Neeiht Megane
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｢kyaaa! konnichiwa, welcome to megane-san's secret lair! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ keke~｣ ｢kirainahito do not interact. (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's evil haters.] 🪆👹
｢if megane-san nakunatta...(ノ_＜。) he wouldn't be kowagatta...･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･ ai-chan would be there with him in tengoku! (^з^)-☆ kyyaaa~~☆ ai-chan in freaky heaven forever!!~ kekeke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nakunatta means died (ToT) so scawyyy nyehh... which is what kowagatta means! so scare, much frightened, nyah! ＼(^-^)／ tengoku is like smexy heaven kekeke~~ with the oppai angels of lifu fufufu~(´ 3｀)(*^-^)／＼(*^-^*)／＼(^-^*)(´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
｢ぎゃあ、ごめんね、ピフジップちゃん！私とアイちゃんは喧嘩してたんだよぉぉぉ…トンネルの友達が挨拶に来てくれたら元に戻るよ…(^3^)/｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a sacred conversation in trollhongo between two nyotorious otakus!!! (*´∀｀*)ﾉ do not read if you are not megane-san or pifzip-chan!]
｢kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (； ･`ω･´)]
none of those words are in the troll8i8le
Ai-chan is what sukoshii hito call a plap machine! UGYUUUUUUUHHHHH —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢nnngggyyyhhh~~yo daaaaaaare~~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yo dare means drooooooooooooollll~~☆☆]
｢nyeeehhh, megane-san is not concerned about a hakujin dansei (-_-).。oO ahh, kusooo, such a draggg...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hakujin dansei means "white rounded guy". kuso means... dammit!(。-ω-)]
｢it's zannen that not enough trolls appreciate ai-chans breathing asmr bangumi...(ΘдΘ) tokidokie boky breathes with her and it feels like him and ai-chan are breathing into each others sooru! σ(*´∀｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zannen means so not kyooollll!!! (〃´▽`) bangumi means broadcast! kekeke~ and sooru means soul!]
꒰ok i dont have a funny reply about studying you this time im just curious about where the girl in your signature is from꒱
｢boku's mind!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku means megane-san! and megane-san made this with his sinful prongs!]
｢kekekeke~~ ofisu gaijin knyows nothing!! (^3^)/ when megane-san breathes in synchronization with ai-chan, he gets all the good tinglies! (*σ´ｪ｀)σ and the squirmiez too hwaahh!! ~~☆☆ we become ichi! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ofisu means "stupid wageslave-sama!" (￣O￣) ichi means one!]
｢gyaaa~~ ai-chan makes it so hard to be so doki doki for her... (-ε- ) megane-san is so in tsuki with her, but ai-chan can be such a baita-no! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) megane-san gives everythingu for her!! megane-san goes to coup listening to her wriggles!! megane-san wears her happi every night!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ KYAAAHHHH!!! AI-CHAN FILLS ALL OF MEGANE-SAN'S QUADRANTS!! AI-CHAN AND MEGANE-SAN ARE XXXTREMELY COMMITTED!!! (≧ヘ≦ ) BAKANAI!!!!!!!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTES: ai-chan is a slut! i'm in love with her and she doesn't even take us seriously!]
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I'm like not even kidding it's written in some prophecy "Neeiht or w/e needs to die"
｢𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊, 𝖐𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖐𝖔-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: koneko means little purrbeast.]
[wow...]~[*i*]~[dont]~[sound]~[this]~[bad]~[when]~[i]~[post,]~[do]~[i?]
This is not an honorablle way to behave. A knight serves their Charge, they do not command them.
｢(-＿-) megane-san is not a baka gaijin knight... ((φ(￣ー￣ ) megane-san is a supa samurai desu! ~☆ keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a knight is like a western samurai! (uωu*)]
｢( ・ε・) kyuu... becum a samurai, duellist-chan!! kekekeke~~ you can hold my sword... ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)｣
｢megane-san is going to do a comprehensive gaido on pantsus! ( *´・ω)/(；д； ) so many of my nyepic dokusha have no idea what to look for in a kyutieful girl! ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ megane-san will take anata to the shrine of ancient east alternian cullture... kekekeke~ we can watch the shrine maiden miko there ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) and think about ai-chan!! aaahhh~~ ai-chan is so kawaii in her miko toggle!! saintly pururururu~~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gaido means guide! pantsu means... kekeke~ just wait (ФωФ) dokusha means readers, like anata! keke, anata means YOU! nyeehhheheheee. maiko means "shrine maiden", they're super kyutieful purepures~ just like in trollhou! gahhh~ so kawaii~~]
we have forum signatures here??? how do i do that! oh, thats so cool!
