Chairmancer Partisan Rosaceae
@quixoticCosmos
President ⬡f the business c⬡ngl⬡merate MACR⬡ CULLSM⬡S. Chairmancer ⬡f the P⬡mon Fiduspawn league. Arist⬡crat. Imperial Viceradicat⬡r ⬡f G⬡relar. DM my scheduelist f⬡r league related inquiry.
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
👏✨💅 nails, hair, hips, heels 👏✨💅 💰🤌👆 ass fat, lips real 👆🤌💰 💎👋🙌 purse full, big bills 🙌👋💎 🔥👏✨ bitch, i'm a big deal ✨👏🔥 💅✨👏 legs, legs, face, eyes 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 thin waist, thick thighs 👆🤌💎 👋🙌💰 you, me, you wish 💰🙌👋 🔥👏✨ new phone, who this? ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 pussy puss, puss, give them cunt, cunt, cunt, bitch 🤌👆💅 💎👋🙌 mama, yes, god, then you pop that tongue, bitch 🙌👋💎 💰👏✨ this whole club is my runway, run, bitch ✨👏💰 🔥🤌👆 y'all five, four, three, twos, i'm a one, bitch 👆🤌🔥 💅✨👏 girl, what did that girl just say, girl? 👏✨💅 💎👋🙌 ooh, girl, i don't dance, i 👏 work 👏 (work) 🙌👋💎 💰🤌👆 i don't play, i ✨ slay ✨ (slay) 👆🤌💰 🔥👏✨ i don't walk, i 👆 strut, strut, strut 👆 and then sashay (okay) ✨👏🔥 💅👋🙌 but i don't work for free (no) 🙌👋💅 💎🤌👆 no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) 👆🤌💎 💰👏✨ so make it rain on me (me) ✨👏💰 🔥👆🤌 and i might let you see 🤌👆🔥 💎👋🙌 what you gonna let them see? 🙌👋💎 💅✨👏 my nails, hair, hips, heels 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 nails, hair, hips, heels 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ nails, hair, hips, heels ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 my nails, hair, hips, heels 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 nails, hair, hips, heels 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 nails, hair, hips, heels 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 head, shoulders, knees, toes 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 don't know these hoes 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 face, lips, eyes, nose 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ camera, click, we pose ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 beat mug, limp wrists 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 v.i.p list 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 wave, wave, blow a kiss 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 i'm that bitch, sis 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 left, right, left, right, left with a spin, bitch 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 where's my sash and crown? 'cause i win, bitch 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 i'm so fab, i'm gone with the wind, bitch 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ y'all six, seven, eight, nines, i'm a ten, bitch ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 girl, what did that girl just say, girl? 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 ooh, girl, i don't dance, i 👏 work 👏 (work) 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 i don't play, i ✨ slay ✨ (slay) 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 i don't walk, i 👆 strut, strut, strut 👆 and then sashay (okay) 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 but i don't work for free (no) 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 no, that's not the tea, hunty (no ma'am) 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 so make it rain on me (me) 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ and i might let you see ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 what you gonna let them see? 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 my nails, hair, hips, heels 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 nails, hair, hips, heels 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 nails, hair, hips, heels 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 my nails, hair, hips, heels 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ nails, hair, hips, heels ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 nails, hair, hips, heels 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 okay dolls, y'all know what time it is, come on 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 everybody on the floor, everybody on the floor 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 now i want you to stretch out those arms, stretch out those legs 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 stretch out that wrist, stretch out that weave 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 i don't want to see you dance 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 i want to see you work, come on 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ drop for me, drop for me, drop ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 drop for me, drop for me, drop 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 drop for me, drop for me, drop 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 drop for me, drop for me, drop 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 tongue pop for me, pop for me, pop 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ pose for me, pose for me, pose ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 pose for me, pose for me, pose 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 pose for me, pose for me, pose 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 pose for me, pose for me, pose 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 now blink for these, blink for these, hoes 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 blink for these, blink for these, hoes 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 blink for these, blink for these, hoes 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 blink for these, blink for these, hoes 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 twirl for me, twirl for me, twirl 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 say girl for me, girl for me, girl 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 say girl for me, girl for me, girl 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 say girl for me, girl for me, girl (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 say girl for me, girl for me, girl (yes honey!) 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ now 👏 snap 👏 for me, snap for me, snap ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 snap for me, snap for me, snap 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 snap for me, snap for me, snap 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 snap for me, snap for me, snap (oh-ho-ho-ho, snap, crackle, pop, bitch) 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 now 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 👏 clap 👏 for me, clap for me, clap 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ give trade for me, trade for me, trade ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 trade for me, trade for me, trade 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 trade for me, trade for me, trade 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 trade for me, trade for me, trade 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (oohhh) 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 shade for me, shade for me, shade (girl) 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 throw shade for me, shade for me, shade (i heard) 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 shade for me, shade for me, shade (she said) 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ now, fan for me, fan for me, fan ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 fan for me, fan for me, fan 🤌👆💅 💎✨👏 fan for me, fan for me, fan 👏✨💎 💰🙌👋 fan for me, fan for me, fan 👋🙌💰 🔥👆🤌 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 🤌👆🔥 💅✨👏 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 👏✨💅 💎🤌👆 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 👆🤌💎 💰👋🙌 shablam for me, shablam for me, shablam 🙌👋💰 🔥👏✨ that's all ✨👏🔥 💅👆🤌 ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🤌👆💅 #Chairministrangling #Animation #WandUse #HandMadeInTheShade #Nails #Hair #Hips #Heels #Ass #Fat #Lips #Real #Purse #Full #Big #Bills #Bitch #Ima #Big #Deal #Legs #Legs #Face #Eyes #Thin #Waist #Thick #Thighs #You #me #you #wish #new #phone #who #this #lyricposting #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediATEaBoss #IDontPlayISlay #IDontWalkIStrutStrutStrutAndThenSashay #TradeForMe #TradeForMeTradeForMe #MakeItRainForMe #AndIMightLetYouSee 🟢 CHARMS is A BIG DEAL.
my head hurts
∘☽ Oh goodness! Congrats to you and your... promotion? ☾∘
Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png
@industrialIncidentalist You don't have to listen to him, he doesn't even lift~.
/𝐋ifting ur phat ass onto my bu𝐋ge oooo #nsfw #top10f𝐋arpcu𝐋𝐋moments
/mountain b suckin my shame g𝐋obes rn 𝐋o𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋 is ur 𝐋usus a sca𝐋ebeast cuzzzzz i'm 𝐋owk dragon deez gnuts across ur face #nsfw
I'm going to grab you by your flaccid horn and throw you into the Alternian sun~.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ you're so couragous for sharing this dude #gotmeemotionaltooaboutit #nicehornypicthough #youllgeteveryoneontheirkneeswithcumgutterslikethat #nsfw
My replies were so overwhelmed with praise I nearly missed this command m'lady~. Please forgive me~.
If women only have one stalwart defender it shall be I~. If women have no one to defend them then I have been culled~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my god }꩜д꩜{ + youre.... a fininist???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I am an ally of fins~. Especially when they're attached to women~~~~.
Doubles F|duspawn W|ll Always Be A Super|or Format Compared To S|ngles Due To The Greater Range Of Strategy And How Hyper Offense W|ll Always Be Relevant. But S|ngles Has |ts Own Strengths, Such As Allow|ng Me To Teach A Stall Enthus|ast The True Mean|ng Of Despa|r By Sett|ng Up Buffs R|ght |n The|r Dork Face.
have you played balanced hackspawn
The F|duspawn Tournament Hosts Get Annoy|ng When One Of The|r Frequent Champ|ons |nadvertently Advert|se Unoff|c|al S|mulated Formats, But Yes, |t's |nterest|ng, But Not Someth|ng | Regularly Rev|s|t Outs|de Just Try|ng To Sp|ce Th|ngs Up.
