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okay how about uhhhhhhhhhhh pliach aarwgle therwe now what
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god i'm so convenient!
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I think I'm 6eginning t9 understand why my Alternian c9unterpart t99k 9n the m9niker "The Sufferer". #Vaguep9sting #ID9ntEvenKn9wH9wSheF9undThatPicture
Fuck you all. I’m going to 8ed.
SHOULD I SAY FUCK IT. PAIL MY YOUNGER SELF AND THE SCUMBAG? YEAH. I'M DESPERATE. #NSFW #SELFCEST
https://i.postimg.cc/Jz6SfwHM/image-2026-06-20-192809246.png This badge will only be equipped when I become so annoying about my migraines and illnesses that I become loathed. Not saying I want for that to happen, but I did not even ask for this badge to begin with, so I am only laying down the brass tacks about the only circumstances I would use it in.
no worr1es, found the p1c 1n my old album haha... 1 st1ll look as good as ever };) @handMa1d
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bruh... 1 looked good 1n that p1c... }:(
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR PAST SELF. AND JUST WANT TO PUT HER DOWN. LIKE A SICK HOOFBEAST. BEFORE SHE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
OK NO REAL QUESTION IS WHY IM TRYING TO GOLF WITH ONE EYE, I HAVE NO DEPTH PERCEPTION!
my 4ss 1s too f4t to l3t 4nyon3 from ch1ttr h1t #nsfw #l4tul4thoughts
She would say: This is overpriced for something that is frankly only half a shirt.
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S9metimes I w9nder if I ever truly am capa6le 9f hating. N9t just pitch, 6ut actually reviling s9me9ne s9 much that I want t9 harm them. I'm sure I've felt it 6ef9re 6ut 9nly 6rief flashes. 6ut then I remem6er HIS face and I d9n't need t9 questi9n it again.
before anyone gets the vwrong idea from my interaction vwith a certain vwild flowver, i vwant to make it click that im an #ally and i havwe nothing but the utmost respect for our bravwe lesbian queens. #loudandproud #pride thats vwhy, im offering my servwices for any gals that arent ready to jiffy on out of the closet. for the price of literally nothing, as long as youre female and hot, i vwill put on this cheap blonde vwig and shavwe my fivwe o clock shadowv, so you dont feel it vwhen vwe kiss.
Ookay soo i have bad memoory and i need too keep track oof everyoone whoo is hitting oon me soo please coonsider filling oout my quadplicatioon foorm. I alsoo might be getting a little bit desperate. Thank yoou
hey ladies/r leans on car then slips and fucking dies/vneg
fuck! i used to be so good at minesweeper... :/ ive lost so much sauce.
1’m l173r4lly 50 h07, 53nd ch17.
That is n9ne 9f y9ur 6usiness. There are plenty 9f incredi6ly valid reas9ns a pers9n might experience 6l99d rushing t9 their cheeks s9 please respect my privacy at this time.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < one of these days ill have a purrdy #girlbulge to k33p warm
I've been thinking ★ lot ★bout ★ convers★tion I h★d l★st light. I don't know if I c★n re★lly be someone who doffs their ★rmor, ★t le★st not yet. But I c★n try.
... I AM NOT A FRIEND. DO NOT LET ME REMIND YOU OF THEM.
i got an ask in m7 askbox where i have to reall7 pour m7 heart out for it
I Sn33z3D S(o) haharD anD f3lT lIk3 I pull3D S(o)m3ThIng
There you go, you got it this t
oh fuck he finally savw it
N9pe. N9. Nuh uh. I see that #Suggestive tag, and whatever it is y9u and P9rrim think y9u're planning, I want a6s9lutely n9 part 9f it. I d9n't even want t9 kn9w what this supp9sed "meeting 9f the minds" as she puts it (side n9te: w9uld it d9u6le-kill y9u t9 have a *little* m9re class?) might entail. In fact, I h9pe the *three* 9f y9u have a w9nderful time during it. In-pers9n, privately, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where n9 9ne else has t9 6e privy t9 it. All I kn9w is that I w9uld str9ngly prefer if my name didn't cr9ss y9ur lips 9r y9ur key69ards in relati9n t9 it. F9r that matter, I d9n't want my name t9 cr9ss y9ur thinkpans either. I'm already appalled 6y the revelati9n that my distaff c9unterpart has an entry in Cr9nus' guide. The a6s9lute last thing I need right n9w is t9 add m9re fuel t9 the pr9ver6ial fire 6y adding 9n t9 y9ur perverse delusi9ns. #DeathMenti9n #D9u6leDeathMenti9n #ItsN9ne9fMy6usiness #LetsKeepItThatWay
Don't pity my chitts that's nasty. ::::/
Do not approach me about assassinating the few trolls I find decent. Come on.
