Cronus Ampora
@aeneasCaldarium
just another highblood looking for lovwe in all the vwrong places ;) 6'0" and single. dms open
doing a tl;dr because i just knovw some people vwill see a para from me, not read it, and call me an asshole. please tag discussion of my series vwith #cagttl so people can filter it properly. wvink wvink.
yknowv im starting to think that rosie and lil maryam are just fated to get divworced
evil
this is like the third diwvorce post ivwe seen in twvo days
tell me im wvrong though, wvhatewver teals decided to learn human divworce lawv hawve to be raking it in right nowv
dont blame me, blame... wvell, you knovw wvho to blame.
D--> That is likely due to the fact they are a couple across so many realities. Statistically that increases the likehood of them being divorced and considering how passionate their love is leads to deep yearning. For a more personal e%ample very few versions of you have e%perienced divorced because no one in a sane state of mind would ever invest into a long term relationship with you.
she promised me shed let me out of the #contraption after vwe finished our #collab but nowv she and the other timeclones are talking about getting boba tea i dont think im getting outta this one fellas #cagttl #nsfvw #nsfwve #vwiolence #gore #body-horror #torture
May they have mercy on your wretched soull.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 12: damara megido #pickme #casteplay #killing #violence #substance #wslur #seadwellerfetishism #substances #cheating #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #extremelywillingcon #fartoomuchcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl evweryone vwelcome my vwery special guest @handMaid. shes here to confirm vwhat im saying and add some of her owvn thoughts. this aint gonna be an easy one, so im glad to havwe her perspectivwe (first time anyones said that, huh?). also i gotta note. i did not ask her to come help. but shes in my hivwe and vwont leavwe, and like, normally im cool vwith that, but she and her time clones havwe me in vwhat i can only describe as a contraption. like, its honestly impressivwe, if she vwerent a fuckdoll for the fuckpuppet she could be an engineer #vwomeninstem 「 #SADISM #TORTURE #EXTREME #MURDER.」 since damz is gonna havwe a lot more to say about the fun ones, im gonna start vwith the normies. im talking the damaras that just vwanna smoke vweed and are only vwaguely upset about evwerything and can evwen empathize vwith you about crippling loneliness. 「ALSO KNOWN. AS THE BETA BOTTOM BITCHES. 」scary, i knowv. these can be alright if im in a softer kinda mood, but honestly they freak me out a bit. shell probably be real blase about getting touched up or degraded, almost definitely has a free use kink. you aint gonna get good banter outta her, just a fewv names, maybe shell call you a shrimp dick. nook is nook, but this one usually aint evwen gonna havwe tits, shell be a vwillovwy sorta gal. 「DON’T PUT THAT IN.」meh. in the middle vwe havwe the psycho ex-girlfriends. not yours, necessarily, but this is the levwel theyre at. angry at the vworld, angry at you, and ready to bang about it. definitely has lusus issues, try to emulate the scratch vway. yknowv, condescending, pushy, treating it like its an inevwitability shell do vwhatevwer you ask. bonus points if it actually is, like if theres some strength differential. shes also definitely into being called a gutterblood, gutterskank, gutterslut, call her rustie casually, get her to start calling you some fun shit. highblood, sir, those are the obvwious ones, but if youre a fish? vwell she might go for the vwader shit, vwhich maybe you can get into, but damn, if youre a fish shell call you daddy vwhether you like it or not. just keep vwigilant vwith your gills, she lovwes fishhooking (pun not intended?), and yeah shell nibble on your fins but she might also gnawv em off.