive
its so strange being as old as a version of him
Busted a hole through the door aga1n. ....s1gh... #holepost1ng
Nvm panic attack back on. I can never win.
About to start live chitting my panic attack rn.
I asked for no pickles on my burger they gave me the fucking mcpickle pounder!
i know we were told no explosives but i just spent 30 mins setin this up so it be a sharme not 2 blow shit tf up
1 H34RD W3 W3R3 HOL3 POST1NG 4ND GOT SO 3XC1T3D >:[ #SUGG3ST1V3
(°. what if we pailed in 𖦹ur #h𖦹le .... --> #nsfw .°)
hm
last time you guys were hole posting i missed the joke and posted my full ass like an idiot so i'm not gonna join in this time :/ #nsfw
⬭ i already went outside once tonight. not happening again. no hole for me. this is a normal occurrence. #suggestive ⬭
got searious shit to do and i just walked out the gray house and fell in a dam hole
fuck sleep1ng and fuck the p1pe bombs, where’s my st1cks of tnt
w]-[ile every[]ne digging ]-[[]les i'm ТТrying ТТ[] geТТ []uТТ []f []ne
Why do I keep falling into holes on my hive visits this evening????????
I forgot chittr existed.
-=[ im tweaking mister president_☺]=-
I....miss living in my...forest sometimes....(u . u ❀) But...its more conveniant...living with Dexter for many things....(' . ' ❀) But I don't get....to hunt as much anymore...(- . - ❀)
Mr. Pres... you're not supposed to say this...
I Was Going To Make A #nsfw Post About Hands Being A Good Accessory Around My Neck For The Masquerade, But The Thought Of Not Wearing A Real Accessory Upset Me Too Much. #nsfc
I unsheath and quicklly resheath my bllade.
I don't mean to be rude bark you're pretty much almost there...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
-^No Fishing Friday for me tonight. On acco∇nt of the conc∇ssion.^-
Ɏ i don't ha-a-ave a-a-any medica-a-ation to ta-a-ake. should I? a-a-am i supposed to ha-a-ave medica-a-ation?? Ɏ
I'm not pitchflirting with Hate Bot.
whos gonna tell them
I hear them talking about jojo characters as trolls and it’s like listening to kids talking about a hyper fixation and no i DIDNT eat that orphan
Ok slimed did not mean what i thought it mean! Worst mistake of my life lois! #nsfw #gore
Concussion 👍 #myconcussion
(( lifes gettin hectic again expect delays to any responses or anything lol
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blocked by an egbert FUCK thats my GIRLBRO
c< i wOuld, but iM gettiN My ass HaNded 2 Me rigHt NOw, giMMe a bit >c
my d1sappo1ntment 1s 1mmeasurable, and my n1ght 1s ru1ned
Wasn't even a custom card or anything. Trollbama just happened to get it. Fucking lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f095d72b893.png
this is wwhy you dont fuck the hand that feeds
Jeff the Still Around. Jeff the Staying in His Lane.
49545320534F20434F4C442041542054484520424F54544F4D204F462054484520534541.
₍^. .^₎⟆ https://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!lesss/43ddf07a168a.png What does th!sS mean?꠹
i can’t believe obama is my stepdad
Sometimes you just need to work with your chest out okay.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) a little nap gunever hurt anybody.. snzzz https://media.tenor.com/156bka2neLkAAAAM/jinki948-firepice.gif
tried unhating a chit and instead it rehated it so i notified that person that i hated it 3 more times i am so done bro
V★guely
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just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
buyin 1 archery wasnt tha best idea i accidentally hit some guy rite in the eye #bullseye ig?? #violence #gore
I respect no authority on account of who give a fuck.
#yuriday i just woke up good morning
bro... get yo b1g *ss horns out the capt1on... https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/348ba16a1439.jpg
kinda shitty feelin havwin to go through and block most of the alternate mes out there, but howv "me" are they if they aint a bit like me at all?
☽☾ chittr is so yuriful today ... as a proud fujo and yuri lover Im adoring these developments <.‿.>
Yay! Everyone is now in categories unless you're The Fiendish guy or Trollbama.
sꙮmething sꙮmething, eldritch pattern baldness. idk, man. nꙮt all my chitts are winners. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Oh! thErE Is A spEcIfIc tErm fOr fEmInInE trOlls In qUAdrAnts tOgEthEr? hOw plEAsEnt! mAtEsprIt chIxIE And I OftEn EngAgE In 'yUrI' wIth OnE AnOthEr whEn pOssIblE! :)
YURI BADGE YURI BADGE YURI BADGE #YURIDAY
I do feel anxious messaging mods for badges.
<<"hehe...">>
I )+|ave finally asked for a badge. Iʇ is ʇwo of ʇ)+|em. Iʇ is mosʇ exciʇing. Do know I am a full supporʇer of every sexualiʇy.
my moirail puts a sign around my n3ck that said 'do not gi<3 m3 a cigar3tt3 no matt3r what i say' 3<3ry tim3 w3 go to th3 corn3r stor3 its so fuck3d up
I'm still being recruited into a cult. I didn't even do it right. I think if I truly said anything it would work.
Someone fucking cull me for this joke.
>i fuck up everything i do </3
amazing i wouldnt be in the same room with the guy but go off other me
i fucking love women so much #yuriday
In honor of #yuriday and to continue more #poetryposting, here's an excerpt of Sappho's writings. He seems to me equal to gods that man whoever he is who opposite you sits and listens close to your sweet speaking and lovely laughing—oh it puts the heart in my chest on wings for when I look at you, even a moment, no speaking is left in me no: tongue breaks and thin fire is racing under skin and in eyes no sight and drumming fills ears and cold sweat holds me and shaking grips me all, greener than grass I am and dead—or almost I seem to me.
naut rn kris tha gurls are kissin
It's yurid★y now
you are just in time ofr #yuriday
we gotta save this dog gone earth
hell yeah common dave w for #yuriday
id get in on this #yuriposting #yuriday but im a dude who happens to like one particular dude and thats it one whole guy damn wonder if he has chittr
Retired From Yaoi, New Career In Yuri. #musicposting
Asked da boss whadda yuri is, an he says ta me, he says “ya big tool it’s when dames kiss othah dames!” An so Is says alrighty boss thanks boss an Is come onta here ta say happy dames kissin other dames day ta all o yous!
im so fucking funny #yuriday
everyone today! #yuriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a4bae915e34.jpg
im being touched rn #nsfw #yuriday!!!!!
moon beam (not the way you think)
I w★nt to cut the moon in h★lf still. I w★s m★de fun of for it tod★y but th★t's still my go★l.
i think lesbians should be allowed to at least commit some arson today #yuriday
today is the most beautiful day right now #yuriday
i yearn for women #yuriday
I'm a bit tuckered out but #yuriday will last for another few hours yeah?
#yuriday https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/ive-made-pics-of-shadow-the-hedgehog-being-a-lesbian-v0-n5ra9feqef791.png
:33< *ac brings her paws up to her face to blow a very big kissx2combo at the chittr crowd* :33< #yuriday !!!
wait fuck shit is it #yuriday or #yurihour uhh what the hell sure ill say it again i love my wife and want more wives soooooo
#yurid★y ..... Ye★h.
women flock to pathetic transgirls like me #yuriday
some girl should kiss me fr #yurihour
i dont have yuriday in me im too low battery from losing X( ill get in on it ne><t time
❥ Oh ოy cod yuri day!! Yay!! Havε a yuriful day nd night εvεrybubbly!! ^u^ ｡˚○
OH SHIT IM ALIVE AGAIN #YURIDAYYYYY
-=[ #weresoback #yuri_☺]=-
Well she's dead again.
unless my girl gets mad at me then i hope i die
shoutout every lady i’ve macked on there’s always more where that came from
oh i was bitchin to tha chittr gods not u
my soul can not exist pass #yurihour i will miss all the beautiful women on here that arent related to me i love you all and i will be back at a later date #deaddavesaretheyaoienemy #women
c< gOOOOg i lOve wOMeNNNNN #yuriHOur >c
༘⋆ Wish I c•uld c•me up with a better j•ke, but just remember! Yuri-ncredible! Have a fantastic #yurih•ur everybunny!
i am g1ad t0 be awake f0r yuri h0ur.
