Porrim
@genetrixAdvocate
Miss Maryam if yo+u're nasty. she+her Dead lo+nger than yo+u've been alive. ((banner by w0rmsmeatofme on tumblr))
Peo+ple o+ften accuse me o+f being a man-hater. No+, no+, yo+u've go+t me all wro+ng. I'm a man-eater. Impo+rtant distinctio+n.
₍^. .^₎⟆ My nook !s a chok!ng hazard꠹
They co+uld've at least let me put a shirt o+n first. It's co+ld in here.
Why are you and your friends always in some shit?
Yo+u try being dead fo+r an eternity. After a while, yo+u find ways to+ break up the mo+no+to+ny. Or, as is mo+re o+ften the case, the ways find yo+u.
I've w9ndered this as well. Pers9nally, I w9uld chalk it up t9 a path9l9gical need t9 act 9ut t9 c9mpensate f9r a lack 9f interi9rity. S9me pe9ple (speaking 6r9adly) simply are n9t a6le t9 satisfy themselves with9ut dragging every9ne ar9und them in t9 s9me kind 9f de6auchery as well. It's disapp9inting, really, 6ut f9rtunately, I am ar9und t9 help steer them t9wards the right path. #Lack9fInteri9rity #Generalizati9ns #N9tTargeted #TheRightPath
...Uh huh. And what do+es that say abo+ut the situatio+ns *yo+u* have fo+und yo+urself in? No+t even two+ weeks ago+, yo+u and Mituna go+t into+ an altercatio+n o+f yo+ur o+wn. Is this an admissio+n that yo+u lack interio+rity as well?
Sigh. At least it's a flattering sho+t, I suppo+se.
be reel gill there aint never been an unflattering shot
Porrim, please. There isn't an angle that wouldn't flatter you. ::::)
:33 < My sincerest apurrlogies fur my absence! But I do have quite the juicy story fur you tolight!! :33 < Beachgoers on the shores of Itrolly report chaos as a brawl breaks out among tourists! :33 < Witnesses repurrt an argument sparking betw33n the jade, burgundy, and teal that soon turned physical, eventually roping the remaining midblood into the conflict as she tried to purry her furiends' hands (and fangs!) off of each other. :33 < Thankfully, upstanding Befuran police enfurcement were able to arrive on the scene and take the offenders into cullstody. The parties involved have declined a statement at this time. #purreakingmews #arrest #mugshawties #mugshots #itrolly #drama #gossip #midbloodsjumplowblood!? #outrage #policeviolence #bikinishots
Well, now. This is a sordid tale that I can't miss out on. Do you mind getting me up to speed, @genetrixAdvoc8?
I plead the fifth.
Not even if I offer to 8uy everyone dinner when you get 8ack? ::::)
Yo+u say this as if yo+u didn't *just* get into+ a blo+o+dy fight with Damara last week to+o+. Or are yo+u implying yo+u want to+ get arrested?
just wanna do some evil shit that WOULD get me arrested 3>8(
Try po+litical activism. It's ho+w I was arrested the last few times. Tho+ugh I'm sure even an ex-heiress getting incarcerated is sure to+ cause a majo+r scandal.
UG)()()()( T)(ATS BORINGGGGGGGGGGG
oh, so TH1S 1s where y'all were... damz told me a... very d1fferent story...
YOU ALREADY KNOW. 0u0 #HI. #WYD.
EVERY TIME. -_-“
Uggghh. Ho+w am I always ending up in that thing?? #IdTagThisVaguepo+stingBut #IsItReally
c< its past 9 pM, sO, reMeMber! yOur frieNds dONt Hate yOu! yOu just Need water aNd sOMe sleep! >c
I’m glad to see this statement still circulates during the night.
c< yeaH, i uH, Had a brief lapse Of judgeMeNt, sO, i Needed 2 reMiNd Myself Of yOur wise wOrds! >c
THEY DO HATE YOU, BECAUSE FRIENDS DON’T EXIST. ONLY PREDATORY FUCKIN’ LIARS.