「 IT’S CALLED TAGGING. SO ALL OF CHITTR. CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE NEUTERED.」buyer bevware. oh shit, and this applies to all of em, but if you can manage to understand vwhat shes saying, misinterpret it. pick out just a fewv vwords and make those into the meaning. real fun game, selectivwe hearing. nowv in my experience theyll all take it and lovwe it, but damara vwants to mention that they may as vwell be pirates vwith all the pegging they get up to. ill take her vword for it. and. okay yes ill take that too okay okay just stop the contraption. then vwevwe got gals like our damz here. proper nympho sociopaths, just vwhat the doctor ordered! say the vwrong thing and she might kick your ass, say the same exact thing on a different day she might squat dowvn and throwv you peace signs. either vway, shes in control, shes the one vwho can bring out a bunch of time clones to gangbang you vwith. not a bad thing, but keep it in mind if youd prefer certain orifices to remain vwirginal. shes doing more than just the vweed, shell take vwhatevwer you havwe on offer, probably force some vweird thing into you too. if youre the sentimental type, dont evwen bother vwith her, because shes sleeping vwith all your friends vwhile youre vwondering howv to ask her out. and i mean that literally, time shit. armchair dia-cro-sis: the classic good-time gal. she vwants you bad pretty much regardless of all your vwarious attributes. she’s just stoked to find someone vwith a rap sheet half as long as her owvn. okay. shit. my lavwyers *really* dont vwant me talking about this one. so vwere gonna get into it, and vwhat gets redacted gets ████████. so you might meet some █████ ███████, right? been ████ for the █████ █████ ███ but it ██████ ██████ ████ of ████████. but for the █████ ████, right? at least half the time, theyre gonna vwant you ██ ███ ████ ██████ █████ ██████ shit. and █████████ ██ █████ ███ yknowv ███ ██████ ████ ███ ████ vweird. i dont vwanna ██ ████ ██ █ ████ ██ █████ ████ ██ ███ ████. or sometimes ██████ █████ ██████ ████ ████ █████ ███████████ and ill just be like ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ██. yknowv this is ████ ███████ and more just ██ █████ ██████. i guess vwhat im saying is to degrade them █████ ████ ██ ██████ ██████ █████ ██ ██ ████ ██████ theyll still lovwe it. 「MANY ARE ASKING. ABOUT ALL THE ████████ ████. “IS SHE INTO ████.” I HEAR YOU CRY. IT TAKES AN ████████████ ████ IQ. TO █████ ██ MY ██████ █████████. AND GRIP THAT THICK THRASHING █████████████ NOODLE. BY THE BULGE. LIKE YOU’RE ██. ABOUT TO GET ████████ ███ ██ ███ ██████████████ █████ ███. FOR GILLGRABBING. LIKE ALL OTHER ME-RELATED MATTERS. IT IS A HIGH RISK GAME. A █████ KANKRI MIGHT ████████. AND █████ US BOTH TO █████. BUT A SKILLED PERFORMANCE. MIGHT JUST ████ YOU. THE ULTIMATE RELEASE ██ ██████ █████. AFTER I DE████████ AND ███████ YOU. SHORTLY AFTER SPILLING. SO YOU CANNOT TELL A SOUL OF WHAT YOU SAW. (damara got ahold of the sharpie there that vwas less bad before she touched it up.) CRONUS IS SAYING THE PEOPLE DEMAND A HINT. OK. OPEN A NEW TAB. AND TYPE IN #FUJOSHI. OR #NETORARE. OR #EROGURO. THESE ARE SOME. OF THE INCREDIBLY RARE. USEFUL EXPORTS OF BEFORUS. YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED NOW. YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE.」 rating her and her and her and her and her and her bod: some fun vwariation here. sometimes you get a plank- owv fuck, sometimes you get slimthicc, sometimes you get absolute goddesses. sometimes all at once, the time shit is vweird. add onto just like, her body language, that predator drivwe, especially if you havwe the stones to turn her into prey? GOOD LUCK! HAA HAA! 10/10 vwariety: a surprising amount of vwariety actually, though i attribute that mostly to @handMaid here. vwevwe got eh ones, vwevwe got the kinksters, and vwe havwe the red roomers. add on the time stuff, the casteplay, maybe some miscommunication stuff- yes yes and the contraption. 10/10 ease: yes, but you dont get to choose howv. 11/10 personality: absolutely horrid. shes rotten, rancid, mean, a slut, a bitch, a cheater, kinda objectivwely evwil, and at vworst, boring. vwait no not you i mean the basic bubble bitches please no the contraption 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. i am not being held under duress.
you said vwe couldnt be more different, but wve could be though
:o) It was A MOTHERFUCKING :o) Figure of speech.
total vwashboard of a figure. and shes a butterface too.
