Kanaya Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Head Matriach / 12 Sweeps
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
Perhaps My Ultimate Delay And Subsequent Nonarrival Was For The Best #EridanWeek
i'M SO SORRY WHAT, dID i DO,
#IWANTCANDY Thank you for waiting. For your patience. -- gutsyGumshoe sent SECURE COORDINATES [ https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy ] --
time to see what all the fuss is about
Fine Since No One Is Capable Of Making Reasonable Decisions I Have Decided To Volunteer Myself As A Chaperone #iwantcandy #eridanweek #iguess
I Suppose I Could Only Forestall Myself From #coming For So Long
Or #imcoming I Guess Whatever
The #eridanweek #iwantcandy event will commence in a couple of hours. In the meantime. Second to last call to RSVP. Chit #iwantcandy to confirm your entry. Original post below. ____________________________ Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
My Scornful Heart What Have You Done Or Perhaps Did You Almost Do
Does something bother you, my love?
#iamconsumed #bymyownguilt
No! This Is Not About Some Catastrophe This Is About Tavros Not Sleeping With His Eyes Open (To My Relief)
Please Stop Pitying That Chit Like Theres Something Genuinely Wrong I Just Dont Want To Know Whether Or Not Tavros Thinks Its Normal To Sleep Open Eyed Lest He Say The Incorrect Answer
I Will Not Be Able To Unread It If He Gives The Incorrect Answer
Actually No I Cant Grapple With This Right Now I Need To Try And Become Unconscious As Rapidly As Possible So Goodbye
Does He Think Its Normal To Sleep With Your Eyes Open
This Concerns Me #concerned
If I Were To Begin From The Top Of My Concern Indices We Would Be Here Until Tomorrow Night So I Have Elected To Post Vaguely
I see. Well, if you need a sympathetic ear, I would be willing to listen.∞
it kind of sounds like you are going to be awake anyway? if it's something you would like to discuss with someone in private my inbox is always open!
Okay Well Wait If Were Speaking Plainly Do You Ever Feel Like You Might Be Operating On A Level Of Sanity Your Peers Simply Dont Have Access To Or Something Like That
Thank You John Although Speaking Quite Honestly I Do Have Half A Mind To Lambaste All The Accuracies Of Your Lost Boy Film Again
Yes, fairly often. I would say at least twice a night, and on some nights several times. I fear it's a fairly common reaction when one is surrounded by trolls who look to you as a beacon of stability.∞
No John Before You Say Anything I Have Not Tried "hanging Upside Down From Some Kind Of Stalactite Or Something, Like The Vampires From The Lost Boys."
Im Sorry But It Doesnt Really Even Bother Me Much That They Are Lost
Have you tried warm glass of milk? Perhaps a soothing melody?
Recently I Have Been An Unwitting Victim To Sleeping Directly On My Face For Reasons Unbeknownst To Me
oH, oKAY }:) i'M GLAD WE'RE, JOKEY AND JOVIAL TYPE, fRIENDS, yOUR COMPANIONSHIP DOES, mEAN A LOT TO ME,
Oh Yes Of Course Tavros Me Too I Am Very Appropriately Relieved That We Are Friends Of This Nature As Well
i THINK, mOST WOULD NOT REALLY, eXPECT IT FROM YOU BUT, yOU ARE PRETTY FUNNY, wHEN YOU TRY, i WOULD SAY,
yEAH! tHE, mOTHERGRUB SAID SO, aLSO, eVEN, sHE LIKES, yOUR LITTLE GOOFS,
There Is Truly No Good Reason For Me To Awake Right Now
8=D < Would you like a calming video to help you sleep? I could give you one of mine. 8=D < Here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59h47HoKINE
8=D < I am glad you enjoy it. It is nice. Idyllic. I like to imagine I am running with them in their herd. Then, sleep is not far to follow.
For The Life Of My I Could Not Tell You Why But This Actually Worked And I Am Honestly Somewhat Frightened By How Rapidly It Did
Hm For Some Reason I Just Felt The Strangest Sense Of Deja Vu
Well I Hope Tavros Is Alright
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
DISRESPECTFULLY?
Your content isn't fit to house the manure, let alone root the crops.
my thoughts are a jumble of wwonder and awwe the only thing i can think to say in reply is alakazam
My fucking WHAT?
First the fanfiction and now this? - MC Oleana
w0rth the wait.
Tarpen Im Sorry But Just To Speak Very Specifically And Candidly As Your Superior I Would Probably Leave You If I Was Your Wife
Not Before We Found The Grub You Lost But I Digress You Arent Doing A Very Good Job
I Am Only Kidding I Already Know What His Wife Thinks
For The Record I Will Also Clarify That This Definitively Not Meant To Be Taken As Any Sort Of Innuendo So Do Mind That When Interpreting My Chit