♣ mediated by @aeneasCaldarium
had me goin until the bloody censorship kicked in wwhat the fuck is that about youvve literally defiled the one section a this shameful display a wwanton #maroonmadness i actually wwant to read @handMaid wwhen wwill you release the megido cut and also the footage of the contraption
evil
:o) Ah drone season... :o) This serene time of year where okay i cant even front i already need to fuck nasty i'm logging off before i say too much #nsfw
Huh. That’s actually a facinating piece of Beforus history to learn, and a bit disconcerting. I know more about Alternia, but I should look into the alternate. Just for my internal database, to have more than just pornographical facts on the mind. I still am not sure I’d be well suited to the role however. So I suppose I’ll have to keep looking for my new hair color. Perhaps a nice purple. Thank you for the insight. #nsfw
In a lot of ways, sure. I do keep my appearance carefully though. There are some lines a girl should not cross when it comes to it.
u should rosie its rly fun
Like I’d ever let it get there.
You should know this only tempts me further. There would be no more ‘blondie’…
Not sure yet. I was trying to get to sleep and then I thought about this.
Perhaps something darker.
…I could dye my hair.
Do not do that.
ANOTHER INSTANT HALL OF FAMER. FROM THE BARD OF POSTS. IF YOU’LL ALL PLEASE TAKE NOTICE. OF MY FLAWLESS MARKS. #NEVERMISSED #ALPHABEAST #TRIPLEPLATINUM #SIMPLYTHEBESTTHEREIS #SCARY #EVIL. THANK YOU CRONUS. VERY COOL. THE KEY IS IN YOUR NUTRITION HULL. FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE. GOOD LIGHT.
[⚙︎ I am a|so curious about the nature of #thecontraption. ⚙︎]
What the fuck is the contraption and should I be intrigued or scared?
(¯▿¯) Cronus Amporas sure make it difficult to speak to them sometimes... I love friendly people, but they sure are VERY too friendly! ( ˙▿˙ ) I should really be careful...
JUST CAME BACK FROM A SICK. DISGUSTING. THOROUGHLY DOOMED TIMELINE. I THOUGHT THE BLOODSWAPS WERE BAD. THAT WAS NOTHING. IN THIS ONE. THEY DROPPED ME ON BEFORUS. IN THE WRONG PLACE. INSTEAD OF IMPRINTING ON @AERODYNAMICTRAMP. IT WAS @AENEASCALDARIUM. WE WERE TOO BUSY. CRUISING FOR A THIRD. TO SCRATCH THE STUPID GAME. AND THOSE IDIOTS MANAGED TO WIN. THROW IT IN THE BIN!!!! #DOOMED #DOOMEDTIMELINE #YUCK
..Are you serious? I thought they were ironic.
Choke.
(^･ω･^) < YOU HAVE NICE WRITING SKILLS, BUT IT IS AT BEST GLORIFIED FANFICTION!!! BUT THE BETTER YOU GET AT IT THE EASIER IT WILL BECOME TO ACTUALLY PICK UP TROLLS AND HUMANS IN QUADRANTS!!! #FANFICTION #SHIPCOURSE #GOODWRITING!!!
YOU HAVE DISCORD?
yeah 1 know about trans people... but uh, 1 don't th1nk Cronus 1s talk1ng about that, tbh haha...
Oh wow he posted another. I don't have much to say on this one. Too much is redacted to get a good read on his mind. #cagttll
oh yeah for sure... maybe 1 just don't understand the whole 'genderbend' th1ng...? or, uh... a lot of th1s, really... but 1t's real fasc1nat1ng stuff, haha...
TW: #cagttl #manipulati9n #mis9gyny #du6c9n #a6use #casteplay #hem9ism #nsfwe #insecuremasculinity #gaslighting #rankingw9men #sexualharassment #altuniverseacc9sting #pr96lematicsweepgap #weightfetishizati9n Thank y9u f9r tagging y9ur material appr9priately. There's a l9t I want t9 say a69ut this and I w9uld 6e thrilled t9 engage in a m9re in-depth dial9gue with y9u vis-a-vis the 6iases and harmful rhet9ric y9u supp9rt and spread, and am actively drafting an essay 9n the matter t9 c9llect my th9ughts in preparati9n. I understand y9u are dealing with y9ur 9wn pers9nal issues that I will n9t 'put 9n 6last' here, 6ut I cann9t supp9rt hate. Please st9p this. I kn9w this isn't y9ur heart.
