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* Tegiri Ka/bur * He/Him * Aficionado of Eastern A/ternian fine animated art Truth be my b/ade, inte//ect my sensei, and justice my on/y companion on this /one/y road.

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Fuck with me.

This is one of the best Eastern A/ternian media openings of a// time. And no, I do not take criticism.

Fina//y up/oading a proper profi/e picture. Heh. I be/ieve this is what they ca//... Aura.

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woa. you look siick as fuck

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@sweetestKitty[SK]

You got wike a weiwd coow moe thing going on!!

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As if it was even in question.

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Feh. I won't accept moe as a descriptor, when this is c/ear/y kakkoi. MAYBE I wou/d accept gap moe.

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@sweetestKitty[SK]

Hehe sowwwyyy..:o3c You awe pwetty kakkoi Xo3<

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Much better, Ahnyha-kouhai.

I see. I stayed up too /ate, and now it is just tro//s in other time zones, myse/f, and the other /ight ow/s burning the midday oi/... I suppose this is not the worst company that I cou/d be keeping.

Truth be my b/ade, inte//ect my sensei, and justice my on/y companion on this /one/y road.

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

POINT OF ORDER! rechitting this except for the parts about truth or justice

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... Why are you rechitting it if you do not who//y agree with the sentiment? Are you not a tea/? Where is your sense for honor-bound justice?

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MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a6f1856e3322.png

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Feh... ... I suppose I ought not comp/ain. Upho/ding the /aw is upho/ding the /aw, even if I take issue with your convictions. Or /ack thereof. Tch.

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POINT OF ORDER! my convictions are the letter of the law.

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Fo//owing a tenet you hard/y be/ieve in... I suppose that too is dedication. But I cannot say I respect it. You are taking pages from the Bansenshūkai, instead of fo//owing bushido. Another path towards the same goa/... A dup/icitous and se/f-serving one. You are of /itt/e Meiyō. But I understand not a// are meant to wa/k the path of the samurai.

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READING ONTO THE RECORD! what you don't underst& could fill a thous& libraries. dedication is belief. the purpose behind them is interesting as an intellectual excercise, & valuing those on their own is nothing but naivety.

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I understand that intent and impact are different, and that impact is the part that actua//y provides rea/ physica/ consequence for our wor/d, but I simp/y cannot toss away intent. I be/ieve they shou/d work in tandem, or at the very /east, be a/ong simi/ar roads. That is how I choose to /ive my /ife. Feh. But I do not need to agree with you on everything. I am wi//ing to /et it become water under the bridge we cross. Accept we wa/k different paths.

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Hm. Perhaps at some point in the future, I shou/d change my icon to my own face. It may not be serving me to create more distance between myse/f and the other individua/s on Chittr. That being said, perhaps distance is exact/y what a wandering ronin deserves...

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I have successfu//y /ocated someone who is interested in my defective figure, and wi//ing to trade me for a——at /east according to the pictures I was sent——correct/y-co/ored version. I knew it wou/d not be difficu/t to find someone who actua//y /IKES figures with defects in co/ors, printing, shape, etc., but I was not expecting such a fair trade for it. The on/y issue is that we are at a sta/emate about how we are going to trade. He wou/d prefer to use the post system, as it wou/d a//ow him to remain within his own hive and prevent us from ever needing to meet face-to-face, but I am not about to send off such an expensive acquisition without the guarantee that he is not /ying about sending his own. He refuses to send his first, and it is, how you say, Pissing Me Off. Feh. I even offered to make the trip to his hive myse/f, if you wou/d be/ieve it. Risking my own skin! Taking time out of my schedu/e to make the trade. But no. He is fu// hikikomori. He doesn't even want me in his neighborhood. Impossib/e. HE'S IMPOSSIB/E!!!! At this point, I shou/d just go to the shop who imported the figure for me in the first p/ace and just ask for a rep/acement, or at /EAST a refund. This is Some Bu//shit.

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As a postal worker in charge of... complicated matters. Perhaps I could offer my services to resolve this matter? Admittedly I have little experience with no-contact deliveries, but it should be a matter of small difficulty to confirm the contents of both packages before handing them off to their respective recipients. Sometimes, all that is needed is a little personal touch in these things.

Hm. And you are taking a persona/ interest in this, why? I do not mean to be suspicious of your intentions, I have just never seen a posta/ worker step out of the everyday grind to ensure one specific de/ivery happens. I am a/so suspicious about your method of 'confirming' the contents, due to it c/ear/y stated in Imperia/ Dictate, Number the Eighteenth, Section Seventeen point Two: Opening, taking, or destroying mai/ that is addressed to someone e/se is an imperia/ crime punishab/e by fines and potentia//y death, even if the interference was a mistake, UN/ESS the materia/ is suspected to be anything on the /ist of contraband from Imperia/ Dictates from Number the Fifty-First through the Sixty-Sixth. Posta/ worker or not, the /aw is the /aw. ... Granted, you do not /ook to be any standard A/ternian posta/ worker. You may not run through the Imperia/ Posta/ Service, and if that is the case, I am unsure if the /aw wou/d app/y to you. Hm. No, perhaps it wou/d be fine. I wi// make the suggestion to my VERY IMPOSSIB/E trade partner on our forum messages.