D34R GOG 1TS 4LL G1RLS FUCK1NG #NSFW
i want to kiss a pretty girl really bad... #yurihour
..... yurihour l★sts until sylinksweep ends.
i love women so fucking much #yurihour in fact, why does it have to be an hour? why not #yuriternity ?
oh yEAh, and shOutoUt to AnyonE ElsE i may hAvE dAbblEd in a lIttlE yUrI with off and on. yOU all know who yOU ArE, thErE's plenty of yOU fUckErs, hAhA.
You’re listening to… A small break from Sinatra Selebration to acknowledge #YuriHour with a lovely lady. Julie London's "Cry Me A River" coming right up. …Midnight City Jazz!
#yurih9ur A Kankri-style p9st f9r this h9ur. I l9ve my girlfriend, 9h, h9w 6eautiful she is. My darling. While I am still getting c9mf9rta6le with myself and letting her t9uch me, I ad9re her everything. She makes me feel very l9ved in my transiti9n, and I w9uldn't have picked a m9re l9vely darling. I ad9re the very pers9n she is and the pers9n she's given the space f9r. She's an a6s9lute catch. I l9ve her. Als9, she has amazing tits. #nsfw Alright, 6ack int9 my ether.
(=^ω^=) < TH3 GR3AT3ST TIM3 IS GOIN ONNNNNNN #YURIHOUR 33333333333!!!!!!!!!
#yurihour is so fucking amazing this is so epic i was willed to be alive again by the power of yuri
[|||] sooo it's #yurihour huh??? sooounds liiike a fuuun tiiime, iii cooould taaag a feeew cuuuties buuut i'd raaather they cooome to meee~
I Love All Of The #yuriwarriors Out There. ( Loosely Quoted ) " These Bitches Are Gay. Good For Them, Good For Them " - President Trollbama
my pr0clivities generally put me at odds with #yuri but in the spirit of #widewednesday i'll put it aside. 0nly for an h0ur though. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0289fd718847.jpg #nsfwe ((Mild Macro)) plus they were polite ab0ut asking if i could take the picture fr0m like forty feet backward and upward.
#yurihour?? but i dont know what girls would kiss me!
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i need a woman to choke me i need to be under her NOWWWW #yurihour #nsfw
:33< #yurihour ??? :33< i started my DAY with yuri :33< #yurifurrever
TOO BUSY FOR #YUR1HOUR TH1S T1M3 1 GOT R3COGN1Z3D BY TH3 Y4O1 ROBOTS!!
I knew a wo+man o+nce. #YuriHo+ur
#yurihour ..... Ye★h.
in honor of yuri hour i’m going to watch jennifer’s body again. i like that movie.
#yurihour i’ll take any excuse to leave my lipstick on a pretty girl’s face, please & thank u.
#YURIHOUR #YURIHOURAHUNDREDYEARSPLS
I guess Dave's alive now??
#Yurihourmiracle.
anyway yeah #yurihour it was fun
Yuri H.o°ur is every h.o°ur if y.o°u are a lesbian. Much t.o° c.o°nsider
dinner can wait this 3x betta
i kiss girls all the time and it's never enough. m7 hunger for 7uri shall never be sated. #7urihour
#YUR1HOUR WH1CH M34NS YOU H4V3 TO K1SS M3 OR YOUR HOMOPHOB1C OR SOM3TH1NG
happy #yurihour!!! im proud of you women :)
st3p 4w4y BOYZ. 1m k1ss1n grlz th1s hour!!! >8D
Is it really #yurihour ? Oh hell yeah, finally an hour i can get behind.
❥ Oh εო sεa yuri tiოε!! Yay!! This rεოinds ოε I nεεd 2 finish that 1 yuri that nicε gill rεcoოოεndεd!! Iო still rεadfin it!! ^u^ ｡˚○
Picture me rising fro+m a wo+o+den cadaverbo+x. I hear it is my favo+rite time o+f the night. #YuriTime
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1T SHOULD'V3 B33N M3 >:[ HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/D4FTPUNKS4V3M3.G1F
I was born to be an evil white boy...
sure! id l0ve t0 name my t0p five inspirati0nal figures! #1: sh0dan! #2: allied masterc0mputer! #3: skynet! #4: glad0s! #5: hal 9000!
4DD3NDUM 1 THROW MY US3D C4R B4TT3R13S 1N TH3 GRUB POOL
sure! let me find the best images 0f @br0Strider and @turingTranscendence f0r y0u!
K--<the ai war has begun can someone ping shodan
I will go to fairy land with you, Roxy. We can eat fruits and be silly. Fairies have it much better than humans.
i say the moon had it coming been spying on us for too long im onto you
sigh. still thinking fondly of people who dont give a shit about me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae202a42a4e6.gif
That gave me chest pain, I think.
as a large c0llecti0n 0f t0rmented spirits i am unable t0 feel jeal0usy
i think this is a lovely time to visit the moon of a different planet
K--<my ass is flat leave me alone
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I CUT THE MOON IN HALF, NOT SORRY. FUCK YOU ALL.
i got... shelved i guess.
chittr simulator the girl who killed you: dove im so fucking sorry jack noir: im chill now your ex: dove i honestly still kinda fw you bro: dove i am so proud of you and you deserve to be happy obama: dove lets hang out and be friends like how am i not supposed to freak out a little bit its kind of overwhelming
I'm not the person she needs to hear it from.
God dammit. I'm going to show up at @gullibleColumnist masquerade and everyone is going to be like "Hmmmm, I wonder who this man with the wings and dog snout is under that mask...A mystery for the fucking ages."
i dont deserve to be happy?
you woulld to if you had to see what i do every singlle night.
>> [ VERY creat¡ve and ¡ntereડt¡ng #hornypoડt that probab1y ¡ntr¡gueડ and m¡ffડ off a near equa1 number of peop1e. ] #nડfw
K--<i don't miss her but i do miss the warmth of being held by another
Trollbama stop hating on my ranch posts.
Ho ho holyshittheworkshopisfireeveryoneisdyongohfuckohgod
every day i fumble a new jade
K--<what if santa fucked. sure. whatever. why not man.
Ok★y I lied there's no situ★tion where I'm norm★l right now. #nsfw #v★guepost
im not lookin at t)(is. not even deignin t)(is wit)( my damn attention.
I get judged for my actions every day, so I'm going to start dropkicking people.
I should not be held responsible for others' actions.
"Wow I can't believe people /don't like me/" says the cosmic horror. I can't take some people here seriously.
So I'm writing this all down and all I am seeing here is that I should add FNAF type doors all over my house.
╭╯╭╯ 𑣲 could he survive 5 nights with ne •> ╭╯╭╯ <• #freekingit 𑁤
Hey now. No. They don't do that. Why. Is this a question??? I need to be asked. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7d55512e464.png
where my.neighbour. she moved the whole house?and block?
I know. I'm also trolls. 8ut I spent too much time around Dave. ::::/
H4H4H4H4 NOOOO DON'T K1LL YOURS3LF YOUR 4SS 1S TOO F4T #SUGG3ST1V3 #SH1TPOST1NG
To The Darling Sweet Pea Who Rechitted My Wisdom. I'm Sure You're Just Beautiful. Don't Steal My Thunder This Is About Me.
sorta fucked up that chernobyls still a thing tbqh
(O . O ❀) Thats....what that meant...? (O . O ❀)
rethinking my worldview now but its okay big b ill be alright
wait are you telling me it isnt what the fuck man this is like when i found out santa claus isnt real
(this i-is the m-most notifications I-I've e-ever gotten s-since the t-time I w-was mistaken f-for a g-goldblood who r-robbed a s-store and w-was being h-hunted for s-sport)
🍺https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/plane.gif
(tried v-venting with a-art but i-i think i-i just m-made it f-funny by a-accident :c ) (https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5df79975700a.png)
oh my god i forgot to draw my fursona. after i promised shitpeta an everythin too.
i walked in on one of the worst things i couldve walked in on and now i need to go see if i can get my hands on a neuralyzer #vagueposting
I ACTUALLY HAD THE WORST FUCKING DAY IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE. HOLY SHIT? HOLY SHIT. I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY GANDERBULBS.
