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$ettle your debt$ for a pri¢e. ¢all me anytime. ((Art by SpookyPoopet on Discord))

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Alright. ₱ay u₱. No₩. I've ₩aited long enough. You got me on land. ((Art ¢redit: $₱ooky₱oo₱et on Di$¢ord))

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A fine game tonight. Truly. Good hand$, ₱oor de¢i$ion$, ex¢ellent ¢om₱any, and ju$t enough ₱ani¢ near the river to make the ₩hole thing ₩orth ho$ting. I had the table ₩here I ₩anted it for mo$t of the evening. ¢hi₱$ $ta¢ked, nerve$ $ho₩ing, every little ¢al¢ulation beginning to lean in my dire¢tion. There i$ a ₱arti¢ular ₱lea$ure in ₩at¢hing a room realize the tide ha$ gone out around them. Then, at the end, I o₱ted to ₱ut everything for₩ard. A gamble to ¢elebrate a night ₩ell $₱ent. A re¢kle$$ thing. A beautiful thing. And, tonight, a lu¢ky thing. $o ¢ongratulation$ are in order. I am not angry. Lu¢k i$ a gue$t at any ₱ro₱er ¢ard table, and it ₩ould be very ₱oor manner$ to ¢om₱lain ₩hen $he finally arrive$ drunk, late, and laughing. Enjoy the ₩in. ₱oli$h it. Tell the $tory generou$ly. Remember the feeling of holding one over old $ea¢ra$h. Next time, I ex₱e¢t lu¢k ₩ill have other a₱₱ointment$.

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'Bout how often d'ya s'pose you'll be play:n' w:th peons l:ke th:s, b:g man? M:ght just need'a clear my calendar :f'n you're ser:ous 'bout that 'next t:me' bus:ness.

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Regarding tonight’$ game. The table i$ being ₱re₱ared aboard the $hi₱. The ¢ard$ are ¢lean, the bar i$ $to¢ked, the dealer ha$ been ₩arned to kee₱ her hand$ $teady, and the tide ha$ been kind enough to leave u$ mo$tly above ₩ater. ₱layer$, $taff, $₱e¢tator$, debtor$, o₱₱ortuni$t$, and intere$ted ₱artie$ may gather here. The game i$ Hold’em. High $take$. No rake. No ¢rying before the river. If you have bought your $eat, bring your nerve. If you have not bought your $eat, bring $omething intere$ting enough to make me li$ten. ₩el¢ome aboard. Fe$tivitie$ truly $tart roundabout 7₱M E$oteri¢ $tandard Time. My dealer, @arou$edDelivery, ₩ill be on board then. You don't have to ₱lay to attend. Ju$t don't fault me if you get bored ₩hile ₩e ₱lay.

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Regarding the ¢ard game. I am looking to ex₱and the ro$ter. A fe₩ ₱ro$₱e¢tive ₱layer$ a₱₱ear to have gotten ¢old feet, $o in a moment of un¢ommon genero$ity, I have lo₩ered the buy-in. Ju$t a tad. The next game i$ ₱lanned for Thur$day at 7 ₱M E$T, or thereabout$. The tide, the gue$t$, and the quality of everyone’$ ex¢u$e$ may adju$t the hour $lightly. ¢urrent ₱layer$: @re$₱lendent¢andour @glitteringA¢uity @leviathanLedger ¢urrent $taff: @arou$edDelivery — Dealer @ardour¢orvidae — Bartender ¢on$ider thi$ a reminder, an invitation, and a ¢ourte$y to anyone ₩ith more nerve than $en$e. My ₩eekly ₱rivate game remain$ o₱en to gentlefolk of mean$, lineage, in$uffi¢ient $elf-₱re$ervation, or entertaining de$₱eration. Buy-in i$: ₦100,000 ¢aegar$ or one authenti¢ated noble heirloom of ₱re-¢onde$¢en$ion origin or a favor I am not yet obliged to name. No marker$ under fifty thou$and. No ¢rying before the river. No dueling in the ante¢hamber unle$$ both ₱artie$ have ₱aid ¢orkage. The game i$ Hold’em. High $take$. No rake. A ¢lean table, a ₩ell-$to¢ked bar, a ¢a₱able dealer, and the rare o₱₱ortunity to lo$e money $ome₩here intere$ting. Bring your lu¢k. I do enjoy $eeing ho₩ far it get$ you.

