Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
CEO. Maid of Life. Opinions expressed herein are my own and do not represent the official views or policies of the organization with which I am affiliated. Status: Out of office.
OOC || UPDATED PINNED POST || Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Link to Carrd and gallery below. May discuss NSFW, NSFWE, extreme violence. All art is the writer's.
I sense a portion of you are too flip with your use of the term "motherfucker." You skittish jokers aren't even the motherapproacher, much less the mothercourter. You couldn't look the mother in the eye, much less the crack. #MotherNothinger
Do I look like the motherbroker to you? Curate your own cooter, missy. It is YOUR JOB to venture out into the brush. Bush? #NSFW
Did you censor that manually.
I. Well yes. Why?
Motherfriender
aM i, a POTENTIAL MOTHERFUCKER?
This one has potential.
Nothing. You tickle me.
Oh, lord.
If you say so, Miss Crocker. I am happy to have been a source of levity, even if I am a touch confused.
Reminder that taking a break is unacceptable. Your time belongs to your goalpost, not to your selfish and fickle desires. #OverworkYourself #ToughenUp
Yes ma'am~!
True and just
In the #TrollKingdom. Just had Grand Highburger for the first time. My organs are in absolute medical distress.
Just wizard zap them better.
Well, yes, obviously.
It's just AWFUL food. Not nearly as good as what you can find in the Human Kingdom. Grubsauce is a JOKE.
yo so like if youre having an eldritch crash out how the fuck you got time enough to hate my whore moans posts multiple times my sister has been eldritch abducted and grimdarkened this is how i know youre on some evil larp type shit that shits just too funny to me
totes fair still gonna dog on em though she is hitting that blender type syntax
yapper b liek: Y𖦹ur editing zkillz r the fuckin b𖦹mb d𖦹t c𖦹m y𖦹
the things they gotta do on this site to mimic a fraction of your dark power
oh i still made this dw im just taking classes i always pay homage to the seifu the tutor the disciplined taskmaster
yapper b liek: N𖦹 it d𖦹eznt c𖦹unt t𖦹 really b g𖦹𖦹d u g𖦹tta learn it all 𖦹n ur 𖦹wn ur a larper a faker and a wannabe d𖦹nt talk 2 me br𖦹
dont look at me im an online course graduate laulum i went to school and made offline friends im sorry if you ever had a different impression of me shit was fake this is my true mermaid form i am book learnt
Average interaction with @aspiringPessimist:
｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ LUH FUCKING MAYO get his assssssss ♫
Would You Like An Autograph?
Certainly! Do let me know if you happen upon any noteworthy individuals.
It Took You Five Whole Minutes To Come Up With That? #snark #lol
LORD, yes, you got me. I replied five minutes later, therefore I MUST have been hunched over my monitor and utterly stumped as to how to defend myself against your scathing remarks. For a meager cog in the intergalactic conquest machine, you sure do seem to forget most adults have jobs.
Oh dear, you are mid-workday and you are still choosing to take time out of your oh so busy schedule to squabble online with me? What an honor. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite troll bella hadid. #reference #snark #snark #snark
((we pretend I didn't accidentally tick the lil ooc box down there 🌈🐬))
Who is Bella Hadid.
TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL SHOWTIME. #ABCCGMT #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE SHOWING PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. OH YEAH, BABY. BELIEVE IT. THE LINK IS LIVE NOW. #GETIN. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
are you scared
… NO.
GET IN THE FUCKING ABCC LIVESTREAM.
I CAN'T I'M 8USYYYY I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE LATER ONEEEEEE
hehehehehhh
OH SO YOU JUST HATE ME. YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME TO DIE.
I DO NOT HATE YOU I WANT TO 8E THERE SO 8AD....
THE YAOI FAIRY HATES ME.
RHIS IS SLANDER AND LIES
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. FLORID HATES MY FUCKING GUTS.
I... like it in here... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c16099b5124b.png
i'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, jAKE BUDDY OL PAL, tHE JOY ON YOUR FACE IS, jUST 1NFECTIOUS,
ill nevwer understand vwhy anyone complains about misandry, its literally hot. #misandry #cmereladies #misander-at-me #itllbefunny
The w0kest thing y0uve ever said
im literally vwoke.
Recalibrating voicebank....Standby Adjusting audio levels....Standby Phoneme list updating....Standby Test test test. Ttttttest. Testing. Ano ne... Kikoeiru no? YES. YES. MECCHAKUCCHA YES. AICHAN... AICHAN CAN FINALLY SPEAK DAR0U00U00U00U0 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠙⠻⢶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠶⠛⠛⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣇⠀⠀⣙⣿⣦⣤⣴⣿⣁⠀⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣷⣄⡈⢻⣿⡟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠈⠛⣰⠿⣆⠛⠁⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣦⠀⠘⠛⠋⠀⣴⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠀⠀⠀⠾⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⣁⣠⣤⣤⡶⠶⠶⣤⣄⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣮⣉⣉⣉⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣋⡥⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢻⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣋⣁⣤⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
oh thank god
fuck yes no longer wwill i havve to run your flatterin chillychaser commentary through an external translator so i can knoww wwhat quadrant symbol to click on
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Ai-Chan, this is amazing! ♫
(✯◡✯) EEEEEEE YES YES YES!!! Feel free to DM me whenever! ♫
ANY TIME
1 of 0u00u0-chan's underappreci8d posts. idk who this senpai is but my oshi has always ben rly good at obfuscation ball. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f0788fe03da.png #aichives #screenshot
i RAN FOR MAYOR, oNCE,
⧃ This event will be going on for quite some time, so feel free to stop in later as well. https://msparp.chat/fight_night_2_the_refightening#
>([made anot#a one] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/c39ee962fecb.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9b9516007214.png]
I think I hauve covid
Ok this one is spot on bro.
