Sollux Captor
@twinAnnihilation
okay 2o the long a22 explanatiion of my tiimeliine wiill come later. for now ju2t know that iim one of the 'lucky one2' or two2 iif that2 even po22iible.
you were riight. honey ii2 way better than hatiing.
when do ii get a turn on whatever magiical fuckiing glow up machiine ii2 out there. how much ii2 admii22iion or a tiicket or whatever. unrelated two my profiile piic btw.
--E√ Salons exist. On some planets.
wwhat happened to being able to think twwo hundred times more or wwhatevver the fuck magical gloww up machines dont exist because magic doesnt exist idiot but if you wwant tips on howw to look less like a chud im nice enough to take a look at you and see if theres somethin to wwork wwith
can iit be 2omethiing other than #mate2priitmonday thank2.
--E√ Munchtime Monday? For when you're hungry.
yeah that work2.
don't thiink of her ta2eriing the ruiin2 don't thiink of her runniing iin an old t 2hiirt don't thiink of her go get 2ome exercii2e don't thiink of her porou2 membrane don't thiink of her readiing on the l traiin don't thiink of her crumble at the thought don't thiink of her alway2 thiink of her.
(did you see that little solfef animation on twitter too? :P because i just did and it made me listen to this song for the first time fjdkdksisisi)
(( i might have i'm not sure.. it just fits so well...))
(i recently lost contact with a really good feferi rper so now i can truly understand how sollux feels 😌↕️)
headache tiime2 two wa2 not what ii wanted two wake up two. ffufuuuuuckckkkk my liife.
oh for fuck2 2ake my iicon ii2 2tiill thii2 bull2hiit.
one time my terezi took pictures of everyone and defaced them do you wanna see yours you might like it
yeah actually.
hope this works https://file.garden/an9qFDa3eyw3S2cF/sollux%20given%20sharpie%20mustache%20final%20(2016_02_21%2005_27_25%20UTC).png
motherfucker
don't worry ii can 2en2e the alteratiion and iit2 pretty good. thank2.
iif you really thiink about iit you know?
i ꙮbviꙮusly am. yꙮu just dꙮn't really lꙮꙮk like the type ꙮf persꙮn whꙮ thinks very ꙮften. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
touche, you look liike the type that thiink2 they thiink a lot more than they thiink they thiink you know?
YOUR PROFILE REALLY SUITS YOU.
2cathiing one there. good job buddy.
twwo hundred times more and for wwhat 'iif you really thiink about iit you knoww?' send post the fuck kind of braindead thinkin is that
i'm pretty sure yꙮu didn't think abꙮut this statement very hard. yꙮu can think that yꙮu think mꙮre than yꙮu think, ꙮr yꙮu can think mꙮre than yꙮu think yꙮu think, but yꙮu can't think yꙮu think mꙮre than yꙮu think yꙮu think. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
you caught iit good job you pa22ed the thiinkiing quiiz. take thii2 2emii-magiical thiinkiing hat a2 a reward.
check the tag of the hat for wa2hiing and dryiing iinfo by the way. iit2 really iimportant.
i always check the washing and drying infꙮ - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
2core.
what would make me look le22 2cary maplehoof. a 2ugge2tiion or two.
liike what. what thiing2.
can ii ju2t be 2cary agaiin2t other people. for you or 2omethiing. two make up for iit.
chat ii2 iit normal for a liike hoofbea2t iin2tructor two hold you really liike. ii don't know protectiively?
i would guess no
yes 6eCause i'd love that (=
cool got iit.
8=l < I'm not an instructor though 8=l < I'm just a guy who's a horse
oh 2iick cool. diifferent teachiing book2 then or 2omethiing got iit.
8=l < Ne%t time you can ride me if that makes it easier 8=l < I w001dn't drop you
oh okay. yeah cool. 2iick.