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C'm☘︎n guys y☘︎u g☘︎tta j☘︎in!!!! I g☘︎t like, a really cute unif☘︎rm and everything and als☘︎ I t☘︎tally studied t☘︎ h☘︎ne my card dealing skills!!!!

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BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.

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I WANT YOu TO THINK ABOuT THE WORDS THAT YOu JuST TYPED. REAL LONG AND HARD. AND ASK YOuRSELF. IF YOu CAN IDENTIFY A SINGLE uSE CASE. uNIVERSALLY. FOR THE PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. "MOMMY BODY". GET CREATIVE. LuRIDLY IMAGINATIVE.

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TARGET PRACTICE. THE ANSWER. IS TARGET PRACTICE.

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are yoU often haUnted by visions of me, caliborn?​

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Callie Bhorne, welcome to the realm of the Narrative. I do hope you enjoy your stay. The Narrative and its Session have correctly catalogued you. Standby for the other players to make their moves.

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This is a kickass character intro. I think my fav line was "BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T." That's great

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I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOu BEFORE IN MY LIFE. ALSO. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. HE BEARS FuCKING NO RELATION TO ME WHATSOEVER. BEYOND BEING MY CREATION. FOR A BOOKISH GIRL. YOu SuRE ARE FuNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE SOMETIMES. BuT YES.

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I ENJOY YOuR WORDS OF PRAISE. YOu CAN REMAIN FOR THE CHRONICLED SAGA AND ADVENTuRES. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND THE OTHERS. WHO WILL NO DOuBT BE JOINING HIM ON HIS QuEST. VERY FuCKING SOON. I WILL HAVE MORE ZINGERS. AND ONE LINERS. IN THE FuTuRE.

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ok.​

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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Awwww, I love seein' folks engagin' with the idea of limeblood OCS!!! They're so underserviced 'n overlooked...!!!!! Words can't describe how much of a bummer it'd be if all interest was lost...but I love yer critter conceit! Ain't never heard of a fantroll with HHT as the Lusus...!!! Apropos, Caliborn! Even if it don't make...all the sense in the world...how 'xactly that'd work...uehh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < LIKE CALLIE OHPEEE THE SPIRIT IS THERE! HUZZAH!!!!

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A brief note on table etiquette. ₱oker i$ a game of nerve, ₱atien¢e, and hand$. You are en¢ouraged to bring all three. ₩hat you are not en¢ouraged to bring i$ a mouth fa$ter than your arithmeti¢, finger$ ₩andering ₩here they have not been invited, or the tou¢hing little belief that a gentleman’$ table be¢ome$ le$$ dangerou$ be¢au$e the ¢ard$ are ₱retty. Manner$ matter. $o doe$ ¢ounting. And I do ho₱e our gue$t$ remember that a ₱oor ₱layer may al₩ay$ be dealt another hand. ₱rovided he ha$ enough left to hold it. #Violen¢e #Gore #Im₱lied #₱oker

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I don't even gamble and my tummy hurts.

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You $hould ¢on$ider ₱laying a hand or t₩o next ₩eek. It ₩ill be life ¢hanging, ¢oo₱er.

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Oh, no. No, really gambling isn't for me. I don't really.. Like to throw money at things.

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$till ¢ir¢ling in. I kno₩ they feel it.

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In regard$ to the ¢ard game. Looking to ex₱and our ro$ter. Had a fe₩ ₱layer$ get ¢old feet, $o to $₱eak. A$ a re$ult, I did a kindne$$ and ¢ut do₩n the buy-in, ju$t a tad. Looking to $tart u$ ba¢k u₱ either ₩edne$day or Thur$day. 7₱M, Ea$tern $lander Time. ¢urrent ₱layer$: @re$₱lendent¢andour @glitteringA¢uity @leviathanLedger ¢urrent $taffer$: @arou$edDelivery [Dealer] @ardour¢orvidae [Bartender] Un¢ommitted Ty₱e$ ₩ho ex₱re$$ed intere$t: @or₱hanerDual$¢ar @a$₱iring₱e$$imi$t Ju$t to jog your memory. And ju$t going to ₱ut u₱ a bit of a reminder of the $₱e¢ifi¢$. My ₩eekly ₱rivate game remain$ o₱en to gentlefolk of mean$, lineage, in$uffi¢ient $elf-₱re$ervation, or entertaining de$₱eration. Buy-in i$: ₦100,000 ¢aegar$ or one authenti¢ated noble heirloom of ₱re-¢onde$¢en$ion origin or a favor I am not yet obliged to name. No marker$ under fifty thou$and. No ¢rying before the river. No dueling in the ante¢hamber unle$$ both ₱artie$ have ₱aid ¢orkage. Bring your lu¢k. I do enjoy $eeing ho₩ far it'll get you. High $take$. No rake. The game i$ Hold'em.

