Cronus Ampora
@aeneasCaldarium
just another highblood looking for lovwe in all the vwrong places ;) 6'0" and single. dms open ((Pfp by @caligulaAscendit))
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almost) anything: https://forms.gle/FyTW3ifuzF5yDQK9A prelude: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5713fa95-db31-4553-86f1-fb7639ec917f part rose: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/500e1a04-e748-4115-905c-f3c2ef783ea6 part jade: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/813f3a21-ad61-4073-a6af-4c00db303d07 part jane: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/a2091e6e-dc9c-4d27-8f70-4c3e054ec23f part jane recanted: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/b9bd9df4-12ac-4fa7-a228-e8e2f72aa330 part roxy: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/9029d9df-43e8-49c5-b477-a5e23fd1ea1d part aradia: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72f1dfb2-f2da-4f76-81ac-fda6a9993f0c part femkat: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e30425a-3d40-4b07-88b9-0a4fab5759cb part nepeta: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1910b5bc-4c43-4df3-aecf-424650b1bf29 part kanaya: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/f5c26d9a-60a3-4952-94d9-f0584c461658 part terezi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72fdff65-10b5-46b9-ba88-e9bf5db55a28 part wvriska: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5a3a09e7-ca06-4bd6-9556-8a4f6ecf77f7 part feferi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/60e549c6-9d66-4ef3-859b-1b52a86306fd part damara (wvith guest author damara): https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4e4a18e0-79cb-400c-8c82-7e46988cfa17 part femkri: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/dba0f9d2-d902-4c6f-9553-b6544d02d21a part meulin: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1d1512e2-3f8e-4d16-8de2-c4419b300c12 part porrim: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e89b8bb-c8ab-48e3-9894-6b5ce9bfcf0d part latula: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/37d3ff9c-18bf-408b-83ee-0c1d0c792165 part aranea: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/abce19a2-0a70-4e0c-8c74-384163978a51 part meenah: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/08091e7c-e3cb-4e6c-ae34-7cebe7cfdb53 part alternian ancestors: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/480088c1-aee9-4b63-ad57-04ef2d873847 part her imperious condescension, punned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/6ecac8e6-a6ad-492d-9423-a8ebd3aaed60 part her imperious condescension, unpunned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4d5126ed-585c-4994-9182-485bc3777f32 novw for some interesting stats. as as vwriting, part jade is the most hated, wvith a kult:kull ratio of 0.02. part rose and part condy are also belovw a 0.10 ratio. part aranea is the most liked, vwith a ratio of 0.96. part meulin and part ancestors also managed abowve 0.80. that all said, part rose is obvwiously the wvinner for engagement, vwith 5 likes, 4 pities, 82 hates, and 33 mediates as of wvriting, for a total score of 509. engagement dropped off a cliff after that, but i think vwe still had our fun. comment belowv vwith your favworite #cagttl moment!
kinks? yeah, iwve got em. ill play along wvith wvhatewver you need to get your sick kicks too, if youre cute enough. #nsfwv
dont you lowve getting loaded questions wvhen youre dirty talking someone? #suggestiwve
a leading question is one of the best tools in the domtalk toolbox, dont you agree? #nsfvw
:33 < i purrefur a whip purrsonally
i get that some people see strife as a conwversation toots, but i just dont think a wvhip counts as "talk".
Objection, your Honor. Leading question.
the vwitness is being hostile, im allovwed.
:33 < it is though.
sometimes i vwonder howv many of you gals are fantasizing about me. i knowv for a fact the number aint zero. ivwe got some pretty povwerful brand recognition going on. #nsfwv
yeah! its, uhh... ee?
novw this is a classic maneuwver right here.
yknowv ivwe been thinking about it for a vwhile... is your name ee or aradia?
my greatest fear is my subs unionizing. #nsfvw
Actively happening t0 unchained rn
im built different.
ʚ( That's-- A Thing Pe♡ple Can D♡??? )ɞ
uhhh no dont ewven wvorry about it kitten.
thats why you gotta treat eM well! with benefits anD everything
ewveryone likes me.
oh they get plenty of benefits ;) i ewven offer dental.
vwho vwants nudes #nsfwv
i really should thirst trap more. dont get me wvrong, i get a lot outta posting vwhatevwer bullshit comes to mind, showving off my deep thoughts and sharing wvords of wvisdom, but iwve been operating on such a passiwve scale. i havwent evwen posted any nudes on here, aint that vwild? i gotta start saying shit like, "like this post if you vwanna be called a good girl" or something. if i shovwed off evwen an ounce of dom energy, i bet the pathetic subs wvould come running. thats just science. #nsfvw
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ghh. rechitt
yeah i knew i followed you for a reason
once in a while you say somethin.
#wvhatwvouldcronusdo #wvvwcd
ill grant you the second point. you cant do that to me out of ethical concerns.
Damn, if I resem8le a 8utch les8ian, no wonder why I have you so steamed up in my DM's 8efore, I'm just too good. ;;;;) Also, I. Never denied that last part, who said I can 8e 8oth sides of the coin, sweetheart?
Ey, don't 8e mad that my charm is 8etter than yours in regards to the hunnies then, just sounds like a skill issue on your end!
You can't prove that I haven't already started slipping estrogen into your food mrrow! :3
not that i aint enthralled, but can you turn him into a problematic wvlwv somewvhere else?
So you're slipping estrogen into random fish around my hive? Dia8olical work, transing the fish populave just to get at me, I must really 8e in your sights then to have such work done for me!
eh, i tried. i hope you grovw a real personality some night.
wvlvlvlvlwvwllwv. Lol.
And I hope you grow your 8ands and 8itches some night. Get your money up 8efore you get your funny up, 8roke 8oi.
