Chairmancer Partisan Rosaceae
@quixoticCosmos
President ⬡f the business c⬡ngl⬡merate MACR⬡ CULLSM⬡S. Chairmancer ⬡f the P⬡mon Fiduspawn league. Arist⬡crat. Imperial Viceradicat⬡r ⬡f G⬡relar. DM my scheduelist f⬡r league related inquiry.
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
There are s⬡me that may be w⬡ndering just why a fan page (@charmeuseCaressing) f⬡r y⬡urs truly w⬡uld ad⬡pt the title ⬡f CHAIRMINISTRANGLER rather than CHAIRMANCER, despite the fact that these are tw⬡ very different c⬡rp⬡rate r⬡les that are anything but interchangible. It is really quite simple. In the ⬡fficially licensed Fiduspawn: Saber & Aegis vide⬡ game, my ficti⬡nalized likeness is referred t⬡ as such. He is als⬡ a g⬡ldbl⬡⬡d, which I am t⬡ld is intended t⬡ make him m⬡re "relatable" t⬡ the series' pred⬡minant dem⬡graphics ⬡n Alternia. S⬡ R⬡ewzi's p⬡rtrayal was actually quite sh⬡ckingly accurate. #Chairmancing #RealFansKnewThis #R⬡ewziTruthNuke #Business #Fiduspawn #Macr⬡cullsm⬡s - MC R⬡se🌹
Is this a bad time to admit I actually never played the game myself... - MC Oleana
I signed off on some things, of course. And I was assured the fictionalized version of myself was very flattering. - MC Oleana
The Chairmancer and I were necking at Diminutive Manicured Lawn Hoops and Clubs. It was a tight competition, but ultimately I came out on top. @quiXoticCosmos #CompetitiveBusiness #MyBoss #DontFireMe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94c1a11738c0.jpg - MC Oleana
I'm currently in talks about an upcoming collaboration, that I think many of you will be eXcited about. Macro Cullsmos X Sephgorea. Look forward to it. #MacroCullsmos #WatchThisSpace - MC Oleana
Ah~. I did not intend to chop Troll Jake Paul clean in half, length-wise~. But I'm afraid he forced my frond~. I quite liked his diamond-encrusted shorts, though~. Very tasteful~. #Violence #Sinfluencer #Gladiating #Gore
\ ! >< ! / Junior note! This post requires a #gore tag, so Junior added it. Please use it in the future! #consolationbadge #checkyoursettings
They're saying someone named Troll Jake Paul wants a fight with me~! Ha~! He must be an honorable man to brave a fight with the likes of Hektor Castio~! #Sinfluencer #Networking #Collaboration #EveryDayImGladiating
Watching this space. - MC R⬡se🌹
For those concerned about me trimming my squiggly, do not worry~. It grew back even more mighty than before~! Like a grand hydra~.~.~.~! ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #Suggestive #HowManyHeads~? #Heh #LetsJustSay #TheresSome
THIS IS ACTUALLY KI_D OF BEAUTIFUL. CA_'T EVE_ BE MAD.
Hark~! What is this~? Some bicep-shaped summons has floated down from the heavens~.~.~. Or perhaps just from a member of the crowd~? Oh, what a glorious occasion~! I shall bellow it from the highest peaks ~ #ImComing to #BoysNight~~~~~~! The festivities shall be legendary~! Let us feast and be merry~! Though we may enter as Boys, we shall leave~.~.~. as Men~! @caligulaAscendit https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/d9220a2c830e~.png
Salt is one of my favorite tastes~. Not only that, but it is a staple of almost any dish~. It makes me go a little cra~zy, to be honest~. I'm only satisfied when I feel those hard chunks tingle on my tongue~. When I sit back at the nutrition plank and see your look of equal contentment, belly full with the salty meal we shared between us, wiping your tunnel daintily with a napkin, and unable to speak and tell me what a good job I did, for fear that a single utterance may cause you to pop~.~.~. That's when I'm sa~tisfied~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/c5ae020df7e6~.png
Lik£, WOW!!!
>>| .i wish .i could hunger for real food .again. stupid rainbow crap... good .one by the by.
That may be the saddest thing I have ever heard~.~.~. I hope you get well soon~.
>>| .it's permanent sadly. .i .appreciate your worry, but .i still can taste the food. .i'd go for .a good steak, despite not being hungry.
