Kankri V.
@carmineGnosiology
he/him | 9ff-spectrum | adult | Keen adherent 9f the discipline of Pr9blematics. | D9n't call me Signless. ((pfp image by taireierre on tumblr))
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
@twitchingR9adcull asks: how do you talk so much? this sounds like an insult but im genuinely at a complete loss at how much you speak on and on and on and on. it genuinely fascinates me. and also scares me a bit. like shivers going down my spine scares me. i dont know im not the trigger master. feel free to lecture me on this i guess Y9u aren't the first pers9n t9 ask me this. At s9me p9int I really sh9uld put t9gether an FAQ addressing the su6ject 9f my l9quaci9usness. While I d9n't understand why it is such a p9int 9f c9ntenti9n am9ng pe9ple, I am m9re than happy t9 discuss it. The reas9n I "talk s9 much", as y9u put it, is 6ecause I am very punctili9us with my w9rds. Simply put, the a6ility t9 articulate myself pr9perly and synthesize my c9gitati9ns int9 exact delineati9ns in 9rder t9 c9nvey certain sentiments the way I intend t9 is 9f the utm9st prep9nderance t9 me. With9ut the a6ility t9 utilize and cultivate exegesis the way we want, we, as mem6ers 9f the warm6l99ded pr9letariat, l9se the a6ility t9 adv9cate f9r 9urselves. The 69urge9is-sea and patriciate classes seek t9 dispirit and dem9ralize tr9lls like me 6y intimating t9 us that we are t99 dilettantish t9 c9gnize when we are 6eing patr9nized against. 6y utilizing my appanages when it c9mes t9 my inc9ntesta6ly prec9ci9us per9rati9n, I am dismantling these encum6rances wherever they may materialize. H9pe this helps. https://f9rms.gle/VZjSd4jfL9sFq92n7 #Ask69x #QnA #AskKankri #Questi9nsFr9mLxxxer #Tr9llLiteracyCrisis
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. AND SO ON.
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH A MOVIE LATER THIS WIPE. ANSWER IN ONE WORD OR LESS.
are You calllllling me illllllitTeratTe because i wondered whY You have walllllls upon walllllls oFf tTeXXXtT on a chitTtTr postT
Yes.
N9. If it seems like I am calling y9u illiterate, I rec9mmend y9u spend s9me time rereading my resp9nse t9 y9ur inquiry until its meaning sinks in.
so now You are calllllling me slllow tToo
I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL OTHER TROLLS ILLITERATE FOR A CHANGE. FIVE STARS. GOOD POST. MY PRAISE IS RARE. DON'T GET USED TO IT.
dAmN DaMaRa gEtS To wAtCh mOvIeS WiTh yOu??? I WaNnA ToO MaN )o:
@animeAffici9nad9 asks: WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ANIME. #NONE? I w9uld like t9 gently c9rrect y9ur assumpti9n that n9 c9ntent warnings are needed here 6y suggesti9ns s9me tags 9f my 9wn: #Assumpti9ns #Presumpti9ns #Sumpti9ns9fManyVarieties #CulturalAppr9priati9n #N9tCulturalAppreciati9n #UnethicalCulturalExchanges #Cl9sedPractices Since I am n9t East 6ef9ran and have n9 tracea6le East 6ef9ran ancestry, it w9uld 6e an irredeema6le and indefensi6le act 9f appr9priati9n t9 ch99se a fav9rite anime, as d9ing s9 w9uld 6e t9 p9siti9n myself as an auth9rity figure in a culture t9 which I d9 n9t 6el9ng. Th9ugh there are indeed s9me animes that I have partaken in, a few 9f which I w9uld even g9 as far as t9 say that I liked, I w9uld never presume t9 encr9ach 9n the rich and st9ried hist9ry 9f #Anime 6y speaking 9ver the v9ices 9f th9se wh9 are rightfully m9re entrenched in the culture than I am. Discussi9ns 9f "fav9rites" when it c9mes t9 the c9nsumpti9n 9f f9reign media sh9uld remain an intrac9mmunity matter 6etween mem6ers 9f the relevant culture, and as an #Ally t9 #East6ef9ran tr9lls and tr9lls affected 6y the #East6ef9ranDiasp9ra, I ch99se t9 decenter myself in the c9nversati9n as an enthusiastic 6ut 9utside 96server. Thanks f9r asking. https://f9rms.gle/VZjSd4jfL9sFq92n7 #Ask69x #QnA #AskKankri #Questi9nsFr9mDamara
MY MISTAKE. THANK YOU FOR ANSWER.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN. 「AS AN ALLY AND...TROLL AFFECTED BY THE #EASTBEFORANDIASPORA.」YOU’RE NOT OPPRESSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SEE RUFIOH AROUND. WHAT AFFECTED YOU.
Thanks f9r p9inting 9ut my typ9. I have since c9rrected it. What I meant was tr9lls (plural) affected 6y the #East6ef9ranDiasp9ra, such as individuals wh9 may 9r may n9t have East 6ef9ran heritage themselves 6ut are nevertheless entrenched in the culture in ways that I am n9t. The L9st Weea699s are an excellent example 9f this phen9men9n actually, as cultural am6assad9rs wh9 have never set f99t in the regi9n 6ut are nevertheless experts in East 6ef9rus' f9reign ways 9f life. I d9n't c9nsider myself a tr9ll affected 6y the #ED6, 6ut n9w that y9u menti9n it, I *am* an 9ppressed figure f9r having t9 6ear witness t9 s9me 9f the m9re distasteful L9st Weea699 ya9i rituals against my will.
