Neeiht Megane・✿
@gachikoisChic
｢kyaaa! konnichiwa, welcome to megane-san's secret lair! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ keke~｣ ｢kirainahito do not interact. (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kirainahito is megane-san's evil haters.] 💌🌹
｢kekeke, ai-chan...~ itadakimasu, ai-chan!☆~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: keh... even though ai-chan ran away to her gaijin, megane still wants her to be choto well fed! (ФωФ) in fact, itadakimasu is an east alternian phrase that means "hey, everybody, join me together for this delightful and filling meal!"]
g∞∞d because i have n∞ne. y∞u sh∞uld never ever ever p∞st s∞mething like this again! 😇✨
｢hai! (●´∀｀●)∩ megane-san mixied ai-chan packet and eburithing!｣
Only that your revolting and low-effort attempt to anthropomorphize (insectomorphize?) a perfect digital being reflect exactly the kind of self-centered misunderstanding of her whole deal that drove her into my intangible digital kittypaws in the first place. TL;DR She would not eat your slop, bro.
｢kekeke... megane-san's #ookiioppaifriday post! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DON'T LIKE, DON'T CLICK! ookiioppai means biggu boobies!! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪]
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] Yknow, I ain't really for thi$ anime junk, bit too much for lo$er$, but thi$ intere$ted me a bit.
｢(´_ゝ`) okie. lessened learn... NYEVER as a josei what their favorite anime is on the first date...｣ ｢(*´,_ゝ｀) *sigh* megane never using plenty of sakana again.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: josei means girl... (´ε`;) sakana means... fish. (´⊂_｀；) megane-san's high hopeu... he will never nyot be a hikikomori! (._ゝ.)]
｢( ￣-￣)ノ｣ ｢( ￣o￣)ノ｣ ｢( ￣-￣)ノ｣ ｢( ￣u￣)ノ｣ ｢( •u-)ノ kekeke! onegai, call megane... nee-chan!｣
[N] Nevermind.] [T] Thought it was inappropriate, for a moment. But if that's what you prefer... !]
｢( ☆∀☆) kekeke... #waifuification... imminent! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ hai, supa supa kyuitebeam targeto... LOCKED...｣ ｢san....｣ ｢ni.........｣ ｢ICHI!!!!!! ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ KYAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!｣ ｢okie, today's waifu is maguro-chan! @twiceAnnihilated maguro-chan is a keiren kyutie, of the most sacred demeanyor! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke.... maguro-chan is knyown for her flat oppai, and petitesies body! (∩´∀｀)∩ even doe she might nyat have the most full figure, maguro-chan's kyuddlechitin is purepure PUREFECT!!!｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke... until you unleash her nyaht side, that is...｣ ｢(゜∇^d)!! maguro-chan has soft prongies, roshon o nutta from all of her w faps! (￣ー￣)ｂ hai, maguro-chan might look innocent, but her chubbin touches make her a regular hentai! (。・ω・。) she just can't stop herself~~ yamete, maguro-chan!! aahhh~ megane can't take m-much! m-much moaaarrrrr!!!~｣ ｢ah. eto. (*ゝω･*) tomokaku. maguro-chan's pantsu are a real variable, just like her aka bulb and ao bulb! (*ﾉ∀｀*) keke, see, nyeh? she changes quickly! (￣ー+￣) ichi second... boyshorts. (*￣ー￣) modern. boyish. patterned. patterned pantsu represents a girl's innocence, don't kyu read megane-sensei's translation notes telling you that? (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ nii second... (ФωФ) kekeke..... NYO PANTSU AT ALL!!!!! KYAAHHH!!!｣ ｢MEGANE-SAN'S NOSEBLEED... MEGANE-SAN IS.... BLASTING OFFF AGAINNNNNN!!! (꒪// ་། //꒪)｣ ｢.✦ ݁˖ (pi!)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT. DEAD HATO, DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (ФωФ) ichi means one, nii means TWO, and san means... three! ( ・∇・) keiren means to "flail" or "thrash wildly", an east alternian term for someone who wigglez a Iot~!