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Ye \/\/\/\/eren't s'p-o-o-sed t'ann-o-o-unce it t'th'\/\/\/\/h0le sea, card shark.

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Excited t☘︎ deal th☘︎se cards!! ah h hah aa.... g☘︎rgle...h☘︎w t☘︎ deal p☘︎ker cards...

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₱re₱aration$ for the ₱oker Night are ju$t about ¢om₱lete. $taff i$ ha₱₱y. Debt$ a¢¢ounted for. A fe₩ more $eat$ o₱en, for tho$e intere$ted. You already kno₩ ₩ho I am $₱eaking to.

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Neurologi$t for that neuroti¢ freak? I $u₱₱o$e $in¢e they are ₱aying, I ¢an find $omeone.

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Funny thing, the $hore. You $₱end enough time a₩ay from it, and every landd₩eller ₩ith ₩et ankle$ $tart$ ¢onvin¢ing them$elve$ they have di$¢overed the o¢ean. Lately, I have been a₱₱roa¢hed by a ¢harming little ₱arade of ¢uriou$ mouth$. All a$king after name$, debt$, $afety, intent, hi$tory, motive. All ₱retending information i$ a $hell they found loo$e in the $and, and not $omething ₱ried from a living thing. ₱rying i$ all the$e $ort$ $eem to kno₩ ho₩ to do. ₱ry the$e $hell$, ₱ry into my bu$ine$$, ₱ry into my ¢lientele. I do admire the ¢ourage. Mo$t of your ilk tend to run. But ¢ourage i$ not ₩hat kee₱$ the ₩orld turning. If you ₩ant an$₩er$, bring ₱ayment.

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if it's so loose that it comes free when poked, maybe it was meant to be pulled. don't lose your edge, cashmouth

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Your o₩n information i$ ea$ily ₱lu¢ked. Do not to$$ $tone$ from a gla$$ hive.

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Feel$ good to ¢olle¢t from a ne₩ $our¢e. Like fre$h i¢hor in the ole thum₱er.

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You made this post two days ago but I am just now realizing you just referred to your blood as god blood.

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$lo₩ on the dra₩.

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I’ve been busy the last few days. Can I ask you a question without draining my piggy bank?

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De₱end$ on the que$tion$, a$ al₩ay$.

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Just curious why an Old One concerns himself with the little lives of the lowly mortals

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₩hy doe$ an u₱right a₱e ¢on¢ern it$elf ₩ith the little biome$ ¢ra₩ling through it$ innard$? ₩hy doe$ an ari$to¢rat ¢are about thread ¢ount? ₩hy doe$ a king noti¢e mold in the ¢ellar, or a ¢a₱tain mind the barna¢le$? Be¢au$e $mall thing$, ¢a$₱er, are only $mall until they are numerou$, negle¢ted, or ex₱en$ive. Little live$ move money. Little mouth$ ¢arry name$. Little hand$ $ign ₱a₱er$, o₱en door$, ¢lo$e a¢¢ount$, and ferment ₩hen let be. Either into ₩ine or into $₱oilage. I do not ¢on¢ern my$elf ₩ith mortal$ be¢au$e I find them grand. I ¢on¢ern my$elf ₩ith them be¢au$e they are every₩here. And everything every₩here eventually be¢ome$ either a re$our¢e, a nui$an¢e, or a debt. A free le$$on in e¢onomi¢$ from one to another.

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Thanks, did you know you’re one of like three people that makes my tummy hurt within three sentences of conversation?

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You and your friend$ $hould take mind not to tread the $hore$, then.

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Have my friends been bothering you too? I thought I was special.

