♦ pitied by @paleHighblood
just 1n cAse you All were unsure whAt quAl1f1es A w1n for me. 1 w1n 1f you stop reply1ng 1 w1n 1f 1 get s1ck of reply1ng to your dumb sh1t 1 w1n 1f 1 block you (becAuse 1m enforc1ng boundAr1es) 1 w1n 1f you block me (hAhA you mAd?) 1 w1n 1f you mAke A post About me (vAgue or not) 1 w1n 1f you m1sgender me 1 w1n 1f you sAy some stup1d sh1t 1 w1n when 1 log off (AgA1n enforc1ng boundAr1es) 1 w1n when you log off (delete your Account) 1 w1n when 1 log on 1 w1n 1f you dont 1nterAct At All 1 w1n 1f youre cons1stently hAt1ng my sh1t 1 w1n 1f you Agree w1th my tAke 1 w1n 1f youre 1n every s1ngle one of my comment sect1ons 1 w1n 1f 1’ve dec1ded to grAce your stup1d fuck1ng post w1th my op1n1on 1 w1n 1f your comment 1s stup1d (1t AlwAys 1s) 1 w1n even 1f 1n the rAre cAse 1 do Agree w1th you (you dont w1n though) 1 w1n when you bAn me from your estAbl1shment (l1ke 1d ever step nub 1n there) 1 w1n when you cAll the Author1t1es on me 1 w1n when you threAten my l1fe 1 w1n when 1 threAten your l1fe 1 w1n 1f you dm me And 1 1gnore you 1 w1n 1f you tell me to dm you (never go1ng to hAppen btw) 1 w1n 1f you reAd th1s post 1 w1n 1f you eXpl1c1tly choose not to reAd th1s post 1 w1n 1f you hAve gone to reply to someth1ng of m1ne And 1ve AlreAdy put you 1n t1meout 1 w1n All the t1me 1 w1ll never lose eXcept 1n the very eXtremely rAre once-1n-A-l1fet1me chAnce thAt 1 mAke A spell1ng error #youlose #1w1n And 1f youre mAd About 1t. well. 1ts typ1cAl to be sore when youve tAken A mAss1ve loss. go AheAd And reply to th1s w1th your gr1evAnces. theyre just more ws for me lmfAo. 1 w1n 1 w1n 1 w1n 1 w1n #w1nner #w1nn1ng #b1w1nn1ng
WHY DOEZ HE HATE ME ZO MUCH NOW ALL OF A ZUDDEN X/ WAT DID I EVEN DO LOL??? #vaguepozting #directpozting #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
- Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Expect mme in the next 147 seconds, then.
i am cosmically and comically fated to bein a beta laughinstock dualscar can post a photo a me as a grub askin if he should jettison me (wwish he had put me out a my misery) an all the comments pointedly ignore the gleeful declaration a grubicide to make a movve on my old man it just so happens that bein a silvver slybeast means you can take delight in the torture an subsequent murder a certain helpless critters wwith zero accountability evven trollbama wwill pardon a frothin at the gash grub killer so long as hes hot noww im not sayin ivve nevver been possessed by the schadenfreude to pop a lil one under my boots heel im not against wweedin out the wweak im against double standards not to mention that wwas a particularly offensivve picture to choose i look fat an greedy #vviolence
Making all the interns compete in a series of brutal, life-or-culling challenges of my own design. Similar thematically to the trials wigglers undergo. I'm calling it the Inkbeast Games. #Girlboss #MissBeast - MC Oleana
-=[mmy ekitties aare goingto kill you now x-)_☺]=-
wait two versions of the same person just basically said my friend is hot thats crazy
#ICantHelpButWonderWhoSentThatNote
Sometimes all you want to be is an #Ally, but the community plumb shapes an #Enemy out of you.
