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Beforian
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Miss Maryam if yo+u're nasty. she+her Dead lo+nger than yo+u've been alive. ((banner by w0rmsmeatofme on tumblr))

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Beforian
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Ugh. #Ugh

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Ugh?

Ugh.

Ugh.........

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
Emoticonnoisseur
This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
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Tro+ll Co+unt Dracula may no+t drink wine, but this rainbo+w drinker usually has fun with it. Of co+urse, the co+mpany always help. @aeneasCaldarium @handMaid #Substance #Blo+o+d #JustALittle #GPOY #MeAndTheBesties #Hivewrecking #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue

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...I feel a little bad fo+r the cleaning crew tho+ugh. They may never get that stain o+ut the carpet.

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vwhich stain? i counted at least three. hopefully four. #nsfwv

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this is vwhat you get vwhen you deny your troll italian heritage.

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KAWAII...

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
Emoticonnoisseur
This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
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Who+o+psie. Didn't mean fo+r almo+st an entire week to+ pass between updates. A gal's been busy. I lo+o+k go+o+d in vio+let, do+n't yo+u think? @aeneasCaldarium #GPOY #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue #Blo+o+d #Ho+rro+r #Yummy #Suggestive

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Oh, 8ut of course. Let us never forget that he definitely isn't the type to lose his cool when pain gets involved. It's so kind of you to remind me. #Cheeky

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DDOYOU NEED ANYONE ELSE TO LICK HIS BLOOD OFF YOUR TITS. #PLEASE #PLEASE #PLEASE #PLEASE.

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i didnt need annnnnnnny cull-comfort aftervwards vwhatsoevwer.

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Naturally. Rest assured, Cronus, that I will never attempt to comfort you in any way. ::::)

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...vwait. damn, classic aranea 8am8oozle!

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I needn't do anything! You do it to yourself.

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this is actually crazy because me personally i wwouldnt evven react to that amount a blood loss unless a course she wwas expectin a tear or twwo in wwhich case the wwaterwworks wwould commence as desired

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Just a tear o+r two+. Any less than that and I'd be a little hurt that I didn't have any effect o+n yo+u. :,(

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GET IN LINE. I'M ALREADY HIVEWRECKING HERE.

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@handMaid[HM]

dont fuck this up she could beforan cull us both shes got twwo hands

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
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This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@genetrixAdvocate[GA]

So+me things really never change. #Dashwatching

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Beforian
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
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We're taking things a little slo+w to+night after yesterday. @aeneasCaldarium @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy #LazySunday #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue #GPOY #Pho+to+graphyLo+ver #Go+o+dVibes #WhatHappensInVeniceStaysInVenice

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damn do i look good in these.

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these are so cuuuute !! !!

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
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This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@genetrixAdvocate[GA]

Fo+r so+me reaso+n, it felt appro+priate to+ save this pho+to+ fo+r a #Friday. #LetsGo+To+TheBeachEach #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue #GPOY #Bo+o+kRecs #Vaslaytio+n #GettingWet #FishHo+o+king #FishingFriday #BeachCo+mbing #ChillyChasing #SharkBait #Wading

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fishhook

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Aw, shucks, yo+u're to+o+ kind.

What's the matter? Catfish go+t yo+ur to+ngue? :)

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:o) I merely comment on what I see. :o) Unlike some others in your comment section who have seemingly lost their ability to use their words :o) Ironic, is it not? :o) That the one with the vow of silence would be the most put together. :o) Hee hee amateurs.

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id swwalloww the ring in my ravvenous fervvor and not evven care ill get you a neww one pick any one you like #cullmommy

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@0x0@

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hachi mama, ooh la la! bienvwienci! ciao!

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My, that's impressive. Are yo+u in the habit o+f swallo+wing things with ease? I wo+uld hate fo+r such a handso+me Prince like yo+u to+ cho+ke. At least, no+t like that.

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ohm,ygod i cant believve im landin this dual turbine wwinged devvice right noww yes youll find im quite vvoracious once you get to knoww me

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Beforian
Those who came before us.
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
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Kanny was so+ no+t happy abo+ut that co+lo+r cho+ice, by the way, but I'd say it was wo+rth it. I think we lo+o+ked pretty sharp!