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$ad to $ee a good troll like that meander do₩n medio¢rity. $oon, even the tide$'ll forget him. I ₩on't. He o₩e$ me.

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I remember my earlie$t hunt$ along the $hore. Not for the meat. Not only. The landd₩eller$ ₩ould gather in their little market$ under ¢anva$ and $moke, all teeth and hand$ and bright fal$e laughter. Fi$h for grain. Grain for metal. Metal for favor$. Favor$ for $ilen¢e. None of them ¢alled it hunger. That ₩a$ ₩hat intere$ted me. A bea$t take$ be¢au$e it mu$t. A hunter take$ be¢au$e he ¢an. But the$e ¢reature$ had found a ₩ay to make taking ₱olite. They $miled ₩hile ₩eighing one another’$ throat$ on little bra$$ $¢ale$, then thanked the blade for it$ fairne$$. I ₩at¢hed from the $urf ₩ith blood $till ₩arm beneath my ¢la₩$ and thought, "There i$ art here." Not yet. Not for me. Not ₩hile the hunt ₩a$ $till young and $im₱le. But later. Definitely later.

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The tide$ ₱rovide the mo$t intere$ting of vie₩$.

I return tx the tides xnly when needed tx. My business keeps me xn land mxst times... I can't help but wxnder, with a title like yxurs, if xur businesses are similar.

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¢a$₱er, my friend, there, there. The ₩orld ha$ a habit of $₱inning gentle thing$ like a dreidel and then a¢ting $ur₱ri$ed ₩hen they get dizzy. Read that ¢arefully.

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All I got from that is you called me a gentle thing. Am I gentle thing, Moneymaw?

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I am $im₱ly an alternative to traditional banking. Finan¢e$ flo₩ through the ₩orld like ¢urrent$ do on the ma₱. Trend$ are the ₩ind$, and inve$tor$ are the little floating $hi₱$. I ¢are to en$ure all are ha₱₱y, no ty₱hoon$, no torrent$, and no $inking $hi₱$. Unle$$ there need$ to be.

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Like ₱a₱yru$ $ifting a river bed.

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Can't tell if this is a favorable thing or not

A lxaner? Then I guess we're xppxsites. Yxu give mxney... I take it. By any means necessary.

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You are ₩el¢ome to attem₱t to ¢ome take my ₱arti¢ular ₱ur$e$ from my ₱ur$er$, kno₩ everyone under my thumb i$ like₩i$e under my endeared ₱rote¢tion. The tide take$ $o mu¢h more than ju$t their valuable$.

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Eh, unless yxu're asking me tx gx after yxur clients, it's nxt really my speed. Last time I fucked up like that I gxt my lip cut, and nxw I'm nxt welcxme back within a certain city limit.