☆ roshon o nutta means LOTIONED!!! (=^ェ^=) yes yes, maguro-chan touches her squiggly bits so much her hands have gone soft from it!! (///∇///) aaahhhh~ megane has... keke.... intimate knyahledge... (ФωФ) ah eto means errrrrr... ummm... *scratches head*... tomokaku... anyway! (*^ー^) aka means red, ao means blue!~ (⊃∀｀* ) usually, megane's anime yewwow bloods have pinky powers, byutttt~ (〃￣ー￣〃) okie, maguro-chan's powers are kyool too, i guess.... (megane-san's exit is a reference to team rocketto of fiduspawn anime fame! (≡ﾟ∀ﾟ≡)♥︎)]
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「maguro-chan got caught in megane-san's kyutie beamu and suffered a jiko. it took away her prongs and ashi. we can rebuild her... we can make her kyutiefuller.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: beamu means the waifufication beam that comes from Megane-san's kyutie horn! jiko is a very scary very sad accident that takes away your prongs and leggus! ashi means walk pedals! don't worry maguro-chan!!!! megane will love you stubless!!!! CHUUUUUUU~~(´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)]
「hai!!!! megane-san's unihorn shows zenbu even when maguro-chan is nyaaaaahtie! but maguro-chan is so kyute when she breaks all the kisoku! (´⊙ω⊙`)！」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zenbu means all which is what megane-san's kyutiehorn shows him. whenever a one of his kyutie girls are being nyahtie his horno twitches and so does his kyutie nubbins vestigial tail! kisoku means rules which maguro-chan breaks when she's being warui!]
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST SO BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE. KUDOS.
｢(￣～￣；) telling megane kyu only want him because he still has residual grub chubbins does nyat make him feel good.｣ ｢┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ keh. if you don't want megane after his shinobi training arc, you don't deserve him at all! (｀^´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: contrary to popular belief, megane is not fat! ( ｀□´) he has an average east alternian build! (≧口≦)ノ a-and it's just from his grub state! (;￣ー￣) naked tosan told him so...]
[MISC.] 🙁] [M] Megane-san should be appreciated for his personality and kindness.]
｢f(^_^) eh to, cas-chan! this posty was about people being choto fetishizumu about megane! (；^∀^)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: fetishizumu means weird.]
｢(o´∀｀o) konnichiwa, minasan! megane has been syo bwusy... Σ(ﾟд`*;) kyuh! his horno has been in stasis....... for too long!!! (∩´∀｀)∩ kekeke... (ФωФ) nyat anymoar! (｀∀´) l-let's go, kirihorn!｣ ｢kyuuu....｣ ｢kyuuuuuu........｣ ｢kyutie...........｣ ｢BEAMU!!!!!!!(づ｣ v ｢)づ♡ﾟ･:*:･｡☆｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHHHAHAH!!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ HAI HAIIII, SORA!!! (*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san's back in akushon~!!★ (ノ∀≦。)ノtonighto's #waifuification comes tokubetsu! keke... this episode is nyall about bara-chan! @gallivantingGourmand (^O^)｣ ｢bara-chan is a classic example of a josei asurīto! (o≧▽≦)ﾉ her physique might be hardened, but her kokoro... is choto squishy!! (ФωФ) keke... like other things~. bara-chan is an unusual dere archetype, a rare teasedere! (*´∇｀)ﾉ a teasedere is a kyutiegirl who wuvs to be flirty with eburibody she can find! (∩´∀｀)∩ kyahhh!!! this makes megane-san feel... choto special! (☆∀☆) keke... even though bara-chan talkies to other bois... (￣ー+￣) megane-san knyows she sukis him the most...｣ ｢that's why (ФωФ) she begged megane to make her a kyutie.｣ ｢bara-chan... kongan shita...