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Beforian
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
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Lo+o+k who+ decided to+ jo+in us to+day! @aeneasCaldarium Remind me no+t to+ let Cro+nus drive the Vespa again... I think I saw my unlife flash befo+re my eyes. #GPOY #Travelcht #Wanderlust #No+Filter #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue #Twinsies #ItalianBefo+ranSwvag #Cro+nusAskedMeTo+AddThatOne

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...What are yo+u planning?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. YOU'RE ROOMING WITH CRONUS. WHY DO YOU HATE ME. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON STOMPING ON MY PUSHER UNTIL I DIE. EDIT: CULLMOMMY. ONEGAI. I'LL BE SO GOOD. #BEGGING. #PLEADING. #GROVELING. #SHININGYOURSHOESWITHMYTONGUE. #OUTOFVIEWOFVIRGINVANTAS. #THROWCRONUSOUT. #MAKEHIMROOMWITHKANKICHAN. #IMAKEABETTERBEDWARMER. #YURIBAIT. #YURIBITE.

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nothing, but i knowv myself.

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@handMaid[HM]

No+, no+, yo+u do+n't understand. We're all in the same ro+o+m. Do+ YOU want Cro+nus and Kankri to+ share a bed??

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Wait, do+n't answer that.

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Fine. Yo+u get o+ne freebie. But if he blo+ws that whistle twice, the trip is o+ver, understand?

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HHHGHYES. YES. SO BADLY. YES. AND WE ARE ALSO IN THE ROOM? YES. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION. A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

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yes maam!

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I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS ALLOWED TO DRIVE.

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Ehhhh... "allo+wed" is a pretty stro+ng wo+rd.

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Beforian
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
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Yo+u all have to+ pro+mise no+t to+ tell him I po+sted these o+r else I'll never hear the end o+f it, o+kay? #Itro+llianHo+liday #GPOY #LaDo+lceMo+rtem #VacayLife #Wanderlust #Travelcht #TummyReveal

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vwhore. not you.

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I kno+w, right? So+meo+ne really o+ut to+ tell him to+ co+ver up. Smh.

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this is exactly wvhy you shoulda invwited me along.

So+rry, hun. But yo+u kno+w, it's no+t to+o+ late to+ crash the party if yo+u do+n't mind sharing a recuperaco+o+n. :)c

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wvhere wvhere wvhere wvhere vwehre

Tro+ll Venice. I'll DM yo+u.

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greased lightning is on her vway.

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Beforian
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@arachnidsGuidance Happy? #SevenDeadlySins #SevenDeadlySinsQuiz #TrendHo+pping #ChittrTrends

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As if there's anything wrong with that.

No+thing wro+ng with being labeled a prideful, ho+rny, fat ass? Yo+u flatter me.

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Is there a narrative you would prefer? The very nature of the test is to not 8e flattering. I personally find nothing wrong with someone who enjoys life, and the test makes it clear that you certainly do.

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Beforian
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kind is the bravest thing you can be
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...Oo+f. I do+n't think I want to+ po+st my seven deadly sins quiz results.

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How 8ad could it 8e?

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It's a little embarrassing.

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I am actually a little surprised, I didn't realize such a thing could actually em8arrass you. Is it really that revealing?

A little. But, iro+nically, being so+ cagey abo+ut it is o+nly pro+ving the test right. Hmm.

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It's definitely making me more and more curious a8out what the results could possi8ly 8e. You're only making me more interested in knowing.

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Beforian
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Apo+lo+gies fo+r no+t participating in #MaidMo+nday this week. This Maid has been busy getting so+me much needed R&R o+n the sho+res o+f Itro+lly. #BeachBabe #GPOY #Vacay #Itro+llianHo+liday #LaDo+lceMo+rtem #CW-Suggestive

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wow you are absolutely radiant!

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llike your piercings

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Maybe yo+u can co+me with us next time.

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Damn, actually, yeah???? Who does your piercings? Who did your tats???? Those are fucking sick.

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us?????

I'm glad yo+u asked! All credit fo+r my piercings and so+me o+f my tatto+o+s go+es to+ @handMaid. <3

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I'll give yo+u o+ne guess. He's a little camera shy, but I'll get a pic o+f him befo+re this trip is up. Pro+mise.

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i am so fucking mad right nowv babe.

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I gotta hit her up.

CAN YOU MAKE IT A SWIMSUIT PHOTO. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS. LEGGINGS IN THE WATER?

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Beforian
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#SelfRepo+st #To+nightsMo+o+d https://chittr.ing/pro+file/genetrixAdvo+cate/22a85c36-b4a8-424e-b6ce-13b986f682f7

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I feel like I'm really go+ing to+ get a lo+t o+f mileage o+ut o+f this o+ne.

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Beforian
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The urge to+ wrap all o+f my friends up in a big blanket and hug them until they can't mo+ve gro+ws stro+nger every day.

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...Ho+nestly, I give it a week. #Dashwatching

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I give it three days

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Beforian
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So+metimes, I really lo+ve my friends. Other times...

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(=`ω´=) < #HATEFLICK???

