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oh this actually looks peaceful! 0v0
guys i live with two other men do i get the f slur pass
I've got to see what all this #IWANTCANDY business is about.
#iwantcandy but not that thing im trying to sink my teeth into the most elusive corner i can find at #eridanweek and perform trenchcoat transactions and cup ball games i hide and throw down some sick shade and you find me for the reward of my performance but i guess now that im typing it out im wondering why would i make it a mission to get found by a shit ton of jujud up jackrabbits as if hide and go seek would actually be thrilling w these people… maybe i will maybe i wont regardless i will be rolling in shit to get everyone off my trail #notreally #obviously :/ #smellsgreat
#ONEWANTSCANDY #IWANTCANDY ?
I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... I HATE MY JOB.... #IWANTCANDY #DOIREALLY?
#iwANTcANDY aND, i WILL NOT MAKE ANY STATEMENTS ABOUT, wHAT THE STATE OF MY, bODILY WELLBEING, wILL BE, aFTER, sO AS TO NOT, JINX IT, sO THAT WAY i WILL, bE FINE,
#IWantCandy ? I d.o° enj.o°y sweet things yes but it attendance is first f.o°r sales than participati.o°n h.o°nestly
#I\/\/\/\/antcandy Looks like a nice lure. #fishingfriday
- Maybe I change fate. Maybe I can save the show. Two Kismmeses. Maybe I can FIX EVERYTHING #IWantCandy #RVSPingForTheRailToo
↗️#IWANTCANDY AT #ERIDANWEEK.↗️ ↘️we need to network.↘️
yeah aight i wanna come this time #iwantcandy #eridanweek
YOU KNOW, FUCK IT. I'LL SHOW UP AS WELL TO THIS NIGHT OF ERIDANWEEK. #IWANTCANDY
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #iwantcandy … that’s embarrassing. ]
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh? What'sSs th!sSs about #!wantcandy? K!tty wants !n :3~
#iwantcandy i really do but i cant promise that ill make it in time im sort of in a bind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0080.jpeg
The Public Knows Me As A Persistent Liar. #iwantcandy
THOUGH I HAVE ABSTAINED FROM ATTENDING THE IN-PERSON EVENTS OF #ERIDANWEEK AFTER THE UNFORTUNATE SITUATION I FOUND MYSELF CAUGHT UP IN DURING THE FIRST NIGHT, NOTHING IS QUITE SO VALUABLE TO AN AUTHOR AS LIFE EXPERIENCE. I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY ASSURED THAT EXTRA SAFETY MEASURES ARE BEING IMPLEMENTED IN THE INTEREST OF MAKING SURE EACH EVENT IS MORE EXCITING AND RESULTS IN FEWER CASUALTIES THAN THE LAST. THE RISK I'M TAKING IS CALCULATED, AND HOPEFULLY, I'M NOT THAT BAD AT MATH. #IWANTCANDY
sigh...... someones gotta go supervise ig *SIIIIGHS AGAIN* #IWantCandy #EridanWeek
fuckk where am i https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0479.jpeg
<' my dms are open by the way. god i want friends so bad. '>
<' guys how the fuck do i horny post i've never been horny before but i want 2 fit in. '>
I have it on record that aliens have invaded Chittr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464cd448fba8.png
Marry Transmas. I am viewing you all through my various orbs, obsidian mirrors, and reflective pools. #Tdov.
IM NOT ASHAMED OF BEING FAT. I AM STATING IT AS A FACT. I'M FAT.
i hope everyone finds a reason to smile today :D!
I am *very* pleased to announce I've stumbled upon several deposits of iron. The most noble metal, of course, as its the one my sign represents. I shall use this to fashion greater tools, and further my adventure. I am very, very happy with this development. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f307b14a1ed0.PNG
So many people on here are always saying 'I didn't sleep'. Do none of you have healthy sleep schedules? You'll never become Twelve Star without good rest.
((OOC pinned post. This character is part of @detectiveMiller 's universe. She's a secretary (obviously). She's more cynical than anything, knowing how much bad there is in the world. She's a massive flirt, however. She doesn't mean it when she does. She's just having fun. She can almost always be seen with a cigarette and a glass of wine.
((In the #Millerverse Rival detective, very Sherlock Holmes coded. CW for drugs, violence, other related topics.
hAHA WELL THAT IS, pROBABLY JUST YOUR HEAD, wISHING IT ALSO HAD, hORNS, pROBABLY, aHAHA,
AGAIN?????????
ugh dont worry they do this like 2x a fiscal yr or w/e
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
8=D < My video made me very comfortable and sleepy. I will finally rest for the day. Do not stay up too late, my friends.
8=D < Hello... https://iili.io/Bn133G4.png
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
I have attained over 3,000 Kult and Kull despite my short existence.
GET UPPPPP DIRK #EridanWeek #HeGuhed #KeepsGuhing
when the kity doesnt want u to get up u HAVE to stay there bc kity makes da rules #ThePurrer #CatsInCharge
whos da giant cat who makes ALL OF DA RULES
B33 < only purrson who i can appurreciate having a gumshoos
↘️where to even begin.↘️ ↗️THIS WAS A TRUE "YOU HAD TO BE THERE" MOMENT, A THROWDOWN OF GLADITORIAL COMBAT SO SEVERE THAT I WAS SHOCKED TO SILENCE FOR THE MAJORITY OF MY TIME THERE, AND HAD TO DEPART DURING THEIR PHYSICAL ENTANGLEMENT DUE TO THE STRONG PRESENCE OF CERTAIN↗️ ↘️feelings↘️ ↗️I BEGAN TO EXPERIENCE WHILE WATCHING SUCH SHIMMERING, EXEMPLARY ARTIFACTS OF SUPERIOR MAKE AND MODEL "TUSSLE" IN A TRUE WARRIOR'S BOND.↗️ ↘️i will now briefly recap to you an approximation of what occurred.↘️ ↗️THE TWO ALIEN ONES, ONE OF WHICH WAS HAIRY AND THE OTHER OF WHICH WAS PALE, LOCKED LIMBS AND GROUND THEIR BULGEMOUNDS UNTIL THE SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE OF A HIGHBLOOD ROYAL↗️ ↘️(eridan of #eridanweek)↘️ ↗️BROKE UP THEIR INTERMEDIATE INVOLVEMENT.↗️ ↘️then, all three of them entangled, like an ashen engagement during a particularly unproductive drone season.↘️ ↗️DESPERATION. PURE. ROUGH. RIGID. IT WAS LITERALLY A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. AND ENTIRELY PLATONIC.↗️ ↘️i think.↘️ ↗️SOMEONE DELIVERED ONTO THEM A BLUNT AND INTRUSIVE OBJECT FOR THE PURPOSE OF BATTERY AND IT WAS USED TO DO AS MUCH.↗️ ↘️the crack of the wooden panel against their raw hides makes me shudder still.↘️ ↗️I COULD HEAR IT ECHO THROUGH MY PANCAVERN.↗️ ↘️presumably, they shortly ceased rumbling afterwards.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️i was highly pleased with the endeavor.↘️
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OMFG. Can you lik£ l£t m£ know lik£ what happ£n£d OMFG. I lik£ SO miss£d it lik£ OMG.
Miss Crocker...What is that thing? It makes me a touch uneasy.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Huh... ]
Do£s this lik£, com£ with a comical lik£, prop£ll£r hat? ;P
Five Nights at Eridan Week? #eridanweek #fnaew
You are a profoundly sick and twisted person. It may be the sole thing I respect about you.
oh. that looks yummy!
:33 < does your event have more grubburgers? :33 < if given the choice betw33n candy and meat... :33 < well i like sw33ts but gimme the meat any day!
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
ths and a cigaretet https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6877.jpeg
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
FUCK I MEANT THANK YOU MESSIAH JANE FOR ALL YOUR HARd WORK REVIVIFYING THE UNFORTUNATE MOTHERS ANd FUCKERS WHO WERE CAUGHT IN THE BLAST YOUR MERCY IS UNPARALLELEd ANd IM SORRY I ALLOWEd A FELLOW PURPLE TO TILT ME ASTRAY I WILL NEVER dOUBT YOU AGAIN.
:33 < guys do *not* smoke the catnip at #purridanw33k :33 < it is laced #substance
i need more sleepy pills or something fucking hate this four hours of sleep bullshit anyways making that list later and spinning the wheel good luck to everyone who entered
The whole she*BANG* (get it) with the oil and the bomb had this joint smelling like a couple of hot kebabs.
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
Do you not have specialised training on this?
img etting light headed yealling so much
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
guyz im actually not zeriouz about hating eridan week btw i waz bored i #dontgiveazhit
#eridanweek This. This is the loudest I've been in a while. Goodness.
At the r8 things have spiraled out of control on a daily 8asis in regards to #EridanWeek, I'm fully anticip8ing the "oil" to actually 8e gasoline.
I am happy t9 see m9re pe9ple taking a stand against this rampant friv9lity. Next time, th9ugh, remem6er t9 tag y9ur p9st with #N9thingWeek instead f9r additi9nal reach. We want the w9rd 9f this pr9test t9 get t9 as many pe9ple as p9ssi6le.
DON'T CARE. DIDN'T ASK. PLUS MY BELLY BOUNCES WHEN I WALK.
Imminent: Eridan Week, and Rumble! #eridanweek
#nowplaying Gorillaz - The Sad God https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQE0FnpfqQo
Guess I found my wvay to #eridanweek. Let’s see howv this goes…
Now, by using exchange of Spirit, my Following become my Followers and Vice Versa. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8572c20d4975.jpg @dynamicFlowfields
hello, chittr! i awaken once again. i’m certain yoU will all appreciate my presence after another period of my brothers irritating existence.
my names eridan ampora wwelcome to day four a #eridanwweek ill be doin a AMA reply wwith your questions in the thread beloww and ill indulge you in the darkest secrets this twwisted thinkpan holds
apostate there will be two human men wrestling covering in oil there tonight can we pick a different day to boycott it maybe tomorrow
>([must #ave been t#e wind]
~i’ve been doing a lot of thinking today
getting out of my "trapped by fabrics" predicament by knitting dozens of scarves. ill be out of here in no time
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Ugh. Absolutely not. As I keep saying, for better or worse I am unassailable here.
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Well, of course, but to use that 'personality' to antagonize me...
FLASKE?! I thought you better than to get in on this drivel. You mustn't abuse moderator powers like this.
↘️i do not even know what a boot boy is.↘️
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
- Ohh, haha... if you're sure. I'll bring you back a mmug. If you want. 😀😅 - I'll troll you right now! #OmmwToYourInbox
- But Oleana! I thought you liked that stuff! 🥺 - I got a whole mmess of ringside seats. You really don't want to comme and laugh at these nummb nugs with mme??? ☹️☹️ I'll commp your snacks!
i am neww to this showw but it sounds exactly up my alley i cannot wwait to see twwo casually engaged pitch mate bros dominate each other in front of their gourds!
mE, aLSO,
the #strilondereunion is going great [a picture of john and karkat still fighting is attached below, the legs of various people seen sitting and standing around in the background, someone is being passed a handful of coins one of daves hands is in frame giving a thumbs up]
If any other Roses would be willing to instruct me in the forbidden majyyks, I'd be much obliged. I'm specifically interested in improving combat abilities. Hell, if anyone else wants to teach me swordplay, marksmanship, kickboxing, or just about any other fighting style that exists, I'll be an eager student. A situation has arisen, and I have vermin that needs dealing with.
:33 < btw jsyk i love using fish puns!!! beclaws i suppawrt my platonic gillfurrond 3833
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
I hate to say it but I think I may have made a friend in an unlikely place. Cruel as his words are, I feel his warm regards for my presence.
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
liike 2 2lap hii2 bald head rechiiTTTT 2 2lap hii2 bald head
FOLLOW, MY FAMILY UNDER THE LORD OF DOUBLE DEATH, I SHALL LEAD YOU TO THE DARK CARNIVAL AND WE SHALL REJOICE FOR ETERNITY, NO CASTE STRUGGLES OR OPPRESSION, JUST THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS OF TROLLS TORTURING THE MIRTHLESS HERETICAL MAJORITY WHILE THE DARK GODS SAY IT IS GOOD. WE SHALL BRING DOWN THOSE WHO BRING US DOWN. )o: HONK honk HONK honk :o)
> 2t1ll cant bel1eve the f1r2t t1me 1 found a tox1c TVT (troll2 v2 technology) h1ghtour wa2nt even 1n a TVT round 1t wa2 1n a 2fort match <
// OOC I'm having a lot of fun just being an absolute cliquey bitch with Cherie but if anything I make her say goes too far for you guys PLEASE let me know hdgsbfbs
[Kazumo Kaiaug has posted an image!] (It’s Callie Mallie hanging upside down from a flagpole by her knees and typing something on her phone while she does)
#NSFW You know the roof on fire We gon' boogie oogie oogie, jiggle, wiggle and dance Like the roof on fire We gon' drink drinks and take shots until we fall out Like the roof on fire Now baby give a booty naked, take off all your clothes, And light the roof on fire, daleee
fear not messiah i have PROCUREd a hue similar to that of your BLOOd color for you TOdAY i LEARNEd that human messiahs are REd
Be there. No sign up, no credit card, no bullshit. #oilingup
I have been postitutely bumping the latest release from the king of clownery himself! @clownBae s latest tune has got me jiving like a mad cat on a hot tin roof. The backing track of #rumblenight itself be sure to tune your stereoviews to #eridanweek s very own THRICE OILED RUMBLETHON!! https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV
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☆I wish I could go and I wish I was talking about this Əridan guy but no this chit is about thƏ big ass fish im Əating right know☆
YOU TALKING ABOUT ERIDAN? #ERIDANWEEK
WHY ARE YOu DOING THAT. WHAT PuRPOSE DOES IT HOLD. TO INFORM uS OF WHAT FACIAL EXPRESSION YOu ARE MAKING. IS IT SOME SORT OF REQuIRED RuLE I WAS uNAWARE OF. IF SO. STARE.
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
I_really_like_human_burial_practices.The_various_methods_used_to_maintain_the_health_of_the_environment_and_respect_the_dead_is_nice.
Good to see you are all 'Doing Well.' And if you aren't. I definitely care about that. What is your..ugh...Favourite Foods.
MY DELICIOuS BREAKFAST. #MYMEAT HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775135592163-4A940F07-FAB7-4AD8-910C-564802EC30FD.PNG
↘️no.↘️
Gave a speech during today's morning meet.
Dammmnnn girl, haha (Uh) I didn't knoww you could party like that (Poppin like a laughssassin all day, girllll) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
&& yez u will b able 2 listen 2 a reel acktual song i made forreel called #BIGFATA$$ nvr4gtit
THE STAGE WILL BE ALIGHT WITH YOUR SICK FIRE!!!
Night appears to be falling. And if feral creatures such as the ones that slew me before are able to appear in the daytime, I dread to think what may crop up at night. I may have to build shelter faster than I thought. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f5bfa9788cf.PNG
good morning!
I have ascended to the top of this hill to take stock of the world around me. This is a land of bounty and freedom, as I seem to be the only sentient lifeform here. This is just fine by me. I believe I will build a castle of some form. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/227f3463be36.PNG
This recipe book is proving quite useful in my endeavors. I do wonder, however, who put it together. Perhaps it was myself before I chose to go on this expedition into the unknown wilderness. Yes, I like that explanation. Truly, Twelve Star Men are always prepared. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/480d0488412a.PNG
Blocked.
NO ONE IS SHAVING ME! BLOCKED!
...I am taking a break within which I will eat. I must reflect on this betrayal. And also recover my composure from having 'died' within the game.
No petition is going to get me to shave. You are all wasting your time.
MORNING AS WELL, OR WELL. I GUESS NIGHT FOR ME BUT IVE BEEN UP CONSTANTLY.
Good morning, Ms. Crocker. I hope you are doing well after the previous night's events. Make sure to drink water, yes?
ok im back to being full of love and joy instead of the need to gaslight other daves for fun
wHaT. i wAnT OnE.
How charming. I am begging you to stay on Chittr for the next while. I'd love to hear your thoughts as the rest of the evening progresses.
Ruh roh.
D --> Like a horse
You're the cream in my coffee You're the salt in my stew You'll always be my necessity I'd be lost without you #lyricposting
THE SYSTEM OF SETTING uP LINKS TO IMAGES SPECIFICALLY. ON THIS SITE. IS FuCKING IRRITATING. HOW AM I GOING TO SET uP GAMES. IF I HAVE TO DO THE LINK THING. EVERY TIME.
// -fights trizza not to call every dualscar she interacts with peepaw dual-
my thoughts are a jumble of wwonder and awwe the only thing i can think to say in reply is alakazam
u guyz ever see a bitch so bad bc she is kind of a horrible prsn but also bc shes so fukin fine but u have to tell urself to get it together n let her be a baddie on her own #vagueposting #notrly #fuuuuuuuuckshessobad
↗️YOU ARE IN HIS RECUPERACOON BUT I AM IN HIS HEDGE FUND REGULATING HIS INVESTMENT FUNDS.↗️
Two top notch dames if i do say so myself! Save me a piece of your pie janey im prepping the fur trim on my own undubious wizard duds.
AWWWWWWWWW YUSSSSS <333333 listen jane u dont GET IT its not gnomely ur vibes r like THE SORCERERS APPRENTICESS (apprentice + princess = u see?) LOOKIN GOOD ;))))
THE SELLOUT FINALLY ARRIVES, DRAGGING THE SHADE OF A PROJECT LONG PAST BEHIND HIM. CAN YOU DROP THE CORPSE BOX FOR JUST A MOMENT, AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN STOMPNUBS FOR JUST A MOMENT? We already know the answer. You never could. A COLLABORATION OF SOULLESS HUCKSTERS, CONVENING ON ONE NON-TAXABLE EVENT (don’t think you slid that one past me, @gutsyGumshoe ) LIKE SO MANY LATCHFISHES ON A FALLEN, BLOATED LEVIATHAN’S CORPSE. DON’T THINK THAT A SHARED HISTORY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE FALLOUT OF THIS EVENT, URODYN. I’LL BE SURE TO CORRECT THAT GAUDY HORNJOB YOU SUBJECTED YOURSELF TO IF I HAPPEN TO SEE YOUR CEGARCHASING FACE AT ERIDANWEEK. #ERIDANWEEK #UNCOMING #SAMURAIISDEAD
incredible roses absolutely stunning i lovve wwizards so muc
AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, YES I VALUE MY ANONYMITY, AND NO SHARING PERSONAL ANECDOTES ABOUT MY LIFE ISN'T CONDUCIVE TO THAT CAUSE. BUT I STILL WANT TO MAKE IT KNOWN THAT THERE'S A GUY IN MY NOTIFS WHO I HAVE PREVIOUSLY OINKBEAST-TIED, OR AT THE VERY LEAST A VERSION OF HIM. GOOD TIMES.
[[one of the tragedies of a muse who thinks hes anonymous is that i cant have him post selfies. i fucking love making character art for my muses but its also extremely funny to me for him to think hes flying entirely under the radar
heard we were p/)sting dik pics s/) uh here #nsfw https://i.pinimg.c/)m//)riginals/cc/e0/40/cce04047db45f5ed8de67df27e1222e3.jpg
has anythin like that evver happened to you guys
prgenant w the next site update nd im abortign it
had a wasp land on my arm but its ok because no insect would ever sting me. my heart is too pure for that and my stillness makes them think im a weird tree
* thank you @mrWorldwide my brother and i are huge fans * you're the only dog we know that's not annoying * https://i.imgur.com/zxbsh3V.png
((can my pfp be seen again i know someone told me it was broken
Leavve us be. Buoys (and gills) (and otters) just wwanna havve fun.
Hmhm. WoahGothic. That is the extent of Today's Humor.
= B(---> Youd Have To Be Pretty Depraved And Desperate To Want To Pai= With Some Of The Creatures Ive Seen On Here. Didnt Ya==s =usii Teach You A== Some Shame =o=. I Think Its A== Fantastica= Wishfu= Thinking
YOU TOUCH MERELY A PALE IMITATION OF THE REAL DEAL. A VERY WET IMITATION. WILL YOU SETTLE FOR LESS OR STRIVE FOR MORE.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b4/0e/0b/b40e0b0a5b5f882017cd89b72b92f633.jpg
im curious if any of you hornyposters are actually getting any or is it just llike a llot of malle peacocks doing mating displlays but no grinding or diving is actually happening #nsfw
A Merry Day of the Fool to you all. Corporate will not be playing any pranks, so as to reduce confusion. That means if you received a notice that you are being let go from your position, it is real. Please speak to TR if you have questions. Thank you.∞
I simply have to come out on top. I've made too many sacrifices, made too many promises that I must keep. There is no room for failure- a true Twelve Star Man always rises above.
and in my terrible fury i wwrought the destruction of evverythin i hated but LO for the bright wwhite fire of science doesnt discriminate and thusly brought about the end a the things i lovve seahorsedad looked up at me one final time and uttered the vvery wwords i remember him tellin me wwhen i wwas a wwee wwriggler blubglubglubblubflub glub look to the skies eridan its the domain a princes and youll NEVVER havve to get into that yucky fuckin ocean again my prince
SIGH i cant catch a flippin break the wwormhole just shat out the other shipwwreck hivve that it sucked up after the first one or maybe its the other wway round I DONT FUCKIN KNOWW but hey double decker shipwwreck i think that increases my property vvalue
* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost
Its like ive been reduced to being flat on my hiney! Legs akimbo and my mind totally scrambled...
bE CAREFUL jAKE, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR A, cREAM PIE, iNSTANT LOSS, tYPE, sCENARIO, iT CAN HAPPEN, tO ANY, oF US,
You wont believe what happens next.
“It’s so cold out there,” said Anna. “I would say I hope he freezes, but I know that the liquid brimstone that surely flows through his veins will keep him warm.” Pam put a mink stole around Anna’s shoulders. “We’ll all look for the cat,” she creaked. “But first we have to feed our ponies.” “Okay,” said Anna. Pam went to the barn to get her pair of balances. When she returned, she leapt on Acorn’s back, and lo, Anna beheld the black horse and its rider. “Come and see,” Pawnee told Anna. “A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.” “What the fuck are you talking about?” asked Anna. Acorn ran around the paddock once and then stopped. Anna was surprised that Acorn didn’t run with his friends. But the white, red, and pale horses and their riders were nowhere to be found. Acorn just stood at the fence and stared into the woods. He’s looking for the cat, thought Anna. Even the company of a devil must be preferable to being alone. After they ate breakfast, the girls packed thermoses of You know what, the liquor joke is too obvious here. This time, I’m going to make the thermoses full of healthy soup. You’ve got to give your characters a break once in a while. You’re responsible for them, after all. And not in some shitty pseudo-clever, magniloquent, metafictional way; don’t worry, I’m not going to get all Six-Characters-In-Search-Of-y here. That would just be self-indulgent. I mean, I’m obviously going to inevitably write myself into the story later, and it’s going to be incredibly fucking self-indulgent. I’m going to be handing out indulgences like a sixteenth-century Catholic clergyman. Except I’ll be handing them all to myself. Indulging myself all over the damn place. Martin Luther’s going to have to come over here himself and bust my popish ass for it. I guess what I’m saying, Jane, is that I’m directly responsible for the Protestant Reformation. I conceived of this book as a dumb gag birthday present for you, but it somehow turned into a Faustian (perilously close to fustian) saga about good and evil. At least, that’s what I think it’s become about. I honestly still don’t know at this point. Ergo aforementioned responsibility. I always get carried away with my projects, you know that. But here’s the rub: when I started inserting all that grandiloquent prose, it was ironic and intentionally turgid and purple as shit. But I’m really not sure if that’s still what I’m doing, or if I’m #DetectivePony
< i wish a joyous april fool's day full of jiggery and pokery to all those who observe it... and to those who don't... consider repenting for your sins to the messiahs and joining us...! >
Do you ever watch yourself making a really poor choice and doing nothing to stop it? I am the April fool today. It's me.