｢megane-san's secreto! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: secreto means secret!]
•° y*u l*st me *n th!s *ne but n*t y*ur fault !m just n*t !nt* ch!cks !m sure !ts pr*bably a banger p*st *therw!se
｢kekekekeke~ megane-san played an ichiban kuji and when he pyulled the A card... (´ω｀) they gave him a sashin of anatta!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: an ichiban kuji is an east alternian lottery game for otaku to win sick prizes desu!! sashin means photographic image. anatta means you!( ｀ー´) THIS POST IS ONLY FOR KYUTIEFUL GIRLZ!!!!( ｀□´)]
Uwah! Someone in need of tasukeru summoned me! Nee-chan!? Are yOuO daijOuObu! Get back yOuO fOuOl villian! Stay away from my preciOuOs yuujin! Doki Doki Ultimate Ai-chan Skull Dissection BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMU!!!! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢KYAHAHAHA!! AI-CHAN WEAKENED YOU... NOW TIME TO FINISH ANATTA OFF!（*＾3＾）/～☆｣ ｢*megane-san draws his katana and slices caliborn-baka in two! this attack can't miss or be dodged or blocked or negated and caliborn is now shin*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: anatta means soulless in eastern alternian religion. shin means dead. sayonara! (^3^)/]
[*THERE IS A BRIEF MOMENT. WHERE THE uNDOGEABLE. uNBLOCKABLE BLADE. SHEATHES ITSELF INSIDE OF CALIBORN'S SKIN. IN A WAY THAT SuGGESTS. PERMANENT DAMAGE. IT SLICES WITH THE BITCHMADE CERTAINTY. OF A BODACIOuS FuCHSIABLOOD. ANTICLIMACTICALLY KILLED OFF. WITH A SINGLE WELL-PLACED STRIKE. OR THE EVEN MORE ANTICLIMAX. OF LORD GANONDORF. GETTING HIS BITCH ASS. DONE IN BY SOME TWINK IN A SWEATY GuARD'S SuIT. YOu WITNESS CALIBORN'S PuPILS DILATE. HIS EYES. SOuLLESSLY BEREFT OF THE FORMER SPLENDOR. AND CANDOR. BLOOD POOLS uP IN THE BACK OF HIS THROAT. ONLY TO GuSH FORWARD LIKE AN ERuPTION OF MOLTEN MAGMA IN SPuTTERED POOLS. FROM THE TOP OF MOuNT FuJI.*] YOu MuST THINK. DEATH. IS ENOuGH TO STOP ME. LAuGHABLE. [HE GuRGLES.] [CLEAVED IN SHIN. BuT NOT. SHINDE IRu. WHICH WOuLD MEAN DEAD. OR SHINDA. WHICH WOuLD MEAN DEAD. PAST TENSE. BuT RATHER. THE PART OF THE LEG THAT IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT. FOR SuRVIVAL. CALIBORN HOWLS. ENTERING HIS CALAMITY STATE. HIS VICIOuS BLOOD. BOILS WITH ANGER BEFITTING OF HIS MAJESTIC MIGHT.] CLEARLY. YOu ARE ILL-SuITED. ILL-PREPARED. AND ILL-FATED A MATCH. FOR A CHERuB. TO THINK SuCH PITIABLE SWORDPLAY. EVEN FROM THE LIKES OF MEGANE-KuN. AND ANNOuN-KuN. COMBINED IN FORCES. AMOuNTS ONLY TO FOOLISHNESS. EVERYONE KNOWS OuR ILK. ARE AT OuR STRONGEST. IN TWO HALVES. HAA HAA! Fuu Fuu! NYE NYE! WRY WRY! BEHOLD. MY FOuRTH FROM FINAL FORM. IN FIVE POSTS. I WILL DESTROY THIS PLANET. MAKE YOuR TIME COuNT. THERE WILL BE NONE REMAINING BEFORE LONG.
