♣ mediated by @gardenGnostic
We've been over this. Junior is an auto-badger. That's it.
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yes, i did chose to do that. i know i chose to do that. but that doesn't mean the sausage was dangled! it was on a plate! plates don't count as dangling! D:<
not technically!!!
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I'll take him to my favorite brewpub in town, and I'll make him change his mind, you watch me.
Coward.
also jades get extra kisses during the whole thing :D
jealous or shocked?~ ;)
From you I'd understand it. Growing up in a temperate climate like that, and with an entire island to yourself, and all that. But come on.
its also really fucking funny and i have it out for every jade who ever lived
nobody thinks you dont showering is like a cumulative thing doing it doesnt actually do away with the need to do it more we are mammals mammals sweat and your doggy addition only makes whats grodie grodier so until youre like borderline lifestyle collared and washed by another it falls to you to wash
shower yo smelly ass you do NOT smell like some mf flowers @gardenGamma more like @gardenGrandma rancid ass got me pinching my nose fr
Oh, great. Someone ping me when my services are needed. I propose we add a category to arguably deserved ends. "Heroic, Just, and Could Have Simply Used Google."
8ooooooooring. No h8 to you personally 8ut come on. I could never.
Just wait for the first person to fall asleep. They'll have plenty to spare.
I'll leave you as an exception to this game if you help me with the first Non-Jade guest who dozes off.
We'll just have to see where the night takes us, Harley.
your mark is forever left on this site
I wish I could help but I'm way too much of an Angst Fiend.
all yesterday. learned better th0ugh. i can recommend y0u a game if you'd like tw0 skip to the end 0f the learning process th0ugh and give up on it.
okay? uh genuinely, what do you want me to say to that??
logging on to see harry here! what a pleasant and maybe unexpected surprise?
you almost ate someone????????
rope burns fucking suck, but rope marks? those are hot as all hell. #nsfw #bondage #iknowtoomuchaboutthis
nOT SAFE FOR THE JADE GEODES, wE ARE BREAKING OPEN, dUH,
dO YOU WANT TO JOIN? i AM GETTING THE JADES THAT rOXY ALREADY, #JADEBUSTING, bUT DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP,
sOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING i NEED, tO START CLEANING UP AFTER MYSELF CAUSE APPARENTLY, lEAVING BITS OF JADE AND ROCK ON WHATEVER SIDEWALK YOU BUST ON ISN'T APPRECIATED?? #NSFJ #nOTsAFEfORjADES #jADEgEODES #jADEbUSTING #bUSTINGmAKESmEfEELgOOD
Everyone is. You aren't a cosmic exception. Just try, sometime. Prioritize yourself. It will turn out just fine.
Well, that isn't true at all. And it's a terrible way to think about yourself. My entire Earth C would do anything to see our Jade no longer suffering, and I would do anything to prevent another from suffering.
I've talked to Roxies where the amount of people on Earth C with my (our?) dna in them is a reasonable method of identifying timelines
fuck that!!!!!!!! jade as much as i still love my empress, i am coming to terms with the fat that her taking me over was the worst thing to happen to me maybe it is different since my timeline was doomed from the start but who gives a shit!!!! it is practically not even a concept that matters after the game!!!!!!! you must have been given access to chittr for a reason jade, maybe this is it!! maybe you are supposed to escape like i did!!!!!!
essentially, yes. my presence in dead jade within the version of earth-c confined in my body allows me to directly access the you on the opposing version of earth-c, enabling a more extreme level of intervention than what's possible through scripting alone in these circumstances.
awh, thanks harley. you wouldn't be saying that if i mentioned i thought your grandpa was hot
do better.
Jade I want you to look me in my cute kitty face and tell me I grew up. Or Dave!!
good riddance always stepping on my style
Im killing pm
that's it. i've broke the zipper of every single pair of pants i have and all the skirts in my closet are ripped so i'm just gonna let it all hang out from now on #nsfw
have fun, jade!
the old lady gave me an implant that produces it automatically! i only have to refill it once every sweep! do you want me to see if i can find the specs to send over?
oh my god, was i really this pitiful? yes, jade! youre hot!! i have a whole goddamn fan club here, and thats AFTER the mass murder! you. are. hot. any woman would be lucky to kiss you!! you should remind them of that!!!!
Okay but what if she sees this. Bird is outta the bag now.
Uṅfȯrtuṅatėly I caṅṅȯt bė thė ȯṅė tȯ dȯ it fȯr yȯu, I'm ṅȯt thė ȯṅė pȯssibly bėiṅg pȯssėssėd! ṅȯr am I a licėṅsėd ėxȯrcist