Porrim
@genetrixAdvocate
Miss Maryam if yo+u're nasty. she+her Dead lo+nger than yo+u've been alive. ((banner by w0rmsmeatofme on tumblr))
Is there so+mething in the Felt Emplo+yee Handbo+o+k that requires its members to+ po+lyquad react to+ everything, I wo+nder? #HiKurlo+z :)
★ctu★lly been wondering th★t too bec★use th★t's h★lf of wh★t K★rk★t does.
Maybe it's part o+f the interview pro+cess. They wo+n't hire yo+u unless yo+u can hit fo+ur butto+ns in quick successio+n.
Clo+se eno+ugh. @carbo+licGalvano+lo+gist #HiKarkat https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/50b94824462c.png
≽(ᗜ⩊ᗜ マ≼ < #MEME #ANIMEMEME #RELATABLEMEME #TWOTRUCKSHAVINGWHAT
(˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ < THANK YOU, PORRIM! ≽^◕⩊◕ ^≼ < SINCE YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH, I'LL PUT YOU IN MY NEXT MEME!!
O+h, that to+o+ kind o+f yo+u! Yo+u do+n't have to+ go+ thro+ugh all that tro+uble. Really.
F9ll9wing all the dancest9rs like a l9st 6ark6east
Yo+u're ado+rable. Maybe this barkbeast needs a leash so+ he wo+n't get lo+st anymo+re, hm? #Suggestive
@amusingCaterwaul Hi Meulin. :)
₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ < HI PORRIM! I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME PURROWLING YOUR FOLLOWING LIST TO FIND EFURRYONE ELSE'S ACCOUNTS.
before anyone gets the vwrong idea from my interaction vwith a certain vwild flowver, i vwant to make it click that im an #ally and i havwe nothing but the utmost respect for our bravwe lesbian queens. #loudandproud #pride thats vwhy, im offering my servwices for any gals that arent ready to jiffy on out of the closet. for the price of literally nothing, as long as youre female and hot, i vwill put on this cheap blonde vwig and shavwe my fivwe o clock shadowv, so you dont feel it vwhen vwe kiss.
That's... Hm. I suppo+se it co+uld've been a lo+t wo+rse, co+ming fro+m yo+u.
trust me, this is the safe for chittr vwersion. cant havwe cats getting too crazy, nowv. grub steps.
It's sweet that yo+u Cro+nuses care so+ much abo+ut the wider Chittr po+pulace to+ no+t make the rest o+f us suffer the wo+rst o+f yo+ur chauvinistic drivel. It really warms my blo+o+dpusher.
g0ing two be busy m0st of the night s0 make use of this handy chart as y0u will.
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Casteplay #Dubco+n @aeneasCaldarium In re: Part 13: "Befo+ran Vantas" So+meo+ne went thro+ugh a lo+t o+f tro+uble to+ o+bscure the co+ntents o+f this chitt. It sure wo+uld be a shame if o+ne o+f the Befo+ran Vantases happened to+ see it. Like, say, @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy. It's a go+o+d thing @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy hasn't seen the O+P, because I am sure @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy wo+uld have a lo+t to+ say abo+ut it if he did. Ho+w fo+rtunate that we do+n't have to+ wo+rry abo+ut that. Paragraph by paragraph, yo+u kno+w the drill by no+w. Fo+r o+ne: I've met a few female Kankris, and I agree that they're rather attractive. But, then, I wo+uld also+ say the male o+nes and no+nbinary o+nes are decently attractive to+o+. I'm no+t #No+tGay, so+ there's no+thing abo+ut my sexuality that makes me think o+f o+ne gender as prettier than ano+ther, and if yo+u, dear reader, are anything o+ther than mo+no+sexual and *still* believe wo+men are inherently mo+re attractive than men, ask yo+urself why yo+u think that. Ho+wever, it *is* an o+bjective fact that female Kankris dress nicer. A higher willingness to+ listen to+ the Po+rrims in their lives, perhaps? O+r a result o+f living with the intrinsic kno+wledge that wo+men are mo+re likely to+ be taken serio+usly by their peers if their o+utward appearance matches so+ciety's ideals o+f a wo+man wo+rth listening to+? Who+'s to+ say. So+ far, we're o+ff to+ an o+kay start. Besides the value judgement passed o+n her weight (*sighs wistfully as I fo+ndly remember the days o+f #Bo+dyPo+sitivity*), there's actually no+thing terribly o+bjectio+nable here. I agree that tho+se chubby cheeks are rather ado+rable when they get blushy. In this scenario+, she hasn't said no+, and asking yo+u to+ tag yo+ur triggers is a go+o+d way o+f indicating that she wants yo+u to+ co+ntinue. Flirting with a wo+man in a way that genuinely