Neeiht Megane・✿
@gachikoisChic
｢kyaaa! konnichiwa, welcome to megane-san's secret lair! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ keke~｣ ｢kirainahito do not interact. (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's evil haters.] 💌🌹
｢keh... (o≧▽≦)ﾉ ODOROKI!!! kekeke!!! (〃´ω`〃) bet kyu didn't guess it was megane-san at the outglut masquarade!!! (ノ∀≦。)ノ hai~! kehhh~ ohhh, megane was sneaky! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: odoroki means surprise! hai means yesu! ⊂(^(工)^)⊃]
bit late to the reveal, huh?
｢megane was busy... gomen... i guess... (-)_(-)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sorry, megane dropped his tablet on the gwound! (T＿T) takoyaki sauce made it slippy!]
｢khhh... (*´,_ゝ｀) ne, does anyone else's rimoto get dirties when they wub their prongies all over it...｣ ｢gyah! megane swears he cleans it every week, byut! Σ(＞Д＜) wah, it won't stay clean!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: rimoto means remote.]
｢f(^ー^;) eh? nani? of course!｣ ｢(*´・з・)｣ ｢(*´-з-) m-maybe nyaht enough?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means what.]
pllease. severall times a day. it is for your own good.
｢(´ε｀*) *not listening* *listening to miku-chan instead* ahhh lalala~☆｣
I'm not sure about this one, sensei~.~.~.
｢ヽ(´ー｀)ノ bara-chan...｣ ｢let your sensei handle this!Σ(；｀∀´)｣
I'd prefer you not handle anything until you get those prongs sorted out~.
♡> killing you in my mind.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 oh god what ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 we cannot share a sign there is no way we have a common ancestor ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ok as your sign twin please wash your hands more dude ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 in e⚔︎change for this wise advice from your sign twin ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 i guess i can accept some advice from you ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 but only if you listen mmk ^^^^^^^^^^
｢(^-^)/ megane-san's advice...｣ ｢always be true to yourself! ( ＾ω＾) nyah, nyah, yeh! (*ゝω･*) always be true, and always seek to kawaiify! (* ´ ▽ ` *) ne, ne, ancestor-chan taught me that!｣
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ok thats actually pretty good advice ill take that ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 now go wash off all your grime, grimeboy ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 no one can truly see and understand your true self if its covered in all that muck, yknow ^^^^^^^^^^
｢kkghhhh... _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ai-chan keeps floating to the top of megane-san's suraimu...｣ ｢kekeke, you can't escape your kamikoi, ai-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) suraimu means... slime!! ＼(^_^)／ cupe slime, of course! (*^-^*) a kamikoi is a dtuber's number one fan, which megane is! obviously... (*￣ー￣) keh. you can't beat him.]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. tthat... exiztz. [END MESSAGE]
that thing looks like a plucked cluckbeast, man. at least get one of those silicone ones. amateur hour owver here.
hey don't mind me here with this sharp object running right for this monstrocity
｢megane already has all of her released plapdolls, kyu gaijin plebian. (￣Д￣ ) onegai! never comment on megane-san's honorable posts again.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gaijin means westerner.]
diy it then. less of an eyesore, just a friendly fucking tip. jeez.
｢*dodges*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pwease. (；￣Д￣) this is poor roleplay etiquette, neko-chan! (^^; ) please ask megane if you would like to roleplay popping his puffy plapdoll!]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it |00kz dezigned tt0 f|0at. megane-zan. [END MESSAGE]
｢itadakimasu, paku-ai! (∩´∀｀)∩ eat up and get strong, these furaidopoteto aren't going to get nommed without kyu!｣ ｢ah? eto? (*￣ー￣) you don't recognize who the wittle wiggles is?｣ ｢nyaha! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ keen eye, audience-chan! that's kyogie, megane and ai-chan's wiggler, of course. ＼(^_^)／｣ ｢....｣ ｢keh, okie. (;￣ー￣) so she isn't real. yare yare, who cares? megane likes to play pretend sometimes.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu (we are truly blessed for this meal!), tonight we're eating furaidopoteto! this is an ancient east alternian food, cultivated high in the mountains and shared with all residences! (´ε ｀ ) keke, the name literally means fried root orb, don't you know?]
yxu need tx be under prxfessixnal supervisixn. - xx
>-8==— goodness, i ccannot help but agree here. >-8==— antisoccial behavior as well. >-8==— mister megane have you ever been to a beforan cculling faccility?