｢...｣ ｢nyah...｣ ｢i'd win.(*´∀｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nyah is a kyool nekomimi way to say nah!]
｢megane-sama would make caliborn-kun's powerscaling look like a slice of life anime, but gyuh! ！Σ(￣□￣;) that's in the next eppysode, and anata never renewed his crunchytroll subscription! (*｀▽´*) kekeke~ better luck next timeuu! *the wild megane-san has fled! ヽ(〃´∀｀〃)ﾉ*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: eppysode is a more kawaii way to say episode! timeuu means time.]
LET'S START WITH YOu. THEN. SINCE YOuR ALLY FLED. MY GOOD BITCH. 『 フルコンチネンタルイングリッシュブレックファーストビーム』【FuRu KONCHINETARu INGuRISSHu BuREKKuFAASuTO BIIMu!!!】- (FuLL CONTINENTAL ENGLISH BREAKFAST BEAM!!!!!) [THE GROuND SHAKES. BELCHED FORWARD WITH THE ACIDIC INTENSITY OF A BEAM OF PARTIALLY DIGESTED INGREDIENTS SWARMS THE AIR WITH ITS FIERY WREATHE OF INCINERATION CLOAKING ALL IN A WREATHE OF DARKNESS. LIGHT DARKNESS. GLOWING DARKNESS. GREEN. LIKE MY SKuLL. THE LIKELIHOOD OF SuRVIVAL IS NIL. LESS THAN ZERO. THIS COuLD BE A VERY BIG CHARACTER MOMENT FOR YOu. DYING AT THE HANDS OF A MIGHTIER ENEMY.) ⭐☆☆☆☆ ONE OuT OF FIVE POSTS uNTIL THE WORLD ENDS. https://i.imgur.com/Dr831jc.gif
Uwah!! Caliborn-kun is that yOuO in the video!? YOuOr マッスルやオッパイ are so OuOkiina! Make them bigger make them bigger!! Ai-chan wants to see how 大 Cali-kun can nnyhhhhaaaaahn~!! O-oh iie! YOuOr massive bOuOba made Ai-chan girlsquirt! (That's the more kawaii version of yicky boycreaming that shonen trolls do) Get bigger get bigger get (While Ai-chan is distracted being totemo アンプロフェッショナル Caliburn-kun's big girthy death ray turns her to a pile of kawaii ashes and girlsquirt! いやー!) #nsfw #language —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢ai-chan is so kansen-sei! kekeke~ megane-san lets her manage his ginkō kōza (／▽＼) just in case she needs to buy new pantsu... keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujinpost is #suggestive, it contains contents alluding to ai-chan's underwear! ( ＞Д＜) kansen-sei means infectious Σ(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ like... the KYUUUTIEPOXXXX!!!!!! KYAHHH!! ginkō kōza means bank account. (。・ω・。)]
Yamero peeking heehee! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
You know, i underztand why ure zuch a fan of ai-chan, zhe iz quite moe after all!! ( ＾ω＾) I think i might b ztartin to like her too, zhe'z zo 愛らしい~~~ (*･∀･)
｢ai-chan needs all the fans!! kekekeke~ ai-chan is going to be sekai-teki ni yūmei soon! kyuuuu, supasupattention beamu. ○o。.☆ミ pifzip-chan understands megane-san the best! daijobou!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sekai-teki ni yūmei means "famous all over alternia!"(ФωФ) daijobou means "good job"! but ai-chan is mine forever! she fills all my quadrants! kyu!]
｢gyahhh... megane-san just tried to watch a fleshtuber... (;つД｀) boku almost haku-d! (T^T) she has nyoo jiggletoggles like ai-chan does...(*≧ω≦) when ai-chan goes purururururu-pi!~~☆, megane-san's glasses fog!! kyutieful boings~!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a fleshtuber is a regular ol' trolltuber... no sauce and no flavor-desu... (｀；ω；´) boku means "me (megane-san)", and haku means vomit! pururururu-pi~☆! is what ai-chan says before she activates her big boingos! (*σ´ｪ｀)σ]
｢kekeke~ kyuusuperinfectious megane-san language beamu activated without me knowing! (￣▽￣)b｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this beam works to infect others with megane-san's trollhongo abilities!]