#GASLIGHTING. #MOVINGTHEGOALPOST. #SPEAKINGOVERWOMEN. #IGNORINGTHEIRVALIDQUESTIONS. #WATCHINGYAOIWITHOUTME. #ANDANOTHERTYPO. #EBD.*
@handMaid asks: CAN I TRY YOUR PANTS ON. IN A GRAVE. SOMBER. AND MIRTHLESS FASHION. #SERIOUS #SERIOUSBUSINESS #NOTSILLYTHISTIME. That's 6etter. I c9mmend y9u f9r impr9ving y9ur 6ehavi9r and c9mmitting t9 taking things seri9usly. As a reward f9r y9ur 6ehavi9r, I will all9w y9u t9 try my pants 9n. I assume this means y9u are finally expl9ring m9re sensi6le and m9dest fashi9n 9pti9ns, and f9r this, I applaud y9u. Just remem6er t9 return them t9 me in a timely fashi9n (#PunN9tIntended #TripleEntendre) if y9u'd 6e s9 kind. #AndKeepY9urUnderwear9n #Ask69x #AskKankri #QnA #Fashi9nInquiries #Cl9thesSharing #C9mmunalActivitiesF9rATr9llcialistLifestyle #Questi9nsFr9mDamara #Questi9nsFr9mTheHandmaid
As I w9rk 9n a larger p9st addressing s9mething 9f great imp9rtance t9 me, I will 6e re9pening my #Ask69x in the meantime. Please direct any and all 9f y9ur inquiries t9 the link 6el9w. I will answer them 9r n9t at my discreti9n. Thanks. https://f9rms.gle/6EKyMXJT22PnnMLd8 #AskKankri #Ask69x #QnA #An9nym9us #M9stInquiriesWelc9me
vwoke!damara - hello. im sorry for being so mean. ill do better. vwoke!rufioh - haha hey 1 got you a prom1se r1ng,,, for us,,! vwoke!mituna - 1m go1ng to go t4k3 a shovw3r. vwoke!kankri - vwoke!meulin - uke? semeowv? vwhats that? vwoke!porrim - vwe livwe in a matriarchy. vwoke!latula - vwom3n should b3 4llovw3d to b3 f3m1n1n3! vwoke!aranea - ivwe decided not to get 8reast reduction surgery after all. vwoke!horuss - (i) i can be trusted at the natural history museum. vwoke!kurloz - hey guys vwhats up. vwoke!cronus - #notstraight vwoke!meenah - t)(is is my buoyfriend stevwen, )(e )(as a car.
8=? < an e%clamation mark?
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(=ＴェＴ=) < STOP!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT! SHE'D NEFUR SAY SOMETHING SO WRONG!!!
uh huh, and howv vwould you knowv vwhat that kitty cat vwould say?
Pe9ple are upset 6y this f9r s9me reas9n 6ut frankly, I appreciate the implicati9n that the w9ke!Kankri d9esn't have t9 say anything, 6ecause, 6y virtue 9f 6eing a Kankri, he's already sufficiently w9ke and theref9re d9es n9t need t9 pr9ve himself. H9pefully s9meday the rest 9f 9ur friends can see this as a wake up call and learn t9 f9ll9w suit 6y a6iding 6y the tenants 9f #W9kism faithfully. #ILikeThis9ne
yup. thats exactly the vway to read that. entirely my intent. mhm. good vwork pal.
ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < I JUST HAVE A F33LING! I CAN F33L IT IN MY F33LS!!! OK33 DOKE? NOW _FLEASE_ START HAVING A BETTER OPINION ON THIS. (^._.^) EVEN THE SCRAPPIEST RUNTS OF THE SHIPPER LITTER KNOW WHAT THE POSITCHIONS ARE CALLED...
vwoke!meulin calls it jakedirk.
sorry, hang on. i vwas going for the 50/50. ahem. vwoke!meulin calls it dirkjake.
I've acquired quite a few new f9ll9wers in the past few perigees during my peri9d 9f decreased activity 9n Chittr, f9r which I am very grateful. H9wever, I feel that I need t9 re-esta6lish s9me 69undaries 9f mine that I have n9t made evident in a while. There is a small 6ut n9t imp9ssi6le chance that y9u are acquainted with an9ther Kankri Vantas fr9m y9ur timeline, fr9m Chittr, fr9m a dream 6u66le, 9r fr9m elsewhere in the vast expanse 9f the splinternet. If s9, I am happy f9r y9u. Kankris acr9ss #Parad9xSpace are kn9wn t9 materially impr9ve the lives 9f the pe9ple ar9und them, and s9me 9f my cl9sest friends have thanked me f9r my and my alternates' ceaseless eff9rts in helping shape them t9 6e 6etter pe9ple. H9wever, if y9u are cl9se with an9ther Kankri, I must stress that that d9es n9t mean y9u are cl9se with me, and that g9es d9u6ly f9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 are in intimate r9mantic 9r sexual relati9nships with y9ur Kankri. I w9n't pretend I understand 9r appr9ve 9f this seemingly widespread desire am9ng s9 many 9f my alternate selves t9 shed what I assume was a lifel9ng dedicati9n t9 #Celi6acy, 6ut it is n9t f9r me t9 understand 9r appr9ve 9f. This p9st is n9t f9r me t9 c9ndemn the l99sening 9f 9ne's m9rals. Regardless, *I* am my 9wn individual with my 9wn th9ughts, feelings, aspirati9ns, and desires. I will take it in g99d faith that the sentiment is well-intenti9ned, 6ut I d9 n9t find it flattering t9 6e c9mpared t9 my alternate selves. I actually find the pr9spect t9 6e quite pr96lematic and, at the m9st egregi9us 9f times, 9utright 9ffensive. I have spent en9ugh time 9n this platf9rm 96serving their acc9unts t9 kn9w that there are fundamental ways in which we agree, which I w9n't get int9 here f9r the sake 9f 6revity, 6ut it d9es emphasize t9 me that we are n9t the same pe9ple. T9 treat any pers9n with alternate selves as if each iterati9n is interchangea6le is t9 deny us 9f 9ur tr9llmanity and aut9n9my as individuals. If y9u w9uld like t9 get t9 kn9w me as me, then my DMs, ask f9rm, and chitt c9mment threads are always 9pen. If, h9wever, y9u are simply g9ing t9 lump me in with whatever versi9n 9f Kankri y9u prefer m9st, then d9 n9t take 9ffense when I push 6ack 9n this classificati9n t9 assert my 9wn pers9nh99d. #Vaguep9sting #AlternateSelves #Individuality #Asserti9ns9fPers9nh99d #NewF9ll9werPSA #69undaryEsta6lishing #Menti9ns9fCeli6acy #Denial9fTr9llmanity #TheTirelessFightT9Reinf9rceAut9n9my #IfY9uHaveS9methingT9SayT9MeThenSayItT9Me
I DIDN’T READ MOST OF THE POST. ARE YOU PRETENDING YOU DON’T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE SIGNLESS AGAIN. WHY DON’T WE LET CHITTR DECIDE.
