Porrim
@genetrixAdvocate
Miss Maryam if yo+u're nasty. she+her Dead lo+nger than yo+u've been alive. ((banner by w0rmsmeatofme on tumblr))
#CurrentlyListening All The Things She Said - t.A.T.ro+ll
Hell yes! There was an orchestral cover of this song done I highly recommend.
@amusingCaterwaul Hi Meulin. :)
₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ < HI PORRIM! I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME PURROWLING YOUR FOLLOWING LIST TO FIND EFURRYONE ELSE'S ACCOUNTS.
/ᐠ>⩊ oマ Ⳋ < YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO COME TO MIND WHEN I THOUGHT, "WHO DO I ABSOLUTELY HAAAVE TO FOLLOW ON CHITTR?" YOU CAN READ INTO IT IF YOU WANT TO, H33H33.
Is there so+mething in the Felt Emplo+yee Handbo+o+k that requires its members to+ po+lyquad react to+ everything, I wo+nder? #HiKurlo+z :)
★ctu★lly been wondering th★t too bec★use th★t's h★lf of wh★t K★rk★t does.
Maybe it's part o+f the interview pro+cess. They wo+n't hire yo+u unless yo+u can hit fo+ur butto+ns in quick successio+n.
See but D★rlin (The Doorm★id) DOESN'T do this, but perh★ps she is the exception th★t proves the rule? Much to think on.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The term I've been employing is "#Polyquandary"!!!!! Unlike the usual sorta conflicts 'n problems, which are troll vs troll, it's a unique troll, troll, troll, or more, vs the problem!!!!!!! Togetherness makes everything effortless! And teamwwork...makes the dream work!!! HUZZAH!!!!!
Clo+se eno+ugh. @carbo+licGalvano+lo+gist #HiKarkat https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/50b94824462c.png
OH, COME THE FUCK ON. THESE ARE *DEMONSTRABLY* DIFFERENT EXPRESSIONS OF APPROVAL AND DISAPPROVAL. HERE. LET ME MAKE THIS SO OBVIOUS THAT EVEN A SLOPE-FOREHEADED CAVETROLL COULD GET IT. HERE IS ONE, SINGULAR HATE REACT. SOLITARY. UNAMBIGUOUS. CLEAR AS A POLISHED X8 SCOPE AIMING A FUCKING RED DOT AT YOUR PUSHER. EXCEPT THE DOT IN THIS HYPOTHETICAL IS BLACK. BECAUSE I'M EXPRESSING CLEAR AND VEHEMENT HATRED. AND NOTHING BUT. #HIPORRIM.
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Casteplay #Dubco+n @aeneasCaldarium In re: Part 13: "Befo+ran Vantas" So+meo+ne went thro+ugh a lo+t o+f tro+uble to+ o+bscure the co+ntents o+f this chitt. It sure wo+uld be a shame if o+ne o+f the Befo+ran Vantases happened to+ see it. Like, say, @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy. It's a go+o+d thing @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy hasn't seen the O+P, because I am sure @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy wo+uld have a lo+t to+ say abo+ut it if he did. Ho+w fo+rtunate that we do+n't have to+ wo+rry abo+ut that. Paragraph by paragraph, yo+u kno+w the drill by no+w. Fo+r o+ne: I've met a few female Kankris, and I agree that they're rather attractive. But, then, I wo+uld also+ say the male o+nes and no+nbinary o+nes are decently attractive to+o+. I'm no+t #No+tGay, so+ there's no+thing abo+ut my sexuality that makes me think o+f o+ne gender as prettier than ano+ther, and if yo+u, dear reader, are anything o+ther than mo+no+sexual and *still* believe wo+men are inherently mo+re attractive than men, ask yo+urself why yo+u think that. Ho+wever, it *is* an o+bjective fact that female Kankris dress nicer. A higher willingness to+ listen to+ the Po+rrims in their lives, perhaps? O+r a result o+f living with the intrinsic kno+wledge that wo+men are mo+re likely to+ be taken serio+usly by their peers if their o+utward appearance matches so+ciety's ideals o+f a wo+man wo+rth listening to+? Who+'s to+ say. So+ far, we're o+ff to+ an o+kay start. Besides the value judgement passed o+n her weight (*sighs wistfully as I fo+ndly remember the days o+f #Bo+dyPo+sitivity*), there's actually no+thing terribly o+bjectio+nable here. I agree that tho+se chubby cheeks are rather ado+rable when they get blushy. In this scenario+, she hasn't said no+, and asking yo+u to+ tag yo+ur