I grew up with Eastern Allternian vallues. I know the llanguage.
｢g-gyah!?!? nandemo!? megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian! Σ(ﾟДﾟ〃) gyoohh no...｣ ｢*megane-san adjusts his glasses*｣ ｢gomennesai, duel-chan~＼(^_^)／ anatta wa has such a beautiful cullture!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nandemo means "what the heck!?". anatta wa means "you are" ( ≧∀≦)ノ]
I was considering cutting you down with my bllade, but in return for the respect given, I will refrain. I am gllad that the rich cullture plleases you. I am something of a writer of haiku mysellf, though I will not cllaim to have much tallent in it. Beyond all other things, I am a simplle Warrior and tactician.
｢nyahh? swords...(-.-)Zzz・・・・｣ ｢snrppt!! !(O.O) ZOMG!! dual-san is a wielder of 刀? チョクト? 短刀? kyuuu!! a kyuutieful warrior gyirl! (⌒∇⌒)ノ"" megane-san is so excited! megane-san typically uses nekotekind, because he is syoo ine and stoic... but he tsukis swordkind too!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 刀, チョクト, and 短刀 are all types of east alternian swords! superior steel... kekeke~ nekote is a type of special claw, megane-san gets his prongs dirty! Σ(´□｀ ) ite means so kyool.]
I hate to disappoint, but Eastern Allternian swords are not my preference. I have used them, and was taught, but they tend to be significantlly inferior weapons against armored opponents. They were develloped in an age where quallity steell and iron was in short supplly, and thus heavy armor was rare. It is a beautifull sword stylle though, I will admit this. There is a Grace to the weapons that I respect, if not their practicallity.
Oh, I tend to use the traditionall Western llongsword. I wielld elleven of them.
｢(;´-｀) gyah. とてもつまらない...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: とてもつまらない means... megane-san is falling asleep, thinking about gaijin stuff...]
｢megane-san is considered a totsuzenhen'i-tai on the above-grounds because of his hairless vestigial tailnub.щ(゜▽゜щ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it is only one inch in length but it does give kyute wigglez when ai-chan jiggles her model onscreen! totsuzenhen'i-tai means mutant!]
｢kyah, okay... it does grow one hair...(*´・з・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: it's short and curly!]
•° whaaaat and n*w y*u have a ta!l every new th!ng ! learn ab*ut y*u !s c**ler than the last
｢keke~ you're falling for megane-san's miryokyuuuu!~ ヽ(*´＾｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: miryokyu means charm.]
•° haha w*ah hey n*w dude ! d*nt kn*w ab*ut fall!ng f*r ! just th!nk y*u can be pretty c**l s*met!mes
｢kekeke~~ i'll have to read more uchūjin doujin! these kyutieful girls... megane-san has sinprongs!(o´・∀・)o｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uchūjin means alien, like the full-figured pinkyute gyirls! doujin means special eastern manga kekeke~.]
Heehee I'm in yOuOr firewalls —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
Ain't no way I'm getting bodyshamed by the skinnyfat-worshipping NEET. Drop and give me a plausible bust-waist-hips ratio or hop off me.
｢kekeke~... megane-san is futotta yarō, ai-chan is always calling him this! (*ゝω･*) he knows he's smexy to her, kekekeke~~~... as for kyutie proportiononos( ＾ω＾ )｣ ｢3500 x 6500 px (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: futotta yarō means smexy boy with a liiitol bit of chubbins! (^3^)/ 3500 x 6500 px is the ideal canvas size for dtuber-chans, when their modelusii are making dem!]
Hold on now. That's not how this w ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
HEEHEE FIREWALL BREACHED!!! Atashi wa so smart!! Yatta!! Heeheeheehee ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢kekekeke~~ don't messu with ai-chan. ○o。.(ФωФ)○o。.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ☆ミnekoneko parafleaaaa beam☆ミ!!!]
