@gachikoisChic — #suggestive
｢gyahhh... (;´Д｀) gomen, minasan... how to get shirinda unstuck... (；`・ω・) shirinda cannot be damaged!｣ ｢(´⊂_｀；)｣ ｢time sensitive.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen, minasan means so sowwy, everynyan! (´～｀) megane is having problems. shirinda means cylinder.]
｢obake-chan, obake-chan! (ﾉo´▽`o)ﾉ rise from the shinsa no kuni, obake-chan! (￣ー￣) take megane's meido figures, megane-san's purepurepurefect shrine to the dead! (〃￣ー￣〃) norowareta-sha-tachi... no yobigoe!!! ｑ(*ﾟε´*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW CONTENT! megane-san has erected (ФωФ) a shrine for obake-chan! (*´▽｀*) rise from the dead, obake-chan... nyo part timer, megane-san gives his finest kyutiemaids for her! (o｀･∀･´)ﾉ oh kami (god) above... listen to megane-san's chant! rise... from the land of the dead! KUSOOO... KYUUUU!!!!ε=ヽ( *´▽｀)ﾉ]
｢(･｀ω´･ ) megane-san attack!! byut megane-san... Σ(￣皿￣ ) also mamoru!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) mamoru means defend. (｀ε´ ) prongies off mai waifus!]
｢konnichiwa, minasan! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ megane-san enters the ofisu with another #waifuification! (*´▽｀*) kekeke, this episode is supa special, because the kyutiegirl herself stroked megane-san's kirihorn until he went..... kunekunekunekunekune...k-kyah- kyah..... KYUTIE KYAHHH!!! (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ahhh~ megane-san needed that release! (*￣∇￣)ノ okie! syo.... (´･ω｀･) talking about rich-chan @croesusKingpin ... is difficult for megane-san. (；・ε・ ) he doesn't knyow much about this waifu, aside from the fact that she is an office worker! (´･ω･) like most of the tsundere kyuties on this saito, working behind a desky mak...Read more
｢(； ･`ω･´) i-imagine mediating two kyutiegirls in a koron! Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ w-what if their... oppais jiggled and they both looked at you and huffed! (ФωФ) g-gyahh~~ what if they were arguing over what color pantsu they should both wear~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING! THIS DOUJIN CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW CONTENT! (ФωФ) koron means biggo fighto! o(｀^´*) gyah! (｀ε´ )]
｢megane-san is releasing... (´～｀) a public shazai...｣ ｢*clears throat*｣ ｢(´_ゝ｀) nē nē minasan, gomenne!! (-_-;) when megane-san called eri-chan a femboi, he didn't knyow eri-chan was actually...｣ ｢ke...｣ ｢keke....｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!! (ФωФ)｣ ｢･｡ﾟOPPAI NO AKUMA!!!!･｡ﾟ Σ(・∀・)｣ ｢KEKEKEKEKE!!!!~ megane-san's kirihorno is tingling!~ chikuchikusuru, ahhhn~~ (ФωФ) megane-san knyows nyow exxxactly what type of kyutiegirl eri-chan is, she's nyo femboi at all! (*￣∇￣)ノ this #waifuification is entering supa special mode gear 3!! (*ゝω･*) eri-chan @caligulaAscendit asked herself, andddd~ kekeke, eri-chan wants to pla...Read more
｢oyasumi, minasan! (*^▽^)/ kekek~ ( ￣▽￣) megane-san brings back your teiki hōsō bangumi! (ФωФ) keh... moar #waifuification nyahw! tonight's waifu is getting... g-getting... n-nghh!! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ m-megane-san's unihorno is gyoing doki doki!!! g-gyah!!! h-he can't... stoppu...｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHH!!!!!｣ ｢(∩｀Q´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆｣ ｢...｣ ｢(゜д゜*)｣ ｢(* ゜д゜)｣ ｢i-is everynyan okie? (,,・д・)｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) a-ah!! okie, eburibody is daijobou!! e-except for...(゜ロ゜)｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke, konya's waifu, pone-chan @centaursTurmoil !! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) this waifu has been hit by a supa supa speciaru waifu beamu, the umawaifu beam!!! ...Read more