triggers is a go+o+d way o+f indicating that she wants yo+u to+ co+ntinue. Flirting with a wo+man in a way that genuinely flatters her and catches her o+ff guard is a-o+kay in my bo+o+k. ...And again with the casteplay. I've said my tho+ughts abo+ut it. Tho+ugh I do+ have to+ wo+nder what the o+dds are that every warmblo+o+ded wo+man that a seadweller man meets just so+ happens to+ be into+ being degraded due to+ their so+cial standing in relatio+n to+ him. Can anyo+ne say "co+nfirmatio+n bias"? "she already assumes yo+ure a lo+ser": So+mething she and I can agree o+n. And please, leave the sweater o+ut o+f it. I wo+rked to+o+ hard o+n it to+ see it sullied. :( Redacted paragraph is redacted. I did eventually ask Cro+nus what the redacted info+rmatio+n o+n the Damara po+st was and he to+ld me it was lo+st to+ spacetime, so+ I assume this is to+o+. A shame, but so+mething tells me it's fo+r the best if it do+esn't see the light o+f day. O+verall, this o+ne was... surprisingly tame? Sure, it hits so+me o+f what I'm beginning to+ reco+gnize as the classic #CAGTTL beats, namely preying o+n a wo+man's insecurities and insisting that she just secretly lo+o+o+o+ves hemo+casteism, but given that the subject is no+to+rio+usly celibate, I admittedly expected a lo+t wo+rse. I have to+ begrudgingly o+ffer kudo+s fo+r at least kind o+f respecting Kankri's bo+undaries. Also+, Cro+nus? Yo+u missed a "Girlkat" in yo+ur editing. Yo+u either need a better pro+o+freader o+r else need to+ type with bo+th hands fo+r a change.
that said. youwve got me on the confirmation bias. i kinda allude to it in some of these, but this stuff is only really applicable to a certain subset of the gals. a large subset, but a subset i do a damn fine job of filtering for ;)
SEE. HE’S MAKING POINTS. PERHAPS YOU. AND I. AND CRONUS. AND KANKRI. CAN AGREE ON SOME THINGS. SUCH AS VANTASKUN’S KAWAII BLUSHU. THE SWEET #FORBIDDENFRUIT LOCKED BEHIND THOSE HOLY LEGGINGS. AND OTHER MATTERS. TOO #SUGGESTIVE TO DISCUSS. ANYWHERE BUT IN PERSON.
Co+ming fro+m yo+u, that's a co+mpliment.
I actually agree. Yo+u and I and Cro+nus and Kankri co+uld have such a lo+vely meeting o+f the minds so+me day.
DID I CRACK MY FUCKING HEAD. IS THIS REAL.
N9pe. N9. Nuh uh. I see that #Suggestive tag, and whatever it is y9u and P9rrim think y9u're planning, I want a6s9lutely n9 part 9f it. I d9n't even want t9 kn9w what this supp9sed "meeting 9f the minds" as she puts it (side n9te: w9uld it d9u6le-kill y9u t9 have a *little* m9re class?) might entail. In fact, I h9pe the *three* 9f y9u have a w9nderful time during it. In-pers9n, privately, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where n9 9ne else has t9 6e privy t9 it. All I kn9w is that I w9uld str9ngly prefer if my name didn't cr9ss y9ur lips 9r y9ur key69ards in relati9n t9 it. F9r that matter, I d9n't want my name t9 cr9ss y9ur thinkpans either. I'm already appalled 6y the revelati9n that my distaff c9unterpart has an entry in Cr9nus' guide. The a6s9lute last thing I need right n9w is t9 add m9re fuel t9 the pr9ver6ial fire 6y adding 9n t9 y9ur perverse delusi9ns. #DeathMenti9n #D9u6leDeathMenti9n #ItsN9ne9fMy6usiness #LetsKeepItThatWay
That is n9ne 9f y9ur 6usiness. There are plenty 9f incredi6ly valid reas9ns a pers9n might experience 6l99d rushing t9 their cheeks s9 please respect my privacy at this time.
It's been seven ho+urs since my last #CAGTTL review po+st. Surely that's been eno+ugh time to+ give the timeline a reprieve fro+m the green miles, right?
Eat it up fo+r lunch, yeah it's so+ delicio+us. @handMaid #Lyricpo+sting #Thro+wback #JustGalsBeingPals #Besties #Suggestive #Substances https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/138bf8c760da.png
touching yourself to memories when im out here fucking up talking to normal trolls smh #nsfw
ah shit thought the boss posted this you keep keeping on yampire that is vampire with yams
wvhat? vwhat?! wvhat?!? vwhat!!!!!!!!!!!
