Gygaax Bhildr
@tautologicalTechnique
🎲 LVL 11/ CHAOTIC GOOD / OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC / PROFICIENCY IN PERFORMANCE, ACROBATICS, INSIGHT (ICQA ACCREDITED PALE PAL)🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My questlog ain't never too full for EWE! And that's a PACT!!!
https://i.imgur.com/lhS4KhR.png 🎲ℂ𝕆ℝ𝔻𝕀𝔸𝕃 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕃𝕌𝕋𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊, 𝔸𝔻𝕍𝔼ℕ𝕋𝔼ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊! 🎲 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My name is GYGAAX BHILDR! And I will be your guide on your quest. - I am a level 12 CHAOTIC GOOD OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC with PROFICIENCY in the following skills and/or abilities: Performance, Laughcrobatics, Medisassination, Denature, Insight, Constitution Saving Throws, Wisdom Saving Throws, "Palling Around", Clinical Psychology, FLARP, and Roleplay! I also developed "CAVERNS 'n CULLBEASTS", the robust talk-o-th'tavern Tabletoppling experience everyone's chittering about!!!! ⚔️🛡️𝕃𝕆𝕆𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝔸 ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕐? 🏹 🗡️ Be it of one, or two, or three, or more!!! I'm able to handle come one, come all! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HIP HIP HUZZAH! - Interpersonal quadrant resolution sparring!!! - Self-actualization through CHARACTER SHEETS!!! - Duels "TO THE DEATH" of your insecurities!!! - SPECIALLY equipped to handle Polyquandary of ANY quadrant(s)!!! - Self-improvement, leveling the self, self-attunement! - What humans call "THERAPY"!!!!!! - Hemoanon? Hemonoproblem! We offer signlessly discrete "paling around"!!!! - Caverns 'n Cullbeasts every other dusk each third of the perigee!!! - VVarhammer 400k every other dawn each first of the perigee!!! - Majyyk : The Scattering, Fiduspawn, and Jujuioh on ALL major tourney days!!! - Inquire in DMS!!!!! - And much, much more! Inquire today, and don't be shy! I'm always one of many an outwardly lookin' eye!
👉 gestures vaguely 👌 🫰 new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason 🫰 🤙 at fucking all! 🤙 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
wOW, i AM SORRY THIS ALL, hAPPENED TO YOU,
👉😭🫴 omg TAVROS??? i know you!!! GUUUUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!! ur cheek pinchable sweetness (dw not touching u that would be doing too much) 🫳🫴 ur positivity is contagious and your apologies are accepted 👎 even though you had 👎 fuckall to do with this 👎 or the hellions who did this to me and very temporarily ruined my life a lil bit👎 👋👋👋👋✌️an honor to have u on my post hooooooly fuck im flapping my hands mad crazy right now bout to give my wrists motherfucking vertigo✌️👋👋👋 🙂📷📸 memories in the MAKING #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #WomenAndStims #Scrapebooking 🟡 CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDEN GLEE.
yOU KNOW ME? hOW IS THAT, iF i MAY ASK? bUT, yEAH IT IS A SHAME SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT ALL OVER, wHAT IS SO OBVIOUSLY, a FAN ACCOUNT PARODY, tYPE THING, i MEAN, yOUR COMMENTARY ON, mANOSPHERE TYPE GRIND CULTURE, wAS PRETTY B1TING AND, yOU WERE THE cHAIRMINISTRANGLER AND NOT THE cHAIRMANCER SO, wHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE? i HOPE THAT, yOU ARE ABLE TO REMAIN SAFE, aND WELL, bUDDY,
😆😅😇👈 been on the site, toreadork!!!! ✌️ ive seen your posts ✌️ 🤜 your squeal pipette and neck competing with the mighty lord caliborn 🤛 👍🏳️⚧️ your gender journey 🏳️⚧️👍 👑 your crocker sponsored misadventures 👑 ✍ your utterly adorbs and INSPIRED fiduspawn and pokemon and creature catcher teams totaling up to a GORGEOUS goddan glossary of fine monsters managed ✍ 🖐️✋ put er there ✋🖐️ 🤚👈~✨ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #MemoriesMade #MemoriesInTheMaking #Memoirs #Maybe #AlsoInTheMaking #PublishingRightsPending 🟡 CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDENER GLEE.
wOW, oKAY, aHAHA, tHAT SURE IS, a WHOLE LOT OF MEMORIES, hUH, i AM REALLY FLATTERED, tO BE SURE, iT'S NICE TO HAVE A FAN, bUT, mAYBE PLEASE DON'T CALL ME, tOREADORK, tHAT'S SORT OF A,,, wELL, i AM SORT OF ONLY COMFORTABLE WITH, vERY CERTAIN PEOPLE PULLING OUT, tHAT ONE, aHAH, bUT IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, tHEN, oTHERWISE,
🤌🗳🤧🗳 ok had a good fucking cry 👐 i just thought this was an open 👐 👐 inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses 👐 👐 forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines 👐 👐 equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving 👐 👐 hella fucking welcoming place 👐 😇 luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) 😇 🫰 and hopefully 💸 we can be back in business 👉🗳🤧🗳 ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
If it is any comfort to you, your fan page is literally not worth the time or caegars for #MacroCullsmos or subsidiaries to pursue legal action. - MC Oleana
💸 good cuz this stuff doesnt grow on trees 🌴🌴🌴 🌴 and i do not have time for another legislaceration dpt with sticks up their asses far enough to scrape together fast enough to smoke the fucking things 🌴🌴🌴 🫶 not urs though u guys seem nicies 🫶 🫶 much love 🫶 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #PityABoss #LegalInaction #InAction 🔴 CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Th...th'things I do fer not even love.
