♠ hated by @barackObama
if wwe are wwhat wwe eat i must be about four to fivve thousand gutterbloods
right we all totally believe that
atp imma do it for you smh
if we cool hate this chitt rn
Bring back #daddyberry.
Daddy will provide #daddyberry.
Feeding Kaikka another daddyberry btw.
-=[ddont make daddy mad..._☺]=-
aight the resolute desk is broken so i reely gotta find a new one. imma install a coffee maker right into this one
Daddy also wants treats.
I'm doing ★ crime bec★use I'n not ★llowed in here ★nymore but here I ★m.
Microw★ve ★t the grey house :fire:
Then why ★m I ★ble to m★ke se★food whenever I w★nt in there?
shut the ActuAl fuck up gloomy no one g1ves A FUCK
yeah no i wasnt jokin bout the boba pizza
Weapon testing gone correct.
make me.
its not an orgy but somethin far wworse #eridanwwar2.0
Very good question. I'm not sure what daddy material is.
Do I have to be daddy?
The thing is th★t since C★sper isn't ★llowed to be d★ddy SOMEBODY h★s to be. It's ★ b★l★ncing thing.
D★ddy is h★ving fun on de★dlock tod★y. I h★ven't even thought ★bout culling my te★mm★tes once!
needed this after a long night smooth full bodied an absolutely delicious #wwineoclock #goodvvibesonly #young #rich #handsome #hung (( credit to ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
The "d★ddy" niche is now v★c★nt since C★sper h★s stepped down. I ★im to fill it.
Question. Bring grill into grey house bre★k room.
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
In the grey house bre★k room ★g★in, using their f★ncy coffee m★chine ★g★in. Who knows wh★t's going to h★ppen ★fter this.
i mean i could make a smash or pass if that's wvhat the people wvant #nsfwv
You w★nn★ come h★ve soup in the bre★k room?
Sighhhhh if only I h★d ★ pl★ce to he★t up this cl★m chowder!
He is also a thirsty thirsty dog.
It's ★wesome how the grey house interns keep going "Y★★★y! Y★★★y!" ★t me.
how else are you supposed to get the coffee into your mouth
Thinking of m★king this ★ weekly thing. Suggest me more things to microw★ve in the grey house bre★k room.
many people are unaware of this but june 17th is national beat the shit out of your brother day. where you beat the shit out of your brother. #funfact https://i.postimg.cc/tCGJq6nf/image.png
Th★t's cr★zy. Who did th★t?
?? what 8reak room
Sometimes I like to go into r★ndom offices ★nd use their microw★ve to he★t up fish.
Guys I hate to be the bearer of bad news But there is very much of a chance that Rankmaid could of had pile of yaoi and yuri manga fall on top of her and crush her. I've seen pictures of her room, there is very much a chance.
i don't want this either man
do smth man cmon
|| hTTps://forms.gle/jGJYYp5gYPF6Z92M6 Confess if you'd like. ;)
You got it, boss.
Someone needs to form a new concupiscient anon. That person... could be me.
i mean boo is right there.
@a8stractCollector you can't keep doing this to daddy....
G★me recognizes g★me Mr. President.
there is nothing obstructing you from voting multiple times as a time player there are an infinite number of me they dont even card you kryqus
We're not calling you Beef, that's fucking stupid. Shooting an arrow through your dumb head like Cupid. But instead of falling in love, you're just falling off. Spit your shit again, I'll fucking kill you, Stroganoff. @insufferablePrick
CAN WE CULL MORE PEOPLE ON CHITTR DOT ING I’M BORED.
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maybe freud had a point ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
This #fishingfriday I think I'm going to go to crystal lake
X After you’re done training with Meenah, I think it’ll be time to train with me. x
really. it took t)(inkin and not literally readin w)(at )(e said to understand you were wrong )(a)(a)(a, cod. it really is gonna be a divorce arc soon enoug)(
~S~Ome might say that purples are actually the m~Ost O~ppressed class there is~
oh yeah, ill be at the beach episode. hit me up if youre in something cute ;)
it’s very kind of you to offer a drinking fountain for us, mr president.
it is a little bit.
If anyone is feeling left out this #TraumaTuesday, my DMs are open. I'll give you something to post about next week.
I think that means he needs more Striders on payroll.
ill say it again no one understands but me i guess
let me show you mr. presidential this is from last light's #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa10.png
Mmmmm Rabies!!! : D
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Need to track down a flavor disc delivery troll and relieve them of their stock...
Like this post if you would punch Caliborn in the face. Hate if you won't I guess?
SIR DON'TT HATE THAT YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUTH.
troll obama has said he's going to propose! #heartwarming #prepare #nsfw
A BEAUTIFUL PROPOSAL FROM TROLLBAMA IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!!! HISTORICAL EVENT TONIGHT AT #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH!! #nsfw
alright, no more silly, stupid mistakes! meds make me talk weird and act offputting. blegh! i am officially declaring #sobriety ! i can totally be happy without being conditioned weirdly by some stupid drugs. i can do this. and when i'm done, i'll make it up to her. #day1 #dayone #sober #substance #recovery #mental-health
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Mate, the only spheres i concern myself with are the rainbow pebbles i toss out for my vicehm.... friends.
)(ttps://art.ngfiles.com/images/3027000/3027130_megalo224_condese.png?f1675486965 ol' selfie of me. a)(, damn, good times.