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Beforian
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This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
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"We are the things that o+thers fear, I said. Remember that." - Tro+ll Anne Rice, Interview with the Shado+w Dro+pper Credit to+: @handMaid fo+r helping me so+urce the blo+o+d. ;) #Blo+o+d #Ho+rro+r #Go+re #GPOY #JustGirlyThings #MaryamMo+ment

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((Seeing a gpoy tag makes me be well aware of my joints.

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B:33c < is that your sword or the victims?

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aphrodites TEETH maryam mmoment is incredible actually

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▲▲holy shit▼▼

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HHHHYYOULOOK SO GOOD. DODYOU NEEDANYMORE #BLOOD CULLMOMMY. #HHHH. #BLOODLOSSPLAY. #YURIBAIT. #YURIBITE.

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@handMaid[HM]

Maybe later. The o+nly thing I need fo+r yo+u right no+w is to+ lay do+wn and stay hydrated until yo+u're a little less dizzy, o+kay?

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I'm glad yo+u enjo+yed it. Maybe next time I'll have to+ try vio+let.

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hhhyescullmommy

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OHHGHMGYFUCKIJGGOD. #BEFORANCULLING. #SHADOWDROPPERPLAY. #BLOODBAG. #CASTEGAP. #TOXICYURI. #TOXICGAP. #MEDICULLPLAY. #BLOOD. #BLOODPLAY. #BLOODDRINKING. #BLOODLETTING. #ASINLETTINGHERTAKEALLMYBLOODOUT. #ANDSMEARITALLOVERHERCHEST. #BLOODASLUBE. #GORE. #JUSTUSGORES. #JUSTGORYTHINGS. #RESPAWNDENIAL. #FORCEDMEDICULLATTENTION. #UNSAFEINSANECONSENSUAL. #NSFW #NSFWE #HHHH.

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@handMaid[HM]

(=`ω´=) < OMGOGMG! THIS ONE'S GOT IT, EFURRYONE!!! WE GOT IT IN THR33!!! KUDOS!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) #PURROMPTHUNTER #PURROMPTHUNTED

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It's funny, being assigned a mytho+lo+gical title by a co+smic video+ game o+f unkno+wn o+rigin. I wo+n't pretend I was always the best team player. I spent so+ much o+f the three sweeps that my friends and I spent in that game rejecting this assignment, bo+th as a Maid and Of Space. I didn't want to+ be a servant. I didn't want to+ be a mo+ther. What a sick jo+ke, I always tho+ught, that this thing tried to+ tell me that my ultimate destiny was to+ be the universe's dutiful mo+mmy. I'd have spit in the face o+f who+ever created this damn game if I co+uld. I still might. Pto+o+ey. But in a ro+undabo+ut way, it gave me a deeper appreciatio+n o+f maids. It's chic no+w to+ asso+ciate the Tro+ll French maid with sex, but little is do+ne to+ ackno+wledge the hard, suppo+rt-co+lumn breaking wo+rk these wo+men were do+ing to+ maintain the hives o+f rich highblo+o+ds. Beneath tho+se frilly skirts and cute apro+ns is a wo+man who+ to+iled fo+r absurdly lo+ng ho+urs with little sleep, little pay, and little reco+gnitio+n. My blo+o+dpumper breaks fo+r them. I realized, perhaps to+o+ late, that I co+uldn't just say "fuck yo+u" to+ the universe and leave it at that. It wo+uld mean that the sacrifices o+f all o+f tho+se maids befo+re me were in vain. Maybe even that is ego+tistical o+f me to+ admit. But if I were go+ing to+ be a Maid, I had to+ at least try to+ ho+no+r my class' namesake. I ho+pe I still am. #MaidMo+nday #SGRUB #GPOY

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Beautifully worded~. My pusher is breaking for the struggles of working women~.

and here i thought id havwe to beg and plead and wvhine and offer to put on my owvn maid outfit to get you into one, but you vwent and did it all on your owvn! looking spiffy porr, this is a real good fit. those porny ones are so lame, vwhile i wvouldnt mind a bit more skin, this is vwhere its at! #suggestivwe

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Wait, damn it. Is it to+o+ late fo+r yo+u to+ pretend yo+u didn't see this so+ yo+u can whine and beg and o+ffer to+ put o+n a maid dress to+o+?

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And *plead, that's very impo+rtant.

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It's a funny thing, choosing to be a maid. Giving your will, your agency, your spirit, all to another. And yet, you take something as well. They atrophy, become dependent, become unto wigglers. One must wonder who is the true master, ahuhu. If it is the maid, it seems a hollow victory. A master who holds not the leash is hardly a master at all! A dog pulling a decrepit old owner along by its leash. Ah, but it is worthwhile to think on. I know I am.

im considering it.

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What if I said yo+u co+uld wear mine?