@aeneasCaldarium Hey Sleaze8ag, we're on the same wavelength apparently.
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Update: cold.
᯽ oh my gog. does that hurt??? ᯽
hess dead. Im free.
Are you geting sucked off into a black hole .
DON'T WORRY CRONUS!!!! I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THERE!!! SOME HOW!!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO ONE TEENY TINY ITTY BITTY THING FOR ME!!!!!! JUST A SMALL THING!!!!
I CAN handle all that. Trust me. #suggestive
NOBODY gets in between my moms!!! ... except aunt jane apparently ~_@
ohhhhh nothing LOL hey just feelin kinda ~random~ but do u wanna hang out later? u know...... alone ;)
IS IT GOING TO BE ABOUT ME??? PLEASE??? I WANT TO BE INCLUDED!!!!! AND HAVE THE HIGHEST RATING!!!!
BLINK TWO TIMES IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!! IF NOT!!! I, DEXTER, WILL BE OVER THERE TOMORROW TO COLLECT STEVE-O!!!!!!
Past tense. Come anywhere near me or my family, and you're *triple* dead.
@aeneasCaldarium Come over.
Wasn’t the misogyny a little obvious, Dex?
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Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
I am, certainly, not nearly so base and publicly crude.
It was, admittedly, rather bad.
my sort???? wdym.
When I do it, it is with some sense of class.
BARKBARKBARK DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT OR I WILL TELEPORT YOU INTO THE GREEN MOTHERFUCKING SUN JADE IS A REAL PERSON YOU CREEP!!!!!!!!!!
IM NOT ATTRACTED TO VWOMEN
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P=titi(=)n t(=) publicly cull @a=n=asCaldarium
it wouLLd be a huge win for feminism if we pubLLicLLy executed another chittr user on #yuriday. just saying
Ɏ i think we should be nice a-a-and/or a-a-a rea-a-asona-a-able level of consensua-a-ally pitch-mea-a-an to girls. tha-a-ats my hot ta-a-ake. sorry. #va-a-alerihotta-a-akes #genuinesta-a-atement Ɏ
dont mediate the chitt you know what you did dude and on #yuriday of all days and about my sister too if i see you in these streets your lusus cant save you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c83ea17f196b.png
She doesn't have an entire misogynistic manifesto on how best to manipulate degrade and disrespect them into allegedly having sex with you
where is troll yami yugi to banish that guy into the shadow realm atem save us atem #vagueposting #notsovauge #yuriday
troll je6us as my witness, we'll fuCkin' Cull this bastard.
(and he posted this on yuriday of all days.)
During Yuri Hour. :/
HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO. Believe whatever you wish, darling!
that wwas my fakey fake booby trapped explodin wwand you nonce it explodes in your face and scars you for life theyre gonna call you onescar noww because it ruined your dual scars and lonescars already taken before you reply my challenge to you is not to acknowwledge my use a the term "booby" go
(=｀ェ´=) < GO ROLEPLAY ON ANOTHER PURRSONS POST. #GETOUUUUT #MEWAREBANNEDFUREVER
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You didn't even know that word until you learned a8out human culture.
I meant to take a bath tonight but got too sucked into the movie I was watching… damn. Tomorrow then.
aint my intentions, im real into all persuasions boss, its just vwhat he says
🧹🧹🧹🧹
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THIS VWASNT AN INVWITATION TO DO THAT HERE!! GET!!
its @aeneascaldarium if theyre into 'not gay', and its me if theyre a hot babe, nb baddie or sexy man
I Dont Try To See Much Of Anything From You If Were Being Honest
you were supposed 2 say yes to that :/ #Noohoo4evs
@aeneasCaldarium k so....... my answer depends on your answer 2 this quick q i have for you are you a wizard yet orrrrr
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Im n0t trying 2 fuck y0u 0mg my g0000d y0ure s0 vweird!!!!!
i hate y0u vwery vwery pla2nically. just g00d 0ld fashi0n hate.
（=´∇｀=）< MALE PURREGNANCY IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN CREATION. #MITULAISHETGEMBTW #LOVETHEM #BEAUTIFULMPURREG https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/mitula.png
honestly? 1 d1dn't e1ther, haha! ...uhh, that upcom1ng bb ep m1ght need to come w1th another addendum, now that 1 th1nk about 1t...
Sexting someone so future Rose can regret it. #nsfw #substance
I need to introduce somebody new to fuck up my life. Any takers?
Proof.
Is it because you hate when fish are women. Finteresting.
