Sollux Captor
@twinArmageddons
mage of d00m, whatever that's still w0rth. retired and ENJ0YING IT.
"h0ney straw" is fucking insane lmfa0.
dude oh my god SHHHHHHHHH lmfao!!!!
eyes 0n the #jadegambling space.
POINT OF ORDER! eyes on *all* gambling spaces
bell pepper 0n the ceiling. #fajitafriday
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well i'm genuinely surprised t0 say that #fajitafriday was an h0nest t0 g0d success. turns 0ut i can kind 0f c00k when i'm hungry en0ugh, wh0 knew.
y0u're huffing paint if y0u think i'm g0ing t0 entertain this little bit 0f y0urs after the day i've had.
dude i had no idea u were such a fuckin kitchen magician.... WTF
0k y0u need t0 uh. n0t c0me back t0 the hive until i've s0rted things 0ut. the nutriti0nbl0ck is fine by the way just d0n't w0rry ab0ut it.
sorted things out???? LOL
wdym dont worry about it D:
Waiit untiil you ma2ter beiing hiigh af and cookiing at the 2ame tiime wiithout burniing any hiive2 down, iit'2 2pectacular.
dude i can come help u i dont mind!! LOL
y0u're g0ing t0 give me s0 much shit f0r this i d0n't believe y0u.
pssshaw DUDE lmao!!! how bad it could be! uve played cooking mama
0h my g0d they're sizzling. #fajitafriday
what's the p0int 0f s0aking 0ni0ns is it like a taste thing 0r what? #fajitafriday
let it be stated f0r the rec0rd that i did n0t thr0w myself int0 this venture with the intenti0n 0f burning d0wn r0xy's hive. if that winds up happening. #fajitafriday
0k i c0uldn't decide between skirt steak and beef tips s0 i g0t b0th. n0w what d0 i d0 with this. #fajitafriday
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! eat it, i presume?
Eat it like a man.
g0d, feels like i'm 0n a safari f0r this shit. #fajitafriday
i'm g0ing t0 hunt f0r beef tips. wish me luck. #fajitafriday
:33 < if you are unable to finish all that stuff please let me know!! :33 < not to be virtually begging here but :33 < i just really like b33f #sorrynotsorry X33~
if i s0meh0w wind up with a surplus 0f fajitas y0u can have s0me.
FUCK i haven't been pr0perly tagging. #fajitafriday
i'm t0rn between meat ch0ices here. skirt steak 0r beef tips, whatever either 0f th0se are. #fajitafriday
skirt steak
i c0uld pr0bably bullshit an in-hive spice blend. #fajitafriday
where the hell d0 i get skirt steak. a butcher? d0 they even have th0se still? #fajitafriday
the w0rst thing ab0ut relying 0n s0meb0dy t0 pull literally whatever the hell y0u want 0ut 0f the v0id is that y0u're c0mpletely fucked if she's 0ff d0ing g0d kn0ws what. #fajitafriday
y0u kn0w what. it's fucking #fajitafriday
W)+|en ʇ)+|e fajiʇa's come ouʇ sizzling.
no you fuck its #fishingfriday
n0b0dy gives a shit ab0ut fishing friday s0 fuck 0ff. we're c00king.
evveryone givves a fuck about fishin friday its fishin friday no ones cookin anythin but wwhat they caught on the damn rod
everyb0dy's either talking ab0ut getting their chutes bl0wn 0ut 0r making delici0us fajitas. better luck next time.
0kay i guess i'm making fajitas. give me y0ur ACTUAL recipes n0w, n0t y0ur bastard maniac c0nc0cti0ns y0u and 0nly y0u w0uld ever eat.
#Tortilla
Skirt steak marinated in a lot of garlic and lime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirt_steak
0k en0ugh 0f the fuckp0sts and bulges and tits and all that shit, n0w this is seri0us. r0xy's g0ne f0r the day and i'm hungry s0 what d0 i make in her nutriti0nbl0ck.
:33< okay? :33< i didnt say mew fur? :33< mewre gonna sit here and act like mewre too good fur a pb and j? :33< like mewre some highpurr being ofur a sandwich???
0nce again i can c0unt 0n myself f0r understanding the stakes and giving me a decent answer.
i really h0pe y0u're als0 c0ncerning y0urself with all the shameless pailfiends crawling ar0und 0n here and n0t just 0n guys trying t0 whip up a simple fucking bite t0 eat.
↗️I AM IMPLORING YOU TO SAMPLE A DISH OF REFINED CULINARY ACUMEN.↗️ ↘️produce an oblong purple root vegetable of high starch and place it into the microwave.↘️ ↗️PREPARE YOUR CLUCKBEAST OF THE SEA FINBEAST MEAT FROM A PACKET.↗️ ↘️hot and savory is a personal choice.↘️ ↗️REMOVE YOUR HEATED AND STEAMING STARCHROOT.↗️ ↘️place into meatslab.↘️ ↗️MASH.↗️ ↘️add crockerkraftable single.↘️ ↗️CONSUME.↗️
↘️you are the choosiest beggar with not even two caegar to rub together.↘️
d0n't y0u have a c0mpetiti0n t0 l0se? get y0ur nub in the game.
waking up drenched in sweat because the air c0nditi0ning went 0ut at s0me p0int. s0meb0dy g0tta die.
is there s0me bulge-themed event g0ing 0n 0r what, jfc.