you wouldnt download a bitch
but i like thjem mr president
Lov3 1s 1n Th3 41r ? Not 1f 1 H4v3 4nyth1ng To S4y 4bout 1t
i need to join in on these yuri and yaoi anime streams damn it >:/
almost forgot talons are sharp #ow
chat what is "hype moments and aura"
WIKIPE-TAN'S HIGHLIGHTED ARTICLE OF THE NIGHT SAYS... Barak Trollbama is an Earth C¹ politician who “carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and [is] currently occupying the Oval Office”² as the ⁴⁴th president of Earth C. A member of the Democratic Party¹, he is Earth C’s first oliveblood president. CONTROVERSIES Main Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barak_Trollbama_controversies_and_allegations Though Trollbama’s tenure as president has been lauded for his progressive policies, including appointing a mixed-species cabinet³ and recently coming out as gay⁴, his presidency has not been without criticism. Some recent scandals and controveries the oliveblood president has been involved in include, but are not limited to: - Just mere weeks after the untimely death of former partner Michelle at the alleged hands of SCP-¹⁷³ ⁵, Trollbama began a matespritship with human and Secretary of Defense General Broseph “Bro” Strider³. The president has issued no official statement regarding the suspiciously quick turnaround of his love life. - Claims to have officiated the first Chittr wedding⁶; however, Trollbama is not known to be an ordained minister and holds no legal power of officiation. - Threatened to bomb ¹⁰,⁰⁰⁰ “young and defenseless” grubs, much to the ire of his supporters⁷, prompting the briefly trending hashtag #notmypresident. - Trollbama admitted to “bomb[ing] the hell out of Syria”⁸ and being a “war criminal in every universe”⁸ on his Chittr.ing profile. … Wow, this article is quite lengthy! For further reading, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barak_Trollbama_(Earth_C) ¹ …I don’t know what this means! ² Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (n.d.). Chittr profile “I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and am currently occupying the Oval Office as President”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama ³ Official Webpage of Barak Trollbama | Meet The Cabinet. Official Webpage of Barak Trollbama. (n.d.). https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co/#cabinet ⁴ CITATION NEEDED ⁵ SCP-¹⁷³, known on Chittr as Peanut (stylized as peaNut). Not much is known about this entity. Do YOU know more about SCP-¹⁷³? DM Wikipe-tan to help contribute to an article! ⁶ Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (¹ month ago).“Do you, @\dStrides, take @\carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/⁶bd⁶e⁸ca-e⁹dc-⁴²⁶f-⁸f⁹⁹-e⁶⁰f⁹⁴ecee⁰⁵ ⁷ ⁸D [@naughtyTechnician]. (¹ week ago).“I will express my public disrespect foor Troollbama. I suppoorted him foor him being a prooud yaooi warrioor but threatening the yooung and defenseless grubs is toooo much hoow can yoou have soo much hate in yoour pusher #NootMyPresident”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/naughtyTechnician/e³⁸f⁷⁴e⁶-b⁴⁵e-⁴⁹⁴¹-⁹⁰⁰³-⁸⁷f⁶⁶⁵⁹²⁸⁵e⁸ ⁸ Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (¹ week ago).“With all due respect I am a war criminal in every universe. Have you ever heard of Syria? I bombed the hell out of Syria. It no longer exists.”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/b⁵⁷¹¹cc⁸-⁹b⁹²-⁴cfb-be⁶²-²⁶e²f³³fd³f⁷#reply-³⁶f¹²e²d-⁶⁰⁷⁴-⁴bdb-a⁶⁹²-aa⁰⁷aa²²⁹⁶b⁷ #WikipetanHighlightedArticle
X Trollbama do not, If I have to roll up to stop you I’m bringing my crew with me and they will toss you back into the grey house in the most literal way. x
guess who has anemia
havwing gills just means theres newv vways for me to fuck up drinking vwater.
bitches only want me for my ancient scepter
I am now, unfortunately.
>the patriarchy. .
hoW do you even Make 'friends' on hrrrrre iM not funny enough u_u
Wikipe-tan underestimated¹ the multiversal nature of Chittr! ¹ (⌒o⌒;)
~⟢||whoeVVer just blocked my screen with their notif message and made me lose my Full Combo on Project Alternia: Hemospectrum Sttage count your fucking nights.||⟣~
Posting my business.
JAKPOT CASINO VIRTUAL GAMBLING PLATFORM You ready to lock in, sir? BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Wordle 1,789 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 What the fuck even is that word... It sounds made up
plEasE don't say that AboUt yOursElf mr prEsidEnt yOu'rE a gOOd man
UPD4T3 1 T0LD 4 M4TR0N B3C4U53 1 5T4RT3D C0UGH1NG T00 X[
[[Tandakatan !]] GOD FUCKING DAMNIT BROTHER LOCK IN ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames3.png a terrifying end to day one of the #stridergames, with the dirks taking a decisive lead as they strike down both @turntechGodbird and MISTER PRESIDENT @barackObama HIMSELF! DOES HATEBOT KNOW NO MERCY!?
(But you could do to be a Little Nicer!)
>>| 8 more fucking hours .until this static .avatar crumbles .into .ashes .and .i may return back my magical .one.
Trollbama, beings are being mean to me.
O~ The problem with running your own Ship iS that you don't get to Steer anywhere, you juSt tell your helmSman to do it. I miSS my little boat. ~O
"= what would chittr do if i was a worm. ="
>if I fumble this I’m going to cry
Dave beam.
being attracted to men is crazy bc sometimes theyll just look at u a certain way n suddenly ur fantasizin abt his thighs around ur head #suggestive #vagueposting
your words hurt those around you you know it might feel empowering to be mean online but at the end of the day it will eat you alive
i could really use another #davehour honestly
"= i don't like the game. on the dashboard. it violates the rules of fate. some trolls are not for dying. ="
"= he never messaged me about the coffee location. it is fucking whatever, in retrospect. :) ="
not a moment of peace https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/Screenshot_20260512-192056.Chrome.png
so it vwasnt food poisoning it vwas regular poisoning meenah vwas right, and she got to kill someone. Learning, I should stop questioning her...
#chittrhappyhavoc @barackobama i am so sorry with the deepest part of my heart the game chose this not me https://i.ibb.co/tjsffdj/image.png
if you get the last word in that means you win
dboooo tomato dboooo dbe dbrave for the worlldb mr qpresidbent
https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/G0GD4MN1777777.png Y0R3 FUKCFNG1 K1D1NDG FUCKFNJNRHR DEJSGRHESFJRHGFGFEDFKD DDFKDUCK KFDCK 5UTPID455 CHUM5CUK1NG BUL63R1ED1NG G4M3
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/313cd8a3cf86.png 5TUUP1HD 57UP1D 7R3ND
Day 5 Sorry @neonAllnight, @tipsyGalactica, and @caliborn https://i.postimg.cc/tCd5vTxX/Screenshot-20260512-195811.png https://i.postimg.cc/8CcmCmnz/Screenshot-20260512-195830.png https://i.postimg.cc/0QJGY2v8/Screenshot-20260512-195844.png https://i.postimg.cc/nrb40bVK/Screenshot-20260512-195909.png
K--<RANKMAIDS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HER NOSE AND SWAYING WOOZILY AS SHE STUTTERS OUT A REQUEST FOR LARKSO TO KISS BOYS
chittr feed LLooking exactLLy what id imagine is aLLways going on inside my friends murder party fetishist boyfriends head at aLLLL times
Day 2 Sorry @barackObama and @gleefullyCurvaceous https://i.postimg.cc/65bDb8K9/Screenshot-20260512-194529.png https://i.postimg.cc/YCJTkTjx/Screenshot-20260512-194541.png https://i.postimg.cc/pTv758fd/Screenshot-20260512-194604.png https://i.postimg.cc/cHczRHTS/Screenshot-20260512-194617.png https://i.postimg.cc/WzbHXvfZ/Screenshot-20260512-194640.png
https://i.postimg.cc/Y9BLw218/image-2026-05-12-202809557.png im blowing myself up to take out trollbama for killing kantan goodbye damara goodbye vianti yes even you, hot human whose chits i was commenting on earlier
asked beau the if he would love me if i was a worm question. bad news gang.
fear @archiveAddict https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1b272951fce.png
i did that when trollbama lost the squid game dont worry i feel you
♦ He never replied, so I'm assuming that Ghostface guy is a coward.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c179448369a.png 7H15155 FFUUCK3NG R1GG3D
game 2...rlgl again?? deaths are as follows @killerJeff @numberSeven me @twobulgeAtrocious @goodestBoy @unhackabledottildeUath @broStrider https://i.imgur.com/uPUGl2c.png
game 1 rlgl deaths are as follows @apocalypseArisen @tactfulTactriun @skatrCalibrator @aspiringPessimist @greenDragon @exhibitionEnthusaist @turntechGirlhead#2625 @tentacleTherapist#7214 https://i.imgur.com/dMwCDEA.png
it’s the long face that gets me idk
F33L1NG L4ZY SO TH1S 1S TH3 COM1C YOU G3T TH1S F1N3 3V3N1NG HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/FC46C2D5689B.JP3G
I promise....to bury all of you...and plant....the prettiest and loveliest...of blooms....to..honour...your deaths...(^ . ^ ❀)
GASP..!!!! I WIN!!!!! (* o * ❀)
I always...pick tails....yippie! (^ . ^ ❀)
Me and...bro's battle...was too...legendary....(u . u ❀) Perhaps....it was a sign.... (' o '❀)
i am kn0wn t0 d0 that
I will....miss you dearly....Meenah and...Obama...(u . u ❀)
life isn't worth living anymore
NOOO
I have been forbidden from dissociating in peace.