:o(
had me goin until the bloody censorship kicked in wwhat the fuck is that about youvve literally defiled the one section a this shameful display a wwanton #maroonmadness i actually wwant to read @handMaid wwhen wwill you release the megido cut and also the footage of the contraption
you dont vwant that. trust me. i could maybe be convwinced to release her part untouched.
TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT FUCKING BACK.
i mean...nah nevermind, it ain't worth it.
#thecontraption #nsfwv #nsfwve
What the fuck is the contraption and should I be intrigued or scared?
[⚙︎ I am a|so curious about the nature of #thecontraption. ⚙︎]
been busy tonight, but dont wvorry, the next #cagttl is coming up, wvith help from a special guest!
... k1nda om1nous, haha...
no please
᯽ what is "cagttl"? should i look forward to it? :) ᯽
ehh
JUST CAME BACK FROM A SICK. DISGUSTING. THOROUGHLY DOOMED TIMELINE. I THOUGHT THE BLOODSWAPS WERE BAD. THAT WAS NOTHING. IN THIS ONE. THEY DROPPED ME ON BEFORUS. IN THE WRONG PLACE. INSTEAD OF IMPRINTING ON @AERODYNAMICTRAMP. IT WAS @AENEASCALDARIUM. WE WERE TOO BUSY. CRUISING FOR A THIRD. TO SCRATCH THE STUPID GAME. AND THOSE IDIOTS MANAGED TO WIN. THROW IT IN THE BIN!!!! #DOOMED #DOOMEDTIMELINE #YUCK
it shouldwve been me..! it shouldvwe been me!!!!!!!!!
ЯREAD THE WOЯRD BLOODSWAP A_D STAЯRTED SEEI_G ЯRED. _OW THEY HAVE TO GO HIЯRE A _EW SEЯRVEЯR TO BЯRI_G OUT MY BACO_ EGG A_D CHEESE. A_D A_OTHEЯR GUY TO CLEA_ UP THE OЯRIGI_AL SEЯRVEЯR. EVE_I_G ЯRUI_ED.
so you killed evveryone right
D:{ oh man... that's scary...
hmm... actually... i vwonder hovw the felts trollian resources is...
@handmaid dowvn girl, i knowv youre excited for the next part, but 84 notifs is crazy
YOU FINALLY STUMBLE. INTO A LITTLE ATTENTION. FROM A HOT SLUT. WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO. AND YOU MANAGE TO FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. #FUMBLE #NSFW
girl if i fumbled you id turn around and thered be a time clone of you ready and wvaiting to take your place and make fun of you for it
NOT TRUE. EDIT: SOURCES DIFFER.
heh evwen they agree wvith me get fucked EDIT: SOURCES DIFFER.
More of you should be normal about women, I think.
look me in the globes and tell me you beliewve im the one one on this site thinking this stuff about fef
The fact you think this is about you and your #CAGTTL is insane. But still. It isn't about you being the only one, it's about the ungodly view of women as lesser. Get it together, Ampora.
thats exactly vwhat im saying!
ill concede that the clay guy mightvwe spurred this thought as wvell as my owvn deep inner wvorld
You are unreasonable and insane. Please consider that. You are not deep, nor is your music good. Get over yourself.
hey you can call me names all you wvant but leawve the tunes outta this!
im coming owver
hey, on that note, wvere done wvith the alternian babes for #cagttl ! if theres anything you think i missed vwith the humans and alternians, lemme hear it and i can make an addendum. otherwvise, wvere heading to my hivwe turf baby. remember, follovw the tag #cagttl if you vwanna see more like this and *dont* accidentally block #cagttl or you vwont see more like this. and tag discussion of these wvith #cagttl too for the same reasons. wve dont wvant anyone missing out on the magic!