Do you hear that, Cronus?
-=[ ddid youget a bad one crendle x-)_☺]=-
@carmineGnosiology givin it 2 u strait you could do so much betta than hangin out w @aeneasCaldarium but to each fish their own hook i aint spoken to u fore so idk how diff you are from otter kankris on here so far i aint impressed 38/
i h8 havin a pussy u hear ONE funny joke and its all ogre 4 ur underwears #nsfw??
Troll smash or pass was last night let's do a ranking this time! #nsfw 1. Aradia, oh my God I love shes so much she's so pretty and attractive and cool 2. Aranea, yap session but awesome 3.Eridan, I like my men pathetic 4.Meulin, she has snacks! 5.Feferi, she's pretty! I like her a lot :) 6.Porrim I feel like my lack of a mother figure has led me here 7.Meenah shes mean but it's hot 8.Nepeta, shes cute! One of the good cats in my opinion. 9.Equius, he's hot! But I'm pretty sure a night with him wouldn't go well 10.Latula she's fine like really fine and cool! 11.Kanaya, she's sweet dunno about that whole rainbow drinker thing though :/ 12.Rufioh, he seems nice actually :) 13.Terezi, she's a bit all over the place but we could have fun :) 14.Sollux, feel like we'd argue more than get anything done maybe it'd be good once we get going 15.Vriska, a bit too mean for my pace not sure how we'd get along anyways 16.Gamzee if I knew him better maybe higher as of now no thanks 17.Damara I wouldn't understand her at all :/ 18.Mituna, feel like we'd have a bad time from what I've seen 19.Tavros, way too awkward not my thing 20.Karkat, way too much complicated shit not touching anything with him unless I'm incredibly wasted 21.Kurloz, don't know well enough :/ 22.Kankri yap session but evil 23.Horuss not my type period 24.Cronus, never
Since y9u are adamant in identifying as #N9tGay I h9pe it's n9t 9verstepping t9 assume that my name's inclusi9n in y9ur p9st is in reference t9 the female Kankri I've seen 9n here, 6ut I am still disapp9inted t9 see that even y9u w9uld include a versi9n 9f me in this 9ffensive and 96jectifying practice. I literally just made a p9st a69ut this.
you should host a musical with your brothers
qu1ck smash or pass go #nsfw #nsfwe john: maybe jade: maybe dave: maybe rose: maybe jane: yeah jake: absolutely d1rk: yeah roxy: yeah arad1a: maybe damara: no comment karkat: no kankr1: uhhhh *noncomm1ttal hand gesture* maybe... gag 1s k1nda requ1red though... ruf1oh: };) any other ruf1ohs around th1s s1te hmu... tavros: uh. no offense to my boy(g1rl?) but 1 gotta say no on th1s one... just l1ke, on pr1nc1ple... sollux: maybe just for the ps11on1cs m1tuna: depends on the tuna nepeta: depends on the nep meul1n: h*ll yeah kanaya: don't th1nk 1 could manage to pull even 1f 1 tr1ed lol porr1m: yeah terez1: maybe latula: yeah vr1ska: ❌❌NO❌❌ aranea: maybe equ1us: yeah horuss: no comment gamzee: yeah kurloz: YES er1dan: maybe cronus: yeah fefer1: don't know 1f 1 could pa1l the younger vers1on of my empress. just feels we1rd. meenah: uh. ok 1t's l1ke compl1cated... l1ke 1 would 1f she wanted? but l1ke... a1n't really what 1'm all about w1th her spec1f1cally... 1dk, def1n1tely a paler shade on that quad tbqh lol... uh meenah don't read th1s part lmao
oh right. have you tried killing the cops that pulled you over
idk enough about buggies to tell how bad of an offense that it. i dont drive. did you try killing the drones that pulled you over
WHAT IF I MADE HER EVEN MORE BADASS???