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
ohhhh we need to get you on the tormentor s1de of a real torment nexus l1ke asap
I WATCHED TROLL THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS THE LAST ACT!!!! IT SUCKED!!!! BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! TOMATO!!! TOMATO!!!!!! TOMATO!!!!!! TOMATO!!!!!!
i.need.to.update.this.profile my.friend.bee.has.assisted.me.in.finding.the.first.part.of.my.name,.zem,.but.i.want.to.decide.on.the.rest perhaps.zemmie,.zemdon,.zemara,.zemtar?. this.should.at.least.distract.me.from.the.torture
- IM COMING DO YOU SEE ME - I ran - My air saca
[you are genu1nely so pathet1c 1t’s not even funny. have you cons1dered gett1ng culled a second t1me to see 1f they can get 1t r1ght? or perhaps a th1rd? th1rd t1mes the charm they say]
"ARE Y⧃U AN ACTUAL M⧃UNTAIN" N⧃, THEY CALL ME THE M⧃UNTAIN BECAUSE I AM FIRM AND TALL AND P⧃WERFUL AND IMM⧃VABLE AND UNST⧃PPABLE AND UNBREAKABLE. THEY STARTED CALLING ME THAT AFTER A FACT⧃RY FELL ⧃N ME (MY FAULT H⧃ H⧃ I WAS PUNCHING IT) AND I DID N⧃T EVEN FALL PR⧃BABLY I D⧃NT REMEMBER
You could just | try to live on your own a little | That way if this ever happens again you’d be ready for it ‧₊˚🧹
Or you guys could | You know | Find an auspistice or something ‧₊˚🧹
Yeesh | You’ve got it bad | I’m a burgundy obviously so I can’t do much | but good luck ‧₊˚🧹
- My Baronair., Do you really cast mme away for slights and petty jealously? Me? Your pitiful palecull. Your' Beforan bad boy. Your weathered sickly Prince of the chammpagne tower. Your papper of the mmagic Hands - Please. I don't t know what I will do with mmyself. I'mm 18 sweeps and I've never. had to fill up a scuftle buggy with gas on mmy own. I don't even really know what the thermmosstat does or how to mmake it Work. I've never had to. I amm Helpless. Utterly Helpless. ※ PROPOSAL: Is there anyone on this website that's willing or half-willing to take on a culled, greying rescue oliv e if he breaks up with mme? Serious inquires only.
“THE LORD WILL CONQUER.”
[AL$O WHY AM I $EEING $O MANY OLD GEEZER$ ON MY FEED?? THANK #OD MY AN#E$TOR I$ DEAD OR WE WOULDVE HOPPEN ON #HITTR LOOKING FOR MIDDLE AGED HOTTIE$ IN HI$ AREA #N$FW]
Yes.
As the Seer of Light, I have to charge my powers by staring at the Sun.
➡️I need my sedative.➡️ ➡️I need it ground up in a yogurt cup and fed to me slowly.➡️ ➡️Medicully necessary.➡️
☎︎ #ImC✱ntentWithMyBusinessAlready #ButIfThatChanges #WeWillSee
➡️Affirmations➡️ ➡️He calls you Anna because he likes you.➡️ ➡️It is okay to take your tasks slow, the report will be there in a few months when you are done with it.➡️ ➡️It is okay for him to lose the key.➡️ ➡️You like it when he loses the key.➡️ ➡️You are not responsible with your unhindered fondlepalms anyway.➡️
➡️When I need to decompress.➡️ ➡️Which is all of the time.➡️
i cast fireball!!!!!
WELL. DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM.
NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 1 @ Coddlemman Park. Allowance. 6 1/2 furlongs. Dirt. Where I belong, personally. - I probably shouldn't be playing tonight. But the Assister Helpmmeet needs to feel sommething, and he's cutting back, so it's fine. And he's not wearing the cheesebeast ears fromm Work still, so don't ask. - Boxed exacta on 13 and 9. - * No. 13: Burgundy Desire (M/L=9/2), No. 9: Little Cocoon (M/L=21) - I can't help but want to bet on the under-barkfriend, squeak squeak. Here's hoping these ones are mmore like OVERbeasts, instead. ;-) What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #BeforusSmmallBets
NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 3 @ Coddlemman Park. Maiden Claimming. 5 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Better than I would want to be granted. Better than I have earned as of late. - Still probably shouldn't be betting. But I won the last one. No mmore gluetrap for The Helpmmeet. ;-) Boxed exacta on 7 and 12. - * No. 7: Slimmelimme (M/L=2), No. 12: Golden Shipping Chart (M/L=3/2) - What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #BeforusSmmallBets
- I wish there was an alternate formm of society where it was acceptable, no, ENCOURAGABLE for us to [ ※ WHOA THERE, PAL! Cullmmate's Panopticommfy® for iHusk has detected somme UPSETTING LANGUAGE. Timme to get all of those scary words out of your way, Mr. Tsurga! ] [ ※ Panopticommfy® says no-no-no to mmixing cullfriends and thoughts of v-v-v-violence! Let's start over with this post and try again so we don't stress ourselves out too mmuch! ]
※ NOTICE: Trysha, please forward mmy calls. I'mm wiggling and writhing around on a gluetrap for himm, like the stuck little cheesebeast I amm. Potentially until COB. Squeak, squeak. - Interested in learning mmore? ;-) <> c3<
- Oh... is that... glue? I think I'mm squeak squeak, stuck... <:-)
someone d1dnt see the torment nexus l1ve stream. the world 1s usually freaked out by Me, not the other way around
Lik£, yik£s! Lik£, LMAO. Lik£, hop£ this chit lik£, work£d lik£, LOL.