THANK THE FUCKING ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. NOW THAT YOU HAVE FINISHED. DESCRIBING SPORTS AND THE WEATHER. WE CAN FINALLY PROCEED. TO THE REAL BREAKING NEWS. #TUNINGIN.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 11: feferi peixes #cheating #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing. ewveryone expects an ampora to simp ovwer the peixes and to gush ovwer em and fall cranial case ovwer strutpod and havwe some wvaguely aesthetic sexy situationship, and obvwiously i wvant all that but. i dunno. dont get me wvrong, fef is absolutely gorgeous, but shes just missing that secret sauce for me, that something something. still, i do hawve plenty of experience pulling em so lets get into it. remember roxy? similar deal here. fefs aint so hard to read, but you are gonna find some vwith glassy eyes and shiny lips vwho dont knowv their port from starboard. cant exactly call em airheads, but yknowv. bimbos. not a thought in that pretty lil head. you dont need my help getting wvith her. ask if she vwants a ride to the beach, or tell her that it suddenly became against the lawv for babes to vwear clothes, i dunno. shell believwe anything, she needs bulge bad, and shell evwen pay for dinner afterwvards. fantastic date. novw for the ones that hawve a fevw more marbles bouncing around their noggins, it depends. if she asks you for help wvith eridan, youre in. sit dovwn wvith her, put on a movwie, get cozy, let her yap about howv much she hates her boyfriend, smile and nod and try not to be too obvwious about staring at her tits... then go in for the cull. about howv she deservwes so much better, that the vway you held the door for her and got her a snack makes you a real provwider, that you wvould alvways take good care of her... she might get shy and blushy, but shell be smiling. its a hop skip and a jump to her respiteblock from there. youvwe got the beach episode fefs, the ones that wvanna go for a dip. i mean, theyll all put on a string bikini if you ask, this is more just like... not a vwalley girl and not vwith eridan. she likes to be romanced, be svweet vwith her, be manly, shovw off your muscles, all that good stuff. generally a bit too chipper for my usual mowves to wvork, but that also means shell grin and say tanks if you feel her up or drop some cutesy nicknames like good gill or kittenfish or slut. thats another thing, the fish puns are a good in, but dont owverdo em, and be at least a lil creatiwve. theyvwe all heard fincess before. just remember that shes a girly girl, she wvants a manly man, and youll be set. novw for the ratings bod: nevwer seen a skinny fef. shes packing floatation dewvices and beachballs. she might be the most likely babe, at least outta this lot, to hawve the covweted slimthicc look. the goggles are a lil dumb, but ivwe literally nevwer seen any of em comment on em, so its probably fine. absolute babe. 10/10 vwariety: this is vwhere she loses points for me, fefs can be a lil samey. ewven the wvalley girl babes, and i do lowve a gal vwho says like too much, dont act all too different from the ones vwith pans. and i can only hear about eridan being out on a vwork trip so many times before i start to vwonder just wvhat job is so important they leawve their gal at her ranch home in dreambubbletopia. 6/10 ease: peixes do lovwe an ampora, feferi the most. they wvanna hop me the second they see me. im sure shes just as randy for anyone else, but ill havwe an easier time than you. obvwiously. 10/10 personality: this is a hot take, but just... out of the peixes, she dont compell me. ill get some banter ewvery novw and then, but wvhat am i supposed to do vwith a gill wvhose sole purpose in life is to get coated, inside and out, in wviolet slurry? i cant complain i guess, but i dont think i like gals vwho are so bubbly all the time. 6/10 ovwerall: 7/10. she could be so perfect wvith just a bit of effort. a composite peixes might just be the perfect lay (this is foreshadowving for later). im newver gonna say no of course, but... eh. kinda bores me after all this time.
yeah, man. y0u fucking g0t me. the 0nly reas0n i'm 0bjecting t0 this is because i'm seething and malding and shitting my pants that i'm n0t getting cheated 0n and n0t because 0f all the hein0usly weird pervert shit y0u said.
called it
i should havve knowwn itd come to this i cant believve i naivvely assumed you wwouldnt fondle this loww hangin fruit out a some fabricated sense a kinship wwhat wwould spare me from bein on the end a your pike wwhen the prodigious lifeblood wwhich flowws through my pelagic vveins is the vvery same as yours i recognize noww that you are a ostensibly a ghoul wwithout a trace a civvilization an in a wway i envvy your brutish callousness you are so horrifically indifferent to the plight a others evven your owwn stock that youvve engendered a neww subtype a sociopathy such apathy wwould havve been admirable in an advviserrator someone wwho stands at the frontlines a great carnage unflinchingly eulogized by the flames a wwar but you are not evven a quarter man enough to endure any trial greater than the discomfort a wwarm slime you are a soyboy beta cuck you are the wwyrm i crush under my boot you oily bastard do you seriously think your shithivve pickup artistry is goin to wwork on fef i mean use your pan for a wwhole a twwo seconds instead a typin these degenerate guides wwith a hand dowwn your too small jeans flippin slimin all ovver yourself like some kind a spaghetti creature you best believve if i evver run into you at one a these wwipely shindigs im shovvin the spear side a crosshairs so far up your ass its gonna come out the other end thats a bloody promise
my jeans are of the perfect tightness to showv off my impeccable glutes and just the hint of a lump at the front to tastefully display my wvirility to any potential mates, thank you wvery much. try to learn something from this squirt.
