
Dr. Pete
@ravingGeneticist
My moirail said i should Post here. Hi!
i DIdN'T spEND 6 YEArs In EvIl MEdiCAL ScHOOl To be CALLED 'MIStER", THanK YOu VErY Much!
BanNED froM THE KitcHEn BECAUSE MY moIraIL ThREw A taBlE EARliER And it nEeds TO Be FixEd
MuTuAL OBseSSiOn AS An eXPReSsION Of LoVe: yeS oR yEs
I'm taLl And GANglY And oDdlY CoOrdInAtED So the ReSt Of yoU don'T HaVE To Be.
BIG ELectiVe, sElf-administERed neurOSURgEry HOuRs

all quiet on the frontal lobe
THis iS NOT hElPING mY REPUTATIon hERe. hOwevER. This is MAkInG Me thiNk BACk ON soME oF my more.... CReatIve. EXpEriEnCes. in My EarlY fLeET DayS
hE tHInks I WaS kiDDING ABOut SHredDiNG Him WiTh MY BArE handS by tHE WAy. I WAS nOT. SiDEyA Is VEry cROSS AbOUt THE State of the SITTING room. GRay IS DelIGhtEd tO get TO ReDecoRAte HoWEvEr
Nice trY. I can'T bE BAited agAIN cUz My BEAUtIFUL, DArLiNG, LoviNG maTeSpRIt WhO Is So HandsOMe aND poWERfUl AND AWesOme IS GIvinG mE KiSsES RIgHT nOw. so mnEHHHHH

-- ravingGeneticist [RG] has disconnected! -- -- ravingGeneticist [RG]'s palmhusk has been crushed! --
InTERAct wiTH mY posTS AgaiN AND you WIlL DisCoveR jUST How cAPAbLE i Am of auTONOmOusLy DisMEmberinG a MAN.
I WISh MoRE peoPLE rEMembEReD That WANTinG sOMEone TO be sAFE DOESN't ENTItlE you TO sTriP thEM OF thEIR PeRsonal AutONOmY
tHerE iS A FlY in MY RESPitEbLoCk. I'VE beeN WatchINg It FlY roUND anD round and roUnd ANd roUnD for 20 MINUtEs
IT is huMILiAtIng HavinG To coNsTANtLy aPoLOGizE for bEhAvIOr yoU Know THAT aT YoUr gRoWN age, yOU //SHoulD// Be AblE TO COnTROl, AnD cAn'T. WoRse iS BEInG AWARe Of It as iT's HAPpeNInG. WORSE StILL To sEe iT From otHeR's pErspECtiVES IN ReAl TiME. I tHinK SometiMes iT WAs EAsier When I was ALoNE.
I aM... GENEraLly SpeaKIng, a gOOd NATuREd PersoN, who is DEfINiTELy doING HIs BESt 100% OF ThE TIME. unforTUNatELY SOmEtiMES my BESt IS ViCious aND unpredictabLe MOod swiNgS tHat HaVE tO mAnAgeD AND thAt make Me FEEL LIke a wrIGgleR. I Am aWaRE Of thE ProbLem buT UnFORTuNaTEly being AwArE of The pRobLeM doEs noTHInG to aCTUAllY MiTigaTe THe SYmpToMs oF my coNditiON
I aM EvIL TONIGht. I AM goINg tO MAke THiS MY MaTESpriT'S PROblem LEST I frighTeN twO hIVEHOLdS full Of Low-TO-miD BlOODS bArely iNtO tHEIR AduLthooDs wITh my mOoDS
YuCKY Bruise ON My ArM!
WHy! ARe We BARGAinINg oUR BLOod!!!!!!! don't dO ThAT!!!!!!
IF mY lUsus Had BeeN FEmAlE I wOuLd HAve cAlLED hER meGALOMom.





