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not a troll i just have friends on the platform

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does anyone know if people fused with dogs can take hrt like normal or do i need dog hrt :0

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woah another hispanic me! im honduran :) thank you for the product recommendations :D

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Oh. My “you” did about 5ml for .. but that was for testosterone I don’t know if that would e is the same as t Man, why is medical stuff so stressful

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woah! tell him i say hi :)

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

I will do that

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all mes are great and deserve hugs and pats :) ive been called the most canon me but i think thats really silly :/ all mes are me and they are all huggable puppies :)

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Cannon is a bit of elitist joke cause like, my jade and you, and other non puppy jades are all just good people with good vibes, and to credit one as true is just missing the big picture, ya feel?

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And yes indeed, they are very huggable pubbies

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exactly! as far as im concerned canon doesnt mean squat! :) canon or no everyone deserves love :)

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You get it, thank you Jade

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to be fair saying stuff like that is probably how I got the title most canon jade (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

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im really good at giving hugs! im like a professional hugger :)

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

omg do me do me pl0x

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

hell yes! being good at hugs is the most important.

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

ok :)

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considering buying chewtoys :/ any suggestions?

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uh ok :/

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Hmm. It might be worth measuring your bite force? Or investing in a large quantity of things that can be readily destroyed. Zoos often use pumpkins, from what I understand.

sorry, got thirsty on main, my impulsE control is absolutE butts today. not surE what's going on with that.

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i know i can bite through 1 inch thick aluminum plate in one shot.... :/ so with that in mind pumpkins feel a little tame :P

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so it goes hehe :)

but uh. if you wantEd to chEw on mE, i dEfinitEly wouldn't say no.

That's useful information. Tungsten, perhaps?

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just because i can do something doesnt mean i should :P thats an easy way to damage my teeth!

Well, if you can bite through aluminum plate, I think you may have to choose between "fragile and easily destroyed" and "satisfying to chew but bad for oral health".

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yeah probably :(

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i love my ectosister! shes the best :)

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i think the most important part of my life has always been my friends! :) as much as im a practical thinker and someone who tends to make plans based on the reality in front of me i always act a little silly and head in the clouds because it's relieving to approach the world like my actions dont matter all too much :/ obviously i know my life and what I do is important especially with how powerful i am and i act like it when I need to.... but when i can get away with it i like just being silly and not worrying too much :)

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transfem and proud! :)

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get it girl

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Hell yes, sister.

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old me might need to be put in a home :/

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i like jerma985 :)

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so do i :)

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another me neglected a daughter so if theres any jade children in paradox space ill try to take care of you so you dont need to deal with a bad home life :/

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i AM GOING TO TRY, tO START A SOCCER TEAM, wITH AT LEAST ONE, iF YOU WOULD LIKE, tO GET IN ON THE, gROUND FLOOR, mAYBE,

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woof!

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Woof.

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Bark

dawg.....

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yay hi rose :)

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Hello, Jade. Hope you're doing well this fine evening. :)

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yeah but im big eepy....

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Ah, perhaps time for some well deserved rest?

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yeah probably :/

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currently seeking out hugs :(

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dude i aM SO good at giving hugs bring it in

< i ¢∆n give yøu øne ! <(^v^)> >

B:(( < on it

sending online hugs rn !!!

My hug applicatiȯṅs arė always ȯpėṅ aṅd havė a 100% accėptaṅcė ratė!

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An insurmountable amount of hugs is coming straight to you from Rose Lalonde HQ.

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thank you for the kindness everyone :)

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

the featheriest hUg yoU can imagine! U~U

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thank you calliope.... As in the one that isnt gonna possess me

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//Confirmed meat jade blog

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what happens to someones mind during possession? where do i go? do i just stop being? that sounds terrible :(

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X Oh it’s actually way worse, you don’t leave at all, you just have to watch yourself do things you have zero control over while internally screaming the whole time. x

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oh god.... that sounds so violating.... Why is this going to happen to me :(

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✿ fr❦m wha𖧧 𖥧ve heard fr❦m a c❦uple rus𖧧s 𖥧𖧧s un𖥧que f❦r each pers❦n, s❦me en𖧧er a r❦❦m w𖥧𖧧h 𖧧he p❦ssess❦r, wh𖥧ls𖧧 ❦𖧧hers l𖥧ken 𖥧𖧧 𖧧❦ a 'bl𖥧nk and y❦ull m𖥧ss 𖥧𖧧' m❦men𖧧. 𖥧𖧧s a 𖧧❦ss up really ✿

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no!! assUming it works on the same principle, yoU typically dream. if she tries to sUppress yoU for too long, yoU can try haUnting her dreams? that's where predomination occUrs, in a shared internal dreamspace. why, i have some stories to tell on that!