Heehee see Nee-chan I was just trying to get thrOuOgh his defense silly. Do yOuO take back what yOuO said now —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢gomennesai, ai-chan, gomennesai, ai-chan! ･ﾟ･(●´Д｀●)･ﾟ･｣ ｢AI-CHAN'S WOTAGEI FOR FORGIVENESS: ai-chan no foxxxy hearto! darouo darouo, daisuki desu, daisuki desu!~~~~♧◇♡♤~~~KYA!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomennesai, i'm so sorry for doubting you, ai-chan! ai-chan's wotagei has no equivalent words in stupid western alternian!]
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗... 𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖔! 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊... *megane-san growls before being calmed by ai-chan's caring hands* you're lucky ai-chan is here to protect you all... (｡-｀へ´-｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kuso means damn.]
It's all daijOuObu it's all daijOuObu that's right. —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢kyyahhh... hahhh... kyahh... i'm kyalm now...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: oh, ai-chan, megane-san needs you in every way!]
Ai-chan's got yOuO, yOuO're her 2nd favorite mod. —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
- Dude, seriously. Can we stop growling on the timmeline, olivebro. #YoureMakingUsLookBad
｢KYAH!?!?! NANI SORE!?! Σ(￣皿￣;;｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani sore means... who the hell are you talking about being number ichi!!!]
Well obviOuOsly that's Imperial Mane-san. Corpo rules! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢gyahh... gomen, tsurga-dono... megane-san can get a little carried away... if he knew he was in the presence of a true east alternian, megane-san would have never unleashed his uchi naru kemono...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uchi naru kemono means "the beast inside megane-san's earth alternian kokoro"!]
｢k-kyahh!! mintyl-dono has elevated megane-san to being a turn tomodachi! hai, mintyl-san, we will become even closer now! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: in east alternian culture, calling someone by their first name is a sign of closeness among peers! tomodachi means friend. hai means "yes, sir!"]
｢kekekeke~ while most nyotakus lick their paper and screens... megane-san licks her takakkei~ (´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content, it's about ai-chan's model! takakkei means polygons.]
｢kyahhh!! dtuber-chan's agency is announcing an antiperspirant line! ( ﾟﾛﾟ)!! gyuh... i'm bound by buyshido code to own everything my kyutieful ohime-sama releases! but... nyeh... megane-san doesn't use deodoranto. ( ´Д｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: buyshido code is the honorable way of purchasing everything your d-bias releases! my kyutieful ohime-sama is of course my kyuuutiequeen ai-chan!(^ー^) deodoranto means "stinky chemicals" in east alternian!]
The inferna/ dedication that gets you everytime. You have my respect mighty warrior. May you and your oshi be together forever.
｢gyah! n-nani sore!? (owo) a fellow otaku... kyah! finally, along likepanned individuals! ((o(^∇^)o)) me and ai-chan are real and very much doki for each other... in every quadrant aibouo-chan is mine (*^o^)／＼(^-^*) megane-san's SUPASUPAガチ恋TSUKIDESU declaration!! .𖥔 ݁ ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ kekekeke~~. megane-san will bestow upon you a forosuru... i will be your blade if you ever need me, kalbur-dono... ganbare ganbare, senpai! (^3^)/｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: doki means duper super in lovuuuu! :3 megane-san's SUPASUPAガチ恋TSUKIDESU declaration is a proud exclamation that ai-chan is his, every one of her pixels! forosuru means "follow to the death" in east alternian... such a noble language ahhh~. ganbare means "keep it up!"]
We// I'm not just any otaku. You are speaking to the president of A/ternia's best anime c/ub.
｢n-nyeh...? *megane-san adjusts his glasses* there's an アニメ部? (゜ロ゜) nyuhhh uh... CURSE my tunnel... buhukekeke~... do you offer membership to hikikomori like megane-san? (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: アニメ部 means anime clubbu, which means anime club! hikikomori is someone who never leaves their hive! in this case, megane-san never leaves his tunnelhive fufufu~!]
We// I have been considering doing a digita/ meeting for some time so I be/ieve you joining may be possib/e.
