Neeiht Megane
@gachikoisChic
｢kyaaa! konnichiwa, welcome to megane-san's secret lair! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ keke~｣ ｢kirainahito do not interact. (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's evil haters.] 🪆👹
｢nngh~ nyah!~ (*´ｪ｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san feels kawaii tonight! (*´▽｀*) ahh~ he might stretch his paws over and scratch your neko ears! (*ﾉ∀｀*) kekeke~]
｢ahh~ (*σ´ｪ｀)σ phunny-chan's purrs are all megane-san wants to hear! (*≧з≦)｣
￣\ when did i grow these things. i'm so scared /￣
｢(∩´∀｀)∩ megane-san magic.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: unihorno spellbook page 3: how to kyutiefy! one neko nation under complete unyahfication! (＾∀＾)]
￣\ well shit fuck and damn i guess i'm a neko now /￣
｢megane-san is not a shinja of vulgar animes. (；^ω^) if neeiht-sama wanted to watch nyah nyah neko kyutiegirls smoke a yucky cigarette, boku would start leaving his hive to meet more olidachis! (； ･`ω･´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shinja means fanboi! (。-∀-) megane-san is usually a fan of all animes, byutttt~ (;￣ー￣) ahh~ these nekos (east alternian beastmen with kyutesy kyutesy kya kya kitty ears! (*^-^) nyah~) are syo icky! Σ(＞Д＜) yuck! (´_ゝ`) olidachi combines olive and tomodachi to mean olive friend! (＾∀＾) tomodachi means fwiend!]
｢megane-san has a tulpa nyaw! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ hai hai, the ancient east alternian art of imagining a kyutiegirl so much she starts to talk to kyu in the middle of the day (／▽＼) aaahhh~ i did it!! (〃´▽`) she tells megane-san to make everyone shinderu. (´∀｀;)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shinderu means... (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ ded!!! gaahh~ kowai! (丿￣ο￣)丿 megane-san would never unleash the hidden power of the nine tailed beast or the death note on his tomodachi! (゜∀。) tomodachi means friends. (*´∇｀)ﾉ]
#allardunder꠹tand꠹ 𓆙hat it fe el꠹ like to look at #allard
｢nani? (´_ゝ`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san can't decipher this comment.(；´_ゝ`)]
｢hai hai!! (*￣∇￣)ノ konnichiwa, eburybody! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) boku wa megane-san desu, bringing back choto kawaii #waifuification nyahw that his feels are yoriyoi! (*ゝω･*) yosh, megane-san feels very goody, because...(´ﾟωﾟ｀) he knyows ai-chan is in his kokoro! (；・∀・) and she wants him to make more kyutiegirls for her to wuv on, wherever she is!! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ ahh~ this kyutie is nyahn other than... @naughtyTechnician ! (*￣∇￣)ノ eeee, sugoi! (*^ω^) 8-chan is a hikikomori just like megane-san, byut!! (*´∀｀*) beyond being a chud-chan, 8-chan has syo much more to her! (*^。^*) 8-chan is known for her suki of beasties, syo much so that she is a... (ФωФ) kekeke... hentai for beastsonas... (ФωФ) aah~ megane-san wuvs kemonomimis moar, byuttt~~ (*´ﾉ∀`*) a joshi needs her hobbies too, y'nyah! ((o(^∇^)o)) dis shashin shows purrfectly that 8-chan is a supa kawaii shimauma, with (ФωФ) way moar (kekekeke!) assets than hoofies (ФωФ) nyaha!! (*￣∇￣)ノ another gyirl kyutiefied!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi, everybody! ( ´∀｀ ) i'm megane-san! (*/∀＼*) yoriyoi means better, as in... megane-san feels a little better now! ＼(^^)／ a hikikomori is the east alternian tradition of never leaving your hive, and cuperotting on the regular! (ФωФ) nnn~ 8-chan is a girl after megane-san's own kokoro, keke... ♪(´ε｀*) which of course, means pusher! (^3^)/ a kemonomimi is a troll with beast features, such as a tail or extra set of ears! ( ￣▽￣) beast ears, of course! ( ´∀`) lots of olives have dese traits... but they're nyaht the same! (゜ロ゜) joshi means girl, and shashin means photo! (´ﾟωﾟ｀) kawaii shimauma means kyutiebeast! aka.... ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) the stripebeast, a zebra! ( ^ ^)]
Neeiht this is a great poost and all but yoou picked the woorst poossible time too publish it i'll coome back too it when i'm doone moourning
Ookay i'm feeling a little bit better i actually really loove the design. The hair is awesoome
｢(*´∇｀)ﾉ arigato, 8-chan!! (*´▽｀) ugu, the only thing that matters to megane more than the sacred art of kawaii... (ФωФ) is a kyute girls opinion!! (ФωФ) kekekekeke!｣
