Kankri V.
@carmineGnosiology
he/him | 9ff-spectrum | adult | Keen adherent 9f the discipline of Pr9blematics. | D9n't call me Signless. ((pfp image by taireierre on tumblr))
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
♯nothingweek ♯mynothing
♰ i am.. quite over this violet’s week long celebration i’d much prefer we go back to.. whatever we were doing before.. baring all on a public platform.. ♰
...im quite bored of it. its not 𝓁ike i can even go regard𝓁ess.
♰ mm.. indeed even then, why would you want to? all to blow up the ego of some troll with gills and a silly cape? please ♰
...exact𝓁y. id rather go back to si𝓁𝓁y posts and quaint conversation. it seems 𝓁ike every other post is about eridan week 𝓁ate𝓁y.
♰ all blind to the propaganda that is obviously present, of course, through a massive week long party hoping you get the masses to forget and forgive the sheer horrors they put them through… i need to calm myself down ♰
There seems t9 6e s9me c9nfusi9n. #N9thingWeek is n9t and will n9t ever 6e affiliated with Cr9ckerC9rp 9r its c9nstituents. I hate t9 g9 s9 far as t9 claim there is a smear campaign against us t9 delegitimize the N9thing Week m9vement, 6ut I d9 find it c9ncerning that such an 9therwise c9mpetent seeming 9rganizati9n has erred in such a drastic fashi9n. T9 my N9thing Week ac9lytes, please d9 n9t 6e swayed 6y Cr9ckerC9rp's c9mments 9n my previ9us p9st. This s9rt 9f fake news can 6e upsetting, 6ut I assure y9u I am getting t9 the 69tt9m 9f this. Please, c9ntinue spreading the w9rd as n9rmal (and remem6er t9 utilize the hashtag #N9thingWeek t9 raise as much awareness as p9ssi6le!).
D --> Wait we are having a week to celebrate me now
As #EridanWeek trends 9nce m9re, I w9uld like t9 remind every9ne that it is a c9mpletely 9pti9nal event. If y9u t99 are gr9wing weary 9f the c9nstant pr9m9ti9n, the disgustingly want9n hed9nism, the endless cha9s, and the sight 9f certain typing quirks 9n y9ur Chittr feed, I ask y9u yet again t9 j9in me in #N9thingWeek. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a c9unterpr9test campaign that aims t9 s9lve the central gripe 9f Eridan Week (#EridanWeek): that Chittr users are upset, unc9mf9rta6le, and dismayed at the th9ught 9f spending seven entire nights dedicated t9 artificially lauding 9ne du6i9usly deserving individual. And as N9thing Week d9es n9t have the same c9rp9rate 6ackings 6ehind it that certain 9ther mass events d9, I am pr9ud t9 state that N9thing Week is anticapitalist, sustaina6le, renewa6le, diverse, equita6le, and inclusive. If y9u w9uld like t9 take part 9f #N9thingWeek, I enc9urage y9u t9 p9st a69ut it using the appr9priate hashtags and spread the w9rd t9 y9ur friends, family, acquaintances, neigh69rs, and tech-savvy lusii. With y9ur help, we can get #N9thingWeek trending and finally put an end t9 this ludicr9usness. #N9thingWeek
// HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE MOST KANKRI KANKRI TO EVER KANKRI
yez yez oh my gog finally zomeone with a thinkpan here!!!! x_x
Please enjoy the alternative enrichment of #nothingweek sponsored by CROCKERCORP! Your endorsement compensation is on the way, Kankri. It is truly a pleasure doing business with you.
There seems t9 6e s9me c9nfusi9n. Perhaps y9u have g9tten me mixed up with 9ne 9f the 9ther Kankris 9n this platf9rm (in which case I str9ngly urge y9u carefully read the Chittr handles 9f the pe9ple y9u resp9nd t9 6ef9re making such an err9r again), 6ut I have n9t accepted any such funds, and have n9 intent t9 6e a part 9f y9ur g9vernment-funded mass marketing campaign. N9thing Week (#N9thingWeek) is a grassr99ts, n9npr9fit hashtag m9vement f9r the pe9ple (#F9rThePe9ple) that d9es n9t and will n9t align itself with Eridan Week 9r its 6eliefs, and y9u are n9t auth9rized t9 a6s9r6 it within y9ur 6rand. Wh9ever has t9ld y9u 9therwise is misinf9rmed.