🤝 i can see your other fucking posts gyggles 🤝 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPalmsAgainstMyTemples #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #FFS 🟢 CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Whoops.
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
I WANT YOu TO THINK ABOuT THE WORDS THAT YOu JuST TYPED. REAL LONG AND HARD. AND ASK YOuRSELF. IF YOu CAN IDENTIFY A SINGLE uSE CASE. uNIVERSALLY. FOR THE PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. "MOMMY BODY". GET CREATIVE. LuRIDLY IMAGINATIVE.
TARGET PRACTICE. THE ANSWER. IS TARGET PRACTICE.
are yoU often haUnted by visions of me, caliborn?
Callie Bhorne, welcome to the realm of the Narrative. I do hope you enjoy your stay. The Narrative and its Session have correctly catalogued you. Standby for the other players to make their moves.
This is a kickass character intro. I think my fav line was "BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T." That's great
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOu BEFORE IN MY LIFE. ALSO. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. HE BEARS FuCKING NO RELATION TO ME WHATSOEVER. BEYOND BEING MY CREATION. FOR A BOOKISH GIRL. YOu SuRE ARE FuNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE SOMETIMES. BuT YES.
I ENJOY YOuR WORDS OF PRAISE. YOu CAN REMAIN FOR THE CHRONICLED SAGA AND ADVENTuRES. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND THE OTHERS. WHO WILL NO DOuBT BE JOINING HIM ON HIS QuEST. VERY FuCKING SOON. I WILL HAVE MORE ZINGERS. AND ONE LINERS. IN THE FuTuRE.
ok.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Awwww, I love seein' folks engagin' with the idea of limeblood OCS!!! They're so underserviced 'n overlooked...!!!!! Words can't describe how much of a bummer it'd be if all interest was lost...but I love yer critter conceit! Ain't never heard of a fantroll with HHT as the Lusus...!!! Apropos, Caliborn! Even if it don't make...all the sense in the world...how 'xactly that'd work...uehh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < LIKE CALLIE OHPEEE THE SPIRIT IS THERE! HUZZAH!!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < CALLIE BHORNE IS SUCH A COOL OC!! I'M SO GLAD MEW'RE LETTING MEWR CREATIVE JUICES RUN AND CREATE SUCH INTERESTING CONCEPTS AND LORE FUR MEWR CHARACTER! I'M SO PURROUD OF MEW!
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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Whew...so this is juuuuuust the preliminary...but Dowska Sklori works fast when funds arrive quickly...!!! Talk about a scienstiff on a mission!!!! Fer those 'o ewe not in the know, @germicidalManiac, mad genius that that one is, commissioned ME 'n a ragtag group 'o pals t'put t'gether a nice less than lil mobility aid...!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < 'n we all came up with...The Medusa Palanquin!!!!! A flexible 1900-2500gal helium envelope lined diving bell entangled polyfiber mesh tank containing internally tweaked controls, pressure gauging, saltwater purification valves, oscillating tendril arms, and octoemulant landstriders for efficient aquatic, semiaquatic, amphibian, and dry land travel. The custom fibrous material lining preserves water pressure, provides buoyancy, yields automatic biofiltration options 'n sterility fer avoidin' gunk accumulation 'n unwanted pollutants. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Water is accumulated when depths of 100 meters is exceeded goin' up or goin' down, both motions achieved through inflation 'n deflation 'o proprietary baggage, sorta like an underwater parachute, but with helium cannisters, filtered through orientation of spinnin' legs, filtration and aeration tweaks. Tinted for ganderbulb comfort. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'd be remiss if I didn't mention... ( ⚗ v ⚗ ) ---> Dowska...is quite proud of it... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < 'n though it's takin' a lotta discussion, scuttlin' around, 'n finger pullin'...'specially 'cause Roewzi keeps tryna turn this into a full material release fer a product line (we are NOT doing this, this is for ONE friend) we are well on our way!!!! #SFW #NOTHING #GOING #ON #HERE #ITS #NOT #SUGGESTIVE #IT #IS #JUST #A #COOL #SHIP #PROTOTYPE #Tinkering #MechanicusAdaptus #B100Prints #Artificer #CavernsNCullbeasts #ButReal #TogethernessMakesEverythingEffortless #Huzzah
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ I AM SO EXCITEG WOW WOW! OCTOEMULANT TRANSMEGIAL LOCOMOTION! Caeggars well spent! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
An |mpress|ve Prototype, Even |f Would Have To Adm|t The Team | Habe At Kanasta Corp Would Have A D|ff|cult T|me Creat|ng Such An Amb|t|ous Project.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Praises don't exist at a high enough CR to encounter that match the kinda praise ewe just gave me, Mr. Kanast!!!! I've played Majyyks : The Scattering extensively! Fiduspawn recreationally!!!!! FLARP until I made my own system in Caverns 'n Cullbeasts (CNC)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHEH!!! Would LOVE to smash spheres t'gether with ewe sometime...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If ewe wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!