｢( ・_ゝ・)｣ ｢( ò_ゝó)｣ ｢tch... (￢_￢) trying to threaten megane.｣ ｢kangofu-chan can tease him all she wants~... (≧口≦)ノ megane will never shinu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shinu means die! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ during megane-san's above ground arc, countless bakas tried to cull him... (･｀ω´･ ) byut with the power of his sharingan, he defended himself effortlessly... kekekeke~]
>-8==— no no goodness no! i am not threatening you mister megane... >-8==— uhm, the beforan term for cculling! >-8==— if you are familiar... >-8==— i would never threaten you, i am sure you would defeat me >///<
｢ᕙ( ︡’︡ 益 ’︠)ง GYAHH!!!!!｣
>-8==— ahh!! im sorry >///<
｢*megane fires his laser*｣ ｢*it... burns off all of kangofu-chan's uniform but not her underwear!*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: warning! (ФωФ) this post contains #nsfw content! dead hato inside!]
>-8==— aah!! what are you doing that for??
｢nyehehe.... megane... has asserted his yui-sei! (｀･∀･´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yui-sei means dominance.]
>-8==— kyaa!! mister megane.... >///<
｢ai-chan: ahh~ nee-chan, come back to kaifuku! megane (me): shhh, shhh, koneko... senpai is busy... haters: *getting owned by megane on visual novel forums* g-gyah!! who is this guy, why can't we beat his wit!?! megane (me): keh... (￣ー+￣) all in a yoru's work...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kaifuku means recuperacoon. koneko means wittol purrbeast (that's one of megane-san's nicknames for ai-chan) yoru means night.]
neeiht-kun, what'S your favorite visual novel?
｢of course, megane's favorite visual novel is midarana kenshin: imperial dejitaru aidoru no kenshin kankei kanryō ☆! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ ｢kekeke...~ so underground, syo eclectic! megane's tastes are rare! he might be the only otaku brave enough to ever play this one!｣ ｢byut... (￣▽￣;) keh. kimi to kanojo to kanojo no koi is pretty good too...｣
｢megane-san tonneru system so advanced... ah~ (ФωФ) what if megane was under your blockies right now! kekeke... what secrets he might find, in your drawers...!~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means tunnel.]
We aren't quadded though this isn't a romance thing like you seem enchanted by. I just sleep around B|
｢hai. (*´ﾉ∀`*) keke. megane-san likes baishunpu yuri too!｣
Weeeellll....
Clearly I don't need to "mislead" anyone!
you W1SH you had my ass on lock l1ke that
mmmm…
what. you’re not but l1ke 🤷♀️ you’re the one who doesn’t want labels so
｢megane went to #sicknastysunday last night and Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ gyah! what a waste of his jikan!｣ ｢keh... next time you have a hadaka no pātī... 。。(〃_ _)σ∥ put a disclaimer that it's all gaijin, NYO waifu...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: jikan means time! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) seriously, megane paused his visual nyovel for this!?!?! grr... be at peace, megane-san... these gaijin don't know how important their senses sacred time is... (´c_｀ ) one wrong move, and his sword-wielding demon slaying fist might be unleashed, next time... keke... (￣▽￣;) ah. oh? eh? righto, right! hadaka no pātī means "party of the naked persons", of course! (*￣∇￣)ノ it's an east alternian tradition, typically used for the punishment of criminals! woaw... (///∇///) keke~ no matter what east alternians do, their ways are just so mysterious and profound! (´ι _` ) gyah... maybe megane really shouldn't leave his hiveu anymoar...]
｢8-chan... (´ﾉω；`) m-megane needs kissus and a rest on your oppai to feel better...~｣
｢(゜▽゜*) w-wanwan-chan!! you're...｣ ｢TENSAI!!!!!｣ ｢(´∀｀*)ε｀ ) MWEH MWEH MWEH.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tensai means genius.]
