Jade Harley
@gardenGnostic
human moderator and adoptive mother to my biological daughter from an alternate universe whos 2 years older than me
i should try fursuiting :0
i wanna be kind to everyone i can :)
ok im normal :)
i dont wanna hurt anybody.... please dont make me hurt anyone.... #CW-spiraling
no one can stop you in what you choose to do, but if you don't want to then you don't have to.
why am i like this....
i refuse to apologize!! unless you want me to or i feel bad about something or i breathed in your vicinity or existed generally :P
everyone should thank you for existing near them because youre the bestest girl in the world!!!! >:(
i should totally make an earth c garden party!! perfect for the harvest season :0
im not great at hosting things, ehehe... but if someone else did id come!!
the pumpkin harvest this season wont be as big as last year but i think its still gonna be good.... the carrots, tomatoes, and beats are just fine and healthy and i recently pulled the potatoes as well :) #jarleygardenupdate
im thinking about trimming my pumpkins soon.... ricky and terrance are looking a little worse for wear.... beatrice however is fruiting gorgeously!! Her pumpkins are nice and healthy and pretty darn big :D #jarleygardenupdate
@yaoiMerchant wanted to tell me: "yo jade im gonna teach you how to produce some fire beats sometime i have a feeling that your pure unbridled whimsy can cook up something joyous on the level of like a box of puppies learning to howl for the first time before learning how to break dance tuff as shit i foresee it this isnt an ask this is happening were making this happen jade were doing this" hi dave!! i can already play bass real good and i write music for my bass guitar but.... you know what they say about trans women and fl studio :P i am your student master strider.... teach me the way of dope.... be sure to send me asks!! :) https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSes0d_E7Sy00-lX42QTU_k8StBHgFERcWiMN0V4SpinUlbwlA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=106149808397854243589
we gonna get you onto the success track of femtanyl jade girl hell 1999 jade we gonna get you there i feel it in my tail that is to say your tail i sense the talent like im some caucasian mr miyagi but the only thing were gonna be chopping is beats instead of karate
im gonna make something cool and good with your help!! my tail is already wagging with excitement :) insert joke about me being a racially ambitious brown woman of vaguely hispanic or indonesian persuasion :P
i thought about how theres a lesbian out there who doesnt even know kissing women is an option.... :( this is so sad
i'm endlessly glad i figUred it oUt eventUally!! goodness, little UU was so oblivioUs. ~u~
to awoo or to not awoo....
i zzay awoooo to yourr hearrtzz content ~ <3
sapphic yearning....
yeah but shes taken so im just waiting till i can not be in love with her :/
poor thing... my yearning is one of a lonely ghost. i get to see her when she sleeps, at least.
wake me up when its tummy time :P
do people like me for me or what i can do??
c< we HaveNt talKed MucH, but geNerally i liKe yOu because yOure yOu! >c
I find you incredibly pleasant and see no reason why I would need your abilities with how flawless my sweetness is, Jades are often pleasant from my lifetime of experiences with different ones so based off your alts I am sure I enjoy you for you. :)
i wanna nap today :)
thinking about honeypot ants :)
[status update! You are now (50%) more repressed and (30%) deeper into smiling depression!]
im smarter than most people assume but i dont think i mind the assumptions.... i dont think i could handle being seen as smart or clever hehe :P
i arf arf for fun :)
i have a lotta weird scars :)