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wwhat happened to being able to think twwo hundred times more or wwhatevver the fuck magical gloww up machines dont exist because magic doesnt exist idiot but if you wwant tips on howw to look less like a chud im nice enough to take a look at you and see if theres somethin to wwork wwith

(i recently lost contact with a really good feferi rper so now i can truly understand how sollux feels 😌↕️)

(did you see that little solfef animation on twitter too? :P because i just did and it made me listen to this song for the first time fjdkdksisisi)

rly wanna bite someone rn

been too out of it to postttt anythin yet but here i am! its ur boy! roxy!

everyb0dy wants the cerebral scam kind of crime but ain't n0body want the l0wblo0'd threaten another waiter schlub at shivp0int two c0ver an info leak kind 0f crime.

m0vie correctly deducing y0u can just lie continu0usly and people will be better with that, even kn0wing, than one truth.
8=l < @twinAnnihilation

⛥ Dried mangoes are so fucking good I might cum all over my skirt.

a lil to the left
< Psionic bulge explosion barrage go #nsfw >
I *JUST* b🝎ught my pc. Δnd n🝎w ive been fucing hΔcvked. ΔmΔzing I need Δn IT guy....

FUCCCCCCCCCCCKING HELL.

⛥ I'm in a mood, again.

s0mething like that.

hey

You Are Not Ready To Hear This, But / This / Is " Peak " Cupetime Fashion. #nsfw? #larkdoodles https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9dc010abbee.png

im making tamales tonight would anyone like some? :)
These chittr. get togethers are. great for making. friends, shit rules

Sounds good.

ugh i YEARN 4 kisses rn https://youtu.be/Yq5OwFdKOjo?si=ieYV0rzfgLpZqOYK

Yellow text users, raise hands.

H3H3.. B34UT1FUL N1GHT!
so i just smelled a really smelly smell while checking up on some KBOs???? what?

shakes your nub too, then! :)
it is appreciated. ribbit. its nice t0 see y0u as well.
i was lurking f0r a bit. and th0ught it w0uld be funny t0 p0st when i saw my handle menti0ned.
this one is! but admittedly shes usually much more preoccupied with sudoku or something else equally too boring to chitt about :p
8=l < Neighver two late

srry i was askin my buddy the good mr. unless

oh yknow!!! pretty good :3 heh… unless…

wat if we kissed… hhaaha… jk!! unless?

@twinAnnihilation dared: "ii've 2een your prank2 go around and wonder iif an accomplii2hed prank2ter liike you could get one over on me. try your be2t." hehe, okay! i'll have to figure something effective out. i think i have a few ideas already. @destinedKiller said: "jinx hours" and dared: "i had something but forgot as soon as i opened the link. i dont know. lick your elbow?" i have tried many a time! i'll succeed one of these days. but i tried a bunch, just didn't record it. you can imagine how silly i looked.
123 people online and basically none of us are posting. #Teamwork
8=l < Do you ever just lean back in your chair and
gruuhhsick doooesnt even describe it this is dooown right KILLER(¬ºཀ°)¬

DUD3, 1 D1DN'T TH1NK P3OPL3 WOULD M1SS M3???

(=^・⩊・^=) < HI HORUSS! I S33 MEW LIKING MY POSTS!
iii hooopeee yooouuu... geeet sooomeee gooooood reeest... :)

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f0r some reas0n i thought i'd transmitted this 0ne previously but i d0n't see it on the tag. s0 a belated #thickerthursday in hon0r of the l0ng weekend. ((Moddux2))

M4N, C4PTORS 4R3 GR34T. 1 4PPR3C14T3 YOU SOLLUX1... SOLLUX3S? SOLL1????
OKAY, IM UP. JUST HAD A SHOWER, TIME TO ANSWER MORE OF THESE. Q: "you should like lowkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy take your shirt off for research purposes yk i totallyyy have a research abt troll anatomy for one of my psychology class and youre my case study lollllllllll not bc i wanna see your tits or smt i just wanna see how your body looks like trust" I DONT THINK ITS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES BEFORE I PUT A SHIRT ON.

1 M4Y NOT B3 TH4T F4T BUT 1'M ST1LL PUDGY 4ND SH4P3D L1K3 4 P34R.

YOU C4PTORS R34LLY FL4TT3R M3.

be honest how pissed do you think karkat would get if i went up to him and reenacted that one tiktok audio he talkin 67 i wanna 69 and then i point at his shirt while wiggling my eyebrows in a manner that can only be described as 2d undulation scale of 1 to 10 how pissed

My ass jiggles every time I take a step

1 W4NN4 P1CK UP SOM3ON3 4ND PUT TH3M ON MY SNOUT.

bras are a scam btw

Y34H, 1'M GONN4 ST1CK W1TH TH1S D1NGY 4SS F4N FOR TH3 FR34KS. LM4O.

1 C4N B3 CUT3 TOO!

Y34H, 1'M DY1NG H3R3. BUT 1 GU3SS 1T'S WORTH 1T FOR TH3 FR34KS.