He's such a kidder, this one.
I am n9t. #N9thingWeek is a seri9us issue and I appr9ach it with n9thing 6ut the gravity that it deserves. I d9n't kn9w wh9 9n y9ur team is resp9nsi6le f9r this mix-up, 6ut see that it is rectified immediately 6ef9re I am f9rced t9 take acti9n against y9u.
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
do you like need help blink twice if you do
Reasonable outlook. Sad outlook. I think you should enjoy life, while you have it.
♯hashtag ♯yournothing
I'M ONLY #CAGEPOSTING. I'M AT WORK. IT'S AMUSING. AND RELATABLE. HYPERBOLE. ABOUT THE TOILS. OF BEING SHACKLED. TO RESPONSIBILITY. #ANDNOTHINGELSE #DONTASKMETHINGSTHATWILLGETMEFIRED #ONMYWORKCHITTR
oh yeah sure work totally that thing we all have to do until we die #definitelynotanythingelse
I appreciate the spirit, alth9ugh I find y9ur messaging t9 6e a little 6leak. Still, I am happy t9 see the supp9rt f9r #N9thingWeek.
9n an unrelated n9te, n9t inspired 6y any s9rt 9f recent events, I want t9 remind any9ne practicing #celi6acy t9 remain steadfast in y9ur c9nvicti9ns, n9 matter what s9rt 9f temptresses cr9ss y9ur Chittr feed 9r y9ur thinkpan. And remem6er, stay away fr9m Eridan Week. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
CAN YOU DESCRIBE SOME OF THE TEMPTRESSES. SO I CAN AVOID THEM BETTER.
Ugh I Dont Know I Think We Need To Let Him Have This
N9, it's a hyp9thetical. I am just saying, *if* s9me9ne were t9 6e struggling with de6ased th9ughts 9f any kind, I w9uld just like t9 9ffer my supp9rt t9 them and remind them that integrity and strength 9f m9ral character is always prefera6le t9 giving in.
AAH. I UNDERSTAND. IT IS BETTER TO BE DENIED. LEFT WANTING. IT IS A PURER DESIRE. UNTAINTED BY ACTUALIZATION. WOW. I AM STARTING TO GET. YOUR WHOLE CHASTITY THING. YOU ARE KIND OF. EVEN SICKER THAN ME. IN A WAY. IT IS ADMIRABLE. THAT EVEN IN LONELY. ACHING NEED. YOU DENY YOURSELF. THE SIMPLE COMFORT. OF THE TOUCH OF ANOTHER. OR EVEN. YOURSELF. SO AS TO REMAIN FOCUSED. ON THE FAKE STRENGTH POINTS. THAT YOU ACCUMULATE. BY NOT THINKING ABOUT BULGE. #NSFW #KINDOFHOT #COULDNOTBEMETHOUGH #INEEDITTOLIVE
This is a gr9ss perversi9n 9f the tenets 9f a celi6ate lifestyle. I shall kindly ask y9u t9 st9p attempting t9 misguide my f9ll9wers (wh9 9f c9urse read all 9f my p9sts and replies cl9sely) and I d9wn y9ur path 9f depravity.
