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@aberrantlyCapricious
im a goat ive lived since forever i like to have my head pat

I want you. (Bacon double cheeseburger)

I make promises and i hope to keep them i just, hope that I will also like, be in an able-bodied state to be able to help others with what's to come

i can have a little Barbecue Bacon Burger as a treat

presses my thumb on the screen and leaves a smudge

hi. i would like to make friends this is YOUR opportunity to be friends with a complete stranger

shakes my tail left and right

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a lot of the situations could be avoided if you picked up on social cues and also thought about your interactions beforehand
Ɏ being mutua-a-als isn't enough we need a-a-a friend list Ɏ Ɏ a-a-and a-a-a foes list too of course #nua-a-ance Ɏ

i wonder if theres a human/troll version of fish flakes that i can sprinkle into your atmospheres for enrichment

yawns even bigger and flops over a second time tilting the entire dashboard by 50 degrees

yawns really big and falls over and tilting the entire dashboard by 25 degrees

projects "what the heeeeeellll ohh mah god no waaayeeeaayyyeeeyy" into your head

i will draw your lovely faces soon

put a picture of yourself down in the comments i will draw you

if you think about it, necromancers could probably control gummy candies and marshmallows

the existence of aura farming implies the existence of an agricultural industry surrounding aura

can i still wear dress up as a pirate and wear an eyepatch if i have no eyes

you can save time on your morning commutes by using wormholes

oh, theres my tumbleweed it rolled past just now

