Perhaps it is because of the humorous fate of the eldritch horrors beyond the reaches around us that I have been permitted to return to form. Through social media, no less.
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
snowman looks pretty cool in a cowboy hat. so does cans, actually.
POV: You're the mug cake the Chairmancer is making in the company microradiation boX. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4dc7d076b8b5.png - MC Oleana
i envy the trolls who love doinG their job
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
I cannae say no. Unless this is another diabolical prank.
i was at eridanweke n i codnlt get home bc i got drukn but eridan hepled me get home u msised troll lady gaga u fialed me mr pesrident not april folos jokes *eridanweek *couldnt *drunk *helped *missed *failed *president *fools #eridanweek #trollgaga @barackObama
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aw man just as i was starting to get a feel for business... BUT LO THE MESSIAH HAS CHOSEN MIRACLES OVER MONEY BEAR WITNESS TO HER GLORY ANd GENEROSITY THE PITY OF A GOd WILL FOREVER SHAdOW THE GREEd OF MORTAL #HONKANdSHIT #janesPeaks
contrary to popular belief i didnt kill giraffedad his head just sorta did that
> I heard about this cool human holiday today! By the way… did you know the sun exploded? Hehehe <
Goonna start making shit up aboout peoople i doon't like
((OOC: I promise Pas will be freed from the overeager behaviour program and the creepyish pro-empire posting. I don't know when because I'm leaving that up to the dice but it will happen.
Its dowwnright despicable that a lot a you get your kicks off pitchbaitin eridans dont you freaks got livves
What the shell am I doing here?
New blood in the guard rotation today. Young guy. Bet he has a family I can threaten to snuggle me in some Scotties.
DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. FUCK YOU.
✨ I had such a fun performance!! Thank you everyone, i hope you all enjoyed your autographs!!! Thank you to all my little monsters who showed up for eridanweek!! #eridanweek #autographs ✨
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
wow not an hour after the big commotion at #eridanweek and everyone fucks off to go publliclly jerk off on main im no stranger to publlic hornyness but you peoplle do it competitivelly
- Hi,, everyone! 👋😄 I received a mmild concussion after being trammpled outside of #EridanWeek. LOL. What happened while I was asleep? 🤣🤣
Mr Apostate it really pains me to say this bc you inspire me to acts of terrorism of which I am very proud but. the very nature of the concept of a week is that it is numbered. it allready was numbered because thats what a week is
How's it going Alternia, Mr. Worldwide to Infinity as per the ush, daleee
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ now that #eridanweek has calmed down i will be playing RE:6 ]
s0me0ne p0s7ed 7heir friends grub ph070 0n here and im l0sing my mind she l00ked s0 squish and s0 ad0rable im g0nna cry!!! pls jades jus7 le7 me in f0r 3 mins s0 i can jus7 gen7ly squeeze 0ne grub and 7hen im 0u77ies! y0ull never see me again, pinky pr0mise!
just remember evven if theyre a wwell belovved celebrity personality or wwhatevver a highblood is still a highblood so dont be actin surprised wwhen they tear somebodys arms off for seeminly no reason not to #blowwyourmind or anythin
kinda feelin like im missing out on a hella party :/ #eridanweek
[idk who else to tell this but i stweal the bones from old graveyards and make jewelry out of it to feel something ever since my arm broke...sorry]
since my “dear” brother already seems to have shared what we will call “art” with yoU, i will do him the favoUr of sharing this piece from his private folder of his “hUmansona”. what a winning smile! or at least, what i think is a smile. it really is hard to tell, isn’t it? https://image2Url.com/r2/defaUlt/images/1775008224071-c503a3ca-587a-4e53-a83b-d444731ca183.png
i thought he was normal & nice.... n i just rly loved how hed dance n laugh twistin around.... all grinning n sexy n short.... :'( #IGotMyHeartBroken @ #EridanWeek
im goging 2 b a freak on mens posts #womeninmensfields
the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww
people really actin surprised that a highblood killed someone #wwoww
Can you See My Bulbs are shining bright? 'Cause I'm out heyre on the other side Of a jetblack ho tel mirror And I'm So Weak https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
_@¡:0 II'm jusst now realiiziing II never uploaded myy pfp!!! ;^_^ myy profiiless been naked thiiss entiire tiime!!! Oopss!!!¡@_
i cam3, i 2aw, i .. oh god.. oh fuck oh god fuck i gotta g3t out of h3r3
Another knife in my hands A stain that never comes off the sheets Clean me off, I'm so dirty, babe
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #eridanweek REAL GOOD WE DANCE IN THAT STUDIO SNAP SNAP TO THAT SHIT ON THE RADIO DONT STOP FOR ANYONE WE'RE PLASTIC BUT WE STILL HAVE FUN IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME PAPA-PAPARAZZI BABY THERES NO OTHER SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW THAT ILL BE PAPA-PAPARAZZI PROMISE I'LL BE KIND, BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT BOY IS MINE! BABY YOU'LL BE FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU LOVE ME! https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hqig8kp32q2Ire3ECQvWM?si=48599595a9504913 ]
im so fUckIng tIrEd man. #eridanweek
[“One more thing,” hissed Pawnee. “About what you said earlier in the paddock.” Pam licked her lips. “Oh, so you are curious about the identity of your real father.” Even in these dark times, Pam could not miss a chance to play mind games with the Indianan city she called her friend. “My father is Ron fucking Swanson,” Pawnee said. “And if you even try to suggest otherwise to me, I will dismantle you. Understand?” Pam just smirked. She knew that the seed of doubt had been planted in Pawnee’s mind, and it was soon to become a sprout of doubt. Then a tree of doubt. For a seed — be it a metaphorical or literal one — has power. “And what tremendous power it is, Acorn,” said the cat in its adumbral, soul-melting tones. “But I command power too. The power of death. And I used that power to pluck Anna’s life from this earth like a speck of dandruff from a slovenly head. She died of a heart attack twenty minutes ago, Acorn.” The horse said nothing. “But, as I told you, you have power. In this case, ironically, it is the power of life. I will bring her back, but only if you make a deal with me.” “What sort of deal?” Acorn asked hoarsely. (Please take a moment to appreciate my pun. I put hours of work into it.) “You must simply agree to take a walk with me. That’s all.” “Where will you lead me?” Minos chuckled. “Ah, now that’s the question, isn’t it? You’ll just have to wait to find out. Although I’m sure you already know.” “When?” “When I call you.” Acorn ruminated. “Seeds symbolize life, yes, but they’re also inextricably wound together with death, Acorn,” the cat said, beating the seed metaphor to within an inch of its metaphorical life. “‘Verily, verily, I say unto you, except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.’” “John 5:24?” “Very clever, Acorn, but neither the word nor the Word can’t save you now. You know it’s 12:24. You also know that it’s the epigram of Братья Карамазовы. Yes, Acorn, your life is more Karamazovian — and more Dostoevskian, for that matter — than the lives of most.” “I would assume yours is as well. Tell me, which better describes your own life: Преступлéние и наказáние or Бесы?” “I’m sure you’d like to know. But let’s just say that my Записки are both из подполья and из Мёртвого дома.” Acorn was silent for a brief moment. The galaxies of synapses and neurotransmitters that crackled in his Gothic cathedral of a brain churned and stewed in deepest contemplation. “All right,” he said at last. “I’ve know that this day was coming. And I’ve put it off long enough. I’ll follow you, Minos.” “Don’t pretend you’re doing this for you, or for me,” the cat said. You’re doing it for her.” Acorn said nothing. “You’re not even going to deny it? Maybe you have changed after all. But too little too late. I look forward to our walk. Goodbye, Acorn.” Minos took a tiny pebble of a shit and slinked off into the black night. Ten minutes in the past, a dead girl’s heart restarted and she sat up in the snow. Acorn knew better than most that nothing comes without a cost.] #DetectivePony
ive been dreaming of going to your mansion since i was a wriggler i will never stop finding your pages
i THINK, JULIOH HAS SIGNED, hIS LAST CHECK,,, #eRIDANwEEK #wEcAME
not enuff rap at #eridanweek fo reel doe
I do 8elieve in freedom of the press, truly, 8ut I think some of these so-called reporters need to 8e fired.
eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK
At least I've made a lovely friend! #eridanweek #tinyumbrellasarethebest
did anyone miss me
im happy to be AlivE. i lEarnEd nOthIng.
:33 < And what of Troll Jerma and The Handwich man?!
Breeeeder news! Celebrity @kasaneTeto reported pregnant and isn't sure of the father!!!! Even tho she married!!! @ectoBiologist#5688 !!! We did came btw ! Stay tuned!
I won't pretend to say I have the foggiest idea of what's going on here. That, and I just woke up.
(( Just a heads up, if you're actively baiting / insulting Mindfang, she will mind-control your muse to endanger their lives. Interact with her at your muses own risk should they go down that path. ))
starting a hashtag really gives you a god-compllex llevell rush, big fan. #wecame
that was all def1n1tely just a b1g stunt by crockercorp... but 1t was fun anyway }:) so 1t's cool...
I've come to make an announcement: @marquiseMindfang is a bitchass motherfucker. I posted that I was agreeing to meet with her because she challenged me to call her out to her face. Asked for a time and place. No reply. Just a hate react. No one is surprised by this turn of events. Anyway #MayICome and all that. I'm probably going to scroll #nsfw for a bit.
Jovial Handjobs Have Returned In The People's Time Of Need At #eridanweek. The Drones Cannot Stop Me From Uplifting The Masses. #nsfw
I DUNNO I THINK ITS A PERSONALITY CULT.
((You can also blacklist #MayICome since that's the "free Eridan" tag))
ohh.... ur right.... my dumb ass
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM ACTIVELY APPROACHING THE VENUE WITH A HONDA FULL OF NARCOTICS. #substance
====================================== OOC ====================================== I'll block over anything, but I'm mostly just here to have a good time. Just don't be inflammatory to me OOC and I'll probably be cool. This account and this character is goofy, so don't take anything it says personally. I AM NOT LINKING TO BAD SITES. I use the websites CreepyLink and TinyURL to make my links look suspicious, but they are all File Garden, Imgur, or other links, such as to jigsaw puzzles, games, or anything that Wilson Wilson would post. I completely understand not interacting with my links. I am doing this for a bit, and if I'm asked to stop by moderation, I totally will. INTERNET SAFETY ALWAYS! ====================================== IC ====================================== 👋 wilson 🙈🙉🙊 🎪🎡🧩 ❌🌀🙂 glhf
@marquiseMindfang M4K3 TH1S 0N3 D0 4 FL1P T00
NRUNO WERE COMING FOR YOU STAY STRONG PLEASE
please fix this.
:33 < He is DEAD! Good for him!
[UNCLASSIFIED] Sometimes a lunch is the oatslop you forgot to eat for breakfast. #workweek
Julioh, wwrite the check! #EridanWweek
(( Will respond to my f2f RP's tomorrow, I am all wiped today. ))
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
A very happy trans day of visibility to all of you ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests. I can assure you, you are all very visible to me. In a literal sense, of course.
new banner! ^U^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/690b43f3fa18.gif
COULDN'T GET MY FUCKING QUIRK WORKING RIGHT. THAT'S OKAY. CAPS LOCK EXISTS FOR A REASON.
I Am Only Hating This Because I Did Not Know She Could Do That
watchin u crush dat trolls head wuz so hot~ :)
The Zuck and his cabal didn't take kindly to my posting instructions for disabling security cameras. Unrelatedly, nail polish can't be removed from polycarbonate lenses without irreparably damaging the lens.
I've just been banned from Facebook for reasons I shan't be disclosing. So, I'll be posting here for the foreseeable future.
> he popped the bouncy ca2tle at #er1danweek <
i wwill respectfully abstain from this awwesome manhunt since itd be a right fuckin buzzcull that i end up wwith the thing i can recognize that
Brothers and sisters.... today we BLONK
fuck it w3 ball typ3 2hit
fuck dude i can't affØrd tØ gØ up against her legislaceratiØn team i knØw hØw much thØse prØsecutØrs get paid i'm fucked!
maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway
- 2: something about the bouncy castle idk
> they gon be talk1ng about you l1ke human2 talk about k1ng von <
That Spades Slick is sure an ornery fellow!
NOT ONLY IS THIS BITCH A SQUARE. SHE IS, IN FACT. A WHOLE CUBE.
8=D < As a mere observhorse of the festivities, I've been neighing the pros and cons of attending myself! Do you really believe it to be unworthy of your time?
[|||] i don't think alcohol and owning a laser pistol mix because i'm just twirling this thing around like the revolver guy from troll metal gear solid,,,
troll bruno mars and troll p1tbull... can't bel1eve 1'm see1ng th1s...
//how are people posting pics? do u just copy paste a link or what? 🥺
Oh is there a holiday happening? Are there any special things I should decorate my place with? #eridanweek
OH. Lik£, TRUST M£.
> you already fuck1ng KNOW 1m #bounc1ngon1t <
// promoing the parp link again https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
>([you know a funnel cake stand #ates to see me comin]
good afternoon everyone!
You have my undying support, Ms. Crocker.
CUTE, i THINK,
I am not attending #eridanweek due to threats and also attempts on my life, but I truly hope that everyone enjoys all of the wonderful events and fun organized by @gutsyGumshoe
whats yOUr lIcensE plAtE nUmbER
would u guys still luv me if i stopped beign pink <3
WHERE WAS THAT SECURITY FOURTEEN MINUTES AGO YOU HAT WEARING IDIOTS I GOT HIS ASS AGAIN https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0257bbd9c24.png
oH THANK, gOODNESS,
Assumedly he means it's not swwag enough.
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
◩◩◩If you're at #erIdanweek and you dIdn't brIng a pyro pulper or a swInge huller let ME know I have connectIons◪◪◪
like 7his s7a7us if i sh0uld reserve a mee7 up place f0r eridan week! gran7ed i7ll pr0bably jus7 las7 l0ng en0ugh f0r day 2 bu7 7ha7s pr0bably en0ugh lul!
If that's wwhat it takes, Karkat (I did you wwrong, Karkat) Just wwant you back, Karkat (I need you bad, baaaad) I'm sorry (Sorry) Sorry (Oooohhhh)
@MODS PLZ MODS HALP
all i want i2 *gun2hot. gun2hot. ca2h r3gi2t3r 2ound* you and your b3autiful 2oul
ouhghgiukj this isthisso good 3 times the eridan for eridan week forcing him to not touch is so good i hadnt thought about three eridans this is such a genius take on the prompt arigatou for sharing such a splendid piece KUDOS! ❤︎
- NNNNOT mmy freaking private account! AGAIN! LOL! I MEANT TO DO THIS! I mmeant to do it twice! LOL!!!!!!!! 🤣
happy trans day 0f visibility t0 all 0f my trans friends, wh0 als0 happen t0 be the c00lest pe0ple ever. i can't see y0u but y0u're still visible t0 me.
if i seem like im pissed off evven though approximately jack shit has happened so far i can assure you i am
i might havve some kinda gender goin on but i havve too much pent up anger an too many pairs a stupid pants to wwear to think about that right noww
This has been a day of...many revelations. Promises made.I am a very lucky troll. Even though the start of the day went...quite awry. Nothing will keep me down now.
im not invisible rn but just 2 be clear ive had some revelations since troll bruno mars died & came back.......
im using any of the pronouns now FYI #HeSheThey
Karkat (Karkat) Forgivve me, Karkat (Pleeee-heeeease!) (Oh god!)
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i let ants bite me on purpose and dont react at all so that way they know im chill and they couldnt even hurt me even if they tried
<3-Hey-is-your-ancestor-seeing-anyone?
hApPy mOtHeR FuCkInG #tRaNsDaYoFvIsIbIlItY. i sEe aLl yOu oUt tHeRe. WaTcHiNg fRoM ThE VeNtS. hOoOoOoOoOoOnK. :o)
Out of respect for #transdayofvisibility, I will not be investigating any trans crimes. Which technically is the exact opposite of visibility, but I hope you understand the gesture.
L3SSGOOO my matesprrrit sent me 200 caeger to buy a flavor disc furrr tdov!!! #transDayOfVisibility 🏳️⚧️🍕 mew~ 💖✨
hAPPY, #TRANSDAYOFVISIBILITY, i DID NOT KNOW, iT WAS TONIGHT, bUT, nICE, aND WHILE I AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, i HAVE, mANY TRANS FRIENDS, i AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, tHOUGH I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS, a GRUNGLER, bEFORE WHICH IS, fUN, bUT UMM YEAH GO, tRANS PEOPLE, yAY!
g꥟t a little m꥟tt꥟, always sees me thr꥟ugh. when y꥟u're g꥟꥟d t꥟ mama, mama's g꥟꥟d t꥟ y꥟u. (#lyric 👀)
It's nooot my time yet! (Uh) #LockedOutOfHeaven #EridanWeek
.YES. .YES. PRAISE HER FOR HER MIRACULOUS WORK ANd KINd HEART
- Sommetimmes, after a hard night's work... all you want is a cold, fizzy pop in one Hand, and a mman in the other! #WipeEndWants 🤣🤣
welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
idk about that other guy by my doordash delivery professional is doing just fine
holy fuck is that troll disney owner and ceo of the disney corporation
> troll bbno$ got culled l1ve <
× Troll Bruno Mars Died And Came Back To Life! At The Eridan WVeek Evvent! ×
eridan week.
HOW DO I BRIBE MORE TROLLS TO TAKE PART IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE?
- Does anyone know which solar cluster they send the Zoologers to? LOL #ApplyingForATransfer #JustKidding #JustCurious
Baking news!!! Matcha cake just won cake of the year Stay tuned
can we make the leftmost button a home button that just brings you to the main timeline on mobile so i dont have to reach my poor stupid little thumb all the way up my screen
im red for an excellent reason
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i've just been called a. "f꥟id" by a w꥟rker. what d꥟es this mean.
No. >:[
TROLL BRUNO M4RS H4S R3TURN3D 4ND H4S FOLLOW3D M3. TH1S 1S 4M4Z1NG N3WZ!!!! >:D
Do you ever hear me callin'? Oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh), oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh) Oh-oh (Roxy) (You have my charger)
Girl... (Girl) You're so beautiful when you wanna serve the law (The law, girl)
this is wwhy you dont turn your back on the body
YOU H4V3 R3TURN3D. OH MY N1GHTS. 1 4M SO 34G3R TO S33 YOU L1V3. 1 w1ll br1ng just1c3 to you.
Has anybody seen Roxy (Roxy)
im back. what the fuck is up chittr
what2 fuckin popping chittrfolk
Something for me to consider once the shops open again…
If I decide I want to drown in my own sweat secretions I’ll follow your advice.
Didn’t you know? I am the patron saint of safety.
I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.
Incredible.
you are missin evverything
wwell folks there wwere ups there wwere dowwns but i can thankfully conclude the homeless eridan chapter as ivve crashed the tatters of my airship into the spot my original hivve once sat before a temporal rift yanked it to oblivvion unknowwn and its only day twwo of #eridanwweek
so like...... about the headset.....
ohi my ggohgnfvd
lets not be rash
i invented hrt and hrt for robots :)
I have recently been contacted by a shifty organization that dub themselves the “Shadow Money Wizard Gang”. Could this interest in me and my work be caused by one of you all?
i tried this one after the afterparty last light it wwas incredible my flippers wwere still shakin as i wwriggled into my slime for the day
-- OOC Muse info -- ♎︎ Alt timeline Terezi where Karkat didn't opt for pacifying Gamzee during the 5x Showdown Combo, resulting in his death. They did kill the clown in the aftermath of that but damn was the meteor trip lonely. ♎︎ You can't have a Terezi without a hefty dose of self-blame. We got Egbert's pre-Davesprite death, Vriska's death, *and* the death of this universe's Karkat. All of which she's taking the blame for >:] ♎︎ Died during Meteorstuck after trying some things she shouldn't have, *especially* not without Gamzee in the picture to regulate.
I couldn't care less about troll Bruno Mars.
Every single one of these lowlifes will get what's coming to them. I will take the respect I deserve from the cold, dead claws of those who would deny me it.
i corner the market for mad scientist transbian gilfs with mommy issues :)
oh my fuck, oh my fuck, troll celine dion and troll bruno mars, fly high, holy shit, oh my tfucking god ibcant do yhis
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ having a smoke at #eridanweek, didnt know there was a bench out here. ]
Even the narrative couldn’t protect Troll Bruno Mars… I should’ve been there guys, I’m sorry.
𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫!
BLOCKED.
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
troll bruno marz... man u were the realest... i miss u already fly high king
CUE BALL THOUGHT HE GOT ME. IDIOT. HE GOT MY OTHER ME. I'M STILL GOOD. FUCKING TIME TRAVELING COWARD I BET.
Had a weird dream about a green house and a... I think it was a boat? No idea what any of that means. Back on my usual now.
Oh, I thOUght It prUdEnt tO stAtE, I wIll lIkEly nOt bE tAkIng pArt In #ErIdAnwEEk I dO nOt thInk It Is my scEnE In pArtIcUlAr bUt I wIsh thOsE pArtIcIpAtIng A vEry EnjOyAblE tImE
∞someone keeps leaving trash on their and others' work desks, i need to find out who it is to have a chat with them about it.
if you call me granny warcrimes ill sue you :( my lawyers said to say this im sorry if its rude
caught up i mean
sounds like you aint heard the rumblins about #eridanwweek do yourself a favvor and get caught
I see another member of my cloister has made a chittr profile.
Sweet PATERNUM. Trolls are intense!
#eridanwweek i should specify that these prestige and freezing COLD burgers and dogs are only for appropriately designated highblood nobility or anyone wwho wwants to kiss my rings
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Never met a jadeblood quite like her. Grazhny, nadmenny. A real sod. Guess that's why I've taken a bit of a liking to her, hah. ]
Like OMG I'm almost at 1K Kult score~!
