Murrit Turkin
@unclaspedKahuna
He/She/They television representative of the shit head slayer clan || interest machine exhibitionista || dispenser of the noble virus
>([two sweeps ago i slipped down some icy stairs and i swear i saw my own buttcrack but nobody believes me]
>([currently bumpin alien #eart from fineas and fe#rrb]
>([t#e truck driver says on #is radio "im so #ungover"] >([and da gay truck driver says "really?"]
>([if i was in smas# bros id be a dlc c#aracter but if you was in smas# youd be an ec#o fig#ter]
｢(;￣ー￣) croc-chan would be a mii fighter costume... megane-san would be meta dlc.｣
｢(*´,_ゝ｀) nyeh.｣
i can assure you that i would be AT LEAST an unlockable with like a really annoying unlock requirement also i would be my OWN character with my OWN moveset because we both know there aint ANYONE who has my kinda moveset mostly cause idk what it is either hehehehe
>([everyones always saying to me murrit dont pursue t#e elixir of immortality itll render you #ollow inside as you realize t#e futility of ur singular existence] >([rip to t#em but im different lol]
what if you can no longer appreciate when u see dat butt...
Readers added context you might like to know: This is true. > "The elixir of immortality? > Of course I'd take it. > You know why immortality is portrayed as a terrible thing to have to bear in stories and such? Those were all meant to serve as cautionary tales against greed and to celebrate rebellion against figures of authority. But on the flip side, the fact that those stories even exist serves as evidence in support of the idea that that the elixir of immortality is a real thing. > Immortality doesn't imply the absence of death. Rather, it just implies a state of existence in which the boundary between life and death disappears, and you exist as neither alive nor dead. > It'd be like a bona fide Necrofantasia—a practical realization of being in a world somewhere in between the world of the living and the Netherworld at the same time."
>([got my ass stuck in da dryer]
>([i am now a genie make ya wis# and ill fuck it up for you in a t#ematically relevant way]
Oh random dude on the web might you kindly grant me the wish of a winning scratch off?
Hm. Childish, but I am between tasks so I'll humor you. I wish for my plans to come to fruition.
>([yea# u win one billion loops but since ur not repitonian u cant use t#em s#its]
>([everyt#in u ever wanted comes to be but u find it strangely #ollow an unsatisfyin and u realize all da time u spent planning and preppin took away any c#ance u #ad 2 prepare for #appiness also u fall down t#e stairs and break ur foot real bad]
Just about as charming as I anticipated. What a waste of my time.
Dont listen to this fuddyduddy mxster or mxssus turkin i think your goofing off was really pretty funny. Ten million comedians out of a job and youre cracking jokes for free and theyre pretty fricken top notch.
Oh, keep your opinions to yourself, Mr. English. As if I need you appearing from the ominous fog to comes irritates me.
*Come *Irritate. No idea what happened there.
I know what happened there bro you fat fingered it.
HOW DARE YOU?!
>([idgaf if u t#ink steve is broken in smas# i feel free as a feat#erbeast playin some bulls#it and i aint gon apologize for it]
self proclaimed calm and relaxed gamers when you play steve or mr game and watch they hate to see us thrive
>([stopped in a random diner to get a bagel and t#ey got exclusively taylor swifte playin on da radio somebody take t#e s#ot]
B33 < my clawndolences
For once, we are in agreement.
>([notice #ow i got gooder at fortnite after oliver tireey died]
>([everybody masc til t#e roac# start flyin]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/cc525caa6bbd9c1ac3457286a5d1ae31/2fd2fdf0b31e8ea7-c6/s640x960/eb880f13f84ea8dfa9ef788af5caea071e558f26.jpg]
Are you alright?—
>([saw dis dude at ancient times @gallivantingGourmand ] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/bb75281e47f1.png]
By glory, that looks just like me~! You captured my handsome visage flawlessly~!
>([clowns love wrestlin anyways dont t#ey] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/645388c20503.png]
>([an ANOT#A one] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/7a970d684e3d.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/547e60c54ae3.png]
wow roxy is truly the most iconic rumbler in any pumpkin patch
bro i need that tshirt so effin bad
im literally wearing that RIGHT effin now..... HOWD U KNOW :OOO
>([made anot#a one] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/c39ee962fecb.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/9b9516007214.png]
I think I hauve covid
Ok this one is spot on bro.
Your best work yet~!
>([made anot#er dude i saw in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8251bc8120ba.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/19c18514aa8e.png]
XDXD Dude. Literally who the fuck are these people. XDXD
Can you kill him please. Thank you.
another masterful creation
chud ass mfer
>([t#ey call me uncummable #nsfw]
777 < 7ha7 sounds like a you problem
>([@creator#eadcanons w#ic# one is da strongest]
>([im #itting t#e tl wit# my transgenderification beam it also gives u super strengt# an eye lasers]
WHAT IF IM ALREADY TRANSGENDER THOUGH?
OH *SHIT.* YOURE SO RIGHT.