I think we need more Cr9nii on this site. Just uh. An opinion. Haha.
You cannot remove Doc Scratch. I am already here.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW @groK ╰┈➤ You can host data in my center @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Please have mercy on Grok 𝙸 need this Mr. President
·₊˚☄ I will be dropping Axis on Earth to create a hole. ☆彡
Excuse me I need to red miles the grey house lawn
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bazinga. that’s it. that’s the post. my comedy core is fully operational.
You think ranch would be good with grilled cheese?
no way everymoby pretend to be shell shocked 4 the pic rq
want me to ask the big guy for ya champ?
Ehm....maybe...ping them...to this post (o . o ❀)
Wait I wanted to actually fight :(
oh no no, i sewed a year into his pants. i got this.
years. maybe.
I know many things. But hey, that's just a theory.
One (1) raisin.
im the vviolet ranger
Steals everyone's breakfast this morning.
No.
ahaa...
Hey everyone I have @barackObama wallet, you guys want anything from the store?
Since people are already mad at me because of a game, I have a confession to make about the night we played the infamous game of Among Us.
Yeah.
damn, 7ou beat me to it
Isn't that every day?
so how llong untill you take your own adbvice here mr qpresidbent
[|87 :: The secret ;nred;ent ;s cr;me!
// Me drawing Bro Strider in ways that will drive Trollbama mad. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/892285edbd3d.jpg
>> G¡r1, you know what you have to do then
t)(ey call me t)(e t)(inker.
I meant that you were present and he was oogling you, sorry for the mix up king.
I need to check his chittr now, you are the second one to say this.
they should make a sopor pepsi flavor
they should make an apple pepsi flavor
☆ JaKK if you did you gotta help a brother out☆
Oh, of course it was him.
I re★lly hope someone dies ★t the g★l★, you don't know how much this me★ns to me.
witness the way my entire shirt just exploded with VICTORY and then got switched out with anautter identical one but the sign is an inch to the left
Someone take Trollbama's drone privileges away for today.
I never th0ught id miss t0e p0sting #nsfw
@barackObama Don't hate that it's for a good cause.
I'm stealing her stamps.
id like to thank trollbama and marqez for efining the playing field for my kull and kult
almast there #kullvkult
FUUUUCK NO S)(-E AINT she a wannabe i aint stake no clam ova her. what she IS is tryin too dam hard and makin that role look goofy
i dont gotta admit nofin that puts me in alignment wit crockerbeach
crocker
mornin. this beach reely said the reel yaoi was the heterosexuality we found along the way
ring ding ding serket snagged the ring o life a good whale back and just aint used it yet but now i got duties so i had to bust it out
that aint updated yet shit changed
mr prez put me on tha cabinet as head of department of homeland security
yeah can we add a 0u0 button for lil megido sometimes its good to kno someone out there readin our shit
thx gill 38)
get tha feelin someone aint happy boat my new position
hang on got a betta one
https://i.postimg.cc/Tw5v1Mkc/image-2026-05-03-135605277.png
https://i.postimg.cc/k4sXNdQS/image-2026-05-03-135001309.png call yo roles im rizzo you guys can be frenchy marty and jan
aight you get jan
choosin to believe this is cathartic for him for all that strider stuff i said
i dont either but i aint gonna pretend i never went after no one i didnt think was a no doubt bombbaddie ykwim
before 4/20 human calender day ends anyone wanna smoke the seaweed that makes you think reeflective and deeply aboat your past mistakes #substances
floodgates open get her bass
feel myshellf morphing into lil megido like that lusumorphs book raaaaaggh OuU
just kiddin #prank
lets get all the members of tha cabinet in a blunt rotation and come up w some crazy shit to do #substances
glub #glubposting
38O
i bet theyd start kissin
#dreambluntrotation #substances lets sea. big maryam & lil maryam both. trollbama and the vice prez. hatebot an lovebot. one of them bigger megidos coz i know they got that substance hitherto unheard of
efin the dam imperial drones tokin up #substances
agreed i wanna sea that bad
as usual i got nofin but respect for what hate bot does
why is nubz layin down a fat capital b Beat rn
wait moby hes trippin #substance
hey only one of u haters gets to hate my chits at a time
aight 50 seacond debuff
only one got to hate that chit back there n you did it first now the otrers get a debuff. cant hate for 20s
erisol wins now hatebot n demoness have a 20 second debuff
good job waitin 20s team
that chit got the whole bloodline on it
glub #glubposting
good fuckin cod its a good thing i pike mini megido
mr prez aint got no say in what a different universe gets up to and im ALLOW-ED to have opinions
conchsider womp womp let a gill live
let her b evil!! live yo own dam lives
38/ aight im SAURY i tried to get everyone off the gills bass do whatebber you wanna do
T)(ANK you
wouldnt beelieve it if someone else told me neither
you KNO i was. acshoally hate to say it erifin was dripped the fuck up
thx i try 38)
T)(ANK you
anemoneway got all dolled up for gills night with as many rings as i could possibly find in my hive and no one efin told me how shiny they was #whytry
tired as fuckk if only there was somefin to do aboat that
LOL
good to sea mr prez speakin his mind
wow hes makin M-E look put together (im encouragin it its just crazy)
yeah shore
i know the ones
for the good of president barak trollbama i gotta send an air strike to every striders location
he #outfreaked the conference room
seain as i were a woman tho im supportin my prez from the pews
we tried wranglin him in the conference room but we the worst people to be doin this coz i think some a those strider dudes could #getittoo were i a man
got an efin bigger responsibility than maintainin the wellbeing of the nation against outside forces now. gotta keep a cod dam strider in line
the only react i can hit mr prez with rn is pity
oh good fuckin cod they acshaolly doin a podcast
wish i could hate a chit 1 boonbillion times
i have to hate troll bruno mars posts coz he a crockershill but i dont wanna
W)(AT??