My g⬡d. The technique ⬡n that salt pinch. Y⬡u sprinkle with such c⬡nfidence. Sprinkle it all ⬡ver me, Hekt⬡r. I mean sprinkle it all ⬡ver #MyDinner. - MC R⬡se🌹
With⬡ut questi⬡n. My tunnel is ready. I surrender myself t⬡ y⬡ur culinary pr⬡wess, brave knight. #ImReady #PleaseSirCasti⬡ #IveBeenG⬡⬡d #Suggestive - MC R⬡se🌹
⬡h. Right y⬡u are, ⬡leana. S⬡rry, Hekt⬡r. Perhaps s⬡me ⬡ther time. - MC R⬡se🌹
If there is glory on the other side of this hole, then I shall find it~~~~~~! #Suggestive
🜏 II liivɛ by ♱hiis ax♱ually ♅
One should always strive for glory~! And if the hole isn't large enough, make a bigger one~!
Sometimes the only way to achieve a happy ending is to expand an existing hole! This is true to medicine as well.
Could be fun for the hole as well~. This reminds me, I should schedule a checkup~.
Ha~! The naysayers said it couldn't be done~! But I never stopped believing~! First, I cured my Troll Sisyphus with a prescription from the harmacy, and now I've conquered this hill with my raging boulder~! Witness me, Hektor Castio, and all of my glory~.~.~.~.~.~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/114e605c756e~.png
@commandingAuthority Praise me~?
Oh my- That is an impressiwve feat. I did not think you wvould be able to achievwe this so quickly! You can colour me thoroughly impressed, lad!
Know this~ once you get Hektor Castio started, you can be sure he's going to finish~.
Alright~! No more fooling around~! If pushing isn't enough, I'm going to punch this boulder straight up this hill~! Give the people what they came to see~! HYAAAA~~~~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52e85933c4dc~.gif
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
This is for you, highblood~.~.~.~.~! AAAAAAA~!~!~!
bloody hell he is fistin that thing
Yes! Hekt⬡r, use R⬡ck Smash! #Chairmancing #C⬡mmands #Fiduspawn #LargeMuscularMen - MC R⬡se🌹
HAL is undergoing a system-wide update. Please stand by.
H⬡w is this g⬡ing t⬡ affect the #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s #Sp⬡ns⬡red #Gymchallenge. - MC R⬡se🌹
Projected to be on the other side of this massively life-altering unanticipated personal issue in under twenty minutes, bossman.
I would never obliterate a twink~.~.~.~.~! Unless it was by royal decree of Her Imperious Condescension herself~! Or by decree of the Dreaded Manglegement~! A little battering, pounding, tossing about, and light maiming are fair play though~. #Violence #NSFW #NSFWE #Twinkscourse #TwinkHusbandry
What was that...?? GOREGLE DOT COM HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION BEST IMPRESSIONISTS FOR HIRE RUST ORDER.
What was that...?? How do I delete a chitt. HURRY.
I w⬡uld advise all parties refrain fr⬡m the want⬡n and senseless destructi⬡n ⬡f twinks, feminine b⬡ys, twunks, ⬡r attractive y⬡ung men ⬡f vari⬡us ⬡ther n⬡menclature. Murder, despite c⬡mm⬡n belief, is N⬡T legal in Her Empire, save ⬡f c⬡urse f⬡r the time-h⬡n⬡ured practice and traditi⬡n ⬡f culling underperf⬡rming individuals ⬡f a caste bel⬡w ⬡ne's ⬡wn. Reminder that citizens ⬡f c⬡l⬡ny planet P⬡m⬡n are enc⬡uraged t⬡ cull defeated Fiduspawn rivals if c⬡ntinued strife with the l⬡ser in questi⬡n is n⬡t desired. #Chairmancing #Twinks #TwinkDeath #Fiduspawn #DuelEtiquette #ImperialPSA #Gl⬡ryT⬡TheEmpire #Girlb⬡ssMenti⬡ned #Vi⬡lence #Culling - MC R⬡se🌹
Dark times, these are. The twink economy is in shambles. - MC Oleana
Why d⬡n't we try handing these twinks a j⬡b applicati⬡n instead. #Chairmancing #Business #HiringPractices #Lurkedin #Lurkedinp⬡sting - MC R⬡se🌹
What was that...?? I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!