ah one of my favorite paintings. yes the resemblance is uncanny.
If y9u w9uld actually read the p9st y9u'll n9tice that I didn't address physical resem6lance whats9ever. H9wever, 9n that n9te, I will p9int 9ut that we d9n't l99k *that* much alike. 96vi9usly the similarities are there, 6ut we have entirely different aesthetic and fashi9n sensi6ilities. Any truly dedicated f9ll9wer 9f the Signless sh9uld 6e a6le t9 tell us apart.
I’M MORE OF A CASUAL FOLLOWER. LURKING BEHIND YOU. BIDING MY TIME. UNTIL YOU HAPPEN TO BEND OVER. #SUGGESTIVE.
It saddens me t9 see h9w eager y9u all are t9 rate y9urselves 9n an ar6itrary scale 9f attractiveness. I w9n't 6lame any9ne, 9f c9urse, as it is a mere side effect 9f an unfair system 9f #AttractivenessPrivilege 9f which we are all victim, 6ut I d9 cauti9n y9u all n9t t9 put t99 much 9f y9ur pers9nal valuati9n in h9w pleasing t9 the eye y9u may 9r may n9t 6e. T9 any9ne wh9 w9uld rate themself as average 9r 6el9w average in terms 9f l99ks, w9rry n9t. Just 6ecause y9u are unattractive d9es n9t change y9ur w9rth as a pers9n. #6eautyIsInTheEye9fThe6eh9lder #UglyAndPr9ud #Ar6itraryRankings #W9rds9fWisd9m #P9sitiveAffirmati9ns
8=l < My eye says you are not ugly 8=l < But that is me
なんかブスが言いそう。
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Thank y9u f9r saying s9, 6ut this p9st was n9t made in reference t9 myself, 6ut in resp9nse t9 pe9ple I've seen 9n my Chittr timeline rating themselves l9wly and expressing negativity a69ut it. I am actually quite secure in my relative level 9f attractiveness, and have n9 reas9n t9 divulge my th9ughts 9n it 9ne way 9r the 9ther.
While it is unf9rtunate t9 see that y9u think s9 p99rly 9f y9ur 9wn relative 6eauty, I will 9nce again reinf9rce that there is n9thing wr9ng with 6eing ugly. In fact, I am pr9ud 9f y9u f9r s9 pu6lically claiming y9ur status as a -3. I enc9urage y9u t9 f9cus less 9n y9ur perceived ugliness and t9 channel y9ur energy instead int9 9ther areas in y9ur unlife in which y9u excel. I am sure y9u can think 9f s9mething.
1M C4LL1NG Y0U 4 -3 W4573 CHU73 5QU4WK3R!!!!!!
tHiNk yEr a nInE (o: GoT ThAt aTtRaCtIvEnEsS PrIvIlEgE EvEn iF Ya wAnNa hIdE It. CoAcHeS DoN'T PlAy n aLl
What is there t9 6e said a69ut Christian Mingle (2014) that hasn't already 6een said? ...N9, really? Much t9 the ann9yance 9f my fell9w #CRA6Night c9mpatri9ts, and indeed, eventually my 9wn ann9yance, Christian Mingle was a film rec9mmended t9 me 6y a f9ll9wer 9n Grum6lr. The an9nym9us asker claimed it was an earnest suggesti9n 6ased 9n their percepti9n 9f my interests, 6ut n9w I have t9 w9nder if the end9rsement was made in jest. 9ne cann9t even really call it a film. It's a nearly tw9 h9ur l9ng advertisement f9r a dating app that I cann9t imagine any9ne w9uld have interest in 6ec9ming a patr9n 9f after watching this. Christian Mingle is, t9 put it lightly, a sl9g t9 get thr9ugh. At 9nly 103 minutes, 9ne w9uld think it isn't t99 difficult t9 get thr9ugh, 6ut the pl9t drags its metaph9rical feet thr9ugh what sh9uld 6e a 69g standard "liar revealed" st9ry. The chemistry 6etween the tw9 leads is laugha6ly n9nexistant, the script 69rders 9n par9dy at times, and every9ne inv9lved l99ks as if they are sleepwalking thr9ugh the wh9le pr9ducti9n, the direct9r included. 1/5 stars. The 9nly thing saving it fr9m a 0/5 rating was that it was *largely* in9ffensive, th9ugh the less that is said a69ut this m9vie's 6latant disdain f9r the cultures it claims t9 6e helping thr9ugh its pr9tag9nist's missi9nary w9rk, the 6etter. #Undiscl9sedAdvertising #Religi9usFraud #HeresyIThink #Inappr9priateSushiEtiquette #Missi9naryW9rk #Missi9naryP9siti9ns #LiarRevealedPl9t #Du6i9uslyAppr9priateAccents #HumanChristianity #Religi9nMenti9n #ItReallyIsJustAnAd #Admittedly #IFellAsleep @handMaid @aer9dynamicTramp @twiceAnnihilated @aeneasCaldarium #M9vieReview #CRA6M9vieNight #AndCr9nus #NamePending
SO BAD IT PUT YOU TO SLEEP. #ZEROSTARS. #NEVERLETTINGYOUMAKEADECISIONAGAIN. #CULLED. #BITCHED. #SILENCED. #RESTRAINED. #PUNISHED.