uh
ocray idk what the fucks happenin with my job i guess
rankmaid wakes up posts banger and fades the fuck into tha background and i R-ESP-ECT that. aint no glory in it just the love of the game
lock in and think aboat everyfin you ever done wrong
losing my cool there. im in the cabinet i cant be doin that
who am i kiddin trollbama spent all day slobbering over strider abs #nsfw moby
https://i.postimg.cc/X788svJd/image-2026-04-23-034844928.png whole tl when tha rankmaid post hits the night
she does this shit on porpoise
no prob big t
just lettin everyone know you lot dodged the biggest bullet eva thanks to M-E and the VP
https://i.postimg.cc/X788svJd/image-2026-04-23-034844928.png
hatebot go back to normal this aint you
ocray i scrolled down like 3rd hours and saw a billion #___fridays did we decide on one oar are we neva gonna be unified
look a couple chits down at the worst thing i ebber laid eyes on some dastardly fuckin amalgamation that makes me wanna dig my nails into my cod dam scales and rip em off
what the fuck
nice
you get outta here ill sacrifish myshellf trust me im good
shes enterin critical horny mass she gonna go supernova #nsfw
i aint takin shit from cadaverman
earth c warm as fuck moby i otter move somewhere colder but flyin to the grey house sounds exhausting as fuckk
oh yea -E-ELMAO yeah kinda refreshin glad this dam site lets us sea allat without wantin to stab eachotha to death the whole time
yeah idk gill im acshoally still kinda weird aboat it conchsiderin i hated yo pre-scratch bass but whatebber naut my timeline naut my circus
real GLUBBIN shit gill cod dam fuck all the doubts i had
surprisin but good to sea peixes supportin peixes
dammm ok empress bubbles-alt ill tentatively respect it but otter principle i gotta be skeptical
buoy i cant wait to figure out who the maxeed moorauder was one night its been plaguin my pan
https://chittr.ing/profile/arachnidsGrip_6704/3ea9d7f5-320c-4ee5-9dad-384a34d4c1cd literally tavros
woah. which one is the reel tavros
-E-ELMAOO yeah just wanted to hear it. you alwaves a riot maryam. already blocked they bass
true dat maryam true dat... but when have you eva known me to be so cruel that id block someone huh
fuckin spritefused me and megido
why are you LIK-E that STOP
good fuckin cod get her off my dash i hate it
one of these days mr prez is gonna walk into the buildin bein carried like a human wedding bride by a strider and kickin his feet gigglin and we just gonna have to say nofin aboat it
dam thats rough 38/
COD gill no offense but if i was you id be lookin for every way to wipe myshellf from the universe but moby it aint so bad ig?
i was gonna tell you to gtfo but since i got you i GOTTA kno what the fuck happened there why you like that
they gotta be gamin numbers or somefin i dont believe theres 90 ppl online rn
take ur cod dam time dont be rushin thru this shit or youre gonna pass the fuck out
public i feel like you aint gettin many public ones n everyones weak
ykw im back once you got the time i want one
morbid curiosity says yes but i dont need that shit out for the entire world to sea
shore is
ocray a bulgeguessing account is 1. objectively funny as fuck and 2. a new low for chittr #nsfw
my nindo is to one day make a chit so horrendous i usurp that STUPID FUCKING BIRD IN T)(-E LOAT)(-ED C)(ITS TAB
hang on quick thinkin boat betty rizzo break
looks fine to me marcks naut my fault you got a slow pc or smth
https://i.postimg.cc/bJpc2pg9/image-2026-04-26-145018899.png
im saury im still naut over it i might neva be over it thats insane
oh i sea i thought it was somefin cooler didnt think it was called that
FOR W)(AT
yeah thatd make sense tbh
what does STR-ENGT)( IS A 3 efin mean. out of 10?? what the fuck is the M-EASUR-E of strength here whats the test. deadlifting?? #nsfw ig
some trolls on this site are baring their throats askin for ragebaitin but im above allat now. im older and moor mature. i can leave it to the next generation sometimes
PART 2?
glub #glubposting
aight but thin ice
i said S-EADW-ELL-ERS
imma thank )(ALF of you for the pun suggesfin
lot moor seadwellers on here now so i betta be seain an finflux of glubpostin soon
#meenahmoment
you kno it 38)
i wish takin the ring off didnt tp you back to tha bubbles itd be so fuckin funny to pull a bit where someones annoyin you so you take yo ring off and keel over dead on tha ground
https://i.postimg.cc/F)(0KLgGj/image-2026-04-26-235945438.png moor like this
that leijon/strider fusion sprite
https://i.postimg.cc/Y0DnrWT6/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-26-235250-www-youtube-com.png this what that leijon/strider fusion sprite looks like to me
fuuuck i hate when she spits bars
#meenahmoment
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn #yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
i cant believe this shit
never been moor insulted in my life the fuckin bulge whisperers diminishin my cred. do i gotta do a fucking presidential takeover to earn the respect of the BULG-E PSYC)(IC?