These things happen I am glad you were able to take note of your surroundings and remind yourself of the time.
c< sO.... iM drOp KicKiNg yOu straigHt iN2 tHe pillOw zONe, cOOl? cOOl. >c
c< iNdeed, it Helps tHat ive beeN KeepiNg better tracK Of tHe clOcK, receNtly, iNstead Of just.... dOiNg tHiNgs uNtil i cOllapse >c
c< tHe pillOw zONe >c
c< OH, its a space a frieNd Of MiNe Made, tHats just pillOws, its liKe a pOcKet diMeNsiON Of ONly pillOws iM puttiNg yOu iN tHere get cOzy >c
They co+uld've at least invited me... #Vaguepo+sting
sorry you had to be lonely! :(
...Well, as lo+ng as he's having fun. #Dashwatching
I need an idea fo+r an All Hallo+w's Eve co+stume this sweep. I'm drawing a blank.
tis the season of hot and morally dubious but extremely beautiful scientists and nurses
I Second This.
Oo+h, that's no+t a bad idea. I'd lo+ve to+ carry aro+und a big, carto+o+nish syringe filled with mystery liquid.
it would be soooo fun
Yo+u all have to+ pro+mise no+t to+ tag him in this, o+kay? He gets so+ upset when I po+st pictures o+f him witho+ut asking. :P #ButHesSo+o+o+o+o+Cute #IJustHadTo+Share #GPOK
(=^≧▽≦)< STOOOOOOOOPPPPP ILL EAT HIIIIMMMMMM
his eyelashes are really pretty. in a non-demeaning nor objectifying way.
Yo+u understand me so+ well.
great barrier reef. i gotta go take care of something.
Everything o+kay o+ver there? :)
you could alvways come help make it evwen more okay.
Hmmm, o+kay. But I'm putting o+n the red lipstick this time.
hnn.
HHHH.
There really is no+thing quite like having a smaller partner in yo+ur lap. #Suggestive #ISuppo+se
THIS!!! i love being a tallgirl
i wanna be the short girl way more than i get to. :(
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:o) Ah...That's much better. Do you feel the air? That biting chill? :o) Can you see the way the leaves are slowly starting to turn...? :o) The best season is upon us, my dear acolytes. AND I AM HERE TO BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING RANCOR! ;o) Do you like scary movies? you heard god damn right. THE KURLOZ NIGHTS OF FRIGHTS IS COMING! spooks? scares? jokes? japes? WE GON' HAVE IT MOTHERFUCKIN' ALL, YOU SCARY BITCH! you want movies? shit, i got movies i got movies comin' out my god damn hair I HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THERE THROUGHOUT THE SPOOKIEST MONTH WE GOT! c'mon, you want in, right? you ain't gon' turn cluckbeast now, are you? BETTER MOTHERFUCKIN' NOT! HAW HAW HAW HAW! see below images for details. plain text information forthcoming in reply chit. #NightsofFrights #Watchparty #GetIn (( Graphics made by @gullibleColumnist sorry the first draft didn't credit u I've been so frazzled.))
RE: THE KURLOZ NIGHTS OF FRIGHTS! i'll try to swing by for a few of these, actually
plaintext info for you bitches who hate images: THE FOLLOWING MOVIES WILL BE SHOWN ON THEIR SPECIFIED DATES, ALWAYS STARTING AT 9PM GMT UNLESS SAID OTHERWISE: 1st of October - Live action Scooby-Doo double feature 4th of October - Dark Crystal & Obsession 6th of October - Addams Family & wait wrong account I'm American Psycho 9th of October - The Birds & 28 Days Later 13th of October - Dracula & Sinners 16th of October - Return to Oz & Scream 20th of October - Repo! & Saw 23rd of October - Witch's Ghost & Jennifer's Body 27th of October - Ghostbusters & 13 Ghosts :o) These films are ranked in my personal tierlist of scary, so if you're someone who prefers the Baby Bluebloody Tier of media, then those ones are for you! Escalating in terms of severity. :o) If you ask for a specific films ranking, I will give it to you, or you can read it on the info sheet.
:oD Ah, a dear friend of just the themeing I'm looking for? you honor me in ways your mortal mind could not motherfucking comprehend.
I shall 8e there as often as I'm a8le to, dear. ::::)
:o) Your presence will be a balm on the senses, Miss Serket.
YAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ill be at as many of these as i can!!! cant wait (|:D
HELL YES, BROTHER. HELL. FUCKING. YES.
FOLLOWING IN YOUR GLORIOUS FOOTSTEPS, BLOOD BROTHER MINE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe! of courseeee! soooo.... when can i dress you up again, huh? }6u6{ }979{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I can't say n.o° t.o° y.o°u ahaha haha ha!
