Atrian Elarit
@castleYokle
here_to_talk_about_my_interests_..... he/him
need_people_to_feel_like_this_when_interacting_with_me_ https://cdn_.imgchest_.com/files/c663994807fd_.jpg
who_am_i_if_not_utterly_predictable_but_also_super_sexy
gwuh_got_lost_in_the_sauce and_by_sauce_i_mean_i_went_on_a_3_day_fanfiction_bender
gotta_fight_the_urge_to_shove_my_finger_through_everyones_gauges
and_i'm_standing_there_,_barbeque_sauce_on_my_titties
got_6_trolls_for_lunch_and_i_am_now_replenished_and_ready_to_be_a_glorified_purrbeast_herder
I should probably come clean at this point that atrian is my troll self insert character :') sorry if that freaks u out )))
who_are_yoooouuuu
i'm_built_different_,_wrong_even_.
grubby_is_making_noises_?_i_didn't_think_grubs_made_noises_._anyway_i_called_a_jade_i_know_thru_a_friend_of_a_friend_._she's_gonna_come_get_grubby_.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— It's always gOOd tO ask fOr help when yOu need it! ♡ —— (˘ ³˘)
my_charm_point_is_being_a_little_bit_pathetic
mom_is_sleeping_with_the_grubby_._i'll_try_the_caverns_again_later_in_the_night_.
haha_it_likes_the_soup_._._._._!_well_i_mixed_it_with_smushed_up_sausage_into_this_fucked_up_slurry_but_it_ate_it_rlly_fast_.
i_will_not_be_disclosing_the_color_of_grubby_._or_posting_pictures_._it_is_a_baby_and_i_don't_want_any_freaks_looking_at_it
maybe_this_grub_will_eat_mushroom_soup_._i_do_not_know_when_it_last_ate_and_idk_what_the_jades_feed_em_.
if that doesn't work, try letting it hunt for bugs! the grubs that wander to the sanctuary do that. if there aren't any, mashing up so meat to a pulp usually feeds them well. :)
that'd work! about half of one should fill the little guy up, hehe.
tried_returning_grubby_to_the_caverns_and_did_not_see_a_single_jadeto_return_it_to_._he_came_back_home_with_me_for_now_._i_keep_having_to_beat_off_badgermom_with_a_stick_._she_keeps_licking_it_and_it_gets_soggy
99< [My professional recommendation is to leave it to the wilds. Many cloister jades are punished for showing favoritism towards grubs. If you allow anyone to discover you are harboring a grub there is a high probability of it or yourself becoming a target. Certainly, if it is allowed to wander without supervision it will be picked off by predators.] 99< [It is doubtful you have on prong its dietary requirements (a diverse intake of bones for calcium and nutritious marrow, succulent burrowing invertebrate such that might be found half a standard imperial measurement unit beneath the soil on most planets, mosses to graze on (clovers or dandelions also do nicely), and purified (not distilled) water. Mushroom caps make for a fine treat, but only in moderation and only if one is sure of its non-toxicity). Without all this it will not survive a perigee.] 99< [Not to mention that a grub requires constant exercise and mental stimulation for proper development. A large play area, interesting objects to fiddle with, problem-solving to acquire its meals... Not providing it with these is as good as leaving it to fend for itself in the wilds. Which you should do, to be clear. Am I understood?] Őoo
lol_your_tone_of_voice_annoys_me_so_i'm_going_to_ignored_you
99< [I highly suggest you read past the first paragraph. Though, if you are illiterate I suppose things will end as they would have.] Őoo
i_did_read_the_whole_thing_?_what_is_with_people_and_thinking_i_am_dumb_lol_._anyway_its_the_tone_of_voice_man_,_if_you_actually_want_people_to_listen_to_you_,_don't_treat_them_like_an_idiot_._even_if_you_think_they_are_?_am_i_understood_?
99< [I find that being able to humble oneself and take instruction from those with more experience is an important trait in caretakers. I humbly apologize, by all means, do what you will with your property, oh highblood.] Őoo
rolls_eyes i_suggest_you_go_back_and_reread_the_last_few_sentences_of_your_original_reply_._me_copying_your_tone_is_now_me_pulling_the_high_blood_card_i_guess_?when_i_didn't_mention_blood_color_at_all_if_we_remember_correctly_._my_phone_is_in_black_and_white_by_the_way_,_i_don't_know_your_blood_color_unless_i_look_at_your_profile_._which_i_havent_._ i_guess_asking_for_mutual_respect_is_too_much_?_like_i_get_it_,_you_were_trying_to_help_._but_i_want_to_point_out_that_i_am_not_from_the_same_planet_as_you_._or_even_a_part_of_the_same_universe_if_i_had_to_hazard_a_guess_._and_you_coming_at_me_like_i'm_stupid_,_and_that_im_going_to_do_something_as_dumb_as_try_and_raise_a_grub_is_the_issue_here_._commanding_things_from_me_like_im_someone_with_half_a_brain_when_i_am_following_the_steps_i_know_to_follow_when_someone_finds_a_grub_is_a_sure_way_to_get_responses_like_the_one_i_posted_.
99< [Planet does not have quite as much an effect as one might think. The Imperial Terraforming Program (ITP) is quite successful. Biotics imported from Alternia tend to out-compete native species, in all walks of life. The strategies one would use to rear wigglers on Continus-IV remain comparable to that of Alternia, or any other brooding planet, with gravitational variation being the most difficult to account for.] 99< [It is actually quite fascinating to see. Trolls hatched upon planets with higher gravity than that of Alternia tend to be squatter with greater aptitude for physical labor once properly located in a position on a planet with lower gravity. Those hatched on planets with a lower gravity than that of Alternia tend to be less useful for physical labor, but have an easier time adapting to prolonged periods in space. I have also been studying, for quite some time, the effect gravity has on the makeup of the genetic slurry hived within a mother grub. Different gravity affects the density gradient which has vast implications on the genetic makeup of the grubs spewed from its orifices. Utterly fascinating.] Őoo
i_don't_know_what_an_alternia_is_.
that_was_me_telling_a_joke_,_but_like_alternia_doesn't_exist_where_im_from_lol
i_should_probably_bring_it_back_to_the_caverns_,_huh_._._.
i_am_just_joking_i_hold_the_grub_softly
me_holding_out_this_grub_my_lusus_brought_home_from_the_tunnels_ https://cdn_.imgchest_.com/files/75bfd19b061f_.jpeg
this_my_fucked_up_grub_and_i_would_die_for_him