See|ng Your Talent For Mach|nery, And Your H|story Of Devot|on Towards The Ttcg Sphere, You Are Exactly The Sort | Would Be |nterested |n Collaborat|ng W|th. Perhaps W|th Your Sk|lls, The Next Step |n Duel|ng Could Be Sooner Then Prev|ously |mag|ned.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < AWWWW, shucks!!! I ain't nothin' special, just know a lotta incredible people...buuuuuuuuuuut I wouldn't say no to a lil collab!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < My party's NEVER too full fer Kanasta Corp Officials!!!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i wi11 be excited tt0 zee tthiz bui1t. [END MESSAGE]
@terribleFate ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Seems like yer a lil too distrustin' fer someone askin' fer a lot 'o trustin'. Limebloods went extinct countless sweeps ago. Aren't any anymore. The only way yer gettin' limeblood is one 'o three places... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Blood residue from mythological "elimenation" weapons. ELIMENATOR AXESTINGUISHERS. ELIMENATOR SOOTSPEARS. ELIMENATOR ASHSLASHERS. Even ELIMENATOR GUNPOWDER PUFFERS, though those are much less soaked in blood compared to a mythos-named special weapon soaked in the stuff. There are only a few dozen still intact today, the rest melted down fer fears their angered psionic spirits would burn in crackling defiant rebellion for sweeps after their veins that hived their likeness were hemorrhaged empty. Many of these weapons were coated so thoroughly in the blood they are purported to be liquid core. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < It just so happens that I know the legends are true. I had a particularly gnarly ASHSLASHER melted down into a set 'o dice, 1d4, 1d6, 1dd10, 1dd12, and 1d20, all liquid core with the faintest ancestral echoes still preserved in the center. I would not give them t'ya under threat of death, imposition 'o death, or risk of yer own death. They are one of my top three greatest treasures. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But if there's enough blood fer my purposes, there's bound t'be enough fer ewe if ewe can find an ELIMENATOR. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Another option are architectremors. Eclectic bunch. Obsessed with big fuckoff statues 'n monuments t'dick fuckall. They'll make these big landmass-alterin', mapmaker-foilin', topography-togglin' statues that are coated in all kinds 'o colors...t'vast size! These ain't no portrait scrapings, we are talkin' bloodsoaked sorts! Some of these statues are especially close t'big 'ol bodies 'o runny bogwater...trapped in th'bubblies is often a significant supply 'o bloated corpses of countless colors. Purportedly. More than enough fer a very specific shade if yer into paintin' lots 'o miniatures. It's dangerous. Many 'o these lost monuments 'n statues that used lime pigments are treacherous t'locate 'n decommissioned into dust. But if ewe ain't too bugged by explorin' ruins, or spelunkin' giant marblecast lady thighs...ewe might find what yer lookin' fer in rife abandon... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Lastly... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I am TOLD th'sopor used at Echoside Whoop Woop (Whoop whoop) festivals between members 'o the messianic clurch is unlike anything a troll has ever jived with the goo of. Whatever that means. They're quite fond 'o sprinklin' splurts 'o blood as a baseline, so it simply tracks a great damn diddly deal there would be somethin' amiss there. I have certainly heard from confidantes 'n members 'o my own cahoot-bein-in-party that the color sticks, so make 'o that whatchu will! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Best 'o luck!!!!! #Blood #NSFW #Violence #Cruelty #Limebloods #Guidegax #GuidegaxToLife #GuidegaxBhildrMoss #HappyLittleAcclimate #ColorTutorial #ColorExecutionWheel
Seems the backlash for asking would indicate that, despite this websites claim to practicing lime roleplay, someone knows something. Is it you? Do you have what I need?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Reading the words I up'n wrote explains the words I up'n wrote. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I suggest ya do that b'fore any more CR 3 further question encounters, Lobotomy Enduring. What an alarmin' aptronym!!!!