I can 9wn up t9 the fact that my suggesti9n was p99rly received (alth9ugh I will 9nce again stress it is a suggesti9n that came at the 6ehest 9f a Grum6lr user and was theref9re n9t *my* pick), 6ut that d9es n9t mean I sh9uld 6e 6arred fr9m making decisi9ns in the future. If that's h9w it w9rked, then I w9uld have t9 vet9 y9u fr9m picking m9vies again after Secretary.
ALL THE NORMAL TROLLS. WHOSE BLOOD APPEARS ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM. LIKED MY PICK JUST FINE. PERHAPS THE DEFECT IS WITHIN YOU.
k1nda glad 1 only caught the last, l1ke, 10 m1nutes of the mov1e... that 'god' guy was really creepy... majorly overstepp1ng 1n her quads, yo...
@handMaid asks: CAN I BORROW YOUR SILLY HIGHPANTS. I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING. #WHYISTHISAREQUIREDFIELD #PANTS #PANTSSWAPPING Certainly n9t if y9u keep calling them silly. I d9n't kn9w if this tactic w9rks 9n 9ther pe9ple, 6ut I am sure y9u kn9w me well en9ugh 6y n9w t9 anticipate my resp9nse. 6ut if I *must* educate y9u, then y9u sh9uld kn9w that the way persuade me int9 letting y9u 69rr9w my cl9thes is n9t t9 disparage them. Try asking nicely next time. https://f9rms.gle/RQAyCAyfyq6fWSVw7 #Ask69x #QnA #AskKankri #Remem6erY9urManners #EtiquettePractice
"= i kind of want a pair. not silly. but i wonder. if they are useful. ="
An9nym9us asks: 8=l < Who gave you the right to be so cute #Attraction ? Excuse me? First 9f all, n969dy had t9 *give* me the right t9 d9 anything. As a pr9ud yet disenfranchised tr9ll 9f #9ffSpectrum persuasi9n, I had t9 w9rk hard in my life t9 earn the same rights that are naturally aff9rded t9 tr9lls 9f 9ther hues, and I d9 n9t appreciate the insinuati9n that I had t9 have anything handed t9 me. Furtherm9re, I am n9t cute. That is actually a hist9rically der9gat9ry #AntMutant epithet that I d9 n9t and never have reclaimed, and y9u w9uld d9 well n9t t9 use it t9 refer t9 me. In fact, I w9uld like t9 respectfully 6ut firmly ask that y9u n9t inf9rm me 9f y9ur attracti9n t9 me in the future. 9ther Kankris may 6e "cute", and y9u will find n9 sh9rtage 9f 9nes wh9 have regretta6ly l99sened their c9mmitment t9 #Celi6acy 9r d9ne away with it entirely. I suggest y9u direct these feelings t9 9ne 9f them instead. Thank y9u f9r y9ur time. https://f9rms.gle/pg4s6Cs29rtG94469 #AskKankri #Ask69x #QnA #An9nym9us #Re6uffedAdvances #AlternateSelfDiscussi9n
xppxsitixnal defiance. caste-incxngruxus belligerence. - xx
I have an9ther few #M9vieReview p9sts in the w9rks, 6ut at the risk 9f accidentally 6ec9ming a gimmick acc9unt, I think I will h9ld 9ff 9n p9sting either 9f them f9r an9ther few days. In the meantime, as I catch up 9n my n9tificati9ns and dip my pr9ngstu6s 6ack int9 the pr9ver6ial waters 9f Chittr, feel free t9 leave me an inquiry at my #Ask69x 6el9w, and I will attend t9 them at my discreti9n. https://f9rms.gle/1uNmj1zdQCjZpPYTA #AskKankri #QnA #Update #Ap9l9giesF9rTheSh9rtP9st #ImPalmhusk69undF9rAWhile
Let's get 9ne thing 9ut 9f the way. Grease (1978) is a69ut sex. #Sp9ilers in69und. Thankfully, there are n9 explicit sex scenes, even if there are plenty 9f 9vert allusi9ns t9 it, fr9m J9hn Trav9lta's crass hip thrusting in "Summer Nights" t9 nudges a69ut h9w and why the Pink Ladies are p9pular with the 69ys. 6ut the threat that l99ms 9ver the heads 9f the students 9f Human Rydell High, m9res9 than the uncertain nature 9f Danny's and Sandy's pending matespritship, is the pursuit 9f carnal desire. Every scene, every character arc, every pl9t detail (if y9u c9uld even accuse Grease 9f having a "pl9t") is tainted 6y it. They're 96sessed. Really, with h9w much 6l99d is rushing t9 these characters' nether regi9ns, it's a w9nder they can even stand with9ut getting lightheaded. 