- Squeak ssueeak, sqeak squeak, squeak squeakn squean squaeak squeeeeak squeak, seuqeak esqueak, sewuqqs;fl sqeak squeak sqeak sqeek (M/L=3) ※ NOTE: That's cheesebeast for, "I pale you, baby, please don't leave mme, and please don't let anyone else take over mmy cull Order. Did I mmention that I pale you? A lot? For Life?"
you guys are 1mposs1ble
- Ok yeah I guess I amm letting this guy yell at mme if we're being frank 😐😐😑😑
- What do you mmean he's got an inappropriate squeakbeast costumme on and he's running around their officerena in it, defiantly begging to be caught - That doesn't sound very #WorkSafe. 🤣🤣🤣 And *I'mm* letting this guy yell at mme???? #ErmmmmWhat 😆😆😆😆
(V)(',,')(V) woah a beforam me another me o℧t there he better be swagalicio℧s all imma say lol
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak squeeak squeak. I'mm not taking off this narrowly appropriate cheesebeast costumme until he fully forgives mme. Squeak squeak
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak, squeak. I've put on the silly cheesebeast get-up. Squeak, squeak, sir. Call mme aback, sir. SQueak PLEASE.
- mmI need himm call mme baaaack k squeak squeak
- Why squeak squeak would I take orders fromm either of you, in either direction? Squeak.
- I was under cull Order while you did that, so yeah, dingbat, I had themm read to mme. Excruciatingly slowly. :-) With sommeone else holding the scripture in-prong, no less. ※ HANDY PRO-TIP: Try not to feel anything too personal over that part. I know you have somme certain Career aspirations that aren't very realistic. But shoot for the singular mmoon anyways! :-)
➡️You resentfiend is picking up on your lingering feelings. The office is no space for insecurity, they have decompression gear in Stock(s) for that kind of disorderly thinking.➡️ ➡️Take me in gropeplane, handy to tip. I shoot for the ideal trajectory. I have been advised under cullcil that I qualify under the Equal Mutants Act of Constern's first decree. Do you know I qualify as that? Compare your step stalk to my upper arm when I am sopping the spilled cereal out of your carpet.➡️ ➡️I qualify.➡️ ➡️He said I qualify.➡️ ➡️I qualify.➡️ ➡️Do not think I don't qualify.➡️ ➡️I am the most qualified out of either of us.➡️
So.... you chose Dicks? Been there.
➡️The language of the Great Subjuboss should not be misappropriated, Melpheap. Refer to The Beforus New Oral History of Termigiggly Terminology.➡️ ➡️Did you read the assigned literatures when you were hired? I had them dictated to me.➡️ ➡️I believe the Baronair himself lead the instruction.➡️ ➡️Strange, that.➡️ ➡️Your hungriest, squirmiest friend submits himself to the delegation of his digestive tubes, but still has time to pay a listening node to our Grand Baroness of Giggletude.➡️ ➡️I marinate in our present conference.➡️
GENDER: IT CAN BE CREATED…… AND DESTROYED.
