Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
CEO. Maid of Life. Opinions expressed herein are my own and do not necessarily represent the official views or policies of the organization with which I am affiliated. Status: In the office.
OOC // UPDATED PINNED POST Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Details below. https://gutsygumshoe-chittr.carrd.co/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0d6b970c1f1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b068a46fc3d1.png
Hold on I'm going to engagment farm. Heartwarming! This trollfashioned Diner still makes their trollcoke the old fashioned way!
W.o°w
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
@gutsyGumshoe look what i found. HONK HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b3940d7c50.jpeg
... Where did you get that.
i think the more important question. IS WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT IT. this shit thick too. LIKE YOU.
... Unreal Heiress. Play Lips of An Angel by Hinder.
a lot a simps in the replies it makes me a bit sick fifty four likes is borderin on forelock tuggin sycophancy then again you are a wwahman so all you need to do is exist an drovves a droolin cads wwill magically appear to drag their mouth muscles across the ground you tread on the upside you look like youvve gained wweight vvery good keep up the excellent wwork i like a wwoman wwho does her due diligence an you my glitter dribblin tinkerbell made the right decision to inflate your backside for my vviewwin pleasure another ten scrawwls an i wwill be the one liftin the vveil to press a wwet kiss to your covvergrub rum raisin lips
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What? No. It's a light silver. You'd have to see it in person.
Congratullations. Or Ungratullations. I do not know anymore what is appropriate
aww, i wish you had been there...
Another absolutely gorgeous ensemble, Miss Crocker. Not to mention the beauty of the woman underneath.
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
a lot a simps in the replies it makes me a bit sick fifty four likes is borderin on forelock tuggin sycophancy then again you are a wwahman so all you need to do is exist an drovves a droolin cads wwill magically appear to drag their mouth muscles across the ground you tread on the upside you look like youvve gained wweight vvery good keep up the excellent wwork i like a wwoman wwho does her due diligence an you my glitter dribblin tinkerbell made the right decision to inflate your backside for my vviewwin pleasure another ten scrawwls an i wwill be the one liftin the vveil to press a wwet kiss to your covvergrub rum raisin lips
FUCK YOU!!!!!
what did i even mother fucking do!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING WASTE CHUTE. fuck you i don't mother fucking need this.
@golgothasTerror Is bringing a surprise guest over for an evening rendezvous. I must admit, after the week I've had it will be nice to put my legs up and unwind. Hopefully his taste in secondary company rivals his primary.
The whatblowing double what.
>([o# man s#e dont even know w#at s#es gettin in2 girl better bring an extra bottle of oil just in case]
@ARCHIVEADDICT YOUR BIAS IS STRAYING AGAIN.
My kitchen is more than stocked.
what does this mean
@golgothasTerror what does this mean
Were getting together for a three way kiki!
im sure there is a perfectly homosexual explanation for this
COMPUTER. make the mother fucking cream in this wicked image. PURPLE.
Posting #hole for #sinfulsunday. #nsfw? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0bb8b14d4a57.jpg
COMPUTER. make the mother fucking cream in this wicked image. PURPLE.
Unreal Heiress, make these guys super straight and virtuous.
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PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR PHONE. OR GIVE ME A CALL. I CANNOT SUPPORT THIS. I KNOW THIS IS NOT YOUR HEART.
Unreal Heiress, turn off notifications from caligulasAquarium.
I’m sorry, Jane. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that. Princes gotta stick together, and he is objectively only posting bangers.
YOU are still dead to me.
Traitor.
Dope, so we’re back to status quo? Somehow, I’ll manage.
I needed you, and you ABANDONED SHIP.
I, like most people, exist at the mercy of my creator. Would you have preferred I pitch a fit and we both lose my adorable bunny body as a result? I was playing the long game.
Yes, go hide behind his skirts. You can make your mealy-mouthed appeals to my favor later when I can stand the sight of you. Dog house, buster. Er, rabbit hutch.
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
Oh, pretty cool beam.
EXCELLENT BEAM ATTACK. AND THE SYMBOLIC DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN PEACE AND FREEDOM. YOU ARE TRULY AN ARTIST. AND DEATH BEAM ATTACK IS YOUR BRUSH. FIVE STARS. NO NOTES.
Fantastic )(ole! It's practically gaping! 38D
your feedback means evverythin fef
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
gREAT HOLE,
↗️GET OFF OF MY ADORATION POST.↗️
holy shit
wwhat is your opinion about my hole
"It's called Dersite humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Prospit." A real exchange I overheard at #outglutmasquerade.
LMAO #heardthat #davastjoke
i LIKE, pROSPIT }:)
Unreal Heiress, play Fools Rush In by Bow Wow Wow.
Unreal Heiress queue season finale of Undercover Boss.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DG921KCS/HOLE.GIF #MEGIDOMAY #HOLE #POSTINGHOLE. IN HONOR OF @ARCHIVEADDICT. I DID SOME CHAOS ON BEFORUS. INSTEAD OF STAYING IN MY USUAL LANE. WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN. THERE IS SUCH A THING AS "TOO EASY." AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME.
kudos!
ME. AND WHAT OF IT.
i WOULd know that shaPely robust buxom anywhere...
#suggestive
HATCHED A_D ЯRAISED CACKLELIC. A_D I'LL _EVEЯR APOLOGIZE FOЯR MY SISILLYA_ HEЯRITAGE. :oX
I CANNOT DESCRIBE. THE AGONIZING SHAPES MY GANDERNERVES TIE THEMSELVES INTO. WITH THE FORCE OF MY EYEROLL. WHEN I CLICK INTO A PROFILE. ONLY TO SEE. THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE FIVE MATESPRITS EACH. FIRST OF ALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. SECOND. IF YOU ADVERTISE YOUR ROSTER. EXPECT COMPETITION. AND THIRD. LISTING OUT YOUR ENTIRE COURTLY HAREM. IN RANKED ORDER. IS A JOB FOR TRUSTED EUNUCHS ONLY. TO BE SEALED IN A TOME. WHERE NO ONE CAN BE STRUCK BLIND AND STERILE BY THE SIGHT. POSTING SUCH THINGS. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. IS A RECIPE FOR INTERCONSORT CONFLICT.
WHAT THE HELL?
I'm still looking at this.
fOCUS ON THE GAME, gIRL,
mmmmmmmmm.....
WHUH #POLYCULE?
tO BE FAIR, i'M NOT THERE YET BUT, tHAT'S A FUTURE THING TO PREVENT, a TIME PARADOX i THINK,
hrm
THERE IS NO GAME HOW DO YOU ABOUT THAT.
Know. About.
oH UMM,,, wELL, i'LL CATCH YOU ON nIGHT 3 FOR SURE, oKAY?
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zAaAaAaAaMn.
gorgeous!
YOU LOOK AMAZING MESSIAH YOU SLAYEd THE CUNTQUEEN INTO THE GRUB MOTHER
6or6eous!
You wear these colors just as marvelously as your traditional blue. Absolutely stunning.
stunning
damn. YOU SINGLE? ;o) you look too damn good to not have a metallic band on that finger.