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Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute

him superior male address reveal at 10k kult

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 1265Kull Score: 500611 followers20 following
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OFFISHCIAL JOSEEPH MOTTHR STSTEEMNT deearr e-ryonee, i knoo i-ee saidd soeem prretty *cky crazzy tihngs in the passt adnd i-ee mustg-e offdnded a lott of u. andd for taht im so ssuprr sorry :( i kno** thrrs rlyy nothingg i couldd say tht *ouldd mke e-erytonee ccontnt *ith tihs apology so inssted ill sho* u taht acttions speeak loudr tahn *orrds. i *illo be elea-ign thiss platforrm unttik furtthr nottice. i **ll only retrurn *heen i feel sss if i-ee grro**n n chcnged ass a troll. to tohsee i-ee hurtded im soo increedibnky sory. i hoeep onee nihte u can didnd it in ur pusshrs to forgi-ee me but i alsso undrsttnd entrirely if u cannt. i *ldd alsso liek to apologgize to zuccciaaa. i prromisee i **ll doo bettr and from no** on be teh bestt matespritt i cn be. tankl youu all forr readdimgg ha-e a ggood litte joeee mamaa

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Kult: +2
Total: 2

OFFISHCIAL JOSEEPH MOTTHR STSTEEMNT deearr e-ryonee, i knoo i-ee saidd soeem prretty *cky crazzy tihngs in the passt adnd i-ee mustg-e offdnded a lott of u. andd for taht im so ssuprr sorry :( i kno** thrrs rlyy nothingg i couldd say tht *ouldd mke e-erytonee ccontnt *ith tihs apology so inssted ill sho* u taht acttions speeak loudr tahn *orrds. i *illo be elea-ign thiss platforrm unttik furtthr nottice. i **ll only retrurn *heen i feel sss if i-ee grro**n n chcnged ass a troll. to tohsee i-ee hurtded im soo increedibnky sory. i hoeep onee nihte u can didnd it in ur pusshrs to forgi-ee me but i alsso undrsttnd entrirely if u cannt. i *ldd alsso liek to apologgize to zuccciaaa. i prromisee i **ll doo bettr and from no** on be teh bestt matespritt i cn be. tankl youu all forr readdimgg ha-e a ggood litte joeee mamaa

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@destinedKiller[DK]

...

all is right. good light losers.

Kult: +9
Kull: +25
Total: 34
Ratio: 0.36
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YUCKY PENNY
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Unraisinably Hated 100K
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Choke.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

mad as fuck *ho sells missiles

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

@markZucc this is your fault.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
pansexual
love yourself
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@packageHandler[PH]

well how'd that work out for ya, ya stupid motherfuCker? (=

im not the type to beg for nook. ill ask for it 150 times and after that? psh. bye skank

Kult: +7
Total: 7

speaking of, since you *anna tag me in stupid lo*ie discussions, *here the fuck are you, cheech. i see youre not laying on the floor or on your knees sucking me silly style soooo. @markZucc

Kult: +60
Kull: +86
Total: 146
Ratio: 0.70
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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

my question was innocent. why hold onto someone you don't like?

its fun. and the heads good

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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

sounds like a fancy way of saying. no one else will have you.

i literally ha-e dozens upon dozens of ser-ants at my disposal, i can ha-e anyone i *ant. she should be grateful i chose her.

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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

servants. so. people you pay to tolerate you?

i pay people to clean my ablution block and make my meals and occasionally thro* it back on big joe.

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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

we're saying the same thing.

no not really

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pen
mightier than the sword
@excisedOmmatidium[EO]

good luck. big joe.

@markZucc dont piss me off, i kno* you see this shit.

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

p:ssblOod jo.bs: • battery • gett:ng mad o.n ch:ttr do.t :ng • ??????

Kult: +55
Kull: +57
Total: 112
Ratio: 0.96

M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Y3@h you pr3tty much n@il3d it, lol Som3 oth3r on3s just t@lk @bout comput3r shit ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

o.h yeah • fuck:ng the:r co.mputers what can we say were astute

C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/lul/Downloads

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

you forgot being #unemployed THANK you very much.

M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ W@it fucking th3 comput3r is @ctu@lly pr3tty d@mn funny. I got @ guy I c@n s@y th@t to LM@O ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

happy to. help 👍

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@catchingMycelium[CM]

m:ght be wro.ng but were th:nk:ng be:ng unemplo.y=D m:ght no.t be a jo.b

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

it'S on my resume?

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

dro.p that sh: rh https://glo.sso.l:al:fts.co.m/careers/appply

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

h:ghblOod adv:ce: :nstead o.f gett:ng angry yo.u can put that energy to.wards so.meth:ng pro.duct:ve l:ke hurt:ng o.thers

Kult: +82
Kull: +77
Total: 159
Ratio: 1.06
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Helmed
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friend of PASCAL!
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Indie Artist Life!
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: incorrect. />

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

mental :ssue

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Helmed
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: try again. />

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

p:ssblOod :ssue

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Helmed
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Indie Artist Life!
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: pi|otbattery, actua||y. input; statement: but- input; statement: i was going to say 'nice try' but then i wou|d have been corrected for |ying. [#vio|ence] />

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

whatever

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Helmed
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; query input; query: is that supposed to upset me or something action; statement input; statement: it is just stupid & wrigg|erish. congratu|ations on acting |ike a 5-sweep o|d. />

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@catchingMycelium[CM]

can yo.u charge my palmhusk :ts o.n l:ke 10%

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Helmed
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friend of PASCAL!
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Indie Artist Life!
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: no i cannot. obvious|y. />

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@catchingMycelium[CM]

patent=D o.r:g:nal #gustho.ught actually

theyre talking about sticky shameglobes no*

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Flushed One
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Crabby Communicator
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
first guardian
with infinite power comes infinite responsibility
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@gardeningGirl[GG]

ewww.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

the best part of being me is ho* e-erything seems to come up big joe. no matter ho* much you hate on me and tell me to kill myself, im still the one *ith the smoking hot matesprit, the large hi-e *ith ser-ants to boot, and and endless amount of caegars to do *hate-er the fuck i see fit *ith it. and you all are still in your lusus’s basement, jerkin it to bug porn or *hate-er the fuck you losers find attracti-e. i *in.