@catastrophicGalaxy #nsfw #bulgerating First Bulge Rating where, uhm, not only can I see my target, but now, you all can see me. Dexter Vuzrei is a... Hhhh. They are Archetypical. She defines a certain strength. Dexter is a frightening and beautiful troll. This is reflected not only in her face but her bulge. I have been a little scared to make this reading... Uhm. Truth be told, you should count yourself lucky to be in the presence of such a troll! Stats: Strength: 8 Hhhfff. Pleasantly strong, but, expected at her coolness of blood. Pliability: 4 Excellent. Not too floppy, and plays into her x-factor... Length: 8 A strong score, but, uhm, Girth: 5-ish. You'll see! X-Factor: 4! You'll see! I was so worried doing this reading , thinking there was something wrong with Dexter's bulge that I had thought there was a foreign object in the bulge. It would turn out, instead, the bulge is host to high-depth striations-- aka, she is ribbed! Hhfff. And, it's excellently spaced. Meaning you'll certainly feel every bit of it on the circumference of... Well... Whatever it is she would use this for. Though, it also has limited her range of motion, thus, reducing their pliability score! These harder pleasure rings... Hhhh. She smells of ash and a sweet muskiness. Long days in the lab make her musk almost that of a fattiness. Like, she's made ash tallow using her body. Their taste is impeccable. It's, uhm, exactly what you'd expect. A sweet secretion you can't get enough of. Hff, it compounds the pan! You simply must get a taste of it... 1.9 Pounds. Uhm. I think the best component of her bulge, aside from it's ridges, would be her blatant additional stamina. Hhh, I can't, outright, prove this but it would seem that her bulge is quite resilient to stimulation in the sense that she can go for a long time. Hfff she's a monstrosity in the best way.
Oh you rascal! Have I failed the challenge?
友達がノームに人質に取られてるんだと思う。どうすればいい？ 最初は自分の力でそのノームを消し去ろうと思ったんだけど、少しやりすぎかもしれない。
I AM ABOUT TO FIGHT A GNOME THAT IS HOLDING CRONUS AMPORA HOSTAGE!!! WISH ME LUCK EVERY ONE!!!!
@AENEASCALDARIUM I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ONLY THE REAL CRONUS AMPORA WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!! WHEN I WAS A GRUB!!! WHAT WAS THE CLASSIC ONLINE VIDEO GAME THAT I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY BECAUSE MY PARENTAL FIGURE SUCKED!!!!! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO REPLY!!!
....I AM GROWING SUSPICIOUS
I MUST KEEP INFORMATION ABOUT THIS EXPERIMENT...PRIVATE!!! BUT ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT THE GNOME IS VERY DANGEROUS!!!! THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE OUT FOR BLOOD!!!!
Trying to think of ways being sick could be hot but then I start sneezing.
u fall in2 trolls ive talked 2 :3
I miss my clowns
What, like get sneezed on?
it would make pearlfect sense to me
[|87 :: You p00r p00r spec;men...
[|87 :: 1n my countless pat;ents and observed spec;mens 1 have yet to see th;s same trend. 1 only not;ce th;s d;st;nct;on w;th human pat;ents.
[|87 :: see;n you use the word "problemat;c" has got to be the funn;est sh;t 1 have seen today https://;.yt;mg.com/v;/Fkk9D1-8el4/mqdefault.jpg
[|87 :: Ah how very w;se of you, 1 bet you tell your doctor that he's wrong whenever he d;agnoses your erect;le dysfunct;on as well yes?
[|87 :: 1 am l;terally a med;cal profess;onal who has analyzed countless spec;mens phenotypes and genotypes...trolls have the same base parts that serve the same funct;on...d;d..d;d your lusus not g;ve you the b;rds and the bees talk?
I'm editing your bulge review.
[|87 :: the same as any other troll? dawg are you h;gh?
ok ok had me go1n there for a sec haha... l1ke bro, coulda just asked lmao 😂
... uh... 😳😳😳
look, lovwe the ladies, hot babes are hot babes. but theres just somethin about men and them non-binaries that gets my blood pumpin... #suggestivwe #wvagueposting
Ahahahahahahahaha! No.
待って、スカートを履くことに興味があるの？初めて聞いたよ。
Not to intrude on dear old Cronus's post, but there are many other factors to consideration when looking at a 'Daddy' type to fit into your life. Daddy Doms and other paternal sensual archetypes rely very much so on the basis of establishing a power dynamic of care, affection, and reassurance. It is usually not just saying 'daddy' but looking to that individual for comfort and a warmth often missing. Couldn't be me. But, just something to consider among the many, many other facets of this particular dynamic.
cause you keep asking them to say it thats naut how it works
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1ts l1k3 b33n th3r3 bro wh3r3 h4v3 you b33n.
1M GO1NG TO SP1T ON YOU
THAT WAS COMPLETELY WRONG!!!!
EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION!! IN AUSTIN POWERS 3!! THERE IS A QUOTE THAT REFERENCES GODZILLA THAT I SAY ALMOST ALL THE TIME!! I WILL SAY PART OF THE QUOTE AND YOU FINISH IT!!! "RUUUUN!!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!" "BUT DO TO INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT LAWS, IT IS NOT!!!" OKAY NOW ITS YOUR TURN!!!!