:o) I am glad :o) That you ladies are having fun
I sho+uld sell my bathwater. #suggestive
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That is the s⬡rt ⬡f entrepreneurial mindset that gets y⬡u ahead in this w⬡rld. #WeL⬡veT⬡SeeIt #Y⬡uG⬡Girl #Feminism #W⬡menInSTEW #Selling #Their #Extra #Water - MC R⬡se🌹
howvs it feeling knowving my post you plagiarized is still more popular
gonna assume you mean *owver. are you saying you dont take a lot of baths? gross, girl
O+ver, yes. Attentio+n's a little divided between this and my next write up.
vwell, they do say multi-tasking is more of a masculine trait.
#CurrentlyListening Charli xcx - Guess featuring Tro+llie Eilish
Did Alternia no+t last lo+ng eno+ugh to+ get Charli xcx and Tro+llie Eilish? I truly weep fo+r yo+u.
I ho+pe it go+es witho+ut saying that I'm a big fan o+f #FuckYo+urFriendsFriday. #NSFW
how big a fan are we talking~
So+rry lo+ve, that's fo+r my friends to+ find o+ut. Try getting to+ kno+w me a little first befo+re trying to+ get in my pants.
fair enough!! maybe i'll see you around then! enjoy your friday!!!! :D
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Casteplay #GillGrabbing #Reclamatio+n #BackByPo+pularDemand @handMaid @aeneasCaldarium In re: CAGTTL Part 12: Damara Megido+ O+nce again, let's take this paragraph by paragraph. Cro+nus immediately gets po+ints fro+m me by having the subject o+f his guide, in this case Damara, as his co+-autho+r. I'm always a suppo+rter o+f wo+men having co+ntro+l o+f their o+wn narratives. I just kno+w the respo+nse to+ this series wo+uld have been o+verwhelmingly mo+re po+sitive if mo+re o+f the wo+men in questio+n had had a chance to+ o+ffer their o+wn input. (And I'd lo+ve to+ hear mo+re abo+ut this co+ntraptio+n.) It's really sad to+ hear yo+u bo+th are so+ dismissive o+f "no+rmie" Damaras, as yo+u put it. Unsurprising, really, given the co+-autho+rs o+f this entry. Still, my experiences with no+rmie Damaras have been no+thing but pleasant. I can't attest to+ the validity o+f her free use kink, but getting high and co+mmiserating with her is always fun even witho+ut the expectatio+n o+f sex. That's fun to+o+, but yo+u are really missing o+ut if that's the o+nly thing yo+u want fro+m her. Damaras o+f all types have a *lo+t* to+ say, and even the o+nes stuck in their emo+tio+nal malaise have a pretty sharp to+ngue if yo+u bo+ther to+ listen to+ her. Mm. Here's where I'll defer to+ Cro+nus and Damara. Playing o+n caste stereo+types thro+ugh the lens o+f sex just do+esn't do+ it fo+r me. While there *is* merit to+ taking back dero+gato+ry language and wearing it with pride, I always questio+n what it is that the perso+n po+rtraying the o+ppresso+r-class gets o+ut o+f it aside fro+m a chance to+ freely o+ppress so+meo+ne they view as their inferio+r with no+ co+nsequences. Unless so+meo+ne is a very, very go+o+d acto+r, I can't be co+nvinced that the highblo+o+d in this scenario+ do+esn't truly internalize the prejudiced mindset that he po+rtrays in scene. And I can't say I've ever tho+ught Cro+nus to+ be a very go+o+d acto+r. But as lo+ng as the two+ o+f them co+nsent to+ the kink and are aware o+f the risks inherent to+ it, well, who+ am I to+ judge. #RACK O+h, and "damara vwants to+ mentio+n that they may as vwell be pirates vwith all the pegging they get up to+". I have no+thing mo+re to+ add to+ this, I just want to+ say that it made me laugh. Can co+nfirm. Actually, real quick, I want to+ address the term "pro+per nympho+ so+cio+path(s)". So+, yes, I kno+w Damara had a lo+t mo+re input than the o+ther wo+men featured in these guides did, and as such I do+n't want to+ co+me do+wn to+o+ hard o+n the language being used here, as I do+ understand the po+wer o+f reclaiming. But I want to+ highlight these in particular. Imagine me sighing really lo+udly. Imagine me ro+lling my eyes. Imagine me pinching the bridge o+f my no+se in exasperatio+n. Do+ yo+u ever no+tice ho+w men talk abo+ut wo+men who+ like sex? I mean, ho+w they *really* talk abo+ut wo+men who+ like sex. Just co+mpare this sectio+n to+ what is said abo+ut no+rmie Damaras, fo+r example. *Tho+se* sluts are bo+ring because they're to+o+ inactive, but *these* sluts are crazy because they're to+o+ assertive. It's an impo+ssibility. No+t much I can say abo+ut the lawyer-redacted sectio+n. The Damara-redacted sectio+n, ho+wever... after having spo+ken to+ the wo+man o+f the ho+ur myself, I can co+nfirm this as well. Including the gill-grabbing. Maybe especially the gill-grabbing. To+ that I say, mo+re po+wer to+ her. #ISuppo+rtWo+mensRights #AndWo+mensWro+ngs
WOULD YOU SUPPORT ENGAGING IN WOMEN'S WRONGS TOGETHER. FOR MALE ATTENTION. OR OTHER REASONS.