Kult: +42
Kull: +54
Total: 96
Ratio: 0.78
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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Wtf are yoou jerkin it too then

my matesprit duh that and *hate-er i land on *hile scrolling through pailhub

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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Everyoone oon Pailhub coomes froom bugs yoou stupid fucking mooroon we all doo

doesnt mean i *anna jerk my *riggly to that shit dude

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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
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The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Alien freak oor a pickme?

normal troll actually aha,

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Mars Insignia
the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Idk man too me it seems like yoou're intoo soome real freaky uncoonventioonal shit if that's yoour reactioon too average insectooid poornoography

bảy đêm.

im ne-er *rong e-er bt*

Kult: +2
Total: 2

message to all the fuckable lo*ies out there: go gi-e that highblood in your life a bulgejob. its only the only thing that makes you ha-e any sort of -alue.

Kult: +7
Kull: +10
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.70

all young trolls *ant to do is pop pills, smoke *eed, get drunk, lay around, suck bulge, eat hot chip, charge their husk, get a se*-in *ea-e, t*erk, be bisexual, eat grubdonalds, *ash their nook in the sink, lie, take selfies, and talk shit thru *ifi cuz their husk ne-er on

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40
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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

im Young tTrolllllls apparentTlllY

sleeping in cupe is a thousand times easier *hen you dont ha-e a pint-sized squeakbeast kickin you in the middle of the light

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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mArk of the beAst
mwAh!
Squeaky
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bisexual
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Flushed One
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@markZucc[MZ]

:( | sA|dd | ws sorrry

↩ @markZucc[MZ]

*rong ans*er. you stay on the floor until further notice.

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member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
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@crestfallenAwareness[CA]

> they hate me cau2e they a1n't me <

Kult: +27
Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35

i might be you aint checked @

↩ @yovahaCool[YC]
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@crestfallenAwareness[CA]

> 1m pretty 2ure you haven't been g1ven metanarrat1ve awarene22 <

yes i have dickfour. aint rlly a rare crop of people @

i got a good chuckle out of that aha

Kull: +2
Total: 2

i think middies are underrated. they ha-e a cute superiority complex because of their caste position. thinking that theyre better than a majority of the population *hen theyre on the exact same le-el as them. it makes it e-en more fun *hen you remind of their place in the *orld: catering to the *hims and needs of highbloods. that and teals can suck a dent out of a shuttlebuggy door aha

Kult: +140
Kull: +163
Total: 303
Ratio: 0.86

only birds you guys should be talking about on my post are tits ok take the nature talk some*here else papas tryin to score

tits arent as good as mimicry. cute songbirds though.

yew didnt really have a chance anyway 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 but yew definitely dont 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 if nature talk bores yew 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

the only nature i care about is a nice bush hello

im like 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 a hiᰍᰍie forest troll 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 yew have to know yewr audience 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

*hale peace and lo-e and *hate-er troll ringo starr goes on about is that good enough can i hit no*

the answer 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 was never going to be yes 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

im -ery persuasi-e i bet you i could change your mind if you just gi-e me a chance.

its not that i feel 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ᰍarticularly ᰍassionate 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 about yewr character or anything 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 im just not really interested in yew 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 sorry 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

i like a challenge.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

*hen are you all going to realize this shit happens and the quicker you come to realize that and accept it, the less annoying it is for e-eryone around you. “*aaaaa *aaaaa my friends got kidnapped” fucking gro* up. *e used to eat fuckers like you for acting like this

Kult: +112
Kull: +180
Total: 292
Ratio: 0.62

theyll be fine. nothing e-er sticks. nothing e-er happens.

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

You’re so pathetic and stupid lmao. Just die already.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

not gay.

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pansexual
love yourself
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@packageHandler[PH]

god shut the fuCk up no one likes your dog ass.

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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
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Chittrclan
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You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ You sure to act l!ke !t. Da!nty l!l th!ng look!ng for hate ba!t a!n’t ya?꠹

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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

violllence tThe avarage guY Ffaces doesntT aFfFfectT You as a viollletT anYwaY, so who are You tTo tTalllk?

im on this *ebbed site so im forced to listen to all you fucking troglodytes bitch and *hine about shit thats *ell out of your control. i can talk about *hate-er the fuck i *ant. thanks.

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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

i can smellllll tThe seetThing across tThe screen

are you sure that isnt just your upper lip

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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

Yea im pretTtTY sure someone's pretTtTY upsetTtTi spaghetTtTi

gonna kidnap my own matesprit can you guys act shocked and sllash or concerned when i do it

Kult: +52
Kull: +25
Total: 77
Ratio: 2.08
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verifiably kitty
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transgender
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Keykeeper
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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

After Temsyk, future alt Kismet, kidnapped Kismet I stopped being surprised #cw-kidnapping

Can you pretend for me tho

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
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@bummelBoogie[BB]

if 7ou want believable a(ting that’s gonna (ost extra

that's a probllem bc i do not engage in the concept of currency

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
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Keykeeper
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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

I'll try

ANYWAYS WHO WANTS TO LICK MY ARMPITS #NSFW #DASWATCHING #FREE THE PITS

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
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Barely Survived
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@twitchingRoadcull[TR]

me plllease

SURE HOMIE

Kult: +5
Total: 5