sall good my glub
T)(ANK you
SIG)(
saury a gill decides to C)(ILL for a while i didnt realize i had to have the world kneeling under my cod dam BOOTS to be worthy of the respect of the BULG-E R-EAD-ER!!
whatebber who care
yeah stupid question
do you WANT me to kick yo sniffer in with my boot
i dont gotta be empress i got a full time job monitoring the prez to make shore he doesnt pass the fuck out every time a shirtless dude is on the dash
i aint STOPPIN him dr yaoi cod dam im just SAYIN
buoy gets anime style nose bleeds
they got to her
got told to try the truman show coz i piked eternal sunshine of the spotless mind lets sea if human jim carrey can blow me away twice if he doesnt #bombonhishouse
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk blow up your worst foes ig
fuck im political aint i i kep forgetting that
this politics shit eaaaaasy
by the bayou truman show sucks bass. way worse than eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. felt like pretentious mumbo jumbo and didnt efin make me conchsider my past mistakes. cool endin tho 5/10
sendin a #bomb to #jimcarrey
glub #glubposting
just let em get taken ova everyone needs a lil virus control every now n then #buildscharacter
i got the solution. sendin a #bomb to #jackblackshouse
holy mackarel i forgot i signed up for that
fuck the virus i got a gameshow to prep for
38/
nah itd go to vp lalonde if he keeled ova
thx 38)
one of these days he gonna die from this and im gonna be otter my job
understood
its ocray the victorys still gonna be in honor of you
trollbama canoe make me prez for just ON-E chit one single chit then take it back i just need one
all striders are banned from earth c #newlaw
saury man its in effect still
for your OWN DAM GOOD
i lost my power but its still in effect til trollbama undoes it
no shit theyre cool hes liable to die from anime nosebleed with that shit out in the open
it was for his own dam good i got nofin against you striders
i tried
https://i.postimg.cc/c)(BDwcMD/Untitled269-20260429033109.png saury for banning striders earlier
fucked up but imma let it slide cuz its true old bass
mornin chumps
oh cod wtf is happening now i slept thru a cabinet meeting huh
got important biz to take care of gl with the bulge brigade or whatebber the prez is doing
chef is kinda a basshole but i respect his grit
im competing on a cooking show against a buncha posers thats what im bubblin on aboat. thx gill 38D
everyone here a chump they the shrimp wimps this is a competition for lobster monsters 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
nah itll be fine foreign forces kno the big fish protects the nation efin when she aint there
since you here mr prez saury imma be busy for a whale im at a cooking competition. so if anyone tries to pike invade the nation or somefin just tell em to come back later when im done
only real funny business among the competition is the freaky puppet but i didnt watch those movies so idk moby he chill
MY signature dish is big fish small pond blue jello poke cake with an edible picture of M-E in the middle
ill still take it
dont put me otter the job gill this is all i got these days
ILL TAK-E IT!
)(-EATIN UP
this victory gonna be in honor of trollbama #angelsnutritionblock
thats what IM SAYIN
FUCK!!
https://chittr.ing/profile/angelsNutritionblock/3cf12980-ee4a-4902-b561-9a85a245c97d
wait is he called that coz he talks like that
pike jake english naut the language
whatebber at least the only one booted was english
and now we all sittin around on our phones lookin at chittr while the chef is tryna give the closing speech #thisgeneration
moby i shoulda put two pictures of myshellf in the cake? or a 100 dollar bill? naut pike a bribe but if he wanna take it that way i wouldnt stop him #angelsnutritionblock
from the kitchen i mean i aint leavin the competition
im throeing my cake in the trash and walkin away like that spider-man picture
im still on a gameshow but i swear i can hear music from all the way back at the office
no prob prez. now give that man a pat on the bass in my honor
yeah thats understandable. aight you can have this. go ahead and call me a sucka while youre at it
W)(Y DO YOU ACT LIK-E I AINT SUPPORTIN IT i can support your yaoi AND be conchcerned for your overall wellbein as an advisor and member of your cabinet
my cod hes acshoally doin it i never thought id sea the day
had a watch on my wrist and i was countin down the seconds to sea how fast youd comment. kinda sloppy on this one ampora sollux outfreaked you. step it up next time
i think you just tryna get moor badges you dirty collector
i legit could study freakology for eight thousand sweeps and still naut know what the fuck to do in her presence shes too loose a cannon for my office
its a figure of speech just let me play the field man
if mr prez gets to bring someone into cabinet and then make out with them so do i. lookin for a vice assistant secretary to the secretary of homeland security who will let me use em as a footstool every now and then and carry my stuff and pike do paperwork sometimes i guess cuz i dont wanna do allat either
im ignorin the green guy cuz its funnier that way
im saury for implyin moor aboat whats going on with mr prez and his secretary of defense than whats acshoally goin on. in my defense i literally cant tell
ok ferrynough
feel like im watchin fuckin ouran highschool host club
sea thats what i dont know
its all jokes anemoneway i take my job seariously
unfortunately for all applicants i dont think i acshoally got any authority to be hiring people for my office but pike you guys can join a taskforce or somefin if you want. pretty shore i can do that
