Sollux Captor
@twinArmageddons
mage of d00m, whatever that's still w0rth. retired and ENJ0YING IT.
it's genuinely t00 stupid t0 even waste a th0ught 0n, i'm fine. i just need t0 get back t0 sleep.
actually d0 what y0u want i d0n't care h0w y0u interact with that p0st at all, i'm n0t g0ing t0 beg f0r n0 attenti0n like s0me kind 0f t0rtured dramatic s0ul.
大丈夫？
br0ke my streak 0f av0iding this shith0le t0 wail int0 the v0id ab0ut having nightmares s0 kindly just let that p0st meander 0n d0wn y0ur feed with0ut interacti0n please and thanks. i'm embarrassed en0ugh as is.
at this p0int nightmares genuinely just piss me the fuck 0ff. y0u think y0u're 0ver shit and then y0ur stupid brain decides t0 fuck with y0u f0r s0me reas0n and then y0u're just awake and can't d0 anything ab0ut. i sh0uldn't still be having fucking nightmares.
that was actually c00l. that's the kind 0f entertainment that deserves t0 be watched 0ver s0me take0ut. eridan's a sneaky bitch th0ugh wh0 c0uld've seen that c0ming. guess that's what i get f0r giving him a crumb 0f credit 0h well. #rumble
i can't believe i'm actually fucking r00ting f0r eridan. #rumble
i d0nt even have gills and that made me squim. #rumble
h0ly shit amp0ra that's a hell 0f an entrance i'll give y0u that. #rumble
0k this #rumble shit REALLY rules lma0.
0k maybe this #rumbleindapumpkinpatch shit actually rules.
"h0ney straw" is fucking insane lmfa0.
dude oh my god SHHHHHHHHH lmfao!!!!
eyes 0n the #jadegambling space.
POINT OF ORDER! eyes on *all* gambling spaces
bell pepper 0n the ceiling. #fajitafriday
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well i'm genuinely surprised t0 say that #fajitafriday was an h0nest t0 g0d success. turns 0ut i can kind 0f c00k when i'm hungry en0ugh, wh0 knew.
y0u're huffing paint if y0u think i'm g0ing t0 entertain this little bit 0f y0urs after the day i've had.
dude i had no idea u were such a fuckin kitchen magician.... WTF
0k y0u need t0 uh. n0t c0me back t0 the hive until i've s0rted things 0ut. the nutriti0nbl0ck is fine by the way just d0n't w0rry ab0ut it.
sorted things out???? LOL
wdym dont worry about it D:
Waiit untiil you ma2ter beiing hiigh af and cookiing at the 2ame tiime wiithout burniing any hiive2 down, iit'2 2pectacular.
dude i can come help u i dont mind!! LOL
y0u're g0ing t0 give me s0 much shit f0r this i d0n't believe y0u.
pssshaw DUDE lmao!!! how bad it could be! uve played cooking mama
0h my g0d they're sizzling. #fajitafriday
what's the p0int 0f s0aking 0ni0ns is it like a taste thing 0r what? #fajitafriday
let it be stated f0r the rec0rd that i did n0t thr0w myself int0 this venture with the intenti0n 0f burning d0wn r0xy's hive. if that winds up happening. #fajitafriday
0k i c0uldn't decide between skirt steak and beef tips s0 i g0t b0th. n0w what d0 i d0 with this. #fajitafriday
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! eat it, i presume?
Eat it like a man.