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for this #wizardwednesday i just wanted 2 let u all know that my next transition goals include me transitioning from a conjurer to a mage of illusions thx & i hope u all support me going fwd
id like 2 thank the academy n also #dirk
@caligulasAquarium #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/826489d5e3a1.png
#rumble #rumblenight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be557e5415e2.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
@golgothasTerror @handMaid @archiveAddict #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76bcdc0879f3.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
maid vs maid livefeed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e8f4146822.png #jakedirk #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
o my fuck guys GUYS @uranianUmbra#4373 @twinArmageddons#6936 GUYSS MORE GREENIUM JUST GOT DELIVERED 2 TOWAR LALONDIA ALERT ALERRRRT we r opening the fuckin mega MOTHERLODE of jade geodes for din din tonight! weve got #BIGWINS on the menu!!!! PLZ meet me in the kitchenblock :DDD FOR OUR WINS #OurWinz
no one was supposed 2 know about the h*ney str*w and now hes telling literally every1 & their fukkin moirail about the h*ney str*w #UUUUUGH #VaugePostin
more like eridan’s toilet paper squares am i right everybody
what the fuck 1s green1um
:o) As you can all see I have been graciously bestowed favor :o) By my wonderful Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) These are the boons you can hope and scrabble to achieve :o) If you dedicate yourself to the craft of being a bad as fuck dude with a badass back hand who says #swagever to the bullshit noise and is cold as hell and MOTHERFUCKING PIOUS.
im happy for you. im glad you had funn
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #repost for #megidomay https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/doodle56.png ]
Eek! They said it was beef tips in red bell pepper and onion with a seasoning made of lime juice and their special made in house spice blend!
Ive been cutting it up with a bunch of ragtime mortal fellas and its one of their birthdays today! We went out to eat (for #fajitafriday) on MY dime of course but when i had our tableside missy jot down my order he started pitching a western?? Going on about how could i have the nards to order sizzling fajitas on his big day. I dont understand. Im not stealing your thunder zeus im just getting my grub on.
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seven fajitas
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https://www.youtube.com/w♤tch?v=♤BQjT6gDKu0 #trollm♤ssive♤tt♤ck
i fucked y0ur grandma. #nsfw #megid0p0sting
IKR?? dude.... & i can believe she started saying FUCK n everything i mean god damn nintendo! ur gonna scare all the cookless mamas/mamaless cooks out there!!
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
ain't really interested in taking part of #bulgeposting except!!!!!!! I REMEMBERED AGAIN! #BULLPENISCANE [shit quality selfie of deuce, at the helm of a large ship, holding a cane over his head. the smile isn't really meeting his eyes.]
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "heh. better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.............. motherf*ckerrrrrr!" —moon, space funeral #Inspiring #ForGamers
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "you WORMS! you SLIME! your barbaric ways are no match for the LEG HORSE! BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW. you CRINGING PUS! join me or die! there is NO other way!" —leg horse, space funeral #Inspiring #ForGamers #SoundsLikeKarkatLOL
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "yessir, im a seed-clonin machine! you got seeds? ill clone the shit outta them" —gs-2000 bioresearch station, fnv #Inspiring #ForGamers
g0 nuts, sh0w nuts. #nsfw
im crazy liek the joker bro.... idek if u can HANDLE me when im like this
mfw https://i.ibb.co/cXNWrVKW/image.png
o my fuckin GOD????????
the furrther i walk the more thwalls start to feel really weird dadn kind of gross. im trying to get a picture but its so dark that the flash barely even works?? #peanutbuttersandwich?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8252a39edac1.png
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
g00d fucking riddance chittr.
#InMyCallieZone
#GetCalliedOn #CallieFans
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LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOURE JOKINGGGGG https://i.postimg.cc/0N89C254/image.PNG
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
troll obama would b like "my fellow alternians"
hey so my uncle who works @ nintendo called..... and theyre trying the masuda method on ur mom tonite dude
because i lack cowardice or a filter.