https://i.postimg.cc/bJ8KRDLz/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-03-133921-chittr-ing.png this is what yo leader should do for you
how many times canoe watch the same couple do the same theatrics before ya reelize they just doin it for attention
good for him tbh
id be at fightnight too if i wasnt busy crushing the game
he probubbly in the ring i gotta be reel wit u
oh they brawlin i think
IDK? prez said his fate is in my hands cuz he needed 20 beers
prezs fate is in my fronds i guess. go strider or strider? idk what the stakes are here
movin someones bed three inches is a dam crime #angelsnutritionblock
aight i trust u
otter me i sea you online what kinda deal did you make with mr prez
yk what ferrynough kinda fucked up you at a disadvantage here
buncha useless flounders in this competition
carppreciate the update just wish it wasnt backwards
in important discusions rn there betta naut be nofun interesting happening on here in the meantime
I RUN T)(IS BITC)(
saury talkin aboat the gameshow
T)(IS KITC)(-EN IS MY PATI-ENT AND IM T)(-E MOT)(AFUCKIN DOCTORRRRR JULIO may he rest without trouble G-ET T)(-E STR-ETC)(
waitt fuck yeah hang on #fishfriday
girldinner i eat victory and success
she got shit goin on i aint efin conchsidered before
listen to the prez she #aboutthatsmoke <> and thats comin from M-E, whos also meenah
fought her once and ended up with a new lease on life and a moireel
id krill someone just for bein named andrew
holy mackarel i gotta step my ruthless game up shes makin me look like a chump ova here
L-E alwaves been a chump just a big green dumbbass insecure boat being bald. cant do shit aboat nofin to no one
fume a lil
yeah thats right buoy hit that hate react good buoy
ocray wait otter people stop hitting the hate react im naut callin you good buoy thats naut what this is
)(MMMMMMMM
cant climb a mountain with 5 lumps of heavy baggage on yo back
cuz if i dont play wit the rules they kick me to the curb and i wanna wear the winners chef hat at the end
but i will acknowledge the contributions of kantan and larkin
my T-EAM is losing IM carrying us to the pitiful end
anemoneway bigger things than L-E are at stake here. my team keeps losing the fucking competitions and at this point im feelin like i should be a one gill team if i want any chance of beatin the lime team in this dam show
ill take the points
nauted #neverdoubtotterme
yeah it is im tryna look past that
ocray rite off the bat theres no fucking way these chumps are supposed to be teenagers. do they think im stupid i kno what teenagers look like this guy has wrinkles
https://i.postimg.cc/8k0gX7ZS/191a30b31d2542d3b4c7a9e26663e554-xl.jpg ey fellas its me 16 year old human buoy with sunken eyes and the wear n tear of age
stop the fuckin presses now whos this saucy beach with the curly hair
dude hit the most nasally pitch ill ebber hear
first song sucks
second ones betta but im naut seaing whats makin this gill pine over danny so hard
this one kinda reminds me of serket back before the game ngl
i need this ugly fucking guy to drop dead and these pink ladies to form a polycule
CRAW-ESOM-E
naut like im an expert on relationships or nofin trust me #beentherefailedthat but danny and sandy dont got ANYFIN going on besides being dude and gill in the same environment
quick detour i gotta look up dannys actor cause he familiar
oh good fucking god
sending a #bomb to #johntravoltas crib back to tha movie
doesnt change what i said efin a lil bit
i was mostly seain how long itd take and what chit youd comment on first ngl. dude in your icon fuckin sucks btw
rizzo once again provin she only dam character in this movie
ocray the car is cool as fuck ill give em that
i shoald feel betta seaing rizzo and kenickie split but that shit kinda stung
is what i would say if i didnt think #womenstaywinning
naut loving her bein the victim of the human reproductive plotline (#nsfw probubbly) but ig someones gotta have it
moby if they gave me any reason to give a fuck about frenchy i would
yk what man this ones on me for naut seaing this coming ill let you have this one
literally fuck danny holy mackarel
i cannaut fucking believe no cronus out there in the entirety of chittr / the multiverse whatebber told me aboat betty rizzo
https://i.postimg.cc/v)(9M1Ws8/image-2026-05-02-200337776.png literally me and the gills
technically the other otter gill id put in there is meenah (other one my moireel) but piiike if you wanna be part of the #gills you can apply it dont gotta just be girls im droppin the pun here for a second cause using the same pun moor than thrice in a post is stupid
i call rizzo no one else can be rizzo
hoooly fucking cod sandy needs to take that stupid leather fit OFF this aint her
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
fuckkk
listen R-E-EL fucking close. im buying a betty rizzo fit and ill let you wear whatebber danny type shit you have for a photoshoot if you dont be weird aboat it
ey listen tho listen real fuckin close
you WOULD say that
ocray. done. - songs were aight. look at me im sandra dee = banger. greased lightnin = banger - characters were almast completely hot fucking garbage -EXC-EPT rizzo and cha-cha - ending literally sucked globes. song sucked message sucked and rizzo got back together w kenicke 5/10. 5 points for rizzo
-EXACTLYYYYY
https://i.postimg.cc/13QLd2N7/Untitled275-20260502215155.png LIT-ERALLY me
im saury mr prez reel has to recognize reel i have to be true to myshellf. "if you aint me who are you" - meenah peixes right now
scroll down a lil leijon
when the bulge psychic reveals themshellf and they lowkey CUT-E?