6ut m9re than that, Grease is a69ut the s9cietal pressures surr9unding sex, and the ways humans resp9nd t9 it. It's f9r this reas9n that I pity these adult teenagers. The thing standing in the way 9f Danny Zuk9's feelings f9r his 6l9nde param9ur is his ina6ility t9 shed the percepti9ns put up9n him 6y s9ciety, perpetrated 6y his friends (wh9, themselves, are simultane9usly victims and uph9lders 9f the system). I f9und myself really sympathizing with him. His st9ry finds him 6eing c9nstantly pushed and pulled 6etween em6racing his s9fter, tender feelings f9r Sandy and clinging 9n t9 his image 9f a leather-clad lech. He cann9t have 69th, as Sandy and the narrative p9intedly and repeatedly assert her c9mmitment t9 remaining virginal, s9 he must ch99se. When the m9vie can f9cus l9ng en9ugh 6etween charmingly 9utdated musical num6ers and the gr9undnut gallery 9f supp9rting characters t9 dedicate time t9 this pl9t p9int, it's actually pretty c9mpelling. H9wever, if y9u've never seen Grease, d9n't g9 int9 it expecting a film t9 validate the imp9rtance 9f a #ChasteLifestyle. Th9ugh the m9vie typically sides with Sandy – even g9ing as far as t9 punish her f9il, Rizz9, f9r having n9nquadranted sex 6y saddling her with a pregnancy – it d9esn't stick the landing. The final musical num6er sh9ws the tw9 l9vers as having swapped pers9nal aesthetics, seemingly t9 represent seeing 9ne an9ther's viewp9int and w9rking t9wards c9mpr9mising when it c9mes t9 their sexual inc9mpati6ility. 6ut Zuk9 sheds the tasteful cardigan while Sandy maintains her new "6ad girl" l99k, cementing her fully succum6ing t9 temptati9n as they gyrate all 9ver the fairgr9unds. 3.5/5 stars. "Greased Lightnin'" is catchier than it has any right t9 6e. A full list 9f c9ntent warnings f9r this m9vie can 6e f9und 6el9w: #AgeInappr9priateCasting #AdultsPretendingT96eSch99lfeeders #Musicals #Music #Singing #9utdatedMusicGenres #PinkLadies #WrigglerishPranks #America #S9ngsA69utHeter9quadrantR9mance #R9ckinAndR9llinAndWhatn9t #CulturallyDiverseAccents #DrugUse #Failsex #UnsafeCh9re9graphy #DreamSequences #Unreality #ClingyFriends #HumanPregnancy #Sch99lfeedingDr9p9uts #6eautySch99lfeedingDr9p9uts #SexuallySuggestiveDancing #AL9t9fIt #Make9vers @handMaid @aer9dynamicTramp @aeneasCaldarium #M9vieReview #CRA6M9vieNight #AndCr9nus #NamePending
pay me
im not gonna pay you to not be afraid of a human movwie. thats your problem.
great reading kankri. hes just like me, seriously. do you get vwhy i put on the leather all those svweeps ago?
throw1n em words at me a1nt gonna change my pan on th1s
N9, Rufi9h, I d9n't kn9w what y9u mean, and I will n9t ask y9u t9 ela69rate. Keep y9ur illicit th9ughts t9 y9urself.
D9n't y9u ever think a69ut anything 9ther than sex? Clearly I'm g9ing t9 have t9 c9mpile a list 9f m9vies a69ut 9ther, m9re accessi6le t9pics in 9rder t9 de-sex #CRA6M9vieNight.
#DESEXING #SEXLESSNESS #DENIALPLAY #SFW #PLATONIC #WHOLESOME #CONCILIATORY #CHASTITYCHASING #SELFRESTRAINTSUNDAY #HHHH.
you really ovwerestimate howv invwested i am in getting you to vwatch a film.
1f you dont g1ve a sh1t FUCK OFF
you really underestimate howv funny it is vwatching you beach ovwer nofin.
An9nym9us says: So they are ticklish. Interesting. #justcurious #notastranger #grubscars #assumptions #anatomy #minearent I said I'm n9t answering that and I meant it. N9 am9unt 9f 6aseless assumpti9ns is g9ing t9 make me pu6licly divulge private inf9rmati9n a69ut my 69dy, and I d9n't need t9 kn9w a69ut y9urs either. It's actually a really unfair display 9f #An9nPrivilege that y9u feel the need t9 s9 freely talk a69ut y9ur 9wn anat9my with9ut having t9 have y9ur identity attached t9 it when, 6y the very nature 9f the #Ask69x system, I am n9t aff9rded the a6ility t9 recipr9cate in kind. As is, I'm the 9nly pers9n with any right t9 the kn9wledge 9f h9w sensitive my gru6scars are 9r aren't, and it's g9ing t9 stay that way. https://f9rms.gle/n7ngjFfuHfF3yV587 #An9nym9us #N9tS9An9nym9us #QnA #AskKankri #6aselessAssumpti9ns #Du6i9usTicklishness #Emphasis9nDu6i9us
8=l < May those unruly anons stop bothering you
Thank y9u f9r y9ur kind w9rds 9f supp9rt, 6ut y9u d9n't need t9 w9rry a69ut me. I am just glad that the questi9ns are relatively tame. C9nsidering the kinds 9f friends I have, trust me when I say it c9uld 6e a l9t w9rse.