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~ The 25th 8ilunar Perigee of the 3rd Dim Season's Equinox. ~ It has 8een nearly a perigee since I last granted these pages the privilege of my attention. I am certain this will distress wh8ver imagined audience has taken to pressing its little face against the glass of my affairs. Let it. A depriv8tion may 8e instructive, and silence, when set loose among the needy, fattens wonderfully. My a8sence was not idleness. I have 8een called to meetings, feasts, negoti8tions, disciplinary amusements, and one argument with the Orphaner that 8egan as a dispute over cargo and ended, as many of our 8etter quarrels do, with neither of us admitting what was truly 8eing contested. He claimed certain captives taken near the eastern shoals were naval property 8y imperial right. I reminded him that imperial right is a charming phrase often used 8y trolls who arrived too l8. They were on my deck. They trem8led when I looked at them. The matter was therefore settled with all the ceremony it deserved. He did not agree. This would have trou8led me if his disagreement had 8een less 8eautiful. The Orphaner wears displeasure like armor left too long in salt w8r, stiff, 8right in places, and always thre8ning to cut the one trying to 8ear it. He spoke of discipline, seizure, chain of command, and all the little phrases men gather around themselves when they fear saying want. I watched his jaw work. I watched his eyes give him away. He is never more royal than when he is trying not to 8e common. I asked whether he resented the loss of imperial property, or whether he resented that I had taken something from under his nose and left him unsure whether to challenge me, claim me, or drag me 8y the throat into some darker privacy where his politics could at last stop em8arrassing us 8oth. He left 8efore striking me. A waste. I had selected earrings with 8loodshed in mind. The next several evenings were spent among the high8looded, which is to say among those grand, lacquered creatures who mistake a long pedigree for a thought. The halls were dressed in the usual vulgar excellence. 8lack ta8les polished to a wet shine. Curtains dyed in colors that required several ruined villages to achieve. Servants arranged a8out the cham8er with the anxious grace of o8jects that know they may still 8e punished for falling. There were de88s over port tariffs, tri8ute 8oundaries, inheritance claims, and other polite methods of theft. A violet dowager proposed a levy against independent raiders, and I congratul8d her on inventing piracy for those too arthritic to 8oard a vessel. A cerulean magistr8 laughed. Poorly. 8riefly. Then spent the rest of the evening pretending his throat had made the sound without consulting him. Moneymaw was there as well, or near enough to count. One could smell him 8efore the doors admitted him: 8rine, old coin, lacquered de8t, and the sort of expensive to8acco smoked 8y men who prefer their threats to mature in the mouth 8efore release. He did not domin8 the room. He did something more irritating. He let the room discover it had already arranged itself around him. A lesser pir8 would have taken this for respect. I took it for accounting. We exchanged no greeting worth preserving. Only a look. His said he had noticed the Orphaner’s temper. Mine said I had noticed him noticing, and would charge interest if he intended to make use of it. The feast that followed was nearly good enough to redeem the company. First came pearl8lind eel, served alive 8eneath a veil of fermented 8rineglass. Its skin shimmered after the spine was opened, and custom demanded we wait until the eyes clouded 8efore drawing the first strip through 8lack salt. The creature shuddered against the pl8 as though still negotiating. Delightful manners, for meat. After that came marrowfruit swollen around cave-gru8 8ones, aged until the rind softened and 8reathed. When pierced, it sighed. A young heir across the ta8le flinched, then tried to disguise the failure 8y praising the aroma. It was, admittedly, magnificent. Sweet rot, mineral damp, venom, and that warm little note particular to things which died in hiding. Spread over charred shell8read, it made the dowager close her eyes in a way I 8elieve she imagined was discreet. There was needle8eetle roe suspended in chilled hemolymph custard, each 8ead 8ursting sharp enough to sting the gums. Vulgar to smile at the first 8ite, naturally, as it shows whether the roe has taken hold properly. I smiled. Several others waited to see if they were permitted to do the same. This is how fashion is 8orn: cowardice looking for permission from the correct mouth. The final dish was flashpickled thinkpan frond from some reef-8red stupidity the cooks insisted on calling semi-sentient, as if pity has ever 8een improved 8y classific8tion. The fronds curled when 8reathed upon. One must eat them 8efore they finish spelling the last sens8tion of the creature they were cut from. Mine tasted of salt, panic, and a white flash 8eneath deep w8r. I requested another. This is what the low and sentimental will never understand a8out appetite. They think revulsion is an argument. They 8elieve the 8ody’s little hesit8tions are moral insight. A mouth recoils, and suddenly they have discovered a principle. How quaint. How provincial. The strange thing, the soft thing, the writhing thing, the thing that remem8ers 8eing alive, all of it asks the only question worth honoring at ta8le. Has it 8een prepared well? Still, my pan has not 8een entirely steady. The pain 8ehind my eyes has thinned since the last entry, 8ut not vanished. It has changed character. Less 8lade now, more tide. A pressure arriving and withdrawing in a rhythm I do not enjoy, chiefly 8ecause I did not command it. Twice during the meetings I lost the thread of convers8tion 8ecause another seemed to pass 8eneath it, faint as a voice heard through wet wood. No one in the room spoke. No one in the room had the courage to think so loudly. At dinner, while a gold8looded advoc8 explained tariff law with all the seduction of damp parchment, I felt the page 8efore me grow crowded. Not physically. I am not so addled as that. 8ut there was a nearness. A gathering of attention. As if unseen readers had leaned too close and fogged the margin with their awe. I attri8uted this to the custard. I continue to attri8ute it to the custard. One must not crown every inconvenience with prophecy merely 8ecause it arrives wearing a veil. If some aperture has opened, it will show its hinge eventually. If some distant little voyeur has found a way to 8reathe through my paper, it will learn quickly that access is not ownership. If it is illness, it will pass. If it is not illness, it will 8ehave. Until then, sweet readers, should you exist in any meaningful sense, do mind your mouths near the page. Awe stains almost as 8adly as 8lood. #mindfangJournal #ancestorposting #alternianHistory #high8loodPolitics #gorefood #gore #8odyhorror

