Cronus Ampora
@aeneasCaldarium
just another highblood looking for lovwe in all the vwrong places ;) 6'0" and single. dms open ask me things: https://forms.gle/oJue9x88Q6N7nQV19 ((Pfp by @twiceAnnihilated))
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almost) anything: https://forms.gle/FyTW3ifuzF5yDQK9A prelude: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5713fa95-db31-4553-86f1-fb7639ec917f part rose: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/500e1a04-e748-4115-905c-f3c2ef783ea6 part jade: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/813f3a21-ad61-4073-a6af-4c00db303d07 part jane: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/a2091e6e-dc9c-4d27-8f70-4c3e054ec23f part jane recanted: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/b9bd9df4-12ac-4fa7-a228-e8e2f72aa330 part roxy: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/9029d9df-43e8-49c5-b477-a5e23fd1ea1d part aradia: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72f1dfb2-f2da-4f76-81ac-fda6a9993f0c part femkat: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e30425a-3d40-4b07-88b9-0a4fab5759cb part nepeta: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1910b5bc-4c43-4df3-aecf-424650b1bf29 part kanaya: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/f5c26d9a-60a3-4952-94d9-f0584c461658 part terezi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72fdff65-10b5-46b9-ba88-e9bf5db55a28 part wvriska: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5a3a09e7-ca06-4bd6-9556-8a4f6ecf77f7 part feferi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/60e549c6-9d66-4ef3-859b-1b52a86306fd part damara (wvith guest author damara): https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4e4a18e0-79cb-400c-8c82-7e46988cfa17 part femkri: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/dba0f9d2-d902-4c6f-9553-b6544d02d21a part meulin: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1d1512e2-3f8e-4d16-8de2-c4419b300c12 part porrim: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e89b8bb-c8ab-48e3-9894-6b5ce9bfcf0d part latula: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/37d3ff9c-18bf-408b-83ee-0c1d0c792165 part aranea: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/abce19a2-0a70-4e0c-8c74-384163978a51 part meenah: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/08091e7c-e3cb-4e6c-ae34-7cebe7cfdb53 part alternian ancestors: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/480088c1-aee9-4b63-ad57-04ef2d873847 part her imperious condescension, punned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/6ecac8e6-a6ad-492d-9423-a8ebd3aaed60 part her imperious condescension, unpunned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4d5126ed-585c-4994-9182-485bc3777f32 novw for some interesting stats. as as vwriting, part jade is the most hated, wvith a kult:kull ratio of 0.02. part rose and part condy are also belovw a 0.10 ratio. part aranea is the most liked, vwith a ratio of 0.96. part meulin and part ancestors also managed abowve 0.80. that all said, part rose is obvwiously the wvinner for engagement, vwith 5 likes, 4 pities, 82 hates, and 33 mediates as of wvriting, for a total score of 509. engagement dropped off a cliff after that, but i think vwe still had our fun. comment belowv vwith your favworite #cagttl moment!
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yo...?
people nevwer consider just howv much of a product of beforus i am. maybe evwen alternia in some roundabout timey vwimey vway. they just vwant to call me a bad person because im sensitivwe and havwe a fat ass and compliment vwomen evwen vwhen theyd really rather i didnt. if anything, youre the bad guy for not taking all that into account.
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((Fuk u benny))
omg slap me w this template this is so real and awesome of u
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ITS AN ONION……. So glad to see cronus’ onion is based flavored
It’s my first day, and onlymy third can of wwvhat the humans call ‘Axe Body Spray’
1t's hard... 1t's hard be1n a young hustler and nobody understands... };) #bangarang
you realize, of course, this means vwar @gadabouttrickster
hehehe, i dunno. i feel like i've already won! plus it was for a dare. :P
> the recording begins aimed at a slightly dingy looking couch. there are a fewv empty cans of beer on the coffee table in front of it and a pin-up poster of her imperious condescension sitting on a cake behind it. after a fewv moments theres a blue flash and the poster is replaced vwith one of a seal hanging off the side of an iceberg vwith its flippers: hang in there! silence. nothing. > a minute later theres the sound of a car pulling up. then the sound of a door opening. cronus is patting his pockets as he steps into frame. "vwhere is it, vwhere is it..?" he pauses as he suddenly realizes the change in poster. "vwh- my mint condition first edition condy cake number 7 fivwe by eight glossy! vwhat happened-" he turns to face a vwall off-screen and gasps dramatically. "muckrake all secrets revwealed: no kitten around, not you too-" and again. "hilda flour panties? no, no no no..." > he stumbles out of vwiewv, face pale. a ripping sound can be heard before he ambles back into frame. its hard to make out exactly, but hes