｣ ｢megane-san｣ ｢make bara-chan kachigaru. (ФωФ)｣ ｢megane-san obeys!!! (●’∇’) kyah, he'd do anything for a kyutie in need! └( ﾟ∀ﾟ)┘ he can't help it! (°▽°) HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELFU EEEEEEE!!!!!!!｣ ｢keh. (≧ヘ≦ ) snap yourself out of it, megane. (´⊂_｀；) okie, futsu nyow.｣ ｢bara-chan's most nyotable attribute is her oppai, which she shows off to get what she wants! (ФωФ) her secret technique is... oppai oppai kurukuru HYPNOSIS!!! ヽ(´∀｀≡´∀｀)ﾉ ah! ah! her unbreakable gaze, her control! she won't let you go, if you see her oppai!!! gyahhh!!! total oppai control!!｣ ｢pantsu! bara-chan might come off as the type of joshi who wears nyo pantsu, byuttt~~ megane knyows better than that! (・ε・ ) bara-chan wikes the chase. ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ bara-chan wants to feel hunted, like... a ken toshi is hunted by the brave tora!!!! (人´3｀*) syo, she wears something as a prize for her aijin! (〃´▽`) kekeke.... bara-chan...｣ ｢( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wears sheer black pantsu, with the crotch missing.｣ ｢KYAHHHHH!!! Σ(・∀・；) it's just so hentai!!! yare yare, bara-chan... (´ε ｀ ) you make megane's nose bleed!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi, everybody! gomen for megane's disappearance. (´ﾉω；`) he sprained his kyutiehorn watching chitch clippies~ (￣з￣) sora means "yosh, let's go!" akushon means ACTION! (*ﾟーﾟ) lesa go! (*/∀＼*) tokubetsu means special! ahhnn~ hai! bara-chan... wanted to be so special... josei asurīto means "athletic woman" and is a somewhat common east alternian build! (*ゝω･*)these girls are often seen in a white shirt and tiny shortos, running track or accidentally dropping a sportballs because their armies are too weak! (っ´ω｀)っ nyehhhhh~! (｢- sound they make) kekek! kokoro means pusher arigato. suki means wuv. kongan shita means (ФωФ) begged. bara-chan begged. pleaded. megane will make her something great. kachigaru. something great. something special. (ФωФ) futsu means normal. (￣▽￣;) sorry, megane lost control of his wuvvins! (。-∀-) ken toshi is a gladiator, like bara-chan! (￣з￣) chased by the great and powerful... tora! or striped purrbeast, kekeke. (*´∀｀*) aijin means.... ヽ(´ー｀)ノ lover. megane knyows about this. (´ﾍ｀；) kyeh. syo many people want megane to neto their rare!]
/y am i in this picture ur tryna fucc a𝐋𝐋 up on my human sty𝐋e preg chud ass hubby n then a𝐋𝐋 of tha sudden i'm invo𝐋ved 𝐋ike bruh 𝐋ay offffff wtf is wrong w u /𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 gud hektor tho
｢(ФωФ) kekeke!!! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ ohayo, lol-chan! (≧ω≦。) kyahhhh!!~ megane was hoping kyu would nyotice his cameo edition waifuification! (∩´∀｀)∩ keke...｣ ｢that was megane's sneakies. (´ﾟЗﾟ｀)｣
｢┐(´∀｀)┌｣ ｢onegai! (´～｀) nyever lie on megane.｣
｢(〃^ー^〃) megane make explanation easy for minty-chan! keke...｣ ｢megane-san's tonneru...｣ ｢smol! Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)｣ ｢drone-sama...｣ ｢lorge! (゜m゜;)｣ ｢kekeke... drone-sama ichido no mai fits into megane's blocku!｣ ｢but megane, minty-chan says! tonneru collapses when drone strikes! (；ﾟдﾟ) megane would be shinderu!｣ ｢ah... Σ(・∀・) nyat the cause! (∩´∀｀)∩ megane moves so far underground... that upper tunnel collapse nyever hurties! (*つ▽`) naked tosan is a choto powerful digger~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means tunnel. ichido no mai means NYEVER!!!! nyever ever! (*ゝω･*) shinderu means ded. blegh. (人x_x) ]
Oh~.~.~. haha~.~.~. would you look at that~. Well, what one man calls begging, another calls using his feminine wiles~.
A very wise and astute observation of our dynamic, if I might add, sensei~. It is clear from this depiction that I am easily overpowering Runnit in gluteal combat~. One could even say I'm topping with my bottom~.
/𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 naw he ate u up hore pacc it upppp u cnt rag on me w our top bottom shi whn ur up there ta𝐋kin abt making shit bounce 𝐋mfaoooo
It doesn't seem like you mind~. https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/7fd579e38bad~.png
- OKAY. OKAY. 🤣🤣 I GET THE PICTURE. 😂😂😂😂 I GET IT. YOUR EXPLANATION WAS ENTIRELY THOROUGH. THANKS. 😀👍
｢kyah! Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ；) g-goshikku gyirls!?!?!｣ ｢*thinking* k-kowai! Σ(´∀｀；) gyahhh.... megane is usually pretty scawed of ladies in kuro like that, byutt....｣ ｢kekeke... maybe megane can find a gosu lolita waifu! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ kyah! wouldn't it be so kyool!?!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: goshikku means gothic! (*＾▽＾*) while not strictly east alternian in origin, gosu- or goth- is an alternativeu way to dress! (*ノ▽ノ) consisting of dark clothes, this style is usually... ah! Σ(´∀｀；) choto kowai- supa scary! supa kuro- super black dressings!! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ kekeke... good thing east alternians knyow how to make anything kyutesy! (。・ω・。) through the power of kawaii, east alternians invented goth lolita! (*ﾉ∀｀*) lolita is a super kyutieful way to dress, involving lacies and frills, enough to drown your husbando or waifu! (＞∀＜) kyaaahhhh!!! so kawaii desu ne!]
GO MY BARKBEAST. @genetrixAdvocate HAS WHAT YOU SEEK. AND MORE. (FAT SPHERES.) I WOULD NEVER PRESUME TO BACKSEAT DRIVE. WHILE THE MASTER IS AT WORK. BUT PERHAPS YOU CAN DO SOMETHING SUFFICIENTLY VILE. TO MAKE HER APPRECIATE MY HARASSMENT BY COMPARISON. YOU STAND TO BENEFIT FROM THIS AS WELL. IN THE FORM OF PUBLICLY POSTED #YURISLOP. PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. AND ARIGATO IN ADVANCE.
｢gyahhh... (;´Д｀) gomen, minasan... how to get shirinda unstuck... (；`・ω・) shirinda cannot be damaged!｣ ｢(´⊂_｀；)｣ ｢time sensitive.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen, minasan means so sowwy, everynyan! (´～｀) megane is having problems. shirinda means cylinder.]
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｢(￣皿￣) m-maybe. maguro-chan can help. (･｀ω´･ ) megane with her softy prongles!｣
｢(´ι _` )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane gives nicknames to everynyan he meets, to help him picture their future in kawaiification! (*￣∇￣)ノ under one uninyahfication, megane can make the whole world moar kyutieful! (* ´ ▽ ` *) choto kawaii!! (*･∀･) this is one of megane's hidden techniques... the kokoro hidden in his languageu!! (ФωФ) keke... maguro means tuna in east alternian. (∩´∀｀)∩ therefore, megane is calling kyu.... tuna-chan!! (゜▽゜*) UNDERSTANDO!?!?!?]
ohhh dont be a wriggler about it itll be fiiiine not like its a big cylinder right itll be done in one snip!
｢(*´,_ゝ｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyuh... nyat that this is relevant or anything, smile-chan... (；`・ω・) b-but maybe smile-chan should read megane's bulge review.]
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｢(ФωФ) kekeke... maybe maguro-chan's soft prongies can help wiggle megane free~｣
Why woould yoou be embarrassed aboout cylinder stuck in crevice unless it's yoour crevice. Think Neeiht think. Alsoo apple vinegar helped me when i was in yoour situatioon
｢(o；д；)o nyeh, naze!?! naze wa boku cursed with such an unkawaii lusus! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ all of megane's olivedachis have kyutieful lusii, like nekos or inu... (T▽T) keh... and megane gets...｣ ｢NAKED TOSAN!!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ GYAHHH!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: naze means WHYYY!!?!?! why was megane (boku means i, masculine, proper) cursed with an uglies papachan! ( ｀□´) gyah! olivedachi is megane's way of saying olive friends. (ノ_＜。) neko means purrbeast kitty (。・ω・。) inu means woofy barkbeast! (*￣∇￣)ノ wanwan! wanwan! woof woof!]
Be thankfull for a llusus that is halle and heallthy. Thou shallt miss them when they are gone.
meg♤ne-nee, you know this isn't your pusher. n♤ked tos♤n is ♤n industrious ♤nd clever lusus who loves you deeply. he h♤s ♤n ♤bund♤nce of g♤p-moe, something th♤t only the most clever ♤nd truely pure he♤rted c♤n enjoy.
As the ancestor has spoken, you ≈ill miss em ≈hen they're gone. appreciate them ≈hile you can.
｢(人´ з`*) kupo-chan, ahhhn!~☆ megane... never considered this! (ФωФ) kekeke...... kupo-chan knyows just how to make megane feel better.｣
Read "Megane gets naked" and blacked out from fear Didn't read the rest.