I heard a rumor that #EridanWeek is literally profiting off of theft and eXploitation of hardworking midblood trolls..... - MC Oleana
As we prepare f9r an9ther night 9f #eridanweek, I have 6egun t9 rec9nsider my stance 9n the entire affair. After spending the past few h9urs painstakingly scr9lling thr9ugh the entire hashtag and 6earing witness t9 the carnage, I must rescind my supp9rt f9r #every9neweek, and in fact, rescind my supp9rt f9r any9ne having a #week at all. It is n9t s9mething I d9 lightly, and I ap9l9gize t9 every9ne wh9 had expressed interest in #every9neweek, 6ut I cann9t keep silent. I, like many 9f y9u, had 6een tricked int9 thinking it was an earnest, intellectual cele6rati9n 9f life and unlife achievements. I see n9w that it is n9thing 6ut an excuse f9r want9n hed9nism and de6auchery, and I simply cann9t stand t9 see six m9re nights 9f attendees tearing 9ne an9ther apart f9r n9 real reas9n. If y9u, like me, find y9urself appalled at yesternight's events, j9in me as I take a 6rave stand against the madness and hav9c 9f Eridan Week. With en9ugh 9f y9u p9sting str9ngly w9rded Chitts a69ut y9ur dissatisfacti9n, the event 9rganizers will have n9 ch9ice 6ut t9 heed 9ur w9rds and put an end t9 this gr9ss act 9f 9verindulgence. Please use the f9ll9wing hashtags t9 ensure y9ur p9st reaches the pr9per audience. #AntiEridanWeek #N9thingWeek
Hell9, Latula. It's nice t9 see y9u, as always. N9rmally I w9uld 6e quite against nicknames, 6ut I can let it slide this time. Y9u aren't participating in Eridan Week, are y9u?
I ONLY HEARD "WANT9N HED9NI$M" #IMCOMING
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Okay but lik£, th£ show I gav£ lik£, on stag£ and at th£ aft£rparty was lik£ AW£SOM£<3 #imcoming #bouncingonit #£ridanw££k
That 9ne is... fine. That's fine. I preferred Kankz, 9r even Kankri, if y9u ever felt like dr9pping the nicknames. Just as a suggesti9n. I w9uldn't want t9 tell y9u what t9 d9 th9ugh. I d9n't kn9w if I c9uld attri6ute my current m99d t9 any 9ne thing, I think y9u just happened t9 catch me at a g99d time. It's a fun little c9incidence. As f9r Eridan Week, I'm glad y9u aren't attending. If y9u w9uld 6e s9 kind as t9 read my 9riginal p9st, it seems t9 6e n9thing 6ut rampant madness. I'm trying t9 9rganize a c9unter-campaign in pr9test, in fact. If y9u're interested in spreading the w9rd, 6e sure t9 utilize the hashtags #AntiEridanWeek and #N9thingWeek s9 pe9ple kn9w y9ur stance 9n the matter.
Hah. Thank y9u. I appreciate y9ur kind w9rds 9f supp9rt. It's always nice t9 kn9w I can c9unt 9n y9u t9 6e 9n my side when it c9mes t9 imp9rtant matters such as this.
Finally someone who isn't afraid to #SpeakUp You're so brave. #Lowbloodrights - MC Oleana
I will continue to live chit my time and erridan week but i would like to publically state my supporrt forr kankrri v's prroposal of #everryoneweek I was excited to frreshie farrm durring the flarrp event but i think Ive seen my fairr sharre of death and slaughterr forr the week??
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
I fuck with #everryoneweek actually can we do that one instead??
If y9u'd like t9 j9in in 9n #every9neweek, 6e sure t9 chitt a69ut it using the af9rementi9ned hashtag and tag any 9f y9ur friends and enemies wh9'd 6e interested. With en9ugh pe9ple c9ntri6uting t9 the cause, we can get it trending and influence Chittr festivities f9r the 6etter.
ITS ALL MY FAAAAAULT #IInvitedBruno
Maybe This Would Be A Better Idea If Everyone Was Deserving Of A Week. Some People Don't Even Deserve A Day.
I need t9 make a separate p9st 9n this matter t9 get ahead 9f any disc9urse, 6ecause s9me pe9ple are determined t9 take my w9rds 9ut 9f c9ntext. I am n9t and have never 6een against a pr9miscu9us pers9n's right t9 have sex when and where they want, within reas9n. In fact, s9me 9f my 6est friends are particularly pr9miscu9us and I have never 9nce t9ld them they c9uldn't 6e. I am m9re than 9kay with it, as l9ng as they keep their acti9ns safe, sane, c9nsensual, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where the rest 9f us d9n't have t9 6ear witness t9 it. This hardly makes me a slutshamer. I'm a #slutsavi9r.