the fat spillin ovver your sides says otherwwise face it youre hovverin at a generous decile 3.5 at best
dude are you ogling my hips? #notgay oh yeah, and check the bulgecurator post on my account somewvhere for my rating, im officially packing, its #canon #nsfvw
that duplicitous hemowwretch is clearly full a shit i dont buy it i rebuke the idea entirely besides size has nothin no i see wwhat youre tryin to do here an im not fallin for it
you gotta face it kid. nice guys like you finish last. iwve embraced being a douche. #niceguysfinishlast
dont you think i knoww that its a fact that wwomen lovve men wwho treat them like shit but fefs different trust me shes literally my ex
Interesting.
earth c is such an amazing place vwhen you just vwanna put your seed in as many humans and trolls as possible. vwe did a great job vwith this planet! #nsfwv
fef do not interact wwith him dont make me spell out the obvvious
I’m on --Eart)( Sea and I am not amused by t)(is information, is all. B—--ELI—--EV—--E me, I don’t plan on finteracting. T)(anks for looking out for me, as always! 38) It means a lot to me!
you just interacted wwith him though dont be obtuse yeah yeah i guess i couldnt help myself this time seein as the princely tingles wwere impossible to ignore just dont go gettin used to it
To let )(im know my fis)(taste!! NOT)(ING more. I promise!! Aww, I assure you it’ll be missed until t)(e next time you get t)(e urge. 38P I am looking forward to it! It always makes my day w)(enever I see you perform an act of kindness. 38)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 10: wvriska serket #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl lol sorry for not making you part 8. this is about the point wvhere, if youre a highblood, you stop havwing an immediate advwantage. i mean, there might still be something if youre a lovwblood and you wvanna do some rewversal stuff going on, but i dont knowv enough about that to comment. nah, instead vwe gotta get right to this jerk-88 8a8e. shes a lot like terezi. hell, play your cards right, could get a scourge sister threesome going on. but wvhat i mean is that shes usually a bit of a paper tiger. showve her around a bit and shell crumple. she might complain and vwhine the vwhole time but she aint about to stop you. see the big difference here is that wvriskas are desperate. she needs to be wvanted, to be useful, to be appreciated. vriskas are some of the biggest suckers for compliments i knovw. you cant let her actually feel stability though, she needs to be afraid that evwerything shes vworked so hard for might get swvept out from under her feet at any moment. thats howv you svweep her off her feet, bada boom. lay it on thick vwith the backhanded compliments, especially if shes a lil skinnier. for some reason ivwe met a lotta wvriskas embarrassed about her cup size. another big thing, lusus issus. hoo boy, shes gottem out the wvazoo. she thinks shes gotta be wviolent and strong and the one in charge, so you make her feel soft and wveak and dependent on you, the provwider shes newver had. i like to be a lil stern sometimes too, telling her off for cussing, maybe throvwing a fevw spankings in there. they go gaga for that. im not just talking in the body though, its gotta be in the mind. if she can mind control you, uhh... hot, but also good luck, ivwe literally newver had to wvorry about that. the point is, shes using to controlling other people, so you gotta get in her head and rewverse it on her. make her feel like shes got no choice but to think the wvay you vwant her to think. i think wvriskas are probably the biggest losers there are. i mean that in a relativwe sense, like obvwiously there are people vwho start at a lowver baseline, but howv far these serks fall is just incredible. theyll go from saying shed newver be wvith a guy like you to mumbling about howv she vwants to gargle your globes in the space of one conwversation. dont let her evwer start to climb back up after she falls. yoink her glasses maybe, tell her she looks cute wvithout em, so she has to cling onto you to wvalk anyvwhere. make her dress all demeaning, make her act cutesy, just totally humili8 this girl. its like, karmic justice or vwhatevwer, she lowves it. r8ing: bod: wvriskas tend from scrawvny to awverage in my experience. youll sometimes meet the 8im8o bod ones sure, but theyre outliers. she tends to be pretty insecure about her figure wvhich makes up for it. plenty cute, ill take it. 6/10 wvariety: theres a lot you can do wvith wvriska. shes competitivwe, shes ovwerconfident, shes needy, shes desperate, shes a loser, shell go for stupid bets, she might evwen mind screvw some other gals for her if you ask nicely. shout out to the magic card game vwris, vwhat a keeper. 