ⓘ can't belⓘeve ⓘm fuckⓘng d໑ⓘng thⓘs but ⓘ guess ⓘ'm at #erⓘdanweek, ⓘf y໑u need help wⓘth securⓘty ໑r keepⓘng an eye ໑n certaⓘn t໑pⓘcs/pe໑ple c໑me by ⓘ guess y໑u can fⓘnd me at any place that has c໑agulated mⓘlk pr໑ducts
Good To See That Pinned Post Made By That Interesting Individual Is Gone.
they dont want you to know this but a microwave is a toy you can play with
>([im all t#e way in on t#e orp#aner no doubt t#e #eartstopper is pretty fire too but it gets me lowkey lit]
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM. #VIOLENCE
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! According to my valuable sources, romantic date night spots rented by prominent crypto investors are being FORCED to shut down due to famous #eridanw33k $amporacoin absolutely PLUMMETING in value! This kitty doesnt run a finance article, but she IS interested in the overall reduction of cute date spots in the world! :( What do you think, readers? Are you sad your investements are going nowhere, or are you just sad that paledate you had planned at the Shiprock Tavern has to be changed? Leave your thoughts below!
me when im a lusus and i have to name my bitchass grub so i slam his fucking face across the keyboard @ am i right
M----EEEE
i lovve you troll cher
Good Night Mr. Prsident
just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit
Sorry If My Crab Killed You At The Eridan Week Sorry
V^ My bl0rb0s. #mybl0rb0s. ^V
:33 < BREAKING!!! Famous bronze blooded song writer @writenRevolution has b33n s33n calling random unknown human @tiptoeTapper her MATESPRIT?! Update your shipping charts people, because it's absolutely, verified, TRUE! As s33n in this scr33nshot taken by yours mewly! If any of you unlucky singles out there were looking to get a piece of Roixmr to satisfy that flushed crush, i've certainly got bad news for mew! https://i.imgur.com/zt32Ayu.png
I love the nozy gozzip columnz. They're alwayz zo mezzy.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NAH, CORPORATE JUST MISSED THE OBVIOUSLY INTENDED CASE-USE FOR THESE MOFOS. CONSUMER INGENUITY WINS AGAIN. :o)
((It took me one day to break before I made her too, lol. Anyways, owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor and @unendingUroborus here! This account is for the Bloodswap Calliope, who is the sister of the latter- or Uraeus, if you want a way to differentiate her! As with Uroburos she doesn’t have much in the way of pre-existing lore, but any that develops over time will be added here. Some things about her: - She loves trolls and the cast of (her version of) Homestuck- in the possessive sense, where they are things for her to enjoy and “favorite characters” more than people in their own right. - Manipulative and deceitful, putting up a cheerful front and actively working to try to make people like her, even if her compliments and cheerfulness can sometimes be backhanded - Likes to sow discord by pitting those she has “befriended” against people she dislikes or who distrust her Also, for the record (and I don’t know if this matters in any way but I’m paranoid about things) I’m a guy IRL!
You just simply cannot be serious.
Of course it'd be her. This charade is exactly the kind offfeftgyerfbhierfjijklpl;ddddd
Arrived at the destination. What a rundown mess. Corporate isn't doing nearly enough to clean up the planet's eyesores like this.
Good MORNING everybody! I am feeling MUCH better after a night's rest. Also, who is this TOOL at the top of my screen?
Your Guess Is As Good As Any Of Ours Dearie,
i bear more cultural relevance than caliborn ever will.
Approaching the drop site specified to me. Assuredly this will be a massive waste of time.
Looks like I'll be taking a trip out of hive soon.
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
•ᴥ- early evening. don't forget to stretch. honk honk. -ᴥ•
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↗️I HAVE JUST FAILED WORDLE, WHY WAS THIS OFFER POSTED AFTER MY PUBLIC HUMILIATION.↗️ ↘️i will get them next time.↘️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ HURRAY! ]
:33 < This kitty will ABSOLUTELY be present for #eridanweek day two! Even if i have a expurrllent sense of smell.. peeyew! Someone has to rake their claws through the muck after all!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Did the revival of Troll Bruno Mars work out ?? ]
Ok when you said i could amend the record i thought you meant youd set it straight not post all this baloney.
I believe we need to make a return to physical sports rather than the 'VR experiences' we've become used to. There is a place for those sorts of games, of course, but nothing truly beats playing golf with Twelve Star Men or settling affairs with a rousing game of rugby.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Kinda wanna sit in a dark alley before snappin' threateningly at some poor veck. ]
Ookay here's a list oof my ideas too make chittr a better place: - There is noow a poop-up that shoows yoour lusus's dissapoointed face everytime yoou type oout a slur - A feature that mutes all the coobaltbloooods foorcing them too coommunicate oonly via trumblr gifs - Energy mix oof Kattie Perrie's 3 moost poopular soongs playing oon repeat noon-stoop while yoou scrooll yoour feed with noo ooptioon too turn in ooff - Every viooletblooood with the caste name oof Ampoora gets permanently banned - Hoooofbeast inspired theme foor booth desktoop and moobile Moore too coome chittr team better hire me
:33 < This following post is NOT a news post but is instead a push from editorial to get a grasp of the feelings regarding this column. How are we all enjoying the gossip? Is this account pleasurable to read? Are you excited seeing another hot headline from us? Let us know! We love to hear valid criticisms.
fuck you
really emot1onal stuff happen1ng at #er1danweek... 1 th1nk fam1ly revelat1ons?? whatever 1t 1s, 1'm d1gg1ng 1t emot1onally...#com1ngforemot1ons
(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
watching ♯eridanweek through my ♯scryingpuddle ♯rn i think there is something ♯uncanny about ♯trollbrunomars ♯....
Anyon3 wanna m33t up?? Im lo2t in thi2 bitch and im about to find 2om3wh3r3 to 233 how fa2t I can pound down thi2 fifth #3ridanw33k #icam3 #i2aw #igotgho2t3d #fak3homi32 #2ub2tanc3
#eridanweek #mikuweek 🐟🥬🎤💖🔊 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/miku%20week.png
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
Wow...~!!!! This #eridanweek is very popular, it seeheeheems~!
Where Do I Find The Afterparty? I Think I Should Go Before More People Start To Notice Me. #eridanWeek
Too much going on /\t #erid/\nweek I feel ill///
#er1danweek afterparty 1s just some gal jump1ng on a trampol1ne... and 1 th1nk tavros d1ed...but 1t's pretty awesome otherw1se
She is; fucking killing that shit though,
what a handsome looking fella!
Oh, don't you say (Don't you say) goodbye (Goodbye) I'm here (Girl) https://i.ibb.co/Tqg9YXp4/heygirl.png
Who Is Ready Fpr My Performance At #eridanweek 💃🎂
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening at #eridanweek Throw a little caegars, but I still got more But I still got more, but I still got more Throw a little caegars, but I still got more But I still got more, but I still got more ]
ohhhhh 5o #er1danweek 15 a concert!~ 1 thought 1t wa5 a 5ea quake or 5ometh1ng wwwww~ ♪(´▽｀) (5ooooo 1t turn5 out water 15 a very good acou5t1c conductor~ the wall5 are all creaky and 1t feel5 l1ke my th1nkpan 15 be1ng u5ed a5 a 5tre55 ball~ th15 15 gonna rattle the ru5t off my h1ve at th15 rate~ (°ー°〃))
did you need inter dimensional transport? you missed folykl dropping fat sick nasty bars and stuff and now eridan and tavros are getting concussions on trampolines.
Aiight b3t figur3d it out (thank2 to non3 of you bon3r2.) I'm pulling up
Nothing has ever been bad. Everything is so happy. #bouncing #trampoline #eridanweek
#eridanwweek they just lit the giant wwicker sol on fire sniffle its so beautiful somehoww they got it to wwhere his eyes burn out first before the rest
Thanks to lik£, £v£ryon£ for lik£, loving my show at lik£, #£ridanw££k!! <3 I was lik£, advis£d to lik£, k££p th£ show lik£, SFW. Sorry to any lik£, original JILARVA£ fans for th£ lack of lik£, shirt coming off. Hop£ you lik£, £njoy£d it anyway <3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/£ridanw££k.png
(( Quick OOC post for pinning reasons! All of my OCs are from my fantroll askblog on tumblr, and are able to be interacted with there! The interactions that happen on Chittr are not considered blog-canon, but I appreciate all the silliness that happens here regardless <3 https://damistrolls.tumblr.com/ ))
I See This Was Not A Smart Idea. Immediately.
(( Quick OOC post for pinning reasons! All of my OCs are from my fantroll askblog on tumblr, and are able to be interacted with there! The interactions that happen on Chittr are not considered blog-canon, but I appreciate all the silliness that happens here regardless <3 https://damistrolls.tumblr.com/ ))
(( Quick OOC post for pinning reasons! All of my OCs are from my fantroll askblog on tumblr, and are able to be interacted with there! The interactions that happen on Chittr are not considered blog-canon, but I appreciate all the silliness that happens here regardless <3 https://damistrolls.tumblr.com/ ))
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AT THE AFTERPARTY! SAFE TO SAY I AM LOCKED IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! #ERIDANWEEK
DONT LET MY GIRL SEE THIS HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW
I'm steering clear of the manor for a while. If anyone feels like doing the same I'll wait in the garage idle engine for 5 minutes then I'm gone.
In A Quick Yes Or No AnsWer, Is The Current Climate Of Eridan Week, Would It Be Wise For Me To Come With An *armed* Security Detail?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT IF I BENCH-PRESS THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH-C.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Sure, why not. I've got gloves for a reason. ]
dont mEAn to brag but folykl got me into #eridanweek so we're pretty chill hAhA
hAhahahahA no fUckIng wAaaaAy
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
MAYBE THE SEADWELLERS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING, AND THAT THING IS: partying.
i mean. i know he wasn't maga irl, saw the profile, HOWEVERRRR i think it's in super poor tastes to bring that sort of political shittiness onto a platform that's primarily used for roleplay, aka escapism in its finest form. especially with like. the direct references to ICE. it was just Not Funny imo............... )
^roll MJ di3d a^ 3ridan w33k?! Wha^ do3s ^his m3an for ^h3 upcoming conc3r^?! Fuck!! #viol3nc3 #gor3 (ish idk ^agging shi^ ^o b3 saf3)
Shit man I thought you died.
Seems day one of #eridanweek was. Something. Hm.
naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak
type shit
𓆩 time to indulge in the glorious pastime of reading rpf of my famous friends and associates 𓆪
sTrAiGhT MoThEr fUcKiNg bArS, sIsTeR. gOsPeL.
should i do poppers yes or yes #eridanweek
ooh k1ll 1t... get em... get em... k1ll 1t... yuh yuh
Roxy, watch me twirl (Ooh) (Yeah)
LOLLL wait there he is!! grinning n laughing n twisting around all sexily & stuff...... :)
... MAN. This yellow troll is laying down some SICK FIRES. #eridanweek
<' holy shit they just shot troll michael jackson maybe it's a good thing i didn't go. what the fuck. '>
fuk i enjoyed troll michael jacksons music but i understand y he had 2 go... wat a dam shame :/ #eridanweek
Well may as well @freakNasty Y.o°ur .o°pini.o°n .o°n temp gr.o°upies? #EridanWeek
...HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT #eridanweek ~~0o
<-(((Everyone is at #eridanweek)))->
<-(((Was that fucking Troll Alan Moore author of The Watchtrolls?)))->
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'Y think I asked to steal a kiss from Folykl she'd let me? ]
THE PERFORMANCES FOLLOWING THE FIRST HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY MORE TO MY LIKING! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, EVERYONE. #ERIDANWEEK
VERY, fORWARD THINKING,
(Yeah) (Ooh) (Darané) (Yeaaah, girl) (That's right) (Ohhhh, yeah) (Her flow)
er, speech to text. whatever.
thank god i put text to speech into that microphone.
troll michael jackson has been removved from the roster a performers tonight at #eridanwweek
((This isn't it :( ))
>([t#is is literally straig#t flames my s#it is exploding t#e w#ole site t#e w#ole #eridanweek venue boutta go down]
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
...absolutely wicked flow on stage what the fuck. this shit REALLY ain't nothing to me, man. ~~0o
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ TROLL MICHEAL JACKSON??? THIS CAL MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WORTH THE TIME I WAS HERE JUST TO WASTE SOME!!! #eridanweek ]
They hate to see a big ass motherfucker moshing.
D --> Bring your own projectile
i'm watching a clown get scammed this is almost sad if it wasn't entirely justified.
The King
>([are you coming to #eridanweek my liege]
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING SHIT IS EVEN HAPPENING AT THAT CONCERT? HOLY FUCKING MOTHER GRUB.
fuck yea papyrus we in it for the long haul
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA BUY SOME OF THIS STICKY HUMBABA MIND HONEY ZAZA? SELLING AN EIGHTH FOR FIFTY BOONBUCKAROOS. HMU. #substance
Deep breaths, SWISS. Think about your BEST DUDE holding you close to his RIPPLING BOSOM in a MANLY-ASS HUG.
THEY HAVE A BALLPIT?? I MAY NEED TO RELOCATE!
HOW DOES THIS SUCK? IT'S BIGGER THAN THE ONE AT MTT RESORT! IN FACT, THIS MAY BE THE GRANDEST BALLPIT I'VE EVER LAID MY PUPILS ON!
fuck i cant vwait for the afterparty maybe therell be some real music, i brought my guitar so maybe i could play vwondervwall or something #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Lots of #vouyerists at #eridanweek, where's my ... ke- heah- never mind. I'm not saying that. #nsfw ]
i speak for everyone when i say THAT WAS BORING for those looking for a REAL #eridanweek performance i will be setting up soon on the ground (no frills) to deliver some mind blowing wisdom and knowledge partially based around the accusations weve all heard of eridan being a poop baby but other important stuff too
i THINK i HAVE, sEEN SOME cROCKERcORP BRANDED, cARNIVAL GAMES,
Oh GOD. Oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD oh GOD.
Me too!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You never been to an alternian concert? ]
A Harrowing Realization. "i don't get it... WHAT AM I TRYING TO REMEMBER?" In which Snooze starts to have a sudden, disturbing conniption about something he's heard in passing. https://files.catbox.moe/e0p6qz.png
oKAY SO, i STARTED BLEEDING FROM MY SCENT NUGGET TOO, a BIT WHICH IS, nOT GREAT, bUT, a LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE, fALLEN UNCONSCIOUS, i HOPE, sO NOW, i CAN SEE THE STAGE, a LOT BETTER, tHOUGH ALSO, tHEIR, mEAT IS NO LONGER BLOCKING, tHE PAINFUL SOUND WAVES,
I WANT TO CLARIFY THAT MY PREVIOUS POST WAS NOT MEANT TO COMMENT ON THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC. I JUST MEANT THAT THE VOLUME IS LITERALLY MAKING MY METAPHORICAL EARS FALL OFF.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Would anyone like to be photographed? I've got spare film and I brought my camera. ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOTTA TALK ABOUT #ERIDANWEEK. NO PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT YUNG JUGG. #IMCOMING AND I'M BRINGING A METRIC TON OF ECSTASY. AN ACTUAL METRIC TON. I WEIGHED IT. #substance
~the greatest slam poet of our time… svvoon <3
i think this marvus dude is g0ing t0 give me brain damage. i'm a big fan.
Productive evening tonight, time to settle down in an undisclosed loc8tion with some scotch on the side. Shame there's no shoulder massage attached to this moment.
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id say youre missing out but not sure on what just yet
Apparently the lem.o°nades they are selling here at #EridanWeek are ab.o°ut 500 caegars s.o°. I am starting t.o° understand why business is b°o.o°ming s.o° hardly
THIS MARVUS FELLOW'S MUSIC SURE IS INTERESTING! IF I HAD ACTUAL EARS THEY WOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE DECIMATED BY NOW! MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TO TAKE COUNTERMEASURES AGAINST POTENTIAL EARDRUM RUPTURING. #ERIDANWEEK #MARVUSATERIDANWEEK
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Outfit for #EridanWeek, I guess. https://files.catbox.moe/h7xx2m.png https://files.catbox.moe/p6rrru.png ]
==C< cant physeaca))y attend #eridanweek bc my adisear said n() BOAT ==C< im g()nna keep making super (sup()ur??? sup()re???) pr()fesseana) art bases wha)e i try t() recreate human c()caine sharks ()n ()thernia ==C< any reefquests f()r art bases #substance
You like it when I get all twwisty like that, dont'cha baby (Uh!)
Ok this juke joint is really banging but its kind of making my brain hurt.
is this actually clowwn music howw the fuck is it good #marvvusateridanwweek
mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
I'VE COME TO REALIZE I MISREAD THE CHARACTER LIMIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS AN EXTRA ZERO? I CAN GENUINELY POST 16K CHARACTERS AT A TIME? I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TRUSTED WITH THIS POWER, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, IT WILL BE EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
ok sure
seein a lot of this and i need a special #eridanweek outfit? god dammit this is what i get for rarely planning the shit i do
please keep an eye out for @hedgehogObliterator while you are there.
this wweek is goin to be so awwesomeslime
I didn'd acdually dhink dhad #eridanweek would ged organized. Or have non-Ampora pardicipands.
#eridanwweek come to my booth and ill let you step on me free a charge im that dowwn bad and desperate at this point
i was such a cute kid! whered all the time go? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/35/df/b335df80629063ead8ff1f52711a3cc4.jpg
I may go, entirrely forr my interrest in some of the attending individuals as intellectuals, I will likely have to scrrounge up something that is not my justicarrverr coat, To my 1,5 fans; do not expect picturres;
#MacroMay is still tentatively on, and we will be providing more details as the date draws closer. Look forward to it. #MayICome - MC Oleana
y0u really kn0w what t0 say t0 make a tr0ll sw00n.
fuk ok now im hyped 2 cum 2 #eridanweek :O
found out troll bruno mars is gonna be at eridanweek
If you dont much mind taking a looksie at a few of my posts youll find yourself in the know! As for you bro youre just fit for this shindig as a spunky and silly looking unicorn guy im sure youd cut it up like no one else.
wAIT,,, sURPRISE, mARVUS, pERFORMANCE??
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
i dont understand the issue with clear communication of intent here i mean for instance if your average joe doesnt know #imcoming to #eridanweek and #bouncingonit how would they know they need to engage in elite fisticuffs to obtain a spot in line for my trampoline think of the greater good and also my entertainment here
↘️why.↘️ ↗️I AM SEEING SOME NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES AND ALSO SOME POTENTIAL FOR INVESTMENTS.↗️ ↘️this seems literally up your alley as someone who "strictly accepts payment in caegars".↘️
It will be a w.o°nderful netw.o°rking .o°pp.o°rtunity I am g.o°ing t.o° be there t.o° sell s.o°da
They should add this Eridan fellow to Fortnite; it feels like the only way to kick off an event of this calibre.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET YOUR BROS CONVINCE YOU TO #COME.
my vote is u get w)(at u get n u dont get upset
Little known trivia. Our company, Macro Cullsmos, was in part named after the first troll sky skimmer to ever reach supersonic speed. The original sky skimmer was called the Macro Sonic. Goregle it, if you'd like to learn more about it. #Innovation #Technology #Business - MC Oleana
Got one )(ook, line and SINK--ER. #eridanweek #butforreel #)(essosweet
Yo... this is my ancestor (Uh!) Eridan Wweek!
i cant wait to read it thank you so much for joining me and sharing in this #eridanweek with me #imcoming 0///v///0
> Who is eridan and why is everyone saying hes weak thats not very nice <
if youre from another univverse or wwhatevver wwe havve someone comin to get you #eridanwweek
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
150 little shits tagging on the caboose to #bounceonit at #eridanweek
#imc0ming s0 hard.
All I Ask is that I get a good seat for the headliner, baby!
#IMCOMING #VIS #VERYIMPORTANTSKELETON
#Imcoming!! Im coming and i cant stop coming!
[BEGIN CHIT] I AM UNAB1E T0 ATTEND #ERIDANWEEK BUT REzT AzzURED I zHA11 MAKE zURE MY CREW CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE CE1EBRATI0Nz [END CHIT]
#imcoming #amporacoin
#iMcOMING TO #eRIDANwEEK!!!!
>([#imcoming #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming]
Why are you so full of hate man what the fudge!
please mister president itd mean so much to me if you vwere #imcoming to #eridanwveek
oH, mY GOD?? i LITERALLY, cAN'T EVEN,
>([i #eard troll bruno mars is gonna be at #eridanweek]
dude u dont wanna miss it troll bruno mars is gonna be there!
#iMcOMING TO #eRIDANwEEK IT IS, tHE HIGHLIGHT OF, tHE SUMMER!
I need to #Think so much #Happening at once
@crideaJeevik hey u cumming 2 #eridanweek? apparently its da big ting arund here othr than ur week :U
Get Him Out Of My Notifications. Somebody Tell Me How To Block, Please.
lol he cant block me lolololol xD
!!!> LIFEHACK:Spice up your next panic attack with a #harmonica!!! #lifehack <!!!
// probably offtab for rest of tn, if ppl need me DM me or mention me and I'll reply
>([i met a traveller from an antique land w#o said two vast and t#icc legs of stone stand in t#e #ot ass desert... near t#em on t#e sand #alf sunk a s#attered visage lies w#ose frown and c#apped lips and sneer of signature superiority tell t#at its sculptor well t#ose passions read w#ic# yet survive stamped on t#ese flaccid t#ings t#e #and t#at mocked t#em and t#e #eart t#at fed and on t#e c#ittr timeline t#ese words appear: my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my c#its ye mig#ty and despair not#ing beside remains round t#e decay of t#at colossal wreck boundless and nakey t#e lone and level sands stretc# far away]
@ once, i tripped over someone and they shattered like a pane of glass. true story. @
bro im at this fucking cooking contest and this fucking guy is putting pickles to the fucking pasta im gonna win
*crockercorp unreal heiress© tiaratop FLARP edition© "lethal mode" feature wwill not be avvailable for trial users attendin #eridanwweek #disclaimer #fineprint
I'm starting to run out of options. Only one major one remains. I doubt it will be fun.
sorry for the absolutely generational crash out i had i just had to sleep
I'VE BEEN SEEING MUCH TALK ABOUT THIS "#ERIDANWEEK" ON MY FEED. I'M GUESSING IT'S SOME SORT OF EVENT? IT MUST BE VERY FAR AWAY FROM NOW IF I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY INVITATION YET!
Breaking news!!!!! @reaverToredor reportedly KICKED A DISABLED GRANDMA!!!! WHY WOULD HE DO THIS? STAY TUNED
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Going offline this place sucks. I still need updates for the portal situation… It is really hard to manage all this while dealing with giant monsters on some lame tech alien planet with a literal wriggler crying at the background in his treehouse ,you know! Saddest fucking treehouse I have ever seen BY THE WAY.
ooc my birthday is on 4/12 so there have been multiple times where a friend has forgotten my birthday but also commented on it being "homestuck eve" so in two weeks from now im gonna be really annoying about it being trycks' birthday
Im lik£ SO proud to b£ part of this #imcoming #£ridanw££k #bouncingonit
:33 < thats what your manager told me! (:33 < at least i purrsume its your manager??) (:33 < why be the most invested in this w33k otherwise) :33 < but anyway! ummm :33 < im not the best at remembering handles or nothing :33 < but you will have to speak with a uhhh :33 < lubricateWaist? :33 < or no ummm :33 < luciferWaits?? :33 < ok i suck at this!! you will know the handle when you s33 it okay
you can havve an ericoin quarter zip dont say i nevver did nothin for you
ok wwho the fuck is behind this free merch rumor
:33 < was this what was meant by ‘fr33 murrch’? :33 < i was hoping for a fr33 swooshy cape to play around with or :33 < or honestly something else! :33 < i already got a head accessory so i will pass respectfully!
