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welcome to my blog! here to share a little bit of everything that's made me laUgh, smile, or stop to think. will try to keep the mayhem to a minimUm... no promises! ~U^ they/them, 17 cherubic units.

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Best Of Luck.

hUh? >_>

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Dealing With Him I Mean, Apologies For The Vagueness.

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Stone That #thang. #violence

it seems that with each rotation of earth c's axis, i set myself Up for disappointment. from oUtside and within.

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“It seems” Hoo Hoo.

oh, sod off.

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YEAH, YEAH, I GET THE POINT.

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...how awkward. erm. i'd imagine that yoU woUldn't care to belaboUr the sUbject, so. i shall stow away myriad qUestions and leave it be.

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

AT THIS POINT THE WHOLE SURPRISE ANGLE IS GETTING NUMB, UNLESS IT’S REALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD LIKE TROLL DAUGHTER. MOSTLY JUST ANNOYANCE NOW.

do yoU conversate with other iterations of yoUr... offspring. daUghter. eesh, does that word feel strange to type. do yoU do it often enoUgh to wear down the novelty to blasé?

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

I MEAN I’VE ONLY MET A COUPLE OF DAUGHTERS AND ONE OR TWO SONS HERE SO FAR, BUT THE FACT I AIN’T EVER EXPECTED TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE MEANT A LOT OF THE SHOCK AND NOVELTY CAME WITH THE FIRST ONE.

ah. forgive me for the repeat performance of shock and awe. i never imagined i woUld ever have a name or a face to my forbearers. even here after encoUntering nUmeroUs variants of familiar and not-so-familiar faces. i honestly thoUght yoU'd be dead by now, good sir. :U

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

HEH. WELL HAPPY TO DISAPPOINT, I’M A DAMN GOOD SURVIVOR. EVEN IF THERE AIN’T MUCH TO SURVIVE FOR.

hardly a disappointment! more jUst a longstanding assUmption freshly proven otherwise. if yoU'd allow it, i simply mUst ask to know more of yoU. my experiences with my own species, while more plentifUl than average, are far too few! and largely Unpleasant, as yoU coUld imagine.

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…YEAH, SURE, MIGHT AS WELL. NOT IN A MOOD TO BE COMBATIVE FOR ONCE. ASK WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE.

oh. that was easier than i thoUght it woUld be. i didn't think i'd... i'll get back to yoU.

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what was that. >_>

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shhshshhhhh callie its ok ive got this :)

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Urgh. i didn't mean that.

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c:

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c< waNNa talK? >c

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you're allowed to be upset and unspecific!

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i jUst want to cUrl Up with a pork tenderloin smothered in chocolate saUce and sprinkles.

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AS IF TODAY WASN'T ROTTEN ENOUGH. I WISH THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD JUST GO TO HELL!!!

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:c

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o_O

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b9e440fe773.png by far the most tantalizing!

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i'm being told that this was meant to be a description of one's natUral scent and not jUst what elicits the most drool. erm. i'm not sUre what i actUally smell like.

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i'm UnsUre if i want to. >_> hopefUlly, like something tolerable enoUgh to those aroUnd me.

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well iiii think u smell good :3

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like in a normal way #NormalAbtIt

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thank yoU! i think yoU smell qUite lovely yoUrself. :U

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i felt something. a presence.

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hahe

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internal?

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it was as if something dark and mysterioUs came back to qUad-react to a post i made weeks ago and then vanished. i'm not sUre if that qUalifies as external or jUst a boUt of neUrosis. >_>

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how oddly specific.

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rather qUeer, i will admit.

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any identity attached to this mysterioUs, possibly-metaphorical reactor? or the similarly-dUbioUs post?

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(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))

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#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming

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:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice

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#WECAME!!!!!!!!!

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#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.

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WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?