holding a t.h.i.n.k. poster. "vwhat did they do vwith you..." he drops the poster and it flutters dowvn to the ground. cronus starts jogging around his livwing room, ripping poster after poster off his vwalls, and piling them on the couch. thirty years from nowv it vwont matter vwhat shoes you vwore. hang in there! smile! livwe laugh lovwe. enjoy the little things. hang in there! hang in there! hang in there! > by time hes givwen up, cronus is panting, hunched ovwer, hands on his knees. "shit, no time for this, shes vwaiting on me..!" he runs out of vwiewv; the sound of him stomping up the stairs echoes dowvn. silence. silence. silence. a scream. the sound of someone half-falling dowvn the stairs. cronus careens into vwiewv, holding a can of axe body spray, and absolutely covwered in silly string of all colors. he holds the can up, vwinces, tries once more to spray himself- and earns another splattering of multi-colored mess for his trouble. he yelps and throwvs the can avway to thunk against the vwall. > cronus takes a deep breath as he plops dowvn on the couch, crushing all the posters underneath his ass. "damn it, this dont evwen smell like axe..." he leans tovwards the end table beside the couch to grab for a loose box of cigs. cronus takes one out and slips it betvween his lips. he makes no motion to try to light it. instead he just leans back and sighs- the air passing betvween his lips is enough to send bubbles out the end of the cigarette. > he svwears and tosses the cig avway out of instinct. he sniffs the air, frowvns, then grabs a newv cig from the box. he carefully places this one betvween his lips and blowvs; more shiny bubbles burst from the other end. cronus sniffs again, then shrugs. "guess thats vwhere my axe vwent." he stands up, blowvs a vwhole mess of bubbles, then vwalks through it. "much better." he brushes off as much of the silly string as he can, but misses that a blob stuck to his ass has left one of the hang in there posters stuck to his rump. > cronus starts to head back tovwards the front door, then pauses. he faces tovwards the camera, then smiles vwide. he approaches it then picks it up. the frame shifts to something closer to his povw. "did i leavwe you recording? heh, that i did, that i did. vwell figure out vwhos screvwing vwith me after all... hmm, may as vwell bring you vwith, just in case i need you." he heads outside, camera in towv. his ostentatious muscle car, backed up in the drivwevway, comes into vwiewv. > "vwait a tic-" as cronus approaches the vwiewv hones in on the bumper. theres a sticker: "✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ magic is real ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧". cronus chuckles smugly, crouches, then rips it off. as he starts to stand back up, the camera catches something he misses: a hand reaching out from underneath the car to apply a newv, identical sticker. the feed cuts off soon aftervwards. #substance @gadabouttrickster
hehehe...hehEHEHEHE-- AHHAHAHAHAH! oh my god it went even BETTER than i thought!!! >:D
-E-ELMAO
BX33 < omg
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PUSSY ISLAND WANT ME BAD.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Hid there away from the law sweeps ago... sigh... what days those were.... back on Pussy Island... ]
she doesnt knowv that i knowv that theyre gonna try to ditch me, this is vwhy im gonna fill the gas tank vwith miller lite. #substance
🞜 cmon dude coors blight or bust.
Fill it with soda instead! :)
awesome! profess1onal here! youre go1ng to d1e
-^Add some s∇gar too. Large amo∇nts. Or sand. Or. Water. F∇ck this tank ∇p to the highest degree.^-
reluctant friend: rustbucket city is a myth, vwe should turn back. grizzled mercenary: its getting dark, keep movwing. me (sexy): rustbucket citys real. its a city full of submissivwe gutterbloods, a place ill belong & fit in, its home. i sawv it. eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding.
🞜 girl you work at the guttercade do not act like you are above this.
are you the reluctant friend or the eccentric scientist? quick, choose one.
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ ... Okay? ]
bruh.
@alooflyAdr1ft can be the eccentr1c sc1ent1st th1s t1me see1ng as how 1 was just reluctant about 1t
ONLY 1f 1 get to dr1ve there
yahoo! vwivwa la rustbucket!
hey at the f1rst p1tstop though 1m gonna need you to get some snacks and sh1t. the only guy 1n a group of gals does that k1nd of th1ng, that cool w1th you?
yeah sure i trust this implicitly.
#awesome
i also turn into a beast of depravity in the other sense but thats most people late at night.
would be fun to be a werebunny i more was just trying to be poetic about being horny sometimes.
Fuck it/ Main TL Chit/ I don't care/ Throw me to the Beforans and I will come back a mothergrub/ #NSFW
☆ > What does that mean
>>Hm. This Should Be Framed And Studied.<<
Noth/ing/
I do not recall ask/ing/
to thiNk that this time, the beforaNs would maNage to turN a troll iNto oNe... #refereNce
Throw me to the Beforans and I will come back a mothergrub/
insult me and ill tell you vwhy you suck eggs at insults.
y⚠︎ur butt 🗡s unfresh
no notes, this one stings.
youreee onlyy hndsoem on n|hts end|ng w y
not evwen close to an insult. see me in my office for some after class tutoring.
