The Baronair
@paleHighblood
HEAd of PinniP's oil reserves ANd the toP emPloyer of LOWBLOOdS on Beforus | Current Project: Royal Flush Host Club ANd Bar
When my moirail is in one of his "MOOdS" he likes to Pour SCALdING hot CONGEALEd ANd PASTEURIZEd muscle beast milk with miniature green foliage on my laP to get a reaction out of me. I never give it to him unless he's been GOOd but it's sweet that he still tries. #abuse #mutualpalegreement
- I see. So mmy attemmpts at affection aren't good enough for you then. I thought you liked being "palebaited." Well. Shamme on mme. I suppose I was wrong. ※ NOTICE: I will be discontinuing all scheduled and autommatically shipped orders of the mminiature flora, by the way. I don't expect that we'll need it anymmore.
※ URGENT NOTICE: Do *not* call it a pitch fit. If I were vacillating for you right now, you'd be able to tell. ※ ADDENDUM: And your prongsies are cold.
- On the [[lovely]] lounge plank? You're kidding. Haha. You *mmust* be joking, sir. Because weren't you recently aggravated to the point of nearly straining your chitin off fromm having to get that samme living block set re-upholstered? Fromm the previous applications of mmisplaced sopor, mmind you? - Don't mmind mme, though. Your infallibly unswerving, for somme [[friendly]] reason, Assister Helpmmeet will devote his mmorning to cleaning up yet another mmess. With a smmile, no less. ※ INFORMAL SIDEBAR: You know, it's actually kind of FUN for mme to do this. It remminds mme of when I used to have a Life, with things they'd actually let mme DO and Handle on mmy own. That way it was before you all let themm cull a capable, Working mman, of course. So by all mmeans, keep the slimme flowing! It's NOSTALGIC for mme. :-|
Venturing into hostile territory. #FeltOpening
coming? maam i live here! there would be no way i wouldnt be here hehehe
H m m m m m
:o) Miss Helilo is my protege. :o) She and I are...very close.
kurlyyyyyyyyyy >////> but yea hes my teacher in my learning of stuff in the felt!!! hes a good teacher hehe
honk. YOU NEED MORE GUYS THAN THAT TO PULL ME OUT OF THOSE BISCUITS. i mean nice dress.
pRETTY!
swweet gleamin hope
Lovely dress, miss Crocker. Only you could pull it off. ::::)
😳 D*MN g1rl... that cake of yours 1s absurd...
Moirail FOUNd the manifesto, fuuuuuuuuuck.
The what now
OHHH Thanks. I was confused and scared.
Will you pet my hair?
Snf... Yes please
Okay! Yay!
dESCENdANT came by tonight signing shit like "?can i borrow 300 caegar?" !!!hell no little grub!!! I dId not slurry you into a bucket just so you can PumP iron all night anD beg for money after. Get a job. ANd MIMING THE GOLdBLOOd GIRLS FOR CAEGIES ON THE SIdE OF THE SCUTTLEBUGGY LANE dOES NOT COUNT.
SUBJUGATE OTHERS.
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NO.
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@accedenceManaged ?dO you ever miss how I was Pre-molt?
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby to behave like size was never the most important part. The X-Factor is through chuckleconditioning. Lowbloods, office cullployees, moirails with poor stress management, cullployee host bar applicants, and whatever the Annalist is doing near the desk are all part of the field around it. Try being told to get on the desk near this bulge. You will probably feel better and worse. There's almost a radiating warmth from it. As bleak as this troll can be at times, it makes my pan feel better just communing with it. His bulge is not overly large. That is probably why it has developed an entire office around itself. Cigar smoke. Scotch. Cold slime. Petroleum residue. Expensive chair leather. Stress-sweat. A little panic. Old money pretending it is comfort. It smells like a cigar lounge built inside a recuperacoon, and I regret how much that explains. Taste is bitter smoke, dark sugar, salt, and something medicinal from the cigars. Texture is smooth, warm, and more responsive than the measurements deserve. There is no severe ridge profile, no dramatic purpleblood overdevelopment, no historic caste nightmare hiding under the desk. The underside is sensitive enough to explain the bossiness. Not justify it. Explain. The Baronair is ideal for anyone trying to experience Beforan highblood workplace meionics without being physically overwhelmed. Small. Bossy. Desk-certified. Huskboard-adjacent. Better in a lap than in a joust. Palind Pinnip is for communing. The Baronair is for being managed.꧂
꧁no. iwasachud palind wasnt there꧂
~I'll f~Orgive y~Ou this time since y~Ou're in mO~urning, but watch yO~urself~
※ OFFICIAL NOTICE: Co-signed on all fronts. - Interested in learning mmore? ;-) <> c3< #HandyProTips
꧁What does this mmean?꧂
- I'mm co-signing your rating. This has been officially co-signed. ※ POST-SCRIPT: I hope this Helps to clarify.
i dONT have a mirror on Prong but i will dO my best -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
~Gdi ~Okay all is f~Orgiven y~Ou're funny~
my charming Personality gains me yet another FRIENd [:f -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
~Literally true~
Smek smek... Someone has been using my WORDS. Hrm...
I miss that bustyCumchew woman .... I'm Positive that wasn't her name but my cullployee dECIdEd to flush my contact book dOWN the LOAd gaPer ANd I can't make Pans or tails of the names in it now. #nsfw
I thought the cigarette was SUPPOSEd to signify ... Hrm...
One must ask themselves: what is my purpy?
Dare - ask what th-s means?
It was a silly reference to a typo that another user had made. Nothing more.
ACId rain just took out my emPloyee of the wiPe fuuuuck ?Who's looking for a Promotion?
dEAR LORd all i want in the new WORLd is a THUNdERdOME Please grant me a THUNdERdOME in my new PARAdISE Please Please Please I've been so go- I've been so loyal.
Grrrrhhh just make it to the reset Barry just make it to the reset.
If I may griPe for a moment it is frankly quite irksome when my one client dECIdES to bring his WARd to meetings ANd business nutrition PERIOdS, she will not stoP kicking my shin below the table ANd then going "ow!!" LIKE IM THE ONE KICKING HER. CEASE THAT.
I WOULd never let my dESCENdANT talk such a way to me. Thank the heavens he took that STUPId oathe of silence.
Guhgle show me toP ten scuttle buggy crashes, close uPs version.
This is kinda why I fuck with you, Baronair
Cigar. Scotch. Buxom babes. LaPwarmer. It is a truly WONdDERFUL evening, tonight.
best night of my life right now
Is anyone aware of a non-staining METHOd to remove glacial musclebeast SLUdGE PROdUCT from clothing. @achromaticCrusade ANd I are currently in the throes of trying to clean off her shirt but the ice cream keePs dRIPPING ANd I can only run my tastemuscle over her bountiful hills so fast before a new dRIBBLE threatens to stain her shirt. #suggestive ? #itsjusttwoPurPlesbeingBUdS
DO YOU THI_K IT WOULD HELP IF I TOOK MY SHIЯRT OFF???