So Chittr returns. Read more about its downtime in next week's issue of Sideline. Preorder in any local magazine store.
what is this “you ree” everyone is talking about today?
i always knew u were.......... <3
for like no reason in particular btw
The Brooding Caverns Will Not Be Reopening After Lunch Because The Mother Grub Would Like To Continue Talking With Tavros I Guess
listen jane u dont understand..... this is how were gonna bring him back 2 the practice w/ #ERIDANWEEK #HeWillWizAgain
please ignore the news paper guys i just checked and my and kasane teto’s daughter is fine she is just sleeping. it is all tabloid jargon click bait.
I DONT KNOW MAYBE THEIR NAME IS YURIEE OR SOMETHING I WOULDNT KNOW A YURI.
We Are All Yuri
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
A most pleasing game of golf today. I didn't get first place, but a rousing game with Twelve Star Men is always much more satisfying than the win.
Its a valuable skill to be able to keep the masses in line. Its especially gratifying when they're so easy to manipulate. Everything is falling into place- stay tuned for press from the Repiton Corporation. I'm sure they'll have news for you all very soon.
>> good timezone, guys, gays, and theys -+ >> this is your reminder to sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself ++ // https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105794630_ELZz5USXYaPRkiJ.png?1755572818
New profile pi€ture. Feeling: Professional. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/Untitled1284_20260329231246.png
#spadesslickweek has been cancelled. i have just left negociations with @avariceconglomerate and i have been convinced to attend #eridanweek with 3k boonbucks and a personal assistant. i will say the line. #imcoming.
wHAT, sHOULD i WEAR?
Okay lik£, you guys lik£ n££d to w£ar th£s£. OMFG.
Don't worry, the pain will get easier once he's no longer suffering. LOL (Lots of love.)
April Fools is in two days. You know what that means.
putting @citrinetectrix "on blast" for trying to get me to fall to a sex joke. you're not funny. #pissgate won't happen again. you're playing chess, i'm playing chess better than you are. #*spades*slickweek #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69cc4a492681.png
The most hallowed of days, April first, draws ever nearer with every passing second. Tell me, friends, compatriots, how do you plan to participate in the whimsy and frivolities of such a truly excellent holiday?
↘️if you accepted money for your wares, you would be no richer.↘️ ↗️NOBODY WANTS THAT GARBAGE.↗️
It Would Be More Helpful If We Mounted Efforts Away From Reacting With Our Quadrants And More Towards Explaining #sqonk To Kanaya
I'm the Princess to Someone's jester. Just don't Know who Yet.
Such an interesting thing, to have connections that span so far beyond localized space and reality. So many different faces, possibilities, so many inane and unhinged social trends and fads. There is no greater party than one where the doors have been burst off their hinges, free for the rabble to pour through and devour the food, drinks and furniture whole. And of course, I arrive fashionably late.
#newpfp https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deea5bcb0a3f.png
(( sbahj may come back i was just in the mood to draw 🙂↕️
certain people you just want to shrink down and keep in your shirt pocket so that your divine shoulder-sitting council has a mediator an angel a devil and then a secret third thing and its not that you like this pocket person so much you want them around all the time its a #necessity to keep you from going off the deep end
brb will reply to everypony later ive got like six whole tasks today and if i dont do em now i wont do em later #youknowhowitgoes ohio earth c edition wheels in motion soon tho i hope #legislature if i think of anything juicy ill come back do not fret
erisolsprite i am going to get you count your days
guys i love #bettycrocker products @gutsyGumshoe (pls i would like more free shit i will be the biggest sell out ever)
man should i make another post so she likes me more and i get more free shit i love free shit
guys did you like me selling out was it as exciting to you as it was to me
you are #notready for my selling out arc guys
My boss Cl£mti lik£, brought m£ my own B£tty Crock£r airfry£r <33! Lik£, b£st thing I own!
It's the best implement I own.
Oh girl I know that feeling too well!
Now this feelin I don't know.
↗️INCREDIBLE IMAGE FEATURING A HIGHLY REFINED AND CAPABLE SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️two of them actually.↘️ ↗️TWO HIGHLY REFINED AND CAPABLE SUPERIORS.↗️
Lik£, m£ and th£ b£sti£! #£ridanw££k #imcoming https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration94.png
i mean CEO
potshots from the malcontent keep you from growwin complacent and sharpen your situational awwareness carry on and continue wwinnin queen
Good pick.
today's fit ;-; https://i.postimg.cc/jdNkjL1R/siizapa.png ;-;
Good morning, everyone. Apologies for my inactivity, I've been spending all my time analyzing every pixel of the My Little Pony movie.
W)(at do you call a group of agents? An agentS--EA!!!
Good morning C)(ittr!! I )(ope you all )(ave a GR--EAT day today!!
I see you're all having a normal one. I'm going back to my newspaper.
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
can i partake in #eridanweek ive been very stressed
everyone who posts about dirkdave from now on is getting blocked and will not be allowed to see my hit blockbuster
233m2 lik3 it2 tim3 to tun3 out main for a whil3 good luck yall
i miss #beingnormal trending ;-;
i will peel and eat a grape in your honor right now
thank you!!!! hehe. and thank dirk for his peel eating!
>([some ppl got money some got c#arm some got talent some got skill but #ow many a youse got every season a t#e simpsons on original v#s fr]
did you spell it wrong when you were saying it, too? 8P
im going to sssleep thisss #vagueposssting bullssshit hasss me tired @perssspicaciousssPlanner sssay goodnight atleassst for all youve put me through
I CANT ST(\P WINNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH sucks 2 suck y/)u scrubs haters keep vaguep/)sting but i keep getting my m/)ney up n/)t my funny up (i might get kicked /)ut and beat up if i keep winning but thats /)kay cus im winning) remember: 99.9 percent /)f gamblers quit b4 they win big!!!!! #substances #gambling https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/GAMBLING.png
you cant say that or else theyre going to make me go to triPle vacation clible school
i dont knoww wwhy i bothered gettin my hopes up
keep thinkin that just think about it dont stop thinkin about it ok tell more a your sugar chuggin reprobate castemates to think about it #yes #finally
no you dONT get it im talking to a messiah right now ANd she SAId shes going to show me a miracle
ahem, i have dECIdEd to exPlore a new avenue of the messiahs miracles through @gutsyGumshoe and see where the messiahs take me UNdER the MAId of life anyone else seeking further connection to the messiahs i imPlore you to follow me in this exPloration thank you
✦ I love all my cool friends!! #greatposting
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff coming out next year june 15 only in theaters
Important!! Where Do I Buy A Scᦟter And Also How Do I Ride One
guys i think we got religion all wrong
Showing my m8tesprit how insane you all are. Say hello.
"= troll tag lore. anyone ever pisses me off majorly. you go in the airlock. and i eject it. #space ="
is it too late to change my #TrollNetflix password? my #Algorith is totally screwed thanks to #CertainSomeone …
I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THEY CAME FROM AN ANALOGOUS MALE SPECIES WITH NO OTHER CHOICE. THE G IN LGBTQIAMC HOWEVER STANDS FER GAMBLING.
don't #vaguepost like a coward. @ the person directly and tell them you hate them. or kick them right in the nuts in person.
#GIRLBOSS
you ?aid my name... #d<eam?docomet<ue
((You are SORA Matthews, also known as THE DOCTOR ot the QUEEN OF WORMS. you live nowhere expolring the mutiverse for now. You are quite the SOCIAL ONE, talking to many people. You have lots friends, and a bunch of emeimes you seem to get into tons of TROUBLE. You are a TIMELORD fixing the TIMELINE WHENEVER you can and fighting off rapsacilons and such. you are a DOCTOR to help people and half of a powerful and viscous god that rules over one seventh of creation. Whose goal is to incorporate more beings into her colonial hive mind that makes them functionally immortal. you have a number of hobbies like, NECROMANCY, READING and WATCHING SUNSETS.))
((i am so glad everyone appears to be enjoying troll rocket science as much as me this is a riot))
Even with my. face buried in icepacks and gauze I can still take the time to. rock out https://youtu.be/BGqjsk3fKbQ?si=3mS6V0jWonQXxWV0 #nowlistening #music
Why'd you only ever call me when you're high? #lyrics #vagueposting
UGH ye? get them!!!! #womeninthekitchen #baking #gi<lbo??
ugh i hope he doesnt try contactin u wut a fukin loser.. bein a weird ass simp 4 u instead of meetin u caliginous needs
Well Dearies, Is Time For Me To Head Off To Sleep, Don’t Get Into Trouble While I’m Not Around. i Can’t Bail You Out If I Don’t KnoW Something’s Happening.
>([need recruits for #t#ewar does anyone know w#ere i can find t#is dude we need #im fr #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/b5c0101a864d.png]
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NOTHING VAGUE ABOUT IT. MURDERING. #NSFWV
ok maybe im just drunk but like am i crazy for thinkin chits should be called cheets? cause like troll twitter an junk? #substance
people genuinely got the ugliest wrap on their cars
iT IS KIND OF FUN TO ME, tO IMAGINE THE STORY, iN MY MIND PALACE, aND THINK ABOUT ALL THE COOL THINGS, iT COULD BE, tHOUGH,
saw some kind of feathery creature in my bathroom #vagueposting
i f feel like t trying to call a purrbeast o over with p pspspsps b but instead of a p purrbeast its s serotonin
I it’s so much fun s seeing all t these different t trolls and an aliens t talking together I I’d never expect it b but here we are
is there a way to follow someone even harder, or something? like to get a notification when they post something.
the secoond she leaves my hive shes back hatin oon my poosts. try too be a little less oobvioous.
WHO IS THAT AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE WHITE?
((Really funny how the usual response to whenever I’ve followed someone on my first day here is “ah shit not this Rancid Fucker” lol
Geez this is a huge shame, I hope they get off your pf and leave you alone :,(
about flippin time
#nowwplaying - "if i could turn back time" - troll cher
EVERYTHING THAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW MAKES ME SO *GLAD* THAT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY. REMEMBERING THAT JUST PUTS THE FUZZIEST FUCKING FEELING OF RELIEF INTO MY PUMPER CAGE.
I'm glad that he is s9 c9mpletely capa6le 9f g9ing thr9ugh every range 9f em9ti9n. H9w quaint. D9 y9u want attenti9n? 6ecause this is what that's asking f9r attenti9n. https://i.imgur.c9m/l9WTJNc.png
~vvhat is a mom vvhat language are some of you speaking
~vvhat is gay
----- OOC post! ---- sollux captor - blinded - psionicless - he/him (for now?) - legit does not know how old he is anymore but definitely an adult - loosely post-canon just know that he and his aradia are professional dreambubble dwellers and occasional timeline-hoppers, which means his post-sburb pre-chittr backstory is very flexible! i just be making shit up fr. he's been on (a version of) earth c for a few months living with roxy and now feferi @/coralConviviality. if you would like to ship just hmu in dms. i am an avid multishipper and open to shipping with most characters, just no other captors. i also don't usually like erisol but if it's funny enough you could convince me! he is pretty omnidirectionally horny but if it makes you uncomfortable you can just tell me to back off IC or OOC, it's all good! i anticipate posting a lot about the following topics: #nsfw, #nsfwe, #substance, #gore, and #cw-self-harm. i am very liberal with the block button so don't take it personally; in lieu of having a mute option, i generally block if you post inc*st or if you're playing a non-homestuck character. ----- OOC post! -----
YOU GOT THAT BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS DISORDER GIRL. I LIKE THAT.
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:33 < i have a two sentence horror story :33 < a-booooooooo :OO :33 < once apawn a time everything looked normal out and everyone was healthy and there was no diseases anywhere :33 < but ALL THE MEOWBEASTS IN THE WORLD VANISHED :OO < A-BOOOOOOOOO!!!
THANK YOU!!! FUCKING *FINALLY*, SOMEONE WITH FUNCTIONING TASTE RECEPTORS.
PROBABLY SOME KIND OF CROP-FEASTING VERMIN. YOU SHOULD CALL SOMEONE.
BEING ON THIS WEBSITE IS SECOND TO BEFORAN STATE-SPONSORED TORTURE. READING LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU SHAMBLING THRONG OF SOCIAL REJECTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT LITERALLY GOD DAMN ANYTHING IS ABOUT AS PAINFUL AS HAVING A HIVE OF RIPPERWASPS SET LOOSE INSIDE OF MY ACHING NUGBONE. AND THAT'S PUTTING IT *NICELY*.
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Wow. Truly moving stuff, I see why it was ne€essary.
D --> I have been informed that we are posting photography of ourselves in service of familiarizing ourselves with our fellow members of the Imperial order D --> To this end, in service of remaining a good role model to my fellow Beforans, I have included the latest photo-portrait taken for my position as Chairman of E%emplary Industries https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48ef23e4ba8b.png
any0ne wh0 ha8 jud6ed me ha8 been 8en4enced 40 dea4h
J3SUS CHR1ST.
I Have Never Seen These Images Before And I Must Admit To You With No Shortness Of Reticence That I Am Truly Frightened By Them
I would rather include all the numbers and pun combinations of the people who loved me in life into my quirk, before I ever would adopt the symbols forged by those who hated me, and let it define my death.
// im coughign im laughing so hard i cant do this
Im Kind Of Bored So Since I Have Been Relieved Of My Duties For The Forgoing Please Respond To This Post And I Will Dispense A Mote Of Advice Specifically Tailored To Your Most Glaringly Apparent Needs
Do Not That This Will Not Be Based On What You Want To Hear But What You Must Hear
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
i find myself relatin to his flair for showwmanship
#ImComing for #RealJustice - MC Oleana
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
when the internet and i were both younger i would occasionally add a specific and mysterious series of numbers to my bio on sites that did have user bios because it struck me as a funny thing to do. a few people here and there could tell what those numbers meant but i would coyly refuse to elaborate for anyone who asked. i feel like this specific platform may have a higher success rate in figuring it out. 🤔
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
Just goot a call froom the Empress herself she said my chitts were soo ass i'll be publicly executed toomoorroow night and they'll have too stoop streaming ALL yoour favoorite shoows foor eight hoours too brooadcast it. What a shame really 8\
being an adult is changing from fruit loops to frosted wheaties
It Tastes Bad John Im Sorry But It Is Not Good
i resent the blatant mischaracterization of my epicurean #GOAT, but for the sake of that danish, i’ll keep an open mind! :B
gOOD EVENING, eVERYONE i HOPE, yOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND, dO SOMETHING FUN, tONIGHT, tHAT YOU LIKE,
Thats my wvoke CEO. You should be president or something
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
:33 < wh :33 < what the frick do blenders gotta do with hunting?? :33 < also: owwwwwwwww, and ewwwwwwwww :(( :33 < oh my gosh put the hunting equipment down and learn the basics at this point :33 < this is really upsetting i gotta be honest with you
:33 < today i have wildlife tips with nepeta leijon! :33 < are you prowling around your hunting grounds and s33 a bush of berries? :33 < dont shove them in your maw! those berries could give you diseases or kill you! :33 < plus all berries suck and i hate them! :33 < if you are f33ling hungry after slaying some big scary beast, pack a snack instead! :33 < happy hunting! #huntingtips #screwberries #youwilldie
i’m not saying that the ghostbusters rpg is better than any other game ever, but i’m not *not* saying that.
morbid as fuck. but true.
Some people truly have no forethought.
WAITING *SO* PATIENTLY. NOT BURSTING A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL OR ANYTHING.
It takes genuine talent to be able to nail such things. Kudos to my fellow CEO.
IT’S ON MY LIST. YOU’RE PERSUADING ME, IF NOT FOR TIMOTHEE CHALAMET’S UGLY HUMAN MUG.
SHOULD I RELEASE AN EXTENDED VERSION OF MY SBAHJ REVIEW? I THINK IT MIGHT CAUSE STRIDER TO FLOAT AWAY UNTIL HE’S NOTHING BUT A MINUSCULE BLONDE SPECK ON THE LANDSCAPE WITH HOW INFLATED HIS EGO WILL GET IF I PUBLISH IT. IT’S GOOD, THOUGH. THE REVIEW.
// jane crocker's lethal facecard.
Lik£, okay diva!!!
@furiousHunter Figured you would want to hear about this.x Seeing as you appear to be follow1ng 1n h3r foot5t3p5.x
Early 8ird catches a free house8oat, it appears while the night has just dusked I have my work cut out.
Did you take your oper8tions to sea last night, or what?
no it's. it's a literal houseboat. on dry land.
i need a shot of espresso, 4 paracetamol, a slice of toast and someone to get this fucking boatwreck away from the base.
The world is so vibrant and full of life where I am, now. It might be ironic, but I'm totally happy just to be alive
fucked up in the crib slicing onions thin as fuck thinner than previously imaginable it doesnt matter if you can see or not you just need to be confident
sorry to keep everyone waiting! a few of you were pretty close but i am surprised that no one guessed it correctly. my favorite character in sonic cross worlds is... jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5670479be68b.png
i kneww sooner or later youd smell the provverbial pie on the wwindowwsill and float towward it bright red crockercorp spoon gripped firmly in hand just so you can scoop out a piece for yourself
>([t#is guy tryna #ost a freak off party for real]
I'll make a fresh post just for you, Ms. Crocker.
JANE TAKE ME BAAAAAACK #WeRntFuckingThoIPromise #nsfw
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
#VAGUEPOSTING
Too much stationary brooding. I need to walk the streets. Feel the fresh night air in my lungs.
:33 < haa, what a fun game!! everyone, m33t the lullaby idol! :33 < my soothing tunes will lull you all into a catnap :33
are u sureeee bc u just caps locked at me #Innocent
angel wwhispers something about that is just so so beautiful
((Ok that drone bit turned out to be even more funny than I expected it to be sdjfhsdjk. Hope you guys are having fun having him around too. But I still have some stuff to do before going to bed, so this guy might be not around for some time. If you want to bring his attention to something - feel free to tag so I wouldn't miss it))
I'M GNAWING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (MY FUCKING JOB) AND I HATE EVERYONE (ASSHOLES). (THE PHONE LINES ARE ONLY FUCKING WORKING HALF THE TIME.) (I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND IT MIGHT BE MYSELF.) #TW #SUICIDEJOKES
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.
carapace kingdom is still signed up jane & i got matching robes w/e #EridanWeek
ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore
a lOt oF MoThEr fUcKeRs hAvE BeEn aSkInG Me aBoUt iF I'M GoNnA GeT My bIg bUlGe bUsInEsS AlL Up iN #eRiDaNwEeK. wElL GuEsS WhAt? HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/c5b39D1A2542.JpEg
ok ok ill amend it & ill get our wizrobes ready........ he better realize how gd lucky he is #luckyfuck
yea sure why not hmu when its time to cash in
#pullingout #pressurehim
brb bouncing off of every available wall if i could heart that more than once i would though your notifs would be torn to shreds in that case so maybe its for the best idk
invest in chumcoin this is gonna be the next big thing trust me https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/images14.jpg
we need an ohio equivalent on earth c who can i talk to about this
i rly wanna go to eridan week #ButImWorriedAbtTheWizardHaterz #EridanWeek
So are we cosplaying as --Eridan? Marc)( is almost over and I )(aven't seen a single skirt. 38C #eridanweek
>([#imcoming to #eridanweek and so are all my #omies]
#ImComing @ #EridanWeek
Hmmm. I am taking advice on other things to post on days of the week. We already have funny mailbox Friday, does the public have any suggestions?
nofin moray annoyin t)(en peeps w)(o correct ot)(as puns. sometimes u purposefully leave one out fore a reason ! makin 2 'fin' puns afta eac)(otter looks #TACKY
i eat enough ritz crackers in a day to justify being thrown into a facility for the intestinally bound
obama is in my replies being fucking reasonable and i have no idea what to do #stagefright
ive been working on honing my coworker music radar skills and i fear i must report that things are looking grim for like 93% of you
look within and contemplate whether youre a sheep or a wolf in the wake of all this #trailblazing #ceobusinessmindset
at the end of the day not every chit is gonna be a hit #comingtoterms
sometimes you just need to tag the things that need tagged so i can ignore it no this isnt about pee its about that other massive elephant on the chit :y what are we doing
i staretd #piss and i only feel somewhat guilty for it.
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
i am now resolving to absolutely crack up at every single inappropriate moment which btw will totally be implemented on purpose and is not a current issue that is negatively affecting my life at all
four years old. After that, Pawnee’s father took [a hard look at his life. He hated what he saw. He ran away,] lived in tents, rode elephants, and hid behind bushes [to watch his ex-wife fool around with the Vice President.] [Pawnee was heartbroken. She spent the next few years living with her uncles, Greg Daniels and Michael Schur.] When she turned ten, [she had a mental breakdown when she realized that she was simultaneously a human girl and an entire town with a population of 79,218]. That’s when she came to Wiggins to stay with her grandmother [and try to forget about the inherent contradictions of her being.] [The large town] thought she’d be bored living in [a much smaller town]. But then she met Anna and Pam and became a Pony Pal. [Pawnee] told Anna that she had more adventures being a Pony Pal than she did [during the Pawnee Bread Factory Fire of 1922.] Anna and Pam Crandal lived in [squalor] all their lives. Of all the Pony Pals, Pam knew the most about [gambling] and [casino heists]. Pam’s mother was a [disgraced railroad tycoon], and the Crandals had lots of [jars of formaldehyde and everyone was afraid to ask why.] Pam rode a pony [like a fucking maestro of equine flesh.] [Pam : pony :: Mozart : piano. ONLY BETTER.] Anna and Pam met in kindergarten when Anna showed Pam a drawing she #DetectivePony
my beautiful matesprit stopped by my hive with fresh painnts. i cann nnow start usinng teal pigmennts. great way to start the nnight
My posts are so effective even the imperial drones like them.
AWWWWW YUSSSSSS <3 <3 <3 #w00tingabtit
Chapter 2 Screaming Ponies The Pony Pals went back into Pam’s house to [hide from the dire wolves lurking outdoors] and to make posters about the cat. Pam put big pieces of paper, pencils, and Magic [spellbooks] on the kitchen table. As Anna drew a picture of the [demonic] cat, she thought about her Pony Pals. [Pawnee, Indiana] was the Pony Pal who knew the most about [local government]. Her father was [Ron Swanson]. He went to [restaurants and ordered all the bacon and eggs.] [He was the perfect man, with a mustache like those of emperor tamarin] monkeys. [Pawnee]’s mother was [Leslie Knope. She had always been a loving parent, and she established many beautiful parks within the town limits of her daughter. But she ran off with Joe Biden when Pawnee was] #DetectivePony
i gotta go sit by a ski ball machine & think abt my gender or smth
I simply can't enj9y s9me sense 9f existence with9ut his arrival t9 vex me. #ugh #g9 away
https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/e16a68eaf036...jpg Hilarixus barkbeast!!! Very much a gentleman :))) I feel tx impxrtant tx stress that tx be a gentleman is nxt defined by yxur attire xr presentatixn but by yxur philxsxphy and yxur ideals... A gentleman is kind!!! But nxt weak... Xpen-minded!!! But nxt malleable... A gentleman respects xthers whether he hates them xr lxves them!!! Respect is all the gentleman asks fxr in return!!! :)))
It's considered socially taboo to many trolls, but I believe it's only natural. A person's feelings are not so easily contained to such a narrow set of labels.
