Neeiht Megane・✿
@gachikoisChic
｢kyaaa! konnichiwa, welcome to megane-san's secret lair! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ keke~｣ ｢kirainahito do not interact. (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's evil haters.] 💌🌹
｢and nyo, megane-san is not cosplaying. we're just that similar to each other kekekekeke~(｀∀´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: cosplaying means costume play, the common east alternian hobby of dressing up as your oshi, waifu, or husbando! ＼(^_^)／]
｢keh... (o≧▽≦)ﾉ ODOROKI!!! kekeke!!! (〃´ω`〃) bet kyu didn't guess it was megane-san at the outglut masquarade!!! (ノ∀≦。)ノ hai~! kehhh~ ohhh, megane was sneaky! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: odoroki means surprise! hai means yesu! ⊂(^(工)^)⊃]
bit late to the reveal, huh?
｢megane was busy... gomen... i guess... (-)_(-)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sorry, megane dropped his tablet on the gwound! (T＿T) takoyaki sauce made it slippy!]
｢khhh... (*´,_ゝ｀) ne, does anyone else's rimoto get dirties when they wub their prongies all over it...｣ ｢gyah! megane swears he cleans it every week, byut! Σ(＞Д＜) wah, it won't stay clean!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: rimoto means remote.]
｢f(^ー^;) eh? nani? of course!｣ ｢(*´・з・)｣ ｢(*´-з-) m-maybe nyaht enough?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means what.]
pllease. severall times a day. it is for your own good.
｢(´ε｀*) *not listening* *listening to miku-chan instead* ahhh lalala~☆｣
I'm not sure about this one, sensei~.~.~.
｢ヽ(´ー｀)ノ bara-chan...｣ ｢let your sensei handle this!Σ(；｀∀´)｣
I'd prefer you not handle anything until you get those prongs sorted out~.
♡> killing you in my mind.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 oh god what ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 we cannot share a sign there is no way we have a common ancestor ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ok as your sign twin please wash your hands more dude ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 in e⚔︎change for this wise advice from your sign twin ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 i guess i can accept some advice from you ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 but only if you listen mmk ^^^^^^^^^^
｢(^-^)/ megane-san's advice...｣ ｢always be true to yourself! ( ＾ω＾) nyah, nyah, yeh! (*ゝω･*) always be true, and always seek to kawaiify! (* ´ ▽ ` *) ne, ne, ancestor-chan taught me that!｣
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ok thats actually pretty good advice ill take that ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 now go wash off all your grime, grimeboy ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 no one can truly see and understand your true self if its covered in all that muck, yknow ^^^^^^^^^^
BEFORAN RANKINGS. OF NO ATTRIBUTE IN PARTICULAR. #SUGGESTIVE. AA: DAMARA. (MITUNA.) A: MEENAH. (KANKRI.) B: LATULA. (CRONUS.) C: (RUFIOH. KURLOZ.) D: (HORUSS.) DD: PORRIM. DDD: ARANEA. GG: MEULIN.
ill do better. promise.
Thank you, dearest Damara. Come to my hotel 8lock l8r, I'll reward you accordingly. :::;)
I DON’T CREATE REALITY. I ONLY DESCRIBE IT.
DON’T PLAY WITH MY PUSHER.
Who's playing? I always come through on my promises, don't I?
1 gu3ss3d th4t much, u wouldnt b3 fl4t 4s 4 (sk8)bo4rd 1f u h4d th3 cho1c3.
#CW-SELF-HARM YOURSELF. MY NOBLE AND DIGNIFIED AAS. SUIT THE ROYAL PALATE. WHILE YOUR VULGAR AND OBSCENE BS. ARE ONLY GOOD FOR CULLBAIT TO CHEW ON.
1m not try1ng to put you down grl. 1f 4nyth1ng, 1m j34louz. 1f 1 h4d to do th1s for 4 m1ll1on c43g4roon13z, 1d g3t squ1sh3d on both 3ndz, but ud sl1p r1ght thru! 1tz 4lmost unf41r tbh.
CULL YOURSELF. AND YOUR LITTLE BARKBEAST TOO.
roll1ng my glob3z. th3 ocul4r on3s. gu3ss you wouldnt b3 us3d to sp3c1fy1ng.
