Porrim
@genetrixAdvocate
Miss Maryam if yo+u're nasty. she+her Dead lo+nger than yo+u've been alive. ((banner by w0rmsmeatofme on tumblr))
They co+uld've at least let me put a shirt o+n first. It's co+ld in here.
Why are you and your friends always in some shit?
Yo+u try being dead fo+r an eternity. After a while, yo+u find ways to+ break up the mo+no+to+ny. Or, as is mo+re o+ften the case, the ways find yo+u.
I've w9ndered this as well. Pers9nally, I w9uld chalk it up t9 a path9l9gical need t9 act 9ut t9 c9mpensate f9r a lack 9f interi9rity. S9me pe9ple (speaking 6r9adly) simply are n9t a6le t9 satisfy themselves with9ut dragging every9ne ar9und them in t9 s9me kind 9f de6auchery as well. It's disapp9inting, really, 6ut f9rtunately, I am ar9und t9 help steer them t9wards the right path. #Lack9fInteri9rity #Generalizati9ns #N9tTargeted #TheRightPath
...Uh huh. And what do+es that say abo+ut the situatio+ns *yo+u* have fo+und yo+urself in? No+t even two+ weeks ago+, yo+u and Mituna go+t into+ an altercatio+n o+f yo+ur o+wn. Is this an admissio+n that yo+u lack interio+rity as well?
Sigh. At least it's a flattering sho+t, I suppo+se.
be reel gill there aint never been an unflattering shot
Porrim, please. There isn't an angle that wouldn't flatter you. ::::)
Uggghh. Ho+w am I always ending up in that thing?? #IdTagThisVaguepo+stingBut #IsItReally
They co+uld've at least invited me... #Vaguepo+sting
...Well, as lo+ng as he's having fun. #Dashwatching
I need an idea fo+r an All Hallo+w's Eve co+stume this sweep. I'm drawing a blank.
tis the season of hot and morally dubious but extremely beautiful scientists and nurses
Oo+h, that's no+t a bad idea. I'd lo+ve to+ carry aro+und a big, carto+o+nish syringe filled with mystery liquid.
Yo+u all have to+ pro+mise no+t to+ tag him in this, o+kay? He gets so+ upset when I po+st pictures o+f him witho+ut asking. :P #ButHesSo+o+o+o+o+Cute #IJustHadTo+Share #GPOK
(=^≧▽≦)< STOOOOOOOOPPPPP ILL EAT HIIIIMMMMMM
his eyelashes are really pretty. in a non-demeaning nor objectifying way.
great barrier reef. i gotta go take care of something.
you could alvways come help make it evwen more okay.
Hmmm, o+kay. But I'm putting o+n the red lipstick this time.
There really is no+thing quite like having a smaller partner in yo+ur lap. #Suggestive #ISuppo+se
THIS!!! i love being a tallgirl
...Fo+r a sho+w fo+r wrigglers, this isn't so+ bad. #Ho+russMLPNight #ItsCute
I really sho+uld be remo+ving stickers fo+r that, but. Er. No+ o+ne lo+o+k at me fo+r a while. #Vaguepo+sting
I'm alright, just... having co+nflicted feelings abo+ut seeing a friend in distress, that's all. #HesFine #ImFine #Just #Hhhhh
uh. i dunno but the constern lady called me cullbait once? whatever that means?
but i'm almost positive there's a human analogue i can easily jump on. a lot of the facets of human culture seem to be kinda inspired from beforan and alternian stuff.
Ha! Yes, that so+unds like the Co+nstern. It basically means that she finds yo+u so+ pathetic and pitiable and cute that she wants no+thing mo+re than to+ wrap yo+u up in blankets and pinch yo+ur cheeks and take care o+f yo+u like a wriggler. It's mo+re co+mplex than that, o+f co+urse. And culling as an institutio+n is fraught with so+ much co+rruptio+n and mistreatment o+f warmblo+o+ds in particular that I can't necessarily co+ndo+ne it as a practice. ...But so+metimes I understand the feeling. >///<
golly! well. offer stands if you have something to get off your chest. dm's are open and i love learning about people! and it sounds like you have a lot of interesting stuff to say!
I'm pleased to+ repo+rt that everyo+ne has mo+stly been keeping up the go+o+d behavio+r! Po+sitive reinfo+rcement really do+es wo+nders. @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy @aeneasCaldarium @handMaid @twiceAnnihilated @cuttlefishCrusher @aero+dynamicTramp @taciturnTerro+r @arachno+idGrimo+rium @cavalierTho+ro+ughbred @gelidCalco+grapher #Po+sitiveReinfo+rcement #Go+o+dBehavio+rChart #Suggestive #IYKYK
This is a6surd, and y9u kn9w it. Und9ing my 9wn huskt9p's wriggler safety l9cks is n9t w9rth l9sing a sticker, and neither is accidentally 69rr9wing Aranea's hair6rush with9ut realizing it was hers. I even made sure t9 clean it after I was d9ne s9 if anything y9u 9ught t9 reward me with an additi9nal sticker f9r d9ing s9. Y9u are transparently h9lding me t9 much higher standards than any9ne else, presuma6ly due t9 my 6l99d c9l9r status, and I demand t9 have my star stickers rightfully reinstated. #UnfairTreatment #D9u6leStandards #HighExpectati9ns #High6l99dExpectati9ns #Anti9ffspectrum6ias
YOU WORK HARD. YOU HONE YOUR CRAFT. YOU STUDY YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE. AND YOU BRIBE THE JUDGES. #TOTALDAMARAVICTORY.
hehehe, gosh. gold stars still work after school?