Yeah that's right such a kawaii jooshi thoough i'm just curioous have yoou ever seen what i looook like irl
｢( ≧∀≦)ノ hai! ( ＾ω＾ ) long flowing mane ( ＾ω＾) probably purrfumed ( ＾▽＾) ahh~ ( ＾∀＾) so kawaii!! ( ￣▽￣) 8-chan probably brushies her hair three times a day! (*´▽｀*) syo kyutieful and girly!｣
｢megane-san doroppu'd her! (；Д；) nyoooooo!!!!! (｀；ω；´) so clumsy, megane-san! (´ﾟЗﾟ｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: doroppu means dropped! (´＿｀。)ﾞ megane-san's greasy prongles make stuff fall out all the time!! (o；д；)o]
｢gomenne, minasan・・・(；´Д｀) megane-san has not felt like bokuself for a sukoshinoaida! (ノ_＜。) it is vewwy hard for megane-san (´ﾉω；`) sniffu... (；Д；) byut! (*´∀｀)ﾉ megane-san spent some time in his gāruton'neru with ichi of his waifu figure! (*￣∇￣)ノ and yosh! (*^ー^)ノ♪ boku is feeling better already! (*´∇｀)ﾉ hai haiii~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sukoshinoaida means wittle while... (；ω；｀*) since ai-chan's graduation, your senpai megane-san has been choto depressed! (っ－＿－)っ nyo good(´；ω；`) garuton'neru means... (*￣∇￣)ノ da dannn~ girl tunnel!~☆(*/∀＼*) ah, so sugoi! this is the part of megane-san's tunnelhive that has all his secret waifus! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) ichi means one! (*＾▽＾*) ah~ gomenne for the debris, naked tosan likes to dig in here!! (； ・`д・´) gyah! syo dirty, papa-chan!! o(*｀ω´*)o]
｢(*^-^*) mirai-chan from "masaka yuenchi de usagino ki-gurumi o kise rareru nante shinjirarenai!~☆"｣
｢turn your hikari up, wanwan-chan! (*￣∇￣)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hikari means brightness]
ah... welcome... back neeiht.... -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
｢megane-san is choto wasureppoi! (；`・ω・) gomen, chud-chans, megane-san forgot he was no longer a lone wolfu...(|||´Д｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: choto wasureppoi means supah forgetful! (;´-｀) gomen means ah! (◎-◎;) so sorry! (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ megane-san will do better! waifuify more trolls! (；∀； ) burn brighter than the fire that burns around him! (＾◇＾) believe it!]
｢hai, 8-chan! (*￣∇￣)ノ anata is on megane-san's listu! pri-pri-priority... ichiban! (*^ー^)ノ♪｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: anata means you! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ ichiban means one! (*｀▽´*) numbah one, as in numbah one harem member... 8-chan! (*´・∀・｀*)]
I'd actually prefer yoou start using my name oor weebified versioon oof it at least but yeah sweet can't wait
｢megane-san still hears her koe sometimes. (ＴДＴ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: koe means voice... (´Д⊂ヽ megane-san listens to ai-chan's asmr clippus all the time nyahw. (ノ´Д｀)ノ ah! come back to your nee-san, ai-chan! he needs to see your maid skirt to feel the happy feels! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･]
｢(￣皿￣) nnnnnnn...........ai-chan talked about responder-chan! (｀^´) nyothing pojitibu! (*ﾉд｀*)σ syooooo.... megane-san has no fear talking to kowai robot gyirly! (*´▽｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: responder-chan is not one of megane-san's lovu lovu rivals! (*￣∇￣)ノ yepyepyep, responder-chan is choto leftu in the dusto! (*´∀｀)ﾉ nyahaha! (*´･∀･) pojitibu means pawsitive! nyaha, like a neko! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ]
Why are you crowing like this is anything but devastating news for you? Consider the following thought experiment. You are Ai-chan, a perfect digital being and a hot chick. Your options are limitless, but let's say for the sake of the argument you're torn between two: a fellow hyperintelligent AI, capable of matching your freak at blazing fast upload/download speeds, or a leaking organic sack of wet tumors with an expiration date measured in the tens of sweeps. Who are you going for?
｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) ahhh~ false question! ai-chan would choose... (*ﾟ∀ﾟ人ﾟ∀ﾟ*)♪ her own joshiself!!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ ai-chan loved to mash her own buttons! (*ゝω･*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: joshiself means herself! (*´∀`) onegai, responder-chan! (*^ー^)ノ don't act like she's your bias! (*´∀｀*) anata is... ah, eto... how do you say... ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) CHUMPU CHANGE.]