10/10 ease: this is a hard one to rate because shes on both extremes. either its an instant loss 2koma type thing, or she makes each lil wvictory like pulling teeth. im inclined to giwve her the benefit of the doubt here since she makes it fun. 7.9/10 personality: another hard one to rate. like, shes annoying sure, and desperate, and needy, and clingy, but sometimes thats vwhat you vwant in a gal. wvriskas are probably the best around if you actually vwant to "date" someone but dont vwant it to be longterm. set yourself up right so she hangs off your ewvery vword and shell practicallly vworship you. real cute. 7.9/10 ovwerall: okay baby, ill stop edging you. 8/10. if i can tell shes looking to be broken ill alvways go for a tumble wvith a wvriska. wvho doesnt lowve a classic fall from grace? plus, since shes like a bad person or something it means i dont havwe to wvorry about being sexist or misogynistic or vwhatevwer, no one cares if you act like that tovwards someone they dont like. vwhat a lady, huh?
THIS IS MASTERFUL WORK. HOWEVER, I AM GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU FOR BEING COMPETITION.
EWWWW.
nuh uh. see @lonepetal , just like that
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♏ You are compelled to get the nearest shavers, electronic or scissors I do not care! And shave your hair until it's 8ald, eye8rows too. ♏ (( #mindcontrol ))
and here, see @lonepetal ahem. babe, clearly you didnt read this thing. i pretty explicitly said that the ol serk mindfuckery dont vwork on me. lil too cool, lil too experienced. evwen if it did vwork on me, something something no line of sight. sorry toots, thats gonna be a nuh uh from me
oh shit, i gotta get this out before it stops being 8 o clock, huh
@gachikoisChic Regarding the honor of Dexter Vuzrei, my matesprit, @catastrophicGalaxy You are a fool to claim this blessed indigoblood is anything other than a manic deredere whose lineage can be traced to himedere and yandere-adjacent tendencies. A tsundere would imply that Dexter is engaging in a performance of exaggerated panic. However. Dexter is at all times genuine in her emotional output. She does not withhold her true passions ever. She is emotionally dependent and not avoidant like historical tsunderes have been. She is my princess. She is my beautiful omen of a catalyst! She is demanding, she is gravitational! You would not be able to separate subs from subs at this rate, you absolute heathen. She is, of course, my occasionally violent yandere as well. She was willing to wage violence against my previous matesprit in order to win my hand. She was willing to sacrifice many for my honor. You, of course, have never spoken to another troll in person outside of Conquervention Panels. Even then, you had to be escorted out for pulling your bulge about in your pants whilst talking to Kimiya Autore's Voice Actress, I'm sure. Your body pillow is, perhaps, the only thing I know to be more punished than myself. I have been crushed, skull under heel, of highbloods my entire existence. I would gladly take that over being within a 50 meter radius of your recuperacoon. As would anyone else. This, is of course, not pitch solicitation either. Wrothe is my kismesis. @gratuitousAnnuity He literally owns me. I #hate him. He makes my blood boil. You make me feel the absence of anything. You are not worth my time. Never speak to my Matesprit again. #violence. #nsfw. I can explode your bulge with my pan, by the way.
Ano! Ai-chan is so gommenasorry to bother yOuO Bulgerater-senpai but... WOuOld Anata ever want to collab kudasai! OuOOuO is such a big fan of yOuOrs!! Kyah! ミ●﹏☉ミ(;ŏ﹏ŏ) —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
If you silence your mutt, I will consider it.