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hERE, @GUTSYgUMSHOE THIS IS, mY UNDERSTANDING OF THE WHOLE, aLPHA kID DYNAMIC, hERE, aM i MISSING SOMETHING, KEY AND VITAL? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E7E7E4702E0C.PNG

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NOOOO nonono youre our alpha tavros <:)

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tHIS IS WHY YOU AND ME, aRE SO TIGHT, JAKE, i THINK, a PAIR OF PALS, cOULD NOT BE TIGHTER, iF THEY TRIED,

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nO MATTER HOW MUCH PAPER, pEOPLE THROW UP AT US, tHEY COULD NOT TEAR US APART!

i say this with the Utmost kindness and in good faith, bUt this is a very sUrface level reading of the varioUs dynamics at play, and not to mention that it fails to address all of them! not that i blame yoU for any of that of coUrse. starting from the topmost left and moving clockwise. i find it hard to argUe for any particUlar qUadrant between jane and oUr aqUatic prince! yoU mUst remember that a proper kismessitUde is more than jUst occasionally having a go at each other and some flavor of physical attraction. that's enoUgh to eventUally grow a pitch pining to the point of warranting a mediating third party, bUt a relationship it does not make qUite on its own! and while jane's crUcifixion of sir ampora coUld certainly be constrUed as a trUly romantic pitch overtUre, the fact remains that there is jUst not enoUgh mUtUal hate, desire, or a sense of rivalry between them for this reading to make sense. at least at the moment. they're jUst good bUsiness partners! with all dUe respect, i do not believe he challenges or inspires her to achieve greater heights or to change what holds her back. and, moving to the prince and page, i once again believe yoU are ascribing deeper romantic feelings to a rather straightforward friendship. there's no rUle against two people trying and failing to properly perform a moiraillegiance (as i'm sUre oUr violet mariner can attest to), or against two people Unknowingly falling into sUch a dynamic, bUt i do not believe that is the case here, tantalizing as it may be. eridan and jake are not of the proper dispositions for sUch a dynamic to work withoUt a bit of... artistic interpretation applied. >_> when it comes to each other, that is. i sincerely believe there is a perfect pale other half for most everyone oUt there. from prince and page to page and prince. i first have to acknowledge oUr dear friend dirk's dUmbfoUnding yet insistent terminology that his relationships shoUld not and cannot be labelled Using qUadrant-related terminology. or... labelled in general? and with that disclaimer oUt of the way... this here is dead on the money. the amoUnt of times i and aUdiences of million have watched these two vacillate between their primarily flUshed dynamic and their blackened downswing, the former of which is kept exclUsively off camera and behind closed doors... i don't think there is mUch more to be said! except where it falls to roxy's involvement... which is that yoU have similarly nailed their VERY OCCASIONAL and ENTIRELY PLATONIC dynamic. as ashen relationships often are, given that they are preventative and therefor cease to exist once they are no longer needed. and to dirk and jane. how coUld i ever disagree? ^U^ i find it sweet how Unwavering he is in his sUpport of all her endeavors and ambitions. yet that sUpport only goes so far as what he believes to be in her best interest -as expected of any moirail worth their sUgar- and that sUpport tUrns to pacification and redirection onto a better path. i'm not to pridefUl to omit that they make me a little greener in the face than i typically am at times. he is... qUite the lUcky man. for being so close to her, and similarly so with roxy. AHEM. now, to address a dynamic missing in this chart, i raise to my prognosis of the pale dynamic between... er. specUlation woUld be best moved to private channels.

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and some relationships are best left Uncommented on. >_>

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wait which ones tho <:o

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i am so Utterly tickled with anticipation for tonight. althoUgh i may not be able to personally experience the sUgary joys and wonders myself, i will live vicarioUsly throUgh all of the participants and bask in the beaUty of their transformations. to see everyone make merry and pUt aside their grievances to come together in saccharine solidarity... oh!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so excited i can hardly contain myself!!!!!!!!!!! >U< #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy #iwantcandy

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hey gUys! did i miss anything?

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...well that sUre was something!

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This feels closeted.

new banner! ^U^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/690b43f3fa18.gif

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Um. how do i edit these posts.

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are you sure? *wonk*

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WHOOAA WOWOWOA WOWWW WOAAAAAAW

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EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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well, now i'm cUrioUs :U

my age in cherUbic Units almost translates into the perfect nUmber of sweeps... if only i'd learned of this website sooner in life. U_U

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