
callie!
@uranianUmbra
welcome to my hUmble profile! ^u^ (art is by the wonderful shelby cragg!)
why does he have to be at the top of my feed every time i look....
right? he scares me efurrry time, I keep expecting our lord and savior mocáli mew~ 💖✨

BOOHOO CuNT. DO YOu NEED A TISSuE. FOR YOuR RECTAL ISSuE? SHITTING YOuRSELF CATATONIC? GONNA CRY? GONNA CRY AND SHIT YOuRSELF? AW. TEARS WON’T COME OuT? A BIT OF CHRONIC CRYSTIPATION? BOOHOO! WAH WAH! YOuR FECKLESS. FEMININE WILES. ENDEAR YOu TO FuCKING NOBODY. WHICH YOu ARE. IN FAT. A FuCKING NOBODY. THAT SPELLING BEING DELIBERATE. YOu HuMuNGOus EYEBLIGHT SHE-MANATEE.
I AM AT THE TOP OF THE TIME LINE BECAUSE I AM THE FUCKING MAN, BITCH! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OWNED!
WELL WELL WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE ABOMIDABLE WHORE, HAS BEEN UNABLE TO HANDLE MY PURE MANLY AWESOMENESS. AS EXPECTED, THE WEAK BITCH CONTINUES TO DISPLAY HER PATHETICNESS. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA.
i blocked him thinking i was safe only to wake Up to another in my replies...

YOu DO REALIZE WHAT AN IMPRESSIVELY. PATHETIC. SELF-OWN THIS IS. RIGHT? I AM AGHAST AND IN AWE. AT HOW ADMITTEDLY BITCHMADE YOu ARE. NO NOTES.
even if i block all of yoU, more will jUst keep appearing... what a nightmare.
despite my dislike for sleeping, i foUnd myself taking a nap today and waking Up rather late...!
i am qUite done with his nonsense! U_U https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154891138042433649/1486841067721588776/image.png?ex=69c6f826&is=69c5a6a6&hm=618fad8c24691401c7d5520ca0b0101a77a1cab5714a26cdd05b197bac4aea09&
:33 < what the hell!! :33 < i am so sorry a mean bully has up and come to try and ruin your time here :33 < i happily reported that post! whatever meowderation is here, i hope he is swiftly dealt with!
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HA AHAA. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE MILES, BITCH. YOU CAN'T. ESCAPE. THE MIIIIIIIIIIILES!
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! HOW VERY AMUSING, THAT THIS WHORE THINKS SHE CAN GET RID OF ME SO EASILLY.
hello again everyone! sorry for the inactivity, i've been rather distracted lately... nothing in particUlar, jUst getting lost in my own thoUghts!
EAT LEAD, BITCH! DIE! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣦⣤⣴⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⣿⣦⣀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣏⣹⠀ ⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠭⠭⠽⠽⠿⠿⠭⠭⠭⠽⠿⠿⠛ ⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠏⠉⠉⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⠋⠑⠒⠒⠚⠙⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
now what in the world are these symbols sUpposed to mean? i only see a bUnch of sqUares...
IT'S A FUCKING GUN, YOU DUMB UGLY WHORE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B79D60CBB96C.PNG
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/fe/e4/ed/fee4ede40f8cd25b8b4394d30960d0f1.jpg
well UnfortUnately for yoU, it seems to be invalid on my end. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154891138042433649/1486810055969083522/image.png?ex=69c6db44&is=69c589c4&hm=5b0bc82ecb3b661259a69299a23e404520596f9030efefef0f7641add4b719ab&
OBVIOUSLY YOUR COMPUTER IS AS DEFECTIVE AS YOU. UNSURPRISING THAT SUCH AN UGLY WHORE WOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO SCORE, SUB PAR MATERIAL.
... don't we Use the same compUter? or at least we did in the past i sUppose, considering yoU're a "fUtUre caliborn".
I HAVE LONG SINCE UP GRADED MY CRAFT AND HARD WARE. HOO HOO HOO. MY RIG NOW FAR EXCEEDS ANYTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE. BITCH!
wait, is caliborn Using an alternate accoUnt to boost his own ranking? Ugh, i shoUld have known he woUld cheat...
it's so Unfair to everyone else... i hope something can be done aboUt it. my brother never knows when to give Up U_U

Is he? I only just woke up.
sUpposedly he was earlier... i'm not sUre he's still going thoUgh.

Haaaa. Tracks for him. You know he tried to give me shit for my hoodie?
he did? oh dear, i'm sorry aboUt that... it looks rather nice in my opinion!

Thank you. Glad to see you here, Callie.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WICKED BITCH, JEALOUS OF MY AMAZING SUCCESS. AND METEORIC RISE TO FAME.
oh, everyone has little badges now? i'm not sUre i'd be interested in having something like that. it'd make me feel a little *too* seen i think...
sigh... SOME people are so rUde! U_U
OOOh dear :( I shooould hooope nooot. Yooou aren't toooooo rattled, I hooope?
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
Um, cosplay? i always look like this...! bUt thank yoU anyway, i appreciate it! ^U^
oh, really? well it's qUite alright if yoU don't remember! there's no need to apologise!

Oh, hrm. That’s interesting. Luckily my books have that disclaimer at the front. You know the one—“Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidence” and all that.

So you cannot sue me.
Please check your direct messages. You will receive a letter shortly.
hello everyone! it's wonderfUl to be here, i'm so excited to meet yoU all!

[do you flarp]
what in the world are yoU doing here?! i refUse to let yoU threaten me in my own replies in front of so many other people! this is a pUblic space and i can say whatever i wish!

[you should look into it] [most fun hobby on alternia]
HOO HOO HOO. TRY AND STOP ME, BITCH. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

HI CALLIE!!! :D <3