SPARKLES !! !! !! !! ૮₍´｡ᵔ ꈊ ᵔ｡`₎ა
Megane is a greedy little baka isn't he
｢8-chan... o-onegai... megane m-missed 8-chan's... supa hottodoggu eating contest! (T＿T)｣
In all hoonesty i think yoou'd get ooverwhelmed there pretty fast soo maybe that's foor the better. If that makes yoou feel better i coouldn't make it either. I was oonly present throough a videoo call 8P
｢gyahh... (´ﾉω；`) *rests head on boobie s* arigato, 8-chan~｣
C=~ What is a ggaijin, ang why go you hate it so much? C=~
｢keh... a gaijin is a westerner, typically one who inserts themselves into most every conversation about east alternia... (´c_｀ ) syo annoying. megane, an expert in all things east alternian, can ONLY be aggravated by such... tch... aggressive tactics...｣
C=~ Oh, i see. A ggaijin is me, it seems... but i go not giscuss much east alternian culture. I have watcheg some picture films sometimes. Dhouggh, i must question your jugggement only a small amount, please go not be upset widh me for sayingg so. I have most certainly foung... For dhe sake of connectingg widh your personal interests ang appealingg to your verbal styles, trolls whom I woulg consiger 'waifu material' as you migght say, in dhe addengance at dhe sick nasty Sungay festivities. You must be patient, mister Meggane. Many trolls wanger dhrouggh dhe premises, you are sure to meet one eventually. GGoog dhinggs come to trolls who wait C=~
｢anata wa undo o shimasu ka? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: d-d-do you work out!?! (///∇///)]
｢(;´-｀) ah. maybe eleven-chan should go moar...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) brain drain!!! kekekeke!!!]
｢megane is syo jealous of catbois and catgyirls. ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡ nyah... nobody scratches behind megane-san's ears anymoar!｣
｢hai..._φ(TдT )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's nights in the moon... (´_ゝ`) don't tell me, you skipped that arc too!?!]
1 barely know of you
｢(ノ゜ー゜)ノ ah... eh? (*´∀｀)ﾉ okie, megane can't be upsetti ramengetti with haiyah-chan for skipping part five of megane's arc! (￣ー￣) keh... she is but a smol nyotaku... nyat yet educated in the ways... of the sacred tonnerus~!｣ ｢kekekeke... your senpai, megane, will take you under his one wing... and guide you...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means tunnel! (*￣∇￣)ノ]
1’m gonna be real w1th you, 1 barely understood l1ke half of what you sa1d
｢megane uses translator's notes for a reason! (；ＴДＴ)｣
then what the fuck does ramengett1 mean
Can't blame you. It is a pretty sweet gig.
｢....... (^-^;) ew...｣ ｢megane doesn't think bara catbois are vewy kyutieful.｣
You know what? You’re right. Just for you, I put the heavily modded Sim that is my Dirk skin back in his “Focus Room,” a windowless cube where he starves in complete darkness until @timaeusTestified#0414 hits a new personal best on the deadlift. Get to work farming our aura, big man. Your digital likeness grows twinkier with each passing hour.
｢(;-ω-)ノ onegai, robo-chan. pwease only call twinkies by their east alternian titles for megane's comfort...｣ ｢bishonen bois!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane only really cares about girls, byut... bishi boys are okie too? (´ι _` ) nyeh, nyo. megane can't even pretend. bishonen, pretty bois, are just as icky as all other boi!]
｢gaijin always say that they want yandere matesprits... keh... (￢_￢)｣ ｢okie, baka. (￢∀￢) let's say that you DID manage to fend off her kyutie kyutie suki attacks on your other quadrantus... ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ nyeh, kyu would crumble under the weight of her wuvvins and kyuddles.｣ ｢\(￣ー￣)/ and then megane would steal her...｣ ｢all for himself! kyahaha!!! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a yandere is an east alternian dere type that involves a lover who is truly devoted to her senpai! she'll do anything for him, even kill competitors and his other quadrants! super super grotesque girl romance, kyaahhhh!!! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽`人)ﾟ+.ﾟ baka means STUPID... gyuh, stupid westerners always think they know the way to a girl's kokoro! it makes megane sick! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) suki means love.]
hi there
hi capper u r pretty so nmy tail is flickim to am fro a littl bit ok is dat ok it is like friemdsly gesture
I think I like whatever you have going on, yeah.