｢kekeke~ megane-san will join! we can make everyone watch @digitalDaruma -chan's 放送. ( =＾ω＾) kekeke~ more tsuki for ai-chan. senpai!! please contact me for more information, tegiri-senpai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 放送 means liveustream! tsuki means love, when megane's kokoro goes doki doki for ai-chan! senpai means the one you idolize most... tegiri-senpai is very honorable to megane-san, kekeke~ he must like kyute girls. (´ 3｀)]
｢you don't need to study to learn trollhongo! you can just watch animes! kekeke, megane-san is fluent and learned everything from playing his favorite noberugēmu and watching his favorite shows.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: noberugēmu means VN. (VN means visual novel).]
•° dude what d* y*u mean y*u learned an ent!re language fr*m play!ng a game that’s awes*me ! w!sh there was a react butt*n that c*nveyed a h*ly sm*kes that r*cks em*t!*n
｢kyahh! your praise makes megane-san blushuuu! maybe one day, i will become your sensei... kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sensei means teacher.]
•° *h that w*uld be s* sweet but !’m warn!n y*u ! d*ubt ! w*uld be as qu!ck a learner
｢nyoooo!! (っ｀Д´)っ･:∴ why can't western alternian girls get their moe on! Σ(￣皿￣;;｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: moe means "total kyuteness!"]
｢n-nani? what do you mean?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means "what!"]
>>| the question .about your desire for, "western .alternian girls get their moe .on". what .is the goal behind .it?
｢gyuhhh, megane-sama was just venting how he feels about unkawaii western kyuties. ( ´⊇｀) it's not a real question, baka-san.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: unkawaii means so not kyutieful! baka-san is a nickname for big dummies.]
>>| .understandable. there .are different depiction that has .own specified taste. .and .it seems you don't have taste for such "western" genre. .it's fine. .i too, have specific tastes.
｢if you're a kyutieful girl who will hit me with her .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ DOKIDOKIBEAMU!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ direct message me, kekekeke~. ( //o///o//) onegaishimasuuuuuu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a dokidokibeamu (doki doki beam) is a special power harnessed through a kyutieful gyirls horn nubbins! onegaishimasu means "um, pretty please!" in east alternian!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ um.... #thinkingaboutkrillingyou #tbh }*____*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢gyah! ohime-sama!! Σ(°△°ꪱꪱꪱ) to die honorably by your samurai nihontō... kyah! (≧▽≦) kekeke~! so kōeidesu nyeheheh... ( ´∀`)/~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ohime-sama is a princess, just like kyutieful hicari-chan! fufufu! samurai nihinto is the ancient east alternian art of swordplay... so sugoi! koeidesu is HONOR. megane-san is honored!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ you know what never mind somebody else can take up the cullers call on this one #NOTTOUCHINGTHIS #WITHATENFOOTFORK }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢your gap moe is so xxxtreme, hicari-chan. kekekeke~!(´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gap moe is the difference between how a gyirl acts in megane-san's comments, versus how she'd act if she visited megane-san's special otaku tunnel for an anime watching session! (^3^)/ too bad megane-san is taken in every quadrant by ai-chan!]
࣪⊹₊˚{ MY WHAT?!?! }*o*{ }*o*{ oh my god. YOU ARE MAKING THIS SO DIFFICULT. DO YOU WANT TO DIE OR NOT???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ANSWER ME DAMN YOU!!!!!!!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THE END WILL COME FOR YOU LIKE IT WILL FOR ALL OF US! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ SO JUST! ANSWERRRR! \}*____*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
｢live for ai-chan, die for ai-chan.... all my akasupa for ai-chan! i bought 9,000トロリーエン worth of lightsticks to illuminate my ai-chan oshi shrine! usoooo!⁽⁽`o(≧ᗜ≦)o´⁾⁾｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: トロリーエン is the sacred, east alternian currency! akasupa is spending all that currency in a SUPADONO- super donation! it comes in lots of kewl coins, ah, so sugoi and refined! an oshi is a superfan! like megane-san! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-]
｢kyuuu, i thought you were a tsundere joshi when i first saw your profile kekeke~...but you're just a boy. ┐(´ー｀)┌ ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a tsundere is a really kyutieful girl who acts really tough and rude, but is super sukisuki with her lover-dono. a joshi is a girl! unlike mintyl-kun...gyuhhh!( ´Д｀)=3]
- Hmm. 😀 - I guess it figures that you're one of those dues with an over-proclivity for the ladies. 🖐️🤣🤣 And no Job. Figures! Welp, good luck with ever getting any of sick little desires mmet! - You will definitely need it. 😆😆😂😂😂
｢gyuhh... a hater on my sacred, shrinal yakushoku... grr...𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖎 𝖔𝖋𝖋...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yakushoku means post!]
