
Dirk M. Strider
@timaeusTraversed
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Okay I got some of the energy out with a strife. I feel better now. Cro snapped a picture though and hot damn do I look fine as hell

Once again I am blessed with the inability to be hungover. How's everyone's Sunday morning going?

Fuck it. They'll be glad I'm going outside. Photo incoming later when I figure out where my clubbing shit went.


Would people believe me if I said that last one wasn't actually about any version of Jake? Probably not, but the very detailed agreement we have about avoiding physical contact means I don't need to be believed to be right. Also our Jake doesn't smoke, so

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Every time I think I'm over him he picks up a new habit that draws me right back in.

Oh, actually that cyborg talk got me thinking. I might have a solution for my yearning that doesn't require me to fundamentally change the construction of my physical body.

You ever have the yearning to do something but you're just not the right species to indulge in it?
I am telling you Being handled like a sack of potatoes does wonders for your composure.

Getting your stomach pumped is a lot less dramatic than people make it out to be

Wonder if a higher stomach pH would help or hinder the mucosal lining..

Some people... the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

Speaking of, I should bring back the club fit. So many fucking straps though.. Can I be assed to deal with those?

The arrival of another brain ghost splinter reminds me of the time Jake got drunk and Hoped up a sluttified version of me. I mean it was hot but I can't fit in shorts that tiny, buddy. Did steal the mesh shirt though, just had to update the style.

I'm alive. It's been nearly a week but I'm alive.

Also one more chit as a treat for some folk, look all I'm saying is I think some people look real pretty with makeup, especially when you get them crying. #nsfw #suggestive

#FunFact Whales molt because if they shed skin like a normal mammal they'd be fighting off infections 24/7 (and other reasons). But whales molting is the main fun fact here. Enjoy some cursed knowledge, I'm going to bed.

What a wonderful way to end the evening. Elbow deep in a stomach full of wires.

