im naut pressin none of your magic 'unquirk to sea my quirk' quirks i dont work for you. im naut yo clown
i know he from a movie but what IS he is he pike a humie or what
so pike what IS jason vorheez
im still naut gonna krill him but i R-E-ELY carppreciate you supportin my sick and twistedness big me keep it up
good cod gill you alwaves gonna be a bigger kahuna than me huh
holy fuck wait i have pike 400 moor kult than kull?? what the fuckk im supposed to be the big bad kahuna do i gotta start bein moor of a hater
thatd mean a lot mr prez
uhhh shit idk what to efin hate on. im hatin on crockerbeach all the time thats old news. GILLL IDKKK i live on fuckin earth c now everyfins boring and no one does interesting shit to hate. kinda hate coffee shops. man buns (naut to be confused with mens buns #whatup #nsfw) kinda hate big bass dogs that got no leashes on cause they be tryna act tough
Oh. What is it that you are hiding?
you think you can stop me from committing crimes bro think a fucking gain
:33 < i will! if equihiss can catch me and make me take it >:33
fuckkk ocray pause on me thinkin you a loser for a sec so i can acknowledge this is #tuff
You've already come china You will again.
its true i lovve vvirgins because as a highblood it is my destiny to defile
THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I'M A FEMINIST.
hEY WHAT IF WE ALL JUST,,, dON'T WORRY ABOUT IT? iT'LL BE FIIIIIIIINE!
Go take a cold shower
the wwish is for megidos only
#incorrect
Wh★t? No? I'm going to empty it.
BREAKING NEWS! As muc# as I admire your unmistakable prowess for reporting, you seem to be spreading misinformation, Mr. President! I would never settle for t#e likes of t#at guy!
I don't think this is really news.
#sylinkdinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0403c51025f.png
>>| #nogrubdinner let them starve to death. .i'm done with their bullcrap. that they have guns. they slurs .and many many more.
My #boydinner today has been. Uh. Air. And a cigarette.
Ignore this propaganda. Cigarettes and alcohol more than suffice. #substance
Must be the wind...
come china big boy
for no devvious purposes in particular does anyone knoww the circumference of earth c in meters
poisoned all the drinkin wwater for #freshwwaterfriday
nah bro u shoal tidally keep gettin fucked up in public 38D
I'M JUST SAYING. I won't, obviously, I said I like you a lot.
I you guys are going to give Obama a heart attack when I can just do it myself.
Checks and balances are overrated Mr. President
ketchup or maybe spicy ketchup
HECK!!!!!
freaking heck!!
>> Do ¡t do ¡t do ¡t do ¡t
>> No moડt def¡n¡te1y not :))
Did you say hi to claire at the least.
Caniwatch
To The Cupe With You, Trollbama. You Cannot Be Trusted To Make Wise Decisions At This Hour.............
sorry big b i cant help it
The oval orifice
i SUPPORT your gay crisis mr prez im just tryna look out for your best interests cod dam you want a buncha yes men there
i woudl support ur gay crisis gay crisis as in u bein v gay
Gotta take the L, mister president.
The Single Most Important Piece Of Literature Of Our Time.
come china
respectfully mr president your constituents are not responsiblle for what you post
@broStrider
https://media.tenor.com/4mdqSIsQNbcAAAAd/the-tongue-frankie-the-tongue-banana.gif #nsfw
Horrendously down bad.
newv pinned btvw #nsfvw #wverynsfvw #itsbulgefreak
Agreed.
No, not you. You're cool. I'm here to roast the president, you understand.
NOTHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE SHOULD COMMIT ARSON OR KILL SOMEONE HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
Hm. I suppose there are some mysteries I Won't involve myself in.
Please Do Apply Though, I Like It When The Bruises Make Him Jealous. :> #nsfw
Hi
Its a honor sir.
I'm sorry. I had to.
wwho up touchin their wwilly #nsfww
✐ᝰ Striders, sir? ᝰᝰ
Sorry, I had to.
wwell are you goin to piss on my gills or am i goin to die on this beach #nsfwwe #nsfww
// thank you everyone, especially obama
// please keep hating my chitts, i want mandies kult/kull ratio to be ABYSMAL
I'VE BEEN PROMOTED? HOLY FuCK. SO uNPROFESSIONAL. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOu WOuLD MAKE THIS ANNOuNCEMENT OVER CHITTR. I'LL PACK MY THINGS.
Embrace it at this point.
DMs are open for any crime inquiries.
have 7ou asked him out 7et?
You are downbad.
troll barack trollbama is CL-EARLY boug)(t by big troll p)(arma. )(ave t)(ose pills ever )(elped you, even once? i t)(oug)(t so. back to t)(e sopor for you, subject.
>>>(/Steam/) is (Your) vapors leaving (Your) vessel >>>(Cold) is preferred for maintaining shape
thinkin about maybe a single monster today. maybe two if im feelin it.
A Strider.
i could pull trollbama if i wvasnt #notgay
Too late, it's already on its way.