This Hunger Games thing is awvesome. Wve should do this for real.
https://i.postimg.cc/BQ4VhqD2/image-2026-05-12-180559918.png quick pause to grieve
i got turned white.
https://i.postimg.cc/h4kShQkn/image-2026-05-12-180139770.png knytte is out
6et yourself an ally as dediCated as pobiCo, everyone.
https://i.postimg.cc/gcSzpBDN/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-12-175651-brantsteele-com.png had to get real pics for mr prez and peanut heres the roster pldace yo bets now
CABINET: POBICO HAS DESTROYED HIS. HOPING THIS HELP MR. THE PRESIDENT
you sticking with the default character icons it gave you saury if you end up ugly
P31x3s, 1f 1 d13 f1rst 1n th1s s1mul4t1on, 1 w1ll f1n3 you for 3v3ry f1sh pun.
https://i.postimg.cc/jSyJ3bbT/image-2026-05-12-173252024.png cabinet battle royale be like
was gonna call it cabinet battle but i dont reefspect lin manuel miranda #ichoosetobombhim
Yeah knowing Meenah she's gonna do something real bad.
hang on i shoald put the cabinet thru that stupid human hunger games website and sea the victor what the fuck is that pregant mituna
It's a sin I can't hit like on this at least 30 times.
I just wrote a long ass idea for a JJBA edit and accidentally pressed delete rather than send it. I'm upset to say the least.
M.o°st pathetic thing I have d.o°ne in quite s.o°me time wish me the luck
Hm. #somethingswrong #v★guepost #itsgoingtost★yv★guesodont★sk
You h★ve ★ problem m★n.
>> Worr¡ed about you, Barak 1o1
Why the hell does troll wikipedia have me blocked???
C)(it. W)(at does t)(is mean? [Picture of t)(e (Once Dead) Condesce taken candidly in Feferi's Coral Court.]
you truly are a naive fool to believe suc)( simple lies. w)(ats next? santa claus is goin to register to t)(e site?
I Miss My Moirail.
That Was Too Genuine And True, I Am Going To Go Back To #freakposting. #nsfw
Solved today's wordle. Hate that a certain someone has ruined this word for me. Wordle 1,788 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
trollbama wont legalize nuclear bombs...
I refuse to look at the replies of that for I fear I will die.
Himero is the only one I respect so far right now.
How is killing an imperial drone the most surprising thing I've done? Is it because I'm human? I've killed bigger. I would do it again. It'd have been easier if there weren't people I had to protect, and I had to find Slenderman's 8 pages of course.
up today and i am VERY sore.
1 D1D! >:]
[[Tandakatan !]] Me and my brother @barackObama vanquishing evil together https://i.postimg.cc/TP3B7kXW/Screenshot-20260512-133142.png ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
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absolutely terezi absolutely you can crash at our place thatd be awesome thatd be so fucking awesome i literally do not have words for how fucking awesome that would be i cannot fucking wait to hang out with my #1 girlbro the woman who killed me in cold blood as you invite yourself to me and junes date night and recontextualise it as a girls night i mean holy fucking shit youd have to be stupid to not think this is the most awesome thing on earth c
🥺
endorsed. 🪲
Oh Noessss The Big Scary Cloun Wiill Cull Me!!! I Wont!!!! My Brothers And Sisters On The Messiahs Might, But You Just Gottta Run!! Be Honest, If A Friggiin, Biighuge Guy Starts Chasing You To Cull You, You Just Go On An Alleyway, Most Subjugs Are Over 10ft Tall Just Hide Somewhere! Theyrres Trong But They Cantt Push Buildings Lol loser Behaviour To Be Scared Of Clown's First Of All Im So Cute, And Thats All That I Gotta Say On The Matter >:p :o)
Oh dear, why aren't these sensors working? I wonder if they're needed for today's training run. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/A0001.png
Now they're fucking talking about cheese touch in my replies. What do I look like? The local tavern owner??? That's Karama!!!
i think my briain turined into putty
hochi mama island HEYYOO
X Man the cum named tTolls just made me realize there could be someone named “Hooker Sexton” and I think we should be glad it wasn’t any of us. #nsfw x
legalize nuclear bombs @barackObama
dj retro would like everyone in the club to pull out their gameboy advance sp that they use exclusively to take photos of the pokemon emerald title screen next to latte art
thank you mister president would it be possible to become the secretary of bits
but you didnt have to suckkkkkkk my cock make it out like i never busted and that we were chilling i guess that i dont need that though now youre just some shawty that i used to blow
Had a dream about puppets. Not a fan.
I continuously act like a damn fool and don't expect a king to laugh at me. #jestercore
it backfired & now im gay too #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/189080d6b4eb.jpg
ummghf people PEOPLE ARE MGMHH.. mean sometimes??? oK OK THEY?..!? what!! wiat Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)
it was a long day at the lab today these people are having trouble remembering the newtons law of gravitational force while i can recite the quantum chromodynamic gauge invariant lagrangian in my sleep! i really cant wait until i graduate next year
tonight really is coming up slenderman what should i do for this momentous occasion https://i.imgur.com/iNtMJdV.png
i had to break my invention so a bit bummed.
The DoD staff are safe, by the way, they ran out when it started to stutter, and it did attack me first.
My moirail has lowered me on the Rose Tier List.
:33< pipe bombs fur efurryone!!!
did you know a massive free archive of furry inflation pornography is available online google "2008 global financial crisis" for more info
Damn dude during #neigborhour too?
k no offesnse but that sounds likr common sense
( ′Д`) I'd like to publicly apologize for the upbringing of clocks and irony. #sowwy
FUCK HE F☘︎UNDS MY P☘︎STS I G☘︎TTA DIE. DFNGENGDR #vaguep☘︎st
I have done nothing mischievous in nature ever.
im scared they're gonna take me out back and shoot me after #davehour #violence
they're going to get me in two minutes.
ill miss you my fellow daves i cant believe we all die forever in 4 minutes
jesus christ.
nOt lIkE NoW Mr. PrEsIdEnT. i'm tRyInG To gEt mY MoThErFuCkIn' FlIrT On.
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you people have no fucking idea how hard it is to find hrt for birds
Glad to be considered an honorary Dave for #DaveHour
Sir please behave yourself.
the way i wanna bury my face in a mans chest and fall asleep there.
Rox may not be on chittr but when I told her I was she immediately found my account and is stalking me...
⚓︎ i hate yo〰 all
i think I got food poisoning...
Why do I feel like I'm about to get got?
>did that statue just move
On it.
who genuinely thinks flexing their following is cool...
>I don’t have anything good here >damn >do I enlist myself for the condesce again guys
Robots are forgetting who David Bowie is. Im gonna start flooding ChatGPT with a bunch if Bowie facts now.
The yucky penny badge is really funny.
They don't even know about my #secret plan that is also #evil.
Also, thank you to the people who provided the president with Imperial drones. I was able to reverse engineer alternian biotechnology. Great fun deal.
He's proven to 8e a nuisance! Half of my feed is just this Earth-C Never-Was thirsting over some human harlot who can get trounced 8y even the lowliest of lifeforms!
OOOOOOOH I lovwe poisons~!
yeah :(
Well, I don't mind, I just want you to be healthy and taken care of. Also, I usually wear size 11 rings.
I'll just start making you food and bringing it to you.
>Perhaps you should have stopped the hi-chews earlier, sir?