Me when I'm drowning except I'm Riverclan so I can swim so I wouldn't actually drown.
i wvish i could rechit my owvn chits, some of this stuff you people need to see again.
self-improwvement is literally so easy, all you gotta do is do it. #inspirational
/)r u can just be t/)/) c/)/)l 4 any /)f that
literally wvhere im at novw, its awvesome.
yeah but r u actually c/)/)l at this current m/)ment?
uhh yeah?
r u sure
they hate to see a troll italian guy wvho can get a lil snazzy vwith it.
Not me!
youwve literally alvways had my back casper. i knovw youll support me no matter vwhat i do.
No matter what?
they don't know what they're m1ss1ng, bro... don't let the haters get ya down 💪
no matter vwhat!
hell yeah bro 💪
Gulp!
c< sHe says CrONus JuMpscare, tag @tipsyGeNOstalgic >c
c< future Me dMed tHis 2 Me, i dONt KNOw wHat Or wHy, but, sHrug >c
she out my glut until i nuclear bomb 20 times #suggestiwve
You had me untill the tag.
i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i leawve it there sometimes but not this time so i told them if it pops up to let me knowv i called a fevw people wvho vwere at the party but they wvere no help either i vwas starting to get desperate i really dont like being vwithout my penis for too long it makes me feel like less of a man and i really hate to hawving to sit dowvn ewvery time i take a leak after a fewv hours of searching the house and calling ewveryone i could think of i wvas starting to get wvery depressed so i vwent to the kiewv and ate breakfast then as i wvalked dovwn second awvenue tovward st. marks place wvhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the street i sawv my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster owven some guy wvas selling it i had to buy it off him he wvanted 22 bucks but i talked him dovwn to 17 i took it home, vwashed it off and put it back on i wvas happy again, complete people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached but i dont knowv ewven though sometimes its a pain in the ass i like havwing a detachable penis #lyricsposting #nsfvw
take a fucking guess as to the name dipshit.
@confinedAnomaly You mean to tell me that accursed mumbling of yours is a *song?* Caustic. Bitter. Sulfuric.
Damn I didn't kn⚣w it was pers⚣nal like that -3-
that aint a guess.
⚣k ill give y⚣u tw⚣ t⚣ make up f⚣r it "Diary ⚣f Cr⚣nus Amp⚣ra" and "missing my penis"
dude 1 fuck1ng LOVE th1s song, 1t’s so true to l1fe too l1ke wow
chief did you get castrated or somethin what happened
"detachable penis" damn youre dense.
oh. no
i take a look at my enormous penis and my troubles start a-meltin avway (ba-doo-bop-bop) i take a look at my enormous penis and the happy times are coming to stay i gotta sing and i dance wvhen i glance in my pants and the feelings like a sunshiney day i take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis and ewverything is goin my vway (ba-doo-bop-bop) #lyricsposting #nsfvw
OH SORRY C4RRY ON S3R3N4D1NG TH3 T1M3L1N3 TH3N 1T'S ST1LL 4SS THOUGH
▼▼someone just needs to kill this guy▲▲
you wvish you vwere as problematic as i am.
▲you wish you pulled as much as I do▼
im gonna be real, vwere probably about evwen. people eat this shit up.
▲the idea that you got laid even once off of all this stuff makes me lose so much respect for whoever did it with you▼
oh babygirl. my body counts in the triple digits, easy. i mean, just from chittr, nah, but from all my time in the bubbles, running this schtick? oh yeah.
▲told me that 4 perigrees ago I would have told you to eat shit and left▼ ▲but knowing how many people flocked to me to put cigarettes out on their bulge and kick them....▼ ▲im still gonna tell you to eat shit▼
vwe should trade notes sometime, i vwonder vwhat the owverlap is like betwveen pathetic gay gals and pathetic straight gals.
▼eugh▼
im vwawving my dick in the vwind im wvavwing my dick in the vwind if it all goes right, ill be in your arms tonight but im wvawving my dick in the wvind #lyricsposting #suggestiwve
Be careful! W)(o knows )(ow muc)( longer you will )(ave it...?
you are such an obvious goddamn contrarian sometimes man lmao
this has nothing to do wvith you dont look at me
what why not
dont look at me
???why???? why can't i look at your dick posts. what's the problem. it's literally nothin i haven't seen before why's it suddenly a big deal.
jealousy, turning saints into the sea swvimming through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis but its just the price i pay, destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes, cause im mr. brightside #lyricsposting
seems like broads novwanights dont understand hovw to make a wvalue proposition. i aint gonna put in effort if you aint. if im doing a buncha vwork just for the *chance* you might put out, im being suckered. theres gotta be some quid pro quo, some tits for tat, yknovw? #nsfvw
surprisingly good business sense
ʚ( Passi♡n Sh♡uld Be A Mutual Thing~! C♡mmunicati♡n Is Key, After All <3 #nsfw )ɞ
D☽o☾ y☽o☾u ☽o☾ffer classes? ⋆˚࿔
Maybe...you do not...know how...to roleplay...as the bee...in the pollinating roleplay....(u . u ❀)
hmm, maybe i should. if you vwanna taste for wvhat iwve got on tap, check out #cagttl.
i can roleplay as the bee sooooo hard but bees dont pollinate dead fish, novw do they?
They do not....but did you...know that...tiger butterflies...consume fish...? (^ . ^ ❀)
i do lowve me a paper tiger, heh.
Of course...you do...(' . ' ❀)
"n9t saying s9rry" asks me... ...dude, cmon, you used your quirk and evwerything. i aint ansvwering this in front of the people, i aint feeding into your humiliation vwhatevwer. you vwant an ansvwer, you dm me like a man and ask me to my face. otherwvise, scram. #askcronus