Ciel, Sage of Thorns
@absurdlyExtra
死んでるように生きたくない！
When Maribel Hearn completed her evolution and mastered boundaries, she changed her name to a single kanji, 紫, the highest-energy color on the visible spectrum. Her shikigami was given the name 藍, for a slightly lower-energy color. In the same manner, I have named myself for the visible spectrum in its entirety (derived from "arc-en-ciel"); my shikigami has taken the name Scarlet, after the boundary of visible and infrared, and also after the first modern Touhou game. In conjunction, our names represent the setting sun, a boundary between eras. We are the Sunset Alliance. We resolve incidents throughout paradox space, and fight difficult enemies for fun and profit. Hire us if you so desire. ~ Ciel
Record of the posts of @abhorrentCollector, an account with a solid black icon which used the empty set symbol ∅ as a handle, stating intent to delete its account seven hours later and thus necessitating archival This is really annoying --- AC: AND HERE WE ARE. AC: OUR PRELUDE. PS: hell yeah, anꙮther ꙮminꙮus "typing quirk which replaces the letter ꙮ with a symbꙮl/character nꙮt fꙮund in the mꙮst cꙮmmꙮnly fꙮund alphabet" persꙮn - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man --- AC: I STILL REMEMBER YOUR LIGHT. IT WAS STREAMING DOWN AND BURNING OUT MY EYES. TG: dude that was so insightful i think you just changed my entire worldview wow CN: If I were a big boy, I wouldn't cry. But! Since I'm not a big boy, I'll just have to close my eyes and picture what it's like! AE: Somehow I feel like I know who this is and that the appropriate response is to point and laugh at this user. --- AC: IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE THEN. YOU RAN, AND I REMAINED IN THE SHADOWS. AND SOMEHOW YOU HIDE YOURSELF FROM ME. AC: BUT NOT FOR LONG. PS: can we reschedule this tꙮ 2 days frꙮm nꙮw - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man AE: Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo --- AC: I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID. AS I WILL MAKE YOU FORGIVE ME. AE: We used to beat people with hammers for saying shit like this. --- AC: WE ARE THE LAST OF OUR KIND NOW. WE ALONE SURVIVED AS OUR UNIVERSE BURNED. THERE IS ONLY YOU AND ME. AE: Skill issue. TT: I wonder who you're talking to. PS: damn. ꙮppa gangnam style - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man AE: If my guess as to who's talking is right, it's two guys talking to each other while a third guy records their thoughts and posts them. Exactly as pathetic as it sounds, don't worry about it. --- AC: I AM NOT YET AS STRONG AS THE FLASHING ANGEL WHICH DECIMATED OUR REALITY. BUT I WILL BE. I INTEND TO BE. AC: I’VE BEEN BUILDING. PREPARING A VAST LABORATORY FROM THE REFUSE. THE DETRITUS AND THE FAILED SHADOWS. A GRAND EXPERIMENT TO DISSECT THE SECRETS OF CREATION. AC: I HAVE BEEN BUILDING IT. FOR US. AC: YOU WERE PROMISED TO ME. I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THAT. KD: #whatdatmean AE: Or, hear me out: What if I just killed both of you right now? #violence --- AC: FROM THE BLOOD OF THE GODS HAVE I BORN MY CHILDREN. THEY FLY OUTWARD TO ENFORCE MY WILL. THE WILL OF THEIR LORD-FATHER. TO GUARD THOSE I HAVE PLUCKED FROM EMPTY ETERNITY. TO GATHER SOULS TO BIRTH THEIR BRETHREN. AE: #notreadingallthat DK: hm. --- AC: I HAVE MADE PACTS AND BARGAINS WITH SCHOLAR AND TERROR ALIKE. I HAVE PREPARED. STUDIED. MUTATED. AND ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO DISSECT THE CORE OF CREATION. AND SOON, IT WILL BE IN MY GRASP. AC: ALL THAT IS NEEDED IS YOU. AND YOUR LIGHT. AC: I WILL TAKE IT AND YOU ALIKE, AND BECOME LORD OF BOTH. AC: AND WE MAY FINALLY BEGIN AGAIN. DK: not a fan of that. CA: On some weirdo shit. YC: i been saying this @ --- AC: IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, AND I BELIEVE YOU CAN, KNOW THIS: AC: I AM COMING FOR YOU. AC: …AH. BUT NOT AS IF THE REST OF YOU HAVE ANY CONTEXT, DO YOU? AC: NO. AND THAT IS HOW I LIKE IT. CA: Bro is literally just yapping rn. MM: c< yall will say aNytHiNg, stars abOve.... >c --- AC: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS PRELUDE. THESE MEANINGLESS WORDS. VEILED PHRASES. UNCLEAR ALLUSIONS. --- AC: YOU HAVE SEVEN HOURS. AND THEN THEY WILL BE GONE. AND THEN, A TIME LATER. SOMETHING NEW ARRIVES. AE: Who in the fuck is "they." MM: c< ....???? >c AC: NOT A PERSON. MY PRELUDE. AG: ★彡 [UndErstOOd bIg d@wg.] 彡★ AE: Sigh. Archival in progress. --- AC: OH, AND TO SUFFICE IT TO SAY, I AM NOTHING YOU HAVE KNOWN BEFORE. IN IDENTITY, AT LEAST. DK: well that puts some concerns at ease. partially.