｢kkghhhh... _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ai-chan keeps floating to the top of megane-san's suraimu...｣ ｢kekeke, you can't escape your kamikoi, ai-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) suraimu means... slime!! ＼(^_^)／ cupe slime, of course! (*^-^*) a kamikoi is a dtuber's number one fan, which megane is! obviously... (*￣ー￣) keh. you can't beat him.]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. tthat... exiztz. [END MESSAGE]
that thing looks like a plucked cluckbeast, man. at least get one of those silicone ones. amateur hour owver here.
hey don't mind me here with this sharp object running right for this monstrocity
｢megane already has all of her released plapdolls, kyu gaijin plebian. (￣Д￣ ) onegai! never comment on megane-san's honorable posts again.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gaijin means westerner.]
diy it then. less of an eyesore, just a friendly fucking tip. jeez.
｢*dodges*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pwease. (；￣Д￣) this is poor roleplay etiquette, neko-chan! (^^; ) please ask megane if you would like to roleplay popping his puffy plapdoll!]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it |00kz dezigned tt0 f|0at. megane-zan. [END MESSAGE]
Ne! Atashi drew herself in this bijeo game, whoever can guess what game will get to know Ai-chan's top secret identity. (,>30)v https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9349011347ba.png #jibunportrait~ndar0u0? ♡ ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢kekeke... megane-san knyows! (ФωФ) the western gameu border... the ui! ♪～(´ε｀ ) keh. megane wonders... (´ｰ｀).｡*･ﾟﾟ｣
Oh, stuf~f it O:P
｢itadakimasu, paku-ai! (∩´∀｀)∩ eat up and get strong, these furaidopoteto aren't going to get nommed without kyu!｣ ｢ah? eto? (*￣ー￣) you don't recognize who the wittle wiggles is?｣ ｢nyaha! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ keen eye, audience-chan! that's kyogie, megane and ai-chan's wiggler, of course. ＼(^_^)／｣ ｢....｣ ｢keh, okie. (;￣ー￣) so she isn't real. yare yare, who cares? megane likes to play pretend sometimes.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu (we are truly blessed for this meal!), tonight we're eating furaidopoteto! this is an ancient east alternian food, cultivated high in the mountains and shared with all residences! (´ε ｀ ) keke, the name literally means fried root orb, don't you know?]
yxu need tx be under prxfessixnal supervisixn. - xx
>-8==— goodness, i ccannot help but agree here. >-8==— antisoccial behavior as well. >-8==— mister megane have you ever been to a beforan cculling faccility?
｢( ・_ゝ・)｣ ｢( ò_ゝó)｣ ｢tch... (￢_￢) trying to threaten megane.｣ ｢kangofu-chan can tease him all she wants~... (≧口≦)ノ megane will never shinu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shinu means die! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ during megane-san's above ground arc, countless bakas tried to cull him... (･｀ω´･ ) byut with the power of his sharingan, he defended himself effortlessly... kekekeke~]
>-8==— no no goodness no! i am not threatening you mister megane... >-8==— uhm, the beforan term for cculling! >-8==— if you are familiar... >-8==— i would never threaten you, i am sure you would defeat me >///<
｢ᕙ( ︡’︡ 益 ’︠)ง GYAHH!!!!!｣
>-8==— ahh!! im sorry >///<
｢*megane fires his laser*｣ ｢*it... burns off all of kangofu-chan's uniform but not her underwear!*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: warning! (ФωФ) this post contains #nsfw content! dead hato inside!]
>-8==— aah!! what are you doing that for??
｢nyehehe.... megane... has asserted his yui-sei! (｀･∀･´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yui-sei means dominance.]
>-8==— kyaa!! mister megane.... >///<
>s1111GH >wHEN W1LL THE N1CE GUY F1ND H1S wA1FU…
｢stay tsuyoi, kiaboo-chan... (￣ー+￣) she is out there...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tsuyoi means strong.]
｢ai-chan: ahh~ nee-chan, come back to kaifuku! megane (me): shhh, shhh, koneko... senpai is busy... haters: *getting owned by megane on visual novel forums* g-gyah!! who is this guy, why can't we beat his wit!?! megane (me): keh... (￣ー+￣) all in a yoru's work...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kaifuku means recuperacoon. koneko means wittol purrbeast (that's one of megane-san's nicknames for ai-chan) yoru means night.]
neeiht-kun, what'S your favorite visual novel?