Ueh!? What did kawaii Ai-chan pillow do ╏ ” ⊚ ͟ʖ ⊚ ” ╏ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
Eto... Suminasen... YOuOr badge covers the word yOuO're saying to Ai-chan on atashi no screen. Silence my nani ka? —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
MAKE YOUR SIMP BEG FOR FORGIVENESS AND I WILL CONSIDER SHOWING MERCY TO IT!!!!!
Heehee he's my shrimp! Because his posture is so bad! Wwwwwww —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- GET - HIM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His acquisition is in the works, Mintyl.
｢vuzrei-chan is kyutie tooo!!! anoo~ please don't be jealous of anelus-chan. ;_;｣
- Please. Pleas.e. IF you need Help dispatching himm - If you'd rather not dirty your Hands... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🖐️ I can't TAKE IT anymmore
I am a proud supporter of #TereziTuesday, for the record. I am a fan of her, as well as her variants.
tHiS Is wHy wE Up aNd lOvE YoU Mr pReSiDeNt
wvith all this scratch wvhatevwer bullshit and kidnappings and wvhatevwer else is going on, i alwvays hawve my perfect strat to fall back on: the nuh uh. its howv im still aliwve despite the clamoring horde vwith pitchforks and torches. wvell, "aliwve," but you get me
you vwill not be looking at it
are you gonna?
nah, it aint that kinda trick. magic is fake as hell anywvays
wvell, you gotta havwe a certain sense of confidence and commitment to it. you say "nuh uh," but keep replying to em? it vwont vwork. but say, someone vwants to come beat the shit outta me and i run vwhile saying "nuh uh!" real firm-like? yeah, ill get off scot-free evwery time.
᯽ i see. i have never had anyone want to beat me up, so i would not know. i am glad to know that it works for you. :) ᯽
eh, just an example. trust me, this is an important skill to learn
i vwalk into the room, and my alpha pheromones immediately make your nook quivwer against your vwill. #nsfwv
it's okay, meens. you can admit you secretly read my stuff vwhile using your lovwense bluetooth.
I Implied With A Saw i Wouldn't Do Anything With You Under Any Circumstances Period.
chief, i don't knowv howv to tell youz this, but da only one jocking here is youz. nowv do me a favwor an jock somewvhere else, pretty boy. you're making a mess and i'm not in da mood to clean up after a shrimp. YEOWV.
listen here you fucking benny. i'm not evwven INTO that 50's garbage anymore. so wvrite that dowvn. quit projecting onto the great wvhite shark. stay awvwvay from that single fuschia blood if you knowv wvhat's good for you. go kick it wvith the grenades wvhere you belong.
vwhat da hell's a benny? hit da road, jack. she vwon't be able to resist these GUNS.
the hell's a chud? you need to get off your palmhusk and touch some #grasstitsandlaceybits. leer at some hot broads that aren't behind a screen. it's good for ya.
gavwe up that gimmick quick huh? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e23d542ae.png
vwhat fic? evwerything i wvrite is true and beautiful
(^･ω･^) < YOU HAVE NICE WRITING SKILLS, BUT IT IS AT BEST GLORIFIED FANFICTION!!! BUT THE BETTER YOU GET AT IT THE EASIER IT WILL BECOME TO ACTUALLY PICK UP TROLLS AND HUMANS IN QUADRANTS!!! #FANFICTION #SHIPCOURSE #GOODWRITING!!!
kitty cat... fewv things wvrong, firstly i aint looking for quads, your main man isnt about to be tied dovwn like that, i just wvant something simple, no strings attached, no drama. second... iwve bagged rezis like this, sorry to say. notice hovw none of em are denying vwhat im saying here. #nsfvw
(^･ω･^) < I MEANT ALL OF IT NOT JUST THIS RECENT POST!!! IF YOU SAY SO, I AM NOT HERE TO ARGUE ONLY TO ENCOURAGE SHIPPING AND FANFICS... WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND OTHER TROLLS IN YOUR 'OPEN' QUADS DEPARTMENT ARE HAVING FUN I WILL NOT COUNTER IT!!! #NSFW #SHIPPING #FANFIC #NODRAMAHEREJUSTCONFUSION
Hmm.