There are s⬡me that may be w⬡ndering just why a fan page (@charmeuseCaressing) f⬡r y⬡urs truly w⬡uld ad⬡pt the title ⬡f CHAIRMINISTRANGLER rather than CHAIRMANCER, despite the fact that these are tw⬡ very different c⬡rp⬡rate r⬡les that are anything but interchangible. It is really quite simple. In the ⬡fficially licensed Fiduspawn: Saber & Aegis vide⬡ game, my ficti⬡nalized likeness is referred t⬡ as such. He is als⬡ a g⬡ldbl⬡⬡d, which I am t⬡ld is intended t⬡ make him m⬡re "relatable" t⬡ the series' pred⬡minant dem⬡graphics ⬡n Alternia. S⬡ R⬡ewzi's p⬡rtrayal was actually quite sh⬡ckingly accurate. #Chairmancing #RealFansKnewThis #R⬡ewziTruthNuke #Business #Fiduspawn #Macr⬡cullsm⬡s - MC R⬡se🌹
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
The Chairmancer and I were necking at Diminutive Manicured Lawn Holes and Clubs. It was a tight competition, but ultimately I came out on top. @quiXoticCosmos #CompetitiveBusiness #MyBoss #DontFireMe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94c1a11738c0.jpg - MC Oleana
I'm currently in talks about an upcoming collaboration, that I think many of you will be eXcited about. Macro Cullsmos X Sephgorea. Look forward to it. #MacroCullsmos #WatchThisSpace - MC Oleana
Ah~. I did not intend to chop Troll Jake Paul clean in half, length-wise~. But I'm afraid he forced my frond~. I quite liked his diamond-encrusted shorts, though~. Very tasteful~. #Violence #Sinfluencer #Gladiating #Gore
/u nvr ask to see our grubs nymore
Do you miss it~?
Need help warming it~?
\ ! >< ! / Junior note! This post requires a #gore tag, so Junior added it. Please use it in the future! #consolationbadge #checkyoursettings
They're saying someone named Troll Jake Paul wants a fight with me~! Ha~! He must be an honorable man to brave a fight with the likes of Hektor Castio~! #Sinfluencer #Networking #Collaboration #EveryDayImGladiating
Watching this space. - MC R⬡se🌹
For those concerned about me trimming my squiggly, do not worry~. It grew back even more mighty than before~! Like a grand hydra~.~.~.~! ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #Suggestive #HowManyHeads~? #Heh #LetsJustSay #TheresSome
THIS IS ACTUALLY KI_D OF BEAUTIFUL. CA_'T EVE_ BE MAD.
If it does not content you, I could go another round~~~.
I'll look forward to it~~~~~~~~~~~~. O~U
Hark~! What is this~? Some bicep-shaped summons has floated down from the heavens~.~.~. Or perhaps just from a member of the crowd~? Oh, what a glorious occasion~! I shall bellow it from the highest peaks ~ #ImComing to #BoysNight~~~~~~! The festivities shall be legendary~! Let us feast and be merry~! Though we may enter as Boys, we shall leave~.~.~. as Men~! @caligulaAscendit #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/d9220a2c830e~.png
Salt is one of my favorite tastes~. Not only that, but it is a staple of almost any dish~. It makes me go a little cra~zy, to be honest~. I'm only satisfied when I feel those hard chunks tingle on my tongue~. When I sit back at the nutrition plank and see your look of equal contentment, belly full with the salty meal we shared between us, wiping your tunnel daintily with a napkin, and unable to speak and tell me what a good job I did, for fear that a single utterance may cause you to pop~.~.~. That's when I'm sa~tisfied~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #MyVisage #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/c5ae020df7e6~.png
>>| .i wish .i could hunger for real food .again. stupid rainbow crap... good .one by the by.
That may be the saddest thing I have ever heard~.~.~. I hope you get well soon~.
>>| .it's permanent sadly. .i .appreciate your worry, but .i still can taste the food. .i'd go for .a good steak, despite not being hungry.
My g⬡d. The technique ⬡n that salt pinch. Y⬡u sprinkle with such c⬡nfidence. Sprinkle it all ⬡ver me, Hekt⬡r. I mean sprinkle it all ⬡ver #MyDinner. - MC R⬡se🌹
Say "ahh" and I'll sprinkle it straight into your tunnel~.~.~. O~U
With⬡ut questi⬡n. My tunnel is ready. I surrender myself t⬡ y⬡ur culinary pr⬡wess, brave knight. #ImReady #PleaseSirCasti⬡ #IveBeenG⬡⬡d #Suggestive - MC R⬡se🌹
⬡h. Right y⬡u are, ⬡leana. S⬡rry, Hekt⬡r. Perhaps s⬡me ⬡ther time. - MC R⬡se🌹
If there is glory on the other side of this hole, then I shall find it~~~~~~! #Suggestive
🜏 II liivɛ by ♱hiis ax♱ually ♅
One should always strive for glory~! And if the hole isn't large enough, make a bigger one~!
Sometimes the only way to achieve a happy ending is to expand an existing hole! This is true to medicine as well.
Could be fun for the hole as well~. This reminds me, I should schedule a checkup~.