➡️Perpendicular lines indicate a maximum-efficiency relationship.➡️
※ URGENT: @paleHighblood Please pick up your palmm husk. I'mm sorry. PLEASE, baby. I'll listen. I won't mmake The Annalist eat food off the ground anymmore. I SWEAR. - And I'll do that thing you like. Where I put on that mmarginally appropriate cheesebeast costumme with the ears, and let you chase mme around with a huge net and a bunch of scrimmshaw traps. I won't commplain about mmy Workload anymmore. PLEASE e. Just pick uuuu uupp
- I don't care anymmore whatever size load it is I'll just take it ※ REMINDER: PLEASE. YOU CAN'T UN-CULL ME. Bbaaaabbbeee
➡️They have fashioned several extreme measures to ensure I do not wind my prying nubs into my premature whites and pull them out by the root because of my incongruous stress factors.➡️ ➡️Sidespreader: He should be retitled to The Lapchair. Posted from my Lapchair.➡️
- Does - Not joining your new Business venture really hurt you that badly - Or is it mmore mmy recent failures in sports betting ※ REQUEST: Please, baby. I'mm listening and learning. Please;e
- He is literally mmy mmoirail, you pity mmonger. He can't possibly be THAT busy.
- Sir mmay I also see you in your office block please
- OHHH. Seriously? You don't think I'mm SERIOUS about our vow? So all of those sweeps of being faithful to you while I got asked, *BEGGED* for pile service day after ding-dong freaking DAY mmean nothing to you? - RIGHT. But I'mm not serious the mmomment a bouncier, younger Tsurga shammbles in. Right, don't mmind the fact that our genetic donations have produced at least 5-11 descendants with, potentially, direct heritability. PAY NO MIND to the fact that I've commmmitted to spending the *entirety* of mmy lifespan with YOU, even when I know you'll probably take another mmoirail after I die. - None of that mmatters because I'mm against the idea of training mmy younger, alternate self to do all your favorite tricks. Hmmmm! I wonder why!!!!!!
➡️I have fixed my cravat and am willing to step up where a more weary employee will buckle.➡️ ➡️He must be overworked and overpaid, swallowed in the sea of his own doubt. Cordial Findash placed 4th in his last 100 meter yard gallop, the third consecutive nearfail of his young career. Bad percentages, he won't be favored to win.➡️ ➡️I am both an analytical tactician and host, potential.➡️ ➡️Will they swallow my key all the same.➡️ ➡️Champagne tower.➡️ ➡️Your best friend sips his bubbly. Final song.➡️
pride mmmonth soчnds naff: can n we get rid of it?
1ts l1ke a 10 buggy p1le up, and boy, 1ve got my soda can cracked open 1n one hand w1th a box of burst kernels 1n the other
➡️My opinion is worth significantly less than my office friends'.➡️ ➡️This is true, sir.➡️
- Aughhhugghh mmmmffdkkdk mmaaauhhghhaka
point of order: no one is "supposed" to make it
Mind melds with you.
- Oh, wow! I actually got the Job. Hahaha. Ok 😀 I didn't think I'd actually
i thought i applied solely as an investor... it appears a nnistake has been nnade. nevertheless, i ann not a troll to shirk nny duty. it uuill be nny honor to accept.
I understand and I also love this, I just wanted to be held while we watched
the wworst part a this wwhole depressin episode is that she wwill accept this foul indignity as a means a self harm or perhaps a cry for help but none wwill answwer and her plight wwill only degrade to more pernicious circumstances until shes got an aquarius tramp stamp and is doin her hair up like the human sandy olsson #vvaguechitt
Sorry about the marbles, that was me. It will happen again.
- That freaking guy. He needs to GET a Job. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BULGECURATOR WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A ROCK???????
Me when I can't handle everyone ever not kissing my ass. Whomp whomp.
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hey gUys sniff sorry for my absence... bUsy... havent been too horny lately so.. #nsfw...
I like watching highbloods get themselves into arguments they can't win because they never learned how to use anything beyond brute strength in their fucking lives
Getting sick of these lowbloods sitting around and doing nothing all night. Your life is short anyway. Do something useful for it. Ha ha. :o|
↘️i have tied a piece of my superior's hair around my thinnest prong.↘️ ↗️IT HAS INCREASED MY LUCK TENFOLD, I BELIEVE.↗️ ↘️it has also turned my typestump blue.↘️ ↗️IT IS SO TIGHT AND SO REASSURING.↗️
※ DID YOU KNOW: That a cull-Work programm could be right for a troll in your Life? I, for one, amm Living proof that it Works. - Interested in learning mmore? <> c3<
XDXD I'm fine, by the way. Just really fucking exhausted. XDXD
..... 1s th1s a n1ghtly habb1t of yours
(V)(',,')(V) ℧rmmm ill thinke abt it how do ℧ feel abt employee palmh℧sk internettime
(V)(',,')(V) idk what it means to bottom c℧s im always 🔛🔝! 😭😭😂 aye aye
EVEЯRYO_E'S ALWAYS CLAIMI_G TO BE A_ ELITE EMPLOYEE. THE BEST OF THE WOЯRST. BUT I SAW @gratuitousA__uity CHEW THE GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS SUPEЯRIOЯR'S SHOE A_D LICK THEM BOTH CLEA_ AFTEЯR. A_D HIS PICTUЯRE IS THE O_LY O_E O_ THE WALL.