Go+sh, Damara, I do+n't kno+w. Do+ *yo+u* think I enjo+y do+ing things fo+r male attentio+n? Female attentio+n, ho+wever? No+w we're talking.
point of order, its actually quite simple to me. dolorosa-vwhore complex, i mean. i lowve vwhores! my problem vwith the boring damaras aint that theyre prudes though, its that theyre vwhores, but boring about it. othervwise, right on the money babygirl, reading me like a book owver here. #nsfvw #cagttl
Yuck. Yo+u keep almo+st endearing yo+urself to+ me and then immediately ruining it. I do+n't kno+w which is wo+rse, calling Damara a who+re o+r calling me babygirl. (Who+re is wo+rse, o+bvio+usly. But I'm no+t fo+nd o+f the infantilizatio+n either.)
Peo+ple o+ften accuse me o+f being a man-hater. No+, no+, yo+u've go+t me all wro+ng. I'm a man-eater. Impo+rtant distinctio+n.
Everyo+ne's so+ creative. #WeListenAndWeDo+ntJudge
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Feminism #ReaderBeware @aeneasCaldarium O+f my o+wn acco+rd, and entirely unrelated to+ any co+nversatio+n that might have taken place earlier, I decided to+ check o+ut yo+ur little entry o+n Po+rrim in yo+ur guide. I have to+ hand it to+ yo+u. It's hilario+us. Perhaps I've underestimated yo+ur co+medic genius all these sweeps. Let's dissect it paragraph by paragraph, shall we? "perfect lay, ultimate catch, intimidating": Thank yo+u. "fake feminist": Meh. Certainly inaccurate, but no+thing I haven't heard befo+re. The perfo+rmatively wo+ke male's favo+rite talking po+int is the no+tio+n that a wo+man isn't a "real" feminist unless she "pro+ves" herself to+ him, thereby o+beying his whims under the guise o+f asserting her o+wn auto+no+my. Nice try, but I have precio+us little to+ pro+ve to+ yo+u. "a po+rr that just sleeps aro+und uniro+nically, unthinking, do+esnt care": Is this really a "win", to+ sleep with so+meo+ne who+ cares so+ little fo+r yo+u she might as well be treating yo+u less like a perso+n and mo+re like a sex to+y? I suppo+se that's a turn o+n fo+r so+me peo+ple, and indeed, fo+r so+me Po+rrims. Let yo+ur freak flags fly. Admittedly, this paragraph makes me a little pro+ud, to+ kno+w that the majo+rity o+f Po+rrims yo+u meet, assuming in go+o+d faith that yo+ur experiences are true to+ reality, do+n't pass up the o+ppo+rtunity fo+r a go+o+d debate. I've met my fair share o+f mes who+ burnt their last bra millennia ago+, and the rare me who+'s never burnt a bra in her life, but I'm happy to+ kno+w mo+st o+f us are still fighting the go+o+d fight. Mo+re tro+lls really sho+uld kno+w that the way to+ this gal's heart is no+t just thro+ugh salivating o+ver her rumblespheres but thro+ugh spirited discussio+n. Big brains are sexy, unf. The fo+llo+wing two+ paragraphs are, again, the perfo+rmatively wo+ke male's favo+rite talking po+int. Who+ gives a damn what the wo+man says, what she thinks, what she feels? Her existence, her experiences, her mo+rals are no+thing but fo+dder fo+r a man's sexual pleasure. Making the feminist submit to+ a big mean man is the ultimate go+tcha. Yawn. Aren't yo+u tired? I kno+w I am. There is such an o+bsessio+n with "o+wning" feminists, bo+th in the sense o+f being made the fo+o+l and in the sense o+f po+ssessio+n, as if the ultimate humiliatio+n fo+r a wo+man is to+ remind her "o+f her place". They see the existence o+f a stro+ng-willed wo+man rallying against the patriarchy as a threat to+ their o+wn life, because they kno+w o+n so+me level that what men-as-a-class have do+ne and co+ntinue to+ do+ to+ wo+men-as-a-class is wro+ng. It's shameful. It's debasing. They think if they can sho+ve that bitch back into+ the dirt where she belo+ngs, the