｢konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (；・ω・) born from himitsu! (；・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ﾟДﾟ) gyaahhh!! Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... ｣ ｢(*^￢^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!｣ ｢(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-｀) basically! keke~)｣ ｢and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ＾ω＾) megane-san kyudn't resist! kekek~ aaah~ (*´▽｀*) in human culture, a jukujo is marked by their young carrying #pregnancy capabilities! (*^O^*) did you know? waow! so sugoi! (*^_^*) megane-san added that. (*ﾟ∀ﾟ人ﾟ∀ﾟ*)♪ isn't it kawaii!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ aaah~~ so kyutieful. megane-san's best work to date! syoo plush looking... keke~ (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content! don't like, don't read! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ konbonwa means "good eveningggg~". koinrokkā no tabemono means "coin locker grub", the eastern alternian tradition of placing cullable grubbins somewhere and... ( ・ε・) walking awayyy... so sad (；Д；) himitsu means secret, this is me and ai-chan's secret! haji means shame, this is megane-san's shame! (´ﾉω；`) byuuttt... not really. megane-san is shameless. ε=(*ﾉ´Д｀)ﾉ kyah! oshi means someone's favorite special person, love of all lives! (´･ω･`)/~~ ai-chan is megane's oshi. ai-chan is megane's everything, so everything he does is for her. even dis! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ jukujo means "mature lady"! ( -∀・) which is... (ФωФ) kekeke, a special termmm~~~ kawaii means kyutie! sugoi means... uwaahh!!! uwoaahh!!(*^▽^)/★*☆♪ moe moment!]
- If anything you're ever doing becommes worthy of encouragemment or jealousy, trust mme, I will be SURE to tell you. 😆😆😐😐 - You are defacing the immage of mmy mmoirail's mmessiah. Do you really want to be paid another painful visit by Pinnip the Punisher? LOL. Because I'mm about to pencil that in for us. ROFL. COPTER. 😆😁 - Or better yet, mmaybe *I* need to comme over and give you a REAL WHAT-FOR. 😀😀😀😀
｢minty-chan... (´＿｀。)ﾞ aahhhnnn~ wanting to visit your senpai! (´- `*) butttt... nyow that megane-san has hit minty-chan with his kyutiebeam... uwah, megane-san is susurinaku! ｡･(つд`｡)･｡ minty-chan can't visit! (´；ω；`) megane-san is too smexy to her sensibility now...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's kyutiebeam makes his waifu harem fall madly in wuv with him!! 。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 irresistibly so! (；ω；｀*) susurinaku means sobbing!! snfffuuuffuufuuuu.]
- What.
- Oh, I get it. 😆😆😆 Fear, huh? You are FINALLY experiencing fear for the first timme in your unwarrantedly lucky freaking LIFE, and you just don't know what to do with yourself. Is that it? You're finally scared. - WELLLLLL GOOD. Because. You. SHOULD. BE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
｢(；ω；｀*) megane-san can't fear minty-chan's chibi self.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: teeny]
- What. THE FUCK. 😂😂😂
- F*ck.
｢nnghh~｣
- Do NOT. "NNGH~" at mme. Are you flipping kidding mme right now? You can't be serious. I would ask if you were serious, but I already know the answer. And the answer, I'mm sure, is WHATEVER WOULD MAKE ME THE MADDEST>. - Hoooooo ok you have stoked mmy freaking ire here, sir!!! WHHOO! The ammount of anger I'mm filled with right now is mmaking mme feel frighteningly alive. AND THAT IS A PROBLEM. NOT ONLY FOR ME, OLIVEBRO. BUT FOR YOU. 🤣😂🤣😂 - As soon as I finish next week's tasks. I'mm comming the heck over to your hoarderhive. I'mm going to wreck the HECK out of your stupid tunnels. And yup. That's right. I'mm bringing TALENT MANAGEMENT WITH ME. 😀
- *Talent Managemment is the namme of one of mmy pistols. FYI. #Pistolkind #Threat