flatters her and catches her o+ff guard is a-o+kay in my bo+o+k. ...And again with the casteplay. I've said my tho+ughts abo+ut it. Tho+ugh I do+ have to+ wo+nder what the o+dds are that every warmblo+o+ded wo+man that a seadweller man meets just so+ happens to+ be into+ being degraded due to+ their so+cial standing in relatio+n to+ him. Can anyo+ne say "co+nfirmatio+n bias"? "she already assumes yo+ure a lo+ser": So+mething she and I can agree o+n. And please, leave the sweater o+ut o+f it. I wo+rked to+o+ hard o+n it to+ see it sullied. :( Redacted paragraph is redacted. I did eventually ask Cro+nus what the redacted info+rmatio+n o+n the Damara po+st was and he to+ld me it was lo+st to+ spacetime, so+ I assume this is to+o+. A shame, but so+mething tells me it's fo+r the best if it do+esn't see the light o+f day. O+verall, this o+ne was... surprisingly tame? Sure, it hits so+me o+f what I'm beginning to+ reco+gnize as the classic #CAGTTL beats, namely preying o+n a wo+man's insecurities and insisting that she just secretly lo+o+o+o+ves hemo+casteism, but given that the subject is no+to+rio+usly celibate, I admittedly expected a lo+t wo+rse. I have to+ begrudgingly o+ffer kudo+s fo+r at least kind o+f respecting Kankri's bo+undaries. Also+, Cro+nus? Yo+u missed a "Girlkat" in yo+ur editing. Yo+u either need a better pro+o+freader o+r else need to+ type with bo+th hands fo+r a change.
you bitch
SEE. HE’S MAKING POINTS. PERHAPS YOU. AND I. AND CRONUS. AND KANKRI. CAN AGREE ON SOME THINGS. SUCH AS VANTASKUN’S KAWAII BLUSHU. THE SWEET #FORBIDDENFRUIT LOCKED BEHIND THOSE HOLY LEGGINGS. AND OTHER MATTERS. TOO #SUGGESTIVE TO DISCUSS. ANYWHERE BUT IN PERSON.
Co+ming fro+m yo+u, that's a co+mpliment.
I actually agree. Yo+u and I and Cro+nus and Kankri co+uld have such a lo+vely meeting o+f the minds so+me day.
Don't pity my chitts that's nasty. ::::/
I really wasn't go+ing to+. But when I saw this po+st had o+nly seven pities, it o+nly felt right fo+r me to+ bump it up. :)
I sho+uld sell my bathwater. #suggestive
howvs it feeling knowving my post you plagiarized is still more popular
gonna assume you mean *owver. are you saying you dont take a lot of baths? gross, girl
O+ver, yes. Attentio+n's a little divided between this and my next write up.
I'm just a girl (◕◕◕◕ᴗ◕◕◕◕✿)
I wo+uld lo+ve fo+r yo+u to+ explain what it means to+ be "just" a girl.
Of course Porrim! The phrase I'm just a girl, is used commonly on the internet 8y women similar to myself who do du8ious or morally gray things. A decent amount of them also do morally 8ad things. After doing these actions that can 8e considered morally irrehensi8le or 8ad in many such ways they will usually end the statement off 8y saying I'm just a girl. This statement is to 8e humorous and make light of serious or more controversial conversations that one may have adding a 8it of humor to the more serious situation. Currently I haven't done anything to really warrant is using this phrase however today I did just feel like a girl and that makes me happy, so I thought I would share my feelings. ::::)
Uh huh. It's curio+us that yo+u think wo+men sho+uld no+t be held respo+nsible fo+r their actio+ns. Even if it's said as just a jo+ke, all this sentiment do+es is illustrate to+ o+thers that yo+u ho+ld wo+men to+ a different standard that yo+u do+ men, which is indeed sexist. Because, what it so+unds like, is that wo+men- I mean, girls, so+rry- are silly, vapid little creatures who+ do+n't kno+w any better and canno+t po+ssibly ho+pe to+ understand the impact their o+wn wo+rds and actio+ns have o+n o+ther peo+ple. Thinking to+o+ hard fo+r silly girl brain, tee hee! Yo+u can take pride in being a girl. I enco+urage it, even. But to+ say that yo+u are "just" a girl ro+bs yo+u and wo+men like yo+u o+f yo+ur co+mplexity o+f character and flattens yo+u to+ a o+ne-dimensio+nal caricature o+f girlho+o+d. And yo+u do+n't want that.
hatin cuz im naut jealous hashtag vagueposting
why the bimbo brigade pull up when i try to vaguepost
If yo+u'd ever like to+ sto+p being jealo+us, I reco+mmend ditching terms like bimbo+ brigade. A little respect go+es a lo+ng way.
little of you goes everywhere with anyone -E-ELMAO
Don't got time for paillin. The onlly grind on MY mind is the shit I'm doin on these raills 😎🤘 #nsfw