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"= either you watch yourself and it sucks. or you. black out like a dream. or you get some fabricated reality conducted by the doer of it. ="

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Jade. I want you to take a mindfulness break for just a moment. Just a momet. And breathe with me. Could I trouble you to do that? In. Hold. Slowly. Out. In. Hold. Slowly. Out. Speaking from experience, you are utterly and unapologetically going to be OK. Your struggle mirrors that of countless others, but you will never stop being yourself, no matter what your body does, or looks like, how it changes, or what refuses to. There are a great many choices I have yet to make, but have made peace with, and yet it still terrifies me all the same. You are a bright, jubilant, gorgeous, and confident literal space goddess of a woman. Do not let this possible branch eventuality dim your spark.

X So do you know how this happens to you? Because maybe we can work with Kammy-Z to keep you from getting possessed x

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taking notes.... thank you for the advice

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thank you rose.... im scared and i feel very helpless but ill make it through this because my friends are wonderful

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dead ghost calliope has gone radio silent.... im actually kinda scared :/ how far in the future does this even happen? im starting to the the writers maybe dont like me :(

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oh no.... i dont know what the situation is for you but i hope everything goes ok !!!!!!

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apparently im gonna get possessed :(

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oh nooooo!!!!! stay strong jade ! im sure itll work out!

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to clarify i dont not wanna get possessed for timeline reasons im just distressed and trying to prepare myself :/

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hello im just asking everyone what to do if you suspect your dead friend might possess you some time in the future? time sensitive :/

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B33 < can you give more d33ts pls

@ėctȯBiȯlȯgist Right ȯṅ fȯr calliṅg iṅ a TRUė dėtėctivė!! If yȯu suspėct yȯu may bė hauṅtėd I wȯuld first try idėṅtifyiṅg yȯur spėctrė aṅd thėṅ tryiṅg tȯ uṅdėrstaṅd thėir mȯtivatiȯṅs! Ghȯsts ȯftėṅ dȯṅ't haṅg arȯuṅd just cuż, thėy havė a grudgė tȯ sėttlė ȯr uṅfiṅishėd busiṅėss tȯ sȯlvė!!

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is there anything i can do to prepare :/

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oh can you ask a future person that please? i have no idea whats going on :P

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im not sure because it happens in the future

Uṅfȯrtuṅatėly I caṅṅȯt bė thė ȯṅė tȯ dȯ it fȯr yȯu, I'm ṅȯt thė ȯṅė pȯssibly bėiṅg pȯssėssėd! ṅȯr am I a licėṅsėd ėxȯrcist

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be prepared to negotiate! sharing a body is a dreadfUl strain, bUt having proper, symmetric boUndaries set can do yoU a right lot of good!

B33 < this f33ls like an especially abstract purroblem jade idk if anynyan can help you in the future esp since its appurrently a catch 22 situation B:(( < but when it does happen ill try to be there and help out

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thank you davepetasprite^2 :)

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im so so worried :(

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my tail wags when im hugged :)

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Have a tight hug, then.

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yay!

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hugs!!!

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i'm gonna give you one of those great big hugs where i lift you off the ground and spin you around!

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any advice for getting dog smell out of a couch? :/

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ofc babes !!

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depends on if its leather or not. if it has cushion covers take those off and wash em and let the cushions air out in direct sunlight. if its leather then thats gonna take some scrubbing.

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time to roll up my sleeves then.... :(

embrce dog smell, it wll never leasvbe

carpet cleanner + the power of oxicleann accordinng to the warlock

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is the warlock named google :P

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no girl will date me if i dont clean regularly....

nno their nnamme is 27 blunnts #substannces

grls love the smell fo dog tdrust

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ok but i personally dont wanna be stinky

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my friends are wonderful and all deserve hugs

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You deserve just as many hugs.

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yay thank you rose :D

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B33 < agr33d

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hi davepeta! :)

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oh wow everyone is in a frenzy....

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> 1t's def1n1tely 1nterest1ng t0 watch

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oh you have a verification badge! thats really cool :)

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> 1 l1ke the funny sp1nn1ng checkmark :]

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good for you :)

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i love seeing everyones unique art styles! reply to this with cool sfw art you made :)

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gnp.56f284adb100/selif/moc.tsehcgmi.ndc//:sptth

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https://i.postimg.cc/cH2tNM1j/IMG-0448.png drew this a while ago

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I'm clenching my jaw with the sheer force of cuteness aggression I'm feeling towards your image.

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this is really cool!

https://i.postimg.cc/wMDM8CGR/Screenshot-2026-03-24-142841.png

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Here's a bar of Soap i did awhile back https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/bar%20of%20soap.png

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everyone is so talented!

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https://i.imgur.com/c9UV7BM.png :33< did this one sw33ps ago at this point but i still think it looks good :))

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PRETTY FUCKING BAD ASS. I KNOW. THE ART STYLE. THE REALISM. THE LIGHTING. YOU ARE BETAKEN BY EMOTION. NO. THIS IS NOT A PHOTOGRAPH. IT IS A DRAWING, BY ME. THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA. AND THE LAST SIGHT, OF MANY A HATER. BEHOLD, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A4CE3EEB8536.PNG

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https://i.imgur.com/FTreYMD.png NOT AS GOOD AS THE BOSS BUT I LIKE IT :)