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and youd be vwearing, wvhat? nothing, i hope. #nsfvw

Maybe. There's o+ne way fo+r yo+u to+ find o+ut.

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This is such a 8eautifully worded lamentation on Sgrub game mechanics and the effects they have on our personal identities. Your diatribes on classes and the connections one must form with them never fail to intrigue me. You are quite an insper8ion, Porrim!

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Beforian
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Ah. I started thinking to+o+ much abo+ut Tro+ll Anne Bo+nny. I can't no+t talk abo+ut her no+w. Fo+r tho+se o+f yo+u unfamiliar, which I suspect is mo+st o+f yo+u, Tro+ll Anne Bo+nny was a jadeblo+o+ded pirate at a time in Befo+ran histo+ry when piracy was much mo+re o+f a bo+ys' club than it became in later sweeps. Her gender, co+upled with her status as a jadeblo+o+d (the vast majo+rity o+f who+m were no+t allo+wed to+ even leave the bro+o+ding caverns, much less set fro+ndstub o+n the high seas), sho+uld have been a barrier fo+r entry into+ the wider wo+rld o+f piracy. But, well, pirates are no+t exactly kno+wn fo+r fo+llo+wing the rules, are they? To+ free herself fro+m the shackles o+f her so+cietally expected ro+les, Tro+ll Bo+nny disguised herself as a male tealblo+o+d instead, taking o+n the mo+niker o+f the T∞thless as she became a sco+urge o+f the eight seas. The T∞thless so+o+n began a whirlwind relatio+nship with vio+letblo+o+d Captain Calico+ Rackclam. The two+ never quite settled o+n a quadrant. They may have been red, had it no+t been fo+r the Wellread, a ceruleanblo+o+ded pirate serving under Captain Rackclam, that Tro+ll Bo+nny so+o+n disco+vered was a wo+man as well, unbekno+wnst to+ even Captain Rackclam. The two+ wo+men were fast friends and even faster lo+vers, much to+ Rackclam's dismay. Acco+unts differ abo+ut why they eventually go+t captured. So+me say Rackclam's jealo+usy and flimsy lo+yalties caused him to+ snitch. So+me say the crew o+f The Krilliam simply were no+ match fo+r the imperilo+us might o+f the -Empire. Either way, the T∞thless and the Wellread were sadly bo+th sentenced to+ lifetime jail sentences o+n charges o+f piracy, while the Captain go+t o+ff with no+t much mo+re than a slap o+n the wrist and a shiny new po+sitio+n as Privateer fo+r the ro+yal fleet. It's kind o+f a bummer o+f an ending. But I always liked to+ imagine that Tro+ll Bo+nny and her lo+ver bro+ke o+ut o+f their incarceratio+n and to+o+k back to+ the seas, where they lived the rest o+f their lives to+gether. #Piracy #Tro+llAnneBo+nny #Tro+llMaryRead #Tro+llJackRackclam #AnAbridgedHisto+ry #Tragedies #DeathMentio+n #Lo+ngPo+st

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▲guess that is kinda cool...▼

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A tragic yet inspiring tale.

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It's o+ne o+f my favo+rites fo+r a reaso+n. Tragedies can be as beautiful as they are gut wrenching.

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I couldn't have said it 8etter myself.

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~~~~~~~~ Fascinating. The tale of the Alternian pirate Bonney, also known as The Fearless, reads similarly, except she was captured and sentenced due to an ambush on an island beach by imperial forces. She and her lover slew seventy-five attackers before becoming overwhelmed and subdued; the Captain and the rest of the crew had foolishly chosen an ill time to drink, and were thus no help. Bonney's fate is likewise shrouded in mystery, though the most prevalent theory is that she escaped execution, culled the violetblood Callico, removing his horns and coat as trophies, and went on to sail the seas until her natural death. This is mostly correct; she perished when her ship was destroyed via a maelstrom.

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Fascinating indeed, tho+ugh I'm no+t surprised that the Alternian versio+n o+f her sto+ry is much mo+re vio+lent. I do+ wish o+ur Bo+nny had had an o+ppo+rtunity to+ get revenge o+n Rackclam, but if their paths ever cro+ssed again, I simply do+ no+t kno+w.

~~~~~~~~ Hm, indeed. A mystery for the ages, unless Rackclam's story is verifiably traced to a definitive ending. Of course, he could easily have survived a revenge attempt and pretended it never occurred. Or perhaps this other 'Bonny' simply decided to cut her losses, as it were, assuming she did not perish in a cell.

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I do+n't kno+w why the to+pic du jo+ur is pirates, but I am quite a fan o+f them. The histo+ry o+f Tro+ll Anne Bo+nny was always particularly fascinating to+ me.

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