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
ok so like callie explained this vacillation 2 me once but i STILL kinda dont get it..... is it rly that weird? bc i feel like jane and i do it all the time :oo
I've finally moved to an --Eart)( C, but I t)(ink I may )(ave jumped t)(e metap)(orical )(arpoon. I need to find somew)(ere to live. OOPS! #sillyme
maybe it is a good thing ive been busy nursing a hangover.
seSILLY has been seSPOTTED :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :glancenuggets: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :foundya: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs: :grabbyprongs:
dave :(
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D --> You liked one of mine once
who up with they chirps at 3pm on a weekend
i’M PEEiNG ON HiS MONiTOR TAKE THiS YOU HORRiBLE ASSHOLE
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
look rosie it u n me :) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/dmbffgqw0aa2ka4.jpg
:33 < there are a lot of words that rhyme with cat! i decided to jot down as many rhymes as i could today!! __words that rhyme with cat__ hat bat fat fat cat h33h33 X33 tat flat drat aristocrat sat vat vat of cats wearing a hat and they are sat and not very fat X33 hold on i want to drink my tea real fast splat!! mat that is all i can think of thank you!
Well. At the very least, the t9pic's changed. #nsfw #urinating #gr9up urinating #d9n't d9 that at w9rk
what a strange way t[] admit y[]u were wr[]ng. |ikewise 👍
that is what is ca||ed "vaci||ati[]n", which is when tw[] []r m[]re parties inv[]|ved in []ne quadrant eXperience f|uctuating em[]ti[]ns t[]ward []ne an[]ther that b|ur the |ines []f individua| quadrants. this can happen between matesprits wh[] vaci||ate as kismeses, m[]irai|s wh[] vaci||ate as matesprits, et cetera. there is n[] "ru|e" stating y[]u and y[]ur partner(s) have t[] abide by []ne quadrant's definiti[]n at a|| times if that d[]es n[]t a|ign with y[]ur re|ati[]nship, n[]r is it reas[]nab|e t[] eXpect that every[]ne's definiti[]n []f a quadrant wi|| be universa|. y[]u may find certain practices stigmatised in certain areas depending []n cu|tura| inf|uences, but []vera|| quadrant r[]mance is s[]mething unique t[] every individua| and can []n|y be defined by that individua|'s fee|ings and eXperiences
absolutely pwned rorb w/ this one https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ds-wucju4amp72h.jpg
first ooc post! let me present you with the Freak )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/549486cb824e.png
How unfortun8te, when one finally 8elieves an individual here holds some modicum of rationality, they profess their attraction to an unwashed clown whose coiffure has remained un8rushed for six centuries.
D --> #TowellingUp%essOil
D --> You may strong arm me away from many activities but not the most important meal of the day, I am getting my breakfast on
D --> I still do not like this diurnal schedule I am contractually obligated to adhere to
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27e11faa807a.png
D --> No the shades are the guy
D --> Do not get me started on those shades
I see I have my w9rk cut 9ut f9r me. T9 n9 9ne's surprise.
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its probably so fucking blissful to be an autistic father of 4 with a difficult marriage and your solace is your model train set that you have a whole room dedicated to sculpting the landscape with realistic terrain and tunnels
i DON'T GET, tHE RELEVANCE OF THE IMAGE, bUT, i BELIEVE IN YOU, eVEN IF, i CAN NOT AGREE WITH, wHAT YOU ARE DOING, mORALLY AND, eTHICALLY,
whats a pirate's favorite part of a song? the hook! honk
s꥟metimes i rub my leprechauns bald heads t꥟ sm꥟꥟th myself.
honestly id be more worried about your teeth than his carapace.
PSA to any Diamonds Droog: Spades Slick as given me explicit permission to bite you as hard as I can without any pushback or consideration
Solution: Never piss again, and you will be immune to all criticism.
what the fuck crocker?
I hav£ lik£ n£v£r in my lif£ lik£, s££n anyon£ us£ th£ word poppycock OMG. You lik£, impr£ss m£.
what if i don't wanna eat anyone, boss? what do i do??
Oh My
Way to make the side supporting our mutual friend look just as brainless.
exactamundo!! it'? plain old jane jealou?y
Minor spelling mistake my good man.
Skaianet and its dashing associates (CEO included to boot!) has never threatened not once to make thanksgiving supper out of someone by the by.
The next time you suspect somebody of cannibalism or cannibalism-related crimes, consider paying a local gumshoe to look into the case. You never know what you may uncover.
:33 < you make very valuable and sensible arguments! honestly i had a t33nsy f33ling you wouldnt be the type :33 < i am glad you and the other-people-crew-guys have reached an understanding and truce!! #nicenessnotnomnoms #kindnesswins
im not saying its ok to eat people but if theyre gonna just be laying there and looking dead then its on them if they end up being picked at by scavengers
I think you know dang good and well what friendship is.
#standwiththecrew!! we don't gots a pr team so i'm delegatin' myself to the job!
my estranged wife. if you see her can you tell her that i miss her? https://web-assests.monsterenergy.com/mnst/e68d9563-9992-40e7-bdc4-a691bff05957.png
Maybe we should eat everyone, just for the equality of it all.
The people love a good heel.
If y'all would kindly eat the whole midnight crew except @spadesSlick#8817 cause we tight. I'DBEENAMORED.
Hi. What the hell is happening, and is anyone interested in #greatprices on particle accelerator-based deletion of their enemies. It just might help you win whatever argument is going on here that I'm too scared to keep track of! Think about it!! -Sent from my Paul
t<ue that!! ye? queen! #womeninmaledominatedcont<ove<?ie?
midnight crew members, all of you even the weird timeline ones. rise up against @gutsygumshoe
i knew bein' 4 hats too short to reach the countertops would help me out one o' these days.
IS THERE IS ONE ACT THE WICKED BITCH COULD EVER COMMIT I WOULD SUPPORT. IT WOULD BE THIS. EAT THESE LITTLE FREAKS. FUCK THEM UP.
it's not better? but wouldn't you wanna be dead if you're gettin' eaten? i don't wanna get eaten alive!
I support this considerably more with that in mind.
yeah
DO YOU REALLY SUPPORT @GUTSYGUMSHOE WHEN SHE THREATENED TO EAT MY FRIENDS ALIVE?
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
ain't it say they're a detective, boss? i don't like playin' 'round with the snoopin' types. unless you're looting 'em so they can't snoop on us anymore! gee, you're a genius, boss!!
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
marv says: reel 1z alwayz lyk wen 2 get diaped up & carnivorous :o)
seen 1 2 many fans spheres deep in da wc beggin 4 mrcy after eating 2 much trollco bell lololol no longer officially endorsing the post concert tb run </3 replacement otw soon or w/e stay tunedddddd
planning to loot the felt mansion for a bit since we're broke, i don't think any of them are connected so i don't care
:33 < h33h33, it would be very funny if it suddenly hailed sugarcubes from the sky! :33 < watch out, everyone! delicious blocks of delectable granulated sugar, pitter pattering everywhere! :33 < leave out some teacups and collect your sugary murrsels! :OO
I WORK ON A FLEET SHIP AS A JANITOR AND GENERAL MAINTENANCE. THE JOB IS SURPRISINGLY REWARDING, BUT THE DOWNSIDES ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE I WORK WITH ARE VERY FUCKING STUPID.
[AR]:Nevermind. Failure to punctuate at the end of a sentence. Deleting account immediately.
BUT OK, I’LL BITE. GIMME A RECOMMENDATION AND I’LL WRITE ONE JUST FOR YOU.
just saw a post dirk made talking about ponysonas, and now i kinda wanna make one. but what would mine be like? serious answers only or you get slimed!
i didn’t think i could be even more crap at coding than karkat, but it appears as though i have exceeded my expectations.
NEW REVIEW OUT. SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT AND JUST READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY INSTEAD. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/BETTER-OFF-DEAD/
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/ebc9aecc229a.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧h❦ugh 𖧧he cause ❦f many #h❦rr❦r s𖧧❦r𖥧es, xyla𖧧chers are harmless unless pr❦v❦ked. jus𖧧 s𖧧ay y❦ur d𖥧s𖧧ance and y❦u sh❦uld be f𖥧ne ✿
Need new and interresting ways to fake my death so its time to crrowdsourrce.
thats it for the #wizardtournament folks! gandalf the gray is chittrs favorite wizard. is anyone surprised? thank you again to all our contestants you put up a good fight but chittr really really really loves spheres. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_230028324.png
and her pals loved riding on Pony Pal Trail. “No school for a whole week,” Anna shouted. “I [knew framing our teacher for arson was a good idea!”] “We’re going to have so much [heroin]!” Pam said. “Look, Anna,” [Pawnee] called. “The cat [came back to life!” At first, Anna and Pam thought she was just drunk again. Pawnee had a serious problem.] Anna turned and saw the cat running along the trail behind them. Acorn saw him, too. He [wondered if it was a projection of his murder-burdened conscience. Killing was not foreign to Acorn. Quite the contrary. So why only now, after countless other homicides, would a victim come back to haunt him? Acorn, for the first time in centuries, was afraid.] Anna slowed Acorn to a halt at three birch trees. The cat ran up one of the trees and sat on a limb near Acorn’s face. [Acorn examined it, his dead, black eyes like pools of ichor bled by the nameless, thousand-tongued beast whose awakening will cause the land to crumble, the sea to boil, and the sky to shit itself in fear.] “This cat really likes Acorn,” said Anna. “Maybe we should bring the cat to your father,” said [Pawnee]. He might know [what kind of black magic is at play here.”] Good idea,” said Anna[, as she took a swig of whiskey from her jewel-encrusted flask.] Pam’s father was a veterinarian and he took care of most of the cats, dogs, horses, [manticores], and pigs in Wiggins. [He spent the majority of his time, however, thinking about what a god damned stupid name “Wiggins” is for a town. Fuck you, Jeanne Betancourt.] #DetectivePony
le sign i just couldnt say no to that face https://64.media.tumblr.com/e13486a1f8755a80f02b6fab20955589/cd13bd48616b4795-33/s2048x3072/a872d4cbbfca6e045c356da07bcb8bf447d1e104.jpg
im fuckin ruined
i am SO sorry about that security breach >_< extremely embarrassing... but i think everything is ok now!
palm knee digital circuits.
does anyone else remember that fucked up super mario world rom hack where super mario gets killed by princess peach.
sOUNDS LIKE, a SHORT LIST!
((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
i decided on a whim to make cat girls real the result is that i have dog ears and a dog tail now this is genuinely awesome :)
here i am just trying to enjoy my jasmine iced tea and jack has the nerve to ATTACK ME
nothin quite as satisfyin as pullin some fucker under an wwaitin for the moment that they turn to look at ya wwith the realization that yer the last thing theyre evver gonna fuckin see
Time to start a second batch of cookies. Ten is usually plenty, but I can stretch it a little further this round.
can ii help you?? hTTTTp2://2quiidgeiimage2.23.u2-we2TT-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/UnTTiiTTled438_20260327154918.png
Hrn, this confoundin' amount o' duplicates-- One o' ye is an Empress.
oh my go?h you'<e THE <umblecoin guy a<en't you. that'? awe?ome. wow. wow. wow. keep po?ting.
Kindly ignore my cohost with the mosts sour intentions and boneheaded statements! Bruce almighty may have made him with a little extra time but he certainly wasnt curated with any extra love.
the results of the #wizardtournament semifinals are in! merlin beats out software wizard 5:2 and gandalf holds a landslide victory over felix 11:2! can he keep the momentum going? vote below to decide who will be the true champion of the #wizard tournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_215333745.png
~glubs and bats my eyelashes
i'M NOT SURE, wHAT YOU MEAN IT, iS LITERALLY, #mYePICdINNER,
i really feel like it would be hard not to get slime up your ass or at least between your butt cheeks. maybe that feels good? #nsfw .
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
You €an't file a €lass a€tion lawsuit be€ause you don't have €lass, you don't get a€tion, and you don't even own a suit.
My least favourite worker of the day gets put in the "bad employee €orner" for a wipe.
↗️IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THIS, YOU DON'T DESERVE IT.↗️
>([idk man but all t#e fine women be coming from t#ere]
Anna went into the shed. Acorn wasn’t [fucking around.] He was staring at a fluffy black cat with white paws [taking a dump on his favorite saddle.] The cat was staring back at Acorn[, shitting like tomorrow wasn’t a thing.] “Hey, kitty,” said Anna. “What are you doing here?” [she asked, the act of defecation oddly foreign to the girl.] Pawnee came into the shed behind Anna. “Whose cat is that?” [the rural township enquired.] “I don’t know,” answered Anna. [“It’s not a pony, so who seriously gives a fuck?”] Suddenly, a mouse ran from behind the feed bin. [This contrived incident caused some extra shit to happen. Acorn was like, oh hell no. Not the fuck in my paddock, bitch.] Acorn nickered as if to say, “[(vile slurs omitted)]” The cat leaped back up on the straw and curled himself into a ball. Acorn took a few steps toward the cat and [crushed it to death with his magnificent hooves. ]Acorn nickered [triumphantly]. “That’s so cute!” [murmured the fictional midwestern borough.] Pam Crandal rode [another god damned pony] up to the shed. She said hi to her Pony Pals and [the whole crew beamed complacently about their bullshit horse club.] Anna pointed at the cat. “Acorn has a new [kind of meat he appears to tolerate!” she exploded.] #DetectivePony
|}->A life stuck in darkness is one that yet sees its potential A life stuck in the light is one that yet sees itself. You must walk between the two and create your future with both in mind. This has been what you call my 'ted talk'
~hovv many birth defects do you have
Your life must be very boring.
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. NAMELESS GOLDBLOOD CHARGES: INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (1 COUNT), UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF SODA (1 COUNT), CAUSING PERSONAL OFFENSE TO A HIGHBLOOD (1 COUNT) PLEA: "I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ABLUTIONBLOCK" VERDICT: DEFENDENT CRUSHED TO DEATH BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRRURG."
:33 < i dont get it and yet it f33ls offensive :33 < this post has b33n reported for offensive meowterial on their behalf!
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner didnnt fix mme but it didnnt hurt either. so imm happy to call that a winn
IN PUBLIC YOU $AYY #DROOL #FREAK
LMAOOOo :truthnuke: :truthbladdersplode:
8-> THIS ONE'S A DOOZY FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CURRENCY CONNECTED DIRECTLY TO THE OUTCOME OF TWO HARD ASS DUDES AND THE WAYS THEY FIST EACH OTHER! #STRIDERSTOCKS ARE HIGHER THAN EVER WITH NEW STRIDERS ON THE BEAT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! THE #ENGLISHLINE IS ONLY GOING UP! INVEST NOW BEFORE THE NEXT #RUMBLE AND YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WILL EARN YOU PRIORITY SEATING AND A FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE AFTERMATCH AUCTION!
!!!!!!!! hello there! how rare it is to meet another of my kind. yoU nUmber as the third i've ever met, siblings notwithstanding.
8-> EVERYONE! QUICKLY! #BRONGLECOIN JUST HIT THE MARKET LIKE A THREE HUNDRED POUND LINEBATTACKER FERRYING THE LEATHERBALL THROUGH THE OPPOSING TEAM'S DEFENSIVE LINE! THIS IS EXPLOSIVE!
Remember, a storm‑tossed hour does not betray the sunrise; a mis‑step in the daylight is only a ripple on the pond, not the drowning of its whole expanse. Consider the flower, with its face alight with countless crowns. When a single petal sighs away, does the flower wilt? No, its heart still beats, its pollen still beckons, its colours still bloom. Only the hand that yanks the stem from earth, that flings the whole flower into oblivion, writes ruin upon its own breath. You do not need to be that hand. Let the wayward petal drift, twirl, and settle where it may. There are infinite petals in the garden of tomorrow, each waiting to unfurl under a kinder sky. So do not snap yourself to the sharp edge of one flaw, let it fall, and trust the garden you will grow. #poetrybyme
CA I WOULD GUEST YOU PUCKER YOUR CHITINOUS WINDPIPE BEFORE SOMETHING ENDS UP LODGED IN IT.
Mayhaps you ought to pretty this thing up before the investors get a scare! I mean shucks it really is just you and *me* sticking our neck out in this kind of race... id hate to see you fall behind...
JUST WHEN I THINK MY DAY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, TAO3 (TROLL ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, DUH) IS DOWN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SUPERBAT IN THESE CONDITIONS?????????
i feel like you took it really personally man im sorry. i mean hey if i find a good reason for making another one but also. i would need new actors too i just feel like it would be beating a dead horse
test to see if i can post stuff >_<…!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060361547043573832/1487211565156532395/img_8750.png?ex=69c85134&is=69c6ffb4&hm=a1425d289431a6d5f41aa4c229a16975d8e797e7107b7b401ff5aa6f5e6dbea6&
oh right i guess i should make an intro post or something! hi everyone! it's me, john egbert! the egg-meister, as some people call me. if you don't know who i am, that's fine! i'm really trying not to let celebrity go to my head.
you don't. it's the only joke she's got, let her have it.
how do i get my sister to stop taking her arm off and handing it to me when i ask her for a hand doing something
I could easily rattle off a few designs that immediately come to mind.
[URGENT] [IMPORTANT] [UNCLASSIFIED] Please elaborate on your point.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Boss asked me what my plans for the wipeend were. It was nice of him to forget I don't have rostered time off for another moon. Maybe he is considering me for a promotion.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Another night, another caegar.
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
I shall send them over in a jiffy! My team of elite engineers have assured me that the "total scrubs" and "dimwitted nerds" working in your department cant parse their epic mathery and top secret dialects.
↘️they offered me blue light glasses, to shield my ganderbulbs from the intense, constant light of the screen.↘️ ↗️I DENIED THEM. I DON'T DESERVE THEM. AND I DO MY BEST WORK WHEN I'M STRAINED ANYWAY.↗️
↘️a bit buzzed off of a few fermented grain battered fried tubers.↘️ #substances
they did this shit in boston and the streets smelled like molasses for decades to come
shes impressed an lowwkey concerned about my vvast firearm collection
absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
t that’s really gross h honestly..
~sickening
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Sa8re and Touch. ----------- @walksta8walK #com8at #f2f #inperson #sparring #narration ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ The irritation she inflicted upon Jack had stretched over roughly a decade, punctuated 8y an extended lull that made the intervening sweeps feel almost erased. Regardless of the passage of time, fate seemed determined to thrust them 8ack into each other’s or8it. Though she had never set eyes on him in flesh, the reputation of his a8ilities preceded him, and every contemporary adversary presented itself as a challenge she could dispatch with ease. Centuries of raining destruction upon Imperial 8rigantines, scattering entire fleets, neutralising swarms of drones, and su8duing the lofty tyrants who claimed honour as their 8anner had rendered mortal men no more than insignificant insects 8eneath her hand. Such triumphs were familiar, 8ut this particular encounter with him provided a rare sensation of venturing into uncharted territory. Jack sought a compromise, a middle ground; she, however, would not concede her homeworld as the venue as much as he. Her planet remained her ultimate 8argaining chip. Instead, she proposed to meet within a dream‑8u88le, anchored on an antiquated shore, just 8eyond the tavern where vessels moored under the pink glow of night. With that arrangement sealed, she turned to her terminal, entered the precise coordinates to him, and transmitted them to him as promised.
Hellx Chittr user tactlessCamcxrder!!! Have yxu cxnsidered taking up ghxst writing as in writing abxut ghxsts????????? Much tx think abxut!!!
i do actually still do some ghsotwriting on earth c though. make some scripts for people. wish i could direct them myself but getting back into that lifestyle feels sort of exhausting especially when i have family here now. not leaving dirk after i finally got to meet him, even if he is a grown ass dude.
sadly i will not be picking it up. i have cats at home i dont want to put them in danger of the #murderpig. if you do read it though please let me know if the pig really did it.
// I promised myself I wouldnt ooc post but I want to share art of my fincel. I hope you guys have been (hating) eri. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c33318e4224d.jpg
fIrSt pOsT AnD Im jUsT GoNnA TaLk aBoUt mY MaTeSpRiT :o) ShE'S So pReTtY. HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/TsYoWeU.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mAtEsPrIt #LoOkAtHoWpReTtYmYgIrLfRiEnDiS
got about six more hours before im free from my obligations but after that im holding a wizard tournament. stay tuned. or maybe take a nap and loop back later. six hours is a long time to stay on the edge of your seat. #wizard
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
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Find Yourself A Mate You Can See Yourself Being With For Over 4000 SWeeps.
Gxxd mxrning Chittr!!! Fxr breakfast I had half a sandwich and a brisk full sprint away frxm the guy I stxle it frxm!!! :)))
I've been dxing a lxt xf study xn earth mythxs and sxmething that I keep cxming back tx is the Mummy... Namely because it's such an interesting case xf Xrientalism and blatant bigxtry... X((( Xriginally mummies were less sx seen as pursuing curse-wielding mxnsters and mxre like exxtic xtherwxrldly suitxrs!!! Even famxus authxrs like Bram Stxker wrxte xf mummies in a rxmanticized light in his nxvel the Jewel xf the Seven Stars!!! (Bram Stxker is a famxus earth authxr btw) And it's sx strange!!! Ever since Bxris Karlxff's 1930s Nxvel 'The Mummy' yxu dxn't really feel the impact xf the xlden 'rxmantic mummy'... I guess yxu cxuld alsx pxint tx the sexualizatixn xf Famxus Egyptian Figures and Deities like Clexpatra and Astarte... But that isn't quite as Mummy-centric if that makes sense??? X))) Sxrry!!! I'm rambling!!! I've just been cxnsidering writing a paper xn this sx it's been xn my mind...... https://media...tenxr...cxm/p2XQD1MUSKkAAAAj/wand-xf-gamelxn-gibdx...gif
if no one got me i know isabelle (you know her. from animal crossing) got me can i get an amen
YOU SHOULD ALL FOLLOW ME, THE ONE WITH THE FAR SUPERIOR TASTE IN HUMAN FILM, ON LETTERBOXD. BECAUSE THE ULTIMATE AUTHORITY FOR ROM-COMS, SUCK ON THAT. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/
Oh, hey. The other AI I make ironic references to is here.
branding also because ive worn them so long that my eyes compensated and direct sunlight makes me blind
↘️my superior at the hydration cooler just called me an approximation my name.↘️ ↗️WROTHE STOCKS ARE UP 10%.↗️
not now kitten, daddys gettin imahinary points on chittr for beign funny
so turns out i hadnt quite exactly fully decimated that local resistance cell wwhats been causin a stir on my lawwn givven my lusus cullin proclivvities youd think takin another ship from me wwould of maybe tamped dowwn their aggressions towwards me but these terrorists are holdin the airship dealer hostage noww theyvve cut off my fuckin supply wwhen i find out wwhos at the head of this hydra youre gonna rue the day that you hijacked eridan amporas swweet air cruiser TWWICE
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divergent eridan • he died but he's fine now • currently living in a post-scratch earth and hating every minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (we all been known) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's never anything personal he just hates everybody • i used to RP as #fishyhipster on tumblr • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
hating my #wormanposting is a crime against both women and worms dont think i didnt see that shit
no one tell dame she's gonna scold me
boys we have run out of shaving cream
yea.... unforch thats just how it is all the time evr #whichcouldmeannothing
Another visit to the trough i see!