8=l < What is that tag 8=l < Oh 8=l < I understand 8=l < I can shapeshift into a horse
have partiie2 changed iin the pa2t few 2weep2 cau2e wow.
ii never knew ii could driink thii2 much. al2o yeah ii lo2t my old pfp 2o thii2 ii2 iit for me. #2ub2tance2 ii gue22.
waiit 2hiit my profiile piicture ii2 2tiill thii2. fuck where diid ii put the other one.
fuckiing up 2ome ciider riight now. #2core.
ha2htag 2iilly 2aturday or 2omethiing.
ii fiixed iit.
i feel rly bad for u but also this is frying me keep ur chin up, champ
iit 2hould be fryiing you. iif ii weren't iin the un2olvable agony ii'm iin ii would be laughiing my bellow2ac2 out.
2o thii2 ii2 what iit feel2 liike two be one of tho2e dii2fiigured and hiideou2 war veteran2 on the 2treet. ii wouldn't change the joke2 ii've made but fuck doe2 iit 2tiing.
maplehoof 2aiid ii'm 2cary. ii'll never recover.
dude youre messed up how could you scare that poor horsey. not cool.
ii'm iin enough pu2her paiin con2iideriing maplehoof doe2n't liike yellow ii don't need you douchiing up my comment2.
How fucking dare you.
yeah ii know. my bad.
You could try being orange. Just my advice.
ii don't know that would be a liittle po2er-ii2h on my part.
They’re pretty close in the color wheel. Maybe a different shade of yellow?
ii'll work2hop iit.
Sounds good.
man everythiing2 2tartiing two go downhiill agaiin liike alway2. at lea2t ii pa22ed one thou2and 2core or whatever.
waiit 2hiit can you not 2ee iit. iit'2 me celebratiing. fuck.
iit'2 liike iif ii looked kiinda more humanii2h. you know liike a meme. you know what that ii2 riight maplehoof.
oh.
woke up toniight and now there2 twenty tiime2 more doom iin my miind. what the fuck happened ii2 thii2 what ii get for connectiing two chiittr.
Hand it over. Slowly. (The doom)
By "doom in your mind" do you mean portents of danger for the members of Chittr? Or is it something more derogatory than that?
ah ye2 let me 2coop the liiquiid doom out of my pan for you real quiick. totally.
both.
--E√ That sounds like Mage stuff.
Thank you very much
I will do my best to have the impending doom find me suitably offended.
thank2 a ton defiiniitely diiagno2ed iit doc.
good. good.
god yeah that po2t wa2 two de2perate iit2 over for me.
fuck.
that2 what iim 2ayiing.
that2 me.
not that ii'm beiing piicky about whiich of my p2eudo kiinda friiend2 ii talk two but there2 been a 2hockiing lack of AA and FF around when ii'm here.
they're u2ually not up thii2 late.
fuuuuuuck. damn iit of cour2e my tiimeflow 2iit2 out2iide of the AA and FF area2 why wouldn't iit.
8=l < Time to make more friends, Mister Captor
ii don't know about that. the la2t one2 are 2tiill gone.
8=l < Neighver two late
this one is! but admittedly shes usually much more preoccupied with sudoku or something else equally too boring to chitt about :p
oh. man iit2 good two 2ee you. or a you. you get iit.
they'll sh0w up.
honey and 2henaniigan2 and jape2 a2iide ii2 iit normal two 2ee gho2t2 of people you haven't 2een iin 2weep2.
ii'm takiing the lack of a reply a2 a ye2. thank fuck phew.
oh yea gotta love a good #haunting
okay good. kiinda a diick move of them to appear now though.
oh you're the one who wanted that! did you like it? :)
yknow iit wa2 a good one. 2hake2 your nub.
wait hang on is it the nub that has the prongs on it as a hand analogy? this one i always struggle with.
the hand one.
shakes your nub too, then! :)
wait hang on. shakes it two. there we go! or is that a quirk and not a pun one. i know puns tend to be less rude to play in the space of.
pfft iit2 kiinda both don't worry about iit.