｢of course, megane's favorite visual novel is midarana kenshin: imperial dejitaru aidoru no kenshin kankei kanryō ☆! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ ｢kekeke...~ so underground, syo eclectic! megane's tastes are rare! he might be the only otaku brave enough to ever play this one!｣ ｢byut... (￣▽￣;) keh. kimi to kanojo to kanojo no koi is pretty good too...｣
｢megane-san tonneru system so advanced... ah~ (ФωФ) what if megane was under your blockies right now! kekeke... what secrets he might find, in your drawers...!~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means tunnel.]
We aren't quadded though this isn't a romance thing like you seem enchanted by. I just sleep around B|
｢hai. (*´ﾉ∀`*) keke. megane-san likes baishunpu yuri too!｣
Weeeellll....
Clearly I don't need to "mislead" anyone!
you W1SH you had my ass on lock l1ke that
mmmm…
what. you’re not but l1ke 🤷♀️ you’re the one who doesn’t want labels so
｢megane went to #sicknastysunday last night and Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ gyah! what a waste of his jikan!｣ ｢keh... next time you have a hadaka no pātī... 。。(〃_ _)σ∥ put a disclaimer that it's all gaijin, NYO waifu...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: jikan means time! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) seriously, megane paused his visual nyovel for this!?!?! grr... be at peace, megane-san... these gaijin don't know how important their senses sacred time is... (´c_｀ ) one wrong move, and his sword-wielding demon slaying fist might be unleashed, next time... keke... (￣▽￣;) ah. oh? eh? righto, right! hadaka no pātī means "party of the naked persons", of course! (*￣∇￣)ノ it's an east alternian tradition, typically used for the punishment of criminals! woaw... (///∇///) keke~ no matter what east alternians do, their ways are just so mysterious and profound! (´ι _` ) gyah... maybe megane really shouldn't leave his hiveu anymoar...]
｢8-chan... (´ﾉω；`) m-megane needs kissus and a rest on your oppai to feel better...~｣
｢(゜▽゜*) w-wanwan-chan!! you're...｣ ｢TENSAI!!!!!｣ ｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) MWEH MWEH MWEH.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tensai means genius.]
SPARKLES !! !! !! !! ૮₍´｡ᵔ ꈊ ᵔ｡`₎ა
Megane is a greedy little baka isn't he
｢8-chan... o-onegai... megane m-missed 8-chan's... supa hottodoggu eating contest! (T＿T)｣
In all hoonesty i think yoou'd get ooverwhelmed there pretty fast soo maybe that's foor the better. If that makes yoou feel better i coouldn't make it either. I was oonly present throough a videoo call 8P
｢gyahh... (´ﾉω；`) *rests head on boobie s* arigato, 8-chan~｣
C=~ What is a ggaijin, ang why go you hate it so much? C=~
｢keh... a gaijin is a westerner, typically one who inserts themselves into most every conversation about east alternia... (´c_｀ ) syo annoying. megane, an expert in all things east alternian, can ONLY be aggravated by such... tch... aggressive tactics...｣
C=~ Oh, i see. A ggaijin is me, it seems... but i go not giscuss much east alternian culture. I have watcheg some picture films sometimes. Dhouggh, i must question your jugggement only a small amount, please go not be upset widh me for sayingg so. I have most certainly foung... For dhe sake of connectingg widh your personal interests ang appealingg to your verbal styles, trolls whom I woulg consiger 'waifu material' as you migght say, in dhe addengance at dhe sick nasty Sungay festivities. You must be patient, mister Meggane. Many trolls wanger dhrouggh dhe premises, you are sure to meet one eventually. GGoog dhinggs come to trolls who wait C=~
｢anata wa undo o shimasu ka? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: d-d-do you work out!?! (///∇///)]
｢(;´-｀) ah. maybe eleven-chan should go moar...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) brain drain!!! kekekeke!!!]
｢megane is syo jealous of catbois and catgyirls. ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡ nyah... nobody scratches behind megane-san's ears anymoar!｣
｢hai..._φ(TдT )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's nights in the moon... (´_ゝ`) don't tell me, you skipped that arc too!?!]