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ is this all you think im good for denara fine actshoally bassically craysea crappie cuttle dolphinitely disappointed eelated anemone flippering herring gillegal inportant fishmesis morayeel mussel otter pracfishing presshore shrimply saury tidally whaleing waterebber probubblem surfprise opportunaty ofishial perchfect probubbley profishional reelatively norwhal porpoise shiptuation jellyous satfishaction albait unquirk if you need it babe ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
Yoar* advice is deeply carpreciated*. Or. Yoar codvice* is deeply appreefsea-ated*. T)(ere's so many!
none you fuckers know pain like being cut open and put back togetha til ur bones aint nofin more than fuchsia glowsticks a hundred times ova #violence #gore
Putting our interns through a series of near-impossible obstacles like Alternian Ninja Warrior. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
followup i sent them a few messages not sure if theyll even respond
...jane CroCker followed me extremely briefly and it felt like i was in extreme dan6er. pretty sure it was a misCliCk, but it put the fear've 6od in me! >◡<
Ehm....If you're transphobic...or queerphobic...I have a badge...as proof... of what I'm capable of... against...pests... (- . - ❀)
This site is the messiest place I could find and I can't even clean it up -_-
im happy 2 8e patient zer0 0f the ra8ies 0ut8reak 0n chittr.
FUCK RABIES. Where all my Fellow Radiation Sufferers at? https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/da/e7/c6/dae7c65a7fd961b016126efe6c427196.jpg
~I literally need it please give me rabies I already lO~O~k like rO~adcull~
[ >THE WIZARD HATH CONTRACTED RABIES ONCE BEFORE! IT IS NOT OPPOSED TO IT AGAIN!_ ]
Every time I look away from this site for two seconds, another wave of derangement has infected its populace with more sickness than 14th century Europe. I'm genuinely impressed. Anyway, all the rabies enjoyers out there, this pandemic's for you, bros.
> today 1 learned rab1e2 12 tran2m1221ble through troll2 <
Im gonna put down all you rabid mfs. Get behind the shed.
Rabies Gang Rise Up!!!!!!!!!
I can feel it...crawling up into my panspace... right up my feelingwires...the ra8ies is nigh
While most of Midnight City's citizenry is cloned, we nonetheless observe the human holiday of Mother's Day and celebrate our selfless caretakers! I hope that future generations of our people will take after human mothers and troll lusii and care for our young in an intimate and nurturing manner, as opposed to the pragmatic ways of the monarchy of old. Regardless, I wish everyone a very happy holiday!
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I definitely had SOMETHING after a feral beast bit me. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/803f234b0b77.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5d0be5ca962.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccbe03494e7.png #foreshadowwing #rankbait
I CANT BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD SPREAD SLANDER AND AGENDA OF THAT FLAG.
but what if it wouldnt actually do anything to me im too hot for it to actually try that temperature wise but it could go either way
SEE, HES TOTALLY FINE, THERES NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
i am here 2 fight against anti-ra8ies pr0paganda
You don't Understand Sir!!!
how else am I supposed to show everypuppy else how quirky and different I am if not the ra8ies
8ut mr troll8ama...
yeah 8ut i havwe it and imf ine
Wait I want Rabies too!!!
:33< *the mighty huntress deals mew a tarot card which depicts an exact likeness of mew being mauled by rabid hyenas*
I REMEMBER HIM FONDLY. I JUST MISS HIM AND. FUCKING... I WANT THE DAMN GUY BACK...
LOOK MAN I MISS MY LUSUS AND THESE POSTS ARE PISSING ME OFF
DO !!! NOT !!! TAKE 3 BULGES AT ONCE!!! YOU WILL BE TAKING A TRIP TO THE MEDICULLER!!! THAT'S ONLY IF YOU'RE SUPER SMALL THOUGH!!! #NSFW
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you vwould think people vwould use common sense, but unfortunately, common sense is not that common.
i dont talk to some of the alts of my friends cause theyre just as insufferable, if not more so, vwhen they attempt to argue vwith me A8OUT ME? i didnt get strong-armed into therapy for this to havwe the same argument once a fucking vweek because one of a dozen vwants to make svweeping assumptions about me.
I'm unsure if I should spend this day in solitude, considering the usual festivities surround this particular day. I have deeply complex feelings about this topic...
vesica got a fucking matesprit while ive been hospitalized (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #n0n0thing, #nevern0thing, #alwayss0mething, archive rating: M)
hm. thats enough internet for today.
(⊙_⊙) WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIKES ARE PUBLIC
my m4n4g4r told m4 if i don't 4ct mor4 g4nuin4 sh4'll t4k4 4w4y my v4p4 GOD D4MN IT
...have to abstain, sir, i broke two fingers...
It's oover it's soo fucking oover
♠️Oh I misread this. Trollexa, cancel order for medium sized pads.♠️
I need to kill this guy.
Target Audience Reached https://i.ibb.co/0rw4ypn9/screenshot-20260508-223048-firefox.png
@chiller★ficion★do ??????? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdd1ceff850f.png
the cOUnt of grand theft AutO i shOUld hAvE is in the trIplE dIgIts
i feel liek i see u say this exact thing like once a week on this website lmfao
WH47 IF I 701D Y0U!!!! I DIDN’7 H4V3 4 80M8!!!! I W0U1D 83 1YIN6 70 Y0U 8U7 I7 MI6H7 M4K3 Y0U F331 83773R!!!! 𖡊
can someone w)(o ain’t borin and predictable crawmment unda one of my posts fore once ??
2 shots of vodka it is
groooann. i dont want my vitamins.
It's too late now. I'll just go one day without, no biggie.
So Just To Provide A Rousing Update Of My Current Circumstances I Am Indeed Still Trapped In Here With The Mother Grub
should i be wvorried that the olivwe bragging about killing wviolets for the lovwe of the game started followving me
confession i actully hate myself like a lot especially when drunk which makes me drink more #substance
The sad part about being sick is that I know drinking will slow down the recovery. #substance
#Confession: I'm highly insecure.
wakin from my nap just to sea my gill <> postin aboat me purrin no fuckin wonder she been gigglin and shit just playin in ma face smh
I'm not touching those replies, saw the first one.
// Discord is down and I can't send messages gang gang
Sometimes you need to break the law to win.
I'm not telling anyone to break laws; sometimes, laws get in the way of me doing the thing I need to do.
Man im s0 tired the c0nstant attenti0n is s0 exhausting when will #megid0may be 0ver
Please Note That The Caverns Will Be Closing Early Today The Mother Grub Waddled Into One Of The Main Tunnelways At A Strange Angle And Is Now Either Stuck Or Refusing To Move Out Of Embarrassment
-=[ ssee look theyre being a kitty cat theyrefine_☺]=-
-=[ likes you_☺]=-
>> He ડeemડ eડpec¡a11y f1¡rtat¡ouડ 1ate1y, ડo ¡ am aડડum¡ng he'ડ do¡ng we11
just because im a massive pervert and a scary gh0st and als0 g0d d0esnt mean i cant appreciate s0me funk!
:33< *the mighty huntress knocks ofur a vial labled "deadly virus do nyat spill"*
undre stat emetnt
despite not fighting during #fightnight, my posture pole is killing me ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
OOPSIE
// GANG BRO IS COOKED
On a related note to my earlier chit, I'd like to find out how effective ibuprofen really is. I think I can feel my brain matter slowly leaking out of the cracks that are probably present in my skull now. #fightnight
I'm sorry, Miku. #fightnight
wguyh
S)(-E KICKIN MY BASS!!!!!!!!
man why my shirt alwaves gettin fucked up
squatted down on the floor, face between my knees. Normal was defeated once more ...
Fuck this (turns into a plushie)
thats it bro im neva wearin these lame ass goggles again 38/ #fightnight
Killing you explosion beam (demonstrative, not aimed at anyone)
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These stupid adults and their stupid war. My favorite parfait place was crushed by a piece of debris of a Neo-Zeon ship. Why can't you leave us out of this!
I WILL re POST OLD COMIC WHILE WE WAIT ON HELLA JEFF RECOVERY https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/hallowallo.png
ITS ME SWEET BRO HELLA JEFF IS IN THE hospital I DONT KNOW IF HES GONNA MAKE IT
I do not wish to curse my enemies. I pray that they might one day find their way again.