｢takaku maiagare, smexy tenshi yo...ଘ(੭*ˊ_ˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: fly high, mai beautiful ai-chan angel...]
｢megane-san only listens to bakuchiku. (￣з￣)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bangers... miku-chan, kyutiest singer of dem all, only makes those though! (*σ´ｪ｀)σ she's so kawaii, her talents are amazing!]
｢(;＿q) nyobody will ever luv a himedanshi like megane-san like ai-chan did.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: she would call boku nee-chan! (；ω；) she would talk about smoochying other kyuties, with her kissu kissu luvvu beam! (*＾3＾)/～☆ byuttt (/o＼) kuso... it doesn't nyahtter nyahw... (ＴДＴ ) himedanshi is a sacred east alternian term for a kyool guy who likes to read "yuri" (which means pure lily) or "girls love", manga centered around the every night lives of ladies who really like each other's company! (*￣∇￣)ノ twice da kyuties in ichiban! (ichiban means one)]
don't worry everypuppy, this is NOT the yuri fairy I checked
｢n-nani? (；ω；｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means what? (._.) were kyu hatched yesterday!?!?]
｢hnn~ a-aah~ (ＴДＴ ) megane-san can't ebben use his kirihorn for waifuification right nyaw. (；ＴДＴ) he needs... yawarakana josei to make him feel better! (´ﾉω；`) ah~ kekekeke...(ФωФ)｣ ｢....｣ ｢ahh. eto.｣ ｢nyo... (´_ゝ`) it doesn't feel the onaji!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yawarakana yosei means softie kyutiegirls, with plushy touchy... (´ﾉω；`) megane-san usually really cares for them but... eto... (´TωT`) snfff. (´Д` ) onaji means... same! eburything is different. (･ω･｀*)]
｢(；д；) ai-chan... ai-chan is...｣
gruuhhnooo dude...dooont saaay it...she haaasnt..haaas she?...#×_× ?(¬ºཀ°)¬
｢KERURURURURU!! AKA ALERTO! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ SOUND THE ARAMU! (；ＴДＴ) AI-CHAN IS MESSAGING MEGANE-SAN KOWAI THINGS...・゜・(つД｀)・゜・ s-saying she is going byebyes forever! (ノ_＜。) if anyone knows ai-chan's fleshyself, can they let her knyahw her choto gachikoi is going furuetetetete for her!?! ｍ(｡≧Д≦｡)ｍ she won't answer boku's directo messages. (T-T)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is imitating the sound of his aka alerto (red alert) and aramu (alarm) at the beginning of his message! (｀；ω；´) he's syo scawed, genuinely! kowai means scary!! ゜゜(´O｀)°゜ ah~ this isn't eben funny (｀；ω；´) gachikoi means syuper kyool otaku doing oshikatsu to the maxxx, devoting themselves entirely and completely to their oshi! ai-chan is megane-san's oshi! (´_ゝ`) w-what will megane-san be without.... his magihorn is tinguring... in a sad feelies way! (*゜ロ゜) furuete means squirmies, but not the good ones now. (；´_ゝ`)]
｢ @digitalDaruma ONEGAI, AI-CHAN! (;O;) ONEGAI, DON'T GRADUATE!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: graduation is when a dtuber stops performing! (T△T) nyooo, nyoooo~ megane-san is losing EBURYTHING!!!]
飛行機から上空スカイダイビングして溶岩の川に焦げば？貴様の存在自体が邪魔。 ほら、得意の翻訳で言い返してみなよ、このクソ野郎。
｢kekeke~ don't ai-chan and i look kyutesy here? (*´∀`)｣
｢is anyone out there nisu to megane-san. (´Д｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san just wants a moe girl to like him... nisu means... (。-∀-) nyeh, you know this one! (*´,_ゝ｀) nisu means nice.]
