The Baronair
@paleHighblood
HEAd of PinniP's oil reserves ANd the toP emPloyer of LOWBLOOdS on Beforus | Current Project: Royal Flush Host Club ANd Bar
Office yaoi where— ahhhhh forget it.
!These cybertronian Politics are no joke!
I am watching Scuttle Buggies in dISGUISE angst just so I can feel something yet again. My yaoi. My yaoi. Please grant me a yaoi that will force me to become someone new.
He's acting like I'm not a dIETYdAMN Professional.
-Pleeeeasseejhhheeemm mmy Baronairb I would never mmean it sir ※ NOTE : I'mm sorryyyyyyyy".'6yyy One mmoirail for LIFE you know this sirr
Are my conversations with the Annalist that enriching to warrant multiPle reactions from newcomers
Ahemeha. For this 6th Perigree I think we are all aware of what it entails ANd what can be EXPECTEd of a comPany truly with the times ANd wanting to give back to the community. So this 6th Perigree, dRUMROLL Please, PinniP Refineries will only be dOING business with those in the LGBTQA+ community or those in suPPort of it. Non-believers NEEd not aPPly. Vicious PRIdE everytroll.
➡️I need my sedative.➡️ ➡️I need it ground up in a yogurt cup and fed to me slowly.➡️ ➡️Medicully necessary.➡️
➡️Cold cupe for Meansteep, warm plank for Writeneat Anna.➡️
$orry i ignored thi$ for 3+ hour$ i read it but the word$ rolled $traight into the va$t expan$e behind my eyeball$ with no ¢omprehen$ion atta¢hed i have no idea what you $aid to me ba$i¢ally
no i'm pretty $ure it'$ my fault dude you're ju$t talking
➡️Affirmations➡️ ➡️He calls you Anna because he likes you.➡️ ➡️It is okay to take your tasks slow, the report will be there in a few months when you are done with it.➡️ ➡️It is okay for him to lose the key.➡️ ➡️You like it when he loses the key.➡️ ➡️You are not responsible with your unhindered fondlepalms anyway.➡️
I like you, guy.
Yep. We're #friends. So are you like often all stocked up like that?
➡️When I need to decompress.➡️ ➡️Which is all of the time.➡️
The stocks help you relax? Man, you must really love stocks and bonds.
1s 1t @postRetrofutur1sm at all, just cur1ous tho, lmk 1f 1m wrong
➡️No.➡️ ➡️I have not CC'd you on any prior interaction within this thread, so you have thusly removed the context for which my tactical funnytag was humorously deployed.➡️ ➡️Casper is my friend, the low s-bar of your best cubicle companion is easily stepped over. I'll hold it still so that everyone can do that. It is okay. I will be patient. I am waiting. Everyone come over.➡️ ➡️Okay.➡️ ➡️I see him in magazines. I may even recall his premolt name if I think hard.➡️ ➡️I am not paid for that.➡️ ➡️I am eagerly awaiting collaboration between RetroCo and Pinnip Reserves.➡️ ➡️He employs a lot of cusps, you know.➡️ ➡️He should file his cull order here.➡️
ok
CONCERNEd my alternate self may be of similar bum Potential to my dESCENdANT. Much to worry about.
Fuck I want to see that
well now look whos crawl1ng back
https://msparp.chat/ucedestorment oh no who put that there on my d1g1tal cl1pboard
b1g com1ng from the guy cla1m1ng to have "grown out of that urge" and be "much too busy ANd Pass1ve to show 1nterest 1n v1olence l1ke that"
youre so r1ght! one of these days someone not pathet1c as hell w1ll come along 1 can feel 1t. keep those gander bulbs on the #tormentnexus space 1n the meant1me :)
ANNOUNCEMENT: I forgive you baby, squeak squeakers squeak (:F Let's go hive. @accedenceManaged
- Squeak squeak, thank you, sir. I mmean, babe. I mmean, mmay I take these ears off now? ;-) - Your boundless mmercy towards the immpotent and wretched ammazes mme as always. I amm honestly the luckiest troll to be aLive. LOL!
About 27 more minutes ANd I will dECIdE whether he SHOULd be forgiven
➡️They have fashioned several extreme measures to ensure I do not wind my prying nubs into my premature whites and pull them out by the root because of my incongruous stress factors.➡️ ➡️Sidespreader: He should be retitled to The Lapchair. Posted from my Lapchair.➡️
➡️Perpendicular lines indicate a maximum-efficiency relationship.➡️
➡️We are practically one business-panned individual. Am I your squirming friend?➡️
OPening tentative aPPlications for a new, LESS HACKY, moirail. Inquire within.