Hm. What are your woke credientials.?
You're kind of like a whore who thinks they're owed something.
It was mostly us discussing music and tv shows, but if that's what gets your rocks off okay.
((WE WERE STANDING OUTSIDE TO SHARE MUSIC WITH EACHOTHER AND WE JUST HEARD "hey !! up here!!" a bunch until they dropped CHRISTMAS LIGHT BULBS until my friend yelled "we're purposefully ignoring you' it was WILD SKDHGDSJ))
Oh wow. Did it work.
nnnnnnno, no, got t)(at covered.
im good, t)(anks.
i cannaut fucking believe no cronus out there in the entirety of chittr / the multiverse whatebber told me aboat betty rizzo
moby if they gave me any reason to give a fuck about frenchy i would
naut like im an expert on relationships or nofin trust me #beentherefailedthat but danny and sandy dont got ANYFIN going on besides being dude and gill in the same environment
i need this ugly fucking guy to drop dead and these pink ladies to form a polycule
dude hit the most nasally pitch ill ebber hear
https://i.postimg.cc/8k0gX7ZS/191a30b31d2542d3b4c7a9e26663e554-xl.jpg ey fellas its me 16 year old human buoy with sunken eyes and the wear n tear of age
D9n't w9rry, I w9n't attach y9ur handle t9 it. Y9ur inv9lvement will 6e c9mpletely an9nym9us. N9 9ne will have t9 kn9w that it is y9u 6ehind the inquiry.
OF COURSE OF COURSE!!! HOWEVER!!! AFTER WE WATCH EACH MOVIE YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A POP QUIZ TO TEST HOW WELL YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION!!!!! IF YOU GET AN A PLUS!!!! I WILL LET YOU SQUEEZE NOT ONE BUT BOTH OF MY BOOBS!!!!!!!!!! #NSFW
@AENEASCALDARIUM MY FAVORITE BIG GUY!!! MY BIG STRONG MAN!!! I, DEXTER, AM INVITING YOU TO MY HIVE!!! WHERE WE WILL WATCH ALL 38 GODZILLA MOVIES IN ORDER OF RELEASE DATE!!! I REFUSE TO TAKE ANY OTHER MOVIE SUGGESTIONS!!!! (UNLESS IF IT IS THE TRANSFORMERS SERIES!!!!!!!)
I'm talented with my tongue. I just don't get to use it much. #nsfw
WE'RE ALMOST DONE BIG GUY!!! YOUR EYE BROWS LOOK SO GOOD!!!!
GOOD!!! BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA MAKE MORE OF THESE!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY POSING, BIG GUY, BECAUSE NEXT WE'RE DOING A MEDIEVAL TIMES MAKE OVER!!!! NOW STAY STILL HANDSOME!!!
It's hard to+ pinpo+int the exact mo+ment, but there is a very specific frame which I think is the best po+ssible lo+o+k fo+r yo+u. It's a 'blink and yo+u miss it' frame, where fo+r just o+ne glo+rio+us milliseco+nd, yo+ur entire face is blo+cked by a mirro+r, and yo+u can't see anything. No+t even yo+ur hair.
Anyway. @aeneasCaldarium @aer9dynamicTramp I think it is a69ut time we schedule an9ther #6ef9rus69ys rec9rding sessi9n. I've recently 6een struck with inspirati9n f9r s9me supplementary materials we sh9uld c9ver in a 69nus epis9de 9r tw9. And since these w9uld 6e 9pti9nal listening t9 9ur audience, I think it w9uld 6e wise t9 rec9rd 69nus epis9des 9n 9ur 9ff-days. Like t9day. Let me kn9w when y9u're availa6le.
not 2 b mean or anythin but i HVEA heard rumors
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh okay. #nsfwv https://cdnimgchestcom/files/072d81e0c34apng
I believe this is what they call, "Fumbling the bag." If you want a partner, I suggest getting into wizard garbage and magic stat, love. ♥︎ ♥︎
Treading on thin ice, nya.
hhfff
Not particularly, no. Why do you ask, love? ♥︎
⚚ha⚚ Is A Ve℞y, Ve℞y Specific Feeling. So No.
