
Eimzei Odazek
@aggravatedCynic
-Professional Photographer -I said I didn’t want to do this, and my manager said networking is the fuckin future or whatever -I am an asshole

Silly introduction post that I probably should've already done LOL (out of character ofc) Eimzei Odazek, gold blood, and professional photographer. He is very good at what he does, and unfortunately it's given him quite the ego spike. He's your typical nerdy guy, glasses, braces, tall and lanky, standing at a smooth 6feet tall, he's like the worst person to ever have to meet. He's very bitchy and easily annoyed as he believes everyone is beneath him, so he will treat you like so. He has a complaint about every little thing, and he gets a real kick outta being mean for absolutely no fuckin reason sometimes (it has a reason to him. But not one that'd make sense to anyone normal) He's a dick and he knows it, and wears it like a gold star badge. He wants to be disliked, that's what he deserves, everyone should hate him more <3 https://i.ibb.co/XfMTNHcT/Eimzei.png https://i.ibb.co/w2SDpLZ/BLEH.png https://i.imgur.com/Mx50sh4.png

c< ....i caNNOt be feeliNg pitcH 4 tHat assHOle.... augH.... #vaguepOstiNg >c
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ SIGHS LOUD @S F-U-C-K ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Ughhh this stupid PC is still giving m3 issu3s I R3@LLY don’t w@nn@ h@v3 to t@k3 it to g3t fix3d. I h@t3 @sking for h3lp ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
i should destroy all of my enemies...

▲I think i'd have better mental health if i broke more people's jaw▼

[[_it_is_hard_being_me_(awesome)._]]
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Oh d@mn, I n3v3r r3@liz3d my kull r3@ch3d 1,000. Go3s to show how much I p@y @tt3ntion... th@t's funny though ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ I gott@ g3t up @nd do som3thing. I'm goin stir cr@zy, Idk how som3 of y'@ll just sit @round @LL d@y long. ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ ughh, I'm bor3d outt@ my fuckin skull. Didn't 3v3n work tod@y ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ roll3d my 3y3s so h@rd, th3y n3@rly got stuck th@t w@y ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Y@nno, I st@rt3d to s@y som3thing, but th3 tiny littl3 voic3 in th3 b@ck of my p@n th@t functions @s @ minuscul3 conscious s@id Th@t guy’s @ los3r don’t w@st3 th3 thinkp@n pow3r ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Ugh… r3@ding th@t w@s @n @ss@ult on th3 3y3s ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ I should g3t pi3rc3d @g@in… so f@r I’v3 got 3 in 3@ch 3@r, my s3ptum, @nd 2 in my tongu3. my lip sounds so fucking cool but th3 thought of it rubbing @g@inst my br@c3s sounds lik3 it’d b3 fuckin @nnoying ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ H3y, look @t th@t. @noth3r gold blood who c@n’t 3xp@nd th3ir voc@bul@ry p@st th3 words, ‘chud’ @nd ‘los3r’ Lik3 th3r3 isn’t @lr3@dy 1000 of thos3 LOL ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d

♡> there's some fakers out there. 3:
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ som3 of y’@ll t@lk @ lot on h3r3 for p3opl3 who d3finit3ly could not hold @ conv3rs@tion irl ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ Ch3cking notific@tions on h3r3 @r3 lik3 pl@ying th3 dumb3st g@m3 of roul3tt3. It’s 3ith3r @nnoying @sshol3, or @nnoying British @sshol3 ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d

X Some mfs just need a swift kick in the fuckin bulge y’know? #vague x
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ D@mn it. ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ https://i.ibb.co/fVSx55sx/IMG-0950.jpg ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d