I'm afraid reading is not currently a strong suit of mine. Additionally, these quests of yours sound like a chicanery-addled honkbeast chase I can't afford to make on the account of the spillage of my abdomen. But fine. Imagine I did. You expect me to find a pint of liquid blood from these 'elimenators' you are fibbing about. Scraping rancid ichor from statues, likely dried if true, despite your proclamations, or to fill my body with soporifics. These sound more like attempts to kill me for looking, and hoping my temporary state of lucidity wouldn't let me catch on. #gore #violence #medical
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Whew, sheesh, sounds an awful lot like ewe weren't kiddin' on the not a strong suit front... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Never judge another by their dump stat, however!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Perhaps I could set aside th'time fer a crack squad 'o interested parties? Snag ourselves a bundle 'o these weapons for dicemaking 'n yer pint.. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WHICH BY THE BY...I HOPE EWE REALIZE THESE ARE NOT SMALL WEAPONS.They're meant fer RUFFIANIHILATORS! FULL GROWN ASS RUFFIANIHILATORS! EVEN TH'MOST SEASONED 'O THEIR SORTS HAD T'TWO HAND BY OBLIGATION!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Only way t'make sure Limes couldn't fight back. Weapons folded in metal so many times as t'lose conductivity as an attribute 'n consideration. Horrifying marvel 'o metalworks. Can't help but appreciate it, even for its disgusting abject cruelty 'n cowardice...
Hm, that sounds tempting, it really does. How and when would we, uh, say, vamoose for this? I'm not doing too great. The Ma'am can't see me like this, and the Doctor won't see me like this.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < In time. I'd need t'scout out safe sorts. If yer need is urgent, get t'statue scraping. If ewe can hold off, further talks 'n session zero notes will be necessary. Think of it as a necessary precaution fer yer safety.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < So I'm workin' on my own 'lil "limesona" in th'wake 'o this whole roleplay endorsed creative venture thing I've been yammmerin' 'n pushin' for on the website... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Even went ahead and, playfully, marked my account as bein' "LIME CASTE"!!!! Just t'really subclass into the build of committin' t'the bit!!!! Some of ewe may be a lil confused why I'm doin' this...part of it. Is fer th'FLARP. I admit. I've been purty damn harsh on my rival system. A lot 'o my dislike comes to how gosh darn restrictive it is... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Isn't the point 'o playin' pretend t'be someone else? Why have bloody caste limits at all???? Blimey...!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Another part. Is I don't think anybody should be ashamed of who or what they are. We don't get t'pick the character sheets we roll in life. My LEECHSTEPDAD was kinda the worst. Fer years I looked on in terror as he gobbled up my friend's lusii, feelin' 'bout as helpless as a pickled fowl foot in the maw of a nibblin' cholerbear starved two frigid seasons long. But. LEAFSHEEPMOM was my real DAD. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < And...she's all my best traits, too. I smudged 'em a wee bit. But "my character" can photosynthesize, just like her! Don't need to eat a single 1d4 bite attack!!!! Can walk around in the Alternian sun, just dries her skin, er, fur out real baaAaaad! She could even spew fireballs...real actual pyrokinetic fireballs!!!! Just like the ancient extinct caste of limebloods!!!! 'n though she's long gone...I still feel like I couldn'ta asked fer a more supportive MAMA...she raised me right!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Anywyay. Happy Lusii Day, y'all. Here's SHEPHURT MAMASBOY. My OC. https://i.ibb.co/3yTysgk8/image.png https://i.ibb.co/kVxsq2kP/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KMhPYk7/image.png
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < If ewe click through, ewe even get treated to a lil animation!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HUZZAH~! FANCY THAT!
rEALLY COOL, sICK F1RES THERE,
=oXO =:D =oXO
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thanks!!!!! Only costs a meager 3rd-level spell slot to cast!!!!!! Pouch 'o components makes most material considerations irrelevant!
yEAH, tHAT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL, i WAS NEVER ABLE TO GET TO A HIGH ENOUGH, lEVEL, fOR ANY GOOD SPELLS, oN MY OLD CLASS OF CHOICE,
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Not t'be particularly pokey or proddy... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But gosh I'd love t'hear about yer old class of choice!!!! 'specially if there was a wee bit of bottleneckin' fer me t'rubberneck at! I love hearin' stories with no satisfyin' ending!!! Gets me all riled up t'speculate!!!!! I won't jump t'conclusions, like, this deserves a friendfic... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < But if yer feelin' rousted 'n ready fer a Charisma (Performance) check...I'd be right happy t'be on th'receiving end!!!!!!!
꧁That sounds like fun.꧂
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Y...yup! Carefully phrased fun!!!! Using appropriate words t'describe it type fun...!!! Th'good stuff!!!! Top shelf fun!!!!!
i lóvé yóur óc!! só créátivé áñd i lóvé hów yóu'vé iñcórpórátéd só much iñtó thém. álwáys créátivé.
GREAT.
Here. @tautologicalTechnique https://64.media.tumblr.com/2bcc93291b16b90ac7c686afb4a294ab/017a7f215f826570-57/s1280x1920/19f25abf462a6be6e057f6fd481d1fe26e3b64f3.png
=oXO awawa''' =oXO
( ᏊஇꈊஇᏊ) < ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT.
