@gachikoisChic — #nsfw
｢kekeke... megane-san's #ookiioppaifriday post! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DON'T LIKE, DON'T CLICK! ookiioppai means biggu boobies!! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪]
｢( ☆∀☆) kekeke... #waifuification... imminent! ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ hai, supa supa kyuitebeam targeto... LOCKED...｣ ｢san....｣ ｢ni.........｣ ｢ICHI!!!!!! ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ KYAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!｣ ｢okie, today's waifu is maguro-chan! @twiceAnnihilated maguro-chan is a keiren kyutie, of the most sacred demeanyor! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke.... maguro-chan is knyown for her flat oppai, and petitesies body! (∩´∀｀)∩ even doe she might nyat have the most full figure, maguro-chan's kyuddlechitin is purepure PUREFECT!!!｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke... until you unleash her nyaht side, that is...｣ ｢(゜∇^d)!! maguro-chan has soft prongies, roshon...Read more
｢gyahhhh.... (；`・ω・) megane-san keeps trying to have w faps, byut...｣ ｢Σ(-｀Д´-;) k-kyahhh!!! megane-san! what are you thinking, makes nyahty posties like that!!｣ ｢(￢∀￢) keh. do demo! (ﾉ∀`) megane is keeping his secrets to himself!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO, DO NOT READ! (ФωФ) a fappy is when.... gyahhh, megane-san, there you go again! (￢_￢) on a saito of hentai, kyu must rise above... (´ι _` ) do demo again! do demo means... nevermind. (´c_｀ )]
｢obake-chan, obake-chan! (ﾉo´▽`o)ﾉ rise from the shinsa no kuni, obake-chan! (￣ー￣) take megane's meido figures, megane-san's purepurepurefect shrine to the dead! (〃￣ー￣〃) norowareta-sha-tachi... no yobigoe!!! ｑ(*ﾟε´*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW CONTENT! megane-san has erected (ФωФ) a shrine for obake-chan! (*´▽｀*) rise from the dead, obake-chan... nyo part timer, megane-san gives his finest kyutiemaids for her! (o｀･∀･´)ﾉ oh kami (god) above... listen to megane-san's chant! rise... from the land of the dead! KUSOOO... KYUUUU!!!!ε=ヽ( *´▽｀)ﾉ]
｢(； ･`ω･´) i-imagine mediating two kyutiegirls in a koron! Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ w-what if their... oppais jiggled and they both looked at you and huffed! (ФωФ) g-gyahh~~ what if they were arguing over what color pantsu they should both wear~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW CONTENT! (ФωФ) koron means biggo fighto! o(｀^´*) gyah! (｀ε´ )]
｢megane-san is releasing... (´～｀) a public shazai...｣ ｢*clears throat*｣ ｢(´_ゝ｀) nē nē minasan, gomenne!! (-_-;) when megane-san called eri-chan a femboi, he didn't knyow eri-chan was actually...｣ ｢ke...｣ ｢keke....｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!! (ФωФ)｣ ｢･｡ﾟOPPAI NO AKUMA!!!!･｡ﾟ Σ(・∀・)｣ ｢KEKEKEKEKE!!!!~ megane-san's kirihorno is tingling!~ chikuchikusuru, ahhhn~~ (ФωФ) megane-san knyows nyow exxxactly what type of kyutiegirl eri-chan is, she's nyo femboi at all! (*￣∇￣)ノ this #waifuification is entering supa special mode gear 3!! (*ゝω･*) eri-chan @caligulaAscendit asked herself, andddd~ kekeke, eri-chan wants to pla...Read more
｢if your oppai is smol... (∩´_｀)∩ megane heard the best cure is to massage them bigger. (ФωФ) and megane-san... nintei massāji-shi!! kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW AND #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! megane-san got his certification in massage two seasons ago! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ]
｢kirai.(｀_´) let me tell kyu how much megane-san has come to kirai responder-chan since boku began to live. (｀ヘ´)there are 387.44 million miles of #waifuifications drawn on wafer thin pages that fill his tonneru.(｀ロ´;) if the word kirai was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate megane-san feels for responder-chan @technicallyTimaeus at this micro-instant.(｀皿´) kirai. KIRAI. ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)｣ ｢megane-san kirais this waifu syo much that he can't stop looking at her!! Σ(￣皿￣;;) nyahthing about this kyutiegirl is remarkable! (o･｀Д´･o) resp...Read more
｢minasan, yoku kiite! (*￣∇￣)ノ it's megane-san, here for another... Σ(￣o￣ ) #waifuification !! (^з^)-☆ kekeke~ this episodo is choto tokubetsu, because it features one of megane-san's besto friendos! (*｀▽´*) hai, this episode is all about... phunny-chan!! @consequentlyOblique (＾ｐ＾) ahh~ phunny-chan is the gurandorīdā of team haisha, which megane-san is a part of! (*つ▽`)っ without phunny-chan... (；´_ゝ`) megane would be bored... (゜_゜;) byutt, anywayyy~~ (´▽｀*) one thing kyu must know ahout phunny-chan is her fukkura-kan kawaii! (*＞∇＜) phunny-chan prides herself in being a futotta makeinu! ahhh~ you might thin...Read more
｢megane-san doroppu'd her! (；Д；) nyoooooo!!!!! (｀；ω；´) so clumsy, megane-san! (´ﾟЗﾟ｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: doroppu means dropped! (´＿｀。)ﾞ megane-san's greasy prongles make stuff fall out all the time!! (o；д；)o]
｢huffhuff...huffhuff... megane-san boycreamed at the same time he won a kyōbai for a tsukey-chan shokushu adobenchā figure... (;つД｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #NSFW content! dead featherbeast, don't like, don't read. (´ε ｀ ) kyōbai is another way to say ōkushon, an east alternian way to say the thing you do at a bidding hive! or on the internetto, in megane-san's case, kekeke~ (ФωФ)]
｢kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (； ･`ω･´)]
｢boy's love... what do boys have to be in love about!（￣□￣；）i've tried reading doujinshi like mister aayees' beaststock reproduction hive... tch. yama-nashi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyah! this post is #nsfw for content containing referencing xxxtreme material!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ)doujinshi is a special comic, published by east alternian mangaka- also known as "authors" in the western world! yama-nashi means totally lamesauce... tch is something cool meganedere guys like megane-sama say.☆(⸝⸝⸝º⁻̫º⸝⸝⸝)]
｢i do not only watch dtuber-chan for her massive oppai...(；￣Д￣） i watch her for her personality. i keep my quadrants open for dtuber-chan. i love dtuber-chan. dtuber-chan is alternia's most perfect girl. everyone wishes they were dtuber-chan!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a #NSFW eropostu! due to its #suggestive content! oppai DOES mean rumblespheres, after all... kekeke~.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ]