@cosmopolitanAstute — #nsfwe
*hen you put your cigs out on lo*bloods they say all different sorts of crazy shit like “that hurts” “dont do that” “you said you *erent gonna do that again” “ga*kga*kga*k” (personal fa-e)
pro tip: if they say no, just beat em until they say yes. take it from someones *ho is an expert on this topic.
jodate (joseph update): all the fuckable ser-ants ha-e to *ear shit thats easy access for me. the better of a job the ser-ant does, the less barriers i *ant bet*een us. i-e been makin the sexy ones trot around in *hat can basically double as dental floss. the cold keeps them hungry for *armth and, thus, keeps em coming back to me. follo* for more tips and tricks to keeping your bitches in line
let me clarify some things so i dont get half a million motherfuckers in my dms calling me e-erything but a sead*eller 1. i dont care *hat you ha-e to say or think about me 2. she lo-es it here 3. i didnt abduct her; she came here *illingly 4. neither of us ha-e any intention of lea-ing each other 5. she doesnt need to be “sa-ed”. shes a gro*n ass troll 6. shell be back on here e-entually. no* fuck off and lea-e us be
the s*eetest most special troll on the planet is mine once again. thank you to e-eryone *ho made this possible. chichis safe and sound in the arms of her lo-ing matesprit *here she belongs.
chichi im telling you coming back is the only *ay to get rid of me and to make this stop. your little ragtag team of misfits you got constantly in my comments only further exacerbates the ass*hooping im going to disperse on you. the only *ay to make this stop is if you come on hi-e
happy matesprit monday to chichi, the only troll for me.