1 barely know of you
｢(ノ゜ー゜)ノ ah... eh? (*´∀｀)ﾉ okie, megane can't be upsetti ramengetti with haiyah-chan for skipping part five of megane's arc! (￣ー￣) keh... she is but a smol nyotaku... nyat yet educated in the ways... of the sacred tonnerus~!｣ ｢kekekeke... your senpai, megane, will take you under his one wing... and guide you...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means tunnel! (*￣∇￣)ノ]
1’m gonna be real w1th you, 1 barely understood l1ke half of what you sa1d
｢megane uses translator's notes for a reason! (；ＴДＴ)｣
then what the fuck does ramengett1 mean
Can't blame you. It is a pretty sweet gig.
｢....... (^-^;) ew...｣ ｢megane doesn't think bara catbois are vewy kyutieful.｣
You know what? You’re right. Just for you, I put the heavily modded Sim that is my Dirk skin back in his “Focus Room,” a windowless cube where he starves in complete darkness until @timaeusTestified#0414 hits a new personal best on the deadlift. Get to work farming our aura, big man. Your digital likeness grows twinkier with each passing hour.
｢(;-ω-)ノ onegai, robo-chan. pwease only call twinkies by their east alternian titles for megane's comfort...｣ ｢bishonen bois!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane only really cares about girls, byut... bishi boys are okie too? (´ι _` ) nyeh, nyo. megane can't even pretend. bishonen, pretty bois, are just as icky as all other boi!]
｢gaijin always say that they want yandere matesprits... keh... (￢_￢)｣ ｢okie, baka. (￢∀￢) let's say that you DID manage to fend off her kyutie kyutie suki attacks on your other quadrantus... ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ nyeh, kyu would crumble under the weight of her wuvvins and kyuddles.｣ ｢\(￣ー￣)/ and then megane would steal her...｣ ｢all for himself! kyahaha!!! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a yandere is an east alternian dere type that involves a lover who is truly devoted to her senpai! she'll do anything for him, even kill competitors and his other quadrants! super super grotesque girl romance, kyaahhhh!!! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽`人)ﾟ+.ﾟ baka means STUPID... gyuh, stupid westerners always think they know the way to a girl's kokoro! it makes megane sick! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) suki means love.]
hi there
hi capper u r pretty so nmy tail is flickim to am fro a littl bit ok is dat ok it is like friemdsly gesture
I think I like whatever you have going on, yeah.
｢(´д｀) (*is still here. vestigial tail nubbins is also swishing*)｣
｢(〃´ω`〃) kekekeke... okie... megane was kurutta that behbeh-chan was netoing his rare... byuttt~ ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ behbeh-chan's softy lippies made his kokoro beat faster! he can't stay mad!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: wuv makes megane's pusher (kokoro) go budum... budum... budum!! (∩ﾟ∀｀∩) anh! kurutta means mad. gomen.... megane knows his olivedachi would nyever hurt him like that... (*´ー｀*) righto?]
｢gyahhh... behbeh-chan... *cuddles* (*´∀`)｣
bitches lovwe my codpiece. #bitches #codpiece
｢keh... (ФωФ) of course megane-san deserves the whole korekushon!!! (*´ﾉ∀`*) kekekeke... who else will keep her company~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) korekushon means collection in east alternian! ＼(^-^)／ korekushon is the east alternian art of gathering images, figures, and paraphernalia of your waifu, husbando, or kamioshi! (*≧ω≦) kekeke, as a true east alternian at heart, megane of course practices this sacred tradition! ( 〃▽〃)]
♦️█ ░ nee-chan! is this 0ne in use? ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ w0uld nee-chan WANT IT t0 be? ପ(∗´ᗒ ᗜ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ konnichiwa, obake-chan!! (*´▽｀*) gyaahh... megane-san almost forgot his tonneru was occupied by ni trolls! (ФωФ) keke... megane... and his yurei! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyahaha!!｣ ｢megane is using this OFTEN... (ФωФ) but nyat in the way kyu thinkkkk~~~｣ ｢(＾∀＾) okie, obake-chan! possess this vessel! (*ﾉu｀*)σ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means... tunnel! ＼(^-^)／ ni means two! yurei is another type of spirit, similar to an obake, but different! ( 〃▽〃) it's all very serious, the way east alternians take their superstition!]