8=l < I sympathize with the feeling
An9nym9us asks: So following up on the artistic nudity question, does this imply you don't consider expressions of desire, sexuality or physical intimacy to be subject matters with artistic merit? uhhh #sexmention, #sexualitymention, #potentialslutshaming, #questionsofartisticworthiness, #purityculture ??? I'm trying here They can 6e, 6ut as with all things, it heavily depends. In 9rder t9 determine if a su6ject matter is handling its depicti9ns 9f intimacy 9r sexuality with respect, 9ne first has t9 interr9gate the artist's m9tivati9n 6ehind expl9ring the su6ject matter in the first place. I w9uld questi9n if they even have anything interesting 9r unique t9 say a69ut the t9pic that hasn't 6een repeated ad nauseum thr9ugh9ut tr9ll s9ciety and culture f9r millennia. The chances are slim. And, h9nestly, even if s9me9ne were t9 miracul9usly stum6le acr9ss the 9ne wh9lly unique experience with physical intimacy that hasn't 6een t9tally exhausted 6y this p9int, that still d9esn't mean they aren't simply using it as an excuse t9 peddle 9utright p9rn9graphy. H9pefully I d9n't have t9 tell y9u 9f h9w messy things can get when we start t9 c9nfuse p9rn9graphy with real art. We'd all 6e much 6etter 9ff keeping the tw9 separate. https://f9rms.gle/G7YEZ6Cw8CGX7pzw6 #N9tSlutShaming #JustV9icingAn9pini9n #ArtisticNudity #Art #P9rn9graphyMenti9n #An9nym9us #QnA #AskKankri #Ask69x
8=D < Someone who understands! 8=D < I love to meet a fellow art appreciator
An9nym9us asks: Are your grub scars ticklish? What? I'm n9t answering that. That's an incredi6ly invasive thing t9 ask s9me9ne, and if y9u truly th9ught I was g9ing t9 answer, y9u must n9t 6e paying attenti9n. I advise y9u t9 spend a few h9urs reviewing my Chittr pr9file. If, after y9ur research, y9u are still unsure 9f my stance 9n 69dily aut9n9my and physical t9uch, feel free t9 su6mit an9ther ask f9r clarificati9n. This an9nym9us asker ch9se n9t t9 add any trigger warning tags, 6ut I will. #InvasiveQuesti9ns #Gru6scars #Du6i9usTicklishness #Anat9my #Tr9llAnat9my #DelicateAnat9my #SensitiveAreas #P9tentialEr9gen9usZ9nes #UnearnedFamiliarity #Re6uffedAdvances #PhysicalT9uch #T9uchRepulsi9n #TickleRepulsi9n #D9ntT9uchMe #AskKankri #An9nym9us #QnA #Ask69x https://f9rms.gle/n7ngjFfuHfF3yV587
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Indeed I d9. 6ut I d9n't let it 69ther me. Pe9ple are 96vi9usly interested in the valua6le insight that I can pr9vide, as they find my tutelage w9rthwhile, s9 fielding the 9ccasi9nal invasive questi9n is a small price t9 pay.
An9nym9us says: I wanna crawl up under that sweater and platonically cuddle. #suggestive #cold #freezing #ilikeyoursweater #platonic #cuddles N9. I d9n't even cuddle with my friends, much less an9nym9us strangers. 6ut thank y9u, I like this sweater t99. https://f9rms.gle/5GpSKeADnA6NkEg96 #Ask69x #An9nym9us #QnA #AskKankri #An9nym9usPr9p9siti9ns #Plat9nicF9rms9fAffecti9n
An9nym9us asks: so l1ke... noth1ng's happened on the ven1ce tr1p, r1ght? l1ke, everyone's all chast1t1ed up, r1ght bro? haha r1ght? #chast1ty #restra1nt #sa1ntlybehavior 9f c9urse n9thing happened. Why d9 y9u think s9mething happened? I mean, I can't speak f9r my c9mpatri9ts, as I try t9 remain as willfully ign9rant t9 what they may 6e d9ing under the sheets 9r 9n the 6alc9ny 9r 9n the 6each 9r 9n surfaces that I've had t9 t9uch with my 9wn hands, 6ut I certainly have 6een h9lding steadfast t9 my lifel9ng v9w 9f celi6acy, and n9 am9unt 9f having t9 share cl9se quarters with deviants and repr96ates is g9ing t9 change that. I'm 9ffended y9u w9uld even ask me that. https://f9rms.gle/5GpSKeADnA6NkEg96 #AskKankri #QnA #An9nym9us #Ask69x #Slaycati9nInquiries #Celi6acy #A6stinence #Virgin #AndPr9ud #SexFree
CURRENT BODY COUNT SCOREBOARD: PORRIM: 10 (CRONUS TWICE) (DAMARA TWICE) (SIX STRANGERS (PAIL PARTY)) CRONUS: 7.25 (DAMARA FOUR TIMES) (PORRIM TWICE) (ONE STRANGER) DAMARA: 9 (CRONUS FOUR TIMES) (PORRIM TWICE) (TIMECLONE ONCE) (TWO STRANGERS) DAMARA*: 3 (CRONUS ONCE, ACCIDENTAL) (TWO STRANGERS, ON PURPOSE (BAR FIGHT)) KANKRI: 0.25 (YAOIFUL CUDDLING) NUMBERS REPRESENT SEPARATE OCCASIONS. EACH NIGHT IS COUNTED SEPARATELY. REGARDLESS OF QUANTITY OF PAILS FILLED. #MATH #SCIENCE #WOMENINSTEM #WOMENSLINGINGSTEM.
Hey! Put that .25 away and dr9p my sc9re 6ack d9wn t9 0. 6etter yet, g9 6ack in time 6ef9re y9u wr9te this c9mment and st9p y9urself fr9m writing it. N969dy needs t9 kn9w h9w frequently y9u pe9ple t9uch each 9ther inappr9priately, least 9f all me. #TMI #T99MuchInf9rmati9n #Six???
I'LL PUT BUBBLES OVER THE PARTS YOU FIND OBJECTIONABLE. AND YOU CAN IMAGINE SOMETHING FILTHY IN THEIR PLACE.