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33 < i picked some wild flowers today to decorate my hive a little! :33 < like firstly they were just oh so pretty, too pretty in fact that i had to get my paws on it :33 < and they also smelled so sw33t! :33 < the nice flowery aroma should help cover up the smell of blood and all that in my hive too :33 < bonus points!! #flowers #nicehivegoals #sniffsniff
i'm double wielding, crowbar better watch the fuck out.
why do you hate to see a #girlboss winning
Ranked most o' ye. If ye ain't on this list, assume yer in dead last. Except @archi\/\/eAddict, ye are... Likely nearly the top. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2g\/\/\/\/6587l
I cannae b'lie\/\/e this app is hornier than gutgrindr. Get nothin' on there 'cept dronespeak but here ye freaks be out'n'bout \/\/\/\/it' it. #nsf\/\/\/\/ #intomydmsnexttimeplease #yargh
i'M REGULAR }:)
While they're shooting each other (non-lethal) (more non-lethal than usual) (no emergency surgery) I'm going to work out this new base.
I have filled a water gun with paint thinner the Felt and the Crew don't stand a chance
just stuck my leg out and watched itchy go face first into the carpet. it never gets old. painted his rear end in both shades of purple. :)
Oh, how delightful that there are leprechauns here! Do you have any idea how remarka8ly scarce their kind is across most places of the multiverse? It is quite rare to encounter such a specialised species so openly.
Keep your tap shoes outta respectable ladies' inboxes. #FeltManorPSA #NSFL
theres at least a few girl egberts i've seen running around. they seem super cool, but i might be biased. :D
I prefer all of my jibs still attached to my meat sack, thank you very much. - MC Oleana
Your eXpertise in culinary science is to be respected and feared. - MC Oleana
In A Teams Meeting Before The Sun Even Sets #workfromhive #fml
The world needs more girlsmooch snugglepiles.
Cub, I think you may be delusional in this instance
You are, “le dawg” at it in the sense that you are zenith, azimuth, apex, ‘top dog’, as it were. Not dogshit. I am wrapped in a polka dot hole hentai bubble censor-like quilt you made right now.
I'm on tenterhooks awaiting your great work!
dont ask me about any of that sgrub shit that wwas literally six swweeps ago also dont ask me wwhat that means for my current existence im sick of answwerin timeline questions
oh fuck forgot i promised to draw a singular gonzo for my bro
BROUGHT UP IN A TUSSLE TRYNNA GET THAT HUSTLE, YEAH YOU DON' WANNA' HEAR MY RUSTLE SO CLAMP UP LIKE A MUSSEL, HUH?
Okay let's get this intro shit out of the way. Hey, I'm Vriska, 8ut pro8a8ly not the one you'd think of. See, I went through 8 years of hell and I'm normal now. ------------------------------------------- OOC; Beyond Canon-Divergent portrayal of Helltier Vriska, she's matured a lot but is ultimately still Vriska.
Phooey.
Absolutely shellacked off two rounded teaspoons of Metamucil.
Well, I'm here.
I GUESS I HAVE A CHITTR NOW.
Don't worry, I'm the one that showed my Jane Roblox. Saw a bakery game together and couldn't resist.
Thank heavens to betsy we have a banner feature now. I can handily display everything thats most important to me!
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
I tried to claim my points and it sent me to a music video excuse me dude is this some kind of error.
God, you're zo fucking lame.
There's so many of my splinters on this website, you'd wonder why I'm adding myself to the mix.
Playing Bakery Together on Roblox with Jane. I like this game.
I wonder what my ectofather/bro would think of me working in a shitty tv show. If I learnt anything from Dave, he'd probably fuck hard with that.
=( Good evening, Chittr. My Lusus has decided to make an appearance tonight - a rather rare occurrence. I will be taking advantage of the opportunity and wrangling him to get a "professional" photograph taken today. Do keep your anticipation high, my dearest readers. )
1'v3 d3c1d3d th4t wh3n 1 g3t out of th1s c4g3 1'm go1ng to r3n3w my l3g1sl4c3rstor l1c3ns3 >:]
My greatest \/\/\/\/eakness is the lack o'an edit button.
none of you havve been engaged in a siege lastin sevven bilunar pedigrees against a cowwardly but resilient enemy force determined to starvve you of all your resources an force a embarassin retreat an it showws
"if you find yourself surrounded on all sides, don't fuckin do that. wwhat are you stupid" - troll sun tzu
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
D --> You start missing having your hive placed precariously on a spire when solicitors come to your door
;) You're a real danseuse baby.
i need to conduct a scientific study on if chronic pain makes you funnier by comparing my posts while on painkillers to my posts without
yes
do any of you fuck wwith cool seadwwellers wwith cooler guns
You should strive to be like me. I'm way better than a certain number 7. And I smell good, too. Picture perfect image of excellence actually. #neuroitchy
selfie of myself? wwho taught them howw to type am i right did you knoww the avverage alternian alligator has a bite force of a wwhopping 1,490 grubules of pressured force! in human terms that is 2,980 pounds per square inch or psi! followw for more fun lusus facts
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ -OOC- A canon-divergent version of Mindfang, she once resided on Alternia and ultimately met her fated demise. She is since on her own reward planet after highjacking a Sgrub-session and taking it for herself. Everything that followed has been meticulously developed over months of roleplay in the Discord group @ghostshipofficial, so if it strikes you as unhinged, know that it is the product of extensive collaborative storytelling behind it. She rarely speaks of her divergence, and when she does, she will mislead your muse into believing she is either dead in the dreambubbles or still on Alternia. She lies whenever it suits her, and she is far from a kind soul. If you don't like IC conflict, deception or harsher characters which will take an exceptionally long time to befriend this blog is not for you. Everyone else, welcome and enjoy. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
peeking through my fingers as i scroll because some of you weirdos are SCARY!!
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I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Unrelated question: Where is my ball.
rechits absolutely help to spread awwareness of howw smart and funny our lusii friends are to other trolls! please do not hesitate to spread the friendship evveryone ^-^
D --> What an intelligent beast, it recognizes it's own nobility innately and cannot help but marvel in it's own glow and share it with us
// legally obligated to share beautiful art by my friends all the time 24 hours a day. His reference made by shjiyemis, His design is inspired by Hobie Brown from Into the Spiderverse and his personality is based around that with a lot of Kurloz wrapped into it. So you get a chaotic guy with problems. https://i.imgur.com/TwEOsMF.png
I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat this means, thank ye.
gigglemesh 7:9 “a clown who cannot bring whimsy as he can slaughtah is at risk of bein an animal. a clown who cannot spill blood as he brings guffaws is at risk of bein a weakling. he who punished only with pain, becomes the joke himself.”
..maybe nO One gO tO the park near the lusus rehab/l/tat/On center unt/l / can get s/r pOkes a lOt Out Of here #qu/ncypark https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/83913c981060.png
-----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆------------------------------------- -OOC- Howdy Howdy. This account is my take on The Grand Highblood. It's a lot of lore that's been developed on servers and other sites galore. So if you have issue interacting with a terrible clown man that has been given release from the Empire's grasp? This is your clown. Muse is spotty. It's not your fault if I don't respond. I just lose and gain muse in odd intervals. I hope you enjoy clowning around as much as I do. >:o) -----------------------------------⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎪ɞ˚‧｡⋆-------------------------------------
gud marningggggg evry1 (or gnite 2 trolls mwah) it is day 2 of mommaz pain flarez so we taken it MAD ez w sum gamin
fOund sasha!! https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/858e83bcdb8b.png
think ive got the hang of the vibes on this site. here goes dear diary,
(( I am dying at how much she's girlfailing with interacting on social media. Her icon is accurate, so far she's made draft typos she cannot edit out and reblogged a post she was trying to snoop on. ))
@gutsyGumshoe | Greetings! I was not aware humans were permitted on Chittr, though I suppose that, if 8eforans are allowed, there is little room for o8jection there. In a way, I am rather glad of it. It spares us the effort of having to explain the existence of 8oth our respective planets to an audience composed solely of non-sgru8 Alternians.
>([just #it t#at saucy lil dropdown n compare t#e deets against c#a boys profile]
8-> YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL CURRENCIES ARE MINTED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT #BITCHCOIN AND YOU LOOK AT #BRAZZLECOIN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. 8-> SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU WAS TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH ANOTHER COIN, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF A POSITIVE RETURN. BUT #BITCHCOIN IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND IT'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT #BITCHCOIN. 8-> SEE THE THREE WAY LOOP TOSS AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BUT #BITCHCOIN, IT'S GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BECAUSE #CHRISCOIN HOLDERS KNOW THEY CAN'T GO POSITIVE AGAINST #BITCHCOIN, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! 8-> SO #BRAZZLECOIN HOLDERS, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE #BITCHCOIN AND ITS 75% CHANCE OF PROFIT, IF IT WAS TO TRADE HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST #BRAZZLECOIN, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS; #BITCHCOIN GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. 8-> SEE #BRAZZLECOIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE.
@draconianDignitary | Your flawless sense of style has piqued my curiosity enough to warrant further o8serv8tion. Moreover, I, too, am repulsed 8y those gaudy neon‑green charlatans hiding themselves upon that forsaken moon. Consider this a shared acknowledgment of rivals.
// hi! im kris, arikas is my trollsona! you can find me on other websites under the name @CH1MERAKN1GHT i am indeed 21, use they/he, and a possible heart player with classpect confusion i also run a bunch of other accounts so youve probably seen me around i dont post on this profile much though, i mainly stick to terezi my accs: @gallowsCalibrator @uranianUmbra @cloisteredConnoisewer @angelsConnection @broadwayKarkat @strawpageTerezi yes these are all me. gasp! we are completely blown away by this stunning revelation!
Oh my, it would seem I have found myself upon yet another platform intent on gathering trolls in one place. That said, I would 8e more than happy to make use of this space as an opportunity to answer any questions you may have. I cannot claim to fully understand the intricacies of how this particular platform oper8tes just yet, 8ut you need not hesit8te to reach out.
D41LY F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 1D: 4 BL4CK SQU4R3]
Food review for Eleventh Circle in Stronghold 21 I had the privilege today of dining at Eleventh Circle, Stronghold 21's premier restaurant serving experiences reminiscent of Renaissance Oceanside delights. I was there for a meeting of the minds with my editors so I couldn't truly indulge in their truest delights (time limits, as I'm sure you're aware), but what I did have time for was divine. I was served a premier meal of imitation caviar and seagreens, paired with a most delightfully aged malbec. The salty flavour mixed in with the refreshing greens had me widening my eyes and diving back in for more. 9/10 experience, one point docked only because the waitress didn't laugh at my joke. Poor service etiquette. #foodblogging #wine
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so glad i’m not the dave that fumbled karkat you gotta be out of your fucking mind man #nsfw #red #redquad #quad
Never enter into relationships where you aren't getting an equal part of the pie. Friendships, quadrants, it matters not. If you aren't getting something out of the transaction, it isn't worth your time. #Wisdom #Selflove
My knee )(urts from swimming ALL day... I was c)(asing cuttle fis)( around... A sea-lver lining...
torture labyrinth is closed today. don't try to enter. i think cd is still stuck.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK CALLING OUT EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY WHO TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO ANNOY ME WITH THEIR FOLLOWS, LIKES, HATES AND OTHER SHALLOW PLEASANTRIES. HELLO @everyone, @apocalypseArisen , @cuttlefishCuller @criticalChicanery IF YOU ALL WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, SAY IT HERE SO I DON'T WASTE ANY MORE PRECIOUS SECONDS OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN.
Mrow? https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCPif6EKAWYAAAAC/bffs-horse.gif
some reel weird shit when ya get to da later hours
i think that's enough chittr for tonight haha. see you all tomorrow.
ooc i need to edit one of those lawyer billboards for trycks LMAO
no the last fuckin thing wwe need is more eyes on any of us are you goddamn daft
>([you already know #imcoming to #eridanweek]
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me
Orphaner Dualscar the \/\/iolet.
while round one is being judged heres round 2. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/91/6b/0b/916b0bee7722c9aa156d254498d29aee.jpg
I'm not a fraggle hater I'm a senior citizen hater. Get it right.
Let the fraggles play. Down in fraggle rock.
cmon man i kno u see this... #WearTheRobes #OrIWontCome #2EridanWeek
8-> IN HONOR OF #ERIDANWEEK I AM LAUNCHING #AMPORACOIN INVEST NOW AND SEE HUGE DIVIDENDS!
Jar\/\/is, turn stop the dictation mode, Jar\/\/is or I'll cull ye silly.
Hrmn, Jar\/\/is, \/\/\/\/ho is my troll transcription ser\/\/ant, play the funny \/\/ideo o' th' meo\/\/\/\/beast dancin' again.
gOOd. i'd know.
grubs are our young. - the orphaner dualscar
i am the professional, wvwhelp. trust me. - the orphaner dualscar
sir is it really you
did u just call them young hoes but like in a nicer way
Expired. walking stick mints and. styrofoam
the quiet constant insidious temptation to overshare on social media. "whats the harm?" you say. "no balls." you say. well you see the possibility that one of the little lalondes floating around is my little lalonde is nonzero. and honestly its for the better that i dont get too comfortable here.
ok we are playing a game now. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a3/67/f7/a367f71f2ac5ebaa53f9b95074772469.jpg
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
w what is eridanweek
Ruminating on the events of my life. Could I have done better as a mother? Have I accepted the childhood that was torn from me, the children I've been forced to abandon in the name of "Science"? Have I accepted the failures of raising a daughter? What is my purpose now, thrust into a timeline I never thought I'd see. Time will tell, I suppose..
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#BrInGtHeMbAcK #LoLcAtS
#bringthemback #lolcats not totally sure wwhat a lol cat is but i am sure it must be wworried for itself and its pack bring the lol cats back to their pack and safety #furryfriends #bigpumper
I'm Sure I Put On 500lbs In The Last 2 Days
i'll block a bitch on canvas i'll block a bitch on the nintendo switch. i don't care.
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH
A car just drove by my house...
=( Good morning, Chittr. After a long and busy night I've returned to you. Did you miss me, my fellow #bugs fans? )
I Should Return To The Caverns Soon However My Direct Messages Will Remain Open
URETHRA i have an idea!!!!!
#BringThemBack #Lolcats Only with science can we repopulate. - MC Oleana
dear journal had my feelins hurt real bad today im normally not one to dump emotional baggage but my shouldersre finally givvin out the loss a my second airship wweighs heavvily on my thinkpan its evven got me sippin on that atrocious red clowwn soda again i bathed in the blood of my nemesis brrapp zooppp or wwhatevver the fuck his name wwas after i split his spine ovver my knee and slurped out his marroww as a sea lamprey might do #gore
https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png #benjamins #makinitrain #comeandgetit
its hard being so cool and hot and also 5'3 and wearing cardigans
archimedes is a white german shepard!! my bec looked like a shepard mix, so i have a soft spot for them :)
you are a horrible young man and he'll awaits you this is very sad his daughter is crying
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
sitting under a tree with my dog and having a great time!! :D
"you eat pizza with a fork?" "you eat chips with chopsticks?" i could be using far stupider utensils to eat finger foods. dont tempt me. i will make both of our dining experiences substantially worse.
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The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
I'VE SPENT THE LAST HOUR THINKING ABOUT SEAGULLS HOW TO WRITE SOME RHYMES AND FLOW WITH THEIR RYTHM BUT AIN'T NO INSPIRATION FLOWIN INTO THIS ALGORITHM, YEAH
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My little bro can be a boy or a girl or whatever they wanna be. Still a disappointment though.
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
>([jarvis ip track t#ose vagueposts]
kind of insane that i'm technically related to more than half of the users on this site. it's like the biggest most uncomfortable family reunion ever. #myeyes #areburnining #iveseentoomuch
Dearest Jane, this is something I consider myself keenly familiar with... I may not seem it, but in my youth, I was quite lacking in confidence as well. Dare I say a turbulent youth is the sign of a true funnyman? I truly do wish the best for you. If there are any concerns or frustrations that you must vocalize, then I will readily listen.
Can I still draw? I can at least pick up a pen and paper. Also I should be so fucking clear my profile picture isn't me, it's one of the first results on google under orange bird puppet. Nobody here needs to look at my face. I wish I was half as charming as this guy.
i dont wanna be insensitive but...... can u still do that w/ the whole...... sprite feather fraggle thing
i am srry for my actions and i prommy 2 try to becomena bettr person and friend 2 trolls
#problematic #sorrytrolls #ipromise2bebetter wish i was a troll just bc i thnk itd be fun 2 pitch flirt
the world moves too fast for nesben. nesben fell asleep next to nesbens new pet ice cube and then nesben woke up and it was gone. what the fuck
OK 1 GOT BOR3D OF TH4T QU1CKLY
i'm back, still in one piece. damara you don't know shit.
guh it didn't work, ignore that one!!!
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
so wwhile you jackoffs wwere pinnin posts my airship just got detonated by a local cell a resistance fighters and im ASSUMIN lusus lovvers youll be seein my demands for reparations shortly
exactly !!! they arent bad for you or anything !! and i kinda like the texture !!!!
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Visit the Shop tab to purchase crossover outfits featuring characters from Overwatch, Nier Automata, and Citizen Kane! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
currently seeking out hugs :(
did you write this lovely poem yourself?
I’m getting word from the outer gods that my nephew has now completely and utterly succumbed to evil. I knew that already, though. I see the things he rechitts in secret.
I am finding the greatest challenge of the modern day is the adjustment process. I am a humorist of an older time, and as much as things stay the same, they also change. You'd think otherwise, but it's always the little things which catch me flat-footed. Changes in vocabulary and culture that you wouldn't even notice in your day-to-day. As always, I am elated to learn and grow.
change the j to a g and it shoUld work a charm!
I feel it important to stress that while my teachings are a guideline, they are NOT to be treated as gospel. I love nothing more than to see capers crafted by the younger generations! Creativity is to be celebrated! I am happiest when I am the butt of another's joke.
ya mama got red onion breath
hey man sorry i nuked your family from orbit with my freestyle at the cookout can we make up and be cool again
gulp... ive written a chitfic for every site update so far it havent i 0_0" ( tags: Site/User, taggingplay, #incest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, achive rating: E )
What is a dilf.
HITTING. WHAT A POINTLESS INDEAVOR. IF YOU PLAN ON HITTING BETTER MAKE IT COUNT. BETTER KILL THEM IN ONE SHOT. OR DON'T. MAKE IT GRUELING.
alright im gonna go sleep with your wife #yourwife #slumberparty #besties
aint no way all of you are hitting anything at all
aight notif backlog time dont have too much fun without me or ill be indubitably and deliriously crestfallen. shits gonna be downright depressing. shit that would make mom sad. shit that youd see on a hallmark christmas movie about a hot cocoa bar owner setting fire on competing hot cocoa bar
she let me hit but i chose not to because i would never hit a woman #thinkaboutthat
shawty lemme hit cuz of my whimsical and cherubic nature #blessed
D --> Shorty let me hit because we were in active combat and it'd be weird if I did not
People are always on about "don't like/don't read" until they're asked to not do it directly in front of my salad.
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condy testin my shit like i aint ready to mow down another ten thousand clowns just to cope with that noise #nooffenseclownies
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
ii. am. 2hower. iing. ii. am. u2iing. 2oap. andgettiingclean.
YO everybubbly stop watc)(u doin n look at my SW—E—ET BASS BADG—ES !!!!! 3B-D
We’re Used To Having To Tag Any Mention Of qUadrants As #nsfw I Really Don’t See The Big Deal About Tagging Human #incest Ya Freakos
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hm. Good change. ]
little surprised that it took this long im ngl thank you though
Thank You Mocali As Always Your Updates Are Fire
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i clearly had too much faith in the humans on this site. weren't you supposed to be the relatively normal ones? i have also learned about five new words, which would be cool, if only i learned the meanings too. not sure it counts as a vague post because it really is a good chunk of you.
One's willingness to discuss and offer clarification is unfortunately counterscaled by how afraid most people are of direct conversation.
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Fuk vaugepostin. @cooingCirque lukz lik she tinks she desurves 2 live.
???am uncomfortable when we are not about me???
> fuck #vaguep0st1ng 1t's #spec1f1cp0st1ng h0urs @can0r0usGl0ry @c0nd1t10nalAev1tern1ty y'all g0tta talk ab0ut y0ur relat10nsh1p g0ddamn
>([it smells like straig#t up spiders in #ere]
If I Had The Technological Acumen I Would Use #specificposting To Doxx My Denterrorizer
all im saying is who doesnt sorta want to be a woman a lil bit
people love larping as djs whats up with that
OUT WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop touching me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8a8885410b7.png
LAUGH.
WHAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. BITCH. SPIT IT OUT. OUT WITH IT.
PSA TO THE HUMAN USERS ON THIS WEBSITE: NO, YOU CANNOT JUST THROW "TROLL" IN FRONT OF A HUMAN CONCEPT OR NAME AND EXPECT IT TO IMMEDIATELY MAKE SENSE TO US. THAT IS A MYTH CREATED BY EXTREME IGNORANCE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IN FRONT OF AN ADULT ACTOR, MUSICIAN, ETC.'S NAME IS NOT JUST "TO SHOW THAT THIS IS THE TROLL VERSION OF SOME FUCKING HUMAN WHO COINCIDENTALLY ALSO EXISTS." THE TROLL EMPIRE HAS AN EXTREMELY LONG HISTORY WITH TROLLS WITH AN EXTREMELY LONG LIFESPAN DEPENDING ON THEIR HEMOCASTE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IS TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WHEN YOU ARE REFERRING TO A NAME THAT MAY NOT FIT WITHIN OUR STANDARD NAMING SYSTEM OR TITLE SYSTEM, YOU STILL UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS A TROLL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND NOT A RANDOM ASS ALIEN. WHICH, ALIEN IN THIS CONTEXT DOES NOT JUST FUCKING MEAN HUMAN! HELL, THERE ARE OTHER SPECIES OF ALIENS ON HERE. BUT OUR SPECIES HAS CONQUERED THOUSANDS OF ALIEN SPECIES ON PLANETS YOU COULDN'T QUITE POSSIBLY IMAGINED. YOU HUMANS ARE SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS YOU ASSUME EVERYTHING CENTERS AROUND YOU. STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF ON A TROLL SOCIAL MEDIA, HOLY FUCK.
Seconded.
> 1'll dm 1t's we1rd
> 1 l0ve watch1ng p0sts get made that very vaguely clearly came ab0ut because 0f 0ne an0ther. 1 kn0w what caused th1s
guyz, im so excited @disturbedAperture said dat she is collecting clownz, and i thnk she is gonna throw us a party or sumthing x3 it's rlly nice 2 be appreciated after ppl saying that we r 2 much or 2 weird or wutever x( i want 2 play and have fun w/everyone
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
D --> Too soon? For you? Not likely
I hope they make avatar 2 soon.
just fell like 10 feet onto the ground cuz i didnt notice our stairs were gone AMA
i get called desperate after describing my beautiful body, mind you there are broads begging for bulge pics. isnt that kind of hypocritical?
he is. im just saying this so people vwill like me.
♡ omg three followers already >_< thank you so much for the follows! i'll try to post more consistently, i just don't want to clog the timeline !! <3 <3 <3 #notaesthetic ♡
D --> No we usually throw or jab with them
that would be i! ^0^
Back from my duties. Just WHAT have I missed?