｢is anyone out there nisu to megane-san. (´Д｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san just wants a moe girl to like him... nisu means... (。-∀-) nyeh, you know this one! (*´,_ゝ｀) nisu means nice.]
I like my women looking like goddess and my men looking homeless. Everyone else can do somewhere in 8etween those two.
hatin cuz im naut jealous hashtag vagueposting
touching yourself to memories when im out here fucking up talking to normal trolls smh #nsfw
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i should sell my bathvwater #suggestivwe
while i think about how mu(h of m7 blood7, still beating heart i want to rip out of m7 (hest for (hittr, i'm gonna go work out with @(oralline(ata(l7sm so it ma7 be moot when i tr7 to keep up and just fu(king die. #gore #violen(e
accidentally breathin ablution tub juice #seadwwellerproblems
am i your friend?~
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If y9u have sexual th9ughts a69ut me keep them t9 y9urself. TW: #Nsfw #PSA #Celi6acy
the wwicked truth is that if you put evvery single blasted alt a mine in a block one a em is gonna come out limpin for the wwrong reasons
nail broke. i think i will kill someone.
Is Every Kanaya Destined To A Life Of Heartbreak And Relationship Issues
i should invest in new headphones my current pair keep getting yanked out when they hook on my horns accidentally
oh howw i absolutely lovve a bean based traditional beforus beyond burger no bun of course i havve to fit into my explorers romper i prefer a nice leaf of lettuce abovve and beloww my vveggie based slice of grilled delight
just had a heart palpitation so bad i gagged. this is getting kind of pathetic.
part of the probllem with killing game constructs is that their bodies just kind of disappear as soon as they die. where's the bllood, the guts? no fun.
PORRIM. PORRIM. GO READ THE DAMARA ONE. SO THAT YOU CAN CORRECTLY PROCLAIM ME. THE ALPHA FEMINIST. AND TAKE YOUR BITCHLY PLACE. AT THE FOOT OF MY THRONE. IN PRAISE AND WORSHIP. BOTH LUSTFUL AND ACADEMIC. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
Anyways m⚣ving ⚣n I sh⚣uld try d⚣ing s⚣mething with that freaky kankri #nsfw
>+. ANOTHER DAY, YAOILESS .+<
i just want everyone to also know now that i'm back, i'm #notgay. yeah i know it's the gay month. so i'm metaphorically going back into the closet.
I feel like it's the human men that seem averse ⚣f the c⚣ncept ⚣f "gay" I w⚣nder why that is?
⚞ being a sex icon is SOOOOOOOO exhausting!!!! UUUUUUUGH #nsfw ⚟
damn it, i vwas wvriting up a nice reply, then i accidentally refreshed and lost it. ah vwell, vwriting it in notes this time. so! vwell done babe, got it in one. i mean, youre maybe a levwel of irony off, but you cant be blamed for that. not that im doing this ironically, evwerything i vwrote is true, and it vworks. theres a bell curvwe of intelligence for alts, right? id like to think im on the high end for cronii, and youre at least abowve avwerage for porrs just by being wvilling to engage. on the lovw end for porrims are the poor babes vwho dont argue at all, or wvho couldnt argue their vway out of a paper bag. i mean come on, my talking points are pretty (c/p)orny. on the high end, you havwe the porrims wvho knowv exactly vwhat theyre doing wvhen they "lose" to me. those are my favworites, like you said, intelligence is attractivwe. its real flattering hovw much credit people givwe me, or maybe they just think all you gals really do melt the moment i open my mouth. its probably just the dolorosa-vwhore complex (i find it quite simple, myself). not trying to defend myself, nah, i think this rep ivwe gotten is pretty hilarious. its just a shame people dont knovw hovw to play. thanks for reading porrim, really. brings a smile to my face. #nsfwv #cagttl #misogyny
I managed to sleep until 8pm. That's concerning.