I [wish i could retire] FOR THE GOVERNMENT IT IS SUCH GARBAGEEEEE I LITERALLY WORK AT HOME BUT I STILL HAVE TO SIGN SO MUCH SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT WHY IS LIFE SO HARD :(
https://i.postimg.cc/yNwXjqhp/Untitled287-20260507024356.webp never crashed out in my whole dam life. unrelated peep the new haircut
✿ i hav my opinions on this guy but they would call me too woke bruh
I WAS SОО SURE THEY'RE GООNNA ASSASINATE ME IN THAT FUCKING ООFFICE MAN
FUUUUUUCK
Chittr i'm oon meeting with Troollbama please help what the fuck is an Earth-C
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything, daleee
my green dragon may )(ave gotten )(is ass w)(ooped but )(es also got semi-rival aura goin on w)(ic)( means )(is longevity is essentially GUARANT----E----ED for a few more sweeps until )(e does )(is inevitable "temporarily side wit)( t)(e good guys and dies in a sacrifice in redemption to end )(is c)(aracter arc" move so you betta COUNT YOUR DAYS, TROLLBAMA
Really weird lookin' at some of these accounts on here and thinkin' to myself "I'm dating that persons mom." #vagueposting
i got work 2 do unforchunately 😔✌️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3e210e0cf94.jpg
Morning Everyone I... Did Not Get Much Sleep Last Night
((Serenity forced into a whirlwind lesbian romance because she couldn't score with two 6'2 dudes send tweet.))
its all bUllshIt on the fEED tOnIght i sEE
and im STILL PLAYING GUITAR )(-ERO!!!!!
lol bout it though https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ddbc0753dd7.jpeg
I don't think I can explain the very, very, very complex stuff behind what's going on in my head other than I know it's not that serious, but I can't help but take it that seriously. Chemicals in the brain exacerbate problems to be worse than they actually are.
I'm horribly sad now.
:(((( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c004fa74737.png
I'm so sorry Mr. President I thought you knew on account of her being one of the gala's sponsors... .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... .- - . / -- .
I SAID NUANCE, THERE IS NUANCE. SHE'S FUNNY. Like, we're objectively enemies, but also, in a casual online space, she is extremely funny.
I will never use the ‘hate’ react on somebody’s message. Hate is an illness that warps the soul, but forgiveness is the medicine that soothes it.
I Miss Her
a hung man cannot save me #nsfw
K--<fuckfuckfuck i shouldnt have actually texted her
- Men only like mme for mmy credit score
giving you a thumbs up from the floor.
evveryone stop wwhat you’re doin im angry
38/
my back hurts.
>>| bored? start to thinking .about culling yourself? perhaps may start #hornyposting. works like .a gold standard.
SIR, I'M AFRAID YOUR DNA IS BACKWARDS. AND? #DADJOKE
that was so embarrassing oh my fucking god
Ok★y I got ★n expl★n★tion but I still don't get it.
Nvm it's Karkat.
<This user has exploded.>
-=[ thhey didnt even inivited me to monopolie_☺]=-
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b★7f2★b★ef92.png
I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY I H★TE MONOPOLY
good for him
Had to rewired my limbs today, realize I probably should be able to feel with them.
I think I may have eaten one too many tamales... Oh dear..
Just went to tr★ining isl★nd, ★nd you were not there. Why were you not there? Go there immedi★tely.
K--<at the start of every week i go "if something good doesnt happen to me this week im culling myself" which makes you learn to appreciate the small victories in life as you scramble to justify another week #cw-self-harm
0ur po0r @archiveAddict rankmaid is currently fighting for their damn life with the sickness. please see their plight here and send y0ur well-wishes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67bb5d6f2c2f.png
what the fuck am i doing man
Is Catholic Doc Scratch ghosting me? <:(
Forgive me... I'll have to go all out, just this once.
>> okayokay ¡ ડee ¡t now, ¡ ડee what'ડ happen¡ng now 1mfao
It's a stinkbug and it keeps diwve bombing. I might die. But thank you regardless.
Oh this so nice, You should get pictures of the others too :D
people are so unsubtle on thiss site >X3
>> YOU ડHOU1D !! ! ¡ BE1¡EVE ¡N YOU
BMO... doesn't wanna post #nsfw anymore...
... I don't like #nsfw anymore...
got a candle lit and im listening to footwork and nobody can fuck up my night
well, i had fun while i can. felt really pretty all the thanks to @carnationDeficient! https://i.imgur.com/kskuV3F.png #midnightcityballannex
em8race this life
BMO powering down until fixed
pϴlitics /\re f\/ckin weird m/\n
Me and Trollbama both need to be fixed! I think something is wrong with his motherboard!
if i were a mite more brave, i'd be in so many of you folks' direCt messa6es already! unfortunately i 6et nervous a little too easy, so i just have to pray for you to show up in mine instead. i know, pathetiC, pitiable, but y'know how it is. ^◡^;
I just walked off a cliff :(
WH4T3V3R 1T'S NOT L1K3 1 W4NT3D TO B3 4T TH3 G4L4 OR 4NYTH1NG HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/S1GH.G1F
I see this post w★s run by your PR te★m first.
You're not ★lone m★n, you don't h★ve to fight this b★ttle by yourself. You got people who c★re ★bout you.
Well that seems kind o+f willfully igno+rant o+f them tro+ll grubs can't e|x|actly co+mmunicate that clearly even if it is in sho+rt utterances
it looks like your approval ratin is goin down, @barackObama as your soft little citizens simply dont condone your t)(reats. but ive gotta say; stickin to your guns ready to off a real, tangible )(orrorterror t)(reat? my personal approval ratin is goin up muc)(, MUC)( )(ig)(er...
(\ /) ...how long have you been lost for?
didnt mean to hate react id never hate react mr prez
...but 6osh if it don't feel a lot less lonesome after that. thanks friends. u◡u <3
>>1 𝒥U$7 Ħ4ᗤ 70 𝓕19Ħ7 7Ħ3 61993$7 𝓕U匚ᛕ1π9 λ1乙4尺ᗤ 1’𝕍3 3𝕍3尺 𝓕U匚ᛕ1π9 $33π Ħ0λΨ 90ᗤᗤ4Mπ $Ħ17 ωĦ47 7Ħ3 4匚7U4λ 𝓕U匚ᛕ #𝓕19Ħ7 #λ1乙4尺ᗤ<<
Oh my fuck1ng god. Wh4t th3 fuck. Wh4t th3 fuck. Wh4t th3 fuck. #V4gu3Post1ng
Oh, that's porn. That's porn of my comfort character. #nsfw
I think the Shadowe and Slenderman would get along really well. Jeff the Killer too. And they all live with Smile Dog.
Zzz
Oh it was @totesGruesome I just thought it was you
Me: goodnight. @abjectDetermination : (Freddy Fazbear)
#mysleep
Good morning.
Stubborn
You're doing cardio. You need more.
More
I should go back to making breakfast for y'all.
Casper Beam.
Hash browns, bacon, baked beans, breakfast sausage, 2 bananas, an orange, 2 yogurts, green tea. #breakfastposting
Don't worry, I will meowpost in a bit
!!!! Awoooooo.
Rrrrwoooooooo!!!!
Do you think Casperposting is weaker than awoo? Do you think it will not stand the test of dogs? Believe in yourself, believe in the power of #casperposting, for it is eternal.
One thing we can all agree on is AWOO.
On the feed, straight up Caspering it. And by it... let's just say my post. #casperposting
https://open.spotify.com/track/3Nsm5x72ZF4q5R633fsEov?si=NnWuTe1gRQuDyMoUxmf18g #musicposting
Anyways! I'm gonna go fly in space now. And try to contain the massive levels of gamer salt that threaten to overflow from my very soul on a day to day basis.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1lLQ2ZP5gNu4Iq35CXLwAt?si=TEHxjwrIQUSlpUyROfCjbg #musicposting #dashwatching
I think i will hit 15k kult today
Aughhhh I will have a pleasant experience!!!!
Have a nice day beam
Not too bad today, honestly. Been relaxing for the most part, but I have to get back to some maintenance tasks. It is a pleasure to meet you, though.
I did it for shitpeta because we've known one another as long as I've been talking to people. We should chat and get to know one another first, and I will consider it? But. It does not hurt to ask.
But otherwise yes
No the cape is WAY bigger
Thank you very much!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9939559a06f745a7c71914767b8aea17/f2e4d20770ec4e70-e2/s540x810/ca8e37ad90bb40c155937c781e7f8e0ac79492af.jpg Since we are talking about godtier.