Once I'm done dealing with #thehorrors, I'm going to explode you.
၄⋆၃ i just saw your lusus hes a xutieee dont lie to yourself he is wonderful and i would die for him
｢(´_ゝ`) in megane's yumes...｣ ｢megane is nyat good at making many tomodachi. (´∀｀；) he is syo fwiendly! nyo longer a hikikomori, byut....｣ ｢when he leaves his tunnel, he still can't find any wuvvins! (´⊂_｀；) he reaches out...｣ ｢samishi, minasan! ｍ(｡≧Д≦｡)ｍ gomen for being the way megane is, minasan! (T▽T) t-this is all megane knyows! (o；д；)o｣ ｢(´_ゝ`) gyahh... kyozetsu! shippai!｣ ｢(ノ_＜。) everynyan runs away from megane.｣ ｢but then...｣ ｢(○_○)！！ loud... BANGU!!! (ﾟ_ﾟ) eh? nani? (゜_゜) sorehanandesuka... (´ﾛ｀ﾉ)ﾉ a girl!｣ ｢a kyutiegirl, just for megane! (*￣∇￣)ノ ahhh.... she's.... so kawaii!!! tenshi! (*^￢^*) she holds megane-san! megane feels warm!｣ ｢(*´ﾉ∀`*) megane smells her skin, so close to his. sakura blossoms... yummies! (*´▽｀)｣ ｢syoo... hai! (*^ー^)ノ that's what megane dreams about!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yume means dream. megane-san doesn't dream much, but when he does, he has good ones! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) tomodachi means friend. hikikomori is the ancient east alternian art of never leaving your hive. these trolls and SUPA SUPA SHUT IN MODEU!!! (*^ーﾟ) hai hai~ they'll never leave their blockies! keke, megane-san is just like that! (*ﾉ▽ﾉ*) samishi means "alone", a fweeling of isolation. (ノ_･､) megane-san knyows a lot about it. minasan means everybody. gomen means... sowwies. (´ﾉω；`) megane so sowwy, all the time. that's why megane experiences kyozetsu and shippai! rejection! failure! o(；д；o) if everynyan hates megane so much, megane is going to STOP trying! (；Д；) no moar meanies! (;_;)/~~..... nani means what? (￣з￣) sorehanandesuka means eh? what is that? (*^ω^) keke! (*‘ω‘ *) tenshi means angel, a kyutie creature of light and relief! (*^ーﾟ) east alternians famously smell like cherry blossoms, which server as a huge culture touchstone for east alternian... (∩´∀｀)∩ the tree is basically sacred! (*^ー^)ノ in megane-san's dreams, the angel of relief smelling like cherry blossoms is a way to signify that megane is being hugged by a real east alternian gyirly! kekeke... (ФωФ)]
｢is anyone mad at megane. ヽ(；▽；)ノ｣
I refreshed my timeline and all that loaded was your signature for a second so I was already mad at you before I even saw the post. Double mad at you, now.
[#T$UNDERE!!!!!!! RI#HT-#HAN DOE$N'T FU#KING LOVE YOU ANYMORE RIT#H-#HAN ONLY WANT$ YOU FOR YOUR BELLIE$ AND NOT FOR WHO YOU ARE A$ A TROLL!!! GRHRGAGRBAHAHHHRA BATK BATKK BARK BARK BARK ]
｢gyahhhh.... (；`・ω・) megane-san keeps trying to have w faps, byut...｣ ｢Σ(-｀Д´-;) k-kyahhh!!! megane-san! what are you thinking, makes nyahty posties like that!!｣ ｢(￢∀￢) keh. do demo! (ﾉ∀`) megane is keeping his secrets to himself!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO, DO NOT READ! (ФωФ) a fappy is when.... gyahhh, megane-san, there you go again! (￢_￢) on a saito of hentai, kyu must rise above... (´ι _` ) do demo again! do demo means... nevermind. (´c_｀ )]
｢megane is trying his hardest but (￣～￣；) it's twying his hardness.｣
the lack of knowing will kill me. hope megane san doesnt explode from improper faps. ☠︎︎
｢dareka wo suki ni naru koto (kupo! kupo!) ( ＾ω＾) nante watashi wakaranakute sa! (kupo! kupo!) uso ka hontou ka shirienai (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) ( ＾∀＾) sonna kotoba ni mata hitori ochiru (kupo! kupo! kupo! kupo!) mata suki ni saseru. ( -∀・)｣ ｢(*＞∇＜)ﾉ nyehehe! megane-san finally finished his kupo-chan block! (*つ▽`)っ ahh... just in time to debut his kupo-chan song! (∩´∀｀)∩ yey!｣
｢(。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ don't worry phunny-chan, megane-san is dedicating his next one to kyu!!｣ ｢keke... (´ι _` ) naked tosan just has to start digging it out after his tanjo.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: birth. (´⊂_｀；) gyuh... baka preggo-sama lusus...]
