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Crazy Ass Moments in FLARP History

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posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the history and various metas of Fatal Live Action Roleplaying. dms open for submissions. im innocent btw

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[this human song i found] [really speaks to my soul] [https://www] [.] [youtube] [.] [com/watch] [?] [v=0j1-8vQ0IBM]

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<] ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA[>

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IF IT'S ASS I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO STONE YOU

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[missed my window] [its over]

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

swweet bleedin neptune i thought you might havve gotten culled or somethin

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[no] [but every girl i am flush for ends up with someone else] [i am ngmi]

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

i feel you there dont evven get me started

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[and we are back] [dont know why i was banned tbh]

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hw did u gt banned?

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[dunno] [admin has it out for me tbh]

you won pvp,

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[so true] [!] []

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["Ancient Sword of the Sopor King"] [legendary purpleblood FLARP weapon] [im innocent btw] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/5acd2a4406c8] [.] [png]

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Ridiculous blade. 10/10.

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[LADIES] [!] [Get the best weapon and armor on commision from @hibernatingIron] [primarily works in steel but will work in other metals for a premium] [im innocent btw]

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[so proud to have gotten here] [totally legitimately] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/134ad143e171] [.] [png]

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omg wowie, congrats!

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Uh huh... ]

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You should probably get your egg cracked by the way. ]

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im proud of you

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ive been saying

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[my what]

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Your egg. ]

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[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]

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Spønsørring pøsts, huh? Cøuld drrum up søme mørre business førr my smithy. I'm interrested.

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[happy to discuss this in DMs] [!] []

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[i just found out some trolls change their genders] [thats crazy]

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Girl Yeah Duh... You Should Too Its Fun

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youre almost there

~° If you're curious, give it a try. ~°

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[idk about all that]

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wwait until you realize gender is fake as hell

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[women are real as hell] [to me]

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=( You can do that? )

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[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]

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[okay here is my FLARP attire] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/96041700713d] [.] [png]

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[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]

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sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve
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> h0w d1d y0u get a bug badge

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[i have invested in chittr]]

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sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve
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> h0w d0es 0ne d0 s0

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[i do not think the offer is available anymore] [.] [] [.] [] [.] [i got in on the ground floor and this signifies that]

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> aw man. d0es y0ur bug have a name 1f n0t name them g0ld1e

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[i hadn't thought of it] [goldie is a great name though]

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[i will be implementing my] [chittr gold status] [into my FLARP costume redesign]

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[haha check this out] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/c6f05271ace5] [.] [png]

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[just made a very wise investment]

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i dumped all i got into gatorade stocks

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[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]

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I Recommend Against This

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[1 <3 = 1 fact about the account owner] [10 <> = 1 pic of account owner]

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[1] [i have been FLARPing for almost 8 sweeps now] [!] []

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[2] [in those 8 sweeps ive only played two classes: [ozygourmandias, my current main] [&] [briefly espiacrooner when that update dropped though i did ultimately change back after the nerfs]

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[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]

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[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []

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[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]

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n0 that's n0rmal. every0ne kn0ws playing as a girl is m0re fun.

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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 nuh uh in fact u should be method acting your character always -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- /udhMm/DPVGMFZyTjnxDsWdxHzwtVTBNuWUC/GyITJ/mLNs/LIwymSLhXeUjMuIt KqGHs+iRWlXbBXPjGj/JLwnCXxmFP+WntGYdYsqIEmgDRfIMUDofO/mpHltxKf/f /eUAlLkuVq/pMIscW+fgBvZpWjEuvVBLJMvBYDcvzdTYCzxMnK/uv+gMBrVptIxe UXcvsjl+BlWF/TEuYVgL/lZSbVgURQRwJZQLxfHbWJOyaOMdoVQktBRdajFlYddd UEiFRysiRGf+aEFMOCKWQzw+GGajCnSjYdBhjyyZfpitrUGNngDFWTlRJaQJOxSQ wtoyiEjIQ+isTRQa/mRJljeNdil/ORfeGJLTmWzNOPUkA+nmBcpYtmWxs+GNKTbW lAVJ =Dneg -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

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[thats what im saying] [its just kinda boring being a guy yknow]

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It'll work out in due time.

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[what do you mean by that]

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c0me back after y0ur b0tt0m surgery.

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[ive had numerous surgeries] [for various injuries and such]

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:3c :3c :3c

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[real FLARPers will recognise this] [legendary] [meta-defining] [weapon] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/adb5b56c2e2a] [.] [png]

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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@turntechGodhead[TG]

i miss flarping

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[i would still rock one if it fit my build] [just for the vibes]

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bro they killed shinzo aabbee with that a few sweeps ago

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[rip bozo]

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[this is gonna change my whole ozygourmandias build] [https://www] [.] [pcgamesn] [.] [com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2019/09/Borderlands-3-burger-rocket-launcher] [.] [jpg]

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lame ass gun

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[scrubquote] [bet you play soy skylark]

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im elo 250 as tarantula hack shut your 999 ping bronze 15 ass

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[https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/4e8fbc353fd9] [.] [png] https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/38803ea890e9] [.] [gif]

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[we have officially hit 30 followers, and as i promised] [i am opening quadrant applications, hmu] [https://forms] [.] [gle/X6wWDQyQQofBbX3h8]

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what the fuck 1s th1s bumass l♡ser sh1t L♡LZ l♡♡ks l1ke s♡me sh1t y♡u need @hed♡n1stGu1ll♡t1ne

I THINK Y0U'D THR0W ME IN A BRASS BULL IF I CALLED 0UT 0F THE HUNT BECAUSE I WAS BUSY QUADMINGLING 🐺

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