｢(´д｀) (*is still here. vestigial tail nubbins is also swishing*)｣
｢(〃´ω`〃) kekekeke... okie... megane was kurutta that behbeh-chan was netoing his rare... byuttt~ ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ behbeh-chan's softy lippies made his kokoro beat faster! he can't stay mad!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: wuv makes megane's pusher (kokoro) go budum... budum... budum!! (∩ﾟ∀｀∩) anh! kurutta means mad. gomen.... megane knows his olivedachi would nyever hurt him like that... (*´ー｀*) righto?]
｢gyahhh... behbeh-chan... *cuddles* (*´∀`)｣
｢keh... (ФωФ) of course megane-san deserves the whole korekushon!!! (*´ﾉ∀`*) kekekeke... who else will keep her company~?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) korekushon means collection in east alternian! ＼(^-^)／ korekushon is the east alternian art of gathering images, figures, and paraphernalia of your waifu, husbando, or kamioshi! (*≧ω≦) kekeke, as a true east alternian at heart, megane of course practices this sacred tradition! ( 〃▽〃)]
♦️█ ░ nee-chan! is this 0ne in use? ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ w0uld nee-chan WANT IT t0 be? ପ(∗´ᗒ ᗜ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ konnichiwa, obake-chan!! (*´▽｀*) gyaahh... megane-san almost forgot his tonneru was occupied by ni trolls! (ФωФ) keke... megane... and his yurei! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyahaha!!｣ ｢megane is using this OFTEN... (ФωФ) but nyat in the way kyu thinkkkk~~~｣ ｢(＾∀＾) okie, obake-chan! possess this vessel! (*ﾉu｀*)σ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means... tunnel! ＼(^-^)／ ni means two! yurei is another type of spirit, similar to an obake, but different! ( 〃▽〃) it's all very serious, the way east alternians take their superstition!]
♦️█ ░ 0kay! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ yay! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ d0 n0t be alarmed by strange n0ises at strange h0urs...ign0re scratching...humming...f00tfalls...0r rising keys...d0 n0t hum0r the beck0ning v0ices...litter n0 gr0unds i tread with salt...y0u will kn0w if i send f0r y0u...i will bring myself...nee-san...d0 n0t invite 0ver 0thers...with0ut first inf0rming me...and never...sleep fully unc0vered... ପ(∗´꩜ ࡇ ꩜´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ if we can mind th0se easy little ke-ga-re we'll be a-0-kay! hehehehehehehehe...! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ᗕ`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ [ TRANSLAT0R'S N0TE: kegare means...well d0nt w0rry ab0ut it! a true east alternian enthusiast will kn0w in the pit 0f his k0k0r0 (heart...spirit...and mind...) true meanings bey0nd w0rds and definiti0ns...just f0ll0w the rules and we will get al0ng just fine. isnt that l0vely? ]
gods DAMN the pair on that thing is crazy lmaooo
｢\(￣ー￣)/ megane-san summons the spirit of KAWAII and KYUTIEFUL GYIRLS T-｣ ｢e-eh? (;´∀｀) n-nani? matte! choto matte! (￣～￣；)｣ ｢megane can't sleep in his nudizu anymoar? ( ・３・) ah, obake-chan! the other kegare are easiu peasiu, byut aahhh~ f(^_^) keh, megane needs ample rooms...｣ ｢for his wiggulz. (〃￣ー￣〃)｣ ｢megane can't help but kunekunekune~~ kunekunekune~~ (∩´∀｀)∩ all the time in his cupe!｣ ｢his ai-chan plapdolls take up choto room in his slimies, syooo... (´_ゝ`) megane has to be without his nyepic kimono so it doesn't snag!｣ ｢(´_ゝ`) c-can we compromise, obake-chan? (｀∀´) megane will be on his best behavior!｣ ｢no fappies around obake-chan. ( ´,_ゝ`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) nani means... huh!?!?! (*´・з・) matte means wait, choto matte, wait wait!!! nudizu means... nudies! (ー_ー) kyu knyow. when you're in your naked state? keke... megane-san needs this all the time! (*´,_ゝ｀) for the reasons he said... kunekunekune means wigglewigglewiggle!]