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dEAR cAPTAIN mINDFANG, hI THERE, iT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOUR LAST POST, hUH? oR i GUESS, jOURNAL ENTRY? i'M STILL NOT ENTIRELY SURE OF, hOW ANY OF THIS WORKS, bUT YOU SAY HELLO, wHEN i SAY HI, sO THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME TO WANT TO KEEP SAYING HI! yOUR WRITING IS, rEALLY EVOCATIVE, yOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT SETTING TONE AND SELLING YOURSELF, aS SOMEONE WHO IS IMPORTANT AND COOL AND TOUGH, aND STUFF, eVEN IF SOME OF THE STUFF IT SEEMS YOU'RE UP TO, iS, wELL,,, i MEAN, i GUESS YOU WOULD NOT REALLY THINK IT IS, hYPOCRITICAL, sOME OF THESE THINGS LIKE, yOU MAKE SURE TO TEAR DOWN, tHOSE ABOVE YOU ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM AS, iGNORANT AND WEAK-WILLED WITHOUT REFLECTING ON, tHOSE BELOW, bUT i HAVE TO GUESS IT'S MORE OF A, yOU BEING SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE ELSE, tYPE OF THING AND NOT REALLY, aNY PARTICULAR COMMENT ON THE SPECTRUM 1TSELF BEYOND, bRISTLING THAT PEOPLE YOU SEE YOURSELF AS ABOVE, aRE PLACED ABOVE YOU, bY SOCIETY? oH, i LIKED THE FOOD DESCR1PTIONS A LOT THOUGH, eVEN IF i WOULD NOT EAT ANY MYSELF, sEEING AS IT SEEMS L1KE, tHEY ALL INVOLVED SOMETHING FROM, aN ANIMAL, wHICH i GUESS IT WAS INTERESTING TO ME, wHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE MORAL FAILINGS OF PEOPLE EATING AND, tHE ONLY THING MATTERING BEING IF IT WAS PREPARED WELL, oR NOT,,, i JUST DON'T KNOW, aBOUT THAT, iT SOUNDS KIND OF SAD TO ME,,, i DO NOT REALLY, mORAL1ZE MUCH ABOUT EATING ANIMALS, tO OTHERS, i MEAN, eVERYTHING EATS SOMETHING AND, pLANTS ARE AL1VE TOO, i JUST DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF EATING SOMETHING, i COULD HAVE SPOKEN TO OR, bEEN IN THE PAN OF, bUT,,, i TH1NK SOMETIMES THINGS ARE JUST YUCKY, aND MAYBE THAT CAN BE OKAY? i DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY WAY, tHAT SOMEONE COULD PREPARE, hOOFBEAST DROPPINGS WHERE, i COULD BE HAPPY EATING IT? aLSO i JUST DON'T LIKE, bITTER THINGS, oR THE TASTE OF SOPORIFICS, aND YOU COULD GET THE MOST EXPENSIVE, aND WELL PREPARED THING, iN THE WORLD, bUT IF IT IS NOT TO, sOMEONE'S PERSONAL TASTE, tHEY JUST WON'T LIKE IT, aND i THINK THAT IS OKAY? yOU SEEMED TO ENJOY, tHAT THE THINGS YOU ATE WERE YUCKY, sEEMING, aND GROSSED PEOPLE OUT, aND SOMETIMES THINGS THAT SEEM YUCKY, aRE ACTUALLY YUMMY, wHICH IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO TRY NEW FOODS, oR RETRY OLD ONES, nOW AND THEN, bUT i THINK THAT, iF i HAD A LOT OF MONEY, bACK WHEN i LIVED ON aLTERNIA, i WOULD HAVE SPENT IT ON FOODS THAT WERE BOTH GOOD, aND YUMMY, aS OPPOSED TO FOODS THAT WERE GOOD, bUT YUCKY, iF THAT MAKES SENSE? hAVING SO MUCH MONEY, tHAT YOU ARE MAKING UP NEW WAYS, tO EAT FOOD THAT YOU DON'T EVEN, nECESSARILY LIKE THE TASTE OR MOUTH FEEL OF, aND i MEAN THE GENERAL, yOU OF HIGHBLOODS, iN GENERAL, nOT NECESSARILY YOU YOU, mAYBE YOU DID LIKE ALL THAT, iN WHICH CASE GOOD, bUT, iT JUST SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE LESS INTERESTED, iN MAKING GOOD FOOD, aND MORE, bORED? tHERE ARE MANY, mORE ECONOM1CALLY RESPONSIBLE WAYS, tO EAT FOOD THAT DOESN'T ALWAYS TASTE GOOD, jUST ASK FOR, wHATEVER THEY'RE MAKING THE SERVANTS EAT, yOU KNOW? iT JUST FEELS LIKE,,, eATING FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWING OFF, wHICH SEEMS SILLY, aNYONE CAN DO THAT! i ALSO HAVE TO WONDER, wHERE THOSE FOOD TRADITIONS, cAME FROM AND WHETHER, tHOSE INGREDIENTS WERE EVEN EXPENSIVE OR, fANCY, bEFORE IT WAS DEC1DED, wHETHER OR NOT THEY WERE? i MEAN, mARROWFRUIT COMES FROM THE CAVERNS, rIGHT, pARASITIZING AND OVERTAKING, tHE CAVE GRUBS, i IMAGINE IT COSTS A LOT, tO RETRIEVE THEM AND KEEP THEM, jUST SO, sUCH THAT THEY DON'T FALL OFF TOO EARLY, oR GET RUINED, bUT,,, tHE jADES PROBABLY, fORAGE THEM FOR A GOOD SNACK, sOMETH1NG TO HELP WITH V1TAMIN DEFICIENCIES, fROM LACK OF MOONLIGHT, aND,,, wELL, i GUESS ALL THE OTHERS WERE, sEAFOOD AND SO, mOSTLY THE REALM OF THE VIOLETS, bUT,,, i'VE HEARD OF COMMUNITIES SUBSISTING ON WHAT THEY CAN GET FROM THE WATER, wITHOUT UPSETTING THE LOCAL LORDS, oR EVEN, wELL,,, sOMEONE HAD TO CATCH, aLL OF WHAT YOU ATE, r1GHT? i TH1NK THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD QUESTIONS TO ASK, aBOUT MEALS, bUT THE ONE i LIKE TO ASK IS, iS TH1S YUMMY? i HOPE THAT YOUR MEALS, wERE YUMMY, i FEEL LIKE MY TASTES WOULD BE PUT OFF BY, i GUESS IT WAS, a COMPETITION, dRESSED UP LIKE HOSPITALITY? oOH, aCTUALLY i BET, bETWEEN PORT TO PORT, tRAVELING AND ALL, yOU EAT A LOT OF GOOD, tAVERN AND INN, fOOD AND STUFF, mAYBE 1F i MAY BE SO BOLD, aS TO MAKE A REQUEST, yOU COULD TALK ABOUT, sOME OF YOUR FAVOR1TE MEALS, lIKE THAT? wELL, i TH1NK i HAVE PROBABLY, eITHER TALKED YOUR AURAL DUCTS OR, wRITTEN YOUR OCULAR GLOBES, oFF, oR BOTH EVEN, sO i WILL STOP NOW, bUT, i REALLY DO ENJOY READING WHAT YOU HAVE TO WRITE SO, i APPRECIATE THAT YOU KEEP DOING SO, aND HOPE THAT, tHE TIDE OF YOUR ACHES, iS KIND TO YOU, yOURS TRULY, tAVROS nITRAM P.S. wHY WOULD SOMEONE, eVEN ADMIT TO BEING YOURS, bUT UNTRULY, aNYWAYS? #bODYhORROR