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That I am not, and I do happen to have some means of comparing the two parcels without tampering with the contents of either. Although I would prefer not to go into detail about those methods for the sake of their continued use in thwarting would-be mail bombers and other postal ne'er do wells. As I have said, I am something of a specialist when it comes to unorthodox postal situations. I have been asked to take on far more complex tasks in the past, such as personally delivering packages to the leaders of criminal organizations.

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Sou desu ka. Then perhaps I can entrust this important task to you, yūbin'ya-san.

Engagement bait. Best pocky f/avor? (It is matcha or origina/ choco/ate. By the way.)

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I like the strawberry one 👉👈 ❣︎

Hm. Exp/ain yourse/f, that I may understand it.

i like the almond crush pocky and the crushed fruits blueberry yogurt pocky :3 ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

Hm. Exp/ain your reasoning.

The others are good too, but the chocolate's a little rich for me sometimes and I like my snacks on the sweeter side. Strawberry is light and sweet and I also think it looks cute :) ❣︎

i like to put them in the freezer and eat them when theyre extra crunchy because of the texture! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

I suppose that is an acceptab/e enough reasoning, though I disagree with your tastes. But to each their own, Bodie-san. You exp/ained we//.

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This paints a terrib/e sensory experience in my mind. I kind of hate it. But to each their own.

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i like things that r crunchy i'd eat rocks if i could =w= ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

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Hm.

"You can a/ways die. It's /iving that takes rea/ courage." — Himura Kenshn

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Outside of my first post, I admit, there has been /itt/e to no notice of my presence. Perhaps that is a good thing. To be a ronin is to wa/k a/one. However... I admit, I do not particu/ar/y enjoy speaking into a void. Perhaps I shou/d post more engagement bait.

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wdym thē vøīd īs ā grēāt cønvrsātūønālīst

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The void is an exce//ent /istener, but it rare/y ever rep/ies with more than an echo. Feh. At /east it brought someone to me, a/beit one who does not disp/ay his b/ood co/or open/y on his profi/e... Not i//ega/, but certain/y not encouraged. What do you have to hide, green text?

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My recent figure acquisition... has a defect. I'm attempting to distinguish if this /owers or raises its rarity. /ike/y the former, but I do wonder if it wou/d ho/d some va/ue to a different co//ector than myse/f. Hm. Irregard/ess, I ought to have a sit down with the shop that so/d it to me.

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... Hm. I seemed to have /et the time get past me with my debate. I must maintain my b/ade.

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Fuck with me.

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Despite my attempts to fo//ow bushido to the /etter, I admit, I am uncertain where to p/ace my Chūgi. I very obvious/y fo//ow the Empress, as her word is chief to everything, but I /ack the persona/ connection that a samurai must have in order to proper/y /abe/ himse/f samurai. Unti/ emp/oyed by the state, I am but a mere ronin, c/inging to his tenets best as possib/e and attempting to upho/d /aw and order——my Gi. If this is the road I must wa/k, however, I wi// wa/k it without comp/aint, and simp/y hope that one day, I wi// be ab/e to dedicate my sword to a nob/e master...

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The secret eighth core virtue of bushido: Kaiwadjikara [会話力] (Ski// with the spoken word.)

*Sheathes my b/ade.* Heh... I have defended my code thus/y against the disrupter... My honor has been returned.

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I am current/y meditating on an underrated piece of Eastern A/ternian fine animated art... Younaa of the Dusk. The greatest shame this beautifu/ piece of fiction has endured is that the animation itse/f was never finished-- /eft behind as a forgotten piece of a bygone era, cursed to fa// between the cracks and submit to obscurity, despite it's obvious superiority over other media in its genre niche. Perhaps some day I sha// educate the masses and host a watch party.

Granting someone grace as to not further embarrass them for being an i//-equipped opponent, on/y to be vauged about on the time/ine... This is just another reason why samurai are far more honorab/e than ninja and their advocates. My Meiyō... #Vagueposting

The written word is not my preferred method of combat. I prefer stee/ on stee/. How cou/d a fight ever reach a meaningfu/ conc/usion without b/ood spi//ed to paint the pages? ... Er, the screen textbox? Dō demo...

I'// begin my socia/ tenure here with a bang——with some controversy——an invitation for debate, as it were; ... Samurai or ninja? Answer decisive/y, and /et our strife begin.

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Hah. Have it your way. Good night.