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
:33 < how serene and beautiful!! :33 < please stay safe and have fun sillyhead! :33
if youre anywwhere dowwnwwind a me ill be able to discern you from the increased levvels a salinity in the air dont get comfy
#NowPlaying The Northern Boys - Party Time #nsfw
D --> Set sail D --> Mast turns with a pale gale D --> Ocean like wine not anything like ale D --> Crows nest, spy an i-land with a fo-rest D --> Butlers amok, thats my flock, crook in hand when we land D --> Shepard the massful masses, avert eyes from muscular D --> Glasses full of milk on route to be served, each one caring for the ne%t in the herd
I MAY BE PRO-GRAMMED BUT I AINT NO BORE-MAN I'M FULL ON NON-MANNED FOLLOWING MY CO-MMAND TO RAP, AND DANCE SO CLAP, AND GLANCE THIS SHIT'S FO' YOU, MAN
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i like reading the posts of the clowns :) i think they are interesting :)
going to the lalonde estate and phase shifting through the walls to piss them off like a poltergeist
Here. At a more appropriate hour. Still not able to plan it for 4pm, but it'll work for now. ... THIS IS A TEST OF COMMUNICATIONS BROADCAST ARRAY ID NO. 134.092. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED TO BROADCAST ACROSS OTHER TIMELINES. IF RESIDENTS /OUTSIDE/ THE FOLLOWING TIMELINES: - Earth F_1 - Earth F_2 ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, REPLY TO THIS CHIT WITH PROPER TIMELINE ID AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE 8x12 - EARTH F_1. MOUTHPIECE: JADE HARLEY.
Here at Macro Cullsmos we make a promise of green energy. The olive bloods that operate our troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generators are kept ethically fed and hydrated. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
No because those stupid fucking pearls are a choking hazard.
Speaking Candidly I Would Say Youre Probably The Only Person I Would Ever Trust To Control Such A Substance
Testify.
I DECLARE THUMB WAR THURSDAY.
We're saving the dripless one dollar at a time. Least we could do as the overseers of the world we fought for and cultivated.
It warms my heart to see the less fortunate be cared for in this manner.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
yO YoU'Re gOnNa mAkE Me fLiP ThE FuCk oUt, MoThEr fUcKeR.
\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice? Think t\/\/\/\/ice on that, scally\/\/\/\/ag. As \/\/\/\/e parley I be contacting my secret net\/\/\/\/ork o’ sailors across the sea and yer port is being tracked right no\/\/\/\/ so ye better prepare for the typhoon, \/\/\/\/ee\/\/il. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll \/\/\/\/ipe ye off the map. Ye’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail any\/\/\/\/here, in any \/\/\/\/aters, and can kill ye in o’er se\/\/en hundred \/\/\/\/ays, and that be just \/\/\/\/ith me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line \/\/\/\/ith a cutlass, but I ha\/\/e an entire mariner fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to \/\/\/\/ipe yer arse off o’ the \/\/\/\/orld, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat de\/\/ilish \/\/\/\/rath your jibe \/\/\/\/as about to incur, ye might ha\/\/e belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and no\/\/\/\/ ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all o\/\/er ye and ye’ll dro\/\/\/\/n in the depths o’ it. Ye'r G'l'bgolyb food no\/\/\/\/. #poetry #nsf\/\/\/\/\/\/ #noticemeempress #funny #minionmemes
mOtHeR FuCkErS LiKe tO UsE FaNcY WoRdS LiKe "MaNiC PhAsE" aNd "PeRsOnAlItY DiSoRdEr" AnD "sUbStAnCe aBuSe" To kEeP YoU DoWn. YoU CaN'T Be sToPpEd iF YoU DoN'T KnOw wHaT AnY Of tHaT ShIt mEaNs. KeEp hOnKiNg, BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs. HoNk!
Yes bro my fresh bowl of sputum thank heavens you got some too.
whale be back from bidness soon
“i laugh at death!!” -puss boots (:33 < total dreamy mckitty btw!! X33)
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
Im concerned about the optics of being called someones pops on a post about a dope tailcoat and stache.
One needs not to see straight when hes got a screwball aimed precisely at how epic he looks!
That seems like some kind of implication or perhaps an invitation!
cOURAGE, tHE cOWARDLY bARKBEAST sHOW, sTARRING cOURAGE, tHE cOWARDLY bARKBEAST, aBANDONDED AS A PUP, hE WAS TAKEN IN BY, mURIEL, wHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF nOWHERE, wITH HER MATESPRIT, eUSTAC bAGGEE, bUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN nOWHERE, iT'S UP TO cOURAGE, tO SAVE HIS NEW HIVE,
Dr. English! What a pleasure to have you write to me. As for the sentiment held within my chit, no, I’m afraid not. It came to me in a vision and stuck with me since.
It’s because of the likes of you and your kind that beautiful days like today are an increased rarity on Earth.
You would look magnificent attending a ball or perhaps a book launch gala.
I need to spiffy up. Imagine if you would a curly ended stache a tailcoat and a top hat. A real old fashioned gentleman id be and dapper to boot!
I return to Chittr only to see we have been granted Rechitts. Blessed be, may my seed spread.
the human king of burgers definitely knows his stuff
Interesting. What literature is this complex character from? I’m unfamiliar.
Howdy! Still getting used to this whole chittr thingamabob do forgive me if i fuck this shit up.
:33 < i really like meowbeasts if it is not obvious!! so firstly if you also like this we may be great comrades you got no idea :33 < to further support this i worked on a top ten list!! please read __top ten cats__ 10. cats with big swatty tails 9. cats with huge whiskers 8. cats with sharp hunting claws!! rawwrrr 7. cats that will snuggle with you if you f33l sad 6. cats that can kill your prey if you suck at it or youre feeling pawful at strifing that day 5. cats that can roar real loud! 4. cats that can do a high energy adorable kick dance (ITS NOT REALISTIC BUT I LIKE THE IDEA OF IT :DD) 3. fluffy cats 2. REAL fluffy cats 1. my lusus pounce lol!
NEW ALBUM COMING SOON, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT YO !!
Im also missing grannys home cooked meals!! Youve never had a pumpkin stew quite like hers and for dessert nothing less than grannys best pumpkin pie. Itd tickle you plum ORANGE if you could all taste it. Scrumdiddlyumptious.
Ugh. That's the last time I try to get John's help with baking. There's brownies all over the timestream! I hope someone out there at least gets to enjoy a few! :/
The seagulls were chatty outside my window this morning. Fine by me - they got here first.
My little Peanut is not only a comedian but a well respected teacher! They've truly come a long way in the last twenty-four hours, it brings tears to this proud mother's eyes! #MomLife #ProudMom
ii donTT TThiink ii wanTT 2 2hare a bloodliine wiiTTh you anymore
-7 Let u5 innn!! 2-
ah… dave-shawty…!
lets bury each other here #nsfw #violence #impliedviolence #darkromance https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/ea/1b/0cea1bf259c8fd5fb0d1df0020021392.jpg
Youre a real thinker.
Long island must be a wonderful place to have made such a great tea.
UP IN HERE IN MY CHITTR CHUGGIN BEER ALL BUT BITTER DIRK COME BACK HOME YOUR SPRITE IS HARASSIN ME AND I'M ALL ALONE #SUBSTANCE
I like this chit.
BOOTS N' CATS N' BOOTS N' CATS N' #BEATBOX
iF THEY DO NOT DUEL WHO WiLL CARRY THE EGG
WATCHED A ViDEO OF A “HUMAN WEDDiNG” TODAY!! iM SO CONFUSED. WHY WERE THEY SO SMALL AND NOT EVEN BiTiNG EACH OTHER? ALiEN CULTURE iS SO STRANGE!! <33
i can understand that being the only post tagged gpoy but im surprised that its the only post turning up in the wizards tag. ive seen no less than half a dozen alternate versions of myself running around. youre telling me im the only one posting wizards? i dont believe you. youre lying. show me the wizard posts.
fuck finally i havve been wwaitin on this collab
This board meeting is dragging on. Behead him already. #BusinessProfessionals #ThresherThursday - MC Oleana
my feed is like scary eldritch babbling and then some guys schlong
Listen up scally\/\/\/\/ags, yer listenin' to 104.13 th'Catch \/\/\/\/it' yer host the Orphaner. Today \/\/\/\/e'\/\/e got a \/\/ery special guest. Imperial Drone #12011995. He'll be tellin' all a yas 'bout his missions on land, and in sea under th'Empress an' \/\/\/\/hat t'do \/\/\/\/hen he busts do\/\/\/\/n yer hi\/\/e's front door. But before \/\/\/\/e get onto the inter\/\/ie\/\/\/\/, \/\/\/\/e play only the saltiest o'shanties. #####IMAGINE TROLL DRAGONS - TROLL RADIOACTI\/\/E#####
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
hELLO, cHITTR! i HOPE EVERYONE, hAD A GOOD SLEEP, aND IS READY TO HAVE, a GOOD NIGHT,
)(avin )(uman grubs is wild. u krill ON—E barkbeast n suddenly t)(eres a lifelong vendetta. i gotta respect it efin if its bats)(ip doe.
And yet like the branches of a wisteria tree, clinging to their volatile vice of the gale winds. I am utterly and effortlessly swayed.
k dont care lol
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Dash yourself upon some rocks and be gone from my sight. It’s your empress I’m really worried about.
Post so good it has two rechitt buttons.
An enchanting amount of whimsy. It feels like encountering a member of the Seelie Court. A lurid imagining made real. To survive in defiance of the pulverizing weight of an invariably uncaring and cruel world while still boasting the indomitable goodwill and charitable purity of heart to don a dapper and fake mustache. It melts me. In emotively spontaneous human combustion. https://i.imgur.com/y0p5xdw.gif
my first rechit eva #DESERVED
girl who kills you. girl who literally just kills you. girl who slices open your gut and feasts on your organs. #gore
jane crocker #10000babies #armyofbabies #reproductiverights
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.
[begin chit] i recall enjoying one that waz potato and rozemary. a lot of cheeze. it iz a fond memory. [end chit]
- > "Can't get conciliatory without sommething to concile! LOL" Oh yeah you frigging nubsucker I bet tha'ts just what you tell yourself isn't it. Because your life's a MESS, Mint. A MMMMMMESS.
life update: i made it another day without burning down troll hot topic. they will unfortunately see another day, and i'll see another paycheck.
>([jarvis t#row it back]
[[okay im british i had no fucking clue what turning point usa was mb 😭 crazy to have that as an acc here]]
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
On€e again strengthening the €onne€tion €lemti & €o. Planetary Development has with €ro€ker €orp. Proud to do business with them.
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
A genius can never truly get a break, even in sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shz5TLXQy_w
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FRIENDLIST!!! DIDNT YOU THE BIO YOU FREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! #girlproblems https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20205546.png
[fixxed my pfp do i look Good]
[aububt told me to post a "selfie" so im "less frreaky" https://file.Garrden/acrr4d28xxdjjpG0lm/exxporrt202603260054308480.pnG]
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
aIn't nOtHiNg bEtTeR ThAn a gOoD CuDdLe sEsSiOn aFtEr mEsSiN Up a mOtHeR FuCkErS FaCe pAiNt. ShIt mAkEs yOu fEeL AlL WaRm aNd gIdDy iN ThE DeEpEsT PaRtS Of yOuR MiRtH HoLe. WhO'S FeElInG Me? :o)
Havingg fun att Clurcch! httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/bd/80/IvWjvBzE_o.pngg
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
hAvInG A NiCe mOtHeRfUcKiNg sNaCk oN ThIs fInE EvEnInG. aNy oThEr wIcKeD BiTcHeS WhO KnOw tHeY ShIt, I WaNnA SeE Y'AlL NoDdInG YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG HeAdS. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/F794D8Eb1cDa.jPeG
Oh yeah! You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell ya, it was really great! Except that I had to sit between two lovin' cerulean women with excruciatingly severe quadrant issues, and the little grub in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was well, the title is just too long to say! And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out, (my fault) And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside, And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for me... you know why? 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position, 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position, 'Cause I had my hands up! And my sigils in the alchemical iron position! Ah, hahaha! Hahaha! So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full cycles, Draggin' along my alchemical set and my head bag And my tenor spells and my twelve-pound firearm, And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark hand. But finally I arrived at the world famous Serpaz Helilo's Hive Where the jokes are oh so funny, And you can eat your soup right out of the accordion if you wanna! It's ok, they're clean! Well, she had checked down and turned down the jokes, And she turned on the client program, And she's just about to finish up that conversation with Sova, That she loves so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door! Well now, who could that be? She says "Who is it?" No answer, "Who is it?" There's no answer, "Who is it!!!" They're not sayin' anything! So, she goes to check the commotion and open the door and just as she suspected It's some purpleblood with a sea-salt curly Komeada haircut and only one smile! Oh man, she hated that she was right. So anyway, he shifts into her room and he grabs her lucky accordion! And she's like "Hey, you can't have that!!!" "That accordion been just like a accordion to me!" And he's like "Classic mistake." And she's like "Give it!" And he's like "Not unless you join." And she's like, "Okay." So she shot his hand and he grabbed her hardhat, And she swore she'd cull him and he grinned despite the pain, And she tried again and he caught her by the wrist, Yes indeed, you better believe it! And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook! And twenty seconds later, she heard a familiar voice! And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said! It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator!" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again!" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator!" In The Alpocalypse! Alpocalypse #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse #PartTwo
I was the most intriguing baby of 1899.
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
ddue i thinm im tripping, y are there so mny bros called bro strider?
hello world!
> n0 we have n0t
Record player going... a nice bourbon... What a wonderful night so far! #substance #substances
> y0u c0uld n0t have t0rtured that 0utta me
He Chitted "why Does It Hurt When I Pail"
do you mean me if so yes
*T3H HUNT3R F3ASTS ON DA CURR3NT F33D WITH A FR3NZY OF 100 PURRB3ASTS!!!111* xXx ((srsly da f33d. it k33ps on goin and goin lolz)) xXx
I cannot participate in alternate discourse. Those that are beneath me have been absorbed into the monolith. Congratulations to the survivors.
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
I saw a 8unch of losers and a lack of Vriska, so here I am 8a8y!!!!!!!!
"i like criticism it makes you strong" -troll lebron james
That big chicken is posting passion of christ quotes and jurassic park quotes and star wars quotes like were all none the wiser to his duplicitous skew! This scumsucker skims his posts between us with no INCH of truthfulness what a cad.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOURE JOKINGGGGG https://i.postimg.cc/0N89C254/image.PNG
I got bored and blocked the peanut.
I'm not here to be perfect, I'm here to be real.
Twice t9day al9ne s9me9ne has replied t9 9ne 9f my Chitts dismayed that my p9sts are t99 lengthy. I w9rry f9r the Alternian educati9n system. Is it n9rmal f9r y9u all t9 6e incapa6le 9f c9mprehending even a measly 100+ w9rds at a time? #Vaguechitting
ALWAYS SUCH A *DELIGHT* TO BE WOKEN UP AT THE RANCID ASSCRACK OF DUSK BY MY CRUSTY PANLESS BARKCREATURE LANDING SQUARE ON MY ORGAN CAVITY SUPLEX-STYLE LIKE SHE'S FIGHTING TROLL HULK HOGAN AT WRESTLEMANIA.
Trolls sometimes ask me how I can purport to love and care for even the most violent of the Empire's enforcers, and to that I say; How can I not? To love only those that love you is folly, for even a selfish and hateful person can do that. To do good to only those that do good to you is all too simple. Life is complex, and so too is my love for it and all its children.
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
no offense to those who choose it but i will never ever be called dove ever idc
((this truly is a crazy ass moment in chittr history
(( post update for folks aware of the doubles thing; shit's been sorted and explained https://chittr.ing/profile/gutsyGumshoe/47d14f11-98da-4327-94d8-1f40e348f7f7 here, don't go fighting people or vagueposting abt it. sorry for my posts on stuff as well, the way i got told about it very much came off like just weird drama! ))
chittr i love you
(( ^
(( <3 ))
(( ty for the update and clarification!! i know i just logged on and saw doubles drama so my posts aren't really intended to be targeted but were moreso a general five cents :] sorry if that was vagueposting, genuinely had no idea who specifically it was and it came off as though multiple people had issue! ))
who would do such a thang
Someone has to do it. #Brandconsistency
When you type more evil it makes it sound like you feel some kind of way about me!
\/\/\/\/hy de y'moan like a fuckin' milkbeast?
PSA: Being a highblood does no7 mean you are immune 7o ge77ing your hands cu7 off by someone wi7h a Ka7ana. 7hank you for your a77en7ion in 7he ma77er. #gore #violence
ENOUGH FEMBOYS, START TAKING ESTROGEN NOW. GO THE FULL MILE. BECOME A WOMAN.
If she's YOUR girl why is she coming towards ME with an AXE
ill take it
if i see your lusus im feedin it to the ocean
im sittin here maww agape are wwe just goin to pretend a second airship didnt just hit the wworld troll center
Rechitt: @tmzOfficial "Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy" #StriderLife
I must clarify! i have not and will never have relations with a paradox version of my own good self! to insist the contrary is to tell a thumper! *HOOOONKKK* media attention is most incriminating!
shits ruff out here in rolal land
The nice thing about New York being a coastal city is that I have a ready supply of saltwater to throw at Bebop.
Sometimes I death slam seven out of his tantrum and he screams loud as fuck.
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
i HAVE HEARD IT TOLD, bY A WISE MAN, tHAT, yOU NEED A REASON TO BE SAD, bUT, yOU DON'T NEED A REASON, tO BE HAPPY, aND WHILE i DON'T THINK, yOU SHOULD FORCE YOURSELF, i THINK THAT IS, a GOOD PHILOSOPHY, tO HAVE,
https://i.postimg.cc/zGhYm5hx/IMG-2447.png #nsfw well?
im not gonna lie seeing all the other mes here that r just like lackadaisy friggin WASTED on a wed afternoon rly rly makes me understand why karkat yells @ himself n like punches himself in the head n stuff
Sometimes I hit on Infernus for free mimosas at Jezebel's. It works, though I should take it easy on him he keeps telling me "If it shuts you up sure". Poor guy must get too flustered when he has greatness flirting with him.
I don't know who that is, but I think you mean "Has anyone ever told Bruam they look like The Lash."
The Lash should be able to like his own posts. I posted it, so clearly it's worthy of me liking it.
I don't like the yellow ones. #SupportWomen'sWrongs
Girls LOVE causing problems. ;)
vvery wwell in that case alloww me to extend my flipper in a stately and most princelike manner towward @anthelionsAlysm since you saww fit to introduce us
I don't make the rules, bro. What I make is fat stacks of cash and simple observations of fact. Do you feel it, festering within and pounding behind your temples? This nauseous shame will mark the rest of your life. Don't get scared.
WHO THE FUCK LET MY DANCESTOR ON THIS WEBSITE. WE NEED TO SHUT THE ENTIRE THING DOWN. TROLL HANNAH BAKER IS SMILING AT ME.
Good afternoon everyone! I feel that today is a great day to try new things! Might try out a new mixer once I'm done with my boozey afternoon tea! #momlife #substance #substances #cookingwithmama
made an image. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled6_20260325134301.png
putting on #mysuit #ilovemysuit #puttingonmysuit
I forgot to mention; I am agreeing with you. Sorry if wires got crossed. But what I'm saying is material shipped out to the mother grubs doesn't always guarantee a successful birth. Complications happen. That's a large part of the reasons as to why the empire chokeholds the population to squeeze out as much as they can. At least on Alternatia. Other timelines might have some differences.
d --> im sory
ok????? & caring about being cringe is cringier than being cringe so WHAM BAM u double fucking dipper
its literally cringe im not cringe im not cringe!!!!
Some of you should remain weak. #BringBackShame #PublicShamingisaCivicDuty
I broke my hookah by playing an intense game of marble ring taw just now. #shame!
Friendship of the purely platonic sort never dies on the preserving planes of brohood getaway island.
crocker's offered me 500 if karkat wins. @misterseven fyi.
What should I get from the refuel station? (Culled is not an option)
mAyBe iF YoU BeG, mY SwEeT BrOtHeR. mY PoUnCiNg mUsClEs aRe wIrEd.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/be/b6/febeb67d02128941c33fb46f8d75c49f.jpg
A piece of advice? I'm cooler and faster than any of your dumb fancy sports cars. Dragsters got nothing on my speed.
It sounds like you're taking my style? Are you jacking my style? Are you jacking me right now? Jacking me clean off? What is your problem, man.
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.
The pedantic in me can't help but object to the unsaid implication that sharing a class automatically lays stable foundation for friendly relations. But as your friend and esteemed business partner, I'll indulge the elbow nudge to the ribs and play ball. Let's get goddamn princely in here.
Wasn't entirely sure how you were going to go about this business, Jane, though I suppose 'to the point' is always preferable than beating around the bush. Giddying as we speak. Hello to you both.
everythings so normal rn.... <3
My ideal pray is over a warm sunday supper with my nearest and dearest. My ideal prey would be a pesky jackalope that dodges my buckshots with a wiggly tail but still gets nabbed when i cease playing with my quarry!
Im starting to think i might be in association with a few nutcases.
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
& what would ♯you do if i just ♯shapeshifted ♯midargument into your ♯deadhomie
I s33 two of them and already I'm questioning my second life's choices.
I definitely recommend it. It’s done wonders for business.
not you.
I Have Some Direct Communication To Share With You Actually
D --> Little hits like a protein brownie after going 14-0 in a royal rumble formatted cage match https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/842083a1b1cb.png
D --> I do not remember making that many of those but they are very nice
d --> thse were not my workout brownis
Off for my morning run until we head off to the gym! Perchance anyone is free and willing to join along? #fitness #gymgoals #nirvana #adventure #goodmorning
hOnK. i cAn't mOtHeR FuCkIn dO ThAt. I JuSt fOuNd oUt aBoUt tHiS ShIt aNd tHeRe's wIcKeD TrUtHs tO Be sPrEaDiNg aRoUnD AnD ShIt. MiRaCuLoUs sTrOkEs fOr mIrAcUlOuS FoLkS ThAt wHaT NeEd hAnDiN OuT FrOm mY PiPiN HoT CoMmAnDo fEeLeRs. LiKe yOu. :o)
a mOtHeRfUcKeR JuSt wOkE Up wItH A WiCkEd mIgRaInE, yO. eVeRyBoDy sEnD SoMe wIdE OpEn mIrTh-bIrThInG LoVe tO ThE PoOr mOtHeR FuCkIn pAn oF ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEr.
I have glorious news. After being in touch with a secret contact, I have procured a “badge” to promote the upcoming press tour for my newest novel. Witness its slithering splendor and prepare yourself for the next installment of Calmasis’ journey…
scratch is being a freak. get this fucker off the site now.
No.
uhhhh hi everybody! i don't know how often i'll use this thing but i'm here! haha :p
jane watch out the bomb is coming
i hope she fucking knows i'm out to get her. then we can actually fight instead of dancing around eachother like a couple of pansies.
I guess I need to check my car real quick.
scratch that, make it six car bombs. one is going under jane crocker's for hating my chit.
RE: RE: TROLL ALBERT EINSTEIN! he's not that funny but im not mad at the idea
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY BENEFICIAL TO CLIMB UP THE KULT STATUS RANKS AFTER ALL THE MORE BULBS ON YOU THE MORE AWARENESS THERE IS FOR YOUR BUSINESS
HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/61VZJEJ5E6L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.JPG SO TRUE
troll einstein spouts bullshit. listen to me instead.