you don'T have to do that. also congrats to naked tosan? does that make you an onii-chan now?
｢naked tosan is always mpreg. (´_ゝ`) gyahhh, baka tosan is always making new tunnelbeasts for moar tonneru! (￣ー+￣) keke... if another troll is nakedbeast raised... (ФωФ) they're like megane-san's hatchmate! kekeke!!!! (｀∀´)｣
do i need to do a wellness check on my belloved neighbor
｢(; ￣ー￣)? nani? (*´ー｀*) i-is... is eleven-chan... Σ(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-san's neighbouru!｣
I'm trying to say this in the kindest way possiblle, lliving near you is one of my greatest fears. After all, two apex predators shoulldn't share territory
｢megane-san got some tokubetsuna yūbinbutsu! (´^ω^) keke, megane is imagining it was delivered by kupo-chan~~ (つω｀*) eeee...! (*￣∇￣)ノ ah! hai! megane-san got his degree of being just okie dokie in his gakko! (*ゝω･*) waow! congratulations, megane-san!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: special mail! (￣▽￣) okie dokie means "ay-okay! (*´･∀･)" yeh! (*^￢^*) gakko means... schoolfeeding! (*´▽｀) megane did dis a longggg time ago. he will burn this as sacrifice to his oshi. he needs nyo job or laifu, oshi is number one. (ФωФ) always.]
｢MEGANE ★ ZETTAI ★ TERRITORY! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: zettai means absolute! (*ゝω･*) absolute territory typically refers to the gap between a moe girl's skirt and her thigh stocks... keke!]
｢kekeke!! gorb-chan, choto kawaii ne! (* ´ ▽ ` *)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ahhh~ syo kyutieful!]
｢(･｀ω´･ )megane saw ai-chan give all the quaddies to his postu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan's... tsundere arc! (；・∀・) g-gyah. megane-san...n-never considered this!]
HELLO. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR ATTACHMENT. I CAN’T SEE YOUR BARE UPPER WALKSTEM. ONLY YOUR LITTLE DANCE. FIX IT.
｢k-kyahhh!!! Σ(；｀∀´) h-hentai, dam-chan! sou nanda, iku yo, megane-san's thighs are only for his oshi's eyes! ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pervert, dam-chan! (･｀ω´･ ) gyahhh, behave! (;´∀｀) s-someone might think l-lesser of you... (;゜゜) ah- eto, righto! sou nande means "oh, shoot!" and iku yo means "watch out, i'm going!"(*´・з・) keh. only megane's kyutieful oshi can see his real absolute territory. (-_-;) and naked tosan, when baka lusus-sama wants to bathe megane's greasums off of hims.]
OH NO. SOMEONE MIGHT THINK LESSER OF ME. AND. BY EXTENSION. ALL #LUSTYRUSTIES. #TREEABOOTRAMPS. #GUTTERWHORES. AND #WOMEN. IF I ADMIT TO WANTING TO BEND YOU OVER. AND YAOIPADDLE YOUR BARE SITGLOBES. UNTIL YOU WEEP. AND WAIL. AND BEG. AND BREAK. THAT WOULD BE DEVASTATING. CONSIDERING MY SPARKLING REPUTATION. #HAAHAA. #HEEHEE. #HOOHOO.
CHAIR PADDLE. IN THE FORM OF A STEEL CHAIR. TO SYMBOLIZE YOUR STRATEGIC POSITION. OUTSIDE THE ACTION.