If y9u did that, y9u'd have t9 redact the entire c9mment. 6ecause, as stated, n9 9ne needs t9 kn9w any details 9f the illicit activities y9u pe9ple get up. In fact, given y9ur willingness t9 fa6ricate untruths a69ut my 69dy c9unt (which I must remind y9u is and will always 6e zer9), I w9uld n9t 6e terri6ly surprised if the entire list was a falseh99d just in a p99r attempt t9 get under my skin. Well I w9n't fall f9r it. I'm c9mpletely #Un69thered 6y y9ur path9l9gical lying. #Path9l9gicalLying
The m9re I l99k at this, the less 6elieva6le it gets. I mean, really, six strangers at a pail party is c9mpletely a6surd, even f9r s9me9ne as l99se with her inhi6iti9ns as P9rrim is. That's simply t99 many pe9ple f9r 9ne sex event. There's n9 way every9ne c9uld 6e equally sexually satisfied, and that isn't even menti9ning that an 9dd num6er 9f participants naturally means that s9me9ne is g9ing t9 have t9 6e left 9ut 9f the pr9ceedings, and that's just unfair. @aeneasCaldarium And will y9u please tell Damara that "ya9iful cuddling" is n9nsense? Ya9i implies sexual intent, and, I cann9t stress this en9ugh, that is the last thing I w9uld ever want. #Discussi9ns9fPailingParty #Skepticism #Call9ut #N9tSlutShaming #JustSlutDis6elief #NSFWSu6jectMatter
I KNOW. RIGHT. IT COULD HAVE BEEN EIGHT. IF SHE BROUGHT ME AND CRONUS. #SAD!
hey, i sat in the chair and vwatched you and porr get it on once, thats gotta count for at least half. and "accidental" my ass. #nsfwv
i dont think im culturally equipped to vwesternbeforansplain to her anything about yaoi, sorry pal. my hands are tied here. #cwv-cultural-appropriation
I ALREADY SAID GOMEN. YOU’RE DEAD. I THOUGHT YOU COULD HOLD YOUR BREATH FOREVER. UGH.
this is exactly vwhy i dont do pailplay. i think i figured out the trick for it though. im in the tub if you and your time clones vwanna start filling it again. #nsfwv
6el9w is a review 9f The Invite (2026). 6ecause it's relatively new, I'll try t9 keep things as sp9iler-free as p9ssi6le. Last night, f9r the inaugural meeting 9f #6U9YM9vieNight, my friends and I watched The Invite, directed 6y and starring human 9livia Wilde. Th9ugh this was pitched t9 me as a sex c9medy drama, I f9und it much heavier in the #Drama categ9ry than anything else. Sure, there were individual c9medic 6eats – human Seth R9gen's J9e thr9wing his 6ack 9ut and firmly derailing what had 6een ramping up t9 6e an enj9ya6le night after h9urs 9f tensi9n was amusing in a juvenile, slapstick s9rt 9f way – and there was n9 sh9rtage 9f vulgar discussi9ns a69ut f9rnicati9n (much t9 my chagrin), 6ut I m9stly f9und it t9 6e an unc9mf9rta6le insight int9 dysfuncti9nal relati9nships. S9me 9f this, I'm sure, is due t9 me 6eing firmly 9utside the target audience 9f this piece 9f media. As s9me9ne wh9 is pr9udly #Celi6ate and theref9re str9ngly disinterested in relati9nships, I f9und it 6affling. Fr9m the 9pening scene, a nearly inc9mprehensi6le argument a69ut the f9rthc9ming get-t9gether that makes up the m9vie's pl9t, the hus6and and wife du9 9f R9gan and Wilde g9 t9 great lengths t9 repeatedly pr9ve t9 the audience that they are inc9mpati6le with 9ne an9ther in s9me very fundamental ways. It left me frustrated, the way Angela w9uld c9nstantly pick at and needle J9e any time he v9iced his perspective 9n s9mething despite, in my 9pini9n, having 96jectively c9rrect takes. There is may6e 9ne thing they agree 9n thr9ugh9ut the entire film, that 6eing a pr9p9siti9n given t9 them 6y their enigmatic, t99-c99l-f9r-sch99l upstairs neigh69rs played 6y human Penel9pe Cruz and human Edward N9rt9n, and even that g9es p99rly 6ecause 9f a 6reakd9wn in c9mmunicati9n 6etween 9ur main characters. The m9vie edges y9u with the uncertainty 9f whether any given interacti9n will rekindle the spark that J9e and Angela must have had all 9f th9se sweeps ag9. This sense 9f unease permeates thr9ugh9ut even the filmmaking itself. The #Claustr9ph96ic (#Metaph9ricallySpeaking) nature 9f the setting 6eing c9nfined t9 a single apartment really starts t9 sink in as the pl9t unf9lds and y9u realize that y9u, t99, are trapped in these r99ms with these pe9ple just 6arely h9lding it t9gether, f9rced t9 c9nfr9nt their issues al9ng with them. The c9nclusi9n is an 9pen-ended questi9n regarding the c9uple's marriage, 6ut in my 9pini9n, the answer is clear as night. If these tw9 pe9ple are g9ing t9 have any future t9gether, it needs t9 6e apart. In fact, may6e 69th c9uples w9uld 6e happier swapping after all. T9 qu9te N9rt9n's rug-96sessed, ex-firefighter Hawk: a "c9ntenti9us envir9nment" indeed. 4/5 stars. A full list 9f c9ntent warnings can 6e f9und 6el9w. Please n9te that these may c9ntain #Sp9ilers. #Pr9fanity #C9arseLanguage #D9mesticInfidelity #Em9ti9nalInfidelity #HumanMaritalPr96lems #Allusi9nsT9Drugs #DrugUsage #Alc9h9lUsage #HumanFemaleRepr9ductiveSystemIssues #Inappr9priateFascinati9nWithRugs #J9kesA69utSuicide #Stere9typingFirefighters #F9rceFeedingFlan #MisidentifiedMeats #PailingParties #Discussi9ns9fPr9miscuity #Discussi9ns9fCuck9ldry #Discussi9ns9fV9yeurism #Discussi9ns9fThrees9mes #Discussi9ns9fF9urs9mes #Discussi9ns9fM9res9mes #SexualPr9p9siti9ns #9vertalking #Gratuit9usSpanish #Gratuit9usEm9ti9nalH9nesty #FailSex #Hivewrecking #Impr9mptuTherapySessi9n #Tragic6ackst9ries #DisrespectingTragic6ackst9ries @handMaid @aer9dynamicTramp @twiceAnnihilated #M9vieReview #6U9YNight #IRefuseT9CallIt6yAny9fThe9therPr9p9sedNames
N000 C0M0N3 M4N 7H475 N07 F41RRR!!!