Ha~! The naysayers said it couldn't be done~! But I never stopped believing~! First, I cured my Troll Sisyphus with a prescription from the harmacy, and now I've conquered this hill with my raging boulder~! Witness me, Hektor Castio, and all of my glory~.~.~.~.~.~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/114e605c756e~.png
@commandingAuthority Praise me~?
Oh my- That is an impressiwve feat. I did not think you wvould be able to achievwe this so quickly! You can colour me thoroughly impressed, lad!
Know this~ once you get Hektor Castio started, you can be sure he's going to finish~.
Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
This is for you, highblood~.~.~.~.~! AAAAAAA~!~!~!
bloody hell he is fistin that thing
You bet I am~.~.~.~.~!
Yes! Hekt⬡r, use R⬡ck Smash! #Chairmancing #C⬡mmands #Fiduspawn #LargeMuscularMen - MC R⬡se🌹
Hek~tor~!
HAL is undergoing a system-wide update. Please stand by.
H⬡w is this g⬡ing t⬡ affect the #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s #Sp⬡ns⬡red #Gymchallenge. - MC R⬡se🌹
Projected to be on the other side of this massively life-altering unanticipated personal issue in under twenty minutes, bossman.
I would never obliterate a twink~.~.~.~.~! Unless it was by royal decree of Her Imperious Condescension herself~! Or by decree of the Dreaded Manglegement~! A little battering, pounding, tossing about, and light maiming are fair play though~. #Violence #NSFW #NSFWE #Twinkscourse #TwinkHusbandry
What was that...?? GOREGLE DOT COM HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION BEST IMPRESSIONISTS FOR HIRE RUST ORDER.
What was that...?? How do I delete a chitt. HURRY.
I w⬡uld advise all parties refrain fr⬡m the want⬡n and senseless destructi⬡n ⬡f twinks, feminine b⬡ys, twunks, ⬡r attractive y⬡ung men ⬡f vari⬡us ⬡ther n⬡menclature. Murder, despite c⬡mm⬡n belief, is N⬡T legal in Her Empire, save ⬡f c⬡urse f⬡r the time-h⬡n⬡ured practice and traditi⬡n ⬡f culling underperf⬡rming individuals ⬡f a caste bel⬡w ⬡ne's ⬡wn. Reminder that citizens ⬡f c⬡l⬡ny planet P⬡m⬡n are enc⬡uraged t⬡ cull defeated Fiduspawn rivals if c⬡ntinued strife with the l⬡ser in questi⬡n is n⬡t desired. #Chairmancing #Twinks #TwinkDeath #Fiduspawn #DuelEtiquette #ImperialPSA #Gl⬡ryT⬡TheEmpire #Girlb⬡ssMenti⬡ned #Vi⬡lence #Culling - MC R⬡se🌹
Dark times, these are. The twink economy is in shambles. - MC Oleana
Why d⬡n't we try handing these twinks a j⬡b applicati⬡n instead. #Chairmancing #Business #HiringPractices #Lurkedin #Lurkedinp⬡sting - MC R⬡se🌹
What was that...?? I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!
🜂 | 🜂 | 🜂 | Thats what im saying!!!! literally!!!! 🜂 | NO CAP!!! 🚫🧢🧢🧢🚫 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
F⬡ll⬡wed. M⬡re gainful empl⬡yment ⬡n my dashb⬡ard, please and thank y⬡u. - MC R⬡se🌹
N⬡ne. N⬡ 🧢 t⬡ be f⬡und. Thank y⬡u, Chairministrangler R⬡ewze. Such striking facial hair y⬡u have. That's a #f⬡ll⬡w fr⬡m me. #Chairmancing #Chairministrangling #RealRec⬡gnizesReal #WeMustShareAnAncest⬡r #Despite⬡urCasteDifferences #BecauseDamn #ThatHair - MC R⬡se🌹
Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp
H⬡w delici⬡us that succulent r⬡ast must be. Is what I intended t⬡ reply. Typestub slipped. - MC R⬡se🌹
I think you like my reckless disregard for health code~. I don't wash my fronds between preparation either~. I prefer them dirty~.
Someone has never tenderized their meat~.
Well yeah that's why I'm asking 0-0 I'm hungry and curi⚣us
Like ecstasy in your tunnel~.
In your meal tunnel~. I'm sure it would hit the spot~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ your fronds are what }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Was that too much
The roar of an adoring crowd always gets my pusher racing~! And there is no better audience in Paradox Space than [Your Current Location]~! Am I right~~~~~~~? #Crowdwork #ApplauseBaiting