Atrian Elarit
@castleYokle
here_to_talk_about_my_interests_..... he/him
PINNED POST!!! You are ATRIAN ELARIT. A fully grown troll at 14 sweeps who somehow WORKS A DEAD END JOB at a TROLLYOTA SCUTTLEBUGGY DEALERSHIP though you probably don't really need to. You deal with customers, direct calls, and do the duties of a peon most days. You were a girl once upon a time, but not any longer. You are, and always were to some extent, A MAN. Those who know you would describe you as a troll with a concerning amount of hobbies, and a fear of commitment. But you heartily disagree, you personally think you have a drive to LEARN NEW THINGS, AND EXPERIENCE WHAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER. And as far as relationships go, you like A LITTLE FLIRTING but honestly just feel AGGRESSIVELY PLATONIC towards everyone. Doesn't matter if it's flushed, pitch, pale, or ashen, any romantic feelings tend to elude you. The disease called FRIENDSHIP is what you are here to offer others, and not much else. Though you might be talked into some kind of palemate situation? Who knows? Not you, that's for sure. But back to the introduction at hand. Some of your hobbies include SEWING and knitting because clothing for fat bitches around here is LAME AS HELL. You also enjoy FIDUSPAWN, FLARP, and GENERAL VIDEOGAME TOMFOOLERY. You tend_to_talk_too_fast_and_in_a_halting_manner_._._._._. Sometimes_you_are_accidentally_condescending_. Your trolltag is @castleYokle to represent your privilege and general uncouth mannerisms. Now say hello, you glorious piece of shit.
need_people_to_feel_like_this_when_interacting_with_me_ https://cdn_.imgchest_.com/files/c663994807fd_.jpg
this_is_a_joke_btw
who_am_i_if_not_utterly_predictable_but_also_super_sexy
gwuh_got_lost_in_the_sauce and_by_sauce_i_mean_i_went_on_a_3_day_fanfiction_bender
am i borinng? suure. social skills? nnonne. buut im loyal if youu feed me annd i will nnever leave youu becauuse well i nneed the food.
#itsme
your honour i Can immediately dismiss the Claims of 6oring. 6ein' with you is the time of my life. ^◡^
gotta_fight_the_urge_to_shove_my_finger_through_everyones_gauges
and_i'm_standing_there_,_barbeque_sauce_on_my_titties
got_6_trolls_for_lunch_and_i_am_now_replenished_and_ready_to_be_a_glorified_purrbeast_herder
I should probably come clean at this point that atrian is my troll self insert character :') sorry if that freaks u out )))
who_are_yoooouuuu
i'm_built_different_,_wrong_even_.
grubby_is_making_noises_?_i_didn't_think_grubs_made_noises_._anyway_i_called_a_jade_i_know_thru_a_friend_of_a_friend_._she's_gonna_come_get_grubby_.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— It's always gOOd tO ask fOr help when yOu need it! ♡ —— (˘ ³˘)
my_charm_point_is_being_a_little_bit_pathetic
and_also_my_tusks
mom_is_sleeping_with_the_grubby_._i'll_try_the_caverns_again_later_in_the_night_.
haha_it_likes_the_soup_._._._._!_well_i_mixed_it_with_smushed_up_sausage_into_this_fucked_up_slurry_but_it_ate_it_rlly_fast_.
i_will_not_be_disclosing_the_color_of_grubby_._or_posting_pictures_._it_is_a_baby_and_i_don't_want_any_freaks_looking_at_it
this is a good protective instinct.
as you should!
maybe_this_grub_will_eat_mushroom_soup_._i_do_not_know_when_it_last_ate_and_idk_what_the_jades_feed_em_.
if that doesn't work, try letting it hunt for bugs! the grubs that wander to the sanctuary do that. if there aren't any, mashing up so meat to a pulp usually feeds them well. :)
i_got_these_sausages_just_in_case_i_guess_.
thank_you_joey
that'd work! about half of one should fill the little guy up, hehe.
no problem!!
