
Atrian Elarit
@castleYokle
here_to_talk_about_my_interests_..... he/him

PINNED POST!!! You are ATRIAN ELARIT. A fully grown troll at 14 sweeps who somehow WORKS A DEAD END JOB at a TROLLYOTA SCUTTLEBUGGY DEALERSHIP though you probably don't really need to. You deal with customers, direct calls, and do the duties of a peon most days. You were a girl once upon a time, but not any longer. You are, and always were to some extent, A MAN. Those who know you would describe you as a troll with a concerning amount of hobbies, and a fear of commitment. But you heartily disagree, you personally think you have a drive to LEARN NEW THINGS, AND EXPERIENCE WHAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER. And as far as relationships go, you like A LITTLE FLIRTING but honestly just feel AGGRESSIVELY PLATONIC towards everyone. Doesn't matter if it's flushed, pitch, pale, or ashen, any romantic feelings tend to elude you. The disease called FRIENDSHIP is what you are here to offer others, and not much else. Though you might be talked into some kind of palemate situation? Who knows? Not you, that's for sure. But back to the introduction at hand. Some of your hobbies include SEWING and knitting because clothing for fat bitches around here is LAME AS HELL. You also enjoy FIDUSPAWN, FLARP, and GENERAL VIDEOGAME TOMFOOLERY. You tend_to_talk_too_fast_and_in_a_halting_manner_._._._._. Sometimes_you_are_accidentally_condescending_. Your trolltag is @castleYokle to represent your privilege and general uncouth mannerisms. Now say hello, you glorious piece of shit.

i_would_like_to_become_some_sort_of_creature_._i_think_i_am_done_being_a_troll

paws_at_you_paws_at_you_paws_at_you_paws_at_you

anyways_so_like_im_gonna_probably_crawl_back_into_the_tunnels_(quit_my_job_n_everything)_see_yall_laters

sometimes_you_guys_say_something_and_im_like_"haha_that_cannot_exist"_and_then_it_fucking_exists_amazing

slams_table_ i_know_whats_wrong_here_there_aint_no_whimsy

disgusting_foul_creature_._i_will_fucking_get_you

hold_on_i_have_to_kill_joseph_really_quickly_._someone_send_me_his_address_.

“If you kill a killer, there are still the same amount of killers in the world.” Okay. I’ll kill two.

need_people_to_feel_like_this_when_interacting_with_me_ https://cdn_.imgchest_.com/files/c663994807fd_.jpg

who_am_i_if_not_utterly_predictable_but_also_super_sexy

gwuh_got_lost_in_the_sauce and_by_sauce_i_mean_i_went_on_a_3_day_fanfiction_bender

am i borinng? suure. social skills? nnonne. buut im loyal if youu feed me annd i will nnever leave youu becauuse well i nneed the food.

gotta_fight_the_urge_to_shove_my_finger_through_everyones_gauges

and_i'm_standing_there_,_barbeque_sauce_on_my_titties

got_6_trolls_for_lunch_and_i_am_now_replenished_and_ready_to_be_a_glorified_purrbeast_herder

I should probably come clean at this point that atrian is my troll self insert character :') sorry if that freaks u out )))

who_are_yoooouuuu

i'm_built_different_,_wrong_even_.

grubby_is_making_noises_?_i_didn't_think_grubs_made_noises_._anyway_i_called_a_jade_i_know_thru_a_friend_of_a_friend_._she's_gonna_come_get_grubby_.

my_charm_point_is_being_a_little_bit_pathetic