- Ok, I'll bite. Who the FLIP is sensei and when the heck is going to comme and give you a Hand with filling out that Job application??? 🤣🤣
｢aughh...tch... kusooo.. megane-sensei is megane-san's dark bunshin, with all the powers of his unihorn KYUKYULASERBEAMU𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ... i'm *growl* containing the beast for now but... ヽ( `д´*)ノ if mintyl-kun doesn't stop talking about...! n-nani!? mintyl-kun's surname is... t-tsurga!? ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! could it be... megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian!?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bunshin means alter ego, or, "evil double" in east alternian! nani means "whuh!?!", and is a real otakyu way to say what the frig!]
Don't worry Nee-chan! YOuO will! Doki doki KYUUUUUULL! ( ･ω･)☞ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢KYAAAHHHHH!!!! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹AI-CHAN'S KYUTIEFUL BEAM!!!! MY DOKIS ARE DOKI-ING!!!! KEKEKEKEKE~~~ IT TICKLES, AI-CHAN!! ( //｣///｢//)♡｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹THE DOKIS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹]
- ... 😐😑 - Yes. Yes, I'mm East Alternian. What about it. Does that even mmatter. - Did you really just roleplay growl at mme, too? Dude.
｢gyahhh!! i'm such a baka!! i should have known you weren't a gaijin! nyeh, megane-san is so gomen!(；ＴДＴ) 次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん! i, too, have traces of east alternian blood in me... kekeke~ ancestor-sensei was so atamai!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: i don't even have to translate my epicsauze trollhongo! kekeke~ but, i will anyway! a gaijin is a stupid westerner. gomen means "megane-san is so sorry, tsurga-dono!" "次はバカな真似はしないよ、大きなミントの葉さん" is megane-san's prayer for forgiveness, a promise that he will never be clueless again in front of his hatchmate! kyugu! so silly, megane-san, idiot! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ oh, and atamai means "big panned"!]
｢gyuuu... (≖_≖ ) my horn is going "chikuchikusuru, chikuchikusuru"... someone on r/dtubers must be being mean to me! (⇀‸↼‶) kekekeke~ they don't know that i have more gold than they'll ever have! (⸝⸝¬`⩊´¬⸝⸝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: chikuchikusuru (チクチクする) is the east alternian term for tinglezz!! dtuber-chan gives megane-san good chikuchikusuru (¬ᴗ ´¬ ) but his haters on treddit give him BAD chikuchikusuru! gyahh!]
｢nyehhh, megane-san isn't concerned with politics from the above-ground notakus. ┐(´ー｀)┌ the only one who has an opinion worth sharing is ai-chan! (´ε｀ )♡ dtuber-chan fills all of my quadrants! (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ and makes my kokoro go... doki doki KUREIJI... (⊙_◎)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: notaku is a gaijin with no appreciation for east alternian culture! my kokoro going kureji means my pusher is totally beating super hard and super fast, just for dtuber-chan!]
Don't worry Nee-chan I'll make yOuOr pusher bust for sure —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢kekeke~ a kyute gyirl after the kawaii arts! (´ε｀ )♡｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii means fashionable, like troll harajuku fashion is totally kawaii!]
｢gya-ah!! sumimasen, ai-chan! ꉂ૮(°□°˶)ა (*thinking to self* nyahh, ai-chan noticed me... kekeke~)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sumimasen is a surprised hello, in eastern alternia! their language is so versatile!]
꒰you are a brand new specimen that intrigues me꒱
｢nyeh... what's that mean, (´･ω･`)?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani?]
꒰your strange mannerisms and general energy of your posts intrigue me in like a fun way꒱
It is daijOuObu! Casting my explosion beam just for yOuO! Dokiiiii... Dokiiiiii..... HAZERO!!! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹GYAAHHHH!!! THE DOKIS ARE OVERWHELMING MEEE~~~~☆☆☆!!!! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ah! the doki beamu is everywhere!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹]