Dirk M. Strider
@timaeusTraversed
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This is my introduction. Enjoy.
I just realised what Dave's doing
You've already been outed, I don't need to do anything. Besides it's funnier when I'm in on it.
Starting to think I just have an affinity for Hope players at this point. Feels like a cruel joke.
I’d say you have my condolences, but… I don’t actually have that much room to talk.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ OOh i'm curious what other hope players there are on here #needtoknowmyfellowaspect #Ithinktheeridanseludedtobeinghopeplayers #butthatsallIknow
Both Amporas are Hope players. Different classes
I wish he’d just show up and make it hurt, to be honest. #nsfw #nsfwe
This makes me sound more mentally ill than kinky but honestly I cannot be assed. I’m just poking with a stick to see if he’ll message me.
Ugh fuck, this is why I don't sleep.
Okay I think it's time I logged off for the night. Not to sleep, I just need to do something stupid to reset my system.
I need to clarify it's not the fact it's a plush, go wild, it's the fact it's Rarity. That is my hg, she is a queen, she has single-handedly made me a less selfish person.
8=D < You do not know her as I do...
.. . Poor Rarity goddamn man
The worst part is I actually have an RD of a similar size and because of that fuck I'll never be able to show her because they'll immediately think of those crimes against nature again
Okay hear me out. We're going to pretend for a moment that wanting someone's arm up in your guts is a normal and not trauma related response to yearning- and yeah I mean literally like reaching into my stomach kind of thing (might be normal for here, it is not normal in general) Seeing the ghosts all around this site made me think.. they could do that? They could just.. reach through using the incorporeal shit and it wouldn't hurt beyond what you wanted it to.
yeah lets just slice you in half never heard of stupidity counting as a just death anyway desk test successful uh lets try the wall maybe? oh snap the bubbles changing aw fuck its the goddamn pipes after all i totally jinxed it
Maybe you had your thoughts on the pipes too long.
goddamn inky pipes why couldnt this be the clean pipes oh hey a salamander maybe i should ask it for a favor nah cant do it theyre too adorable i mean god DAMN look at the size of that spit bubble i am WAY too grossed out to put my arm anywhere near this shit cant believe john and rose thought these fuckers were cute anyway i got out of the pipe things are progressing pretty smoothly
It's just spit. But at least you're slowly ramping things up.
what you want me to put my hand in a salamander wow thats not a sentence i ever thought id type anyway i found a turtle didnt put it in pain even if it is a memory it was making eye contact the whole time it was weird but i got the arm in and out so i guess ive surpassed fuckin boy skytard on my arm-in-things echeladder now
That's the experimentation spirit.
Probably. I've managed before, it's just finding you that'll be the hard part.
theyve got a way of making things happen the bubbles i mean here to help you out ill be the dead dave with uh idk i guess ill be the dave with this fuckin turtle cmon bitch were going on an adventure and by adventure i mean standing right here
Dave with a turtle is a pretty unique thing to see. On my way.
Okay I know it was kind of horrific but people need to stop pitying my #decapitation jokes. Come on, they're funny. The way they're slipped in so subtly is an art. I need my humour to be appreciated more.
What can they say, it's a cut-throat business telling niche jokes nowadays.
You get it.
There he is.
Oh I saw that, that's not good.
Ignoring this disaster to comment on something much more disturbing: Why the hell would you ruin the sanctity of a plush like that? I had to turn RD away and apologise to the void for just glancing at it.
I won't have to worry about that, right?
Okay, two different Jakes pitied this. Not liked, pitied. I am definitely missing something.
oh is that all it is right yeah thats pretty on par for the course tbh ive seen this shit played out at least three times now on the dash
What do you mean three times, hasn't this site only existed for four months?
yeah man its like clockwork couple of weeks go by a jake and dirk go haywire and spread their dirty laundry out on the feed like i cant believe its not butter on toast couple weeks of other random bullshit then another dumpster fire of a public display of animosity rinse rave repeat
Okay. Note to self; don't get back with Jake, I guess? Not that I planned to but three is a pattern and I'm not becoming a statistic.
probs for the best man
Some of them are still going strong apparently, I've lost the will to make sense of it. I need to go back to fucking therapy.
i mean if it ends up working for you then hell yeah bro
Yeah, given where my relationship routes are going, I don't think I'll need to worry about it much.
all i can say is nice work dude
god fucking damn it dirk
Stands for Marie, by the way. Bess ain't the only one suffering.
Today on
Nice try. It's more like a solid 🦐 still sitting at my desk
broski you gotta get some rest asap like sure maybe i should take my own advice too but thats not the point
I'm barely past hour 50, I'm fine
dude
What?
there is literally nothin in this world that could be so damn important that you gotta stay up 50 hours at your desk i stg dude you might be a genius but that m in your name might start standing for moron if you dont rest and reset
It's important to me. But fine, I'll rest when I finish this section.
aight sick how long do you have left?
Good question
god fucking damn it dirk
Saw man tits, no longer need to brood. Tonight is a wonderful night actually
You ever think auto-cannibalism could count as a form of self love?
When does love not hurt?
You get it
It's late enough now right? Anyway #yearning