I d9n't kn9w why y9u're acting s9 surprised. Weren't y9u listening t9 anything I said during the m9vie? 96vi9usly I enj9yed it. My criticism w9uld've 6een a l9t harsher if I hadn't. I cann9t c9nd9ne calling it that. If y9u insist 9n disrespecting my wishes, then I simply w9n't c9me next time. #ImN9tC9ming
UGHHHH. BUT IT'S NOT TRASHBLOOD NIGHT WITHOUT YOU.
I'M NOT CALLING IT A FUCKING FISH PUN. EVEN I HAVE LIMITS. WILL YOU SETTLE FOR LOWBLOOD MOVIE NIGHT.
I'd prefer warm6l99d. Calling 9urselves "l9w" implies that we are inherently inferi9r than c99ler6l99ded tr9lls and 6el9ng underneath them. 6ut if y9u are t99 reticent t9 accept s9mething that c9uld 6e c9nstrued as a fish pun (which is a valid en9ugh critique, actually, as it inadvertently centers seadwellers in what is supp9sed t9 6e a 69nding activity f9r the underprivileged am9ng 9ur friend gr9up #ListeningAndLearning), I am sure that I can c9me up with s9mething that suits 69th 9f 9ur needs.
UNDERPRIVILEGED. TRAMPLED ON. NEGLECTED. SOPPING WET PATHETIC CULLBABIES MOVIE NIGHT. AND DAMARA.
... uh, 1 th1nk 1m gunna absta1n from th1s vote... sorry, bro...
N9. Hard pass. Y9u d9n't seem t9 understand what makes an equita6le, antipr96lematic event name, s9 I'll take care 9f it.
Y9u kn9w, I have t9 agree. I f9und the 6urge9ning relati9nship 6etween J9e and Hawk t9 6e the m9re c9mpelling dynamic 9f the f9urs9me. H9wever, I cann9t say I am ultimately surprised that their relati9nship w9und up underexpl9red. Female direct9rs have a tendency t9 undervalue and d9wnplay the deep em9ti9nal 69nd 6etween tw9 men in fav9r 9f 9veremphasizing the interi9rity 9f their female characters.
THEY SHOULD LET YOU CULL SOMEBODY.
S9metimes it's difficult 6eing the 6igger tr9ll instead 9f simply 6l9cking pe9ple wh9 9nly seem t9 want t9 irritate me and get under my skin. 6ut then I remem6er that patience is a virtue, and any9ne can 6e reas9ned with if given en9ugh time and understanding. The key t9 living a virtu9us, ethical life is all9wing pe9ple r99m t9 gr9w and change, n9 matter h9w much y9u might n9t want t9. #Vaguep9sting #HeKn9wsWh9HeIs #Patience #Virtues #AntiPr96lematicism
@caprici9usWard9g asks: who you sharing a bed with? is cuddling included in celibacy? nude cuddling with no fluids for warmth if needed? #intimacy I'm n9t sharing a 6ed with any9ne, thankfully. My 9ne stipulati9n when it c9mes t9 9ur h9tel r99m is that I'm firmly disinterested in sleeping with any69dy, and that's n9t g9ing t9 change. As far as the parameters 9f my celi6acy, cuddling is fine. It's strictly plat9nic and falling asleep in s9me9ne else's arms d9esn't have t9 mean anything whats9ever regarding 9ne's sexuality 9r 9rientati9n, and really, it's n9t even a 6ig deal, since we kept 9ur cl9thes 9n the entire time. Plenty 9f friends and acquaintances cuddle, y9u kn9w. It's a sign 9f a str9ng friendship 69nd in a l9t 9f 6ef9ran cultures, and is 6ec9ming m9re and m9re c9mm9n in the m9dern day as y9unger generati9ns 9f tr9lls reject the strict r9mantic c9nventi9ns 9f the past t9 make r99m f9r 9ther pe9ple in their lives that are imp9rtant t9 them 9utside 9f their quadrantmates. Even nude cuddling is fine in s9me cases, as l9ng as every9ne agrees t9 keep their hands in appr9priate places and t9 keep their unmenti9na6les away fr9m each 9ther. That said, I am n9t kn9wn t9 6e particularly cuddly, and I urge y9u n9t t9 listen t9 any9ne wh9 inf9rms y9u 9therwise. https://f9rms.gle/R4H2vVt5pFmmV3mv9 #Ask69x #AskKankri #QnA #Cuddling #CuddlingAsAPlat9nicExpressi9n #S9rry #Ive6een6usy
wHo yOu bEeN CuDdLiNg wItH? (O: gOtTa gEt tHe oThEr sIdE Of tHiS MoThErFuCkInG StOrY To gAnDeR ThE TrUtH.
N9 9ne. N9thing happened, and even if it did, it w9uld 6e a 6reach 9f that pers9n's privacy t9 pu6licly say s9 with9ut their permissi9n anyway. It's hardly w9rth talking a69ut.
rEaL SuS BuT I ReSpEcT It (O: cOuLd gEt oUr pLaToNiC CuDdLe oN AfTeR Ya kNoW— (O: IfIn yEr uP FoR It tHaT Is.