You lost me at the "safe" bit.
1 M34N 1T'S CONS3NSU4L BUT 1 WOULDN'T C4LL 1T S4N3
Safe sane and consensual is yesterday's news, we practice RACK now!
Risk Aware Consensual Kink. Safety is secondary - after all we readily accept when someone makes the informed decision to skydive despite the risk to their life, so why should it be different when the situation is sexual in nature? :3
I am seeing a l9t 9f disc9urse cr9pping up a69ut #eridanweek (9r is it #eridanwweek?) and the exclusivity inherent in dedicating an entire week t9 9ne pers9n. Perhaps t9 keep the peace we 9ught t9 dedicate the week t9 every9ne instead, s9 n9 9ne feels left 9ut 9f the festivities? That way, every9ne can 6e cele6rated at 9nce with9ut having t9 put any9ne 9n a pedestal. 6esides, #every9neweek has a nice ring t9 it, if y9u ask me.
D9es any9ne kn9w h9w t9 re9rient a pr9file picture? It seems a recent update has messed with my carefully curated pr9file image and I need t9 quickly rectify this err9r f9r #accessi6ility purp9ses f9r my dedicated f9ll9wer6ase.
3833 < I think you need to have an image with equal dimensions! > 3833 < Like 500x500 pixels or so. Crop the image to your liking, pop it into something like File Garden, and bingo! > 3899
Greetings, all. I wanted t9 let y9u kn9w that I have #updated my pr9file with a #new #6anner f9ll9wing the recent site update. If y9u are s9me9ne wh9 is made unc9mf9rta6le 6y sudden changes, I h9pe this p9st can serve as an adequate #warning f9r y9u s9 that y9u may pr9ceed with #cauti9n.
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Given the t9pic at hand, I will try t9 keep this Chitt 6rief: If I held a seminar t9 impr9ve the reading c9mprehensi9n skills 9f the wider Chittr c9mmunity, h9w many 9f y9u w9uld 6e interested? If y9u are, please quadreact t9 this p9st in whichever way y9u're m9st c9mf9rta6le with.
Re: pickles, it came t9 mind first 6ecause I ate 9ne 9n accident earlier this evening. I specifically and repeatedly asked f9r my gru66urger with9ut pickles 6ecause I d9n't like h9w they taste 9r h9w they feel 6etween my teeth, 6ut wh9ever was in charge 9f putting the 9rders t9gether clearly missed the mem9. I meant t9 make a p9st earlier a69ut the imp9rtance 9f heeding 9ne's dietary needs f9ll9wing the incident 6ut w9und up t99 pre9ccupied t9 circle 6ack t9 it. Re: my fav9rite gru6l9af, yes please.
(^･ω･^) < I WILL MAKE SURE TO TAG ALL OF IT INCLUDING THE NSFW!!!!!!!!! WHICH I WILL GLADLY BE PRESENTING TO ALL!!! #nsfw #shipcourse #thiswillbefunmog
Leave me 9ut 9f it unless y9u want t9 get y9ur shipc9urse presentati9n privileges rev9ked.
^^i do belieVe in being clear With What You saY! being misunderstood is aWful^^
Go+t it. No+ pickles and yo+ur favo+rite grublo+af are guaranteed o+n the menu. I'll put stickers with a list o+f ingredients o+n everything I bring just in case, as well. Do+ yo+u still like the same flavo+rs o+f Cruel Aid? I'll bring so+me scalding leaf fluid and a variety o+f no+n-pro+blematic so+das fo+r everyo+ne else.
Why, yes, I d9 like the same flav9rs 9f Cruel Aid, and I am quite flattered that y9u remem6ered. 9ne last request, if y9u w9uldn't mind: c9uld y9u als9 6ring th9se cups with the p9lka d9ts 9n them? I think their 6right, multic9l9red designs sh9uld pr9m9te harm9ny am9ng the diverse audience this event is sure t9 6ring, and they happen t9 6e my fav9rite.