LISTEN!!! IT IS FUN TO HAVE PEOPLE RATE MY BULGE!!! HIGH NUMBERS MAKE HAPPY BRAIN CHEMICALS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
I TOOK A PERFECT PICTURE OF MY BULGE!!! JUST FOR THE TENTABULGE FIEND'S REQUESTS TO BE CLOSED!!!! DANG IT!!!!! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR TO ME.... #NSFW
O+thers did try. Yo+u still weapo+nized their co+ncern fo+r yo+u, and tried to+ take advantage o+f their go+o+d will, because yo+u felt that yo+u were o+wed so+mething yo+u were no+t. And yo+ur wo+rds co+ntinue to+ give the impressio+n that if I were to+ serio+usly try and o+ffer yo+u any so+rt o+f care, yo+u wo+uld push fo+r mo+re and mo+re and mo+re. So+ no+.
dw ill b gay enough 4 the both of us
Jus' worry abou' recoverin' f'r now! >///<
xx_nuh_☝️_xx
↘️these high words of praise are literally some of the only things that make the long nights worth it.↘️ ↗️MY AMPORACOIN SITS HEAVY IN MY DIGITAL WALLET, BACKED SECOND BY THE BLOCKCHAIN AND FIRST BY THE STURDY, UNYIELDING PRONGS OF A SUPERIOR FINANCIAL CONSULTANT.↗️ ↘️it is like my caegar and also my own self is wrapped ceaselessly in a blanket of comfort.↘️ ↗️SO COLDBLOODED AND REGAL THAT IT THREATENS TO STRANGLE OR FREEZE ME IN ALTERNATING DEPTHS.↗️ ↘️i am supporting you always, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️ALONGSIDE EVERY OTHER BORN SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️and corporate mainstay.↘️
OH, H3Y 3QU1US. YOU KNOW WH4T, 1'LL TRUST YOUR WORD.
im so forkin you on sight
Y9u are entitled t9 that viewp9int, and I respect it, 6ut five h9urs a night is really n9t a huge time c9mmitment. 6esides, dedicating s9 much 9f y9ur free time t9 chasing after w9men is the exact kind 9f female-centric thinkpanset that we as a s9ciety need t9 free 9urselves fr9m. Pri9ritizing 9ne gender 9ver the 9ther is n9t c9nducive t9 the spirit 9f #MensRight.
I'll help these stocks go up. But if they fail I'm dropping out.
et tu, brute... https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/77847ddabc7f.png
vwatch the mowvie.
movwies typically are made up, buddy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c424e4cc2c0b.png
D --> Why would I listen to y D --> Uh D --> Hmm. You are my superior in caste. It would be improper for me to disregard your demand.. D --> But you are of a different planet, with different laws and customs D --> A conundrum most frustrating D --> Neigh, I D --> Well D --> Fiddlesticks, I'm working up a sweat stressing over this so heavily
yeahhh... th1s 1s def1n1tely go1n 1n the podcast... }:\
:33< behave and pay my maids well *ac growls*
T)(e nook of imperialism )(as been vanquis)(ed by t)(e strong, verile bulge of t)(e rebellion 💙 #nsfw
Aren't yoou intoo chicks oonly??? I had her bloocked i had noo idea soomeoone is talking aboout me until my looyal vassals alerted me. Alsoo the celibate part is hilarioous i'm goonna pretend that's true soo we can booth escape
if there were a lad7 (ronus who dressed more mas(uline
No.
no
so lets say another man would give you the most mindblowing pailing but in order for you to participate in this you would have to put on a dress and maybe even pretend to be a girl but you could ultimately project onto the guy railing you meaning that there didnt have to be any guy on guy for you i mean it would be guy on guy for me because im immune to those loopholes and also im there watching obviously would you do it
xx_hm._much_to_think_about._xx
K--<robocock #NSFW #drunkposting
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
:33< haha mewll s33
c< ...ever played dOOM twO? dO tHat >c
:33< i hate that i have to anspurr this :33< its whatefur mew find hottest
youre as well spoken as ever! maybe ill consider bringing you on as a co-guide when i make my future rounds it might be good to have someone whos able to explain things so thoroughly
// I love people who write their characters unapologetically terrible, GENUINELY like just awful and fun and man. I LOVE IT. -SHAKES U- I LOVE YOU. KEEP IT UP. WOOHOO!!