࣪⊹₊˚{ AWWWW! }*ᗜ*ʃƪ #like #youdnever!!!!!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ wowwww....???? wow WHAT! }*益*{ #eelaboratenow }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ WELL! you seem to be well aware of my st+ards so im gladddd youre not surprised }6_6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but i bet you havent even gotten around to your sweeply physicull }9_9{ so theres THAT.... you slackerel!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ you think so???? you knowwww, next time well probubbly need an EMT.... {extremely mobile torturer} }9u9{ }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
omg I've never gotten super into costume... You think I'd look good??
<-]--[~~ it iS none of your buSineSS i am more than allowed to comment aS i See fit on a public forum.
#never #ever
novw i wvant to ask a vwery important question to all the cool cats on Chittr. its time for a #poll WVhat is the 8est place to finish vwhen you're doing the horizontal mam8o wvith your honey? ❤️ = Nook ♠️ = Ass ♦️ = Mouth ♣️ = Pail rechit = 8ody (face/8ack/tits etc) comment = other
yeah, i dunno vwhat im doing here. guess im using the pails, not your tits then. #nsfwv
do i need to add an option for "im the one getting creampied"?
nowv that's a wvoman that knowvs wvhat she vwants! howv good do i need to 8e to paint your tits purple?
when you've learned to be summoned to my side via hand signals alone. ♥︎ speaking of, i've booked us an appointment with the local boutique for your collar fitting. be ready in an hour, dear.
...Fo+r a sho+w fo+r wrigglers, this isn't so+ bad. #Ho+russMLPNight #ItsCute
8=D < The room is open. 8=D < The watch party will begin in 10 minutes
:o) Something wicked this way comes, my friends. :o) A shadow on the wall :o) A harvest moon :o) Skeletons in the closet :o) Pumpkin patches a scary ass bat or some shit :o) Stay tuned for a while, why don't you? Kurloz's Nights of Frights soon approaches... :o) Standby for details. ;o) You wouldn't want to be jumpscared, now would you?
;o) Hoo hoo
:oD #MyFun
How frightening. It's a good thing that I'm not easily spooked, 8ut I am curious to see what you have in store. ::::)
ooh love halloween!
;o)
;oD
hehehehehehe i cant wait!!! youve put so much work into this its gonna be great (|:D
:o) Ahhh, dearest Miss Helilo... My greatest supporter, my chucklebunker confidante, my sweet protégé. :o) I can always count on you for the utmost support. should you come back to your respite block, you'll find that I am #AlreadyThere
on my waaaaaay (|;*
I really sho+uld be remo+ving stickers fo+r that, but. Er. No+ o+ne lo+o+k at me fo+r a while. #Vaguepo+sting
everything alright, miss maryam?
Yes? Yes. Yes.
I'm alright, just... having co+nflicted feelings abo+ut seeing a friend in distress, that's all. #HesFine #ImFine #Just #Hhhhh
you wanna talk about it?
...Ho+w much do+ yo+u kno+w abo+ut Befo+ran culling?
uh. i dunno but the constern lady called me cullbait once? whatever that means?
but i'm almost positive there's a human analogue i can easily jump on. a lot of the facets of human culture seem to be kinda inspired from beforan and alternian stuff.
Ha! Yes, that so+unds like the Co+nstern. It basically means that she finds yo+u so+ pathetic and pitiable and cute that she wants no+thing mo+re than to+ wrap yo+u up in blankets and pinch yo+ur cheeks and take care o+f yo+u like a wriggler. It's mo+re co+mplex than that, o+f co+urse. And culling as an institutio+n is fraught with so+ much co+rruptio+n and mistreatment o+f warmblo+o+ds in particular that I can't necessarily co+ndo+ne it as a practice. ...But so+metimes I understand the feeling. >///<
golly! well. offer stands if you have something to get off your chest. dm's are open and i love learning about people! and it sounds like you have a lot of interesting stuff to say!
Yo+u kno+w what? I think I'll take yo+u up o+n that.
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Of co+urse, sweetheart. As lo+ng as it'll help yo+u feel better. <3
No? Are you sure?
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Oh? Isn't that interesting? I haven't 8een using my powers on you, dear. This is all you. :::;)
Do+n't wo+rry, baby, I'll take such go+o+d care o+f yo+u. Yo+u're so+o+o+ brave and stro+ng, being able to+ wrestle Cro+nus like this. Yo+u deserve a chance to+ relax after all that. #Suggestive
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