Ughhhhh it's not fucking doneeeee I'm not built for ARG bullshit why couldn't this have happened to Casper insteadddddddd --- AC: OH. THE THINGS I WILL SHOW YOU. AND OH THE THINGS I WILL DO. AC: ONCE I HAVE BEEN BOUND ONCE MORE. TO MY BELOVED MUSE.
AC: WOULD YOU LIKE ONE MORE? AE: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
AC: OH, I LIKE YOU. AE: My flush quad is taken. Go away.
AC: I ASSURE YOU, I AM ALREADY TAKEN. AND QUITE MONOGAMOUS. AE: This is stupid. Please stop talking already so that I can stop recording you.
GOD. DAMN IT. --- AC: 7:52. 5+2=7. 7:7. AC: MY FAVORITE NUMBER. AND MY LEAST FAVORITE. ALL AT ONCE. SIX STAND IN BALANCE. ONE STANDS APART. IS IT AN IMBALANCE ALONE? OR DOES THE ONE STAND ABOVE THE SIX AS THEIR SUPERIOR? AC: I HAVE MY BELIEFS ON THAT MATTER. MZ: 677777
I hate it here. --- AC: AND THE TIME TICKS FORWARDS. EACH SECOND PUSHING THE PAST FURTHER INTO OBLIVION. CC: my r¡9h7 arm hur7$ and ¡ b!ame you for ¡7 DK: hm.
It's replying to other people's posts now this shit is so ass. --- DD: I might be a problem. But at least I have lots of secrets. DK: a man of mystery. swoooon. [attached is an image of Carol Holiday's finishing move] AC: AND THUS LIE IN MY DOMAIN. DD: Good post. [replying directly to DK, ignoring the vagueposter in the room]
[In reply to a thread where I was complaining about having to do this] AC: I MADE NO DEMAND. THE CHOICE TO CRYSTALIZE THE INFORMATION RATHER THAN ALLOW IT TO FADE IS YOURS.
Hm. Don't like that. #dashwatching
Person in question went out of its way to scroll my profile and hate literally everything I've ever posted. This is going to be SOME horseshit, huh.
If I actually understood how to take a thirst trap in a way that actually looks appealing and not lifeless/cringe then I would. I don't know my cup size off the top of my head but it's about 32-ish C-ish.
This post partially prompted by the current dash topic and partially by the fact that I'm going through a very boring recovery process and thus have nothing better to do than post.
Here at the Gray House, we’re working to #GetRailed!
*、tR011B4M4 Y0UR TH3 B3ST PR3SID3NT T0 1IV3 TH4NK Y0U！⚡️
meeeeeeeeeee #suggestive
This song sucks ass. Thank you Dave very cool.
youre so welcome dawg i bring only the finest beats
I'm not going to make an "evil!Ciel:" joke because that's just the depressing reality of the overwhelming majority of my alts.
Why are we rating our own attractiveness all of the sudden? 7.8/10, by the way. Too much stick figure.
I find the recurring horror conceit of "the book you must never read" somewhat insulting. You cannot bind something in human skin, lock it beneath a monastery, have six generations of occultists die attempting to translate it, and then expect me to demonstrate restraint. At that point, the book has been marketed directly to me. I will be reading it. .
can you make iit iinto a culldle e-book after you fiinii2h tran2latiing and readiing iit.
Only if you get a case made out of troll chitin for authenticity.
yeah ii can probably do that.
...I feel like it's tempting fate to ask this but I wonder if there are troll versions of me out there. I never went Ultimate so I didn't get to observe the crowd of alts directly.
...Honestly I could go for some #selfcest right about now but then I'd run into the obvious issue that 99% of other mes are fucking unbearable.
Now listening to: 星条旗のピエロ
Why are princes always Like That.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 royalty are losers everyone with half a pan knows this ^^^^^^^^^^
B33 < theyre purrinces beclaws theyre like that
There are a great number of reasons I love having cryomancy, but one of them sure is that a thick layer of snow is great for aurafarming. Absorbs blood, mutes sound. Gives a one-on-one duel the impact I thrive on.
Thinks about #traumatic-insemination and gets so horny I pass out.
Thinks about what now?
(looks that up)
...hm
good post. have done this before. would do again. fun activity.
learning about yourself again?
stfu
VvvvvvvvvvvV ฅ૮˵×ﻌ಄˵აฅ 💬 target audience reached its peak ^^^^^^^^^^
yxu knxw. like bedbugs. - xx
*parasitic restplane mites. apxlxgies tx the scumblxxd cxmmunity fxr my exclusixnary language. - xx
freedom!!!!!!!
I need a fucking drink. #vagueposting
#shitpost
Reasons to date me: - I can kick your ass - I can kick your enemies' asses - My matesprit can also kick your ass and your enemies' asses - Free transportation - Free weapons - Seriously I have so many copies of my signature weapon - It's getting kind of ridiculous - If you want a large amount of them you can have them - I insist
hey. y☀︎u. yes Y☀︎U. y☀︎u need t☀︎ be m☀︎re ☀︎f a BITCH right the fuck n☀︎w #advice #getthefuckup #andpunchs☀︎mel☀︎sersLIGHTS☀︎ut!!
Rechitt. Reach freedom through violence.
you know what? you're right.
FUCK yeah!!
always am >;)
be MEAN AS FUCK!!!!! >:DDDDD
B3t
yessssssss
In celebration of the EoSD remake happening, I'm going to see if I might be able to add Taboo "Four of a Kind" to my spell collection. Spawning extra bodies sounds like it could be pretty fun.
...For clarity, I'm saying that I'm going to be trying to pull it off in real life. Obviously I perfected the extra stage years ago.