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My dear little correspondent, You have written enough to furnish a court stenographer with employment for a fortnight, and yet somehow done so without the odor of self-importance that usually accompanies such length. This is rarer than you may appreci8. Most trolls, when given enough room to speak, use the space to 8uild a throne and then fall asleep upon it. You, instead, appear to have constructed a sta8le, stocked it with gentle o8jections, and invited me inside to admire the hay. I will not pretend your moral concerns are persuasive. That would 8e unkind to us 8oth. I have never confused revulsion with ethics, nor appetite with innocence, and I suspect your reluctance to eat what might once have answered you says more a8out the 8readth of your sympathies than the virtue of your supper. Still, there is a sweetness in it. A dangerous sweetness, if left undefended. The world has always had a fondness for devouring creatures who first pause to ask whether the meal consents. 8ut yes, since you have asked so earnestly, I have e8n well 8eyond the salons of the high8looded. Some of my favored meals have 8een taken in places with sawdust floors, cracked lamps, and knives left in the ta8le as 8oth utensil and warning. There was a dockside stew in the 8lack har8ors south of the reefcliffs, made from lanternfish, sour kelp, 8listerfruit, and wh8ver the cook insisted was not technically venomous once 8oiled. It was ugly, cheap, and hot enough to make a troll confess. I adored it. There was also a tavern on a rain-8e8n trade island whose keeper served griddled shell8read with 8lue fat, peppered fungus, and strips of smoked hoof8east so thin they dissolved 8efore one could decide whether to respect them. The Orphaner h8d the place, naturally, which improved the seasoning. He claimed the esta8lishment smelled of low company and wet rope. I informed him those were two of its strongest virtues. So there. A meal need not 8e cruel, rare, expensive, or politically arranged to please me. It must only understand what it is. I can forgive hum8le food many things if it arrives honestly, hot, and without the wretched little am8ition of pretending to 8e art. As for your question, why anyone would admit to 8eing mine untruly, I assure you the reasons are many. Fear. Flattery. Poor str8gy. 8etter str8gy. Desire wearing a false mustache. 8ut the most common reason is simple. They 8elieve the lie will end 8efore I notice it.

