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@cosmopolitanAstute — #abuse

speaking of, since you *anna tag me in stupid lo*ie discussions, *here the fuck are you, cheech. i see youre not laying on the floor or on your knees sucking me silly style soooo. @markZucc

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quad tip: if youre e-er *orried about your partner lea-ing, there are se-eral options to choose from in pre-enting this. one is incapacitating it. this could be physical restraint (chains, rope, duct tape, etc.), through the use of controlled substances (alcohol, pills, injections), or, my personal fa-orite, through exhaustion. for example: say you ha-e yourself a feisty brat *ho just *ants to argue all the time and theyre dead-set on escape. you can do a multitude of things to break it do*n such as destroying -aluables, making sure someone keeps a sphere on it at all times, beating it until it realiz...Read more

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@markZucc ignoring me just makes it *orse. ans*er me.

cheech if you see this, that dress makes you look fat as fuck aha and not on some p h a t shit im talkin BIG

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im celebrating tear them do*n tuesday because the ugliest thing your matesprit can be is o-erly confident

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pro tip: if they say no, just beat em until they say yes. take it from someones *ho is an expert on this topic.

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jodate (joseph update): all the fuckable ser-ants ha-e to *ear shit thats easy access for me. the better of a job the ser-ant does, the less barriers i *ant bet*een us. i-e been makin the sexy ones trot around in *hat can basically double as dental floss. the cold keeps them hungry for *armth and, thus, keeps em coming back to me. follo* for more tips and tricks to keeping your bitches in line

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i just *ant my bitch back cheech this isnt you hear my cries and kno* that im the best youre going to get and ill only be sort of pissed if you come back no*

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unblock me cheech i didnt do anything *rong this *ipe cmon i kno* youre seeing these fuckin posts chichi dont you dare ignore me @markZucc

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putting out my cigs on the ser-ants for fun as they *alk by

matesprit of the s*eep a*ard goes to me. guess *hos cuddled up to me like a little lap barkbeast. i-e been scrolling through these little messages yall ha-e been lea-ing chichi. a*fully cruel lot you all are, getting her hopes up, making her think youre all her friends. im the only friend she needs. but. *e talked it out. i got her set straight. she kno*s her place.

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should-e done that a long time ago no* if youll excuse me im going to go hang out *ith my lo-ely cheech and gi-e her a stern talking to regarding *ho she keeps as friends on here considering i got half of em in my comments telling me take my o*n life haha 👍

oh! *ait! scratch that forgot shes back haha

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things ha-e ne-er been better at my hi-e. chichis back *here she belongs, shes not lea-ing e-er again, ser-ants doin their jobs, im amazingly handsome and fuckable. its *onderful all in all.

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let me clarify some things so i dont get half a million motherfuckers in my dms calling me e-erything but a sead*eller 1. i dont care *hat you ha-e to say or think about me 2. she lo-es it here 3. i didnt abduct her; she came here *illingly 4. neither of us ha-e any intention of lea-ing each other 5. she doesnt need to be “sa-ed”. shes a gro*n ass troll 6. shell be back on here e-entually. no* fuck off and lea-e us be

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the s*eetest most special troll on the planet is mine once again. thank you to e-eryone *ho made this possible. chichis safe and sound in the arms of her lo-ing matesprit *here she belongs.

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chichi im telling you coming back is the only *ay to get rid of me and to make this stop. your little ragtag team of misfits you got constantly in my comments only further exacerbates the ass*hooping im going to disperse on you. the only *ay to make this stop is if you come on hi-e

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