♠ hated by @irrefutableDecalogue
Confllict and blloodshed are a tooll, not a goall. Blloodshed without cause is merelly the wanton llashing out of grubbish foolls who desire to feell important. Every llast llife taken by my steell was taken by a greater necessity, every drop of bllood watered the soill for a harvest I never sought to reap. You may pllay your games and sports and bellieve that it makes you better than me. Perhaps you will understand the immaturity of thy words when you have been dead for as llong as I. Untill then, kick and scream in the dusty remains of your ambitions as they crumblle through your fingers.
/yeh but u read it 2 so ur 𝐋ike the 𝐋i𝐋 dippy to my big dippy 𝐋mfao
♡> okay whatever supreme droolist.
/.spelled.jumanji.wrong.\ \.also.i.could,i,could,just,not,play,my.turn.and.sit.on.my.hands.easy.the.entire.time./
/.well.it.was.kinda.shit,and,so,was,its,sequel,\ \.i.preferred.zathura./
-- PINNED POST -- You are THE LUNARCH, and you are the uncontested CHAMPION CULLTAKER of Beforan Ethically Subjugated Entity 41014. Mostly because that's KIND OF A THING YOU TRAILBLAZED YOURSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Some trolls like to tell you that CULLING YOUR BELOVED LESSERS is not inherently an Imperial Assignment, and to that you say COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG, BROTATO CHIP. COME TO MY CRANIAL STEM OF THE WOODS AND SEE IF YOU DON'T END UP CULLCHOW. You were practically still in your larval molt when you achieved your wildest dreams of GLOBAL FIDUSPAWN CHAMPIONSHIP. In fact, your status as a COMMODIFIED BEAST ZEALOT shot your wriggler ass straight up the rankings of LUCKY ELITE AGENTS designated worthy of leaving your home planet for the POMON COLONY CLUSTER- the home of the FIDUSPAWN, where they are carefully biomanufactured for WALLET-DEFYING SHOWMANSHIP AND FESTIVITY. 41014 is the TROPICAL SHINING JEWEL of this miniature paradise (within the larger and MOST UNIMPEACHABLE BEFORAN UTOPIA of course) and alongside your beloved STARBAT LUSUS and your MILITARY GRADE FIDUSPAWN, you defend 41014 and its troll inhabitants from INTERDIMENSIONAL HORRORS BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. You also HOST TOURNAMENTS on the hiveturf in search of BEFORUS' BEST AND BRIGHTEST TRAINERS, and have remained PRETTY FUCKING FAMOUS for bringing the beatdown on and off the battlefield. Frankly, you don't remember or care how the hell they did things before you showed up, because they're FUCKIN' WITH THE BIG BEASTS NOW. It is rare that a purple such as yourself reach a caliber of excellence that they are permitted to oversee more than a small handful of warmerbloods, but you are nothing if not a RECORD-BUSTING MONSTER in all aspects of life. Each of the terrestrial-dwelling inhabitants of 41014 lives, works hard, and PARTIES HARDER under your DOTING STEWARDSHIP. In exchange for your UTTER DEVOTION and INTERPLANETARY CELEBRITY SPONSORSHIP, it seems like a pretty low toll to demand your faithful underlings LOVE, SUPPORT AND TRUST YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. What will you do?
I aam so incredibly bored aand I caannot even sleep aanymore, even if I waanted to... AAn incredibly frustraating experience, I must saay
/disp𝐋ay deez gnuts
/just saw ur pic of urse𝐋f on god bro we gotta get u off beforus idc wut the hoes r saying tht shi cannot b a gud p𝐋anet if they r 𝐋etting u fucc ur shit up 𝐋ike that 𝐋mfaoooooooooooo te𝐋𝐋ing the barberarian 2 jus fucc ur shit up pronto 𝐋mfao
That's the spirit~! If you need to roll up some extra muscle, I know a chap who'd be happy to enlarge your ball for you~~~.
He hated that because he's inadequate. Everyone has performance anxiety. Except for me, of course.
Well, I hope you don't let that throw you off your game. I would never falter at that information, obviously because I'm the smartest person alive. Intimidate them by stating something else; overpower them.