｢(*´ﾉ∀`*) a girl with nyo oppai... is no girl worth collecting!｣
♠️█ ░ hmmm... ପ(∗´꩜ ࡇ ꩜´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️ ♦️█ ░ s0p0r slime is suitable c0verage!!!! ପ(∗´ര ᗜ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
｢＼(^_^)／ MEGANE-SAN SUMMONS THE SPIRITS OF KAWAII!!!｣
PROVABLY UNTRUE.
｢(*￣ー￣) sentaku-ban.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: maybe some things are best left unsaid. (ФωФ)]
｢megane just found out troll toby fox will be a judge at the east alternian game awards! (ＴДＴ ) g-gyah!! my kokoro is breaking! (´Д⊂ヽ) that kuso fool will insert his gaijin opinion into everything... and dainashi the entire event!｣ ｢megane cannot possibly understand why they would allow him to be a judge alongside actual honorable east alternians... (T_T) westerners ruin everything.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kokoro means pusher! (´･ｪ･｀) megane-san's pusher can't take this kind of bad news! how could they let a kuso (damn) fool gaijin (stupid westerner) into an esteemed award ceremony for superior, east alternian game designers? (;-;) he will dainashi (ruin) everything...]
up there with some real greats, too! he's (ome a long awa7
｢(；￣Д￣)？ uh... nani? (￣～￣；) megane-san does nyat want him there... a westerner knows nothing of sacred east alternian game design...｣ ｢( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) stick to west alternian games for westerners!｣
i mean. the east alternians don't seem to agree with 7ou
｢ヽ( `皿´ )ﾉ GYAHH!!! HE DOESN'T BELONG THERE!｣
awful if true
｢(;＿q) gaijin like him... should be banned from east alternia.｣
｢onegai, when asking megane-san a shitsumon, pwease make sure it is a shitsumon and not a statement. (;´Д｀)｣ ｢like... (^-^; ) telling megane you hate him is nyat a shitsumon!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shitsumon means question.] https://forms.gle/vzHCuu7bHE1zSJ1V7
都合よすぎじゃん。
｢tch... (;￣ー￣) megane has been called many nyasty things on the internetto, so. he is going to clarify! what you baka gaijins should call him...｣ ｢meg ✗ (not megane's name)｣ ｢chud ✗ (a cruel nickname used by megane-san's kirainahito to hurt his feelies)｣ ｢neeiht ✗ (too formal, only megane's nakama calls him this)｣ ｢megane-san ✓ (megane-san's preferred name for loose acquaintances)｣ ｢megane ✓ (closer acquaintances can call him this too)｣ ｢nee-chan ✓ (ahh, so kyutesy! (*´∇｀)ﾉ this is the way his friends refer to him!)｣ ｢okie, onegai, please keep this in mind when speaking to megane now. (￣ー￣)ｂ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka means dummy! nakama means your comrade or friend.]
What about sensei~?
Can I help you?
I just see you and get irritated, man.
@coonsequentlyOoblique betrayal oof Team Chud
just frowned big time
｢( ^ ^) z-sama... your words mean so much to megane!｣
｢megane-san's kohai knyow that they can always refer to him as sensei...｣ ｢kekeke... bara-chan knows that her oppai training can only be accomplished by her sensei's powerful hands! (ФωФ)｣
he's not doing ♤nything wrong.
I didn't say he was.
｢gomen for megane's absence! (￣з￣) keh... he had to pick up his katana, odachi, and nagamaki... to defend the sacred country of east alternia from baka gaijin! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)｣ ｢hai, it's true! (･｀ω´･ ) megane has been made aware of... tch... fakers, within the otaku community... (￢_￢) ugly westerners using animes only to gain entrance to the sacred east alternian grounds... (｀皿´) megane will not allow his sacred homelands to be invaded by those who can't possibly appreciate the sacred art of animes and mangas!｣ ｢*unsheaths blade slowly* let this be a warning... ι(｀ロ´)ノ megane will strike down any faker!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: katana, odachi, nagamaki, are all types of sacred east alternian steel. honorable weaponry... kek... a gaijin is a type of CHOTO UGLI westerner, bent on destroying the kawaii cullture of east alternia!]