YOU GUYS L1K3 ST1NKY SW34TY G1RLS R1GHT?~

I will die a martyr and it will be worth it

duh

is it actually rabbit season? :( #suggestive

No.ones.doing.somnophilia.anymore.because.of.woke

)(e)(e... T)(ese two gills s)(ore are being spoiled by me tonig)(t~
≽^•⩊•^≼ If I make an ask box. Would anyone even ask my questions nya?

my br0ther just another me. 🤝

n0o0 dont kill each 0ther youre b0th so sexy.

—- amorousChanteuse [AC] has speared tipsyGlamour’s [TG’S] window. —- #cw-violence @tipsyGlamour

how many energy drinks should i have today im thinking of staying with the usual two but i might switch shit up who knows might go crazy today

pretty bitches love me and ugly hoes hate me! but while yall busy hating, i’m flying across the universe to be in troll vogue, bitch!! #sassy #itgirl #lyricposting #hype

IT geeks and DND nerds are sooooo in. <3 #yum

Packing: Done OOO message: Done Home defense spells: Done Dave provisioned: Done EE's office provisioned: Done Rose is ready for her vacation.

playiing deadlock and ii 2pam "iim goiing two rat" at every po22iible opportuniity.
i gotta get off linkedin this website is so awful... :((((

was it really

i think im just g0nna d0 a sexy sheet gh0st again this year

I WELCOME LuNA SNOW SLANDER ON MY TIMELINE. NOT ONLY DOES HER CRETINOuS ASS HOG EVERY SKIN LIKE A FLESH TAKER SKELETON CONVINCED HER BONES HAVE PIMPLES SHE NEEDS TO COVER uP. BuT EVERY CHARACTER IS RETROACTIVELY MADE TO WAX HER FuCKING ASS WITH THEIR TONGuES. EVEN IF IT WOuLD NOT MAKE SENSE. IT FEELS LIKE PLAYING WAR GAMES WITH CALLIOPE. TRAuMATIC EXPERIENCE. HERE IS MY. OC. SERAPHINE. SHE CAN HEAR THE VOICES OF THE DEAD. AND SHE WRITES SONGS. SO POPuLAR. THAT ALL YOuR HARDENED NOXIAN WARLORDS HAVE HEARD OF HER. AND RuNETERRA. WEEPS. AT HER BEAuTIFuL SONGS THAT TOuCH THE HEARTS OF COuNTLESS. WITHOuT RIPPING THEM OuT OuTRIGHT. IT GENuINELY FuCKING SuCKS uNFETTERED ASS.
≽^•⩊•^≼ I had an alien in my dms earlier asking about my bulgenya. I think dis is #nsfw rite? I do not have one of those I don't thinknya.

>-8==— it looks like i have a busy light shift ahead of myself... >-8==— rounds aren't an issue but it looks like i'll need to wrestle a ccullee into the suit again... #medcchittr @threatentensely

:33 < im always a bit of a slut by the way.

eternally relevant

woof woof

B33 < meowbe ill just start posting shortform purrnographic fiction on here or some shit idk B33 < furgive me im a lil fried rn
Oh, and I’ve been practicing. I can move 76% of the upper body now.

i wanna bite and be mean to you. i want you to cry with pleasure!!!!!!!!! #nsfw #cutenessaggression
8=l < I think I have only posted 2 act001 hxrny photos to chittr 8=l < And both I think were tastefoal

im s0 s0 tired..... abcc is catching up t0 me..........

sLaB TiMe mOtHeRfUcKeRs tHiNkIn bOuT BuLgE WaRmInG. wHeRe a dAvE Or tEz wHeN Ya nEeD OnE )o:

cAuSe yOu oN My cHiT BoUt sPiTtIn iN MoThErFuCkErS MoUtHs? HoW ImMa nOt tHiNk yOu wAnT SoMe gRaPe jElLy?? SuRe mAn tAkE Yo mOtHeRfUcKiN TiMe iM BoUt tO HiT ThE SlAb fOr a rIgHt sNoOzE

where tf is my bra. #suggestive

i w0uldnt want t0 w0rk f0r s0me0ne i c0uldnt 0penly make sex j0kes with anyways #nsfw

u guys are sweet as honey. :) hehe.

d0nt beat yourself up tw0 badly, im being a bleeding-pumper sap two.

ill be sitting waiting eagerly perched on the edge of my chair for when that magnum opus finally drops

aw. thanks sol, that’s super sweet. :c

would you like to know for sure?
(( me like I should get pair art of this, oh I’ll need to think of a character for said pair art. Who should go on a date with Hal? Got any recommendations? LMFAOOO. I’m down for whatever.))

im 4 capri sun pouches deep and no signs of stoppin
PEOPLE LOVE TO ATTACH THEIR FULL GOVERNMENT NAME TO THE CRAZIEST CONFESSIONS I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE. THINGS I WOULDN'T EVEN SAY IN SECRET TO A TRUSTED CONFIDANT. PITYSLOP IS RIGHT.

i figured out how to purr
...every part of my body can be detached, including my bulge. creative minds can run wild with that i'm sure....