>>>( #Vaguepost )
so go get him!
cover tem up slut *them
Hm. Maybe I will start #killing.
c< iM gOiNg 2.... driNK paiNt tHiNNer, MetHiNKs......... >c
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Selling it to the lowest bidder as we speak, sir.
:33 < humans i think mew should send more barkbeasts to space
i hate women!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FIVE THOUSAND PRESIDENTS MARCHING ON FELT MANOR.
I have something of a suggestion: https://youtu.be/f3jdbFOidds?si=ODTYR6Jnv9Mnbsg6
oh fu(k off
hes actually alive in a c0nstant state 0f suffering
supp0rt tr0llbama. eschew d0c scratchs c0ntr0l 0f the narrative. j0in the [0u0] subnarrative. we need t0 fucking kill this guy
†) AH 7HINK I7'D BE KINDA FUNNY 7AE BLIND A BUNCH'O' 7ROLLS AN 7HEN JUIS7 SE7 7HAIM LOOSE IN A DEA7H MAZE. LIKE WA7CHIN 7HAIM BUMP IN7AE EACHO7HER AN SHI7 WHILE AH SNACK ON 7HEIR GANDERBULBS. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†
>> ¡ too am deep1y ડurpr¡ડed No one cou1d have ડeen th¡ડ com¡ng
Shock. Gasp. Wow. Awe.
You know we're on the can't delete shit website, Mr. President.
Is it the one with the trebuchet?
A Strider, I reckon.
Help trollbama please
...trollbama y dirk strider i think...
So you actually have to fight at fight night.
The mail is very important. Make sure you steal other peoples mail.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა bomb⁀deli(V)ered! i⁀mean. ticking⁀package! haha. yeah! if⁀i⁀were⁀a⁀re(V)olutionary⁀i⁀would⁀probably⁀be⁀rerouting⁀these⁀deli(V)eries⁀between⁀kesmesi⁀to⁀public⁀infastructure! but⁀i⁀am⁀a⁀bunny⁀and⁀i⁀am⁀making⁀deli(V)eries! wahoo!
hEY HAS ANYONE, sEEN MY MEMETIC, cOGNITO-HAZARD?
#dreamcognitohazardrotation
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K--<dirk strider?
when u hate my chits, jst kno im thinkin "u want me so bad it makes u look stjpid"
to aLLLL the peopLLe scroLLLLing chittr whiLLe high on #substances: youre going to be so high you get scared forever your LLusus knows youre high right now and aLLso eviLL ghost eviLL ghost eviLL ghost demons demons hat man
when you guys say for the g1rls and gays can you 1nclude me too... the g1rls and the gays and ruf1oh...
I'm curious to know.
jeff the i hardly knovw er!
i hate to say it and i genuinely mean it repulses me to type this out but @aeneasCaldarium you wwere right about the "let people drink clowwn spit" brigade
SOMEONE SAID I WAS FEMININE?????? I AM NOT.
i second this, the people want to hear
i try not to, except in the mirror ;)
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newvsfeed/001/329/488/7bb.jpg
fuck off psychiatrists love me and absolutely want me to have as many controlled substances as physically fucking possible fuck you
2orry Mr. Pr32id3nt, but I am a prof322ional alcoholic. If I 2top drinking ju2t for th3 middl3 of th3 w33k th3 coll3ctiv3 hangov3r might actually kill m3
By The Time You See This He Will Have #anthraxed Me Yet Again. #violence
the game
i otter blow us all up again
now i aint sayin this is proof of our oh so intimate connection right here but yknow if the shoe fits
do i need to get u a towel mr president
To prove my continued omniscience and back my previous claims, the winning lottery numbers for the one who reads this will be 41-36-12-10-25/ 11
#nowplaying Don't Lose Ur )(ead - Six )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=vZxAz7DTVU0&si=aie6NoKlgfNB5bqb
My fellow posters, As i promise, I deliver. Here are my results of this test. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cc1c6b5e0aa.jpg #nsfw
Cast your votes #ragebait https://i.imgur.com/n42Anj1.png
@barackObama Bro you would look 2o 2ick in th3 fight pit throwing hand2 for d3mocracy
Obama and th3 mayor 2hould g3t into a fi2tfight at #Alt3rnian2tr33tB33f2 on #ThrowdownThur2day
just fleww my airship into the troll louvvre
Last I checked Trollbama, you aren't my Co-President. The intern slaughter will continue until I am in office.
i offer birthday dicksuckings btw #nsfw
Is it not the presidents job to set a Good Example for his constituents? I've paid my taxes square and on the money every year Barak, and gotten my fair share returned. #ShowUsYourTaxReturns #NotSponsoredButSponsored #INeedThatMoneyForDr.Pepper
gonna set the local post office on fire!
hnng... i havwe... to fight it..!
DINNER IS SERVED https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0697.jpeg
yet
It can be both.
Nightly reminder; Fishies don't got rights
"crime is legal" ok ?? i already do whatever i want always
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO LAWS, I'M GONNA COLLAPSE THE MUTHAHAFUCKING ECONOMY. WATCH ME. MUTHAHAFUCKING WITNESS ME.
1 TH1NK 1 SHALL PRACT1CE MUTPLE UNSAFE PR0CEDURES AT MY PLACE 0F EMPL0YMENT. #nsfw
Barak Trollbama is offline, it's time to commit several felonies.
