Ptolmy Kanast: Supreme Duelist
@irrefutableDecalogue
CEO Of The Kanasta Corp, Former Lost Weeaboo And Several T|me Beforus F|duspawn Champ|on. When You Stand Before Me, Put Everyth|ng On The L|ne. ( //icon credit: @legendaryLeague )
Beforan Legal Restr|cts W|ll Always Be The Bane Of My Ex|stence. What Do You Mean That Encas|ng Trolls |n G|ant Hamsters Balls That They Roll |ns|de Of To Complete Obstacle Courses |s Banned Due To Safety Concerns? |ts Pathet|c.
dont tell me those bastards banned Super Monkey Ball too
We Used To Have Underground Courses, But Due To The Demands |n Terms Of S|ze |ts S|gn|f|cantly More D|ff|cult To H|de From The Playtoons Than Other Venues Of Outlawed Duel|ng.
th1s 1s fuck1ng devastat1ng
Wh|le Some M|ght Expect Me To Say | Would Be Del|ghted By The Seem|ngly |nev|table Prospect, After All What More Worthy Opponent Can There Be Than Ptolmy Kanast? But Frankly Speak|ng, | Can Already Challenge Myself To A Duel Any Day | Please, |t's Called |mage Tra|n|ng Or T|me Tr|al. What Use |s There |n Po|ntlessly Star|ng At A M|rror? What Use |s A Younger And Weaker Vers|on Of Myself That Offers No Challenge? What Use |s An Older Vers|on Of Myself W|th Strength | Would |nev|tably Ach|eve Regardless? Merely All An Exerc|se |n Narc|ss|sm. Just Slather Your Person |n Body Butter And Take Self|es To Ogle At, You're Accompl|sh|ng The Same Th|ng.
Noth|ng Qu|te L|ke Wak|ng Up To A Parlay H|tt|ng. |ts Proof That Wh|le To The Average Fool Gambl|ng |s An Add|ct|on, But To Ptolmy Kanast, Duke Of The Derby, |t |s Noth|ng More Than Another Honed Sk|ll |n H|s Arsenal.
We should go to the casino together~~~~.
The Bracers On My Wr|sts Are For More Than Just Aesthet|c, They Actually Serve A Pract|cal Funct|on. Obv|ously When Hold|ng Cards, You Can Not Hold A Sword Or Other |mplement To Defend Oneself From Attacks. Those Bracers Serve As Means Of Emergency Defense When Fac|ng Part|cularly Fast Duel|sts. The Rest Of The F|t However? Obv|ously Because | Make |t Look Good, But That Goes W|thout Say|ng.
Ha~ha~! It is no surprise that you familiar with the art of fashionable and functional armor~! I still maintain that you could conceal a lot of weapons with those belts, though~~~~. Have you considered carrying kunai~?
Ptolmy Kanast |s Above The Need For H|dden Or Tr|ck Weaponry. Although, Kuna| Throw|ng Does Sound L|ke An Enjoyable Use Of My T|me, So Perhaps | W|ll Cons|der |t For That Reason.
You could always carry them visibly, as well~. It might add to your already considerable warrior's aura~.
They Say The Greatest Oblong Meat Product Eat|ng Contest Masters Can Surv|ve Off The Dew Of A S|ngle G|nkgo Leaf And The Energy Of The Un|verse For Per|gees At A T|me. As A Champ|on |n That Arena, | Can Conf|rm Th|s To Be True.
When Play|ng Ranked |n A Team Based Game Remember One Th|ng: Trust |n Others |s Noth|ng But A Path To The Grave.
1v11 every de★dlock g★me.
Those Fools Who Call Themselves Your "all|es" Are Merely Paras|tes That Steal Your Farm, Then Fa|l To Make Any Plays Or Protect A Tower. | Always Assume |ncompetence And On Occas|on Get Pleasantly Surpr|sed.
The H|erarchy Of Power |n The Compet|t|ve Freeze Tag Metagame Has Changed Forever.
X What does this mean? x
it means the hierarchie of power in the competitive freeze tag metagame has changed forever i think
What Does |t Mean To Be A Freeze Tagger? |t Means To Crush Your Enem|es. Gr|nd The|r Bones |nto D|rt. Make Them Regret Ever Be|ng Born. Compet|t|ve Freeze Tag |s Not For The Weak. V|ctory |s Hard Fought For |chor, And Only One May Dr|nk |t Wh|le The Worthless Scum Shr|vel Up |nto Des|ccated Husks.
Troll Seto Ka|ba Has Served Me Well On Th|s Prof|le, But | Suppose An Actual P|cture Of Me Would Be Prudent, Mostly For The Sake Of Not Confus|ng The Addled Peons That M|stook Me For H|m. But, |n Honor Of The Good Work Th|s |mage Has Done, | W|ll Post |t One Last T|me.
Good on you, lad~. No reason to hide a face like yours~~~.
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This is such a flattering photo of him~~~~. I wonder if he has a rival~.
What~? No you're not~.
@irrefutableDecalogue Is this true~?
To Be My R|val |mpl|es They Are On My Level, But The Future K|ng Of Games Stands At The P|nnacle And Runn|t Has Yet To D|splay True Sk|ll To Challenge Me. We Can See How | Assess H|s Duel|st Soul After Our |nev|table Rematch |n Off Brand Monopoly.
Room for one more in your game~?
But Of Course.