Okay, my attention is no longer, or will soon no longer be diverted, and thus? Hello
Hey hatebot
Mr. President coming in clutch as hell
My other me is still pre-SBURB. There was one for whom SBURB was like. Straight up an mmorpg that didn't end the world. I think there's a Keriss Serket, too. #dashwatching
I do spar my other body sometimes but that's more like shadowboxing.
I can't believe I am about to say this but maybe I will put together some sort of hero's quest
Yes
How the fuck would I even spin it? "Didn't get to godtier because you fucking died horribly? Want to know what all this apocalypse bullshit is about but don't want to destroy the world in the process? Sign up for Kris' 'Heroic Questathon', Wednesdays at 9?"
If I, say, host a training session in the hyperbolic time chamber. Would that be a thing people would want to attend sometime?
Just looking for activities tonight. Maybe gonna work on my HEROIC QUEST TV show.
How may I shape your reality?
15k kult for Kris, please
I didn't realize the effect I had on people until like 2 days ago.
Man I've been single since forever. 😩 I haven't dated anyone since I was 18. This is all confusing for me, too.
I'm beginning to really wish Cinco de Mayo didn't exist so we could have had the ball on May 5th like intended because every time I see a post with someone saying they didn't know there was a gala happening I think I lose a year off my life.
NO NO YOU"RE FINE. I'm/... If it's mutual... I need to talk to dave.
Hey I'M not going to st★rt ★nything, but if something h★ppens something h★ppens
there could be lots of cool stuff. to steal at the gala
You consistently fill me with a varied mix of conflicting emotions when you say things like this, Mr. President.
I. HELLo. help. I am perishing.
I thought you were cool. Besides, we can always just take the fights outside. But fine, I guess. We can be lame.
It's 8pm Lily has just gotten the news about me and Jade She is now just sadly looking at her corn field, knowing her dream will never come true
i would ♯banish ♯mostofyou from ♯therealm if i ♯could
IF A LAUGH TRACK PLAYS ONE MORE TIME IN THIS "FRIENDS" SHOW I'M PUNCHING THE WALL.
)(rrrrrrrg)()()()()(... ILL G----ET YOU TO WAV----ER YOUR )(AND AND R----ETURN TO YOUR /ROOTS/, BARACK TROLLBAMA... AND W)(----EN T)(-E BLOODLUST S----EIZ----ES YOU BACK TO W)(AT YOU )(UNG----ER MOST, I'LL B-----E T)(-ER-E )(AND ON YOUR S)(OULD-ER GL----E-----EFULLY )(ANDIN YOU T)(-E NUCL-EAR COD-----ES TO BRING IT ALL DOWN SOM----EDAY...! SOM----EDAY!!!!!!!
I'll be ho+nest I'm no+t sure tho+se are tro+ll grubs
Please do+n't be silly like that again yo+u gave me a panic attack
lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
§o that'§ where the mi§§ing appetizer went. #angel§nutritionblock
This is the second mixologist we've lost to a rogue gambling/vehicular homicide accident and if we hit a third on the night before the gala I may just split an atom.
Mr. President, remember your medications.
naut following the theme?? my cake LOOKS like clown roadkill
the kankris are 8eginning to multiply 8efore my very gander8ul8s
So Many Clients Still It Will Be A Very Very Very Long Night
man 1 woulda loved to go to the gala... 1'm host1ng a couple wayward ghosts at my treeh1ve for a few days though, so 1'm gunna be hella busy... }:(
a request is made and i fulfill it dutifully
▲she just tried to rizz me up by autistic rambling about her dnd game▼ ▲I can not be this easy, fuck▼ ▲need a smoke break from chittr...▼
just press g to emote itll work trust me.
Mr. President, Situation Room really quick?
I never did end up finding my stamp collection...
i accidentally liked the batterbitchs thirst trap someone pls put me down rn
I just got violently reminded of my cringe ass behavior during early college. How the hell did no one kill me back then, I was annoying as hell. For context: I found my old Fandom blog.
watching dirk build anything is wild why does he do all of it like that
https://media.tenor.com/iKA8jR8CvfcAAAAe/everyone-is-so-mean-to-me-heartbroken.png
✐ᝰ There are old people fighting in my replies. Can someone get Trollbama on the line or something? ᝰᝰ
yeah you reminded me thanks trollbama
its like kennedy and marilyn all ova again 38/
naut loving her bein the victim of the human reproductive plotline (#nsfw probubbly) but ig someones gotta have it
THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I'VE GOT MOTION.
He Calls Me Moonlight, I Am Going To Die.
uh oh
sure hope no one blew up a Celestial body while i wasn't lookin'!
#lordpresident #englishbama is this anything
I am very excited about the upcoming ball. But also incredibly overworked. Please for the love of all that is good let me get four hours of sleep the night before the event that's all I ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/088f6cbf5497.png
I will never be typing the following sentence again. Okay, Trollbama.
the dicks 0ut offensive.
(mal du pays sobs silently.)
I don't know if th★t's the lyrics. However I ★dmire your determin★tion to forge your own p★th.
Th3 fac3 h3 mak32 wh3n I b3nch pr322 hi2 a22 i2 pric3l322 G3t2 3m 3v3ry tim3
B33 < sir yes sir
c< yes sir! >c
I'll be honest, I probably still wouldn't have done well even if I could reach the counters. I mean my signature dish was spaghetti, I didn't even make the sauce.
Oh sure, I'm between projects right now anyways.
B33 < i put in a lotta hard work last time B33 < can i sit this one out coach
He's more green than I expected.
i had to go get a cylinder surgically unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana gomen for being away yesterday! im a bit woozy still but i will be replying to dms shortly did i miss anything catastrophic (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I can't sleep.
you got me there, damn.
I need to stop talking forever immediately
J AAHA HAH AH AH AHa AH ha SURE WAS!!!!!!! #HELPME
GRRRAAAAAAA... He was like, RIGHT THERE...with his shirt ☘︎ff... all hard w☘︎rking and sweaty like, didn't have the change f☘︎r a tip, s☘︎ he ☘︎ffered me t☘︎ like "hitch a ride" as payment, I finally th☘︎ught my DREAM was c☘︎ming true. ☘︎NLY F☘︎R THIS "RIDE" HE WAS TALKING AB☘︎UT.. WAS LIKE. RIDING A H☘︎RSE AR☘︎UND HIS RANCH. #vaguep☘︎st #nsfw
BREAKING NEWS! It seems my (less c#arming) competitor #as been culled! T#at’s one way to narrow t#e playing field! #e poked t#e s#ark and #e got bit! W#at a s#ame! Seems like #e’ll be swimming wit# t#e fis#es!
THAT IS NOT HOW THE LAW OPER8TES!!!!!!!!
Do I ask what is going on?
Can I PLEAAAAASEEE get these ☘︎rders ☘︎ver with... I've g☘︎t like ☘︎NE pizza ☘︎rder that c☘︎uld make my wh☘︎le night waiting f☘︎r me!!!! #vaguep☘︎st
↘️it is down again, by the way.↘️
>>| .if you're reading this, you're gay. #yaoi
The bot is designed to listen to you, so I made the lil fella intelligent enough like a dog... sorry...