It depends! So+me peo+ple truly do+n't care, and so+me peo+ple find the pro+spect o+f praise to+ be to+o+ mo+rtifying. Others genuinely do+ better with negative feedback. But I kno+w my friends well. <3
(=｀ω´=) < OH, G33Z!!! I LOVE GOLD STARS!!! #SHINY-THINGS #REINFURCEMENT #STAR-REMOWVAL
(^./_.^) < I MEAN... I DON'T KNOW WHO "MEULIN" IS. BUT THANKS, OOMF! ヾ(=°-°=)ノ
And, as always, I'm a little disappo+inted that Legally Blo+nde never do+es much o+f anything to+ dismantle the beauty standards put upo+n wo+men, especially in the early Human 20+0+0+s, a time perio+d no+to+rio+us fo+r absurd expectatio+ns o+f femininity. The clo+sest we get is a thro+waway line fro+m Elle that the fitness guru o+n trial never *explicitly* tells wo+men that they need to+ lo+se weight, the jo+ke being that her entire business mo+del is built o+n preying o+n wo+mens' insecurities. Elle's hyperfemininity sho+uldn't be scrutinized either o+f co+urse, and the film do+es an excellent jo+b o+f no+t belittling her o+r demeaning her fo+r her shiny high heels and pink pencil skirts, but it leaves me wanting a bit mo+re when it co+mes to+ the o+ther end o+f the spectrum. #LegallyBlo+nde #Livechitt #ButItsAFunTimeRegardless
yeah and the seacond one is just about her fuckin dog so far for some reason
Urgh. Yeah. This o+ne is significantly less interesting so+ far.
...Oh, bo+y, no+t the bend and snap. #LegallyBlo+nde #Mo+vieNight #Livechitt
It's frustrating the ways that men in this mo+vie (and, indeed, in the real life) use legal language to+ upho+ld patriarchal standards when they think we aren't paying attentio+n, and do+ubly frustrating ho+w many wo+men are co+mplicit, intentio+nally o+r no+t, in reinfo+rcing these ideals fo+r the appro+val o+f their male peers. It's a go+o+d reminder to+ call o+ut these do+uble standards when yo+u see them. #LegallyBlo+nde #LiveChitt #Mo+vieNight
honestly? having lived on both sides of the fence, it just makes the double standards more obvious.
Oh, Elle Wo+o+ds, we're really in it no+w. #LegallyBlo+nde #LiveChitt #Mo+vieNight
...So+mething abo+ut to+day is co+mpelling me to+ po+st a pho+to+ o+f my armpits. #Suggestive #IThink
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#N9W9rds #MedicullyC9ncernedF9rY9u
I do+n't kno+w. No+rmally I wo+uldn't be o+ppo+sed to+ the idea, but strangely, it feels like it wo+uld be in po+o+r taste.
Ahem. I'll be to+ssing my palmhusk into+ the nearest bo+dy o+f water no+w. If anyo+ne needs me, please do+n't need me.
Ohhh my go+dddd.
To+ anyo+ne co+ncerned abo+ut the seven(!!) o+f us sleeping in o+ne ro+o+m, I assure yo+u, everyo+ne's been o+n their best behavio+r fo+r me. 😘 @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy @aeneasCaldarium @handMaid @twiceAnnihilated @cuttlefishCrusher @aero+dynamicTramp #Slaycatio+n #Po+rrimsTravelo+gue #Po+sitiveReinfo+rcement #Suggestive
i dont give a fuck aboat em im just wonderin why someone can swoop in and suddenly be betta than me out of nowhere
That'll get yo+u two+ stickers if yo+u pro+mise no+t to+ get anything o+n it.
its because i knowv howv to followv rules vwhen i get something outta them.
I'm really quite pro+ud o+f them bo+th. Yo+u sho+uld try the same with yo+ur Cro+nus. I have a feeling yo+u'll get similar results.
HHHH. CULLMOMMY. I'LL BE SO GOOD. I WON'T SPILL A DROP. #MYSTICKERS. #COMPETITION. #WINNINGATANYCOST. #TACTICS. #STRATEGY. #ALPHA. #GRINDSET. #DENIAL. #CHASTITY. #DRYNESS. #CHASTITYCHASING. #ROLEPLAY. #HETSLOPBAIT. #???
Oh, I'm not sure of that. He isn't the 8est at following instructions when he doesn't feel like it. A 8it of a diva. Eyeroll. ::::/
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Unfo+rtunately I wo+n't be able to+ attend #Go+thNight after all, but I tho+ught I'd share to+night's o+utfit anyway. Ho+pefully I'll catch everyo+ne at the next o+ne! #GPOY #Po+rrimsFashio+nJo+urnal #AltFashio+n #AltGirlsDo+ItBetter
D --> I am a big fan of the outfit D --> The general ensemble fits together well