I would be honored to fight side-by-side with such a skilled duelist as yourself, Ptolmy~! Imagine~~~ the whole galaxy would be ours for the taking~! The scars we would leave on beasts and game tables alike~.
/*agree /mf dont proofread 𝐋mfaooooo
/a𝐋rite chuds here's my mega diss b sure 2 boot this up on soundshroud 𝐋ater 🔥🔥 we fr fr getting outta the hiveb𝐋ock w this 🔥🔥 @irrefutab𝐋edeca𝐋ogue /its ur boi /runnit /in the c𝐋ub /spendin caegars /by the hunnit /watch me 𝐋ine up a𝐋𝐋 my haters 𝐋ike these quackbeasts in a row /ca𝐋𝐋 me superman n 𝐋ouis the way i make this bitch my hoe /ha𝐋berd in the cupe n u kno my games i'm gnna throw /now u catch these prongs u fuccin dogs n watch how 𝐋ow i go /i'm 𝐋ike a spiritua𝐋 𝐋yricist the way i pwn the master of the cards /pto𝐋my's 𝐋ike my fuccin beats when he speaks to me /rock hard /got no swag or drip to fuccin rip but in the ring i 𝐋eave him scarred /n it isn't tuff cuz this dude's sus burnt bad enuff /strate charred /i b runnin circ𝐋es around this dude jus 𝐋apping him on the dai𝐋y /n 𝐋owk i'𝐋𝐋 say it the kaiba haircut's fuccin crazy /ur posting ur most n 𝐋owk it's straight up f𝐋oppin /ur 𝐋ike a rite prong man /w ur rite hand banned /si𝐋𝐋y rabbit best get hoppin
/copepost fr
Ptolmy Kanast, you are a man after my own pusher~. There are few things I enjoy more than a good story over food and drink~~~~~.
/dude is 𝐋arping as kaiba n 𝐋osing at games bro u gotta b put down fr 𝐋maoooo 𝐋arp 𝐋arp sahur
/ggez
/won monopo𝐋y shit was ez
I hold you in great esteem as well, Ptolmy Kanast: Champion Duelist~!
/u 𝐋owk take shit he𝐋𝐋a serious twin ur kinda a chud
/u can't use smite on champs 𝐋arper 𝐋o𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋
/ah u mad
/the shit pto𝐋my kanast is cooking fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/997d29ea8b81.jpg
·༻⊱I ⩊as in anot♄εr duεl and ⩊as bεstεd, but it's a goal to gεt strongεr and bεttεr to rε-c♄allεngε t♄εm. A rεmindεr: I must rεmain ♄umblε no mattεr ♄o⩊ many ⩊ins.⊰༺·
/dude is trying to f𝐋ex w aure𝐋ion so𝐋 💀💀💀 the skies descend on ur ass get this dude outta here bro
/u gotta get some bitches bro.
·༻⊱O♄, man. You'rε al⩊ays ⩊εlcomε to ♄avε a rεmatc♄. You ⩊εrε vεry skillεd. I look for⩊ard to duεling you again!⊰༺·
·༻⊱I just battlεd t♄is tεal guy in a duεl, and ♄ε lost. ♄ε sεεmεd rεally upsεt... I ♄opε ♄ε's okay!⊰༺·
Ïf mönöpöly wërë hölÿ ït wöüldn't hävë thë töp hät pïëcë.
Ï äctüälly önly chëät ïn mönöpöly änd ït's nöt my fäült bëcäüsë yöü cän't püt ä bünch öf mönëy löökïng päpër ïn frönt öf më änd nöt ëxpëct tö stëäl sömë.
Y▣ur ▣utl▣▣k has already been tainted. When y▣u hatch y▣ur fiduspawn, d▣ y▣u smile as they g▣re each ▣ther? When y▣u raise it fr▣m incubati▣n t▣ its inevitable demise, can y▣u hear the way it suffers f▣r y▣u, just the same as y▣ur cust▣dian?▾ I kn▣w the TRUTH. Y▣ur pusher is tainted with evil.▾
In truth I have no interest. I have more domestic things to keep my attention over bullge-measuring contests with the arrogant.