♦️█ ░ 0kay! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ yay! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ d0 n0t be alarmed by strange n0ises at strange h0urs...ign0re scratching...humming...f00tfalls...0r rising keys...d0 n0t hum0r the beck0ning v0ices...litter n0 gr0unds i tread with salt...y0u will kn0w if i send f0r y0u...i will bring myself...nee-san...d0 n0t invite 0ver 0thers...with0ut first inf0rming me...and never...sleep fully unc0vered... ପ(∗´꩜ ࡇ ꩜´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ if we can mind th0se easy little ke-ga-re we'll be a-0-kay! hehehehehehehehe...! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ᗕ`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ [ TRANSLAT0R'S N0TE: kegare means...well d0nt w0rry ab0ut it! a true east alternian enthusiast will kn0w in the pit 0f his k0k0r0 (heart...spirit...and mind...) true meanings bey0nd w0rds and definiti0ns...just f0ll0w the rules and we will get al0ng just fine. isnt that l0vely? ]
gods DAMN the pair on that thing is crazy lmaooo
｢\(￣ー￣)/ megane-san summons the spirit of KAWAII and KYUTIEFUL GYIRLS T-｣ ｢e-eh? (;´∀｀) n-nani? matte! choto matte! (￣～￣；)｣ ｢megane can't sleep in his nudizu anymoar? ( ・３・) ah, obake-chan! the other kegare are easiu peasiu, byut aahhh~ f(^_^) keh, megane needs ample rooms...｣ ｢for his wiggulz. (〃￣ー￣〃)｣ ｢megane can't help but kunekunekune~~ kunekunekune~~ (∩´∀｀)∩ all the time in his cupe!｣ ｢his ai-chan plapdolls take up choto room in his slimies, syooo... (´_ゝ`) megane has to be without his nyepic kimono so it doesn't snag!｣ ｢(´_ゝ`) c-can we compromise, obake-chan? (｀∀´) megane will be on his best behavior!｣ ｢no fappies around obake-chan. ( ´,_ゝ`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) nani means... huh!?!?! (*´・з・) matte means wait, choto matte, wait wait!!! nudizu means... nudies! (ー_ー) kyu knyow. when you're in your naked state? keke... megane-san needs this all the time! (*´,_ゝ｀) for the reasons he said... kunekunekune means wigglewigglewiggle!]
｢(*´ﾉ∀`*) a girl with nyo oppai... is no girl worth collecting!｣
♠️█ ░ hmmm... ପ(∗´꩜ ࡇ ꩜´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ s0p0r slime is suitable c0verage!!!! ପ(∗´ര ᗜ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
｢＼(^_^)／ MEGANE-SAN SUMMONS THE SPIRITS OF KAWAII!!!｣
PROVABLY UNTRUE.
｢(*￣ー￣) sentaku-ban.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: maybe some things are best left unsaid. (ФωФ)]
I have come across a rather peculiar collection, Neeiht. I will list the totality of the collection from the upper left, and then to the upper right. Then, I will describe the row beneath that, and then finally, the miscellaneous items in the bottom sections. Damara Megido: Crimson Devotion 1/6 Resin Statue Rankmaid Aradia Megido: Beforan Court Dress Ver. 1/7 Woegothe Rose Lalonde: “Curatrix of the Unseen” 1/7 Scale Roewzi Character Charm Collection Vol. 1 Vriska Serket: “Thief of Love” 1/7 Scale Figure Her Imperious Condescension: Imperial Ascendant Ver. 1/7 Damara Megido: Handmaid’s Lament 1/7 Scale Curatrix Reliquary Acrylic Charm Woegothe Curatrix Plush - Funeral Lavender Ver. "Handmaid" For You - Promotional Plush Woegothe Rose Lalonde the Curatrix - Midnight Exhibitionist Ver. 1/6 Scale Callie Ohpee: “Terminally Delightful” 1/8 Scale Figure Woegothe Rose Lalonde the Curatrix - Reliquary of the Seer Ver. 1/7 Scale Snowman: “Eight in Black” 1/6 Scale Statue Damara Megido Nendroid-style "Timeline Causality" Miniature Damara Megido Trading Figure Damara "Handmaid" Megido Haunted Doll Damarmegidon Armageddon Kyutie Cross-over Vinyl Collector's Edition Woegothe "Shade of the Shade" Curatrix Miniature Vinyl Figure Casper Cooper: After-School Apparition Ver. 1/8 You wouldn't happen to be interested in such a collection, would you? I am afraid I have no use for it.