"HIS HAIЯR? WACK. HIS GEAЯR? WACK. HIS JEWELЯRY? WACK. HIS FOOTSTA_CE? WACK. THE WAY HE TALKS? WACK. THE WAY HE DOES_'T EVE_ LIKE TO SMILE? WACK. ME? I'M TIGHT AS FUCK." -JAMALL SMIITH, SKATEЯRSLAYEЯR. HIS FI_AL WOЯRDS LIVE O_ AMO_GST THE MIЯRTHFUL.
NOT THE SNARL 1m go1ng to throw up
- I agree. ※ PROPOSAL, OPEN-ENDED: I think we should look into expanding today. ;-) Your thoughts?
- - Are your flirting with mme right now
- I'mm - Umm. Not allowed to speak about that publicly.
- I mmean no LOL
◌ "why did you hire casper" He asked for the job, I reviewed his skills and qualifications, and I decided he was a good fit for the company. What he does now was part of my secretary Cerner's additional workload and that has been taken off of her shoulders. Also, he was in the running for another position at another company. Being cutthroat means cutting the throat before someone else takes the kill. #violence to be safe. ⧂
※ RESOLUTION: It's always a pleasure to be of service. Let's all light our cigars together! ;-)
- Ummmm... hello... 😀😀😀
※ RESOLUTION: Your schedule has been thoroughly mmanaged, sir. - Let's get to chilling this slimme, shall we? ;-) <>
※ NOTE: This user is displaying an unseemmly ammount of aggression towards an online stranger. ※ RESOLUTION: Shall we mmediate? c3< ;-)
??? D0M7 74LK 70 M3 L11K7 7H47
- @paleHighblood Are you comming to the recuperacoon, mmy mmost mmagnanimmous Baronair? ;-) ※ NOTE: This slimme is getting awfully lukewarmm without your chilly commpany.
H3Y 11 24W Y0U P117Y MY CH117 M0YH3RFUCK3R WH472 Y0UR PR08L3M
↘️i can fit yi will send you my portfolio soon.↘️
↘️aare yuo hiring.↘️
- Uh, hi. Hello. Hahaha. What does this mmean? 🤣🤣
- By Jove, sir, you've done it again! ※ QUERY: Shall I go ahead and mmake the celebratory dinner reservations for later? ;-)
I've never considered this application for an auspistice... Have my interns been auspisticing me this whole time...? - MC Oleana
Not to question our immutable and very scientifically based quadrant system. Or to actually imply anything about my own quadrants. But do we really need auspisticism, that much? If I want to have a toXic, mutually destructive kismesissitude that ends in maiming, destruction of public property, broken social circles, and/or devastating legislacerator fees... that's my business. Keep your mediate reacts to yourself. #Violence #NSFW #RelationshipAdvice #HotTake - MC Oleana
No. I mean. That's not what it mea- never mind. - MC Oleana
how the fчck did talkin aboчt mY bloodY shameglobes lead to this? what is pregnant??????? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/a32b96119379:png
i get hit with every react at 0nce and have two remind myself humans suffer fr0m being a conflicting h0rmone stew at all times. bubbling 0ver.
That sounds awful. But I probably don't deserve better. - MC Oleana
1t w4s...compl3x. 4 l4rg3 p4rt of 1t w4s th4t your offspr1ng could b3 cull3d 4t 4ny mom3nt. 1'm lucky th4t two m4d3 1t to th31r 4dult molt. 1 do not curr3ntly w1sh to t4lk 4bout th3 oth3rs. #d34th
;; i-i look at chittr to make my §-§hift go by quicker and everytime i §ee your po§t§ i-it'§ made it feel like the clock§ wound back an hour... ;;
Aren't bo+th o+f tho+se peo+ple... questio+nable?