patriarchy is safe, and they can maintain their privileges witho+ut fear o+f retributio+n. To+ any feminists reading this, I say keep it up. That he go+es to+ such lengths to+ tear yo+u do+wn means he's terrified o+f yo+u and what yo+u believe in. Go+o+d. Keep it that way. The thing this type o+f argument is missing when it co+mes to+ the respiteblo+ck, ho+wever, is that there is in fact no+thing inherently antifeminist abo+ut a wo+man sexually submitting to+ a man. Sho+cker, I kno+w. If yo+u'd o+nly speak to+ the Po+rrims yo+u kno+w, yo+u'd find that a lo+t o+f them aren't the spo+o+ky do+minatrices yo+u think they are. A lo+t o+f wo+men - yes, including that shrieking feminist harpy yo+u lo+ve to+ belittle - are happy to+ be submissives. O+ne o+f these days, yo+u o+ught to+ try speaking to+ them like a real tro+ll and no+t a sex o+bject to+ be bro+ken. Ah, but I guess a genuine co+nnectio+n with the perso+n yo+u're sleeping with isn't nearly as fun as emo+tio+nal manipulatio+n. Silly girl. Anyway, I do+n't anticipate any Cro+nuses to+ have read this far. He's pro+bably skipped to+ the bo+tto+m where I o+ffer my o+pinio+n o+n his o+pinio+n o+f my rating. Eh. No+ no+tes. I'll take the co+mpliment.
porrim, as much as i lovwe vwhen you ping me and that youre supportivwe of my lovwing matespritship. i vwould rather not havwe my name all ovwer this piece of filths spank bank material for the mentally unvwell. #nsfwv #ihatethisguymorethantherest #vwerespectvwomeninthishousenotthatguy
Well, I spent a lo+t o+f time drilling in to+ him ho+w to+ act, alo+ngside a select few o+f o+ur o+ther friends. I'm afraid o+nce yo+u enco+unter o+ne iteratio+n o+f so+meo+ne who+ surpasses expectatio+ns, the wide majo+rity o+f the rest just do+n't get up to+ par. That being said, I do+n't mind being co+nsidered average if it means yo+u'd be less interested in me. Yo+ur affectio+ns aren't so+mething I particularly desire, after all.
So+meo+ne has to+ spread aro+und who+ the mo+st superio+r Cro+nus is. Unfo+rtunately, as said candidate, I must ro+pe yo+u in to+ pro+ve my po+int. I'd place a heart here, if it wo+uldn't be so+ scandalo+us to+ do+ so+ co+nsidering yo+ur quadrant is lo+vingly filled. #Thanksfo+rco+ming
Anything yo+u invo+lve yo+urself in is o+ften carto+o+nishly absurd, so+ it may as well be.
vwell, thanks for havwing me i guess. see you some other time. #happytobenearyoubutnotthatguy
PORRIM. PORRIM. GO READ THE DAMARA ONE. SO THAT YOU CAN CORRECTLY PROCLAIM ME. THE ALPHA FEMINIST. AND TAKE YOUR BITCHLY PLACE. AT THE FOOT OF MY THRONE. IN PRAISE AND WORSHIP. BOTH LUSTFUL AND ACADEMIC. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
O+nly if yo+u send me the uncenso+red versio+n. I can't give an info+rmed o+pinio+n witho+ut having access to+ *all* o+f the material.
#Igno+ranceIsBliss
i dunno what this is about... oh! okay, yay! :D
...I do+n't kno+w. Suddenly I've fo+rgo+tten everything. It's pretty blissful.
>> OF COURSE OF COURSE I CNAN SELL YOU ADDERALL MISS PORRIM UES UES YES YES YES
He thinks he's so+o+o+o+ clever. #Vaguepo+sting
O+h, what the heck. #YO+DO+, am I right? Do+n't unblur this image if yo+u do+n't want to+ see my tits. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/c931e54dee7a.jpg
i didn’t walk right into this one. i ran, like m7 hive was on fire
To+ any human and genetically-capable tro+ll o+ut there to+ who+m this applies: do+n't let a fear o+f pregnancy ho+ld yo+u back fro+m living yo+ur best life. Yo+u always have a #Cho+ice.
Ah, go+rgeo+us wo+men o+n my feed. Evidently I've jo+ined Chittr at the exact right time.
h3h f1rst p3rson to b3 follow3d by you k1nd4 n3rvous #sw4g