We can't have that, can we?
aw come on damara i'm cool we hung out that one time when your boss pretended to die like an asshole.
I would hate to spoil the surprise. Toodles, Jinx.
don't you fucking toodles me!!! you know what i'm capable of!
DON'T 「DAMARA」ME. DO YOU THINK I'M IN CHARGE OF SILENCING WOMEN AROUND HERE. -_-
that's fair! sorry i'm just a little EXTREMELY CONCERNED about this!!! :(
I KNOW. IT WAS AN APOCALYPTIC BETRAYAL. WHEN HE GAVE THE @woeGothic MINIFIG WITH THE PILLS AWAY. TO GO ROT IN A HIKI'S CUMJAR. I WOULD HAVE TAKEN MUCH BETTER CARE OF HER. A LARGER JAR. FOR STARTERS.
a what jar??? wait wasn't that the name of one of your coworkers? at least for a while?
Your wands should do.
DON'T PLAY WITH MY PUSHER. #HHHH.
_(:3」∠)_
｢megane just found out troll toby fox will be a judge at the east alternian game awards! (ＴДＴ ) g-gyah!! my kokoro is breaking! (´Д⊂ヽ) that kuso fool will insert his gaijin opinion into everything... and dainashi the entire event!｣ ｢megane cannot possibly understand why they would allow him to be a judge alongside actual honorable east alternians... (T_T) westerners ruin everything.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kokoro means pusher! (´･ｪ･｀) megane-san's pusher can't take this kind of bad news! how could they let a kuso (damn) fool gaijin (stupid westerner) into an esteemed award ceremony for superior, east alternian game designers? (;-;) he will dainashi (ruin) everything...]
up there with some real greats, too! he's (ome a long awa7
｢(；￣Д￣)？ uh... nani? (￣～￣；) megane-san does nyat want him there... a westerner knows nothing of sacred east alternian game design...｣ ｢( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) stick to west alternian games for westerners!｣
i mean. the east alternians don't seem to agree with 7ou
｢ヽ( `皿´ )ﾉ GYAHH!!! HE DOESN'T BELONG THERE!｣
awful if true
｢(;＿q) gaijin like him... should be banned from east alternia.｣
｢onegai, when asking megane-san a shitsumon, pwease make sure it is a shitsumon and not a statement. (;´Д｀)｣ ｢like... (^-^; ) telling megane you hate him is nyat a shitsumon!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shitsumon means question.] https://forms.gle/vzHCuu7bHE1zSJ1V7
都合よすぎじゃん。
｢tch... (;￣ー￣) megane has been called many nyasty things on the internetto, so. he is going to clarify! what you baka gaijins should call him...｣ ｢meg ✗ (not megane's name)｣ ｢chud ✗ (a cruel nickname used by megane-san's kirainahito to hurt his feelies)｣ ｢neeiht ✗ (too formal, only megane's nakama calls him this)｣ ｢megane-san ✓ (megane-san's preferred name for loose acquaintances)｣ ｢megane ✓ (closer acquaintances can call him this too)｣ ｢nee-chan ✓ (ahh, so kyutesy! (*´∇｀)ﾉ this is the way his friends refer to him!)｣ ｢okie, onegai, please keep this in mind when speaking to megane now. (￣ー￣)ｂ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dummy! nakama means your comrade or friend.]
What about sensei~?
Can I help you?
I just see you and get irritated, man.
@coonsequentlyOoblique betrayal oof Team Chud
just frowned big time
｢( ^ ^) z-sama... your words mean so much to megane!｣
｢megane-san's kohai knyow that they can always refer to him as sensei...｣ ｢kekeke... bara-chan knows that her oppai training can only be accomplished by her sensei's powerful hands! (ФωФ)｣
he's not doing ♤nything wrong.
I didn't say he was.