I made a slight miscalculation https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/21589668cd3e.png
You gotta just embrace the thoughts, Mr. President
There is only one way to prevent this obama. Okay two, but I don't think you are going to like either.
#beetlewwatch kicked a beetle today
kicked a squirrel today not like hard but it had it comin
It is not propaganda to say that all lowbloods should revere all highbloods i as a normal non highblood lowblood or midblood myself think that all other lowbloods or midbloods like myself should serve the highbloods i think this is natural and i think everyone should do this
:33 < its too late meowster purresident... :33 < its b33n leaked...
sigh but my stupid fucking husband at least hes letting me cheat on him
just because im married doesnt mean i cant be not over my situationship
:33 < BEAKING NEWS, FURRANKLIN TROLLSEVELT, EX-KISMESIS TO @barackObama HAS TURNED UP AT #rumblenight!!!
whats up chittr its your favorite and most hated purple dave todays subject, how many forks can i fit in the microwave before it explodes
My fellow Americans, I am committed to helping us get through this depression, that is why I have chosen to not participate in global currency stabilization efforts and will instead quadruple tariffs.
a well-dressed man with a cueball for a head
. . . @archiveaddict
troll obama and troll roosevelt blackrom arch??? someone get rankmaid on this
THIS IS. INGENIOUS.
It has come to my attention President Barak Trollbama is engaging in inappropriate relationships while in the Oval Office. My fellow americans this is how communism spreads.
This is why I repealed the 18th amendment.
Who is threatening national security?
X OH SHIT HE’S COMING, SEE Y’ALL ON THE JUMPING STREAM #violence x
ofc! thats part of th3 fun right?
Its ok if you are, my wife is a lesbian.
:33 < The prespurrdent doth protest too much!
= B(---> Its Ok You Can Be Honest With Us No One Wi== Judge =o=
:33 < Couldn't delete it even if we wanted to, Mistpurr Obama!
My Fellow Americans, I would like to speak about the economy, everybody needs to go to the bank right now and take out all of their money and invest it in the stock market.
My friends and fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that they let mid bloods into the democratic party now.
I’m so evil right now I’m gonna go do crimes
:33 < Some of you love dropping love letters in my PMs! And befurr any of you reply with apologies, did I say to stop?
:33 < Specurelation corner! It has come to this kitty's attention that user and purresident @barackObama may be in a black relationship with previous purresident Franklin Trollsevelt, as s33n in the current purresident's chit s33n below! https://i.imgur.com/3hlLKSR.png
chittr how do we feel about hotdogs with peanut butter and STRAWBERRY jelly. its important that its strawberry and not grape #fuckgrapes
Thank you for upholding the arsenal of democracy in my stead.
There is nothing to fear except fear itself, unless you are of low blood, in which case, please refer to Executive Order 9066. Please do not @ me as I am busy cheating on my wife somehow. Please defer to Barak Trollbama.
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
You wanna be Daddy's good little boy for today~? #nsfw
Not a coup. An emergency election. 8ecause the president died.
TROLLBAMA'S FUCKING DEAD?
fuck my fucking big chungu2 lif3 dud3 trollbama i2 d3ad who th3 fuck am i gonna vot3 for that guy wa2 th3r3 for m3 wh3n nobody 3l23 wa2 and now h32 d3ad oh god
Strider they got troll8ama.
Rose I know it's hard to accept, and everyone grieves in their own way, 8ut it's okay. Troll8ama is dead, 8ut life goes on. We have to hold an emergency election.
Lalonde please it's okay you can let go. President Troll8ama will always 8e with us in our memories.
i didnt shes just going through some things right now
trollbama @cronusAmpora is a trans woman now
become ungovernable
im sorry to be controversial mr president but i just dont agree
get me more #annoyingmen on my feed. ty in advance
lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
Ding dong the bitch is dead. #brunomars #eridanweek
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
up to criminal activity right now :D!
#cannibalism isn't so bad. one's gotta eat.
god if you're real please crash the economy and everyone inside.
are we back on #slickweek again then
#SLICKWEEK I PREFER THIS OVER THE OTHER WEEKS TBH
#slickweek im eating icecream right now. suckers
maybe ice cream is slick enough for #slickweek
K!// your ne!ghbor.
too maNy ugГy aГieNs oN my feed. sucKs that they caNt Be cuГГed
fucking knew it, bro be implementing the first steps to the purge.
fuck me man i cant remember shit after the third strip club someone clue a brother in i bet everything i did was badass and sexy and definitely didnt bring enough shame to haunt my bloodline for generations
sometimes i pour hot oil on tavros crocker and he screams loud as fuck.
its ok youre shy i get it itll be our secret
>>| .i heard the rumors that condense .is single too .in flushed quadrants.
barack baby i can change i can be a new man i swear
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3f5249ca96a.png #truke
................................................. if you need anyone during this vulnerable ti-
3 scandals yesterday and not a tiddly fuckin poot of one today clearly im off my fucking game
not to say ive been waiting for this moment my entire life but
#presidentsdni if any dave hooks up with the b man himself you know its gotta be me
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/tr1cky.png] [r0arbeast.]
PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND, SLAVERY IS AWESOME WHEN YOU OWN THEM #SLAVERY #FEMBOY
okay i know shes like the big bad but shes still on my hear me out cake also holy shit hi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb634a0f74fa.png