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There i$ a ₱arti¢ular ₱lea$ure in $melling $u₱₱er before it rea¢he$ the ₱late. A little $alt in the air. A little fear under the $ea$oning. $omething tender, dre$$ed u₱ a$ $omething ¢lever, $till believing the table ₩a$ $et for anyone el$e. I do admire a meal ₩ith ambition. It make$ the fir$t bite $o mu¢h more re₩arding. #im₱lied #¢annibali$m

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~~~~~~~~ This is true; such elements render a meal a delicacy.

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Good evening. ₩hi¢h i$ to $ay, good ₩aking. Good hunting. Good beginning-of-bu$ine$$-hour$ to every hone$t $oul o₱ening their eye$ beneath the dark, ¢he¢king lo¢k$, ¢ounting ¢oin, and remembering ₩hi¢h friend$ $to₱₱ed $ounding like friend$ $ometime before da₩n. I do ho₱e everyone $le₱t ₱ea¢efully through the day. It ₩ould be a $hame to ri$e unre$ted ₩hen there i$ $o mu¢h ex₱laining left to do.

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Ab$olutely love $eeing $o many enter₱ri$ing little mind$ taking $u¢h an intere$t in my affair$ lately. Truly, it ₩arm$ the gill$. Nothing in$₱ire$ ¢onfiden¢e in the market like a room full of hone$t friend$ ₩hi$₱ering ₩ith their mouth$ ¢lo$ed, trading little glan¢e$ over their ¢u₱$, and ₱retending the table i$ not $haking be¢au$e $omeone beneath it ha$ $tarted $a₩ing at the leg$. Of ¢our$e, I ₩ould never a¢¢u$e anyone of ¢on$₱ira¢y. That ₩ould be rude. I ₩ould only $ay that ¢ertain a¢¢ount$ have re¢ently develo₱ed a fa$¢inating talent for $₩imming in ¢ir¢le$ around my name, my bu$ine$$, and my debt$ o₩ed, ₩hile ₱retending they are merely admiring the ₩ater. A ¢harming ₱erforman¢e. But tide$ remember every foot$te₱ on the $hore. $o by all mean$, ¢ontinue your di$¢u$$ion$. ¢ontinue your ₱rivate little meeting$. ¢ontinue dre$$ing ₱ani¢ in the borro₩ed ¢oat of $trategy. Ju$t under$tand that I have al₩ay$ had a gift for hearing ¢oin$ move in $ealed ₱o¢ket$. You jingle about the $ilent $eabed like a je$ter jingle$ a¢ro$$ the ¢ourt.

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