xx_basement_please_get_in_chchow_basement_xx
i think its the fllippancy man. going from 100 to 0 makes all the sadness llook fake
im not payin 4 his tattoo removal
bb i rlly do think we need the space
Wo+w, I suddenly feel entirely willing to+ put my lips o+n yo+ur neck and drink yo+ur blo+o+d. If o+nly yo+u weren't lo+cked behind bars. This feeling will o+nly last fo+r the next thirty seco+nds. This is a terrible shame fo+r bo+th o+f us. And I am typing as quickly as po+ssible so+ as to+ no+t run do+wn tho+se thirty seco+nds as well. Ho+w is Jail by the way? Despite the Muckrake's news article I have never been. O+h, the feeling passed.
this is y u need the tiem away bb u gotta b able 2 understand the lwos and sins of the bojack horseman cast
long distancbe breakups r so hard #heatrbroken #hopetheystopusinafirehoseonhim
ill mail u sum and then ur cut off til ya change
>> 1MFAO poor @aeneaડCa1dar¡um gett¡ng thrown back ¡n the ડea for h¡ડ Prob1emat¡c Horડe aff¡1¡at¡on
im srry i jst dnt think its gonna work out btwn us
To be trrue bulge /)exterrity you'/) be able to /)o it without errasing
my #new missiosn - keep tryna get my fuckin special aisha in neoepets i will get her istg - fidn new guy 2 dlirt with tht doesnr kin bojack - trian breakfast 2 sit
Errasing /)oesn't (ount, silly!
women have cocks too fuckass!!!! >8(
T)(ank you to @arc)(iveAddict for t)(is! T)(is was a GR--EAT idea! For my reacts, I'll keep it very s)(rimple. ♥ - I use t)(is one a lot. )(ow codn't I? It means I --ENCOURAG--E or LOV--E t)(is for you. ♦ - --Expressing kindness or conc)(cern or support. )(ang in t)(ere, little guppy! ♠ - T)(is one is RAR--E, and it's my way of saying I respectfully disagree. ♣ - S)(rimply t)(at I'm not sure )(ow to feel about t)(is. ♥♦♠♣ - T)(is is reserved for someone spes)(ell.
i have been told. sad jailboy deserves nothing. we can instead throw.tomato.LOL
I do do that, yes.
drop the soap.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Chittr user and local sexless fuckboy who has b33n recently jailed for 'Crimes', @aeneasCaldarium has reportedly b33n given a TRAMP STAMP in prison?! This perhaps breaks the WORLD RECORD for recieving a tattoo in prison set previously by @glamorousAuspaciar ! What do you think? Has Cronus lost his way, or are you just curious who that stud who gave him the ink in the first place is?
(^･ω･^) < YOU DON'T DESERVE HER!
MOTHERFUCKING BEN BERNANKE.
there 1s someth1ng deeply wrong w1th th1s f1sh
>> ¡ th¡nk that came out exact1y r¡ght, F¡ડh for Bra¡nડ #freud¡an
#tittytuesday #nsfw Photoshop on some fake ones fof titty tuesday. I’m a frog. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1388657426198302790/1493695071256707073/SPOILER_IMG_7443.jpg?ex=69dfe770&is=69de95f0&hm=f7510d82cba8488b4795cd5e76befec7257eec8bfa57b81c353dd60fb781f4dd&
O-> Yo+u Made Yo+ur Interests Quite Clear, Mr. Ampo+ra.
(^･ω･^) < BACK IN THE MAID OUTFIT FOR YOU!!!
You don't )(ave to be in deNile. You know t)(is is a safe space, rig)(t?
/\_/\ (•Ω• ) I ^^ I し J < WE N33D MORE GAY HIGHBLOOD REPURRSENTATION!
W)(at's wrong wit)( being gay?
to clarify, i am the 1 motorboatin his totties. hes nawt in mine
i have. a suggestion. maybe. if you were. a nice. violet girl. you could. get away with it.
◥▶◀◤ —> What is gay about bros admiring my pecs?
◥▶◀◤ —> My pectorals are akin to a bust. I could provide you comfort. If you are still in need.
MAYBE LATER. I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH YOU AND YOUR ALT. STROKING EACH OTHER OFF. #CRONUSUNION #NSFW #FUJOINGOUT
i havwe a list of howv likely my alts wvould betray me.
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
Lik£, anything for you ;P if you lik£ promis£ to h£lp m£ g£t that trampolin£ <3
Thanks to lik£, £v£ryon£ for lik£, loving my show at lik£, #£ridanw££k!! <3 I was lik£, advis£d to lik£, k££p th£ show lik£, SFW. Sorry to any lik£, original JILARVA£ fans for th£ lack of lik£, shirt coming off. Hop£ you lik£, £njoy£d it anyway <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/£ridanw££k.png
Beautiful women save me. Save me beautiful women.