🜂 | 🜂 | 🜂 | Thats what im saying!!!! literally!!!! 🜂 | NO CAP!!! 🚫🧢🧢🧢🚫 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
F⬡ll⬡wed. M⬡re gainful empl⬡yment ⬡n my dashb⬡ard, please and thank y⬡u. - MC R⬡se🌹
N⬡ne. N⬡ 🧢 t⬡ be f⬡und. Thank y⬡u, Chairministrangler R⬡ewze. Such striking facial hair y⬡u have. That's a #f⬡ll⬡w fr⬡m me. #Chairmancing #Chairministrangling #RealRec⬡gnizesReal #WeMustShareAnAncest⬡r #Despite⬡urCasteDifferences #BecauseDamn #ThatHair - MC R⬡se🌹
Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp
H⬡w delici⬡us that succulent r⬡ast must be. Is what I intended t⬡ reply. Typestub slipped. - MC R⬡se🌹
I think you like my reckless disregard for health code~. I don't wash my fronds between preparation either~. I prefer them dirty~.
Well yeah that's why I'm asking 0-0 I'm hungry and curi⚣us
࣪⊹₊˚{ your fronds are what }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
The roar of an adoring crowd always gets my pusher racing~! And there is no better audience in Paradox Space than [Your Current Location]~! Am I right~~~~~~~? #Crowdwork #ApplauseBaiting
My c⬡llapsing and expanding bladder-based aquatic cardi⬡vascular ⬡rgan weighs heavy with the news pertaining t⬡ the cancellati⬡n ⬡f Ai-chan's debut. The selecti⬡n pr⬡cess f⬡r which #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s interns w⬡uld be tasked with surviving the vici⬡us ⬡nslaught ⬡f Ai-chan's pers⬡nally curated #Fiduspawn team was nearing c⬡mpleti⬡n, t⬡⬡. We at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s wish Ai-chan well in her future endeav⬡urs, and in the event that her sudden retirement is due t⬡ imminent culling as a result ⬡f perfidi⬡us behavi⬡ur c⬡ntrary t⬡ the g⬡als ⬡f ⬡ur empire, then may her suffering be minimal and her demise be swift. #Nicemancer #Chairmancing #Business #Missed⬡pp⬡rtunities #FeelLikePureChitt #JustWantHerBack #C⬡llabRuined #Sad #M⬡urning #GrievingPr⬡cess - MC R⬡se🌹
We were supposed to collab. \><,/ #FeelLikePureChitt #JustWantHerBack
You are handling this lamentable news with more grace and dignity than most trolls could, sir. Well wishes to Miss Ai-chan. - MC Oleana
While it is true that my stately and Chairmancerly demean⬡ur remains eff⬡rtlessly intact, this ⬡ne did hit me hard. I fear I must break my diet and eat my feelings, just this ⬡nce. - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ NO }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ NO NO NO NO }˚₊⊹ ࣪
My dear, sweet unicornfather, who raised me~. For the most part~. He always knew what was best, and what would make me grow strong~. On this glorious occasion that they call #LususDay, he has choosen to celebrate by reinacting my most defining wigglerhood memory, those long many sweeps ago, of when he went out to get cigarettes and didn't return until many sweeps later~. He and I share in the same spirit of wanderlust, yearning to be free, galloping across foreign lands, wind in our mane~. And his absence only makes my pusher grow fonder~. For his absence is what molded me into the troll I am today~. Few will understand our relationship, and the iron forged bond we share~. I love you, unicornfather~! There, I said it~!
Just me in the meal block tonight, kneading this decadent lump of dough~. Who said there is only pleasure in the finished product~? It's all about savoring the process~. And I do not mind a little yeast, oh no~. On the contrary, that is what gives bread its heavenly texture and taste~. Supple and spongy~. Sweet and tart~. Just how I like my women, might I add~. Give me that bun, and make it fizzy~. #Foodie #Foodspiration #Gladibaker #OhYes #ItsRising #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/5ce4d54b5ec5~.png
/#squigg𝐋ed
okay.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh #Newww.Goons #WWW.illBeThoughtGoon.ingAboutThis
#Needthat #TheBreadIMean - MC R⬡se🌹
࣪⊹₊˚{ i doughnt know how to feel about this. }*ᗣ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