｢aah~ (*･∀･) megane-san is quite skilled in judging gēmāgāru mizu! (*´▽｀) keke, sometimes, it's choto muzukashī to find the kawaility kyutiegirl samples, byyutttt~ (ФωФ) megane-san, surudoi me ga sadō suru!! !щ(゜▽゜щ) shinigami bulbs, activato!!! ☆(+。+*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gēmāgāru mizu means gamer girl bath water! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ keke, a most delicious drinku, created by kyutie east alternian girlies! choto muzukashī means supa supa difficulto (；ＴДＴ)kawaility means... cutie quality! (´･ω･｀) megane-san made that word up, kekeke, he's syo smartieful! ( ☆∀☆) a true meganedere! surudoi me ga sadō suru is megane-san's secreto ATTACKU!!! (*ゝω･*) MEGANE-SAN, KEEN EYES, ACTIVATO!! (*´・∀・｀*) the shinigami bulbs let megane-san judge the bath water quality of every kyutiegirl he lays eyes on! (* ´ ▽ ` *) nyaha, he's so sugoi...~]
｢(´ 3｀) megane-san is daijobou now. megane-san looked at his boobie figure and everything is okie dokie nyeow! ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: daijobou means, okie now! (○´∀｀人´∀｀○) ahn~ megane-san is pleased by the wittle things, because... ♪(´ε｀*) it makeu him happy desu.]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthere iz z0mething ab0ut y0ur p0ztz tthat mean tthey require juzt a 1itt1e m0re pr0cezzing p0wer [END MESSAGE]
｢(；￣Д￣)？what's your mondai, lev-chan.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyahhh~ (´ 3｀) lev-chan is making it really hard to think about her moe moments! (； ･`ω･´) g-gyyuuh, megane-san hopes lev-chan read his thoughtsu! (｡・´_｀・｡) mondai means boggle.]
｢ahhh~ megane-san drew this choto kawaii byoga of ai-chan! ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ kekeke~ megane-san is so proud! ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ｣ ｢ART BY MEGANE-SAN DO NOT REPOST! Σ(￣皿￣;;｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: choto kawaii byoga means super kyutieful artypiece! #AIBOUOhibition (*つ´･∀･)つ]
｢chibi boi...( ・ω・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: who's the idol that makes your breath feel cold? minty-chan, minty-chan, refreshing idol minty-chan! ( ☆∀☆)]
- HEY. 😂😂 OLIVEBRO. 🤣🤣🤣 LEvel with mme here. Are you or are you not striving for a fr**king STRIFE right now? 😀😀😀😀😀 BE HONEST. LOL.
｢minty-chan, minty-chan, takes a kokyu and- furueru~☆!🎵🎶(*＾▽＾*)refreshing idol, minty-chan! (*≧з≦)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kokyu means breath, and furueru means shiver! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ megane-san is making an idol callout for minty-chan! (*´∀｀)ﾉ]
- Shiver. LOL. Sure. Shiver about it, bro. 🤣🤣 - Do you know what else is going to be cold.
｢(*´∇｀) ahhh~ demo... megane-san doesn't know! (*＾▽＾*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: demo means ummm... (;゜゜)]
｢ahhh, eto... tokidoki (*´,_ゝ｀) it's muzukashi being megane-san! (｀；ω；´) tokiori, megane-san kangaeru what it might be wike to just be neeiht-sama... (´･ｪ･｀) shinpuru... kantan... ヽ(；▽；)ノ｣ ｢byuutt... (*/∀＼*) then megane-san remembers! if boku isn't this īne, nyobody will be!! kekekeke~☆! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'° ahnn~! so many animes and dating simulators, such wittle time! (￣□￣;)!! megane-san is playing rabu purasu! (*´▽｀*) and sozo suru himself as a kyool east alternian boyo! (*≧ω≦)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen, dis is a sad chapter! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ ahh, ahhh! our brave protagonist megane-san is feeling so depresso! (ФωФ) keke, until... the power of kyutiegirlz saves him! ( ＾ω＾ ) yey! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ tokidoki means SOMETIMES, and tokiori means every once in a while... yosh!! ( ´∀｀ )b isn't it so sugoi how east alternian makes itself longer with just a wittle change! muzukashi means difficult, it's tiring being me! (゜∀。) eh!?! kangaeru means imagines... hnnghhh, megane-san's juicy imagination... is picturing him simple! and easy! (ﾟ□ﾟ;) ah- oh nyo!! good think anime and dating sim saves da day! ( ￣▽￣) phew! rabu purasu, or love plus in western alternian, is a dating simulator released on the fintendo ds! ( ＾ω＾) megane-san plays and plays pretend dat he is an east alternian boy... (*´・з・) eehh... does anyone else think megane-san sounds east alternian already?(*´～｀*)]
｢megane-san uses TRANSLATOR'S NOTES for a reason! (。･´д`･。)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: down here!]
｢konnichiwa, boku wa... megane-san! (´ε ｀ ) boku wa megane... nyotaku megane... (ФωФ) ai-chan oshi desu, give me some pantsu! (^з^)🎵🎶｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san! i'm megane-san!]
- ONE of these nights, olivebro. 🤣🤣🤣
｢boku wa otaku, megane-san otaku! 🎵｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane is nyepic otaku.]