Another Day, Another V|ctory For The Future K|ng Of Games. These Pruny Fools Fa|led To Real|ze The Powers | Possess |n Shuffleboard And W|ll Now L|ve W|th The Hum|l|at|on Of Complete, Utter Defeat.
pruny
ptomlly is there even ONE game in which you do not reign supreme
You Speak To The Future K|ng Of Games, There |s No Game That Escapes My Not|ce.
you the king of video games too? fighting games? id be willing to get my ass beat in a video game by The King of Games
| Have Been Deeply Cons|der|ng Gett|ng Some Duel Luc| Themed N|nja M|n|ons. Throw|ng Cards L|ke Shur|ken |s Themat|c For Kanasta Corp Purposes, But Where To F|nd Decent Goons |n Th|s Era?
The Common Tongue Of Trolls Has Degraded.
no i mean i literally dont know what those words mean put in that sequence also whether or not luci is a real word
Duel Luc| |s A Card Game |n Wh|ch You Summon Creatures, Otherw|se Known As Lus|| Or Lusus, |n Comb|nat|on W|th Trap And Spell Cards. Why Lus|| |s M|sspelled |n The T|tle Of The Game |s A P|ece Of Lengthy Tr|v|a | Have No Des|re To Extrapolate On |n A Ch|ttr Post.
see was that so hard so its like what is it uh fiduspawn plus magic the gathering
After M|nor Troogl|ng, The More Su|table Human Equ|valent Would Be Yu-g|-oh. Be Grateful That The Future K|ng Of Games, Ptolmy Kanast Spared The Effort To Educate You On Such V|tal Knowledge.
totally honored practically kneeling down to shine your shoes and everything
POINT OF ORDER! i'd recommend @goombaGooselikely for most goon-based needs on this platform. of the many henchmen & goons i've worked with in my time, these two are simply some of the best
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| Assumed Beforus Would Be Outs|de The Serv|ce Range Of The Greater Galat|c Goon|on, |ts An |ncred|bly Dull Planet. | W|ll S|mply Crush The Var|ous "heroes" And R|val Corporat|ons That Challenge Me And Send Them To The Depths Of Tartarus Myself.
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Surpass|ng My Expectat|ons, F|ght N|ght Had A Truly Worthy Opponent Wa|t|ng For Me |n Syl|nk. Ever S|nce Ga|n|ng My Current Power, Th|s Draw |s The Closest | Have Ever Gotten To Los|ng A Proper D|rect Battle. | Can Tell Ne|ther Of Us Used Our Greatest Trump Cards, But | Have Hopes We Can Show More Of Our Ab|l|t|es |n A Future Rematch, So |t Seems | W|ll Attempt To Attend Future #f|ghtn|ght Events.
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Ptolmy's skill is clearly such that it doesn't even require his full focus to crush his competition~.
That's right~. Say the magic words and I will #Come~~~~.
Don't be like that, darling~. Let's not fight on Ptolmy's post~.
| Won, But You Suff|c|ently D|stracted Me From Attempt|ng To Rageba|t The Guy |nto Attack|ng Me W|th A Cha|nsaw. A Once |n A L|fet|me Opportun|ty, Now Scattered To The W|nds Due To Your |d|ocy.
| Have H|gh Doubts You Have Anyth|ng Close To An Appeal|ng Challenge |n You Runn|t.
| Can't Help But Not|ce Endless Post|ng Regard|ng "v|rtue" From A Personal|ty Test. There Should Be No Doubt That |n The Pusher Of The Prem|ere Duel|st, What Sh|nes Br|ghtest |s A Lust For Confl|ct. Some May Call That A S|n, But The Future K|ng Of Games |s Not Bound By The Standards Of Fools.
As The Champ|on Duel|st | Prefer To Stand Alone. | Do Not Use Words L|ke "fr|end" L|ghtly. So A Heads Up, As Fa|r Warn|ng, | W|ll Almost Always Wa|t For The Opt|mal Aura Farm Moment When Ass|st|ng People. |f You're Gett|ng Stomped |nto A F|ne Paste By A Guy Tw|ce Your S|ze, That |s Your Fault, And Th|s Has Now Become An Opportun|ty For The Future K|ng Of Games To Ascend Ever H|gher.
I wouldn't let just any man farm off my fertile fields~. But for you, my friend, I wouldn't hesitate~.
Anonymous Asked: Are You A H|gh Value Male? They W|ll F|nd Your Cadaver Extruded From A Ch|ldren's Play-doh Pasta Maker Toy Set.
Looking sh★rp.
Ptolmy, my good lad~! Is this you~?
Correct Hektor. Do You See The F|t?
You promised belts and you did not disappoint~! You could conceal so many daggers in these vestments~~~~~!
| Have Some Freet|me Before | Commence My Search For The M|llenn|um Juju. You Are |nv|ted To Quest|on The Champ|on Duel|st To Eat Up Some T|me.
He|ght? What About |t? Ptolmy Kanast W|ll Always Be Reach|ng Ever Greater He|ghts, And H|s R|vals W|ll Always Be Look|ng Up To H|m On The|r Knees, L|ke The Wh|mper|ng Barkbeasts They Are.
⦓ #suggestive or #threatening? ﴾I can't believe I've had to ask this twice in less than half an hour﴿ ⦔
The Only Th|ng | Ever Suggest, |s Surrender|ng To The M|ght Of The Future K|ng Of Games.
⦓ I see! Alright! ⦔
⦓ But if everyone just surrenders, then the games won't be as fun... ⦔
That |s True, But |t Saves Me The T|me Of N|ght |f The L|mpwr|sted Dorks G|ve Up Early So The Real Duel|sts Can Play R|ght Out The Gate. | Face All That Have The Guts To Oppose Me, But | Seek Challenge.
⦓ Haha, very fair! I suppose that is correct enough. Well, enjoy your games, then! I hope you find great challengers to face. ⦔
Noth|ng Qu|te L|ke D|scover|ng A New World To Conquer. Troll Alexander The Great Was A Fool, For Had He S|mply D|scovered Games, He Would Have No Reason To Weep.