--E√ Yo lusus so fat I swerved to miss it and ran out of scutʇlebuggy fuel.
doesnt line up vwith my lusus, maybe if it vwere a vwhale or something, totally juvwenile, you ran outta fuel like some kinda poor person... this just dont hurt any feelings, vwhat am i supposed to take avway from this? 4/10.
u couldve served camp as a wizard but u became a low rent john travolta impersonator instead >:3 (idk if u know who that is but just goregle it ok)
vwizards suck bad and are lame, doesnt hurt at all, and obvwiously i knowv human stuff, thats my schtick.
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statement at this time. #purreakingmews #arrest #mugshawties #mugshots #itrolly #drama #gossip #midbloodsjumplowblood!? #outrage #policeviolence #bikinishots
Well, now. This is a sordid tale that I can't miss out on. Do you mind getting me up to speed, @genetrixAdvoc8?
I plead the fifth.
Not even if I offer to 8uy everyone dinner when you get 8ack? ::::)
Yo+u say this as if yo+u didn't *just* get into+ a blo+o+dy fight with Damara last week to+o+. Or are yo+u implying yo+u want to+ get arrested?
just wanna do some evil shit that WOULD get me arrested 3>8(
Try po+litical activism. It's ho+w I was arrested the last few times. Tho+ugh I'm sure even an ex-heiress getting incarcerated is sure to+ cause a majo+r scandal.
UG)()()()( T)(ATS BORINGGGGGGGGGGG
oh, so TH1S 1s where y'all were... damz told me a... very d1fferent story...
YOU ALREADY KNOW. 0u0 #HI. #WYD.
EVERY TIME. -_-“
the docterror told me i havwe bacterial meningitis. i told her that she cant say that, that aint vwoke no more. she may as vwell be telling some hot broad that shes acting hysterical and her poison sacs are travweling all around her bod. typical modern medicine. #misandry #likeiaintgonnanotice #youtellingmeihavwethemandisease #okaylady #iaskedforhernumberafter #shevwrotesomethingdowvn #buticantreadthisshit #fuckmylife
im not gonna hug a he/him all pity-like, thats pretty #notnotgay and im #notgay. it just kinda boggles the pan that vwhenevwer i say that, people are tripping ovwer themselvwes to try to covwer me vwith a rainbowv flag about it.
dude i lllitTerallllllY haventT have had a singllle idea oFf how tThe quadrantTs even work in mY tTen sweeps oFf llliFfe. mightT be because im a sociopatTh??? i aintT gotT no idea. im tTelllllling You im notT gonna tTouch You, butT stTop bugging You on aboutT tThis, as itT is clllearlllY going nowhere due tTo us botTh being stTubborn as allllll hellllll. i belllieve You are #notTgaY iFf You insistT tThatT much tThen... especiallllllY iFf hugging reallllllY is a pallle tThing???
it aint alvways, but the vway you vwere offerin certainly vwasnt because you vwanted to feel me up.
...whY do You keep on insistTing i wanna tTouch You
i just said you didnt! i think youvwe gotta be the #notnotgay one here, pal.
Ffucking obviouslllY im #notTnotTgaY i have Ffucking eYellliner on. doesntT mean i wantT You in speciFfic tThough
vwhoa, just because a fellas got on guyliner dont make him #notnotgay. vwatch it vwith the stereotypes tough guy.
i was saYing i am a crossdresser and Your ass knows tThatT
uhh... no, i didnt? hearing that a fella vwears eyeliner doesnt scream that to me? yknowv that evwery leading man on the silvwer screen is vwearing make-up, right?
i passivwely destroy hope.
:C
sucks to suck. i steal it.
P⚠︎ur h⚠︎pe 🗡n my m⚠︎uth.
hmm... ill think about it.
you look dowvn and vwhat you stole got eroded to rubble and dust.
ill just havwe to steal yours.
you look dowvn. bam. rubble. dust.
nowv vwere both hopeless, look at that. great job big guy.
it used to be you could just vwalk up to a dame, grab her ass, and start sucking face. but nowv theres all this hemming and havwing, evwerythings gotta be this big production. maybe i aint in the mood for a vwhole convwersation, maybe i just vwanna get dowvn and dirty vwith a bodacious bombshell broad. is that too much to ask?
\ 1t's n0t???? when the fuck was th1s ever a g00d 1ntr0duct10n??? /
in the human fifties and vwhen vwandering the dreambubbles, easy.
\ gr0dy, dude /
the chicks dig a lil bit of grode, dude.
Fresh f🗡sh.
:o) Sometimes you say the most despicable things... :o) Hee hee hee
like youd say anything if i slapped your ass right nowv, harpo.
ooh, nevwer heard that one before. color me terrified.
Seeker means what she says.
;o) Hee hee. ;o) Did I say I was criticizing you?
its all been vworth it for this moment.
i respect t)(e gusto buoy give t)(at t)(ang a slap from t)(e empress