X God I wish I still talked to Mitasi so I could tell her about you. x
｢(´-ω-`) megane smells an east alternian namey......｣
｢keke! (∩´∀｀)∩ watchy outy, a wittol ai-chan is ranningu across your screen! └(ﾟ∀ﾟ )┘💨｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ranningu means running!]
｢la, la, la la la... (*´ω｀)｣ ｢nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyahhhh!~~☆ (∩´∀｀)∩｣
interesting music 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 i wonder 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 if the ᰍlants will like it 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
｢(´_ゝ`) hai, ai-chan. gomenne....｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane so sowwy. (´･ｪ･｀)]
｢pakupaku... pakupaku... when ai-chan's pakudoll chews, she makes the kyutest noises. (´ε ｀ )｣ ｢ai-chan: hey, ne, ne! the bite is too big, nee-chan!｣ ｢me: Σ(´∀｀；) k...keh! let nee-chan cut it for you then!｣ ｢KYAHHH!!! (∩´∀｀)∩ pwease cover your ears, megane is about to unleash his big squealies!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pakupaku means chew! (*´∇｀)ﾉ even when east alternians eat, they make the most kawaii sound... itadakimasu! (｀∀´)]
꧁@technicallyTimaeus꧂
｢(ФωФ)｣
is. is it alive
I don’t have anything to add to this World Heritage Post.
｢(ノ´ー)ノ megane-san's love for ai-chan made her a real girl.｣
ahhh this makes sense
｢megane-san does nyat understand why oil has to be virgin... (￣～￣；) kekeke... the last time megane used olive oil, it was anything but! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ [WARNING: THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE MATERIAL! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (ФωФ)]
｢Σ(＞Д＜) gah! an insult from ohime-chan is like an insult from kami herself!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ohime means "ultimate princess", like... (￣з￣) keke... sonya nevermind! (´ρ`) aaahhh~ kyutesy and tyrannical too!! (ノ_＜。) gyah! kami means the goddess herself!]
X I’ve been saying this since this troglodyte started “waifuifying” people without their permission x
｢(;´Д｀) okie, syo, megane-san hasn't eben done that in one to three nights. (；`・ω・) a-ah. if megane-san wasn't offloading his unihorno magics, his musky huskytop would get full! (；＞＜)｣
｢( ･`ω･´) lightly?｣
オリーブ油はメガネさんのその見事な非モテっぷりにインスパイアされて、清らかでい続けてるんだね。
｢honyakugawarui-chan... ｡･(つд`｡)･｡｣
欧米スプするな。貴様が孵った卵なんて、最初から踏み潰されてりゃよかったんだわ。
X Why the fuck is your husktop musky x
その野郎が臭いだから。
「kekeke... megane-san comes bearing wyunderful nyews! naked tosan just gave birth to 3 kyutieful nubbins! ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡ megane-san is yet again an aniki who will pass on his knowledge of the kawaii and dtuberlous for mirai gens. omedetou ٩(˶´༥`˶)و ! 」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: aniki means an onii-san or older hatchmate as gaijin say in western alternia. mirai gens are the future generations of kyutie nubbins that will carry on megane-san's flame and omedetou means CONGRATULATIONS NAKED TOSAN ON 3 HEALTHY AND HAPPY NUBBINS!!!!!!!!!!!! they all have tails to match megane-san's. wag wag. ]
congratulatiions ii thiink
s∞me∞ne g∞tta rescue TH∞SE WAIT H∞LD UP 😭 TAIL?????
AWWWW CONGRATS !! !! !!
Aww soo cute coongrats
LET HIM REST.
｢keh. (´ﾍ｀) tosan does it because tosan likes it.｣
cONGRATULAT1ONS, mEGANE-SAN, CHER1SH AND RA1SE THEM WELL, - n1TRAM-DONO