(^･ω･^) < CAN I HAVE SOME CRUEL AID TOO!!! ALSO THIS IS SO PALE I'M SQU333333333ING!!! #SQ333333333
Of co+urse. Whatever yo+u need to+ keep things running smo+o+thly. Feel free to+ let me kno+w between no+w and then if there are any additio+nal snacks yo+u'd like me to+ prepare fo+r yo+u. And everyo+ne else in attendance.
I said leave me 9ut 9f it. There is n9thing pale a69ut this interacti9n, Meulin, h9nestly. P9rrim and I are just friends, I assure y9u.
I have heard thr9ugh the pr9ver6ial tr9ll grapevine that s9me users may 6e upset that I've 6l9cked them. If this is the case, I urge y9u n9t t9 take it pers9nally. Remem6er, curati9n 9f 9ne's 9nline space is integral t9 the Chittr experience. Thank y9u.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BRO IS SPITTIN STRAIGHT UP FACTS UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKER.
Thank y9u f9r y9ur kind w9rds. I really appreciate the supp9rt 9f users like y9u in these times.
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
Thank y9u f9r asking, 6ut I w9n't 6e d9ing that. What specifically are y9u having tr9u6le with understanding? It w9uld 6e n9 tr9u6le at all f9r me t9 expand 9n s9mething.
I've recently 6een made aware 9f a 6rand new Chittr functi9nality update, s9 I will 6e w9rking 9n an intr9duct9ry pinned p9st sh9rtly. Ap9l9gies f9r the delay.
6ef9re I sign 9ff f9r the light there is 9ne thing I need t9 address: My f9ll9wers 9n Grum6lr (it's private #D9ntAsk) keep diagn9sing me with neur9divergencies. As a mental health #ally and an adv9cate 9f pe9ple 6eing c9mf9rta6le navigating their mental illnesses in any way they see fit, I appreciate the 9utp9uring 9f supp9rt, 6ut t9 6e clear, I am #neur9typical. Think 9f me as an 9utsider 96server and appreciat9r 9f a diverse c9mmunity and n9thing m9re. Thank y9u. #Als9 #IThinkIKn9wMyPan6etterThanY9uD9
I'm n9t alive, n9r am I c9ping with anything (what w9uld that even mean in this case? I've already said I'm #neur9typical), 6ut I appreciate the intent 9f y9ur kind message 9f supp9rt.
@glaistigAdv9cate Tell him n9t t9 t9uch me. I d9n't like 6eing t9uched.
its not me this time is it?
Ap9l9gies, I d9n't kn9w what came 9ver me. Please, disregard my previ9us pu6lic 9ut6ursts. Y9u sh9uld kn9w I w9uld never d9 anything t9 purp9sefully deface 9r destr9y the sweater that y9u (9r s9me versi9n 9f y9u, anyway) spent s9 much time and eff9rt in crafting f9r me. Even th9ugh I didn't ask f9r it. I #appreciate y9u and all that y9u've d9ne f9r me.
I'll make ano+ther o+ne fo+r yo+u if yo+u make the list fo+r me and are ho+nest abo+ut it. I'll send yo+u my pro+gress.
9f c9urse. I w9uld 6e delighted t9 review y9ur w9rk thus far and 9ffer any feed6ack that I can.
I'll add it t9 my t9 d9 list. F9r n9w, I'm g9ing t9 d9 s9me light j9urnaling 9n my #W9rdpress 6l9g 6ef9re I retire t9 my recuperac99n f9r the m9rning. I have a l9t 9f th9ughts I need t9 synthesize regarding many things that transpired t9night and I'd rather get that 9ut 9f the way 6ef9re tackling s9mething new.
And yet s9meh9w pe9ple still express dis6elief when I say I am wh9lly disinterested in sex. #Vaguechitting #N9tThatVague