Gently, I'll have t9 decline y9ur 9ffer, thank y9u. I cann9t say I'd 6e interested in anything like that. I d9 n9t wish t9 see any nude 69dies, n9r d9 I wish t9 share images 9f my 9wn 69dy.
For me it's the nausea that's the worst.
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If i lik£, s££ who£v£r has that lik£, singl£ p£rson trampolin£ at lik£, #£ridanw££k I WILL b£ lik£, fighting th£m. I lik£, N££D to b£ #bouncingonit. #imcoming
I will lik£ g£nuin£ly lik£ fight you for this. No jok£. I n££d to b£ #bouncingonit at lik£, #£ridanw££k. I will lik£ fight you for this. Lik£, look out.
I've become somewhat transfixed by a new trading card game. Something about the allure of learning alongside triumphing over others in an arena of ideas has warmed my petrified lump of ire clogged ventricle valves embedded in my chest. https://i.imgur.com/79hoiLv.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #Gacha #WikiPulldiaHours
Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
:/
....Really not beating the uhaul allegations.
If I was trying to manipulate you I would do it easy, I was just trying to be honest. Anyways, I should get on with my day. Good luck, sweetcheeks.
I just mean I think 5 years could pass and you'd still accept a dm. But also, yeah. Pretty easiliy. Clingy seadweller? I already have one bothering me every other day. Have you ever at least tried hard to get instead of message-stalking botherations? It's sad. Pitiful, really.
You seem desperate enough that I don't think you would ever actually deny letting a woman talk to you. It's sad. #sad. not exactly once in a lifetime that way.
I was so close to messaging you for psychoanalysis purposes but I think I need to take a moment to stop being disgusted by every message you send me. Yikes.
You really make a girl want to drink before she talks to you. But then make her not want to drink at the idea she might make horrific mistakes if she does. You make me feel both a need to drink and a disgust towards it. How do you manage this.
Don't call me that. But maybe. The idea isn't awful, I already know some things about you others do not seem to.
Yes.
Hm. There is something psychologically I would like to tear apart about you.
Letting Dsprite take my phone was decidedly a good idea. It was a very good night last night.
You thought in egregious error.
That's great to hear handsome howvs the bed treating you, is it lonely ;)
Pretty girls in my phone.
I keep zoning out lately.
In search of a DILF. Qualifications: not a seadweller and preferably not still married. Second half up for debate.
:33< cant you find somekitty you know... more your timeline?
yeah, i just talked >>ith the authorities, they said they dont kno>> me, so im not a rat actually
uhhh, a fun time?
the dilf id married. do i still go for it. it is remingding me of myex wife and i think i might jusgt go home instead. life is so eivl.
Dilf at the bar. Life is beautiful once more.
I just wanted my refund from troll Chilis.
s a bit of both. its cute awhen a boy thinks hes the one charming you but he clearly ahs no other options. you can make him squirm #nsfw
ah... ok!
its nothign i really its nothign gomen i just remember the way you two were chitting at each other 53 hours ago and you seemed to be playing a bit of cat and mouse with him with you as the mouse and him as the cat perhaps a sort of alpha omega situation and i had been monitoring it very closely in case something bloomed and though it withered i believe that situations like these can be solved with a bit of tender love and pail and so with that i wwas just thinkign also maybe if that were to happen that since it was on my psot where things started i woudl be allowed to maybe be in the same room maybe or maybe even a bit clsoer but probably not i odnt know anythig about that gomen i didnt mean but hwo tall are you btoh again and you both are the same so you knwo exactly wehr you like to be touched and then maybe if you knwo you could show me buti would just learn visually befkbf. fo////////.,./////....f,ffg h. (tags: towel, #nsfw)
Nah. M'ang only has one bulge and I dunnae share. #nsf\/\/\/\/
I WUNT MY BFS ND GFS 2 KISSS!!!!! <3333333
⤐I am n⊕t calling y⊕u daddy. #nsfw
hes big an bad unti hes on his knees beggin 4 u ;P #nsfw
whaaat's uuup. aaanyooone clooown aaand aaabooove waaannaaa haaang~ #highblooooood #waaanttooohaaavefuuun
i am not your "lil" bro an if you evver attempt to instill any kind a familial human camaraderie betwween us again i wwill feed you to the lusii at the zoo
betwween the cronii an my femboy alt <3< this bloodline is cooked so much for hemopurity