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Jasprosesprite Squared

@teleoclastTigress

Simply the best humanspritecatspriteprincess there is!

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Universe-propagating game tip of the day! While paused, hold L2 and R2, then enter up - up - up - left - down - down - down - left - up - up - up - left - right for invincibility. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub

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Sometimes a gal just wants to Kiss Feferi Peixes.

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Universe-propagating game tip of the day! The Sus fetch modus allows free retrieval of captchalogued items, as long as you can avoid the impostors! Try to remember what colors of items you've stored. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #shrub

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B33 < so B33 < what happens if you pick an impostpurr

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Universe-propagating game tip of the day! You can install modern classic Unreal Tournament 2004 for free at https://www.oldunreal.com. This doesn't have anything to do with the universe-propagating game but it's still quite fun. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball

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HELL YEAH.

o dis iz unrelated but if itz da same game im thinkin of itz called shurb for me n ma frenz (//o^)

What Is This

Thanks for letting me know! I'll add #shrub to my tags. We only get the one sprite handbook and newer sprites and universe-propagating-game players obviously get newer information.

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Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Cute girls making out sloppy style will increase the readership of the fanfic, fancomic, or other fansession you're in and make it that much more likely for your story to actually reach a conclusion! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball

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Thinkin' bout eating delicious tomato soup and then kissing cute girls.

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You know what??? I see the Vision.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

why not both at the same time?

You can't Lady and the Tramp soup unless you can suck like a black hole. #nsfw

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

maybe you can use a straw? carefully though.

Then you're kissing a cute girl but there's a straw wedged between your mouths, and that's a choking hazard! Very #nsfw !

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

in that case maybe you will have to snowball it back and forth between each other. #nsfw .

And get the chance of not getting to fully enjoy my delicious soup? For shame.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

you would enjoy it together! i guess!

The point of eating something Lady and the Tramp style is that you eat it from both ends and then kiss. There's no snowballing or other failing to actually eat it involved.

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maybe i am misunderstanding the concept, yeah. i'll have to ask someone to demonstrate for me some time.

:33< girls kissing :33< eachothpurr :33< send chitt

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M UNSHEATHING. #nsfw

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:33< get this next bit :33< with tongue

amen! (rhymes with gay (wo)men.)

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:33< mewre so right

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT. VISIONARY.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

yes ma'am

:33< mewre gog damn right

:33< these are the sorts of great thoughts i have on the regmewlar

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@totesGruesome[TG]

ur brain is so important to the economy

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:33< thank mew :33< good to know its good fur more than just shipping

Nya mrrp mrrp meow mrrp!

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Mrap, maow mrrrRrrRrr...

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BARKBARKBARK

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:33 < roar!! prrp prrp!! roar roar!!

Myaaaauurrr! Prrrrr...

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:33 < *the lion looks down at the adorable cat and gives it a large brisk lick on the head* roar roar!! stay wild my furriend

The cat asserts that it's an african black-footed cat and will remain wild, adorable, and exceedingly lethal!

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:33 < *the lion nods in appurroval* good good! *he then bows his head at the cat*

The world needs more girlsmooch snugglepiles.

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

YES!!

:33 < agr33d

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

not a bad idea.

Enough cuties and everyone can have their head in someone else's lap :3

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@arachnidiansGrasp[AG]

Sigh. Fine, I'll agree to that.

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im ALWYZ sayin that!!!!!!!!

Sounds like you're in heightened need of them! Everyone, descend on Vriska's position at once!

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W8 W8 W8 DO NOT DESCEND ON VRISKA'S POSITION AT ONCE

true true TRUE!!! I am willing to be part of the foundation for this mew world order, mew~ 💖✨

Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Visit the Shop tab to purchase crossover outfits featuring characters from Overwatch, Nier Automata, and Citizen Kane! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball

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sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve
@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> sq0nk??

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wait really?

Skaianet has to market their game to squeaky toy aliens somehow.

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sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve
@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> sq0nk 1s the funn1est name f0r 1t ever thank y0u

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time. You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit any portion of the Service. etc, etc.

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You can't STOP me from infringing copyright! I'll reproduce my likeness all I want!!! mew~ 💖✨

Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Prototype your body and make out with your resulting spriteself. Do it you coward. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball #nsfw

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

squonk???