tried_returning_grubby_to_the_caverns_and_did_not_see_a_single_jadeto_return_it_to_._he_came_back_home_with_me_for_now_._i_keep_having_to_beat_off_badgermom_with_a_stick_._she_keeps_licking_it_and_it_gets_soggy
99< [My professional recommendation is to leave it to the wilds. Many cloister jades are punished for showing favoritism towards grubs. If you allow anyone to discover you are harboring a grub there is a high probability of it or yourself becoming a target. Certainly, if it is allowed to wander without supervision it will be picked off by predators.] 99< [It is doubtful you have on prong its dietary requirements (a diverse intake of bones for calcium and nutritious marrow, succulent burrowing invertebrate such that might be found half a standard imperial measurement unit beneath the soil on most planets, mosses to graze on (clovers or dandelions also do nicely), and purified (not distilled) water. Mushroom caps make for a fine treat, but only in moderation and only if one is sure of its non-toxicity). Without all this it will not survive a perigee.] 99< [Not to mention that a grub requires constant exercise and mental stimulation for proper development. A large play area, interesting objects to fiddle with, problem-solving to acquire its meals... Not providing it with these is as good as leaving it to fend for itself in the wilds. Which you should do, to be clear. Am I understood?] Őoo
lol_your_tone_of_voice_annoys_me_so_i'm_going_to_ignored_you
99< [I highly suggest you read past the first paragraph. Though, if you are illiterate I suppose things will end as they would have.] Őoo
i_did_read_the_whole_thing_?_what_is_with_people_and_thinking_i_am_dumb_lol_._anyway_its_the_tone_of_voice_man_,_if_you_actually_want_people_to_listen_to_you_,_don't_treat_them_like_an_idiot_._even_if_you_think_they_are_?_am_i_understood_?
99< [I find that being able to humble oneself and take instruction from those with more experience is an important trait in caretakers. I humbly apologize, by all means, do what you will with your property, oh highblood.] Őoo
rolls_eyes i_suggest_you_go_back_and_reread_the_last_few_sentences_of_your_original_reply_._me_copying_your_tone_is_now_me_pulling_the_high_blood_card_i_guess_?when_i_didn't_mention_blood_color_at_all_if_we_remember_correctly_._my_phone_is_in_black_and_white_by_the_way_,_i_don't_know_your_blood_color_unless_i_look_at_your_profile_._which_i_havent_._ i_guess_asking_for_mutual_respect_is_too_much_?_like_i_get_it_,_you_were_trying_to_help_._but_i_want_to_point_out_that_i_am_not_from_the_same_planet_as_you_._or_even_a_part_of_the_same_universe_if_i_had_to_hazard_a_guess_._and_you_coming_at_me_like_i'm_stupid_,_and_that_im_going_to_do_something_as_dumb_as_try_and_raise_a_grub_is_the_issue_here_._commanding_things_from_me_like_im_someone_with_half_a_brain_when_i_am_following_the_steps_i_know_to_follow_when_someone_finds_a_grub_is_a_sure_way_to_get_responses_like_the_one_i_posted_.
99< [Planet does not have quite as much an effect as one might think. The Imperial Terraforming Program (ITP) is quite successful. Biotics imported from Alternia tend to out-compete native species, in all walks of life. The strategies one would use to rear wigglers on Continus-IV remain comparable to that of Alternia, or any other brooding planet, with gravitational variation being the most difficult to account for.] 99< [It is actually quite fascinating to see. Trolls hatched upon planets with higher gravity than that of Alternia tend to be squatter with greater aptitude for physical labor once properly located in a position on a planet with lower gravity. Those hatched on planets with a lower gravity than that of Alternia tend to be less useful for physical labor, but have an easier time adapting to prolonged periods in space. I have also been studying, for quite some time, the effect gravity has on the makeup of the genetic slurry hived within a mother grub. Different gravity affects the density gradient which has vast implications on the genetic makeup of the grubs spewed from its orifices. Utterly fascinating.] Őoo
i_don't_know_what_an_alternia_is_.
that_was_me_telling_a_joke_,_but_like_alternia_doesn't_exist_where_im_from_lol
i_should_probably_bring_it_back_to_the_caverns_,_huh_._._.
yeah you should
༻𐫱༺ Pleasse do🌻 ༻𐫱༺
i_am_just_joking_i_hold_the_grub_softly
me_holding_out_this_grub_my_lusus_brought_home_from_the_tunnels_ https://cdn_.imgchest_.com/files/75bfd19b061f_.jpeg
bruh