Hello. I can't tell if this is a compliment or sarcasm but I will choose to assume the former. Thank you.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ever felt especially o8< / ♣ about a <> / ♢ or a <3 / ♥ ????? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Struggling t'keep it to JUST ONE QUAD? Struggling to keep JUST ONE to ONE quad??? With a duo who want ALL FOUR, JUST MONICA 'n MONIKA??? AND EWE STILL WANNA TRY THAT FER SOME REASON???? Never fear...!!! There's a term fer that!!!! That's right!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < "#Polyquandary"!!!!! Unlike the usual sorta conflicts 'n problems 'n relationship drama, which are often described as bein' troll vs troll, it's a unique troll, troll, troll, or more, vs the problem!!!!!!! Togetherness makes everything effortless! And teamwwork...makes the dream work!!! HUZZAH!!!!! Hehehe... #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #AshenPale #AshenBlack #AshenFlushed #Polyquandary #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #PSA #Togethernessmakeseverythingeffortless #teamworkmakesthedreamwork #smilesgoformiles #HUZZAH #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #BLACKMULTICLASS #ASHENMULTICLASS #FLUSHEDMULTICLASS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #PolyquandaryTeam #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring #BhildrsGuide #TutorialToLove #Dokidokiskitterersclub
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. i did n0t rea1ize tthiz waz an 0pti0n. much tt0 c0nzider. [END MESSAGE]
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[VERY INFORMATIVE THANK$ GYGAAX]
Polyamory/Polyquandry is cool so long as everyone is on board for it. I'm in a mix of both and love both of my partners dearly. I kept ending up in poly situations so I just bit the bullet and considered myself poly as well. Have fun out there people.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < In other cultures...it may be a pinch difficult to coordinate. But for Alternians, love and hate and pity and conciliation are very active and physical things. It's why vacillations are so gosh darn common 'n frustrating!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < That said...It's not a polyquandary if ewe ain't got everyone actively involved in solving it...!!!! That's just a multiplayer hivewrecker breakup!!!! A multiperson strife waitin' t'happen!!!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am c0nfirming. it iz n0t an 0dd tthing tt0 mediate f0r y0ur diam0nd? [END MESSAGE]
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < It's only not traditional!!! Don't mean it's odd or unusual in the slightest bit none t'the point of being unpalatable!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Everyone who scentposts can mark their character sheet with "INSPIRATION"...so I can consult it later when it's time to write yer fic on my SWATTPAD! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...also add the mandate of heaven to your inventory. You earned it.
Oh ★wesome I've ★lw★ys w★nted the m★nd★te of he★ven.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And I have always wanted Sylink Protah underarms inspo. Tagged 'n filed for later review and useful incorporation. Thaaaaaaaaaank eweeeee!
I_do_not_know_how_to_do_any_of_what_you_just_said_._sorry
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Believe me, it's why Atrian Elarit x Y/C P3 has been on the backburner fer so long...but...don't despair...! I'm rather good at fillin' in blanks...!!!!!! Just gotta combat writin' block some!!!!!!!!!!!
oh_sorry_._my_b_!
love barkbeasts.
woof
oh. woof. i guess. <:B
ᚺAᚺAᚺAᚺA ᛒAᚱKᛒEASTS AᚱE TᚺE SUPEᚱIᛟᚱ ᛒEAST YES TᚺAT IS TᚱUE!!!! 🐺🐺👏👏💪‼️💪‼️
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Alas...my illustrator ain't uh...ain't gotten back t'me yet, and m'left with little choice but t'assume the worst... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < On the upside!!! @packageHandler expressed a fondness fer one 'o Alternia's greatest creatures...'n I was happy t'share some 'o my knowledge...on some 'o their deadliest...AND DADLIEST...won't out 'em!!! But this is a close friend 'o mine's lusus...the Cujojito Barkbeastito!!! A critter very little with very large opinions!!! Cujojito Barkbeastito — Chihaahaa Small beast, any evil alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 67 (15d6 + 30) Speed: 40 ft., burrow 10 ft. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 6 (−2) 19 (+4) 14 (+2) 8 (−1) 17 (+3) 16 (+3) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Dex +7, Wis +6 Skills: Perception +6, Stealth +7, Intimidation +6 Senses: blindsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., tremorsense (while shaking uncontrollably and breathing heavily) 10 ft., passive Perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Bronze Yellow Bile Languages: understands Common but only speaks in high-pitched yelps and whine-interspersed yodeling, telepathy 120 ft. (broadcasts intrusive anxious thoughts) Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Cujojito Barkbeastito's innate spellcasting ability is Constitution (spell save DC 14). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components other than its own indignant presence: At will: vicious mockery (with loud barks), faerie fire, minor illusion (projecting the sound of barkbeast footsteps approaching from behind you) thaumaturgy (any) 1/day each: fear, charm person, barkskin Mis Dios Complex. The Cujojito Barkbeastito has advantage on attack rolls against all creatures larger than itself. It does, however, genuinely believe itself to be the size of a dire barkbeast and behaves (as well as fights) accordingly. Mild Shake Yardbringer. The Cujojito Barkbeastito is always slightly vibrating. It has advantage on saving throws to avoid being grappled or restrained, but disadvantage on Wisdom (Lusus Wrangling) checks made to remain motionless. Sunlight Insensitivity. While in sunlight, the Cujojito Barkbeastito has advantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight. It becomes even more unhinged and yaps at all shadows and chases any envelope carriers. ACTIONS Multiattack. The Cujojito Barkbeastito makes two Gnaw attacks and one Ear-Splitting Yap attack. Gnaw (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 13 (2d8 + 4) piercing damage. If the target is Medium or larger, the Cujojito Barkbeastito latches onto an ankle or available appendage and is considered grappled to the target (escape DC 13). While grappled in this way, it moves with the target and has advantage on subsequent Gnaw attacks against that target. It will not let go. It has become incapable of letting go. Ear-Splitting Yap (Ranged Spell Attack): +6 to hit, range 30 ft., one target. Hit: 18 (4d6 + 4) thunder damage. The target must succeed on a DC 14 Wisdom saving throw or be frightened until the end of its next turn. The bark echoes impossibly in spaces where physics should prevent reverberation. #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #PsychologicalHorror #Cujojitobarkbeastito #Chihaahaa #Chihuahua #Barkbeast #Barkbeastbroods #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP #packagehandler #CurreeErzhix #Submissions
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ...Market's cornered on bulges... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Wonder if people would be up t'hear about ass ratings, maybe? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Nawww...I ain't got any long distance...psionic powers...plus who under the goddamn green sun would accept an invite t'sit on some prattly tongue weirdo sum bitch's face fer "GYGAAX GYGGLY ASS RATINGS" er whatever...? #NotActuallyOn #SWATTPAD #Polyquandary #NSFW #NSFWE #Facesitting #Queening #Faceride #Analfocus #Reversecowtroll #Oralservitude #Brattaming #Fullfacial #Suffixedsuffocation #Ass #Analingus #Cunnilinguism #Oralorientation #Runningmymouthinadifferentway #BDSM #BUTTSDOWNSITTINGONME #Nookmunching #Shameslurping #Globetonguetrotting #Hollowculling #Pailprep #Postpailcleanup #Pailing #Pailproper #Palepailpals #Flayllatio #InterglutealSuffocation #PygophilousSmothering #OropharyngealSmothering #Muskoculophilia #PressureAsphyxiationPlay #AssWorshipImmobilization #NSFWE #SquashingCompression #Buttcrush #AssDegreeMurderAttempt #Assrating #WhatSystemWouldIEvenUse #FistEdition #BaaAaaaahah!
Love a thoroughly tagged post.
dude what the fuck
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ehhh???
JuST TO REPEAT. A GLORIOuS AND BOLD ANNOuNCEMENT. A LITTLE BIT LOuDER. FOR THE LARPERS IN THE BACK. REALLY CuPPING MY CLAWS TOGETHER FOR THIS ONE. HELLO. YOu OVERIMAGINATIVE FuCKS. IT IS NOW. LEGAL. TO PRETEND. TO PORTRAY. LIMEBLOODS. YOu KNOW. THE WRETCHED AND ABOMINABLE AND SMELLY AND DISGuSTING AND FuCKING STuPID COLOR. OF MY SISTER. ON THIS WEBSITE. YOu CAN LITERALLY GO ON THE INTERNET. AND TELL LIES. ABOuT WHAT COLOR YOu ACTuALLY ARE. YOu CAN DECEIVE OTHERS. INTO THINKING. THAT YOu ARE IN FACT. A LIMEBLOOD. THIS IS AN OPTION FOR YOu. THIS IS ALLOWED OF YOu. THIS IS ENCOuRAGED. EVEN IF IT MAKES ME FuCKING PISSED OFF. I PuT MY FEELINGS ASIDE. FOR YOu. FOR THE PEOPLE. FuCKING. *BLIMEY*.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ...!!!?
Fuck yeah I'm green
...blimey...