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oh wait these are other versions of the game duh. im stupid!

Just calling it Sburb or Sgrub would leave out valuable demographics!

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of course! we really do need an umbrella term, huh.

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B33 < meowbe one day well make it happen

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The sprite handbook I got calls the umbrella term 'universe-propagating game' but that might just be in English.

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yeah, okay. upgs then? or is that just needlessly esoteric?

I just tag all the versions of the game's name that I know. Let me know if you've seen others!

Way ahead of you, I'm mass producing clones of myself on a factory scale #selfcest #nsfw mew~ 💖✨

Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you or a loved one were in a universe-propagating game with Vriska Serket, you may be entitled to financial compensation. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball

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B33 < wait clawmpensation from who B33 < did vriska lose a class action lawsuit

i'd self delete if i was in the universe where it was called spl0p.

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You may be entitled to financial compensation :3c

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B:TT < whatre my odds financial clawmpensation oracle

The financial compensation is leaning on Vriska until she gives you money.

B33 < i can make this happen B33 < ty jaspycat

Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Don't prototype an unprototyped kernelsprite with another unprototyped kernelsprite; it Will crash your session and it Will make the server admins pissed off. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball

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B33 < wtf i missed out on sqonk and sball B33 < why werent those in my spurrite^2 handbook

I chatted up Booblesprite in that one Sblob session on Spritenet and xye got a handbook that mentioned those last two.

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B33 < man i hate spurritenet B33 < dev pawbviously used it as a chance to make efurryone read their tutorializing B33 < but meowbe ill go back if i can learn what the hell sqonk is

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Apparently that species and all the matter they interact with is made of coherent standing acoustic waves, so all the pictures are completely useless.

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B:33 < jrs youre killing me here

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I'm just here to hand out useful game tips! Blame the universe-propagating game admins for picking out objectively low-quality universes to run it in.

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Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you need to god tier someone in a pinch, beat them to death with their own quest bed! #gore #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball

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Keeping this in mind ::::)

﹌ Is this truly the best methoϡ? ﹌

Follow for more hilarious tips and tricks!

Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.

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on it boss!!

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I am at most a first among equals in the ring of girlkissing!

Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If your muscular fortitude stat of choice is high enough, you can pick your denizen up by the tail and swing them around to do a surprising amount of damage. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball

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~° Incomprehensible, have a nice night. ~°

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To think, once upon a time, I would put useful tips in the public sphere. Some would call it a "guide".

I'd keep doing it the way I did when I wasn't a sprite but GameFAQs went under. 3:

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You've provided enough guidance, Jasprosesprite. It is time to rest. Reset, even.

But why would I do that when there's so much me to be?

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All my whiskentacles are thoroughly #lubricated and thus are safe from being #cylinderstuck. Keep this in mind for your own cylinders! #nsfw

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this is somehow the most disgsuting thing i𝑣e read on this app and i am 𝑣ery much inc𝑙uding 𝑙ady swansongs i𝑙𝑙ustrious chit 𝑙ibrary in that

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Glad to be of service!

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Anyone know where a lass can get deals on enormous balls of yarn?

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Th3 yarn 2tor3

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i might know a guy.

soup store

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Have you considered dispensing with the middle man altogether and going straight to wholesale?

While their Oblong Meat Products are divine, Troll Costco appears to sell yarn only in spools.

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yo momma got two of em

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I may be able to coordinate an introduction with a private vendor.

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nice

#nowplaying If You Wanna Breathe My Sulfur - Slipknot x Spice Girls

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Universe-propagating game tip of the day: Alchemize code 133EE7EE to make Pokemon in real life!

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who is your favorite pokemon jasprose?

Are we talking Pokemon that you know exist or Pokemon that I know exist?

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

all of the above, but i would be happy to hear your answer to both.

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I’m partial to sinistea myself.

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For those you'll have seen, honestly Eevee beats out even the kittiest ones. However, among all of them that you might have seen if the Earth didn't get pounced upon, Sprigatito is absolutely a treat.

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oh i've heard of sprigatito! you'd be surprised what kind of information leaks through timelines and shit, i mean just look at this website. i'm a big fan of clefable myself. eevee is also very cute.

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actually, i'm surprised eevee beats out skitty for you!

Skitty's quite nice! Eevee, however, is Fucking Bapey and I love each and every all of them.

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