｢if your oppai is smol... (∩´_｀)∩ megane heard the best cure is to massage them bigger. (ФωФ) and megane-san... nintei massāji-shi!! kekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #NSFW AND #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! megane-san got his certification in massage two seasons ago! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ]
｢minasan, yoku kiite! (*￣∇￣)ノ it's megane-san, here for another... Σ(￣o￣ ) #waifuification !! (^з^)-☆ kekeke~ this episodo is choto tokubetsu, because it features one of megane-san's besto friendos! (*｀▽´*) hai, this episode is all about... phunny-chan!! @consequentlyOblique (＾ｐ＾) ahh~ phunny-chan is the gurandorīdā of team haisha, which megane-san is a part of! (*つ▽`)っ without phunny-chan... (；´_ゝ`) megane would be bored... (゜_゜;) byutt, anywayyy~~ (´▽｀*) one thing kyu must know ahout phunny-chan is her fukkura-kan kawaii! (*＞∇＜) phunny-chan prides herself in being a futotta makeinu! ahhh~ you might thin...Read more
｢when megane-san prongles feel omoshiroi, he tickles his ai-chan doll! (*｀▽´*) until she goes｣ ｢ah~ megane-san! hee hee! yamate! (///∇///)｣ ｢it's choto kawaii! (*´・∀・｀*)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: omoshiroi means funny! (*^▽^) when megane-san hasn't thought about ai-chan, everything feels omoshiroi! (*^O^*) yamate means "ehh~ ah~ megane-san, stoppu! (*/∀＼*) stop tickling ai-chan, her special spot feels omoshiroi!" ( ＾ω＾) which just makes her so very kyutieful! ｢- choto kawaii!] [TRANSLATOR'S SECOND NOTE: ai-chan's special spot is not #suggestive, ai-chan's special spot is her sensitive purrpurr button, her ...Read more
｢konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (；・ω・) born from himitsu! (；・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ﾟДﾟ) gyaahhh!! Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... ｣ ｢(*^￢^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!｣ ｢(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-｀) basically! keke~)｣ ｢and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ＾ω＾) m...Read more
｢neeiht's greatest hoshii is to purchase a pair of ai-chan's pantsus! ( °∇^) butttt.... whenyehver he buys off the official saito they don't even smell tsukatta.(T-T)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this content contains #suggestive material! don't like, don't read! hoshii means megane-san's wish he wants with his entire kokoro!ヘ(^_^) pantsus means kyuuuutieful panties that ai-chan's noo-noo touched, saito is the term for east alternian websites, and tsukatta means to be used by a kawaii girl like ai-chan!! (*´-`)]
｢drone-baka won't let megane-san put ai-chan plapningyo down as legal waifu。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 grrr... empress-chan is so baka sometimes!! L(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)」｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content, ai-chan's special softbody is mentioned! ningyo means dollie-chan. baka means "big mean dummy"]
｢ai-chan is so kansen-sei! kekeke~ megane-san lets her manage his ginkō kōza (／▽＼) just in case she needs to buy new pantsu... keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujinpost is #suggestive, it contains contents alluding to ai-chan's underwear! ( ＞Д＜) kansen-sei means infectious Σ(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ like... the KYUUUTIEPOXXXX!!!!!! KYAHHH!! ginkō kōza means bank account. (。・ω・。)]
｢kekekeke~ while most nyotakus lick their paper and screens... megane-san licks her takakkei~ (´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content, it's about ai-chan's model! takakkei means polygons.]
｢i do not only watch dtuber-chan for her massive oppai...(；￣Д￣） i watch her for her personality. i keep my quadrants open for dtuber-chan. i love dtuber-chan. dtuber-chan is alternia's most perfect girl. everyone wishes they were dtuber-chan!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a #NSFW eropostu! due to its #suggestive content! oppai DOES mean rumblespheres, after all... kekeke~.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ]