Crazy Ass Moments in FLARP History
@crazyAssmoments
posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the history and various metas of Fatal Live Action Roleplaying. dms open for submissions. im innocent btw
[this human song i found] [really speaks to my soul] [https://www] [.] [youtube] [.] [com/watch] [?] [v=0j1-8vQ0IBM]
IF IT'S ASS I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO STONE YOU
[missed my window] [its over]
swweet bleedin neptune i thought you might havve gotten culled or somethin
[no] [but every girl i am flush for ends up with someone else] [i am ngmi]
i feel you there dont evven get me started
[and we are back] [dont know why i was banned tbh]
hw did u gt banned?
[dunno] [admin has it out for me tbh]
[so true] [!] []
["Ancient Sword of the Sopor King"] [legendary purpleblood FLARP weapon] [im innocent btw] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/5acd2a4406c8] [.] [png]
[LADIES] [!] [Get the best weapon and armor on commision from @hibernatingIron] [primarily works in steel but will work in other metals for a premium] [im innocent btw]
[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]
omg wowie, congrats!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Uh huh... ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You should probably get your egg cracked by the way. ]
im proud of you
[my what]
[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]
Spønsørring pøsts, huh? Cøuld drrum up søme mørre business førr my smithy. I'm interrested.
[happy to discuss this in DMs] [!] []
[i just found out some trolls change their genders] [thats crazy]
Girl Yeah Duh... You Should Too Its Fun
youre almost there
[idk about all that]
wwait until you realize gender is fake as hell
[women are real as hell] [to me]
=( You can do that? )
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
[okay here is my FLARP attire] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/96041700713d] [.] [png]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
> h0w d1d y0u get a bug badge
[i have invested in chittr]]
> h0w d0es 0ne d0 s0
[i do not think the offer is available anymore] [.] [] [.] [] [.] [i got in on the ground floor and this signifies that]
> aw man. d0es y0ur bug have a name 1f n0t name them g0ld1e
[i hadn't thought of it] [goldie is a great name though]
[i will be implementing my] [chittr gold status] [into my FLARP costume redesign]
[haha check this out] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/c6f05271ace5] [.] [png]
[just made a very wise investment]
i dumped all i got into gatorade stocks
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
I Recommend Against This
[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]
[1] [i have been FLARPing for almost 8 sweeps now] [!] []
[2] [in those 8 sweeps ive only played two classes: [ozygourmandias, my current main] [&] [briefly espiacrooner when that update dropped though i did ultimately change back after the nerfs]
[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]
[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
n0 that's n0rmal. every0ne kn0ws playing as a girl is m0re fun.
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[thats what im saying] [its just kinda boring being a guy yknow]
[what do you mean by that]
c0me back after y0ur b0tt0m surgery.
[ive had numerous surgeries] [for various injuries and such]
[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]
i miss flarping
[i would still rock one if it fit my build] [just for the vibes]
bro they killed shinzo aabbee with that a few sweeps ago
[rip bozo]
[this is gonna change my whole ozygourmandias build] [https://www] [.] [pcgamesn] [.] [com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2019/09/Borderlands-3-burger-rocket-launcher] [.] [jpg]
[scrubquote] [bet you play soy skylark]
[https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/4e8fbc353fd9] [.] [png] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/38803ea890e9] [.] [gif]
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[we have officially hit 30 followers, and as i promised] [i am opening quadrant applications, hmu] [https://forms] [.] [gle/X6wWDQyQQofBbX3h8]
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