shoulld start knockin mysellf out with chlloroform the morning before dates so that my daymares dont keep me up and give me my signature eyebags. they may be signature but i dont need that llook when i am trying to llook nice
9k guys. 6leeding st9pped. Still dizzy. Ap9l9gies f9r the lack 9f tags, 6ut what a rush!
i think if i had bigger tits itd be llike. the straw that broke the desertbeasts back type situation. my posture polle allready is in constant pain. i dont need to add onto that. think im good with my barelly above nothing amount #suggestive i guess tho its just biollogy
Can we start personalitymaxxing? It's where you develop a personality, interests, and are kind... especially to women.
o-.I-am-not-describing-arousaL-What-i-mean-to-say-is-that-whether-it-is-true-that-it-isnt-shameful-or-wrong-to-gander-the-mind-is-much-more-quickly-convinced-than-the-bodY-Please-do-not-patronize-me-about-my-cuperoom-confidencE---
M'flippers ain't c0min' out fer free.
needed this after a long night smooth full bodied an absolutely delicious #wwineoclock #goodvvibesonly #young #rich #handsome #hung (( credit to ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
o-Whether-it-is-or-is-not-shameful-the-physical-consequence-of-feeling-stayS---
I Think I Have Fumbled My Second Girl From Chittr Gog Damn It
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i didn’t walk right into this one. i ran, like m7 hive was on fire
I should probably save my pitiful divorce posting for when everyone isnt whipping it out on the timeline id imagine.
These fucking 8ozos must have amnesia, 8ecause they all forget that I'm him.
This Perc 30 got me talkin' like I'm Joe 8iden on stage. #su8stance
Had her 8olt ons in my mouth like a 8ark8east with a wriggler, room smelled like a Dow Chemical plant when I was done with 'em. I lost total control. The micro plastics most certainly crossed my 8lood 8rain 8arrier. #nsfw #violence
i need to date a girl vwho's has pronouns so i can she/them titties
ngl i gotta avoid fuckin human guys now bc they can now get me pregnant an i am not for that lmao #nsfw
Pretend that every post I write, like I'm saying it to you while reading it off of a rolled-up medieval scroll like a fucking commandment.
I've had my eyes gouged out while I was awake and extremely high but sticky food in my teeth is the worst experience on earth. #gore ish #substance
theyre prolly just busy n thats why i havent heard anuthin back yet
You know all Serket's gotta at least try. >;;;;)
chittr, what do i make the beautiful troll who wrangled my drunk ass onto the couch last night for lunch?
I wish I could get a hoe that could 8ounce and throw ass like a Jello cup on top of a washing machine that has a 8rick in it. If you know, you know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5518ed939386.gif #nsfw
Made it out of the nursing home like a 8andit wearing nothing 8ut a Su8way meat8all sandwich. #nsfw ????????
*again FUCK MY AURA NOOOOOOOO.
Another fresh day, another day to give you all a reason to 8e utterly fucking 8efuddled at what I say, or mad, either way works for me! I really do this shit, man. I 8urned the Cedar Forest with Gilgamesh and Enkidu. Hum8a8a tried to pull up on us, so I went uncivilized on his ass; I didn't give a shit if he was a demigod, my Desert Eagle was made 8y Marduk himself. #violence
i don't need therapy, i have cigarettes
ok im tired of being matespritless... so DAMARA PLEASE RUFIOH PLEASE MITUNA PLEASE MEULIN PLEASE PORRIM PLEASE LATULA PLEASE not you aranea, fuck you HORUSS PLEASE KURLOZ PLEASE im not a selfcest vweirdo MEENAH... maybe... maybe you but you gotta gimme a good reason.