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING STUPId WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE ARENT LEAVING OUR BEST MOIRAIL EVER WHAT THE FUCK -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH. TO CELEBRATE, I WILL BE PAINTING MY POWERFUL BODY IN THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW. FEAR NOT, MY PAINTS THESE DAYS ARE NOT DERIVED FROM BLOOD. I PURCHASED SEVERAL SHADES FROM THE HARDWARE STORE.
hell yeah!!
#charactergr9wth #pride #6l99dmenti9n
what about donated blood
Aw my Poor moirail is having one of his iconic Panic attacks where he wheezes until he barfs, let me go blow my TRAdEMARK cigar smoke in his face to helP soothe him
- Aughhhugghh mmmmffdkkdk mmaaauhhghhaka
➡️Mister Best Friend will continue accepting applications for his next prospective endeavor.➡️ ➡️Deposit all interest into this form.➡️ ➡️I get to watch the entry number go up.➡️ ➡️So riveting.➡️ ➡️https://forms.gle/7cezQQskBzMcnQVb9➡️
- Thank goodness you're the one Handling this. I have somme Business to take care of at the betting window. ;-)
- How about this: if Alternian Pharoah places in tonight's first race at Friendhugger Park, I'll consider pulling somme strings to get you somme timme off.* ※ NOTE: *Somme restrictions mmay apply. ;-)
➡️I am so excited.➡️ ➡️The only thing more chained than the unreleased hoofbeasts will be➡️ ➡️No➡️ ➡️I shan't say.➡️
- No. You can keep going. ※ TIP: In fact, it would be detrimmental to our Workplace Rapport if you stopped short now. Let's try to be Contributors when it commes to the social climmate of our office. And not takers. c3<
➡️I am requesting mediary council allow me to remove mentions of my Baron-ordained decompression time from official and unofficial transcripts.➡️ ➡️The detriment is making me shake.➡️ ➡️Our public image.➡️ ➡️Your best desk friend trembles in the face of your mercy, do you show him an ounce of pity?➡️ ➡️Do you tighten the closeness of his lead?➡️ ➡️Hhhh.➡️
※ NOTICE: Request for errata sheet overruled. Sorry, deskbro. Per mme, we're going to be sending that one to the secondary mmediaries for interstitial pre-mmediatory review. - Let's face it. Don't you think it'd seemm far mmore detrimmental to our commpany rep and mmorale if you *DIDN'T* spit it out? You'd be mmaking it seemm a lot like you didn't want to comme and place these boxed trifecta bets with mme. ※ PRO-TIP: Mercy is irrelevant here. Being a Teamm-Player? That's crucial.
➡️I am becoming stressed out.➡️ ➡️I am needing decompression time.➡️ ➡️I am always prone to betting on losing hoofbeasts, I am not good at it, just as I am not good at spitting out what it is that I vitally do to calm my nerves within the office.➡️ ➡️Our mutual boss might disapprove.➡️ ➡️I need to be placed nub-first in the pillary.➡️ ➡️The stocks.➡️ ➡️Your very best office friend is wishing you his best.➡️
- Listen, cubicle commrade. Just write it on a sticky note and bring it over, or sommething. I'mm sure you have all commpletely normmal hobbies and pastimmes. - And I can show you which hoofbeasts to bet on, anyways. You know, just until you get the hang of it enough to immpress our polyploying purple puba. ※ PROPOSAL: C'mmmmmmmmmmmmooooooon. Comme to Sillystrife Park with mme.
Announcing the starting hosts for the Royal Flush Host Bar: @archangelsTerrarium @assistMint @cresciveAbyss CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR CHARMING HOSTS! Those INTERESTEd in still applying can FINd the aPPlication here https://forms.gle/46qKjVapfyMt5cGv9
i thought i applied solely as an investor... it appears a nnistake has been nnade. nevertheless, i ann not a troll to shirk nny duty. it uuill be nny honor to accept.
⊹₊˚{ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
- Oh, wow! I actually got the Job. Hahaha. Ok 😀 I didn't think I'd actually
I look forward to a bountiful partnership between us, of €ourse.
- Oh, haha. You think so? 😆😆 You're not just saying that because I look like... umm... 🤣
FANTASTIC NEWS, OUR FIRST BATCH OF HOSTS HAS BEEN dECIdEd RESULTS WILL BE POSTEd POSTHASTE