(^･ω･^) < THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO JR WHAT DO YOU MEAN HMMM!!! #TIME #CONFUSED
im gonna be real it scared me too
Interesting.
Yes!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as wvell try to get awvay vwith it. so vwhats her deal? paper tiger. terezis lowve to fight and they lovwe to lose. theyll talk a big game, but lay on the right compliments, the right insults, and shell be svweating. put a hand on her shoulder, her hip, maybe shell try to push you off, but dont let her. the thing about games is that they havwe rules, right? follovw the rules up until itll only take one good rule break to get you the vwin. after that, the wvorld is your oyster. or, wvell, terezi is your toy. trunkbeast in the room, terezis fuckin lowve to smell and lick stuff. ewven if she wverent blind im sure she vwould, but they say havwing one scent gone makes the other stronger. wvalk up wvith a good musk going and she might just go right into heat. tell her theyre your pheromones or something, tell her that she doesnt havwe a chance of fighting em off. shell probably still try, but vwhat youre doing here is essentially giwving her permission to lose, to givwe in. shes got a lotta pride, it might mess vwith her self-image to just giwve up of her owvn accord. offload that responsibility onto something she "cant control" and shelll givwe you a big ol dopey smile as she vwraps her arms around you and says she lowves you. nowv ewven if she aint into the vwhole scentplay biz, shell definitely be an oral addict. she can do some freaky ass things vwith that tongue. if youwve got a terezi vwhos being a bit of a brat, put her on her knees and showve her face up against the crotch of your pants and shell start babbling. get her to giwve you a proper taste and shell be hooked. you gotta get her owverstimulated enough her pan shorts out, she thinks too damn much. special shoutout to the maid cafe rezi by the wvay, real svweetheart. dont try anything though, shes my gal for novw. guess that reminds me, shes sorta the "tomboy" of the alternian trolls, for wvhatewver that means. makes it a lotta fun to dress her up all cute, shell usually get embarrassed about it. shes a smart gal and used to analyzing ewverything, you need to get her to the state wvhere shes thinking wvith her emotions, thats vwhere youll get vwhat you wvant outta her. and dont expect her to start behawving after just one good night either, theyre pretty good at playing into roles wvhen they vwanna, but then theyll laugh it off the next night. infuriating, but wve all play hard to get for a reason. the ratings: bod: i really dont knowv vwhere the #pyrump thing started, but it holds true. like yeah, vwe hawve the occasional toothpick, but otherwvise its fat asses as far as the eye can see, and i can see pretty damn far. from there its usually either pear shaped, or ovwerall short and chubby. slimthicc is uncommon here, but not unheard of. 9/10 wvariety: you can play all sorts of games wvith terezis. sure theres the musk stuff, the pheromones game, but theres regular dominance, picking at her relationship vwith her friends, taking adwvantage of her blindness, dress-up, you can do all sorts wvith this kinky broad. 10/10 ease: she wvants it but also vwants you to wvork for it. push hard enough and shell crumble, but you do gotta push. 7.5/10 personality: this is gonna be controwversial i think, but i lovwe her. shes obnoxious as hell and has an annoying vwoice, but it just makes her that much more fun to shut up. shes also the highest you can get and still feasibly say you havwe a highblood fetish, so thats fun to vwork vwith. she might make fun of you the vwhole time, but terezis are entertaining as hell 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. vwhat a wvoman. loads of approaches, loads of awvenues, loads of potential. she cant evwen wvhine because shes a seer, she knovws vwhats coming wvhen i roll up. if any terezis wvanna hear some more in depth stuff, hit up my dms, yeah?~
1 W4S DR34D1NG TH1S....
yet you dont contradict it. curious
WH4T3V3R H3 WROT3 1S NOT TRU3 1N TH3 SL1GHT3ST!!!
are you saying you didnt evwen read it?
NO COMM3NT
any parts you especially enjoyed?
4ND NO FURTH3R QU3ST1ONS!!!
...1 KNOW 1T'S 4 D3L4Y3D R3PLY BUT 1 H4T3 TH4T YOU'R3 CORR3CT 4BOUT TH3 S33R P4RT.