I think an0n wants me t0 finally dr0p a sex tape #nsfw

Just 0ne 0f many things

sooo i put this off a few days, but an anon dared: "Here's a nasty dare for you! Steal a partner's underwear and post a picture wearing it." well uh, finally got around to it. that's a lie- i did it immediately and then sat on the actual picture itself forever feeling WAY too embarrassed about posting it. anyways, @tipsyGlamour i may have borrowed something of yours. ((gorgeous art by @tipsyGlamour))

thats a lot of people who like my butt. gosh.

as far as i'm c0ncerned all aas are special.

↻ W∞uld any∞ne like me t∞ draw them t∞ the best ∞f my ability? N∞, it will n∞t be g∞∞d, but I will try my best. ↺
It is not as though I dislike him. Quite the contrary, I enjoy having conversations with him immensely, they are generally quite intellectually stimulating. But he is quite dense.

I Personally, Would Never Be Evil
frind, try telling them to cook it so ful ! or sometimes, making it yurself is so fun !

couldnt handle the strider style like most eridans


nope, you just got that response and i meant it!

22/2!

what would you guys rate me?

I should clarify. Got laid. In a non-degenerate way. Hope this helps. 0u0

"wear a shirtT" tThis and tThatT im a lllowblllood, mY blllood's helllllla warm. i can be butTtT bootTY ass naked in a snow stTorm iFf i so Ffeelll lllike itT. getT on mY lllevelll. does tThis countT as #suggestTive??? idk.
In precisely one month, I will be opening my doors for EarthCHalloween. There will be costumes. There will be food. There will be questionable games, two concurrent theaters of seasonal cinema, and a separate room in which those sufficiently confident in their own judgment may discover why confidence is so often punished. The festivities begin October 30th at 7 PM EST and continue until midnight, barring some successful negotiation with causality regarding the remainder of the weekend. Attendance is open to anyone capable of getting themselves to Earth C. I remain unwilling to summon you personally. Develop initiative.

i hate the beach but i stand in cullifornia with my nibs in the sand

D0 y0u guys think im h0t

dulce de leche flavored.

My blushing ass c0uld never be hem0an0n

sry brother, i th0ught that might be a problem.
Maybe I SH⊚ULD train them attack but they’re my little grubbies… that’s why I make r⊚b⊚t replicas ⊚f my feathered friends… f⊚r VI⊚LENCE!!! HAH⊚⊚H⊚⊚!!!

good morning !!

>.>;

if any0ne would get it it'd be an0ther sollux.

edited slightly f0r my purposes. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4d2681b0d60.jpg

今夜のティアリストはこちら! 0u0
C0CUUR53 1 D000!! 7W700 15 4 GF00D0 MNYUM83R!!
W33 50UHULD M44K3 17 4 7H71GNH 7H7H3N3NNNN!!! 8D

=I us€d to hav€ a fri€nd |ik€ that and i r||y just ki||€d him, i think th€r€'s a |ot to |€arn from that

☆I don’t get why some trolls are opposed to the idea of a song or traKK longer than three minutes, are their pans just no developed enough to where they Kant foKus for that long???☆
GOT TROLL LINKIN PARK STUCK IN MY PAN. IT'S FINE BECAUSE THEIR MUSIC SLAPS.

B33 < nevermore btw

▲the more time i spend on chittr the more certain i am i'd rather have a shipper daughter than powerscaler son▼

:33< happy #maiddressmonday or whatefur :33< #suggestive i guess :33< #nsfw ish :33< https://i.imgur.com/f60W7c8.png

:33< do strange things fur the sake of weird things :33< this is my advice to mew all

If you were my bottom would you be able to get off on me calling you a good dolp)(in? I'm seaing w)(et)(er or naut i can make oceanic terms sexy! e)(e! 38)
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ drip or drown clotpol𝑒𝓈 ┈ ┈ ┈

two bullets to the pan

A2 I go to fuck off of thi2 con2ciou2 coil and 2l33p my a22 off I l3av3 y'all with thi2

no ¡ don7 ¡ 7ake ¡7 !¡ke a champ

"YOUR CLOTH3S 4R3 SO...LOUD" GOD FORB1D 1 BR1NG 4NY WH1MSY TO TH3 OFF1C3

whoever said "don't stick your dick in crazy" is stupid dumb and weird. have sex with whoever you want. it's they're crazy then that's just gonna make it more intense #crazyfucks #nsfw

Might fuck around and say a bad word later.

who up eating straight dirt for fun
:33 < the harassment consort gave me a sword made of light :33 < that's totally awesome :33 < i don't know how to use a sword
:33 < i'm an alpha kitty

nerds r so cute cuz why do i wanna bump your stupid fucking glasses off while i ride your face. :( #affectionate #yearning #nsfw
777 < i have 7wo bulges bu7 7hose are be7ween me and 7he gods 777 < my boyfriends are 7he gods
okay people seemed to like the idea soooo. interact with this post and ill give you at least one worm on a string. :D (whoops! with help from @gadaboutTrickster because sometimes this stuff is a little tricky.)

that's okay, copyright is for corporations, not people! have fun! :D

catch me setting up a prank and you get a chance to stop me! might even get a prize.

Thanks for being a good sport about it

i think im gonna have to get that guy help



