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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Wis +6, Cha +5 Skills: Insight +6, Perception +6, Stealth +4 Senses: blightsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., truesight (grappled), passive perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Purple Black Bile Languages: Common, telepathy 120 ft. Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The mythological "Baka", meaning idiot, for the mind-splayin' insanity that results from being hunted by one. It is a persistence predator, awfully fond of stalking creatures until they're scared stupid! Siphoning increasingly deranged and abstract dreams...until only memories remain! And then it gobbles them gobstoppers too!!! It'll eat, eat, eat, eat 'til there's nothin' left, and only THEN will it move onto the next victim... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Scaaaaarrrryyyyy! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < They've got the eyes of an IVORYHORNBEAST, the temperment of a hungry CHOLERBEAR, the trunk of a JUVENILE TYRANNY'S favored prey of choice, A TRUMPETEERING TRUNKBEAST the ears of a STRADDLENECKBEAST, paws of a CLAMPFANGBEAST...statue. Gargoyle. They have Gargoyle paws. And the nightmarish hazy abilities befittin' 'o their PURPLE humor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe, or a former friend ewe thought ewe used t'know, might be stalked by one such beastie, it's best t'face it headlong durin' the lethal blaze 'o the Alternian Sun, which renders most Lusus Curae much, MUCH weaker!!!!! Dangerous...but if yer crafty, or got somethin' built different up yer sleeved Deck of Many Things, go buckwild!!!! TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast's innate spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components: At will: sleep, detect thoughts, faerie fire 1/day each: phantasmal killer, dream, weird Incorporeal Movement. Can move through other creatures/objects as if difficult terrain; takes 5 (1d10) force damage if ending in an object. Sunlight Sensitivity: Disadvantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks relying on sight while in sunlight. ACTIONS Sleeper Hold (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 15 (2d10 + 4) psychic damage. If the target is Medium or smaller, it is grappled (escape DC 15) and must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or be stunned until the grapple ends. Extract Dreams (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one incapacitated humanoid grappled by the Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast. Hit: 55 (10d10) piercing damage. If this reduces the target to half of their total HP or less, the target must succeed on a DC 13 Wisdom Saving throw or fall unconscious for 1 minute. The target awakens if it takes damage or an allied creature uses its action to shake the target awake. Often thanklessly. ‘specially in this case. Seeing Special Stardust (Recharge 5–6): The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast emits sparkly particulate matter speckled with psychic energy in a 60-foot cone squeezed fresh from dreams about pendulous num-nums. Each creature in that area must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or take 22 (4d8 + 4) psychic damage and be stunned for 1 minute. A creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆☽ ⭒☆⭒+3,300 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒19 turns BONUS (UNDER 20!) +500⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒🕊️ UNPERISHED PEACEFLUTTER MULTPLIER! X2 🕊️⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒NPC escorts (x2) UNHARMED +500 ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒Oh. It's her. Glad she's. Alive and well. -1000⭒☆ ⭒☆⭒WENT ENVIRONMENTAL!!! RELOCATION INITIATION!!! +000,000,000 (SAFETY IS ITS OWN REWARD) ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒TOTAL: +6,600 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒LEVEL UP!!!!⭒☆⭒ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HUZZAH!!!! I feel FIT AS A FIDDLED WITH SET 'O STRINGS TUGGED TAUT AFTER TEACHIN' A NEW TUNE! #HUZZAH #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #BodyHorror #PsychologicalHorror #Unreality #MemoryDrain #Baka #SlumberupleupagusSnoozeatbeast #ImpliedTits #DreamsOfThemRather #Num-Nums #FriendFiction #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #Äuchar #Gygaax #Bievey #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG. i bet this little slurpers the reason why ive been sleeping like SHIIIIT recently! }*_*{ #likegenuinely #hellllp #totalpartykrilled }˚₊⊹ ࣪
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ever the aspiring gregarious gamblignant, eh, Äuchar? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Just thank yer lucky stars ewe rolled high… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Imagine trying t’save precious personnel with a rubber cluckcluckbeast again!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hopefully with this ‘ere successful relocation yer dreams (robbed straight from them as ewe are lookin’ that dreamy!!!!) are safe as they are sound ‘n right plentiful!!!!!!!
dönt need tö remind me öf that öld strife. felt mighty a föol, löbbing thöse things.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WAIT EWE GOT MORE THAN ONE!??! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < EWE CHUCKED (CLUCKED???) EM SO FAST AND BOUNCED ‘EM BACK SO HARD, HAD ME HALF CONVINCED IT WAS JUST TH’ONE!!!!
cöme ön nöw, gaax.. yöu didnt think i was *underprepared* did yöu? its all in, ör nöthing, ha.
࣪⊹₊˚{ um.... thanks....???? i guess? }꩜ᯅ꩜{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im really confused. why are you like, actually kind of a smooth glubber???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE A REFERENCE TO THESE SNIFFTRUNK-SPORTING EAST ALTERNIAN DREAMBUBBLE FLEAS ON CHITTR, LET ALONE TURNED INTO SOME STUPID SEPULCHERS & SCALEBEASTS STATBLOCK. I'M PRETTY SURE I FOUGHT OFF ONE OF THESE MISCHIEVOUS BASTARDS WHEN I GOT SENT BACK TO TROLL EDO. DON'T ASK. OR MAYBE I'M THINKING OF "THE DREAM HUNTERS" BOOK FROM THE SANDTROLL SERIES AND GETTING MY WIRES CROSSED. FUCK IT. SOLID ENCOUNTER, SEPULCHERMASTER. OR. CAVERNMASTER. WHATEVER EDITION IT IS YOU PLAY. FUCK YOU.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Coulda sworn those earlier editions were all scrapped for contraband l*me content!!!!!!! There are STILL S&S fanatics and reference books in my world of CNC? #C&C I had TROLLOP ENCOUNTER TABLES BACK THEN!!! BLACKROM HUSSIES!!! AND I DREW HUSSIES??!? WHO WANTS THE ME THAT MADE OBSTINATE BLACK FLIRTING IN EVERYTHING HE MADE AND DREW HUSSIES??? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Were it anybuggy else… I would insist on Cavernmaster…but for an esteemed veteran of the eclectic arts and forbidden texts… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As well as a seasoned Alterniasia well traveled… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Sepulchermaster complements land just as hard!!!
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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I know, I know, I know...roll me a Wisdom Saving throw to resist the CRINGE status condition's infliction...butchu ain't know how far back we go!!!!!!! Did a light bit 'o Dim Season Equinox Spring Cleaving...and wouldn'tcha know it? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FOUND THESE!!! FROM "THE FIRST ADVENTERROR"!!!!! HARD T'BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO MANY SWEEPS, HUH?!?! WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHARACTER SHEETS NONE BACK THEN!!! STILL FLARPING BYGONE DAYS!!! WHERE HAVE THE DAYS GONE? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I got...most of 'em...!!!! Not all. But most!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Yeesh, I still remember that "ANTHEM CREED" I had everyone recite... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < How'd it go? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> OUR SMILES NEVER DULL! OUR PARTY'S NEVER FULL! THROUGH CAVERNS AND THROUGH CULLBEASTS, THROUGH LAIRS, AND THROUGH TROLL, WE'LL ALWAYS PAL AROUND IF, YOU'RE UP FOR A NEW STROLL! ADVENTERROR AWAITS AND, WE WON'T KEEP IT WAITING, IN FRIENDSHIP AND IN FIENDSHIP, THERE'S JUST NO UNDERSTATING...PALS PRESS FOREVER ON!!!!! HUZZAH! https://i.ibb.co/Psp4FB9M/image.png https://i.ibb.co/PZcdZ36r/image.png https://i.ibb.co/8DhWfXqw/oe-Ykh-Wx.png https://i.ibb.co/dJb7hsR5/image.png @tautologicalTechnique @covetousCovert @miquiztliPerpetual #NotActuallyOn #SWATTPAD #ThoughtAboutPostingThere #ButALotOfYouDoNotUseSwattpadAnymore #ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) #TheOLDParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #Adventerror #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #FLARP #Äuchar #Tezcat #Gygaax #ÄucharXGygaax #TezcatXGygaax #Gygaax #PALEMULTICLASS #Polyquandary #Fiends #Friends #JustFiends #JustFriends #AdventerrorsSupplementas #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #Pals #Huzzah
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ple ia sEPLEAS E CAN I HELP MGFDLGKL PLEAS E PLE AE ASE PL PLEA SE PLEASE? ? ?!??! ?I WOU LD H AP PI LY TAKE YO U R ME AS U REMNENT S THE FU CK ?!?!?! I C OU LD B RING BACK THE GUILDMASTeRRIBLE BEHOL D ER SK ULL?!?!?! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I WANNA I WANN A I WANN A I WANNA I WANN A!!!! I'VE T ST ILL GOT EWE RR RE PR.... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Props. Got yer props. If ewe want 'em.
höld yöur pröverbial höofbeasts, gaaxy. we'll search thröugh my öld garbage tögether, ha. göd knöws ive göt a plethöra öf it.
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óóóh! i'd lóvé tó wéár miñé ágáiñ... hów ñóstálgic.. tháñk yóu gygááx... this just briñgs bittérswéét mémóriés áñd ñót iñ á ñégátivé wáy. >>>:')
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Should I be...worried any...? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Aww, psha, what am I up 'n chuffed about? Ewe go right on ahead!!!
=oXO ''''¿ she didn,t tell me about''' well that,s fair she doesn,t tell me much of anything¡ i,m happy she has friends =:) but, um' the timing of this is''' do you know where she is¿ it,s okay if not =oXO
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Only that she's alive. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And if she up 'n wanted t'be found. She would be. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Same goes for if naw.
=oXO well¡¡¡¡ she told a different chat that she,d leave it to me and i,m not going to let her down¡¡¡¡ i,m going to find her' she,s going to be okay' =oXO
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ᴖ⚀Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I reckon you ain't realize how much nothin' that means comin' from her...do ewe? Just because she's rarely trustin'...don't mean she's t'be trusted...in stated intention, or otherwise... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I know what it feels like. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < T'be so convinced yer the only person who can help her. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < She's not that kind of person. And it ain't what it seems. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But I can't stop you. Won't even try. I know what it's like. And I flew well outta ALIGNMENT myself. Probably woulda broken every vow, promise, magically bindin' obligation, oath, disbanded every friend group just t'keep her happy if I still could. But I can't. And it's better that way.
=oXO i would put in the same work for anyone i care about'''' =oXO
I͇'v͇e͇ g͇o͇t͇ m͇a͇g͇i͇c͇ t͇o͇ l͇e͇t͇ y͇o͇u͇ s͇h͇i͇n͇e͇. W͇i͇s͇e͇ t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ w͇o͇n͇d͇e͇r͇s͇. s͇t͇e͇p͇ i͇n͇t͇o͇ t͇h͇e͇ s͇c͇e͇n͇e. I͇ c͇a͇n͇ h͇e͇l͇p͇ y͇o͇u͇ f͇i͇n͇d͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇ d͇r͇e͇a͇m͇. D͇r͇e͇a͇m͇, d͇r͇e͇a͇m͇, d͇r͇e͇a͇m͇.