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I have returned to address your pitifu/ argument, as I have decided to withdraw my Jin and Rei and instead move forwards with my Gi, Yū, Makoto, Meiyō, and——most chief/y——Chūgi at the forefront of my mind. To address everything individua//y, you must understand that upho/ding /aw and order IS honor. Being in-service to the nob/es that ho/d your /eash is one of the strongest and most obvious tenets of bushido-- Chūgi. /oya/ty to ones masters. This must supersede a// persona/ interests and motivations. If the tro//s above you dictate it, heads wi// ro//. The random bouts of vio/ence that inspired seiza, as I understand it, were pure/y due to this /oya/ty. When you are insu/ted, it is as if your masters are being insu/ted. Heh. You cou/dn't possib/y understand the bond between a samurai and his master, without having studied bushido yourse/f. And irregard/ess, I c/aim not the samurai who went against the tenets of bushido. If they do not fo//ow the code, they are not samurai. Just cosp/ayers that uti/ized the tit/e for persona/ gain. If you judge samurai based on the dishonorab/e imposters that wease/ed their way into their ranks, you wi//, of course, come out the other end judging samurai as a who/e. If it does not wa/k or ta/k /ike a samurai, it is not a samurai. That is where your argument fa//s f/at. You fundamenta//y misunderstand the ang/e to which i am approaching the subject. For examp/e, if I were to engage on the /eve/ you are engaging, and judge ninja based on those who went against shinobi-do, and instead acted heroica//y using what they had /earned as an assassin, it wou/d paint a fair/y positive picture of ninja. However, that is not what being a ninja is about. It is quite the opposite, in fact. Ninja are se/fish assassins and thieves, BY DOCTRINE. We are not speaking of persona/ sway. We are speaking of DOCTRINE. of TENET. To put it in simp/e terms, Monkey D. /uffey is a terrib/e examp/e of a pirate. If you use him as an examp/e for why pirates are great, you wi// just /ook stupid, as he exp/icit/y goes against pirate code in favor of something more persona//y-motivated. That is to say. You are /ooking stupid right now. The fact that I even had to exp/ain a// of this to you is very stupid. ... But I wi// remember my Jin and Rei once again, and maintain my Meiyō. You cou/d not have possib/y known. I wi// grant you the grace of forgiveness and understanding.

I am withholding the temptation to simply reply "haha my vaguepost made you mad didn't it" because that isn't particularly sporting, and you seem to be responding in good faith, although "you are looking very stupid right now" isn't a good faith argument, but let's pretend it is for a moment. From below, all boots look the same. Whether its the samurai in their batlefield-bloodied waraji, or ninja in whatever outfit gets them into where they need to be. From there, the choice is simple; Do you prefer war and law, or subtler forms of murder? Both have their place. To completely dismiss the ninja's place is short-sighted. Often, samurai and ninja were set upon a common goal, hired by the same lord, simply taking different angles. In my mind, they aren't so different that your hatred of one could possibly elevate the other to the heights you're claiming. Where a samurai executes their lord's enemy in the open, the ninja slips poison into tea and steals away the war plans that would have allowed the enemy's next-in-line to continue the battle. The fact that you don't seem to consider this feels like a missed opportunity.

Hm. You are asking to consider them in tandem, instead of diametrica//y opposed?

That I am.

I must mediate on this. Give me time.

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No rush.

It's inconceivab/e. Your notion of——what, a//iance? Mutua/ respect??——between such different wa/ks of /ife... Inconceivab/e. For a samurai——a TRUE samurai——to accept any sort of a//egiance with the dup/icitous, se/f-guided ninja... No. He wou/d be betraying his bushido. Inconceivab/e!! ... And yet, the idea is compe//ing. A strenuous and tenuous, YET workab/e occupationa/ re/ationship... To service the same /ords, and make moves towards a common goa/. Riva/s working under a singu/ar banner, each attempting to attain greater heights and ascertain whether it is tru/y better to stick by your code, even at the expense of advantage and uti/ity, or to work as effective/y as possib/e, even at the expense of your own honor. It is reminiscent of the roaming ronin of yore... When is a samurai not a samurai? Does the /ack of a master take away from one's sense of bushido, due to his /ack of abi/ity to fu/fi// his Chūgi? How honorab/e can a ronin tru/y be? Must he separate himse/f so thorough/y from the dishonorab/e ninja? Is there nothing to be /earned from shinobi-do and ninjitsu? Must everything be so inf/exib/e...? ... Inconceivab/e. Ru/es are there for a reason. /aw must be uphe/d. Our tenets must be fo//owed to the /etter. Chaos wou/d reign supreme if samurai and ninja a//owed their /ines to b/ur. A practitioner of the shinobi-do cou/dn't possib/y understand... Their tenets are for the weak and ma//eab/e. Bushido, however, is for those who do not waver. To even be questioning this is /ike/y why I have yet to find a master... Tch. You are infecting my mind with your i/k. I wi// not be so easi/y swayed from my path, disrupter. To think, I a/most considered fo//owing you, as we//... Inconceivab/e.

I see... It sounds as though you have much to work out, Ronin. I wish you luck on your journey.

Humph. You as we//, disrupter.

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