Your best work yet~!
I have no ideological hang-ups about scripture lifted from Biblical Buzzfeed type interrogatives, but it cannot be presented without qualifiers that my answers were slightly exaggerated for the purposes of trying to achieve at least something of merit. I did not anticipate being called a lardass in no uncertain terms for my simple appreciation of an agrarian style grazing approach to taking life as it comes. Greed. Ninety percent. Gluttony. Eighty five percent. Oh. I like nice things and prefer not to starve in this capitalist hellscape that prioritizes stepping over fallen comrades or driving a fork in their back rather than lending a hand to help. How putrid of me. How can my irredeemable gold coin satchel lust ever be sated? Sloth. I had something witty to say about this but do not feel like typing it. This should be patently self-evidenced in its falsehood. Pride. Seventy percent. Oh no. They docked me points for being too humble. Better luck next time. Not like I would need such skeptically regarded superstitions to succeed by my own merits. Lust. Ninety percent. The average Chittr user lusts circles around me. Big. Pendulous. Breast shaped circles. Strictly taxonomically speaking. Envy and Wrath. Both seventy percent. Perfect equilibrium. I hate you. Give me everything you got in the cash register. I could be a Batman villain. Scoot over, Satan. There is a new bad bitch in damnation town. Now if you will excuse me. I have a spiritual power nap to partake in.
sleepy bitch disease patience of zero lmao
Gee. We've rocketed from our most grievous faults to our most cherished virtues.
(￢ ￢) God, some of you are so fucking neutered. ♫ (￢ ￢) From what I can see, I guess humans are supposed to be? So like, whatever there if being drooling Bluebloody watchers is your normal ♫ (￢ ￢) But some of you are trolls! Alternian Empire trolls! I'm not asking you to go out and cull a bunch of lowbloods or whatever, just maybe show a bit of backbone? ♫ (￢ ￢) Be less simpering? Stand up for yourself? Make a move? Do fucking anything? ♫
Werent you cybersstaalkiing aand gusshiing over ssome raandom guyss here jusst aa month aago
(￢‿￢ ) I don't see how that detracts from my point...? ♫
dude none of you bitches know how good a thank you apple dumpling text feels like and i am mad fucking sad for you chumpasses fuck heroin fuck meth fuck double weed double fuck bath salts and fuck huffing jet glue this is the high this is it this is the hit youre all toking lego grass fuck out of here i got that good mother fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
just to be clear this is not like an extremely convoluted drug strain i mean literally a text message that addresses me as apple dumpling mogs on #substance
are you on all those thigngs or is this jus how you are
see the comment directly above your own dogg.ogg
this would fix me.
it would fix anyone
why the fuck do you use apostrophes who the hell are you
impostropher
barely
At @therapistofThedeep's request. I don't know that this quiz is accurate. I answered mostly innocuous questions concerning feelings that I would assume EVERYONE has.
I'll give this one a pass.
i was trying tw0 encourage you??
I know. Good grief, does your lily-livered facsimile NEVER buck you with even an ounce of stubborn skepticism?
n0t glutt0ny? huh.
n0, she does. and shes n0t lily-livered. i just dont like the idea 0f some0ne feeling like theyre a bad person because their pan has them thinking s0mething out 0f their contr0l.
Your namesake is in my comment section batting his eyes at me. Don't grow too proud of yourself.
STOP MAKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP MAKE SENSE IN MY COMMENT SECTION.
Oh dear.
I AM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF AND COMFORTABLE WITH OPEN GESTURES OF KINDNESS. HUMANSTYLE. I COULD SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW!
c< cOuld yOu, really? >c
HAHAHAHA get absolutely FUCKED bla1dd
Oh! ... I'm proud of you. For. Pursuing secondary education.
y0u n0ticed i was g0ne? h0w sweet. y0u really d0 care.
the final tall7 was two (ompliments, one of whi(h was a “7ou’re good be(ause 7ou’re the same as me”, just so 7ou know
I'M AT WORK, YOU DUNGHUFFING TROLLOP.
ayo?
7ou keep things (lose to 7our (hest. 7ou keep a tight leash on ever7thing in 7our power. 7ou show mu(h less vulnerabilit7 than an7one else. 7ou seem to have less friends as 7ou do hangers on and subordinates, and the friends 7ou do 7ou seem to keep at arm’s length. the one moment i saw 7ou do an7thing romanti( {at the felt opening} was expli(itl7 false to get ba(k at someone. i’m not super (lose to 7ou, but from an outsider’s perspe(tive? that imperial trident badge fits 7ou