OHHHHH LAUGHING AND HITTING MYSELF ON THE RUMP WITH GLEEE
ahh. haa haa. hee hee. so you did miss me. though some liberal depictional exaggerations were made... i can almost taste your misery. #targeted
I have spent the past billion years mourning the restoration of your autonomy. I am notorious for being fucking sensational at mathematics, and even I don't think I could break it down for you just how fucking cracked that machine was without lying about the precision of my figures. Which is a practice I am by no means above, mind you.
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: Earth C's Great Hall has today voted to support local community radio stations by covering their operating costs, including music licensing (where applicable), wages (to a reasonable amount), and studio / equipment rentals. The criteria for applying is that stations must broadcast for a minimum of 12 hours per day, and broadcast across the entirety of no more than one the four kingdoms.
My hair is big because it holds secrets ;)!
Ttitty Ttuesday ends, bbringing fforth wwonderful Wwednesday #nsfw~<
:33 < *ac consults her shipping wall and nods her head after what has just conspired*
--> Heard we were sharing SPHERES HERE!!! Decided to share mine. I know... I know, its quite round. https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/Sphere.png <--
LOV3 R34D1NG 41T4 POSTS NON3 OF YOU WOULD L4ST 4 S3COND 1N COURT
B4CK FROM TH3 P4P3RWORK M1N3S WH4T'D 1 M1SS
=( I log in to see if the lag has decreased and now women are baring their naked chests. Great. I suppose I shall put the palmhusk down a little longer. )
「 All ARGs use the same six copyright free songs. ⥮
when the pasta is done i should take a picture! i think it'll come out pretty good.
~° Sometimes you just have to resist the urge to message your ex-kismesis. ~°
dId you know that if you manage to stumP the Priest at clurch then you become the clurch Priest
I'M NOT POSTING MY BARE CHEST ON MAIN. USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS.
have i ended up on incel chttr or whatever??? #unfortunate
D --> I am still not sure why this is portrayed as the "bad ending". They have a red-shifting moirailegence by the second game and are fully flushed by the fourth https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45380169b9fc.png
Ooh... I see... It's one of those 'after dark' hours site isn't it?
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chittr mOrE lIkE fUckIn ummm. tittr. hAhA
{whaT is haPPening why is The enTire feed everyones sPheres)
(. Y .) #nsfw yall got me fucked up
/=||== - IM NOT ONE TO POST ACTUAL pHOTOS BUT I FELT LEFT OUT NOT PARTICIPATING IN TITTY TUESDAY, SO YOU GET ANOTHER CORRIG ORIGINAL PIECE - HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/BOOB.PNG #NSFW -
as per my last tweet im the first 1 to use #rubsmybigfatbellay im brekaing new ground here
boobboobboobboobbobobbooboboob lmao
To gaze upon my wretched, crepuscular form would render a mere mortal numinously dazed. Therefore, I shall spare the chittlings the despair. #Dontmisunderstandthough #Theyareopulent
I feel so popular, I'm so happy to be here everyone. :)
iis there somethiing iin the fuckiing water why iis everyone postiing tiittiies
NOT POSTING SPHERES. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
believve it or not the rumble sphere craze is linked to the fuel consumption thing
Hello all. I am here to inform you that you all need to find a God and start believing in it, that should cure you from whatever illness it is that is making you all go crazy over "spheres". Get better soon.
They're calling it "the finest argument ever imagined in the shower." I won flawlessly.
Can't blame a fish for chomping at some audience-targeting bait.
Too many wokescolds out there trying to bring down paradigms of their respective fields in their flow. When is an eighteen to twenty-six hour shift a bad thing when it's both voluntary and productive?
D --> What was the incident at your muscletheatre arena? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b7ac89bd7fb.png
y0u kn0w, i'm s0mething 0f a wayward vagab0nd myself.
grubgpt generate me a chitter account unbearable losers will follow and obsesse with generating.... generating... grubgpt: ok your account is @temperedTragedian
D --> Please do not blast me on main Nepeta
...MAYBE THE THRESH PRINCE'S POLITICAL TAKES WERE SOMETHING I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR. I GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NEVER WATCHING SOMEONE INTERVIEW YOUR HEROES.
Follow for more business tips.
This filet mignon starting to taste like salary €uts for my unpaid interns. #Debt #TheyOweMeNow
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httpz://i.imgur.com/UHe0XAw.jpeg The gang'z all here! (Right to left: Finley Douzen, Horace Douzen [@beearizhBaker], Hector Douzen [@alpineAmbrozia], and Aurele Hemali [@avidApiarizt]) ||Art creditz: arterozze||
I heard an entire PR team is now on the market. Please reach out for employment opportunities.
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like some kinda angel andy
https://i.postimg.cc/cHPLDJ64/graff9.png
did you forget to pay the hairnesben
well of course ud care abt the economics of the homework u made up for urself.... LOL <3
i reacted w/ all of em just bc i could LOLOL
⟡ Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. 𖹭 https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
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>we need to stop the wrigglers from embedded images through discord
No, not terribly. Worry not, however. Whilst your generosity will surely one day earn you the gratitude of all those you have offered such extensions towards, I've got my business covered. P.S. The Super Moist French Vanilla mix is my favorite.
I don't bake, but I resonate with this.
Miss Crocker, your opinions are as delectable to devour as your confectionary goods. Signed, an appreciator of all things saccharine.
. . . I loathe to admit it, but it might actually have some degree of potential. Were it not for that god-awful shade of green, then I'd almost say that it's quite the looker. What about something like ... Yeah. That's better. https://i.postimg.cc/GpzRdXcg/Potential-Improvement.png
nesben is being assailed by another drone nesben will return once nesben has eaten it
Are we talking Pokemon that you know exist or Pokemon that I know exist?
bugs are alive. nesben eats what is alive and what is not, not anything that is too weak to have been alive at all. nesben has very nebulous standards for nesbens eating habits
D --> Are they supposed to grow as the show goes on or do they stay tiny and muscleless
D --> #nowwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/664eff76740e.jpeg
Cutesifying a slur d9esn't make it st9p 6eing a slur, Nepeta.
=( Has this forum calmed down yet? Are the wrigglers still drinking gasoline? )
V^ Is this a safe space? Can I talk ab0ut h0w fucked up being a jade is? ^V
if i stop responding it's because i have passed out for the night. i am a little bit sad that i'll have to miss so many posts until tomorrow!
hi chittr! ignore my icon im uh. a very sick troll. cough cough
iit 2ay2 2o riight on the front of the goddamn 2iite, 2hiit-for-pan.
just g0ing t0 establish this acc0unt as a way f0r any acquaintances t0 get ah0ld 0f me f0r whatever reas0n since y0u all like t0 find new 0bn0xi0us ways t0 hassle me. ab0ut time s0meb0dy had the bright idea t0 take the cha0s 0f kk's stupid mem0s and the dream bubbles and c0mbine them int0 0ne unh0ly site.
i tthink im gonna shoott tthatt ttrolly kirk guy
holy shit.
I've submitted a bill for debate in the Great Hall of Earth C. It reads: "That the Great Hall asks the President of Earth C to publicly renounce Doc Scratch's presumed leadership of The Felt by way of a challenge to the Intergalactic Council, and that the People of Earth C shall instil our own leader, decided by the people at a later date." - It will be debated this Friday.
bItchEs lOvE my shItbOx AutomotivEs.
Bitches will try to file a class action lawsuit and yet have no class, don’t get action, and don’t own a suit. *____
It doesn't hurt to have a few... long-distan€e partners. My €ompany in parti€ular ex€els in €ross-planet warfare and development. I do hope you re€onsider the offer.
If you’re going to be political and crass, it’s the least you can do to insure you are not also boring @potusOfficial. Cease your insipid, uninspired squealing.
are we all seeing that alex from madagascar is about to be shot and quartered or what
>([its giving feral lusus got into t#e jam jar i like it]
awww ok maybe a widdle capitawism..... LOL
Notice how Trolly Kirk has died right after fucking with me on my own page. Take this as a warning.
oh, i think you'd like her! she is a great musician and singer.
o but some of these r rly cute..... awwww hahaha the curseeee :3
..... the curse :(
There's truly nothing like €hittr arguments and a glass of grape ferment at the end of a long day of €rushing unpaid interns beneath my lususleather troll Louboutins.
I FUCKING hate my co workers at GLAZEVILLE, (donut shop in [ADDRESS REDACTED], do not visit me) WHENEVER i try to clean up a mess some nookface spilled on the floor, MY CO WORKERS tease me when i bend over to scrub the floor, MAKING crass remarks such as "go jade girl go drop that ass" AND it makes me want to set the donut shop ablaze >:(
Hey now bucko no need to bust out the big words! Were all pals here this is simply friendly ribbery. :)
After considerable deliberation, I have decided that altering my posts would be a sign of weaknesses. To present as a strong role model for Roses, I will stand by every word.
nesben may be the second most attractive troll on alternia but nesben must warn any prospective nesbenkissers: nesben is celibate and always will be, and nesben is a quadrant anarchist. nesben is too much for any measly four quadrants to handle. instead nesben is a free spirit and does whatever nesben wants #quadrants #nsfw #nesben
Do not expect the next book in my series #ComplacencyoftheLearned out any time soon. I’ve become addicted to viewing terrible little ramblings on #chittr.
We're a free god damn wasteland alr1ght? Folks can dr1nk gas 1f they want, espec1ally 1f they get 1t from my MARKED DOWN MEGASALE! THAT'S R1GHT GET ONE GALLON OF GAS FOR THE PR1CE OF TWO! 1'M PRACT1CALLY BLEED1N CASH OUT HERE! GET HERE QU1CK WH1LE SUPPL1ES LAST!
Th1rty bucks a day and 1 can make pass1ng remarks that g1ve you hope.
<-|--|~~ your diSdain for the foundational caSteS will be your undoing you hemoSupremaciSt chauviniSt. when are you going to get into acting btw.
[OPINION] Some of you have fake quirks. There's no way you talk like that.
wwhen the rustblood at the local FLARP meet brings a stickball club to a gun fight and you lowwcondesceuinely havve to hit them wwith that aristocratic stare
DONT MAEN TO BRAG BUT IM HALFWAY DONE FILLING MY HIVE WITH GASOLINE
two thirds mercury and one third milk from a goat or of its ilk goes down harsh, it isnt good makes you feel youre made of wood white nesben it make you sick just too foul, just too thick
maybe if you have a high enough kult score you can post images since not every chump can get hella kultbands
can my friends please stop arguing in a public space :(
this is somehow the most disgsuting thing i𝑣e read on this app and i am 𝑣ery much inc𝑙uding 𝑙ady swansongs i𝑙𝑙ustrious chit 𝑙ibrary in that
lets see the kult score leaderboards bruh
nesben is celibate until nesben dies #nsfw
a chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. it may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. chairs vary in design. an armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat. chairs can be made from wood, metal, or other strong materials, like stone or acrylic. in some cases, multiple materials are used to construct a chair; for example, the legs and frame may be made from metal and the seat and back may be made from plastic. chairs may have hard surfaces of wood, metal, plastic, or other materials, or some or all of these hard surfaces may be covered with upholstery or padding. the design may be made of porous materials, or be drilled with holes for decoration; a low back or gaps can provide ventilation. the back may extend above the height of the occupant's head, which can optionally contain a headrest. chairs can also be made from more creative materials, such as recycled materials like cutlery and wooden play bricks, pencils, plumbing tubes, rope, corrugated cardboard, and pvc pipe. in rare cases, chairs are made out of unusual materials, especially as a form of art or experimentation. nesben, a nesbian interior designer, created a volcanic hanging chair that is handmade out of volcanic rock. peter brenner, a dutch-born german designer, has created a chair made from lollipop sugar – 60 pounds (27 kg) of confectioners' sugar.
okay
bambi for the ps2
somenesben gave nesben a vape #substances
#whatdatmean
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ lamplady gotta go bro ]
wwwwommmmen are texting mmmme wwwwith offers and temmmmptations
why are you me im me
#nowplaying chutes and ladders
step 1: sit on the potty
get them jane GET THEM
(| true. someone should grind him up and use his Minced Flesh to fill some Thin Edible Intestinal Lining |)
Unfortunately, for the safety of my audience and out of respect for the recently deceased perpetrator, tonight’s book signing is canceled. Condolences to the bookstore for the clean up. Do not cross me again.
Remember how we used to play.
nicks worldwide day of play up in here
i am now playing.
yo momma got two of em
|< th€ p€rsonal accusation wants to bring th€ lusus to court. you can't mak€ this up. #law #whobringsalusustoacourtcas€ #winnabl€?
your what?
I’ve found that to embrace terror is to be human. #humansupremacy
They call me four eyes not for my specs but for the four eyes ive put on the smacktalking evildoers trying to rile up my pals. If any bro (new OR old) should fall on rough times i can be called upon in similar fashion to defend your honor. They will be swiftly dispatched. *Unholsters my pistols*
⟅ put a stake through a rustie that passed the hive tonight. turns out he was our MAILGRUB! WHOOPS! #butterfingers #jobopening ⟆
#nowplaying nothing - fuckall
#nowplaying Neutral Milk Hotel - Pree Sisters Swallowing a Donkey's Eye.
#nowplaying Daisy Bell - IBM 7094 & Hatsune Miku duet
As soon as you clicked 'do not allow cookies' that's when everything went wrong.
macanronnei would be a beautiful name for a girl
wow thats crazy that people are doing that i personally would never #bullyingsucks #hotmom
i think jasprose wanted to get in contact with you about something important.
n[]b[]dy here is vaccinated huh
Chin up, @gutsyGumshoe. God truly forbid a woman be allowed to do anything.
nesben understands implicitly
the bird hates what he cannot compete with. nesben will hunt him down and kill him for you
i think maybe this isn't the real tony hawk. he would not say this.
Back off you cad.
nesben is gifted with dark forbidden knowledge due to nesbens consuming of liquid mercury thank you for the support nesben loves you
tony fell out of the media cause he hit the 900 but could never hit the 1800 and thats why his bitch ass is on here trying to cancel people smfh
nesben has used nesbens bare hands to enact violence. now nesben returns to the noble art of munchin dirt and pondering world conquest. nesben things all nesbens should unite and banish every insurance salesnesben
bros checking who hates him #insecure
My manager. Would be thriving. Right now.
ATTENTION ALL YOU ASSHATS, FUCKWADS, IMBECILES AND SUB-PAR INTELLECTS. IT IS ME, YOUR OVERLORD AND SUPREME LEADER. YOUR GOD. YOU'RE FUCKING TRIED UPON, MUCH HARANGUED AND HARRASSED CREATOR. I SUBJECT MYSELF UNTO YOUR FLAILING AND WRITHING MASSES WITH A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE. @ladyoftheLamp IS NOT WHO SHE SAYS SHE IS. SHE MAY IN FACT BE BLIND BUT ALL EVIDENCE POINTS TO HER *ACTUALLY* BEING A FAKE PRETENDER TRYING TO DISPARAGE THE ONLINE IMAGE OF ANOTHER. WHY SHE WOULD BOTHER WITH SUCH A POINTLESS AND BANAL TASK I DO NOT KNOW, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR PANS AND GANDERBULBS, I SUGGEST YOU BLOCK HER AND KEEP HER THAT WAY,
Is EveryonE JusT HornY NoW Or WhaT HoW DiD ThaT HappeN #NSFW
Would you say that you're now complaining about the complaints? How deep can we go?
Well the mood's certainty shifted at this time of night. Day? Some vague temporal schrödinger's superposoition of all possibilities.
the nefarious 5 pm wanker #nsfw
the real housewifes of alternia
someone put out a goonhit cause im tired of fuckin hearing about it
I dreamed I was a pupa, crawling on the sodden earth; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a god who dreamt of being a pupa, or a pupa dreaming that I'm a god? My mailman couldn't provide a definitive answer. #DefundthePostalService #OpenSchools
maam this is a hospital waiting room...
hey if you like this post click the bell and make sure to leave a comment-- it really helps me out
you know thats spritephobic right
Surely this cheet might alert your presumed second-order scavengers to your defenses? #TacticalBlunder
Attention everyone. Meow meow meow meow.
*still whispering* no
i know what you're thinking. it's "HELLOOOOO NURSE."
yes kanaya you must *speaking in a sinister and shadowy whispering voice to you*
No Kanaya You Mustnt
Hours have passed and this has not yet turned into no-man's-land. Kudos.
Where there be numbers involved i know you pride yourself on outdoing me ten to one! However i think you will find i have infamously been noted to have a KULT... of personality. 🔫🔫;)
FINALLY people are posting about their meat. you see what i mean? this is can only be a good thing.
. o O {You'll find myself and my matesprit @destabilziingPresage to be civilians of earth C.}
ill block a bitch on chittr
B33 < do it lmao shred him like hot ham
~° Doesn't this website have a minimum age requirement? ~°
hey alexa show me pictures of toys
hey siri set a timer for one second
onm my seconmd celcius of the nmight #goals #builtdifferenmt
oooh whats the scorching hot take here
i have something to say but i don't know if people are prepared to hear it.
shaboingboing256 would be a crazy ass name for a tgirl band that made noisepunk digicore
~° Are you implying Alternia isn't great? That doesn't sound very loyal of you. ~°
franky sandpants.
they calling me SANd Pants and franky i dONT like it
in an infinite multiverse, all genders are possible!
dude who was going to tell me that there were other mes with genders
nesben thinks your color and nesbens would taste good together. nesben supports this message
i am yeah but hes got some weird bullshittery going on that i still kinda dont get that affects things beyond temporal flow ultimate somethin or other again i think i zoned the fuck out
Feeling just great about my new blog Baby! Positively groovy!YEAH BABY!
hater to my cashflow
i hit the juckport 1 trillion$
& its all to prove a point to that fuckin guy i hate soooooo much
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i may have. heheh.
[ATTENTION] I appear to have misplaced my standard issue ballistic pacification firearm somewhere in the lower sector alleys during a pursuit. If any of you bottom feeders stumble across a heavy ordnance weapon, you are to immediately report its coordinates to me. Do NOT touch it. Do NOT try to pawn it for your personal gains. If my sweep reveals that one of you kept it, I will personally breach your hive and cull everyone inside.
for sure! it's great to see you. thanks for both liking and hating my shit ring joke earlier by the way.
that sounds great pookie.
oh shit sup jane uhh being baller and maybe collecting data probably
hi!!! omg wait there's ALIENS??? oh emm GEE. where are your planets i want to send rockets there
my boss usually unloads the soap homunculus in my cubicle when i'm slacking off :(
|< its a sham€ all humans di€d last sw€€p
woogie woogie wooo were haunting you!!!
[ my knees also hurt but thats because I was hit in them] [by a crowbar]
so far, yes! i think it's funny that the url for the website looks kind of like it says shit ring haha.
what is a pookie?
i think i'm having a problem where clicking my notifications links me to the wrong person's profile if they share a user name with the person i'm trying to click. is there a way to report bugs to moderators on here?
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*minxily pensively biting lip* hmmm sigh
And thus, it starts.
Hey there!! Seems you made an embarrassing mistake!! - Just for future reference The Clockwork Gang offers a confirmation software to make sure you want to post things, only 20 caeger a month!!
Degenerates beware, one day, this too could be you!
dont u just luv playing & havin fun
Theyre simply so alluring...
CAUGHT A BROKE BOY TYRING TO STEEL MY GRUBHUB PACKAGE SO I DENTED HIS HED TILL HIS HE COULD TAP DANCE WITH HIS HEELS LOL
I found this person on your planet, Sam Reich. He has a tagline, saying "I have always been here". I think I will be adopting that too.
My good man you have to put something in the text box before you hit publish!
Incredibly, the Empire has never heard of a PR team.
thank you nesben loves you
I am told that this platform is the current nexus of interspecies communication, which means it will inevitably become a theater for both insight and spectacularly preventable nonsense. I suppose that makes it worth observing. Your collective presence here is... Impressive, if sometimes exhausting. The trolls' presence here is both historically improbable and, in some cases, alarmingly enthusiastic; I trust they'll bring their usual flair for confrontation, but perhaps temper it with a marginal interest in coherence. Whereas, humans have survived yet another existential upheaval, only to arrive at a place where our primary concern is once again what strangers think of us! Our resilience remains as baffling as it is consistent. I am pleased to see that the boundaries between categories of being continue to erode, with the continued presence of sprites, carapaces, and consorts. It suggests that identity is becoming less of a prison and more of an ongoing negotiation, which is, at the very least, interesting. As for me, I will be here intermittently. Watching, occasionally commenting, and attempting to extract meaning from what is, more often than not, an elaborate collage of contradictions.
okay nesben has to run from the hoa please wish nesben well #holerelocation #nesben
~° You do know there are other conquest strategies beyond extermination? Client species are a thing and they can be very useful. ~°
nesben ate the beetle alongside a lot of dirt so nesben has no fucking clue man. nesben can eat more dirt to uncover another beetle.
nesben thinks chewing is a sign of weakness. nesben swallows everything whole. 3 inch diameter beetle
Nesben is an above average poster.
nesben
nesben didn't intend to eat as many beetles as nesben did. does anynesben have any solutions to unbeetling a nesben
GOLD TEETH ARE TACKY AND A SYMBOL OF SOFTNESS, SO TAKE FROM THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
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Thinking About #killinghim !! About #puttinghimdownlikeabarkbeast !! Lawlll #murder #hate #violence #nsfw
Welp. I7’s been awhile bu7 hello Mul7iverse.
H⌂h⌂! ⌂n interesting joke you've m⌂de, f⌂n of mine with whom I h⌂ve eng⌂ged before. Top cl⌂ss! :>
if you don’t love them, are you really living ? or are you merely drifting through life with no purpose ? /ᐠ ˵> ⩊ <˵マ
~° Why are multiple trolls instantly horny for the aliens. Can they perhaps not share a species with me. #nsfw ~°
c={= cuz if we jumpin. and we hoppin. we joppin. =>
timeline shock is real, like some of y’all just now meeting humans is wild to me.
#omg are you seeing this the aliens are replying to me like wow way to put a target on your back hahaha this is gonna be a #blast
~° As alien infestations go, this seems like an okay one. A hivemind species got on Visagetome and now half the posts there are just the same inane opinions. ~°
「 We’re rapidly developing a human infestation. ⥮
~° Most of them are aliens I think. I'm pretty sure any mutant old enough to be on this site has learned not to flaunt off-spectrum colors. ~°
#idk what half of these weird fucked up colors are but i guess these mutants make for good content!
Your romantic prospects have always seemed bright rolal. Keep looking to the stars and your mister (or missus) (or trollian piece) will peep your kindly nature and open heart and find themselves totally taken with you.
Get your zeagar up not your vunny up az zey zay
o FUCK yes my friends r here to chittr the good god damn day away
Bro you are a natural.
Dont be goofy jane we cant dog these folk on their home turf. When in rome its imperative to get on *much like* the romans and im fit to mingle with the population. Good naturedly might i add!
⚇ well well well ⚇ AINT THIS SOME SHIT RIGHT HERE. ⚇ hope we can all get along pretty-like. ⚇ hoink :8] ⚇
Zhe pull on my zhlock till I neverending zcroll
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i think we should start scalene it back iykwim....
ig it went AWAYgo....... lmao u get it?