Murrit Turkin
@unclaspedKahuna
He/She/They television representative of the shit head slayer clan || interest machine exhibitionista || dispenser of the noble virus
>([lemme drop a lil knowledge on yall] >([lowkey genuinely = lowkenuinely. lowkenuinely flow state = flowkenuinely]
>([go c#uds give us not#ing]
>([got so many bad bitc#es blowin up my celly t#ey consider me a security risk at train stations]
No they aren't. Be honest.
>([seein fusc#ias on t#e tl is lowkey wild i feel like i time traveled]
>([maybe im being egotistical but lowkey if i t#ink i would #ave two #ealt#bars. maybe even t#ree]
>([base form (two #anded dreadsword) second form (dual wieldin fire an ice longswords an also i can do counters now) t#ird form (bare fistin fast as fuck wit command grabs an super armor plus s#adow clones)]
>([i be usin 2xknucklekind on t#e reg girl it aint no stretc# to just go bare bones an fist a dude raw yknow]
>([do alternian trolls not get crunk off sugar]
>([okay cool i was startin to wonder w#et#er repitonian trolls were freaks for gettin drunk off mountain dew]
>([everybody wanna be generous an gracious an kind or w#atever til i clear out t#ey complementary box a donuts at t#e function like am i not a guest am i not welcome am i sposed to starve]
>([t#ese #oes #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/7a83e99870f4.png]
>([every1 is so mean 2 me #ttps://i.imgur.com/CUNtxPN.jpeg]
ONE TIME KANKRI TOLD ME I DON'T HAVE HATE IN MY SOUL AND I THINK IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY TO PROVE THEM WRONG OFTEN AND AT GREAT PLEASURE TO MYSELF
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
>([if repiton ever gets invaded by aliens t#ey best send me to negotiate first contact cuz now i know i just gotta be like "need me a bitc# wit# #ips" an all da aliens gonna go bonkers for it apparently]
>([i dodged t#e nuke but i'm pretty sure t#e cyp#ercas# guy and turnin kaikai went down in t#e blaze. so ups and downs.]
>([im like 70% on t#e bomb at #eridanweek being a nuke lowkey]
>([woke #ig#blood saved two lives at #eridanweek. but w#o set off t#at bomb is t#e real mystery]
A bomb? I am on the case.
brother i regret to inform you that you waste your time the bombing cullprit is publliclly known and proud of it
what if the llaw is unjust tho, or meant to reinforce the power structures OF the unjust? *taps my templle*
the llaw is whatever the peoplle at the top say it is! the llaw says i shoulldve been culled at birth! fuck the llaw! burn down the city to its foundations and lleave nothing but cinders! you wanna sollve a REAL mystery? sollve how to overthrow the mirthfull sllovenlly piggies crushing us beneath their weallth in excess!
>([t#ey tried to stop a demon im back #eridanweek #w#onukekeridanweek]
>([#ttps://64.media.tumblr.com/dbff13ea746a0219c4f63c1d91efcba3/e685fa5f67e2c3b4-7d/s500x750/431e5c278d08ff2304fdd4619190530f573f45d0.gif]
Where has that skeleton gone. I will not rest until I find it.
👀
This skeleton may think itself swift, but not swift enough for I! / With a single slash I woulX have this wretcheX thing bisecteX horizontally; with another, vertically. / Then it coulX have its rest.
WHAT WAS THAT APPARAITION?
Woah— What was that—
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WISH I COULDA BEEN THERE. :o(
✿ 𖧧w❦ and a half s𖧧ars, yes? ✿
>([if t#eres one t#ing you gotta know about me its t#at t#e rankmaid is my os#i til i die]
What is an oshi—
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
equius youre the onlly blluebllood ive ever respected fucking get their asses. idek whose asses, just GET them.