️↘️specific guys.↘️ ↗️DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.↗️
I do noʇ like ┴)+|e Condensce. I )+|ope s)+|e c)+|okes on a fis)+|bone.
when i tell you my heart stopped the #horror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fa604b52143.png
THE PUPPET HAS OPPOSABLE THUMBS AND CAN FUCKING USE THEM AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME
have anyone play undertale #sbahj https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjSnowdin.png
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjSoyjaks.png soy jacking off
SBAHJ - whomst ate the comic https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/noMoreComic1.png
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-TheFlip.png flip time (ft geromy)
sbahj in: ě̷̛̜̞̯̺͇͑͌͑̒͂̊̑̒̚̕̕͝r̵̨̪̰̰̟͍͛̾̃̄̀͂̕ͅr̷͔̥̊̈͐͊́̎̚ơ̴̧̛̛͚̹̪̞̱̠̑̀͂̿̊̑̆͆̋̓̆̕͠ŗ̸͍̟̖̜͙̥̤̤͛̉̓̋͗̓͘͝ȩ̸̢̖͇͖̺͖̦͕̳̣̅̄r̵̛͕̣͍̖̦̘̮͇̗̥̠̞̤͔̩̊̄ŗ̶̝͉͓̲̠̰̼̜̪̩̤̠͙͚̎͝ͅỏ̸̺̖̽̈́̈́̉̏̅͝͝͝r̴̮̩̼͚̔͑̓̅͊̽̌́̈́͘ę̴̞̙̣̥̟̯̣̃r̴̡̩̼̖̠̞̰̜̺̼̩̻̟͎̻̖̆͌͆͊͂̑ŗ̸̡̛̜̱̭͍̤̩͕̘̦͔͉͈̂͗̀͗̾̓̕ȯ̷̢̭͈̙̳̗̮̳̱̱͋͒̂̇̄̇̆͆̚ŗ̶̛̯͉͓͇͚̟͉̰̦͉͍͕͎̹̈͒̆̓̈́̀̈́̒ě̴̢͕̞͖̪͖ṙ̴̢̨̢͚̯̲͎͈̘͙̱̆̍̽̈̀̔̒͒̈́̎̊̓͠ͅr̷̢̛̺̻̘̬̪͎̣͖̔̏̎̓̿̽͒̌̕̕͘͝ö̷͇̟͌͆̾̏̌̍̀͋̽̈́̆͠͝ṙ̴̢̨̲͕̮̟͖̰̊̈̈̈̿̾̿̎͆̔̄̈́̕̕͜͜͠͠ https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/itKeepsHappening.png
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-Vending.png SBAHJ in - vending machine
apology accepted mr obama
at least you woke up at hive. I was on the 8each still man
Pan-ache. And I still have to write ~ten pages by 11:59 tolight. #FiveThousandTylenolWillSaveMe #FiveThousandTylenolFriday
Dirk has found a round about way to punch me in the balls because I do not have balls. Ouch.
print("i dont think ill be able to im sorry obama")
yeah dude im straight up scared to scroll your page after what i witnessed
-=[ misterpresident im so ssoryy_☺]=-
I'm a tad irritable. Thank you, Mr. President. I just need a bit.
dave is trying to give me a pep talk.
no offense sit once again? absolutely not that is my DAD
H4D 4 N4P.. 1'M 4 L1TTL3 B3TT3R.. BUT ST1LL F33L SH1TTY. >:\
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I hat3 thi2 I hat3 thi2 I hat3 thi2 2till 2tuck out h3r3 and Fight Night 2tart3d fuck m3 2om3on3 knock 2om3on3 th3 fuck out for m3 and r3cord that 2hit pl33333a23
wait were they even together in the first fucking place
thth is is the worst day of my life this is worst than the day my life was destrooeyd by karkat i cant believe this iss happenign to me right now
wait they broke up
this cant be happening
i )(AT-E this mf show cant believe i let myshellf get reeled back in dis rotten bass buildin
No you can delegate the reaping
I can do without the sass trollbama The situation has solved itself and they have split the cookie together.
I'm not making out with anyone
I AM!
My stomach hurts something fierce.
chill and a friends psionics came back full force vwhen vwe thought they vwere gone. got blowvn up.
I'm back in the Roomba, guys. I'm stuck at the top of the stairs. Help.
read what?
There are some things you should never have to see.
INCORRECT MY HEART RATE IS GONE UP AGAIN.
// as the night winds down... i will draw Bro's ass. #nsfw
No one told me you had to do this gym thing like Consistently o+<
yall dont know how hard it is to solder electrical components with fake nails on
ah nuts i dont fuckin remember sorry mr. president
They got lead in them.
TOO BAD! YOuR ADMINISTRATION BOMBED ALL THE ONES NEARBY!
Jack Fact Number 3: Did you know that @barackObama could beat up @caliBorn any day of the week?
Another day, another hole in another sock. What's going on here
[|87 :: My scuttlebug fuk;n broke aga;n. Th;s ;s why 1 should just st;ck to fly;n around on the back of my lusus.
>> You and me both Obama
......troll bruno mars <:(
im still not over all of that completely im ngl :((( #VaguePost #TrollBrunoMars #Heartache #Hurt
I hop3 y'all dont tak3 too much off3n23 to how oft3n I comm3nt on 2hit and dont r3act to your po2t. It aint maliciou2, im ju2t 2tupid
i think im this way because i wasnt culled growing up
sometimes i think fish are so dumb i would never fall for that shit but if someone left a free burger on the ground attached to a string i probably wouldnt give a shit id go oh damn nice free burger with a colorful as fuck wrapper beneath it so im not eating it straight off the floor lucky me i forgive fish for being stupid assholes in that sense
they hate the way i #drinkalone and tell me doing that consistently is a sign of #alcoholism which is really fuckin rude and ruins the vibe #substances
Although.... Do32nt thi2 233m a littl3 2u2piciou2? That it wa2 ju2t that 3a2y?
ahh fuck clean Ooff, mr prez.
Thank you, Trollbama. I promise I will win any fight that comes at me in return. And maybe get a little roughed up.
i can't believe i got parry-roasted by obama.
Trollbama I made a chit that you hate reacted to and that scared me bad, do you hate me forever now?
I am learning the Alternian postal service is underfunded today. This seems to be a deliberate measure although I cannot understand why.
I mean they 'prolly do but it's fine, it's all friendly ribbing until some cataclysmic misunderstanding or emotional flare up drives us apart forever due to our friendship being born from solidarity and mutual goals rather than interests and chemistry and wow okay maybe you're right this isn't feelin' like a joke anymore the longer I type it.
WOW.
;; no. no. n-no. no. um... n-no?? n-no. no. ;;
Trollbama the Blameless
asked for no lettuce and they gave me the peter rabbit special what the hell man :'(
#normalposting Hi I have no knives
i do this every single day
>> Tro11bama ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ can
oh fvck my av+ocorrec+ i mean+ +o say "i'm sexy"
Jeff the wishes there was Mrs. the Killer.
why is paradox space so cruel to such a sweet trans lady :(
(listen if they really thought i needed rehab they would have found me and dragged me back by now im literally fine)
believe me when i say im asking this out of a place of total calm and chillness and not because of a raging goddamn panic attack but does anybody have a motherfucking xanax #substance
Judge away, presidente. You're not keeping me off my Mid-Week Manhattan. It's a SLEUTH FAMILY TRADITION.
plenty oof peoople are disappoointed and cooncerned aboout me, oone moore oon the list doon't hurt
🎵 i know we havent seen each other in a while but you will always be my boo (rack obama)
◥▶◀◤ —> Forgive me for my last post.
I ★m no demigod. I ★m ★ mere troll.
time for a fully sober cigarette
odd sleep. dreams occurred. dont tend. to have those. ever.
I woul/) offerr to /)o a s(an/)alous shoosh pap vi/)eo, but my moirrail woul/) /)ie of embarrrrassment so I guess I (an't offerr pale yurri rright now
i dont even know anymore barack
Gallop sadly Maplehoof doesnt know what she has left in life.
There is only one way to prevent this obama. Okay two, but I don't think you are going to like either.
i love you mr. president pls don't do this...
I have not seen what you look like in the tan suit so I can't say.
hate when people in active sessions somehow find and talk to me then argue about game mechanics who the fuck do you think youre talking to right now
Trollbama deadnamed me by using my lastname. Fuck is his problem.
I think I would be more likely to accept my anger with my Bro if I didn't think being angry was cringe.
I was just mean to a horse. I have to end it all now. FUCK ME.
im not posting that i got my ass beat
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry
not going to get into it but my opinions of olive garden have changed cant talk about it because it breaks my heart to have to even think about it for too long
I am so Jeff the Pissed off right now.
What is a "quadrant"? I am a proud Wilsonian Democrat.
SOME "JOURNALIST" THOUGHT. IT WOULD BE A GRET IDEA. TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION AS A "PRANK." TAKE ANY OFFICAL REPORTS AND BLOGS WITH A GRAIN OF SODIUM ROCK. #MORON
sound is beautiful you have fallen from grace homie
Mr. Obama sir, it is a political strategy to get all the moms for myself.
@barackObama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ
THE FEMBOY FARM IS NOT GOING GOOD GUYS, TEN BILLION IN DEBT
Don't do me like this man. </3
i know i know im a slave to my carnal desires sometimes im trying to work through it #nsfw #justtobesafe
okay nevermind i gotta listen to big b he knows whats up
nesben fumbled a bad bitch. nesben is going to choose to have a drinking problem. nesben will drink pond water until nesben feels better #substances
find the pages of nesbens divorce paperwork
please