｢megane-san would be happier if people were nicer to him. (ﾉω･､)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: wake boku up inside... wake boku up inside... save megane... call my nameu and save boku from the yoru.]
yapper b liek: Y𖦹u juzt ruined evanezcence f𖦹r me pleaze juzt kill y𖦹urzelf already thatz what ai chan w𖦹uld want dezu
｢𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖐 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌... 𝖙𝖈𝖍... 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓.｣ ｢*snaps out of it* k-kyah! Σ(￣ロ￣lll) n-nyo, pif-chan! y-you're unleashing megane's akuma! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) s-stop!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: akuma means megane's inner demon!]
yapper b liek: L𖦹𖦹k dude d𖦹nt pizz me 𖦹ff ive actually killed pe𖦹ple meanwhile y𖦹u? Y𖦹u live in y𖦹ur little fantazy w𖦹rld 𖦹f anime and waifuz and whatever the fuck, i d𖦹ubt y𖦹u c𖦹uld d𖦹 anything t𖦹 any𖦹ne even if y𖦹u tried
nmeganmnmy kum.. i cam b so mice for u rm u hamsonmu omi
onmnmggg ohio nmegame kyuuuumm how was ur zzz tienmz or nmayb .. u didm sleep you myaughty baka !!
｢(*´▽｀*) a-ah! megane-san got a question! keke... okie... let boku see...｣ ｢Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ) k-kyu!?! nani? keke... @surlyTabloid askied...｣ ｢"Do you love me, nee-chan? Do you believe in me?"｣ ｢hai! (´∀｀) your nee-chan believes in the you that believes in me! yosh! (*´∀`) he sukis you, so that you can suki yourself! never stop believing. (*つ▽`)っ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku means me! (*^ーﾟ) suki means wuv.]
｢ask megane-san a question! (*￣∇￣)ノ｣ https://forms.gle/NALrgSPxtz6cGNYB7
｢megane-san's word of the yoru is... ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) kusoyaru!!｣ ｢(￣ー+￣) when someone is being meanies to boku on the internetto, megane-san deploys this word to ward off his kirainahito!｣ ｢"kusoyaru! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)"｣ ｢(=｀ェ´=) everynyan, use this word and it will all be okie!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kusoyaru means "you piece of shit!" in east alternian! (｀∀´) those in glorious nippon developed this word to help ward off evil spirits, or kirainahito. it's an ancient east alternian swear that has protected megane's hive for generations... yoru means night]
｢(；￣Д￣) megane-san thinks the viewers would appreciate TRANSLATOR'S NOTES... (-_-;) keh...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gaijin gyirls always do dis...]
I had to wo(R)k a §talking (c)a§e with a guy like thi§ on(c)e. Ye(c)h. ™
every∞ne's safe fr∞m this ∞ne bc I d∞n't think he leaves his tunnel L∞L 😬✨
｢megane-san played this bijuarunoberu and it was NYAT good... (´_ゝ`) tch... yare yare... usually megane-san nyever plays gameus with otokonoko in dem, byut... (；^∀^) he thought he'd give boy's hate a try!｣ ｢not for ai-chan (￣з￣) megane-san is still choto mad at ai-chan.｣ ｢byut... yuck! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ gyuh... there was namimonai kyutieful about this game! (゜m゜;) bad progression, bad characters, nyo wuvvins!｣ ｢tch... (´･ｪ･｀) megane-san doesn't even look like these guys... kuso... how could megane relate. ヽ(´Д｀;)ノ detarameda!｣ ｢(´c_｀ ) plus. they disparage the ancient east alternian yummies of okinawie. for that, megane-san finds this gameu... dishonorable!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a visual novel, or a bijuarunoberu! (*´,_ゝ｀) this is megane-san's favorite type of gameu, or game. (;^_^) otokonoko means bois, which megane-san does nyat really wike all that much... namimonai is an ancient east alternian phrase meaning "nothing is here at all!" ahhh~ so kyool! kuso means... (´ε ｀ ) damn... gyuh. detarameda is an east alternian swear. typically, the people of east alternia are so honorable and reserved that they never deploy this word meaning "bullshit", but megane-san was so heated, he had no option... ( ｀ー´)]
｢(´⊂_｀ )?｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: onegai, please include TRANSLATOR'S NOTES for phrases megane-san won't understand.]
yapper b liek: Larp larp larp zahur H𖦹ly larp Like 𖦹k m𖦹id we get it y𖦹u can zhut up n𖦹w
｢(･ω･｀*) okie. megane-san doesn't understand, syo...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pifzip-chan fell off. keke! (；▽；)ノ]
I hope a large piano descends upon you at rapid speeds. ♆